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  1. Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
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  3. I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT, CAN YOU HONESTLY NOT FIND FRESH OC TO USE ON TEH 4CHINZ!!!! LOOK HERE YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT, TAKE THAT BANANA AND EAT IT INSTEAD OF WASTING THE POTASSIUM MAKING CANCER ON /b/! OR BETTER YET, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!! You're so fuckin' dead, kiddo, that I will personally stick a dildo in your coffin so that your corpse is seen as continually gay for all eternity. I will fill your throat with my cock, and stuff you full of the cancerous semen you seem to crave and love every time you post that faggot banana here. I hope you choke to death on this dick, you massive sissy faggot.
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  5. I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  7. There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
  8. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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  10. A fat, pimple faced faggot sits on a broken kitchen chair that has one leg shorter than the other 3, endlessly stroking his chronically flaccid, smegma coated cock, just looking for the one thing that will get him hard. Finally, he comes across a YLYL thread. "Oh boy!" he exclaims, as he ejects his rancid, Doritos scented saliva into the palm of his hand. "Just what I need." He frantically starts lubing up his chafed stump while navigating his labyrinth of overused memes and Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction. At last he finds it, the holy grail of aphrodisiacs: the naked banana. As he posts picture after picture, he giggles uncontrollably while his baby dick reaches maximum altitude. He repeats "I really really really like this image" over and over again in between fits of laughter. As he reaches his climax, his body covered in his glorious PC master race sweat, and his tic tac cock covered in his hepatitis infected blood, he leans back in his chair and says with great satisfaction, "Thanks Lori."
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  12. BANANA INCUMMING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER BANANA EBIN LE THREAD LE BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT EBIN LE BANANA: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANANA FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER EBIN LE BANANA SO FUCKING EBIN MY FRIEND NIGGER FAGGOT BANANA EBIN COCK BANANA EBIN BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT FUCKING NIGGER BANANA: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DDBANANA INCUMMING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER BANANA EBIN LE THREAD LE BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT EBIN LE BANANA: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANANA FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER EBIN LE BANANA SO FUCKING EBIN MY FRIEND NIGGER FAGGOT BANANA EBIN COCK BANANA EBIN BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT FUCKING NIGGER BANANA: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NIGGER BANANA SO BANANA INCUMMING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER BANANA EBIN LE THREAD LE BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT EBIN LE BANANA: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANANA FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER EBIN LE BANANA SO FUCKING EBIN MY FRIEND NIGGER FAGGOT BANANA EBIN COCK BANANA EBIN BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT FUCKING NIGGER BANANA: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NIGGER BANANA SO EBINEBINDDBANANA INCUMMING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER BANANA EBIN LE THREAD LE BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT EBIN LE BANANA: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANANA FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER EBIN LE BANANA SO FUCKING EBIN MY FRIEND NIGGER FAGGOT BANANA EBIN COCK BANANA EBIN BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT FUCKING NIGGER BANANA: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BANANA NIGGER FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE HAHAHAEBINDDDDDDDDDDDD NIGGER BANANA SO EBINDDDDDDDDDDD NIGGER BANANA SO EBIN
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  14. i really lose my shit every fucking time i see that banana. i really hate you and everyone who has a part in in it.
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  16. Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
  17. "Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
  18. Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
  19. Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
  20. Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
  21. Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth
  22. Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
  23. "I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably
  24. "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
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  26. EPIC MEME THREAD GUISE
  27. le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
  28. ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D
  29. tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
  30. >>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>
  31. upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
  32. epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
  33. just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
  34. le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
  35. 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
  36. RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))
  37. EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
  38. le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D
  39. >le maymay arrow
  40. is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
  41. BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
  42. fucking epic ass meme
  43. i love that fucking meme so much man
  44. wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
  45. *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  46. that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID!
  47. REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA
  48. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  49. Y LMAO
  50. Y LMAO
  51. Y LMAO
  52. Y LMAO
  53. Y LMAO
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  55. here's how i interpret this: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don't know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon "ha-ha", where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It's possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous "i really (3x) like this image", as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it's yours, which, of course, means "yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick". Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: "wow, this is funny" Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says "thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot" And that was the story
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