(UNREALISTIC FUTURE OF SOYLAR SYSTEM) 2017 to 2030

(UNREALISTIC FUTURE OF SOYLAR SYSTEM)
2017 to 2030
Earth: Please don't touch me OMG particle.
OMG Particle: Ok. I'll touch you jupiter.
Jupiter: SHUSH.
Sun: Omg Particle? Come and get me.
OMG Particle: Nah. I will get jupiter.
"Explosive Asteriod Hits Jupiter."
Sun: NOOO
Earth: NOOO
Jupiter: NOOO
Mars: Phobos please don't crash into me.
Phobos: I can't. Gravity is bringing me. I'm sorry!
Mars: Aw.
Deimos: Independence!
Mars: YOUR NOT LEAVING ME DEIMOS.
Deimos: I am. You can not do anything about it.
Mars: GRAVITY HELP ME!
Jupiter: Guys? I think I caught another moon.
Earth: Let's name it Kushialis
Jupiter: That's a nice name.
Mars: Dang. Phobos went 2 meters closer to me this year.
Sun: Don't worry. It will take tens of millions of years for it to crash in to you.
Mars: I'm scared sun.
Sun: It's ok. Earth hows the technolgy going?
Earth: Real good. Also we have 69% water now.
Sun: Don't use too much! Jupiter, how many asterioids have you blocked this year?
Jupiter. Atleast 100.
Sun: Wow. Oh my gosh. A huge asterioid is about to hit Mecury.
Sun brings asterioids inward.
Sun: Pewf.
Mecury: Thanks!
Sun: Welcome.
Mars: Dang. Deimos stop.
Deimos: No.
Earth: Moon hows it going?
Moon: Good.
Earth: Can I start conlonizing you?
Moon: I don't know. Maybe. Depends on your technolgy.
Earth: I'm ready. Let's go!
Saturn: I love my ring.
Sun: Cool.
Neptune: Pluto your small.
Earth: Shush he is bigger than my tallest mountain, Mount Everest.
Uranus: I hate my name.
Jupiter: Shush.
Uranus: You shush.
Jupiter: No you.
Uranus: Actually, you
Jupiter: No.
Sun: STOP ARGUING!
Jupiter: Fine.
Uranus: Fine.
Pluto: Neptune? I'm not small. I'm bigger than most moons.
Neptune: I'm over 100x bigger than you.
Venus: Who wants some fire?
Earth: Not me. I don't want my living beings to die.
Mecury: I'm already hot.  Close to your tempature.
Sun: Atleast I'm the hottest.
Star far away: No your not.
Black hole: I want a star. Here comes todays food!
Random Star: Don't eat me black hole!
Black Hole: TOO BAD!
Earth: That's scary. Sun? I'm scared.
Sun: Of what?
Earth: A black hole.
Sun: The nearest one is over 1,000 light years away. Do not worry.
Neutron Star: Hold On Tight.
Neutron Star 2: Ok.
Neutrons Stars collide, forming a black hole.
Black Hole: WE MERGED!
Super Black Hole: So?
Black Hole: It's cool we merged.
Super Black Hole: I don't care.
Black Hole: I don't need you to care,
Super Black Hole: Ok.
Super Black Hole: Well I need to eat some lunch. I'll eat you neutron!
Neutron Star: What about that star over their?
Super Black Hole: Your closer. So I'll eat you!
Neutron Star: That's sad.
Super black hole eats Neutron Star
Earth: ASTERIOID! Humans defend.
Earth (Humans): We got it. 15,000 people died sadly.
Earth: Very sad.
Moon: Nice conlonizies!
Earth: Thanks.
Earth's Asterioid Impact Gone.
Mars: Oh no... Deimos is running away. Gotta catch you deimos!
Earth: Catch him mars!
Deimos moves 1 meter.
Mars: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sun: Don't worry.
Earth: That's Sad.
Mars: When that day comes... I will be terrifed.
Earth (Humans): Mars that day you will already be colonized. We humans will protect you.
Mars: Thanks earth.
Earth (Humans): Always.
Sun: Earth go check on the galaxy.
Earth: Ok.
Earth: LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
------------- (What earth found!!) --------------
Random Star: Oh No.
Random Stars 1st Planet: Oh great.
Random Stars 2nd Planet: This is the real WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
Random Stars 3rd Planet: SAVE ME!!
Random Star: I'M SORRY!!
Random Planets 1-3: WE DO NOT FORGIVE YOU!!
Random Planets 4-6: WE FORGIVE YOU!!
*Random Star Explodes*.
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Sun: Earth that is very sad.
Earth: I know.
Sun: But some day it will happen to me.
Earth: When? I'm starting to... cry now.
Sun: In a long time, billions of years.
Earth: Pew... Pew.. Pewf...
Mars: I wish I was like earth.
Earth: What?
Mars: I used to be just like you. I had water, and a lot more.
Mars: But than I got worse.
Mars: And I become what I am now.
Mars: I also used to have water.
Earth: That means I am the new mars.
Mars: Ye... Yes.
Jupiter: Gonna catch this asteriod.
Saturn: Wish you luck Jupiter.
Neptune Same.
Jupiter: Yay I caught it!
Saturan and Neptune: Congrats Jupiter. You did a good job.
Uranus: Why do a lot of humans be mean to me? They make a joke out of my name.
Saturn and The Sun: I do not know.
Earth: They think your name is funny.
Uranus: But why?
Earth: It means something funny.
Uranus: Oh.
Moon: Earth is my friend.
Earth: I know.
Earth: Oh my gosh... A moon half the size of my moon crashed into the moon.
Moon: Oh my gosh.
*The moon gets 25% larger*
Moon: That was painful.
Earth: Ok.