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- From: jcaldwel@iquest.net (Mr. Caldwell AEOTS)
- Subject: Re: Bumper Stickers
- Date: 1996/07/06
- Message-ID: <4rlahu$hk4_001@patriot.iquest.net>
- sender: news@iquest.net (News Admin)
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- references: <31db37ee.0@chaos.magibox.net>
- organization: An Enemy of the State
- newsgroups: talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.democrats.d,alt.politics.org.misc,alt.politics.usa.republican
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- Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
- Good Night America, Where Ever You Are!
- A Cult is a Religion with no Political Power. (See Waco)
- The Government reserves the right to REFUSE to serve everyone.
- Victory is only relative, defeat is truly decisive.
- USA.SYS corrupted: Eradicate politicians? (Y/y)
- Fight Organized Crime, Shoot Politicians...
- The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus
- Smith & Wesson - Symbol of American Freedom
- They can have my gun ... one bullet at a time!
- At any time, at any place, FBI snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
- The way to a man's heart is with a broadsword.
- If voting really effected change, it would be illegal.
- BATF = Bureau of Arsonists, Traitors & Fascists
- "We must kill you to save you." - new BATF/FBI motto
- Judge - An Unemployed Lawyer Who Wears a Black Dress.
- Ya the Constitution, my grandfather had that, he could work all day!
- Bill of Rights: Void where Prohibited by Law
- And remember, you can't spell DEALER without DEA.
- I know my facts are right. I heard it on NBC.
- Clinton's Attorney General killed more people than Ted Kennedy's car!
- Don't take my car, officer. I wasn't speeding. Really!
- The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
- If you cannot love your Constitution, at least hate the Government.
- The supposed quietude of a good man allures the ruffian. - Paine
- "the Constitution doesn't require the use of inferior weapons" - Kopel
- The greatest difficulty comes at the start. It's called--getting ready
- The Second Amendment guarantees the other nine. My nine guarantees the 2nd.
- FBI = Fire & Brimstone Inc.
- Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot find TRAITOR2.USA
- Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in feminine protection.
- Government "compassion" requires the victimization of someone else.
- "Sleep tight Janet, you had a good day" 4/19/93 Clinton
- Gun control killed the Branch Davidians
- If you're happy and you know it clank your chains
- Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate in a pile outside.
- The gov't can support as many poor people as it is willing to create.
- Criminals work for the State created Law Enforcement Growth Industry.
- Tested on small, cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- Of the government, by the government, for the government {GAG RETCH}
- Remember -- "Nazi" is short for "National SOCIALIST"
- My economic barometer just sucked itself to death.
- Do YOU trust a government that won't obey it's OWN LAWS?!
- The rulers learn from history, why don't the subjects? Cause the ruler
- When guns are outlawed, only the Government & Criminals will have guns!
- Why are they making the streets safe for criminals?
- 911 -- Government sponsored Dial-A-Prayer
- 1911 -- People activated solution to crime.
- Nov 3, 1992 The day America committed suicide.
- Bill Clinton..skid marks on the underwear of America.
- Long Island R.R. - Gun Control disarmed the passengers!
- Gun control "protects" you from being able to shoot back.
- Politicians are not hoplophobes, they DO have a reason to fear guns.
- NRA life member JFK was shot by ACLU member L. H. Oswald.
- Without a gun, the flag you're waving may as well be WHITE! B. Moore
- BATF: Building Another Terrible Fiasco
- Rhodes Scholarships - Studies in world domination...
- The family that shoots together shouldn't be messed with!
- Thought of the day: If Vince Foster had a gun, he would still be alive.
- Health care with the efficiency of the post office, compassion of IRS
- God didn't make us equal, Sam Colt did. But God made Sam Colt..go loop.
- That which does not kill us is below us on the food chain.
- Can you say Superfranticunproductiveuselesslegislation?!!
- Arm the citizens, let the citizens disarm the criminals.
- Hey there, Hi there Ho their, we're as happy as can be ...
- Freedom means being in fear for your life and loving it.
- Did you know that an anagram for 'Senator' is 'Treason'?
- Plant Majick -- OKRANOMICON
- KNOCK, KNOCK -(who's there?) - ATF -(Unt, Uh, ATF doesn't knock!) ;)
- Why were there more tanks in Waco than in Somolia?
- Cross Lassie with cantaloupe; get meloncollie baby.
- call the Clinton defense fund 1-800-BLO-Bill
- FONG'S MONGOLIAN GRILL & GUNWORKS.
- Awright, who peed in the gene pool?!!??
- Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret!
- I am (rubber), you are (glue), it bounces from me and sticks to you!
- Mind counts are ALWAYS more important than body counts -L. Mayo
- They tried to cure me once, I'm demanding double my mania back.
- "Oh Bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
- "Oh Bother," said Pooh, and aimed 1" down from the T and 1" right.
- "Oh Bother," said Pooh, and nuked DC from orbit just to be sure.
- "Oh Bother," said Pooh, as ate some borrowed UN MRE's.
- "Oh Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the UN commander.
- "Oh Bother," said Pooh, when he saw there were no more blue targets.
- Off to see the lizard....
- You non-conformists are all alike.
- Me... a skeptic? I trust you have proof...
- Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
- Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy" until you get a sight picture.
- I'm a peaceful man. Aint nothin' quite as peaceful as a dead troublemaker
- "Immoral laws aren't worthy of obedience" - W. Williams
- When the GUN Police are done, can the THOUGHT Police be far behind?
- Turned in my guns, all I got was this tube of funny looking jelly.
- Turned in my guns, and I got 10 weeks of food.
- Turned in my mom and I got this neat credit implant, good for 1 year.
- When guns are outlawed, become a criminal or bare your ass. ...
- Origin: Gun Control=Criminals & Gestapo vs. the Unarmed. (1:231/110.0)
- McPrisons: now over 1 Million served!
- Clinton had more tanks in Waco than Mogadishu.
- Happiness is Klinton's face on a milk carton.
- So much for officer friendly...to Serve and obliterate.
- "Bother" said Pooh as he pushed the plunger & the UN building crumbled
- "Bother" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
- "Oh Bother", said Pooh as he got tone and downed the UN fighter.
- A religion is a cult with an adequate army.
- "Light questioning, that's less than 10 stitches"-BATF/a cop wrote it!
- WACO: The FBI Forbade Them Surrender...Then Massacred Children & All.
- Bother said Pooh, as he blew up the dam on the advancing UN Army.
- From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.
- Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting blue beenie Waskels
- Gun laws are enforced at gunpoint. -- L. Neil Smith
- The RED ARMY - The official dogfood of Chechnya (TM)(c) 1995 Jeff Rudd
- If it saves just one life...enslaving you was worth it. -Liberal Credo
- "Brother", said Pooh, as he shot three IRS agents padlocking his home.
- If brains are outlawed....nothing will change.
- Coldly it lies [..], "I, the state, am the people" -- Nietzsche
- "NRA ?..the cheapest votes I ever bought!!!" George Bush
- "Bother", said Pooh, as he shoved in a fresh magazine.
- The best deterrent to *active, violent* anti-Semitism is a full magazine!
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