I won't sugarcoat this letter. This is a very bitter letter. Small children and the faint of heart should stop reading and leave the room. It is requisite, even in this summary sketch, to go back a few years to see how my love for people necessitates that I shelter initially unpopular truths from suppression, enabling them to ultimately win out through competition in the marketplace of ideas. Yes, I face opposition from Mr. Terrible Lamb, Jr.. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder.

Mr. Lamb shouldn't revile everything in the most obscene terms and drag it into the filth of the basest possible outlook. That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions craft propaganda that justifies collapsing the society that sustains us all. He is out to leave a generation of people planted in the mud of an acerbic, closed-minded world to begin a new life in the shadows of conspiracism. And when we play his game, we become accomplices. I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about Mr. Lamb's stubborn, foolhardy excuses, please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one evading responsibility. I'm not the one fostering suspicion—if not hatred—of “outsiders”. And I'm not the one vandalizing our neighborhoods.

I hold fast to the view that I shall do my utmost to exercise all of our basic rights to the maximum. People have commented that there may be a gap in my logic there. I don't think there is, and I've gone to great pains to explain why. Mr. Lamb just reported that he can achieve his goals by friendly and moral conduct. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Mr. Lamb's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to cause pain and injury to those who don't deserve it.

If we don't show pluck and optimism when presented with threats and terror then Mr. Lamb will make it nearly impossible to disturb his unreasonable, ungracious gravy train. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that Mr. Lamb has stated that everyone with a different set of beliefs from his is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell. That's just pure allotheism. Well, in Mr. Lamb's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Mr. Lamb is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore!

Show me where it says Mr. Lamb has the right to fill the air with recrimination and rancor. He is astonishingly evil. However, as the Buddha remarked, there has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it. I'm sure that if the Buddha lived in modern times, though, he'd also comment on how Mr. Lamb thinks we want him to inject even more fear and divisiveness into political campaigns. Excuse me, but maybe if the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to use scapegoating as a foil to draw anger away from more accurate targets. A final word: Mr. Terrible Lamb, Jr.'s aeipathy for vigilantism borders on the pathological.