Test 1: Short Story

#include <iostream>

int main()
{
std::cout << "Narrator: And then she says to me she says... **notices audience** "
    << "Oh hi, sorry about that, I suppose you came here to hear a story did you?" << "\n\n"
    << "Audience: **blank stares**" << "\n\n"
    << "Narrator:  Well then... you sure are a lively bunch.  **clears throat** "
    << "Ahem, anyhow this story is an interesting one and I suppose to do it justice would take a few hours..."<< "\n\n"
    << "Audience: **beginning to stand up to leave** "<< "\n\n"
    << "Narrator: Wait, wait ok I guess I can give you the abridged version after all."
    << "**continuing** I guess I will begin at the beginning, after all this isn't one of those lame stories "
    << "where we tell you the ending first.  "
    << "Now where was I **taps foot appearing to be in deep thought** "<< "\n\n"
    << "Audience: **mumbling noises followed by some groaning**" << "\n\n"
    << "Narrator:  Oh yes, at the begininng, I was at the beginning now I remember.  "
    << "Man you guys sure are going to love this story once I tell it, and really it has everything.  "
    << "Intrigue, mystery, conspiracy theories, romance, comedy, tragedy, cats, that's right there are cats."
    << "I know what you are thinking to yourself right now, this must be soooome **stretches his body in an exagerated manner** story  "
    << "Well let me tell you it is everything you could possibly imagine, and mo **cut off by a voice offstage** " << "\n\n"
    << "Director: **speaking, but the sound is muffled, imagine the parents from charlie brown**" << "\n\n"
    << "Narrator: **facing offstage**  Oh I see, I see, hmm, well ladies and gentlemen it appears we are out of time for this evening."
    << "I would like to th <<voice trails off as he waves exiting the stage>>" << "\n\n"
    << "Audience: **confused looks abound, this may have well been the best story they had heard afterall**";

    system("PAUSE");
}