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| 1 | - | #include<stdio> |
| 1 | + | #include <iostream> |
| 2 | ||
| 3 | int main() | |
| 4 | {
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| 5 | std::cout << "Narrator: And then she says to me she says... **notices audience** " | |
| 6 | - | cout << "Narrator: And then she says to me she says... <<notices audience>> Oh hi, sorry about that, I suppose you came here to hear a story did you?" <</n << "Audience: **blank stare**" << /n << "Narrator: Well then... you sure are a lively bunch. **clears throat** Ahem, anyhow this story is an interesting one and I suppose to do it justice would take a few hours..." << /n << "Audience: **beginning to stand up to leave** << /n << "Narrator: Wait, wait ok I guess I can give you the abridged version after all." << /n << **continuing** "I guess I will begin at the beginning, after all this isn't one of those lame stories where we tell you the ending first" << **continuing** "Now where was I **taps foot appearing to be in deep thought** << /n << "Audience: **mumbling noises followed by some groaning**" << /n <<"Narrator: Oh yes, at the begininng, I was at the beginning now I remember, man you guys sure are going to love this story once I tell it, and really it has everything, intrigue, mystery, conspiracy theories, romance, comedy, tragedy, cats, that's right there are cats, I know what you are thinking to yourself right now, this must be soooome **stretches his body in an exagerated manner** story /n << "Well let me tell you it is everything you could possibly imagine, and mo **cut off by a voice offstage** "Director: **speaking, but the sound is muffled, imagine the parents from charlie brown**" << "Narrator" **facing offstage** Oh I see, I see, hmm, well ladies and gentlemen it appears we are out of time for this evening, I would like to th <<voice trails off as he waves exiting the stage>>" << /n << "Audience: **confused looks abound, this may have well been the best story they had heard afterall**" |
| 6 | + | << "Oh hi, sorry about that, I suppose you came here to hear a story did you?" << "\n\n" |
| 7 | << "Audience: **blank stares**" << "\n\n" | |
| 8 | - | return 0; |
| 8 | + | << "Narrator: Well then... you sure are a lively bunch. **clears throat** " |
| 9 | << "Ahem, anyhow this story is an interesting one and I suppose to do it justice would take a few hours..."<< "\n\n" | |
| 10 | << "Audience: **beginning to stand up to leave** "<< "\n\n" | |
| 11 | << "Narrator: Wait, wait ok I guess I can give you the abridged version after all." | |
| 12 | << "**continuing** I guess I will begin at the beginning, after all this isn't one of those lame stories " | |
| 13 | << "where we tell you the ending first. " | |
| 14 | << "Now where was I **taps foot appearing to be in deep thought** "<< "\n\n" | |
| 15 | << "Audience: **mumbling noises followed by some groaning**" << "\n\n" | |
| 16 | << "Narrator: Oh yes, at the begininng, I was at the beginning now I remember. " | |
| 17 | << "Man you guys sure are going to love this story once I tell it, and really it has everything. " | |
| 18 | << "Intrigue, mystery, conspiracy theories, romance, comedy, tragedy, cats, that's right there are cats." | |
| 19 | << "I know what you are thinking to yourself right now, this must be soooome **stretches his body in an exagerated manner** story " | |
| 20 | << "Well let me tell you it is everything you could possibly imagine, and mo **cut off by a voice offstage** " << "\n\n" | |
| 21 | << "Director: **speaking, but the sound is muffled, imagine the parents from charlie brown**" << "\n\n" | |
| 22 | << "Narrator: **facing offstage** Oh I see, I see, hmm, well ladies and gentlemen it appears we are out of time for this evening." | |
| 23 | << "I would like to th <<voice trails off as he waves exiting the stage>>" << "\n\n" | |
| 24 | << "Audience: **confused looks abound, this may have well been the best story they had heard afterall**"; | |
| 25 | ||
| 26 | system("PAUSE");
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| 27 | } |
