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  1. >dear diary, day thirty two
  2. >things have.....changed to say the least
  3. >me and rainbow moved to a new house near the center of town
  4. >since our old one burned down
  5. >mysteriously
  6. >we were also tied to the bed while we were sleeping when it was burning
  7. >how odd
  8. >our new house has a keypad that ponies can use
  9. >the code changes weekly
  10. >it also has three keys locks
  11. >security cameras (inside and outside)
  12. >and motion sensors
  13. >yet today I still woke up to find my laundry missing
  14. >so things are pretty much back to normal
  15.  
  16. >dear diary, day thirty three
  17. >things just got....complicated
  18. >apparently fluttershy has recruited some help
  19. >a certain trio of 'blank flanks' are helping her in search of cutie marks
  20. >what's appleblooms mark honna be, a pair of handcuffs?
  21. >well anyway, I told scootaloo that what she was doing was wrong and if I could speak to her parents
  22. >she ran off crying after that for some reason
  23. >the other two haven't shown up yet, but they will I'm guessing
  24. >I also found a hidden camera in my clothes drawer today
  25. >I don't even know they had cameras here
  26.  
  27. >dear diary, day thirty three
  28. >applebloom and sweetie belle are better at this than scootaloo
  29. >scootaloo just tried to throw a butterfly net over me
  30. >I don't know where her plan went after that
  31. >I was gardening out front when
  32. There he is!
  33. Git 'Im!
  34. What the blueberry fu-
  35. >applebloom lassos my legs
  36. >sweetie bell handcuffed my hands
  37. >they both ductape my mouth and eyes
  38. >my fucking eyes.
  39. >fuck it hurts
  40. >they start to drag me by my hands
  41. >a few minutes go by
  42. What are you guys doing?
  43. >spike
  44. We're, ah, practicing for the next rodeo
  45. It doesn't look like-
  46. Spike, rarity says she wanted to see you. Something about true love-
  47. >spike don't believe the marshmallow!
  48. Okthanksbye!
  49. >dammit you purple piece of shit
  50.  
  51. >so diary, applebloom and marshmallow where dragging me to fluttershys cottage
  52. >its pretty sad when two toddlers can do a better job then a full grown mare
  53. >then again its sad when two toddlers captured me in the first place
  54. >you stop being dragged and are lying on cold cobblestone.
  55. >you hear a hoof knock on a door
  56. >you hear Appleblooms southern drawl
  57. Fluttershy, we got yer here human.
  58. >Fluttershy opens the door
  59. good jobs girls.
  60. Hey applebloom, did we get our cutie marks
  61. >Yeah, theyre a jailcell and dropped soap
  62. naw, we didnt. aw well, lets go. See ya Fluttershy!
  63. Bye girls. And hello Anon.
  64. >fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
  65.  
  66. >I feel the strain on my hands highten.
  67. >Im hanging from the chain between my handcuffs
  68. >fluttershy rips the ductape off my eyes
  69. >remind me to fucking punch her once i inevitably get out of this
  70. sorry anon, but i want you to see everything
  71. >really, you cant fuck me with my eyes closed?
  72. >you look around
  73. >in her cottage bedroom
  74. >again
  75. >hey theres my laundry!
  76. >why is it all wet?
  77. >oh
  78. >eww
  79. >Now i have to go to marshmallows bitch sister to get new clothes
  80. >speaking of which, remind me to punch spike
  81. fluttershy un-lassos my feet
  82. >you kick her in the stomach the minute theyre untied
  83. >she starts crying a few feet away, where she landed
  84. why are you so mean to me?
  85. >ugh just fail at raping me and lets get it over without the waterworks
  86. fine, two can play that game
  87. >what
  88. >a hoof comes flying at my eyes
  89. >no not the eyes again
  90. >you pass out
  91.  
  92. >You wake up
  93. >no clothes
  94. >you feel a breeze
  95. >wait, what?
  96. >you look around
  97. >Your on top of your house in the center of ponyville
  98. >on the roof, on the center of the roof
  99. >fluttershy hovers in the air near you, a gas mask on
  100. how nice of you to join us?
  101. >mouth is not ductaped anymore
  102. us?
  103. yes. down on the ground, all of ponyvilles mares are waiting
  104. waiting for what?
  105. you. you see, Anon, i've realized, i'll never get to have you. you or rainbowdash will always outsmart me. so i've decided that if I can't have you, nop0ny can. I created a airborne virus that makes every mare it affects go into heat. Sever heat.
  106. >fuck.
  107. They've already searched the town for all colts. Big Mac died about an hour ago from the pressure of hundreds of mares piling on top of him. Hoity Toity barely got out alive. Spike finally got his wish. Rarity locked the door and still has him all to herself.
  108. >well at least spikes having fun.
  109. The whole elementary school and miss cherilee crushed featherweight. Now everyp0nys searching for you.
  110. How have the pegasus ponys not spotted us yet?
  111. Very good question Anon. A side effect of the virus is the pegasus' wings get so stiff they cant fly. and a unicorns horn will stop working. Now, if there ar'nt anymore questions.....
  112. >Fuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
  113. >Fluttershy drags you by handcuffed hands to the edge of the roof.
  114. >You hear
  115. There he is!
  116. Get him
  117. >and you here a lot of moaning
  118. >you can almost feel the heat of the crowd of mares from two storys up
  119. Any last words to your precious rainbowdash?
  120. >You look down, and see rainbow drooling at you in between Twilight and Applejack
  121. Rainbow , I love you.
  122. >Fluttershy pushes you off the edge of your house
  123.  
  124. >you grab hold of fluttershys mask as you fall
  125. >The rubber straps snap and the mask comes off
  126. >the force of this causes fluttershy to fall headfirst into the sea of mares
  127. >she cant fly because her wings are now stiff from the virus
  128. >you grab the gutter and climb back on to the roof
  129. >well that escalated quickly
  130. >so now your trapped on your roof, but at least no flying or magic can be done
  131. >You here a weird sound, and then a green flame burst appears and a note pops out of the flames.
  132. >It reads as such : Anon, the virus loses effect after you have sex with the mare
  133. -Spike
  134. >So the only way to get ponyville back to normal is to.................
  135. >You you climb into your house through a second story window.
  136. >get your ladder
  137. >go back on the roof
  138. >Set down the ladder and have one pony climb up before hastily pulling it back up.
  139. >Technically get raped one by one.
  140. The end for now
  141.  
  142. >dear diary, day thirty five
  143. >things are almost back to normal
  144. >after everyp0ny came down off their heat-high, they remembered what happened.
  145. >i made a lot of new *ahem* friends
  146. >Rainbowdash was mad at first. then she decided that it was for the good of everyone
  147. >Fluttershy was convicted as a terrorist and charged with the murders of Big Macintosh and Featherweight.
  148. >She would have been charged with the rape of Spike, but its not rape if you like it.
  149. >According to Equestria laws, as the victim< I got to decide Yellow Quiets punishment.
  150. >Life in solitary confinement.
  151. >I decided to not say anything about the cutie mark criminals
  152. >The apple family had already gone through enough
  153. >though to be fair, if Applebloom hadn't done since a good job at kidnapping me, her brother would still be alive
  154. >Just sayin Diary
  155.  
  156. >dear diary, day thirty seven
  157. >i thought once fluttershy was gone my trying to be raped days were over
  158. >apparently not
  159. >apparently after failing the first time at trying, in combination with wanting to be just like rainbowdash, scootaloo wants to have sex with me
  160. >well, she wants to rape me actually
  161. >me and dash were.....being intimate....and she walked in on us
  162. >apparently she visited fluttershy and now knows how to get into my house
  163. >...........great..........
  164. >so anyway she walked in on us and we just kicked her out.
  165. >but then when we woke up the next morning she was sitting at the end of our bed.
  166. >just watching us sleep.
  167. >not really a rape attempt but still creepy
  168. >but the worst happened later that day
  169. >i walked into the bathroom and got undressed for my shower.
  170. >and there was a hole in the wall and a crowd of school fillys crowding around to peek in
  171. >WTF!?
  172. >i hope scootaloo doesn't get any better at this
  173.  
  174. >Dear diary, day forty
  175. >Scootaloo hasn't been around alot until today
  176. >i woke up to find myself tied loosely to a wall
  177. >dash was nowhere to be found
  178. >i try to struggle my way out of the ropes
  179. >they arn't tied well at all
  180. >Get out right as scootaloo walks in
  181. well anon, its time to-oh
  182. >she hangs her head
  183. I'll just go now
  184. Scootaloo, wait
  185. Yeah?
  186. Why do you keep trying to rape me?
  187. Because Rainbowdash gets to and shes so cool, and maybe ill get my cutie mark, and i failed that one time fluttershy told me too and-
  188. Do you know what rape even is?
  189. No. i was gonna ask you once you were tied up
  190. Remember when you walked in on me and Rainbowdash
  191. Yeah
  192. Thats what rape is. except rape is when one person is being forced to unwillingly
  193. Oh. I didn't know anon. Im sorry
  194. >she starts to cry as she walks out
  195. Scootaloo, about you not having a home...
  196. Yeah?
  197. You can stay with me and Rainbowdash.
  198. Really?!?
  199. Yeah, really.
  200. >Today was a good day diary
  201.  
  202. >Dear diary, day eighty
  203. >its been awhile diary
  204. >shits been busy
  205. >Rainbowdash broke up with me
  206. >she couldn't take having Scootaloo around
  207. >what with scootaloo following her everywhere and wanting to be just like her
  208. >she told me to kick scootaloo out
  209. >I could'nt
  210. >she has no where to go
  211. >She says when i kick scootaloo out she'll consider taking me back
  212. >I never knew she was so shallow
  213. >I still love her though
  214. >But scootaloo, shes almost like a daughter to me now.
  215. >Oh well.......
  216. >Its great having scoots around though.
  217. >Shes gone for like five hours a day, five days a week.
  218. >But its great when she gets home because we go out play at the park or see a movie and stuff
  219. >Im going to try and stay more vigilant on keeping up with this diary
  220.  
  221. >dear diary, day eighty one
  222. >today was scootaloos birthday
  223. >we went to sugarcube corner where pinkie had planned a party for her, and invited a lot of ponies
  224. >like standing room only
  225. >you find a corner and start to talk with twilight and pinkie
  226. Hey guys
  227. Hey Anon
  228. Pinkie, this party is great! Thank you!
  229. Sure Anon! How did scootaloo like her presents!
  230. She loved them. Urm, especially the history of scooters. Thanks twilight.
  231. Sure Anon
  232. >you notice a certain cyan pegasus staring at you three from the crowd
  233. >she quickly looks away when you notice her
  234. You invited rainbowdash?
  235. Sure! why would'nt I?
  236. They broke up pinkie!
  237. Oh, sorry Anon! I did'nt know.
  238. Don't worry about it pinkie. she can see what she could've been a part of.
  239. >We went home.
  240. >Played with some new toys.
  241. >Started a firein the fire place, using the history of scooters as kindling
  242. >Tucked scootaloo in
  243. Happy birthday scoots
  244. Thanks, dad
  245.  
  246. >dear diary, day eighty two
  247. >went to twilights today to get some more books
  248. >need something to do while scoots is in school
  249. >Knock on door, twilight answers
  250. Anon? why are you here?
  251. Um, to get books.
  252. >it is a library.....
  253. Oh, well i just thought with the circumstances that you'd be at home
  254. What circumstances?
  255. Oh, you haven't heard?
  256. >Twilight i swear to god if you say the bird is the word.......
  257. There are rumors that flluttershy escaped
  258. What? No, no ,no ,nooooo
  259. Anon, there only rumors
  260. No, if theres even a rumor it must be true. i gotta go home and reset up the security systmes. I gotta get batteries for the security cameras.I gotta warn rainbowdash! its the least i can do! fluttershy doesn't know we broke up over scootaloo-
  261. >SCOOTALOO
  262. Twilight i gotta go! If you see rainbowdash before me tell her whats going on
  263. Wait where are you going?
  264. I gotta go get scootaloo from school
  265. >you say this as you run out the door
  266.  
  267. noticed my last two posts didnt have my name on them so heres whats mine.
  268. >>4179731
  269. >>4180074
  270. >I fukn book it to ponyville schoolhouse
  271. >knock on door
  272. >cherilee answers
  273. >she seems....off
  274. H-Hello Anon
  275. Hey cherilee. I need to take scootaloo home early
  276. >i play it calm, as if nothings the matter
  277. sorry a-anon. Todays lesson is ver-ry important.
  278. >Why is she nervous? should'nt i be the nervous one?
  279. Cherilee, I'm only asking to be nice. I'm taking Scootaloo home early.
  280. Anon, this lesson is really imp-portant. Its about right and wrong. And how you should never become a criminal.
  281. >she winks at me as she says criminal
  282. >wait a second
  283. >not sure if.jpg
  284. >not sure if coincedence or fluttershy
  285. >act like everything is normal
  286. Ok cherilee, i guess it can wait
  287. >she looks at you pleadingly, almost asking 'are you stupid? you don't see whats going on here?'
  288. Thanks a lot cherilee. hope your lesson goes well
  289. >close door on her bewildered face
  290. >walk to back of schoolhouse
  291. >crouch down and peek in window in back
  292. >low and behold, standing nearly inches away from your face, her back to you, adressing the class is fluttershy
  293. >scootaloo is a row back from the front of the class.
  294. >good, some distance between her and scoots
  295. >I press your ear against the glass
  296. 'so then after scootaloo failed, i had applebloom and sweetie belle try to...........'
  297. >what is this, history class?
  298. >i keep listening for some time
  299.  
  300. >you hear fluttershys monolougue coming to an end
  301. 'ands thats how I got out of canterlot maximum security. Now heres whats going to happen. My three little cutie mark crusaders are going to go track down, subdue and bring Anon to me. If you do anything but that every one here will pay. dearly.
  302. >for some reason nop0ny has spotted you yet
  303. 'well, go on.'
  304. >applebloom and sweetie belle get up and start to walk towards the door, heads hung
  305. 'but everyp0ny said it was wrong when we did it last time....'
  306. >mumbled sweetie belle
  307. 'it is wrong. now go. all of you'
  308. >she says looking at scootaloo, who is still in her seat
  309. No.
  310. 'im sorry, did you just say no?'
  311. Yeah! No! Im not gonna help hurt daddy!
  312. >scootaloo, not the time or the place....
  313. Daddy?
  314. >No. You must've heard her wrong.
  315. Yeah daddy. He took me in and and im not gonna hurt him.
  316. >well fuck, so much for keeping it a secret
  317. 'well is'nt that cute. This is your last chance. get up. Now.'
  318. No.
  319. Ok. fine you two! go. If you can't get him we have his'daughter' anyway.
  320. >the way she fucking said that word
  321. we're going to have to teach you a lesson in obedience while they're gone, now ar'nt we?
  322. >She starts pacing towards scootaloo
  323. Oh no we're not
  324. >you scream as you epic crash through the window
  325.  
  326. >the glass cuts you as you crash through it
  327. >yellow bitch whips around, not fast enough to advoid being tackled by me
  328. >we crash to the ground
  329. >i manage a punch to her face before she slams a hoof in my stomach
  330. >i get the wind knocked out of me
  331. >struggle to get up, go to lunge at fluttershy, then stop
  332. un-un-uh
  333. >she holding a knife she pulled out of her mane up to scootaloos neck
  334. One step closer, i daare you, you sexy beast
  335. >Umm, mixed signals
  336. Now listen. Your going to -
  337. >Cherilee knocks her out from behind
  338. >fuck yeah cherilee!
  339. Daddy!
  340. >Embrace Scootaloo
  341. Its ok now.
  342. >cherilee says
  343. kids, why don't you go for recess?
  344. >she waits til they're all gone, scootaloo stays, sitting on my lap
  345. what are we going to do anon?
  346. well, i guess call the police again.
  347. Ok, Won't she just escape again?
  348. I think holding a knife up to my kids neck entitles me to request she be executed
  349. true
  350. Well, lets tie up fluttershy or something 'til they get here
  351. >look over
  352. >shes gone
  353. ugh
  354. >At that moment the crusaders return
  355. We coul'n find 'im-Oh. sorry anon. we learned our lesson the first time, iys just-
  356. Its ok applebloom. I understand
  357.  
  358. >The police got to the school house to investigate for clues
  359. >Me and scootaloo stayed at twilight's for the night, twilight having put a magical barrier around the tree-brary
  360. >Rainbowdash was stayiing there too, for safety
  361. >she did't come out of her guest room much
  362. >Later that night i was sitting by the fireplace.
  363. >Twilight, scootaloo and spike had gone to bed much earlier
  364. >Rainbowdash comes down and sits next to me
  365. I'm sorry Anon
  366. What?
  367. I'm sorry. I was self centered, and pretentious and just...jealous. I'm sorry.
  368. Um...so where does that leave us? I mean you had a chance to give scootaloo a mom and you just left. Now you want to be back in our lives
  369. >a tear rolls down her cheek
  370. I know, and i feel terrible now that i missed out. I was just stupid and petty.
  371. >silence for a few minutes
  372. Sigh...........I forgive you
  373. really?
  374. yeah. but if you pull any shit like this again, no second chances. Its not fair for Scootaloo. Its not fair to me. ok?
  375. >she tackles me in a bear hug
  376. Thank you thank you thank you!
  377. >We share a passionate kiss
  378. I love you anon.
  379. Love you to dash.
  380.  
  381. >dear diary, day eighty three
  382. >I woke up today.
  383. >went into the kitchen to see twilight making scoots breakfeast
  384. Ok, lets see here. We have Oat-meals, eggs, toast, pancake mix, heatable waffles
  385. Twilight, you don't have to do that. we're your guests
  386. Oh its no trouble anon. I hardly ever get to make things for anyone but myself. Except the occasional gemstone casserole.
  387. Well if you don't mind..
  388. I don't!
  389. >i sit down next to scootaloo while twilight begins to make somepancakes
  390. Scootaloo, we gotta talk.
  391. What is it dad?
  392. Last night, uh, rainbowdash and me got back together.
  393. Oh..?
  394. Um, yeah. she said she wants to be part of our lives and that she was sorry for what happened and stuff.
  395. Oh. Ok. One thing dad?
  396. yeah?
  397. do i have to call her mom?
  398. No. No you do not.
  399.  
  400. >Later today me, Rainbowdash and scootaloo decided to risk a trip to the park.
  401. >Me and rainbowdash took a seat on a park bench while Scootaloo and her friends played on the playground
  402. So, anything new in your life anon?
  403. Other than Fluttershy? no. You?
  404. Nope. Oh! well, i did swipe some tapes from your house earlier today.
  405. And...?
  406. No sign of fluttershy
  407. Well thats odd. You would think she would go there first
  408. Thats what i thought!
  409. Well, we'll just have to keep a vigilant lookout
  410. Anon! Rainbowdash!
  411. >Its sweetie belle, she comes running up to us.
  412. What?
  413. Fluttershy took Scootaloo while we were playing
  414. Why that little-
  415. >Rainbowdash flys off towards fluttershys cottage before you can stop her
  416. >anon out
  417.  
  418. >I run towards fluttershys cottage
  419. >I hope they're both ok
  420. >I kick down the door and see no one there.
  421. >I grab a random board lying around for protection/ a weapon
  422. Scootaloo? Rainbowdash?
  423. >I search the upsatirs
  424. >nothing
  425. >I open the door to the back-yard
  426. >Mother of God
  427.  
  428. I look up
  429. A area of fluttershy's backyard has been walled off by a metal wall.
  430. >a T shape thing projects from the ground
  431. >Kind of like a scale
  432. >On one side in a cage is scootaloo
  433. >on the other side is rainbowdash
  434. >The bottom of each cage is like a trapdoor
  435. >they each have cinderblocks chained to them
  436. The ground below you begins to rise.
  437. >You realize you were standing on a metal grate attached to an upwards moving piston
  438. >As you rise you notice that on the grate are two buttons
  439. >one on the left, scootaloo's side
  440. >One on the right, rainbowdash's side
  441. Well, how nice of you to join us anon.
  442. Daddy! scootaloo says, looking up.
  443. How sweet. a little family reunion.Lets talk face to face anon. look to your right.
  444. >To your right is fluttershy. Her platform has four buttons. Its about four feet away from your platform.
  445. Look anon, i want you to suffer for what you've done.So here we go.
  446. >She presses a button
  447. Lava flows out of a pipe into the walled off area.
  448. >fuccccccckkkkkkk
  449. >The button to your left drops your daughter. The one to your right drops Rainbowdash. Choose
  450. You monster
  451. CHOOSE!
  452. >Rainbow says
  453. Save scootaloo anon. I've had my life. I Got to live it with you and scootaloo. Our time together was short, but i would'nt trade it for the world. Just drop me.
  454. How do i know you wont drop them both?
  455. Whichever button you press drops the one and swivels the other outside the wall and drops them to safety. If you don't choose in a minute i drop them both
  456.  
  457. Fine. I'm so sorry.....both of you......
  458. Its ok anon. Drop me.
  459. Ok..................I....choose......YOU!
  460. >You jump from your platform to fluttershys.
  461. >You press both save buttons, and both ponies get dropped harmlessly outside the lava pit
  462. >Meanwhile the rest of your body smashs against fluttershy, knocking her to edge of her platform.
  463. >Before you can push her off, she grabs you and twirls, switching positions
  464. >She pushes you, and as you fall you grab her mane, pulling her down towards the lava pit with you.
  465.  
  466. Dear daddy's diary, i think i've wrote this rite. I read the rest of his diary with mom, and she said i could put this last entry in. So there is daddys last day with me and mom. Thats how he saved us both. Daddy, thank you for giving me a home. Thank you for giving me a mom. thank you for giving me a life. I love you
  467.  
  468. >Dear daddy's diary, I'm just gonna keep putting in what happens to me in this diary
  469. >Mom says I have to impruuve my speeling anyway
  470. >Today Me and Mom told all her friends about what happened to daddy
  471. >everyone was sad for awhile
  472. >then twilight got happy all of a sudden and whispered something to mom
  473. >mom asked me to go leave with spike for a few minutes
  474. >me and spike went to look at his gem collection
  475. >it was......nice..........
  476. >we came back and everyp0ny was happy again for some reason
  477. >I made this entry before she asked, but twilight asked if she could hold on to my diary for the night
  478. >so by diary!
  479.  
  480. >So I'm back diary
  481. >so there I am, falling into a pit of lava
  482. >holding onto flutter bitches mane
  483. >and out of nowhere, fucking twilight magics my ass to safety
  484. >downside: she also saves fluttershy, but knocks her out and magic-binds her.
  485. >she also had my diary for some reason
  486. >according to what it said, the entries from when I died stayed in it because she took it with her when she time traveled
  487. >magic is awesome
  488. >good thing about this: diary entries stay, scoots and rainbow don't remember me dying
  489. >because it technically didn't happen
  490. >so no grieving
  491. We spent our first night as a happy family diary
  492.  
  493. >So diary< day eighty four?
  494. >even though i'm aware that scootaloo got a hold of this and wrote a day eighty four
  495. >Mind fuck
  496. >Rainbowdash has special hurricane clearing project in Detrot
  497. >Fucking every city is pony related.
  498. >Scootaloos at school
  499. >Might as well go explore
  500. >Oh and btw fluttershy is back at canterlot maximum security
  501. >So we've got a solid two monthes of guarenteed safety
  502. >More or less
  503. >Walk to ponyville square
  504. >hey a crowd
  505. >See Pinkie and rarity in the crowd
  506. >No In depth conversations will be had
  507. >walk on over
  508. Hey girls
  509. Why fancy meeting you-
  510. HI ANON!
  511. Whats going on here?
  512. Why only the worst reappearance of the century. That self centered unicorn is back.
  513. Who?
  514. Trixie.
  515. Never heard of her.
  516. She was before your time here.
  517. So whats wrong with her?
  518. SHES A BIG SHOW OFF, AND SHES A MEANY!
  519. Pinkie I'm right here
  520. Oh! sorry.........
  521. >Looks like the shows starting
  522.  
  523. 2.
  524. Hello Ponyville, it is I, the great and powerful Trixie. I have returned!
  525.  
  526. 3.
  527. >Here various boos and murmurs from the crowd.
  528.  
  529. 4.
  530. Can i get a volunteer? How about you, Anon?
  531.  
  532. 5.
  533. >What could possibly go wrong?
  534.  
  535. 6.
  536. >Walk up on stage
  537.  
  538. 7.
  539. Now, i shall make Anon dissapear!
  540.  
  541. 8.
  542. 3!
  543.  
  544. 9.
  545. Wait a second, somethings off here.....
  546.  
  547. 10.
  548. 2!
  549.  
  550. 11.
  551. How did you know my name?
  552.  
  553. 12.
  554. 1!
  555.  
  556. 13.
  557. >a bright white light blinds you
  558.  
  559. 14.
  560.  
  561.  
  562. 15.
  563. >My sight slowly comes back to me and everything seems normal...
  564.  
  565. 16.
  566. >But why is nop0ny moving?
  567.  
  568. 17.
  569. >I can move.
  570.  
  571. 18.
  572. Anon, listen-
  573.  
  574. 19.
  575. Jesus Christ, you scared me Trixie. What the fuck was that?
  576.  
  577. 20.
  578. I had to do this to talk with you. I stopped time for a minute to tell you this. I know how you got here.
  579.  
  580. 21.
  581. Wait, wha-
  582.  
  583. 22.
  584. Theres no time to explain! Meet me outside of your house at eight o clock tonight. Don't tell anyp0ny and act normal.
  585.  
  586. 23.
  587. >Flash
  588.  
  589. 24.
  590. Well, everyp0ny, looks like the great and powerful Trixie failed again
  591.  
  592. 25.
  593. >Many a boo from the crowd.
  594.  
  595. 26.
  596. >I went home and wrote this in my diary. I'll write more later after i meet with Trixie
  597.  
  598. 27.
  599.  
  600.  
  601. 28.
  602. >Dear diary, the unthinkable has happened.
  603.  
  604. 29.
  605. >heres what happened.
  606.  
  607. 30.
  608. >Me, dash and Scootaloo go to sweet apple acres because theres a cutie mark crusaders meeting or something.
  609.  
  610. 31.
  611. >Afterwards, we go by sugarcube corner to get some ice cream
  612.  
  613. 32.
  614. >Pinkies sees us walking in
  615.  
  616. 33.
  617. OHMYGOSH HI ANON HI RAINBOWDASH HI-
  618.  
  619. 34.
  620. Pinkie. We're right here. we can here you. Celestia in Canterlot can hear you.
  621.  
  622. 35.
  623. *Gasp* really? HI PRINCESS CELESTIA!
  624.  
  625. 36.
  626. >Dammit Pinkie
  627.  
  628. 37.
  629. >Get ice cream
  630.  
  631. 38.
  632. >Leave before ears start to bleed like they did when you heard that song by the black veil brides back on Earth (lel)
  633.  
  634. 39.
  635. >Back in time have rainbow put scoots to bed while i meet Trixie outside.
  636.  
  637. 40.
  638. >spot her waiting in a nearby bush
  639.  
  640. 41.
  641. Trixie, you can come out.
  642.  
  643. 42.
  644. Ok Anon, sorry, but this will have to be quick. Here goes- I'm a secret Intelligence agent of Celestia's that travels around Equestria in the guise of a 'magic act'. My showmanship's not what it used to be, but thats not important. What is important is how you got here, and how you'll be going home.
  645.  
  646. 43.
  647. Well, at this point i don't really wana-
  648.  
  649. 44.
  650. Nows not the time, we only have a few minutes to do this. I Brought you here, by accident. For this i apologixe. You see, what happened is i was trying to use a teleportation spell to Canterlot from here in Ponyville Exactly eighty-five days ago. The amount of time you've been here. It was during the midst of an important magical event- The moon, sun and stars aligning with our planet.
  651.  
  652. 45.
  653.  
  654.  
  655. 46.
  656. When i attempeted the spell, It actually brought you here. This can only happen every eighty five days, so prepare to go home!
  657.  
  658. 47.
  659. Wait, trixie, i really don't want to-
  660.  
  661. 48.
  662. >Horn glow
  663.  
  664. 49.
  665. >*pop*
  666.  
  667. 50.
  668. >white flash
  669.  
  670. 51.
  671. >I was holding you when it happened diary
  672.  
  673. 52.
  674. >When i found myself in my apartement back on earth
  675.  
  676. 53.
  677.  
  678.  
  679. 54.
  680. Its been a week now. I've eaten what little food was left in my apartement, and don't feel like going out to get more. Nothings the same anymore....I mean what the point?
  681.  
  682. 55.
  683.  
  684.  
  685. 56.
  686. >Now its been two weeks now.
  687.  
  688. 57.
  689. >Went out and bought some pretzels with some money i found in my dresser.
  690.  
  691. 58.
  692. >Can't really talk to family or friends, i was gone for eighty five days.
  693.  
  694. 59.
  695. >What am i gonna say, i went to ponyland for a while before i got sent back through magic.
  696.  
  697. 60.
  698. >I'm comptemplating ending it all...i don't know
  699.  
  700. 61.
  701.  
  702.  
  703. 62.
  704. Ok, i'm doing it. I got the rope and i'm gonna do it. If you ever read this, Scootaloo, Rainbowdash, I love you. Goodbye
  705.  
  706. 63.
  707.  
  708.  
  709. 64.
  710. >been awhile since i last wrote in this.
  711.  
  712. 65.
  713. >Obviously i could'nt go through with it.
  714.  
  715. 66.
  716. >So i drained my bank account, rationed my money and used it only for food and water. No heat, nop0ny knows i'm here anyway.
  717.  
  718. 67.
  719. >Listen to me. Nop0ny....
  720.  
  721. 68.
  722. >Anyway, if this doesn't work, i don't know what i'll do.
  723.  
  724. 69.
  725. >I've waited for this for awhile. Tommorow i'll know if it was worth it.
  726.  
  727. 70.
  728. >Its been eighty five days
  729.  
  730. 71.
  731. >trixie better fix this.
  732.  
  733. 72.
  734.  
  735.  
  736. 73.
  737. > welp, it worked!
  738.  
  739. 74.
  740. >Im back in Equestria
  741.  
  742. 75.
  743. >Kinda
  744.  
  745. 76.
  746. >Heres what happened
  747.  
  748. 77.
  749. >i waited for the exact time i transported last time, and low and behold, i was outside my house.
  750.  
  751. 78.
  752. >Or what used to be my house
  753.  
  754. 79.
  755. >Its just a pile of ashes
  756.  
  757. 80.
  758. >Trixie was waiting for me
  759.  
  760. 81.
  761. Oh, Anon, i'm so sorry. I had no idea this would happen
  762.  
  763. 82.
  764. What would happen?
  765.  
  766. 83.
  767. Well, i didn't know you didn't want to go home. And i didn't know that once Fluttershy escaped again
  768.  
  769. 84.
  770. >surprise!
  771.  
  772. 85.
  773. that she would do what she did.
  774.  
  775. 86.
  776. What did she do?
  777.  
  778. 87.
  779. Well, once she got out, she went looking for you. When she could'nt find you, she went into a furious rage. She gathered pretty much every animal in Equestria and overthrew Celestia.
  780.  
  781. 88.
  782. >wat
  783.  
  784. 89.
  785. How could some woodland critters and Fluttershy take over a kingdom
  786.  
  787. 90.
  788. Have you seen the everfree forest? Theres at least five timberwolves per pony in there!
  789.  
  790. 91.
  791. Where are Scootaloo and Rainbowdash?
  792.  
  793. 92.
  794. Thats the thing. Rainbow handed Scootaloo over to us, us being Celestias underground army, before she was kidnapped by Princess Fluttershy
  795.  
  796. 93.
  797. >Yeah i'm not calling her that.
  798.  
  799. 94.
  800. So where Scootaloo?
  801.  
  802. 95.
  803. Its not safe to tell you in the open. somep0ny could be listening. Some bunny could be listening. Those things make freaking good spys for her.
  804.  
  805. 96.
  806. All right, lets ditch this popsicle stand.
  807.  
  808. 97.
  809. It won't be that easy, because...well, you'll see.
  810.  
  811. 98.
  812.  
  813.  
  814. 99.
  815. Come on Anon, we're almost there
  816.  
  817. 100.
  818. Where exactly is there?
  819.  
  820. 101.
  821. Celestia's underground army base camp
  822.  
  823. 102.
  824. >Follow trixie for five more minutes, ending up at sweet apple acres
  825.  
  826. 103.
  827. >We walk over to the chicken coup
  828.  
  829. 104.
  830. Trixie, what are we-
  831.  
  832. 105.
  833. Shhh. Lemme get in position
  834.  
  835. 106.
  836. Position for wha-
  837.  
  838. 107.
  839. SHHHH
  840.  
  841. 108.
  842. >I shut up and just stand there
  843.  
  844. 109.
  845. >Trixie says to the chicken coup wall:
  846.  
  847. 110.
  848. The sun and moon shall rise again
  849.  
  850. 111.
  851. >A whirring and clicking is heard within the chicken coup, and the wall folds in on itself in two peices, revealing a platform with railing around it and a pressure plate
  852.  
  853. 112.
  854. Get in
  855.  
  856. 113.
  857. >I comply, and Trixie steps on the plate
  858.  
  859. 114.
  860. >It sputters for a minute, then begins to slide downward.
  861.  
  862. 115.
  863. >You begin your descent.
  864.  
  865. 116.
  866.  
  867.  
  868. 117.
  869. >You count floors as you decend deep into the ground.
  870.  
  871. 118.
  872. >A total of five floors, not counting the one I step onto from the platform.
  873.  
  874. 119.
  875. First off, lets go meet with the head honcho herself, to tell her your here
  876.  
  877. 120.
  878. >Walk into a huge conference room to find a lone, orange earth pony facing the wall
  879.  
  880. 121.
  881. >Without turning around, she says
  882.  
  883. 122.
  884. Welcome back Anon, we've been waiting for your re arrival. Trixie, your off duty until i say otherwise.
  885.  
  886. 123.
  887. >Trixie leaves the conference room
  888.  
  889. 124.
  890. Heres the rundown Anon
  891.  
  892. 125.
  893. >she says, facing you
  894.  
  895. 126.
  896. There are warrants out for you. Half the kingdom and all the bits you could want for you alive and 150,000,000 bits dead. And bits are hard to come by these days.
  897.  
  898. 127.
  899. Trixie says you have Scootaloo in your care. Where is she?
  900.  
  901. 128.
  902. She should be in the Nursery, we'll go to see her after we give you your new journal.
  903.  
  904. 129.
  905. New journal?
  906.  
  907. 130.
  908. Yep. Isee you have your old one there. You just wear this ear peice and it'll automatically log all your conversations and actions into this magical journal here.
  909.  
  910. 131.
  911. >she points to a book on a pedestool over in the corner.
  912.  
  913. 132.
  914. Um ok.
  915.  
  916. 133.
  917. >Goodbye old journal.
  918.  
  919. 134.
  920.  
  921.  
  922. 135.
  923. >i put down the old journal and take a walk over to the magical one
  924.  
  925. 136.
  926. >it says exactly what i just did
  927.  
  928. 137.
  929. >looks like it has at least one thousand pages
  930.  
  931. 138.
  932. Anon, come on, lets go find yer daughter, ill debrief you on the way over
  933.  
  934. 139.
  935. >follow Apllejack out of the room and down a hallway
  936.  
  937. 140.
  938. So heres what happened. After Fluttershy took over as leader, she looked all over the kingdom for you. she believes yer still here, and never left. One day after her rise to power she sent out warrant for the arrest of you, Rainbow and scootaloo. Rainbow came to the farm with scootaloo just as a troop of Fluttershy's guards came by. Scootaloo got in the barn before Rainbow did. They didn't even know or suspect Scootaloo was here.
  939.  
  940. 141.
  941. I don't understand how an entire nation can just be taken over so easily
  942.  
  943. 142.
  944. Well, the second day she was in power, she had all the woodland creatures round up the unicornsin the various cities. The unicorns were forced to magically swear fealty to Fluttershy or have their horns chopped off. Thos who complied are Fluttershys personal servants and advisors, those who didn't are exiled. She did something similar with the pegasi. Swear fealty, wings stay on, used as guards and lookouts. Those who didn't were sold into slavery. She didn't worry about the Earth ponies much.
  945.  
  946. 143.
  947. So are Rainbowdahs wings.....?
  948.  
  949. 144.
  950. no, she didnt hurt her, in case you showed up again.
  951.  
  952. 145.
  953. So why don't you free ponies, like have a revolution or something
  954.  
  955. 146.
  956.  
  957.  
  958. 147.
  959. >You and Applejack go up a flight of stairs, and enter a new hallway
  960.  
  961. 148.
  962. Because, Anon, she has Celestia nd Luna captive! If we try anything out in the open, they die. Then who will control the sun and moon?
  963.  
  964. 149.
  965. Hmmm
  966.  
  967. 150.
  968. Thats why we do things secret, like this. This the CUAB ( celstia underground army base ) Beta. Alpha, the main operation, is in Canterlot, where fluttershy is. Gamma is in Appleloosa, Delta is in Manehattan, and we were just contacted last week that a new base, dubbed Epsilon, opened in Fillydelphia. But enough for now, time for you to see your daughter.
  969.  
  970. 151.
  971. >You find yourself standing front of a door
  972.  
  973. 152.
  974. >You open to hear a shout of 'Daddy'
  975.  
  976. 153.
  977.  
  978.  
  979. 154.
  980. >After spending time with scoots, explain why i was gone, where rainbow is, etc., walk with her back to her room
  981.  
  982. 155.
  983. >well, really more like Rarity's room.
  984.  
  985. 156.
  986. >Shes been staying with rarity and sweetie belle.
  987.  
  988. 157.
  989. >note to self: remember to thank Rarity.
  990.  
  991. 158.
  992. >Scootaloo was in the mock-schoolhouse on the 5th floor, while Rarity's room is on the 2nd floor.
  993.  
  994. 159.
  995. >Speaking of the schoolhouse, you wonder why Lyra was teaching there and not cherilee
  996.  
  997. 160.
  998. >I wonder if......
  999.  
  1000. 161.
  1001. >I'll have to ask Applejack later.
  1002.  
  1003. 162.
  1004. >Reach Raritys room.
  1005.  
  1006. 163.
  1007. ><knock knock>
  1008.  
  1009. 164.
  1010. Sweetie belle, Scootaloo, is that you?
  1011.  
  1012. 165.
  1013. >She calls through the door.
  1014.  
  1015. 166.
  1016. It seems a little early for school to be- Anon!
  1017.  
  1018. 167.
  1019. >she hugs you
  1020.  
  1021. 168.
  1022. so glad your back!
  1023.  
  1024. 169.
  1025. Rarity, what happened to your..erm...
  1026.  
  1027. 170.
  1028. Oh, well thats a story for another time
  1029.  
  1030. 171.
  1031. >She must've refused to swear fealty to Fluttershy, which explains the broken horn.
  1032.  
  1033. 172.
  1034. rarity, i just want to say thank you for all you've done in the last few monthes for Scootaloo. It could'nt have been easy.
  1035.  
  1036. 173.
  1037. Oh it was nothing at all darling.
  1038.  
  1039. 174.
  1040.  
  1041.  
  1042. 175.
  1043. Rarity, would you mind watching her one last time? I gotta go find Applejack and ask her where my room is.
  1044.  
  1045. 176.
  1046. No problem
  1047.  
  1048. 177.
  1049. >Go back to 6th floor and into conference room, where Applejack said she usually is.
  1050.  
  1051. 178.
  1052. >Spot Applejack over near a part of the conference room you weren't at earlier, along with Pinkie Pie
  1053.  
  1054. 179.
  1055. HI ANON!
  1056.  
  1057. 180.
  1058. >not this again
  1059.  
  1060. 181.
  1061. Hi pinkie. Applejack, I was wondering, do you have an extra room here that i can borrow.
  1062.  
  1063. 182.
  1064. Sure thing, we got a few extras on the 3rd floor. Go take a key from the rack over there and find the room thats matches the number on the key. There all the same, don't matter which you pick.
  1065.  
  1066. 183.
  1067. Thanks! so what are you guys up to?
  1068.  
  1069. 184.
  1070. trying to Magically communicate with a member of CUA (celestia underground army) in Canterlot. This here microphone connects to a earpeice he has through magic generated from the ear peice wearers horn. But the items details are still being smoothed out, so it doesn't work 100% of the time.
  1071.  
  1072. 185.
  1073. I see. Does mine do that?
  1074.  
  1075. 186.
  1076. Well, yes and no. You would need to be talking with a unicorn for yours to work, beings as you can't generate your own magic.
  1077.  
  1078. 187.
  1079. Hmmm
  1080.  
  1081. 188.
  1082. >You turn to leave
  1083.  
  1084. 189.
  1085. Oh and Anon, why don't you stop by tommorow after you've gotten some rest.
  1086.  
  1087. 190.
  1088. What for?
  1089.  
  1090.  
  1091. To talk strategy. Fluttershys not going to overthrow herself you know!
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