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 >dear diary, day thirty two
 >things have.....changed to say the least
 >me and rainbow moved to a new house near the center of town
 >since our old one burned down
 >mysteriously
 >we were also tied to the bed while we were sleeping when it was burning
 >how odd
 >our new house has a keypad that ponies can use
 >the code changes weekly
 >it also has three keys locks
 >security cameras (inside and outside)
 >and motion sensors
 >yet today I still woke up to find my laundry missing
 >so things are pretty much back to normal
 
 >dear diary, day thirty three
 >things just got....complicated
 >apparently fluttershy has recruited some help
 >a certain trio of 'blank flanks' are helping her in search of cutie marks
 >what's appleblooms mark honna be, a pair of handcuffs?
 >well anyway, I told scootaloo that what she was doing was wrong and if I could speak to her parents
 >she ran off crying after that for some reason
 >the other two haven't shown up yet, but they will I'm guessing
 >I also found a hidden camera in my clothes drawer today
 >I don't even know they had cameras here
 
 >dear diary, day thirty three
 >applebloom and sweetie belle are better at this than scootaloo
 >scootaloo just tried to throw a butterfly net over me
 >I don't know where her plan went after that
 >I was gardening out front when
 There he is!
 Git 'Im!
 What the blueberry fu-
 >applebloom lassos my legs
 >sweetie bell handcuffed my hands
 >they both ductape my mouth and eyes
 >my fucking eyes.
 >fuck it hurts
 >they start to drag me by my hands
 >a few minutes go by
 What are you guys doing?
 >spike
 We're, ah, practicing for the next rodeo
 It doesn't look like-
 Spike, rarity says she wanted to see you. Something about true love-
 >spike don't believe the marshmallow!
 Okthanksbye!
 >dammit you purple piece of shit
 
 >so diary, applebloom and marshmallow where dragging me to fluttershys cottage
 >its pretty sad when two toddlers can do a better job then a full grown mare
 >then again its sad when two toddlers captured me in the first place
 >you stop being dragged and are lying on cold cobblestone.
 >you hear a hoof knock on a door
 >you hear Appleblooms southern drawl
 Fluttershy, we got yer here human.
 >Fluttershy opens the door
 good jobs girls.
 Hey applebloom, did we get our cutie marks
 >Yeah, theyre a jailcell and dropped soap
 naw, we didnt. aw well, lets go. See ya Fluttershy!
 Bye girls. And hello Anon.
 >fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
 
 >I feel the strain on my hands highten.
 >Im hanging from the chain between my handcuffs
 >fluttershy rips the ductape off my eyes
 >remind me to fucking punch her once i inevitably get out of this
 sorry anon, but i want you to see everything
 >really, you cant fuck me with my eyes closed?
 >you look around
 >in her cottage bedroom
 >again
 >hey theres my laundry!
 >why is it all wet?
 >oh
 >eww
 >Now i have to go to marshmallows bitch sister to get new clothes
 >speaking of which, remind me to punch spike
 fluttershy un-lassos my feet
 >you kick her in the stomach the minute theyre untied
 >she starts crying a few feet away, where she landed
 why are you so mean to me?
 >ugh just fail at raping me and lets get it over without the waterworks
 fine, two can play that game
 >what
 >a hoof comes flying at my eyes
 >no not the eyes again
 >you pass out
 
 >You wake up
 >no clothes
 >you feel a breeze
 >wait, what?
 >you look around
 >Your on top of your house in the center of ponyville
 >on the roof, on the center of the roof
 >fluttershy hovers in the air near you, a gas mask on
 how nice of you to join us?
 >mouth is not ductaped anymore
 us?
 yes. down on the ground, all of ponyvilles mares are waiting
 waiting for what?
 you. you see, Anon, i've realized, i'll never get to have you. you or rainbowdash will always outsmart me. so i've decided that if I can't have you, nop0ny can. I created a airborne virus that makes every mare it affects go into heat. Sever heat.
 >fuck.
 They've already searched the town for all colts. Big Mac died about an hour ago from the pressure of hundreds of mares piling on top of him. Hoity Toity barely got out alive. Spike finally got his wish. Rarity locked the door and still has him all to herself.
 >well at least spikes having fun.
 The whole elementary school and miss cherilee crushed featherweight. Now everyp0nys searching for you.
 How have the pegasus ponys not spotted us yet?
 Very good question Anon. A side effect of the virus is the pegasus' wings get so stiff they cant fly. and a unicorns horn will stop working. Now, if there ar'nt anymore questions.....
 >Fuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
 >Fluttershy drags you by handcuffed hands to the edge of the roof.
 >You hear
 There he is!
 Get him
 >and you here a lot of moaning
 >you can almost feel the heat of the crowd of mares from two storys up
 Any last words to your precious rainbowdash?
 >You look down, and see rainbow drooling at you in between Twilight and Applejack
 Rainbow , I love you.
 >Fluttershy pushes you off the edge of your house
 
 >you grab hold of fluttershys mask as you fall
 >The rubber straps snap and the mask comes off
 >the force of this causes fluttershy to fall headfirst into the sea of mares
 >she cant fly because her wings are now stiff from the virus
 >you grab the gutter and climb back on to the roof
 >well that escalated quickly
 >so now your trapped on your roof, but at least no flying or magic can be done
 >You here a weird sound, and then a green flame burst appears and a note pops out of the flames.
 >It reads as such : Anon, the virus loses effect after you have sex with the mare
  -Spike
 >So the only way to get ponyville back to normal is to.................
 >You you climb into your house through a second story window.
 >get your ladder
 >go back on the roof
 >Set down the ladder and have one pony climb up before hastily pulling it back up.
 >Technically get raped one by one.
 The end for now
 
 >dear diary, day thirty five
 >things are almost back to normal
 >after everyp0ny came down off their heat-high, they remembered what happened.
 >i made a lot of new *ahem* friends
 >Rainbowdash was mad at first. then she decided that it was for the good of everyone
 >Fluttershy was convicted as a terrorist and charged with the murders of Big Macintosh and Featherweight.
 >She would have been charged with the rape of Spike, but its not rape if you like it.
 >According to Equestria laws, as the victim< I got to decide Yellow Quiets punishment.
 >Life in solitary confinement.
 >I decided to not say anything about the cutie mark criminals
 >The apple family had already gone through enough
 >though to be fair, if Applebloom hadn't done since a good job at kidnapping me, her brother would still be alive
 >Just sayin Diary
 
 >dear diary, day thirty seven
 >i thought once fluttershy was gone my trying to be raped days were over
 >apparently not
 >apparently after failing the first time at trying, in combination with wanting to be just like rainbowdash, scootaloo wants to have sex with me
 >well, she wants to rape me actually
 >me and dash were.....being intimate....and she walked in on us
 >apparently she visited fluttershy and now knows how to get into my house
 >...........great..........
 >so anyway she walked in on us and we just kicked her out.
 >but then when we woke up the next morning she was sitting at the end of our bed.
 >just watching us sleep.
 >not really a rape attempt but still creepy
 >but the worst happened later that day
 >i walked into the bathroom and got undressed for my shower.
 >and there was a hole in the wall and a crowd of school fillys crowding around to peek in
 >WTF!?
 >i hope scootaloo doesn't get any better at this
 
 >Dear diary, day forty
 >Scootaloo hasn't been around alot until today
 >i woke up to find myself tied loosely to a wall
 >dash was nowhere to be found
 >i try to struggle my way out of the ropes
 >they arn't tied well at all
 >Get out right as scootaloo walks in
 well anon, its time to-oh
 >she hangs her head
 I'll just go now
 Scootaloo, wait
 Yeah?
 Why do you keep trying to rape me?
 Because Rainbowdash gets to and shes so cool, and maybe ill get my cutie mark, and i failed that one time fluttershy told me too and-
 Do you know what rape even is?
 No. i was gonna ask you once you were tied up
 Remember when you walked in on me and Rainbowdash
 Yeah
 Thats what rape is. except rape is when one person is being forced to unwillingly
 Oh. I didn't know anon. Im sorry
 >she starts to cry as she walks out
 Scootaloo, about you not having a home...
 Yeah?
 You can stay with me and Rainbowdash.
 Really?!?
 Yeah, really.
 >Today was a good day diary
 
 >Dear diary, day eighty
 >its been awhile diary
 >shits been busy
 >Rainbowdash broke up with me
 >she couldn't take having Scootaloo around
 >what with scootaloo following her everywhere and wanting to be just like her
 >she told me to kick scootaloo out
 >I could'nt
 >she has no where to go
 >She says when i kick scootaloo out she'll consider taking me back
 >I never knew she was so shallow
 >I still love her though
 >But scootaloo, shes almost like a daughter to me now.
 >Oh well.......
 >Its great having scoots around though.
 >Shes gone for like five hours a day, five days a week.
 >But its great when she gets home because we go out play at the park or see a movie and stuff
 >Im going to try and stay more vigilant on keeping up with this diary
 
 >dear diary, day eighty one
 >today was scootaloos birthday
 >we went to sugarcube corner where pinkie had planned a party for her, and invited a lot of ponies
 >like standing room only
 >you find a corner and start to talk with twilight and pinkie
 Hey guys
 Hey Anon
 Pinkie, this party is great! Thank you!
 Sure Anon! How did scootaloo like her presents!
 She loved them. Urm, especially the history of scooters. Thanks twilight.
 Sure Anon
 >you notice a certain cyan pegasus staring at you three from the crowd
 >she quickly looks away when you notice her
 You invited rainbowdash?
 Sure! why would'nt I?
 They broke up pinkie!
 Oh, sorry Anon! I did'nt know.
 Don't worry about it pinkie. she can see what she could've been a part of.
 >We went home.
 >Played with some new toys.
 >Started a firein the fire place, using the history of scooters as kindling
 >Tucked scootaloo in
 Happy birthday scoots
 Thanks, dad
 
 >dear diary, day eighty two
 >went to twilights today to get some more books
 >need something to do while scoots is in school
 >Knock on door, twilight answers
 Anon? why are you here?
 Um, to get books.
 >it is a library.....
 Oh, well i just thought with the circumstances that you'd be at home
 What circumstances?
 Oh, you haven't heard?
 >Twilight i swear to god if you say the bird is the word.......
 There are rumors that flluttershy escaped
 What? No, no ,no ,nooooo
 Anon, there only rumors
 No, if theres even a rumor it must be true. i gotta go home and reset up the security systmes. I gotta get batteries for the security cameras.I gotta warn rainbowdash! its the least i can do! fluttershy doesn't know we broke up over scootaloo-
 >SCOOTALOO
 Twilight i gotta go! If you see rainbowdash before me tell her whats going on
 Wait where are you going?
 I gotta go get scootaloo from school
 >you say this as you run out the door
 
 noticed my last two posts didnt have my name on them so heres whats mine.
 >>4179731
 >>4180074
 >I fukn book it to ponyville schoolhouse
 >knock on door
 >cherilee answers
 >she seems....off
 H-Hello Anon
 Hey cherilee. I need to take scootaloo home early
 >i play it calm, as if nothings the matter
 sorry a-anon. Todays lesson is ver-ry important.
 >Why is she nervous? should'nt i be the nervous one?
 Cherilee, I'm only asking to be nice. I'm taking Scootaloo home early.
 Anon, this lesson is really imp-portant. Its about right and wrong. And how you should never become a criminal.
 >she winks at me as she says criminal
 >wait a second
 >not sure if.jpg
 >not sure if coincedence or fluttershy
 >act like everything is normal
 Ok cherilee, i guess it can wait
 >she looks at you pleadingly, almost asking 'are you stupid? you don't see whats going on here?'
 Thanks a lot cherilee. hope your lesson goes well
 >close door on her bewildered face
 >walk to back of schoolhouse
 >crouch down and peek in window in back
 >low and behold, standing nearly inches away from your face, her back to you, adressing the class is fluttershy
 >scootaloo is a row back from the front of the class.
 >good, some distance between her and scoots
 >I press your ear against the glass
 'so then after scootaloo failed, i had applebloom and sweetie belle try to...........'
 >what is this, history class?
 >i keep listening for some time
 
 >you hear fluttershys monolougue coming to an end
 'ands thats how I got out of canterlot maximum security. Now heres whats going to happen. My three little cutie mark crusaders are going to go track down, subdue and bring Anon to me. If you do anything but that every one here will pay. dearly.
 >for some reason nop0ny has spotted you yet
 'well, go on.'
 >applebloom and sweetie belle get up and start to walk towards the door, heads hung
 'but everyp0ny said it was wrong when we did it last time....'
 >mumbled sweetie belle
 'it is wrong. now go. all of you'
 >she says looking at scootaloo, who is still in her seat
 No.
 'im sorry, did you just say no?'
 Yeah! No! Im not gonna help hurt daddy!
 >scootaloo, not the time or the place....
 Daddy?
 >No. You must've heard her wrong.
 Yeah daddy. He took me in and and im not gonna hurt him.
 >well fuck, so much for keeping it a secret
 'well is'nt that cute. This is your last chance. get up. Now.'
 No.
 Ok. fine you two! go. If you can't get him we have his'daughter' anyway.
 >the way she fucking said that word
 we're going to have to teach you a lesson in obedience while they're gone, now ar'nt we?
 >She starts pacing towards scootaloo
 Oh no we're not
 >you scream as you epic crash through the window
 
 >the glass cuts you as you crash through it
 >yellow bitch whips around, not fast enough to advoid being tackled by me
 >we crash to the ground
 >i manage a punch to her face before she slams a hoof in my stomach
 >i get the wind knocked out of me
 >struggle to get up, go to lunge at fluttershy, then stop
 un-un-uh
 >she holding a knife she pulled out of her mane up to scootaloos neck
 One step closer, i daare you, you sexy beast
 >Umm, mixed signals
 Now listen. Your going to -
 >Cherilee knocks her out from behind
 >fuck yeah cherilee!
 Daddy!
 >Embrace Scootaloo
 Its ok now.
 >cherilee says
 kids, why don't you go for recess?
 >she waits til they're all gone, scootaloo stays, sitting on my lap
 what are we going to do anon?
 well, i guess call the police again.
 Ok, Won't she just escape again?
 I think holding a knife up to my kids neck entitles me to request she be executed
 true
 Well, lets tie up fluttershy or something 'til they get here
 >look over
 >shes gone
 ugh
 >At that moment the crusaders return
 We coul'n find 'im-Oh. sorry anon. we learned our lesson the first time, iys just-
 Its ok applebloom. I understand
 
 >The police got to the school house to investigate for clues
 >Me and scootaloo stayed at twilight's for the night, twilight having put a magical barrier around the tree-brary
 >Rainbowdash was stayiing there too, for safety
 >she did't come out of her guest room much
 >Later that night i was sitting by the fireplace.
 >Twilight, scootaloo and spike had gone to bed much earlier
 >Rainbowdash comes down and sits next to me
 I'm sorry Anon
 What?
 I'm sorry. I was self centered, and pretentious and just...jealous. I'm sorry.
 Um...so where does that leave us? I mean you had a chance to give scootaloo a mom and you just left. Now you want to be back in our lives
 >a tear rolls down her cheek
 I know, and i feel terrible now that i missed out. I was just stupid and petty.
 >silence for a few minutes
 Sigh...........I forgive you
 really?
 yeah. but if you pull any shit like this again, no second chances. Its not fair for Scootaloo. Its not fair to me. ok?
 >she tackles me in a bear hug
 Thank you thank you thank you!
 >We share a passionate kiss
 I love you anon.
 Love you to dash.
 
 >dear diary, day eighty three
 >I woke up today.
 >went into the kitchen to see twilight making scoots breakfeast
 Ok, lets see here. We have Oat-meals, eggs, toast, pancake mix, heatable waffles
 Twilight, you don't have to do that. we're your guests
 Oh its no trouble anon. I hardly ever get to make things for anyone but myself. Except the occasional gemstone casserole.
 Well if you don't mind..
 I don't!
 >i sit down next to scootaloo while twilight begins to make somepancakes
 Scootaloo, we gotta talk.
 What is it dad?
 Last night, uh, rainbowdash and me got back together.
 Oh..?
 Um, yeah. she said she wants to be part of our lives and that she was sorry for what happened and stuff.
 Oh. Ok. One thing dad?
 yeah?
 do i have to call her mom?
 No. No you do not.
 
 >Later today me, Rainbowdash and scootaloo decided to risk a trip to the park.
 >Me and rainbowdash took a seat on a park bench while Scootaloo and her friends played on the playground
 So, anything new in your life anon?
 Other than Fluttershy? no. You?
 Nope. Oh! well, i did swipe some tapes from your house earlier today.
 And...?
 No sign of fluttershy
 Well thats odd. You would think she would go there first
 Thats what i thought!
 Well, we'll just have to keep a vigilant lookout
 Anon! Rainbowdash!
 >Its sweetie belle, she comes running up to us.
 What?
 Fluttershy took Scootaloo while we were playing
 Why that little-
 >Rainbowdash flys off towards fluttershys cottage before you can stop her
 >anon out
 
 >I run towards fluttershys cottage
 >I hope they're both ok
 >I kick down the door and see no one there.
 >I grab a random board lying around for protection/ a weapon
 Scootaloo? Rainbowdash?
 >I search the upsatirs
 >nothing
 >I open the door to the back-yard
 >Mother of God
 
 I look up
 A area of fluttershy's backyard has been walled off by a metal wall.
 >a T shape thing projects from the ground
 >Kind of like a scale
 >On one side in a cage is scootaloo
 >on the other side is rainbowdash
 >The bottom of each cage is like a trapdoor
 >they each have cinderblocks chained to them
 The ground below you begins to rise.
 >You realize you were standing on a metal grate attached to an upwards moving piston
 >As you rise you notice that on the grate are two buttons
 >one on the left, scootaloo's side
 >One on the right, rainbowdash's side
 Well, how nice of you to join us anon.
 Daddy! scootaloo says, looking up.
 How sweet. a little family reunion.Lets talk face to face anon. look to your right.
 >To your right is fluttershy. Her platform has four buttons. Its about four feet away from your platform.
 Look anon, i want you to suffer for what you've done.So here we go.
 >She presses a button
 Lava flows out of a pipe into the walled off area.
 >fuccccccckkkkkkk
 >The button to your left drops your daughter. The one to your right drops Rainbowdash. Choose
 You monster
 CHOOSE!
 >Rainbow says
 Save scootaloo anon. I've had my life. I Got to live it with you and scootaloo. Our time together was short, but i would'nt trade it for the world. Just drop me.
 How do i know you wont drop them both?
 Whichever button you press drops the one and swivels the other outside the wall and drops them to safety. If you don't choose in a minute i drop them both
 
 Fine. I'm so sorry.....both of you......
 Its ok anon. Drop me.
 Ok..................I....choose......YOU!
 >You jump from your platform to fluttershys.
 >You press both save buttons, and both ponies get dropped harmlessly outside the lava pit
 >Meanwhile the rest of your body smashs against fluttershy, knocking her to edge of her platform.
 >Before you can push her off, she grabs you and twirls, switching positions
 >She pushes you, and as you fall you grab her mane, pulling her down towards the lava pit with you.
 
 Dear daddy's diary, i think i've wrote this rite. I read the rest of his diary with mom, and she said i could put this last entry in. So there is daddys last day with me and mom. Thats how he saved us both. Daddy, thank you for giving me a home. Thank you for giving me a mom. thank you for giving me a life. I love you
 
 >Dear daddy's diary, I'm just gonna keep putting in what happens to me in this diary
 >Mom says I have to impruuve my speeling anyway
 >Today Me and Mom told all her friends about what happened to daddy
 >everyone was sad for awhile
 >then twilight got happy all of a sudden and whispered something to mom
 >mom asked me to go leave with spike for a few minutes
 >me and spike went to look at his gem collection
 >it was......nice..........
 >we came back and everyp0ny was happy again for some reason
 >I made this entry before she asked, but twilight asked if she could hold on to my diary for the night
 >so by diary!
 
 >So I'm back diary
 >so there I am, falling into a pit of lava
 >holding onto flutter bitches mane
 >and out of nowhere, fucking twilight magics my ass to safety
 >downside: she also saves fluttershy, but knocks her out and magic-binds her.
 >she also had my diary for some reason
 >according to what it said, the entries from when I died stayed in it because she took it with her when she time traveled
 >magic is awesome
 >good thing about this: diary entries stay, scoots and rainbow don't remember me dying
 >because it technically didn't happen
 >so no grieving
 We spent our first night as a happy family diary
 
 >So diary< day eighty four?
 >even though i'm aware that scootaloo got a hold of this and wrote a day eighty four
 >Mind fuck
 >Rainbowdash has special hurricane clearing project in Detrot
 >Fucking every city is pony related.
 >Scootaloos at school
 >Might as well go explore
 >Oh and btw fluttershy is back at canterlot maximum security
 >So we've got a solid two monthes of guarenteed safety
 >More or less
 >Walk to ponyville square
 >hey a crowd
 >See Pinkie and rarity in the crowd
 >No In depth conversations will be had
 >walk on over
 Hey girls
 Why fancy meeting you-
 HI ANON!
 Whats going on here?
 Why only the worst reappearance of the century. That self centered unicorn is back.
 Who?
 Trixie.
 Never heard of her.
 She was before your time here.
 So whats wrong with her?
 SHES A BIG SHOW OFF, AND SHES A MEANY!
 Pinkie I'm right here
 Oh! sorry.........
 >Looks like the shows starting
->Looks like the shows starting
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 2.
 Hello Ponyville, it is I, the great and powerful Trixie. I have returned!
 
  3.
 >Here various boos and murmurs from the crowd.
 
  4.
 Can i get a volunteer? How about you, Anon?
 
  5.
 >What could possibly go wrong?
 
  6.
 >Walk up on stage
 
  7.
 Now, i shall make Anon dissapear!
 
  8.
 3!
 
  9.
 Wait a second, somethings off here.....
 
  10.
 2!
 
 11.
 How did you know my name?
 
  12.
 1!
 
  13.
 >a bright white light blinds you
 
  14.
 
 
  15.
 >My sight slowly comes back to me and everything seems normal...
 
  16.
 >But why is nop0ny moving?
 
  17.
 >I can move.
 
  18.
 Anon, listen-
 
  19.
 Jesus Christ, you scared me Trixie. What the fuck was that?
 
  20.
 I had to do this to talk with you. I stopped time for a minute to tell you this. I know how you got here.
 
 21.
 Wait, wha-
 
  22.
 Theres no time to explain! Meet me outside of your house at eight o clock tonight. Don't tell anyp0ny and act normal.
 
  23.
 >Flash
 
  24.
 Well, everyp0ny, looks like the great and powerful Trixie failed again
 
  25.
 >Many a boo from the crowd.
 
  26.
 >I went home and wrote this in my diary. I'll write more later after i meet with Trixie
 
  27.
 
 
  28.
 >Dear diary, the unthinkable has happened.
 
  29.
 >heres what happened.
 
  30.
 >Me, dash and Scootaloo go to sweet apple acres because theres a cutie mark crusaders meeting or something.
 
  31.
 >Afterwards, we go by sugarcube corner to get some ice cream
 
 32.
 >Pinkies sees us walking in
 
  33.
 OHMYGOSH HI ANON HI RAINBOWDASH HI-
 
  34.
 Pinkie. We're right here. we can here you. Celestia in Canterlot can hear you.
 
  35.
 *Gasp* really? HI PRINCESS CELESTIA!
 
  36.
 >Dammit Pinkie
 
  37.
 >Get ice cream
 
  38.
 >Leave before ears start to bleed like they did when you heard that song by the black veil brides back on Earth (lel)
 
  39.
 >Back in time have rainbow put scoots to bed while i meet Trixie outside.
 
  40.
 >spot her waiting in a nearby bush
 
  41.
 Trixie, you can come out.
 
  42.
 Ok Anon, sorry, but this will have to be quick. Here goes- I'm a secret Intelligence agent of Celestia's that travels around Equestria in the guise of a 'magic act'. My showmanship's not what it used to be, but thats not important. What is important is how you got here, and how you'll be going home.
 
  43.
 Well, at this point i don't really wana-
 
  44.
 Nows not the time, we only have a few minutes to do this. I Brought you here, by accident. For this i apologixe. You see, what happened is i was trying to use a teleportation spell to Canterlot from here in Ponyville Exactly eighty-five days ago. The amount of time you've been here. It was during the midst of an important magical event- The moon, sun and stars aligning with our planet.
 
  45.
 
 
  46.
 When i attempeted the spell, It actually brought you here. This can only happen every eighty five days, so prepare to go home!
 
  47.
 Wait, trixie, i really don't want to-
 
 48.
 >Horn glow
 
  49.
 >*pop*
 
  50.
 >white flash
 
  51.
 >I was holding you when it happened diary
 
  52.
 >When i found myself in my apartement back on earth
 
  53.
 
 
  54.
 Its been a week now. I've eaten what little food was left in my apartement, and don't feel like going out to get more. Nothings the same anymore....I mean what the point?
 
  55.
 
 
  56.
 >Now its been two weeks now.
 
  57.
 >Went out and bought some pretzels with some money i found in my dresser.
 
  58.
 >Can't really talk to family or friends, i was gone for eighty five days.
 
 59.
 >What am i gonna say, i went to ponyland for a while before i got sent back through magic.
 
  60.
 >I'm comptemplating ending it all...i don't know
 
  61.
 
 
  62.
 Ok, i'm doing it. I got the rope and i'm gonna do it. If you ever read this, Scootaloo, Rainbowdash, I love you. Goodbye
 
  63.
 
 
  64.
 >been awhile since i last wrote in this.
 
  65.
 >Obviously i could'nt go through with it.
 
  66.
 >So i drained my bank account, rationed my money and used it only for food and water. No heat, nop0ny knows i'm here anyway.
 
  67.
 >Listen to me. Nop0ny....
 
  68.
 >Anyway, if this doesn't work, i don't know what i'll do.
 
  69.
 >I've waited for this for awhile. Tommorow i'll know if it was worth it.
 
  70.
 >Its been eighty five days
 
  71.
 >trixie better fix this.
 
  72.
 
 
  73.
 > welp, it worked!
 
  74.
 >Im back in Equestria
 
  75.
 >Kinda
 
  76.
 >Heres what happened
 
  77.
 >i waited for the exact time i transported last time, and low and behold, i was outside my house.
 
  78.
 >Or what used to be my house
 
  79.
 >Its just a pile of ashes
 
  80.
 >Trixie was waiting for me
 
  81.
 Oh, Anon, i'm so sorry. I had no idea this would happen
 
  82.
 What would happen?
 
  83.
 Well, i didn't know you didn't want to go home. And i didn't know that once Fluttershy escaped again
 
  84.
 >surprise!
 
  85.
 that she would do what she did.
 
  86.
 What did she do?
 
  87.
 Well, once she got out, she went looking for you. When she could'nt find you, she went into a furious rage. She gathered pretty much every animal in Equestria and overthrew Celestia.
 
  88.
 >wat
 
  89.
 How could some woodland critters and Fluttershy take over a kingdom
 
  90.
 Have you seen the everfree forest? Theres at least five timberwolves per pony in there!
 
  91.
 Where are Scootaloo and Rainbowdash?
 
  92.
 Thats the thing. Rainbow handed Scootaloo over to us, us being Celestias underground army, before she was kidnapped by Princess Fluttershy
 
  93.
 >Yeah i'm not calling her that.
 
  94.
 So where Scootaloo?
 
  95.
 Its not safe to tell you in the open. somep0ny could be listening. Some bunny could be listening. Those things make freaking good spys for her.
 
  96.
 All right, lets ditch this popsicle stand.
 
  97.
 It won't be that easy, because...well, you'll see.
 
  98.
 
 
  99.
 Come on Anon, we're almost there
 
  100.
 Where exactly is there?
 
  101.
 Celestia's underground army base camp
 
  102.
 >Follow trixie for five more minutes, ending up at sweet apple acres
 
  103.
 >We walk over to the chicken coup
 
  104.
 Trixie, what are we-
 
  105.
 Shhh. Lemme get in position
 
  106.
 Position for wha-
 
  107.
 SHHHH
 
  108.
 >I shut up and just stand there
 
  109.
 >Trixie says to the chicken coup wall:
 
  110.
 The sun and moon shall rise again
 
  111.
 >A whirring and clicking is heard within the chicken coup, and the wall folds in on itself in two peices, revealing a platform with railing around it and a pressure plate
 
  112.
 Get in
 
  113.
 >I comply, and Trixie steps on the plate
 
  114.
 >It sputters for a minute, then begins to slide downward.
 
  115.
 >You begin your descent.
 
  116.
 
 
  117.
 >You count floors as you decend deep into the ground.
 
  118.
 >A total of five floors, not counting the one I step onto from the platform.
 
  119.
 First off, lets go meet with the head honcho herself, to tell her your here
 
  120.
 >Walk into a huge conference room to find a lone, orange earth pony facing the wall
 
  121.
 >Without turning around, she says
 
  122.
 Welcome back Anon, we've been waiting for your re arrival. Trixie, your off duty until i say otherwise.
 
  123.
 >Trixie leaves the conference room
 
  124.
 Heres the rundown Anon
 
  125.
 >she says, facing you
 
  126.
 There are warrants out for you. Half the kingdom and all the bits you could want for you alive and 150,000,000 bits dead. And bits are hard to come by these days.
 
  127.
 Trixie says you have Scootaloo in your care. Where is she?
 
  128.
 She should be in the Nursery, we'll go to see her after we give you your new journal.
 
  129.
 New journal?
 
  130.
 Yep. Isee you have your old one there. You just wear this ear peice and it'll automatically log all your conversations and actions into this magical journal here.
 
  131.
 >she points to a book on a pedestool over in the corner.
 
  132.
 Um ok.
 
  133.
 >Goodbye old journal.
 
  134.
 
 
  135.
 >i put down the old journal and take a walk over to the magical one
 
  136.
 >it says exactly what i just did
 
  137.
 >looks like it has at least one thousand pages
 
  138.
 Anon, come on, lets go find yer daughter, ill debrief you on the way over
 
  139.
 >follow Apllejack out of the room and down a hallway
 
  140.
 So heres what happened. After Fluttershy took over as leader, she looked all over the kingdom for you. she believes yer still here, and never left. One day after her rise to power she sent out warrant for the arrest of you, Rainbow and scootaloo. Rainbow came to the farm with scootaloo just as a troop of Fluttershy's guards came by. Scootaloo got in the barn before Rainbow did. They didn't even know or suspect Scootaloo was here.
 
 141.
 I don't understand how an entire nation can just be taken over so easily
 
  142.
 Well, the second day she was in power, she had all the woodland creatures round up the unicornsin the various cities. The unicorns were forced to magically swear fealty to Fluttershy or have their horns chopped off. Thos who complied are Fluttershys personal servants and advisors, those who didn't are exiled. She did something similar with the pegasi. Swear fealty, wings stay on, used as guards and lookouts. Those who didn't were sold into slavery. She didn't worry about the Earth ponies much.
 
  143.
 So are Rainbowdahs wings.....?
 
  144.
 no, she didnt hurt her, in case you showed up again.
 
  145.
 So why don't you free ponies, like have a revolution or something
 
  146.
 
 
  147.
 >You and Applejack go up a flight of stairs, and enter a new hallway
 
  148.
 Because, Anon, she has Celestia nd Luna captive! If we try anything out in the open, they die. Then who will control the sun and moon?
 
  149.
 Hmmm
 
  150.
 Thats why we do things secret, like this. This the CUAB ( celstia underground army base ) Beta. Alpha, the main operation, is in Canterlot, where fluttershy is. Gamma is in Appleloosa, Delta is in Manehattan, and we were just contacted last week that a new base, dubbed Epsilon, opened in Fillydelphia. But enough for now, time for you to see your daughter.
 
  151.
 >You find yourself standing front of a door
 
  152.
 >You open to hear a shout of 'Daddy'
 
  153.
 
 
  154.
 >After spending time with scoots, explain why i was gone, where rainbow is, etc., walk with her back to her room
 
  155.
 >well, really more like Rarity's room.
 
  156.
 >Shes been staying with rarity and sweetie belle.
 
  157.
 >note to self: remember to thank Rarity.
 
  158.
 >Scootaloo was in the mock-schoolhouse on the 5th floor, while Rarity's room is on the 2nd floor.
 
  159.
 >Speaking of the schoolhouse, you wonder why Lyra was teaching there and not cherilee
 
  160.
 >I wonder if......
 
  161.
 >I'll have to ask Applejack later.
 
  162.
 >Reach Raritys room.
 
  163.
 ><knock knock>
 
  164.
 Sweetie belle, Scootaloo, is that you?
 
  165.
 >She calls through the door.
 
  166.
 It seems a little early for school to be- Anon!
 
  167.
 >she hugs you
 
 168.
 so glad your back!
 
 169.
 Rarity, what happened to your..erm...
 
  170.
 Oh, well thats a story for another time
 
  171.
 >She must've refused to swear fealty to Fluttershy, which explains the broken horn.
 
  172.
 rarity, i just want to say thank you for all you've done in the last few monthes for Scootaloo. It could'nt have been easy.
 
  173.
 Oh it was nothing at all darling.
 
  174.
 
 
  175.
 Rarity, would you mind watching her one last time? I gotta go find Applejack and ask her where my room is.
 
  176.
 No problem
 
  177.
 >Go back to 6th floor and into conference room, where Applejack said she usually is.
 
  178.
 >Spot Applejack over near a part of the conference room you weren't at earlier, along with Pinkie Pie
 
  179.
 HI ANON!
 
  180.
 >not this again
 
  181.
 Hi pinkie. Applejack, I was wondering, do you have an extra room here that i can borrow.
 
  182.
 Sure thing, we got a few extras on the 3rd floor. Go take a key from the rack over there and find the room thats matches the number on the key. There all the same, don't matter which you pick.
 
  183.
 Thanks! so what are you guys up to?
 
  184.
 trying to Magically communicate with a member of CUA (celestia underground army) in Canterlot. This here microphone connects to a earpeice he has through magic generated from the ear peice wearers horn. But the items details are still being smoothed out, so it doesn't work 100% of the time.
 
  185.
 I see. Does mine do that?
 
  186.
 Well, yes and no. You would need to be talking with a unicorn for yours to work, beings as you can't generate your own magic.
 
  187.
 Hmmm
 
  188.
 >You turn to leave
 
  189.
 Oh and Anon, why don't you stop by tommorow after you've gotten some rest.
 
  190.
 What for?
 
 
 To talk strategy. Fluttershys not going to overthrow herself you know!