Monopoly Autism

Each player begins with 7 stat points which may be spent on:
Acquisition: Each point decreases the cost of buying properties/railroads/utilities and building houses by $25 (Their base price is increased by $50 to compensate)
Starting Funds: Each point increases your starting money by $100 (Base starting money is reduced by $200)
Exploitation: Each point increases the total rent of your properties by %10 (Base rent is decreased by %20)
Speed: For every two points, you may add one to the total spaces you move on any turn

Top hat: Passives:
+Business Sense: Increase the rent on your properties with monopolies by %20
-Shady business practices: Go to jail on two doubles instead of three.  Pay a $100 fine to the bank whenever you go to jail
-Repairs and Re-modelling: Whenever you pass go, pay $10 for every house and $35 for every hotel you own to the bank
Active: Eminent Domain: Purchase a property from the bank without landing on its space or from another player regardless of their opinion, assuming you have two other properties from the same monopoly.  It costs four times as much.  Cooldown: 7 turns

Shoe: Passives:
+Dishonest Sole: Whenever another player's piece passes your own, steal $25 (This cannot bankrupt an opponent.  If they do not have $25 in liquid money, they pay only what they have)
-No shirt, one shoe, no service: Cannot purchase utilities or railroads
-I can't think of another shoe pun: Collect $50 less when passing Go
+Active: Fancy Footwork: Move up to an extra two spaces forward, or one fewer spaces forward, during your normal move phase (Costs $25, cooldown: 2)

Iron: Passives:
-Peer Pressure: Pay %40 more rent at any property which another player has landed on in the last three turns
+High Self Esteam: Start with three extra stat points
+Active: Steam engine: When on a railroad, move to any other railroad.  Pay the owner, if any, of each their normal rent.

Thimble:
Active: Why Would You Pick Thimble?: Do nothing