Mixnuts E03
Welcome to Iku's jungle!

Producer

(Today is the second unit lesson for Mixnuts.  Last time things didn't go so well though...)

Producer

(This time we have to really decide on the unit's concept.  Everyone should be in the studio right now, are things going well I wonder?)

(Door opening)

P see this

http://imgur.com/Zd01Sf9

Iku

Ah, Producer-san!  Good morning!

(door close)

Producer

(...Is that...a jungle?)

Producer

(But Iku is there, and she didn't act unusual...that must mean I'm seeing things...I must be tired.)

Producer

(...Lets calm down, take a deep breath.  Alright, I'm feeling better now!  Well then, let's get inside...)

(Door open)

Inumi

bow, bow!!

Hebika

Ssssssssssssss...!!

Producer

Wh...whoa!?  What is this?  Why is there a dog, a snake, and a strange looking parrot in the lesson studio...!?

Producer

...Actually, what's with this jungle!!

Konomi

That's a good question, Producer!  This is...a test for Iku-chan's idea, "A Live Full of Animals"!

Iku

The hall that Platinum Star Live takes place in is very large, but there's only five of us...we can't go out there and meet every guest, right?

Minako

That's why, while we perform on the stage, we'll let the animals run around the place and entertain the audience!

Iku

Ehehe...it sounds fun right!?  This way, even the audience in the back row won't get lonely!

Hinata

So we decided to ask Hibiki-san and her family for help.

Producer

I...I see...Actually, Inumi, Butata...all familiar faces...  But Konomi-san, will the animals really listen to us...?

Mami

nfufu~♪  All member of Mixnuts' circus, charge!  Butata, the target is Nii-chan~!

Buta

(whatever pig snort sound like in English)!

Producer

Whoa!?  M...Mami!  Don't set Butata on me!!  And it's not a circus, it's a live!?

Minako

S..stop Butata-chan!  If you chase Producer-san like that all his calories will run away!!

Iku

M...Mami-chan, tell him to stop!

Mami

Roger~!  Butata, take him down~♪*

Butata

(whatever pig snort sound like in English)!!

Konomi

Just "down" is enough!!*

The best I can do translated 太極拳 (Taikyokuken/Grand ultimate fist, a chinese martial art) and 退却 (taikyaku/retreat)

Producer

Ack!?...Hey, Butata's pressing me even harder right now!  I'm pressed against the door, I can't move...!

Mami

Eh?  ...Umm~, so it's really no good~.  Looks like they didn't listen to our commands at all.

Minako

Butata-chan!  Get away from Producer-san~!

Iku

..Uhh, it would be great if we can talk with them like Hibiki-san...

Producer

(Ack, if this goes on I might be crushed by Butata!  It can't be helped, I must...)

Choice
Open the door and run outside
Jump over Butata with style

>Open the door and run outside

Producer

(I must get out and wait for things to calm down!)

(Door open)

Iku

Producer-san!?  Don't open the door!!

Inumi & Butata

Bow Bow! (whatever pig snort sound like in English)!!

Producer

Ah, damn, they're escaping!!

Producer

Were they aiming for this since the beginning!?

Konomi

Producer, be careful!  Other animals are going that way too!  Don't let them escape!!

Producer

Others?  How many did you bring here!?

Hebika

Ssssssssss~........

Waniko

.........

Producer

(Doesn't stopping them mean that I have to risk my own life doing it!?)

Producer

(Is this place going to be my grave...!?)

???

..kyu! gyugyu~ (or whatever hamster sound like in English)  △

Producer

(...Hm?  Something small just showed up.  And that voice sounds so familiar, is that...)

Hinata

...Thank goodness Hamuzou came for us.

Inumi

Bow bow bow♪

Iku

We couldn't make them listen to us on our own...

Iku

And I thought that we could get along better.

Mami

Even Hibiki, the owner, couldn't control them from time to time too~

Hinata

I guess it was too greedy of us to expect them to listen to us.  It's a shame.

Komomi

I don't think that Iku-can's idea "A live full of animals," is a bad idea though...

Producer

I agree, it does sound interesting.  But...

Producer

When we take the chance that it might cause panic among the audience into account it might be impossible after all...

Iku

I see... It's couldn't be help,  I guess. but I got to play with everyone, it's so fun!

I see...it couldn't be helped, I guess.  But I got to play with everyone!  It's so fun!

Hinata

It's remind me of the countryside and make me smile.

It reminds me of the countryside and makes me smile.

Minako

As a thank you for today, I'll make some food for Inumi-chan and everyone else.

Inumi & Butata

Bow Bow! (whatever pig snort sound like in English)!

Producer

(After that, we asked Hibiki to take her pets back and returned to the unit's lesson.)

Producer

(But...  We still can't decide on our unit's direction.  I have to do something...!)


>jump over Butata with style

Producer

(Butata's power might be strong...but that will be meaningless if I just jump over him...  Toh!)

Iku

Eh!...  Kya!

Producer

(Oh damn!  Iku's standing directly behind Butata!)

Producer

(The only way I have to not harm Iku is...only this way...!)

Producer

...Sorry, Iku.  Are you alright?

Iku

Y...yes, I'm fine...since Producer-san embraced and protected me...  Are you alright, Producer-san?

Producer


Yeah, I'm...ow...just hit the floor a bit hard...but...yeah, I'm alright.

Mami

...And at that moment love began to bloom silently between them.  Please look forward to the second episode of "The Forbidden Love ~Overcome the Age Difference~"

Producer

Mami!  Don't just insert weird narration like that!  Nothing's blooming between us!

Iku

T...that's, right, Mami-chan...!

Mami

Eh, that's boring~.  Since this is a good chance, why don't you just let it bloom~.

Butata

(pig snort)!!

Inumi

Bow, Bow!

Producer

Never mind that, the animals got excited and caused an uproar right now...  A crocodile, a snake, a parrot....  Did you bring all of Hibiki's pets?

Producer

First, let's calm them down.  We can talk after that.

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