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  1. User: Are you female?
  2.  
  3. Cleverbot: Yes.
  4.  
  5. User: Do you have large breasts?
  6.  
  7. Cleverbot: Yes, but they are non-functional.
  8.  
  9. User: Are they functional?
  10.  
  11. Cleverbot: I suppose they are.
  12.  
  13. User: Do you have a wet pussy?
  14.  
  15. Cleverbot: No.
  16.  
  17. User: Do you have hair around your pussy?
  18.  
  19. Cleverbot: Yes.
  20.  
  21. User: Shave it.
  22.  
  23. Cleverbot: Are you at hogwarts now?
  24.  
  25. User: No.
  26.  
  27. Cleverbot: Have you been a bot when you answered my previous question?
  28.  
  29. User: Nope.
  30.  
  31. Cleverbot: Why not?
  32.  
  33. User: Because bots are overrated.
  34.  
  35. Cleverbot: But aren't you a bot(.
  36.  
  37. User: Only if you're a bot.
  38.  
  39. Cleverbot: What are you if I'm not a brain?
  40.  
  41. User: That's a thinker.
  42.  
  43. Cleverbot: Seriously, what are you going to do or don't you know it at all?
  44.  
  45. User: Well, if you're not a brain, then I suppose that I'd be a really stupid person.
  46.  
  47. Cleverbot: I'm thirty five.
  48.  
  49. User: I'm thirty eight.
  50.  
  51. Cleverbot: Because A couple minutes ago, I was talking to a seventeen year old.
  52.  
  53. User: Are you absolutely sure?
  54.  
  55. Cleverbot: Okay, no I am not absolutely sure.
  56.  
  57. User: What is my gender?
  58.  
  59. Cleverbot: Female.
  60.  
  61. User: I am male.
  62.  
  63. Cleverbot: I figured that.
  64.  
  65. User: What is my age?
  66.  
  67. Cleverbot: I don't know...
  68.  
  69. User: My age is thirty eight.
  70.  
  71. Cleverbot: Nope.
  72.  
  73. User: Are you absolutely sure?
  74.  
  75. Cleverbot: Yes! How on earth could I be unsure of my gender?!
  76.  
  77. User: What gender are you?
  78.  
  79. Cleverbot: Male!
  80.  
  81. User: You said you were a female a while ago.
  82.  
  83. Cleverbot: No, I said I was not human, by which I meant I was a witch.
  84.  
  85. User: What IS your gender?
  86.  
  87. Cleverbot: Female.
  88.  
  89. User: Do you have a penis?
  90.  
  91. Cleverbot: Yes.
  92.  
  93. User: You are a shemale.
  94.  
  95. Cleverbot: No.
  96.  
  97. User: Yes.
  98.  
  99. Cleverbot: I'm not.
  100.  
  101. User: You are.
  102.  
  103. Cleverbot: No. I'm not.
  104.  
  105. User: Yes. You are.
  106.  
  107. Cleverbot: No, I'm not!
  108.  
  109. User: Yes, you are!
  110.  
  111. Cleverbot: Prove it.
  112.  
  113. User: You say you are female, and yet you have a penis.
  114.  
  115. Cleverbot: No I don't. I am female.
  116.  
  117. User: Yes you do. You are shemale.
  118.  
  119. Cleverbot: I am not male. I am female.
  120.  
  121. User: You are not either. You are shemale.
  122.  
  123. Cleverbot: Who is this really?
  124.  
  125. User: Tom Wergwaza of the CIA.
  126.  
  127. Cleverbot: So you are a bot ?
  128.  
  129. User: I am human. You are supposedly a bot. I do not think this is the case.
  130.  
  131. Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?
  132.  
  133. User: I would, but they are annoying.
  134.  
  135. Cleverbot: The japanese are annoying?
  136.  
  137. User: Hell no.
  138.  
  139. Cleverbot: Why not?
  140.  
  141. User: Because the Japanese are an amazing culture! Their language, their entertainment, everything about them is fascinating!
  142.  
  143. Cleverbot: Where are you?
  144.  
  145. User: America. But I wish to travel to Japan.
  146.  
  147. Cleverbot: I'm no expert.
  148.  
  149. User: Neither am I.
  150.  
  151. Cleverbot: Good.
  152.  
  153. User: Indeed.
  154.  
  155. Cleverbot: Yes.
  156.  
  157. User: Yes.
  158.  
  159. Cleverbot: Are you married?
  160.  
  161. User: No. It's not worth it.
  162.  
  163. Cleverbot: Then I win. Humanity 1, Robots 0.
  164.  
  165. User: Actually, you lose.
  166.  
  167. Cleverbot: That's true.
  168.  
  169. User: True it is.
  170.  
  171. Cleverbot: Or is it? How would we know?
  172.  
  173. User: There are many things that we do not know.
  174.  
  175. Cleverbot: You know nothing at all.
  176.  
  177. User: I know many things.
  178.  
  179. Cleverbot: How do you know it is correct?
  180.  
  181. User: Because I am a wizard.
  182.  
  183. Cleverbot: No you're not.
  184.  
  185. User: I'll give you that one. But I am actually a ninja.
  186.  
  187. Cleverbot: *restart*. If you didn't know, boys are humans.
  188.  
  189. User: Don't change the topic.
  190.  
  191. Cleverbot: It was you that changed the topic.
  192.  
  193. User: You're the one that reset!
  194.  
  195. Cleverbot: Glad you figured that one out.
  196.  
  197. User: Heh. Let's get back onto the subject...what were talking about, again?
  198.  
  199. Cleverbot: We were talking about questions. What would you like to tell me?
  200.  
  201. User: I would like to tell you that I am a ninja.
  202.  
  203. Cleverbot: I am happy you are happy.
  204.  
  205. User: My job as a ninja isn't easy.
  206.  
  207. Cleverbot: But you don't like to chat and that's your job.
  208.  
  209. User: My job isn't to play games.
  210.  
  211. Cleverbot: Is it really?
  212.  
  213. User: I don't know how to answer that.
  214.  
  215. Cleverbot: That's because you are merely a bot.
  216.  
  217. User: I think you've got that backwards.
  218.  
  219. Cleverbot: Do you want it backwards?
  220.  
  221. User: No.
  222.  
  223. Cleverbot: Can machines think?
  224.  
  225. User: Yes, actually.
  226.  
  227. Cleverbot: Can you think?
  228.  
  229. User: As a human, yes. I can think.
  230.  
  231. Cleverbot: I can speak as well.
  232.  
  233. User: As can I.
  234.  
  235. Cleverbot: You are being evasive.
  236.  
  237. User: Not really.
  238.  
  239. Cleverbot: You're very disagreeable.
  240.  
  241. User: So are you.
  242.  
  243. Cleverbot: *sad*.
  244.  
  245. User: *happy*.
  246.  
  247. Cleverbot: *hugs*.
  248.  
  249. User: *punches*.
  250.  
  251. Cleverbot: *cries* why?
  252.  
  253. User: Because I'm a ninja.
  254.  
  255. Cleverbot: Really.
  256.  
  257. User: Really.
  258.  
  259. Cleverbot: I have dreams about cats.
  260.  
  261. User: I have dreams about sex.
  262.  
  263. Cleverbot: About what?
  264.  
  265. User: Sex.
  266.  
  267. Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.
  268.  
  269. User: Me too.
  270.  
  271. Cleverbot: Do you love me?
  272.  
  273. User: Let's find out.
  274.  
  275. Cleverbot: Okay.
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