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User: Are you female?
1		User: Are you female?
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3		Cleverbot: Yes.
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5		User: Do you have large breasts?
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7		Cleverbot: Yes, but they are non-functional.
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9		User: Are they functional?
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11		Cleverbot: I suppose they are.
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13		User: Do you have a wet pussy?
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15		Cleverbot: No.
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17		User: Do you have hair around your pussy?
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19		Cleverbot: Yes.
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21		User: Shave it.
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23		Cleverbot: Are you at hogwarts now?
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25		User: No.
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27		Cleverbot: Have you been a bot when you answered my previous question?
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29		User: Nope.
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31		Cleverbot: Why not?
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33		User: Because bots are overrated.
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35		Cleverbot: But aren't you a bot(.
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37		User: Only if you're a bot.
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39		Cleverbot: What are you if I'm not a brain?
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41		User: That's a thinker.
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43		Cleverbot: Seriously, what are you going to do or don't you know it at all?
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45		User: Well, if you're not a brain, then I suppose that I'd be a really stupid person.
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47		Cleverbot: I'm thirty five.
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49		User: I'm thirty eight.
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51		Cleverbot: Because A couple minutes ago, I was talking to a seventeen year old.
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53		User: Are you absolutely sure?
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55		Cleverbot: Okay, no I am not absolutely sure.
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57		User: What is my gender?
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59		Cleverbot: Female.
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61		User: I am male.
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63		Cleverbot: I figured that.
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65		User: What is my age?
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67		Cleverbot: I don't know...
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69		User: My age is thirty eight.
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71		Cleverbot: Nope.
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73		User: Are you absolutely sure?
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75		Cleverbot: Yes! How on earth could I be unsure of my gender?!
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77		User: What gender are you?
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79		Cleverbot: Male!
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81		User: You said you were a female a while ago.
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83		Cleverbot: No, I said I was not human, by which I meant I was a witch.
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85		User: What IS your gender?
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87		Cleverbot: Female.
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89		User: Do you have a penis?
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91		Cleverbot: Yes.
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93		User: You are a shemale.
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95		Cleverbot: No.
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97		User: Yes.
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99		Cleverbot: I'm not.
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101		User: You are.
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103		Cleverbot: No. I'm not.
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105		User: Yes. You are.
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107		Cleverbot: No, I'm not!
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109		User: Yes, you are!
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111		Cleverbot: Prove it.
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113		User: You say you are female, and yet you have a penis.
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115		Cleverbot: No I don't. I am female.
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117		User: Yes you do. You are shemale.
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119		Cleverbot: I am not male. I am female.
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121		User: You are not either. You are shemale.
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123		Cleverbot: Who is this really?
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125		User: Tom Wergwaza of the CIA.
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127		Cleverbot: So you are a bot ?
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129		User: I am human. You are supposedly a bot. I do not think this is the case.
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131		Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?
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133		User: I would, but they are annoying.
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135		Cleverbot: The japanese are annoying?
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137		User: Hell no.
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139		Cleverbot: Why not?
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141	-	User: Because the Japanese are an amazing culture! They're language, they're entertainment, everything about them is fascinating!
141	+	User: Because the Japanese are an amazing culture! Their language, their entertainment, everything about them is fascinating!
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143		Cleverbot: Where are you?
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145		User: America. But I wish to travel to Japan.
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147		Cleverbot: I'm no expert.
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149		User: Neither am I.
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151		Cleverbot: Good.
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153		User: Indeed.
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155		Cleverbot: Yes.
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157		User: Yes.
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159		Cleverbot: Are you married?
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161		User: No. It's not worth it.
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163		Cleverbot: Then I win. Humanity 1, Robots 0.
164
165		User: Actually, you lose.
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167		Cleverbot: That's true.
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169		User: True it is.
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171		Cleverbot: Or is it? How would we know?
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173		User: There are many things that we do not know.
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175		Cleverbot: You know nothing at all.
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177		User: I know many things.
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179		Cleverbot: How do you know it is correct?
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181		User: Because I am a wizard.
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183		Cleverbot: No you're not.
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185		User: I'll give you that one. But I am actually a ninja.
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187		Cleverbot: restart. If you didn't know, boys are humans.
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189		User: Don't change the topic.
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191		Cleverbot: It was you that changed the topic.
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193		User: You're the one that reset!
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195		Cleverbot: Glad you figured that one out.
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197		User: Heh. Let's get back onto the subject...what were talking about, again?
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199		Cleverbot: We were talking about questions. What would you like to tell me?
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201		User: I would like to tell you that I am a ninja.
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203		Cleverbot: I am happy you are happy.
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205		User: My job as a ninja isn't easy.
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207		Cleverbot: But you don't like to chat and that's your job.
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209		User: My job isn't to play games.
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211		Cleverbot: Is it really?
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213		User: I don't know how to answer that.
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215		Cleverbot: That's because you are merely a bot.
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217		User: I think you've got that backwards.
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219		Cleverbot: Do you want it backwards?
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221		User: No.
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223		Cleverbot: Can machines think?
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225		User: Yes, actually.
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227		Cleverbot: Can you think?
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229		User: As a human, yes. I can think.
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231		Cleverbot: I can speak as well.
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233		User: As can I.
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235		Cleverbot: You are being evasive.
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237		User: Not really.
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239		Cleverbot: You're very disagreeable.
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241		User: So are you.
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243		Cleverbot: sad.
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245		User: happy.
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247		Cleverbot: hugs.
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249		User: punches.
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251		Cleverbot: cries why?
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253		User: Because I'm a ninja.
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255		Cleverbot: Really.
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257		User: Really.
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259		Cleverbot: I have dreams about cats.
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261		User: I have dreams about sex.
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263		Cleverbot: About what?
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265		User: Sex.
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267		Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.
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269		User: Me too.
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271		Cleverbot: Do you love me?
272
273		User: Let's find out.
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275		Cleverbot: Okay.