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| 1 | Next stage bring them all down | |
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| 8 | IN A WORLD WHERE SKIDS CAN HACK CORPORATE EMPIRES | |
| 9 | OR INSIDER THREATS. REALLY, WE DONT KNOW. | |
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| 11 | 'dude we got root. where do we go from here?' | |
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| 13 | THERE EXISTS ONE DERP, BIGGER THAN THE REST. | |
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| 15 | 'sir, they siphoned all of our data? what do we do?' | |
| 16 | 'WE DERP HARDER THAN WE'VE EVER DERPED BEFORE!!' | |
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| 18 | SONY PICTURE ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: A STORY ABOUT HOW SHITTY INFOSEC PRACTICES LED TO DERP ON AN UNIMAGINABLE SCALE | |
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| 20 | 'We can't handle this much derp, we need to call professionals.' ' I know a guy. GET ME @krypt3ia ' | |
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| 22 | THIS WINTER PREPARE YOUR SELF FOR LEGAL THREATS | |
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| 24 | 'You are viewing proprietary company data. we demand you cease and desist immediately' | |
| 25 | '@krypt3ia: DPRK DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT. THE DERP IS ASTRONOMICAL. I NEED LIKE FOUR BOTTLES OF WHISKEY.' | |
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| 27 | AND FALSE FLAG OPERATIONS BY SONY TO HYPE UP SHITTY COMEDIES ABOUT DPRK. | |
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| 29 | 'We're gonna cancel the movie release and create artificial scarcity' 'The internet doesn't work like that. Someone'll just pirate it.' | |
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| 31 | DIRECTED BY MICHEAL BA"FWOOM* | |
| 32 | AND STARRING ANGELINA JOLIE NO, SCRATCH THAT SHE FUCKING HATES SONY NOW. | |
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| 34 | WHAT SONY SAYS GOES AND THIS TIME, THE CYBER DERP IS PERSONAL | |
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| 36 | WEEKEND AT SONY'S TWO: THE RETURN OF THE REVENGE OF THE PSN | |
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| 38 | 'GOP? who the fuck is the GOP? The political party? We paid our bribes.' | |
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| 40 | *Cut to black* | |
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| 45 | Copypotato Smomi Pictures 1914, OC doughnut steel | |
| 46 | If you steel, we report you 2 NSA | |
| 47 | thx thx | |
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| 50 | ~@da_667 & @FalsNameMcAlias |
