Next stage bring them all down






IN A WORLD WHERE SKIDS CAN HACK CORPORATE EMPIRES
OR INSIDER THREATS. REALLY, WE DONT KNOW.

'dude we got root. where do we go from here?'

THERE EXISTS ONE DERP, BIGGER THAN THE REST.

'sir, they siphoned all of our data? what do we do?'
'WE DERP HARDER THAN WE'VE EVER DERPED BEFORE!!'

SONY PICTURE ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: A STORY ABOUT HOW SHITTY INFOSEC PRACTICES LED TO DERP ON AN UNIMAGINABLE SCALE

'We can't handle this much derp, we need to call professionals.' ' I know a guy. GET ME @krypt3ia '

THIS WINTER PREPARE YOUR SELF FOR LEGAL THREATS

'You are viewing proprietary company data. we demand you cease and desist immediately'
'@krypt3ia: DPRK DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT. THE DERP IS ASTRONOMICAL. I NEED LIKE FOUR BOTTLES OF WHISKEY.'

AND FALSE FLAG OPERATIONS BY SONY TO HYPE UP SHITTY COMEDIES ABOUT DPRK.

'We're gonna cancel the movie release and create artificial scarcity' 'The internet doesn't work like that. Someone'll just pirate it.'

DIRECTED BY MICHEAL BA"FWOOM*
AND STARRING ANGELINA JOLIE NO, SCRATCH THAT SHE FUCKING HATES SONY NOW.

WHAT SONY SAYS GOES AND THIS TIME, THE CYBER DERP IS PERSONAL

WEEKEND AT SONY'S TWO: THE RETURN OF THE REVENGE OF THE PSN

'GOP? who the fuck is the GOP? The political party? We paid our bribes.'

*Cut to black*




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If you steel, we report you 2 NSA
thx thx


~@da_667 & @FalsNameMcAlias