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| 1 | /* | |
| 2 | - | -- LOLCODE PAWN expansion -- |
| 2 | + | > LOLCode 2.0 Pawn Expansion |
| 3 | - | v1.0.2 |
| 3 | + | > Author: Calgon |
| 4 | - | Macros written by Calgon. |
| 4 | + | |
| 5 | ||
| 6 | #define CANHAS new | |
| 7 | #define FILE File: | |
| 8 | - | #define FILE File: |
| 8 | + | #define OK ; |
| 9 | - | #define OK ; |
| 9 | + | #define SPACECATGOHOME return 1; // E.T as a cat |
| 10 | - | #define GTFO SendRconCommand("exit");
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| 10 | + | #define FURBALLCUMIN {
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| 11 | - | #define NOWAY { else }
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| 11 | + | #define ITCAME } |
| 12 | - | #define ITSCUMIN {
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| 12 | + | #define MOARCATS > |
| 13 | - | #define OKDEN } |
| 13 | + | #define LESSCATS < |
| 14 | - | #define MOARDAN > |
| 14 | + | #define UMAD Kick |
| 15 | - | #define LESSDAN < |
| 15 | + | #define UEVENMADDER Ban |
| 16 | - | #define UMAD Kick |
| 16 | + | #define EQAWLZ = |
| 17 | - | #define UEVENMADDER Ban |
| 17 | + | #define NERF - |
| 18 | - | #define EQAWLZ = |
| 18 | + | #define IN_INCHES strlen |
| 19 | - | #define NERF - |
| 19 | + | #define LOOP_DEE_LOOP while |
| 20 | - | #define IN_INCHES strlen |
| 20 | + | #define MOAR + |
| 21 | - | #define LOOP_DEE_LOOP while |
| 21 | + | #define WWW public |
| 22 | - | #define MOAR + |
| 22 | + | #define GIVEBAK return |
| 23 | - | #define WWW public |
| 23 | + | #define RITE fwrite |
| 24 | - | #define GIVEBAK return |
| 24 | + | #define FAX print |
| 25 | - | #define RITE fwrite |
| 25 | + | #define FAXMOAR printf |
| 26 | - | #define FAX print |
| 26 | + | #define LIEK == |
| 27 | - | #define LIEK == |
| 27 | + | #define PLZOPENFILE fopen |
| 28 | - | #define PLZOPENFILE fopen |
| 28 | + | #define PLZCLOSEFILE fclose |
| 29 | - | #define PLZCLOSEFILE fclose |
| 29 | + | #define SENDCLIENTCATS SendClientMessage |
| 30 | - | #define AWESOMETHX fclose |
| 30 | + | #define DISPLAYCLIENTCATS ShowPlayerDialog |
| 31 | - | #define SENDCLIENTCATS SendClientMessage |
| 31 | + | #define CATCOLLARS3D Create3DTextLabel |
| 32 | - | |
| 32 | + | #define ISCATSAME strcmp |
| 33 | ||
| 34 | #define ANGRYCATSEX strcat // http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif | |
| 35 | ||
| 36 | /* Alt. defines - replicates functions defined above, but may have more lulzworthy names */ | |
| 37 | ||
| 38 | #define PLAYHIMOUTKEYBOARDCAT SendClientMessage | |
| 39 | ||
| 40 | /* Colours */ | |
| 41 | ||
| 42 | #define DATWHITECAT 0xFFFFFFAA |
