LOLCode 2.0

/*
    > LOLCode 2.0 Pawn Expansion
    > Author: Calgon
*/

#define             CANHAS                  new
#define             FILE                    File:
#define             OK                      ;
#define             SPACECATGOHOME          return 1; // E.T as a cat
#define             FURBALLCUMIN            {
#define             ITCAME                  }
#define             MOARCATS                >
#define             LESSCATS                <
#define             UMAD                    Kick
#define             UEVENMADDER             Ban
#define             EQAWLZ                  =
#define             NERF                    -
#define             IN_INCHES               strlen
#define             LOOP_DEE_LOOP           while
#define             MOAR                    +
#define             WWW                     public
#define             GIVEBAK                 return
#define             RITE                    fwrite
#define             FAX                     print
#define             FAXMOAR                 printf
#define             LIEK                    ==
#define             PLZOPENFILE             fopen
#define             PLZCLOSEFILE            fclose
#define             SENDCLIENTCATS          SendClientMessage
#define             DISPLAYCLIENTCATS       ShowPlayerDialog
#define             CATCOLLARS3D            Create3DTextLabel
#define             ISCATSAME               strcmp

#define             ANGRYCATSEX             strcat // http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif

/* Alt. defines - replicates functions defined above, but may have more lulzworthy names */

#define             PLAYHIMOUTKEYBOARDCAT   SendClientMessage

/* Colours */

#define             DATWHITECAT             0xFFFFFFAA