SHOW:
|
|
- or go back to the newest paste.
1 | Aengoth Arril: | |
2 | ||
3 | Poor as fuck. Hates his job, but is so completely dependant on what little income it brings him that he has no choice but to put on a fake grin | |
4 | ||
5 | whenever he's at the stall, and to spend virtually all of his time (ineffectually) advertising it. Although he worships the eight/nine, is a strong | |
6 | ||
7 | believer in the Bosmeri faith, which coupled with some crazy rebellious stuff he used to do against the Bosmeri forest deity Y'ffre has left him | |
8 | ||
9 | feeling like his current lot in life is punishment for his rebellion. Not like it factors into any of this aside from two lines at the end, but | |
10 | ||
11 | hey. | |
12 | ||
13 | (Greeting an NPC) | |
14 | ||
15 | You ever thought of buying something from my shop? | |
16 | Think you could do with an enchanted something? | |
17 | Did you know that one in ten Luftahraan bosmer are only able to eat once a week? | |
18 | ||
19 | (Saying goodbye to an NPC) | |
20 | ||
21 | Please, come visit my shop some time! | |
22 | - | I need customers! |
22 | + | I need customers! (Quiet, p. much how you did it last time) |
23 | I need customers! (Loud, choking back tears) | |
24 | ||
25 | (Greeting the player) | |
26 | ||
27 | (First time) Huh, wow. Looks like all that yelling finally paid off. | |
28 | Wanna buy something, buddy? | |
29 | You know, by supporting my shop, you're putting food on the plate of an impoverished elf. That's a good deed. | |
30 | Hey, friend, what can I do for you? | |
31 | ||
32 | (Saying goodbye to the player) | |
33 | ||
34 | Please, come again some time soon! | |
35 | Please, tell your friends about my shop! | |
36 | Please, tell your friends about my plight! | |
37 | ||
38 | ('What have you got for sale?') | |
39 | ||
40 | You mean you're going to buy something? From my shop? After all the- yeah, I'm gonna stop talking. | |
41 | I- wow, this is a shock, even from you. | |
42 | ||
43 | (Hawking his wares) | |
44 | ||
45 | [Note: Every last one of these has to be forced as fuck, and as awkward as humanly possible. Keep in mind that all of the enthusiasm here is an | |
46 | ||
47 | act, and a very poor one at that.] | |
48 | ||
49 | Flamin' swords! Get your FLAMIN' SWORDS here! Get them hot off the table! | |
50 | Try my new enchanted armor! It's guaranteed to... protect you! From any sword, arrow, or ummm... axes? | |
51 | Ever wanted a dagger that can set people on fire? This is the place for... those things! | |
52 | Hey, you! Ditch that dodgy old sword and pick up one that's hotter than Oblivion itself! | |
53 | Sick of all those boring old 'normal' enchantments? Try one my innovative creations, like the amazing Hat of Crippling Fear! | |
54 | Make sure to shop here! Get amazing magical supplies and feed a starving bosmer in the process! | |
55 | Try an incredible Bosmeri invention, like Aengoth's Amulet of Yelling, guaranteed to amplify your voice and help with any confidence issues! | |
56 | ||
57 | (Witnesses the player shouting) | |
58 | ||
59 | By the Eight! If only I could shout like that, huh? [Softly talking to himself] Just think of the drakes I'd earn... | |
60 | [Mumbling] Lucky son of a bitch... | |
61 | ||
62 | (Spot a corpse) | |
63 | ||
64 | By the gods, one of my ([hushed] potential) customers is dead! | |
65 | [Forced, yelling/hawking] Take it from me folks! This guy did not have enchanted equipment! | |
66 | ||
67 | (Observing combat/Witnessing an assault) | |
68 | ||
69 | Guards, help! My ([hushed] potential) customers are killing each other! | |
70 | Hey, look at those guys fighting. You know what a fighter like one of those guys could do with? Enchanted equipment. | |
71 | ||
72 | (Player tresspassing) | |
73 | ||
74 | Sorry buddy, but sometimes even you've gotta leave. | |
75 | Don't worry, I'll make it up to you in discounts. It's just that right now, you've gotta go. | |
76 | ||
77 | (Taunting/combat dialogue) | |
78 | ||
79 | [Forced, obviously in distress]Give up, you can't beat someone with the power of enchanting on his side! | |
80 | You were my customer! How could you do this!? | |
81 | ||
82 | (Blocked an attack) | |
83 | ||
84 | B-by the nine divines. Did I just do that? | |
85 | ||
86 | (Fleeing) | |
87 | ||
88 | No! I've got to much to offer this world! | |
89 | No! Who's going to enchant things if I die!? | |
90 | ||
91 | (Hit by friendly character) | |
92 | ||
93 | (First time) Watch it friend, few more hits like that and you'll be robbing this world of one of its precious few enchanters. | |
94 | (Second time) Agh! Damn that... doesn't hurt much? Still, cut it out. | |
95 | (Third time, final warning) [Gradually getting nervous as fuck] Woah woah woah, hit me twice, shame on you, but if you... you... I... | |
96 | (Final hit, starting combat [read: fleeing]) Friend, no! Please, no! | |
97 | ||
98 | (Hit in combat/while fleeing) | |
99 | ||
100 | Agh, my talents! | |
101 | No, no, no! | |
102 | ||
103 | (Stolen from) | |
104 | ||
105 | You bastard! I gave away a week's worth of food for that! | |
106 | You son of a bitch! I had to get rid of my change of clothes for that! | |
107 | I spent my life savings on that, damn it! | |
108 | ||
109 | (Accepting yield) | |
110 | ||
111 | Oh, oh thank you. Mara, thank you for ending this. | |
112 | You-You're not going to kill me? | |
113 | ||
114 | (Bleeding out/dying) | |
115 | ||
116 | I-I'm... sorry... | |
117 | Y'ffre, forgive me... |