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- Aengoth Arril:
- Poor as fuck. Hates his job, but is so completely dependant on what little income it brings him that he has no choice but to put on a fake grin
- whenever he's at the stall, and to spend virtually all of his time (ineffectually) advertising it. Although he worships the eight/nine, is a strong
- believer in the Bosmeri faith, which coupled with some crazy rebellious stuff he used to do against the Bosmeri forest deity Y'ffre has left him
- feeling like his current lot in life is punishment for his rebellion. Not like it factors into any of this aside from two lines at the end, but
- hey.
- (Greeting an NPC)
- You ever thought of buying something from my shop?
- Think you could do with an enchanted something?
- Did you know that one in ten Luftahraan bosmer are only able to eat once a week?
- (Saying goodbye to an NPC)
- Please, come visit my shop some time!
- I need customers! (Quiet, p. much how you did it last time)
- I need customers! (Loud, choking back tears)
- (Greeting the player)
- (First time) Huh, wow. Looks like all that yelling finally paid off.
- Wanna buy something, buddy?
- You know, by supporting my shop, you're putting food on the plate of an impoverished elf. That's a good deed.
- Hey, friend, what can I do for you?
- (Saying goodbye to the player)
- Please, come again some time soon!
- Please, tell your friends about my shop!
- Please, tell your friends about my plight!
- ('What have you got for sale?')
- You mean you're going to buy something? From my shop? After all the- yeah, I'm gonna stop talking.
- I- wow, this is a shock, even from you.
- (Hawking his wares)
- [Note: Every last one of these has to be forced as fuck, and as awkward as humanly possible. Keep in mind that all of the enthusiasm here is an
- act, and a very poor one at that.]
- Flamin' swords! Get your FLAMIN' SWORDS here! Get them hot off the table!
- Try my new enchanted armor! It's guaranteed to... protect you! From any sword, arrow, or ummm... axes?
- Ever wanted a dagger that can set people on fire? This is the place for... those things!
- Hey, you! Ditch that dodgy old sword and pick up one that's hotter than Oblivion itself!
- Sick of all those boring old 'normal' enchantments? Try one my innovative creations, like the amazing Hat of Crippling Fear!
- Make sure to shop here! Get amazing magical supplies and feed a starving bosmer in the process!
- Try an incredible Bosmeri invention, like Aengoth's Amulet of Yelling, guaranteed to amplify your voice and help with any confidence issues!
- (Witnesses the player shouting)
- By the Eight! If only I could shout like that, huh? [Softly talking to himself] Just think of the drakes I'd earn...
- [Mumbling] Lucky son of a bitch...
- (Spot a corpse)
- By the gods, one of my ([hushed] potential) customers is dead!
- [Forced, yelling/hawking] Take it from me folks! This guy did not have enchanted equipment!
- (Observing combat/Witnessing an assault)
- Guards, help! My ([hushed] potential) customers are killing each other!
- Hey, look at those guys fighting. You know what a fighter like one of those guys could do with? Enchanted equipment.
- (Player tresspassing)
- Sorry buddy, but sometimes even you've gotta leave.
- Don't worry, I'll make it up to you in discounts. It's just that right now, you've gotta go.
- (Taunting/combat dialogue)
- [Forced, obviously in distress]Give up, you can't beat someone with the power of enchanting on his side!
- You were my customer! How could you do this!?
- (Blocked an attack)
- B-by the nine divines. Did I just do that?
- (Fleeing)
- No! I've got to much to offer this world!
- No! Who's going to enchant things if I die!?
- (Hit by friendly character)
- (First time) Watch it friend, few more hits like that and you'll be robbing this world of one of its precious few enchanters.
- (Second time) Agh! Damn that... doesn't hurt much? Still, cut it out.
- (Third time, final warning) [Gradually getting nervous as fuck] Woah woah woah, hit me twice, shame on you, but if you... you... I...
- (Final hit, starting combat [read: fleeing]) Friend, no! Please, no!
- (Hit in combat/while fleeing)
- Agh, my talents!
- No, no, no!
- (Stolen from)
- You bastard! I gave away a week's worth of food for that!
- You son of a bitch! I had to get rid of my change of clothes for that!
- I spent my life savings on that, damn it!
- (Accepting yield)
- Oh, oh thank you. Mara, thank you for ending this.
- You-You're not going to kill me?
- (Bleeding out/dying)
- I-I'm... sorry...
- Y'ffre, forgive me...
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