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| 1 | IDEAS FOR SALE | |
| 2 | (All ideas are sold "as-is" with no warranty implied. | |
| 3 | Stories unused within 70 years are forfeit for resale.) | |
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| 5 | A boy and a girl travel to the beach together, where | |
| 6 | they pay a man to xxxxxx receive a bicycle ride from | |
| 7 | his monkey. The ride is very uncomfortable, due to | |
| 8 | a spoon tied to the seat which keeps whacking their | |
| 9 | legs. Nevertheless, they fall in love and are maried. | |
| 10 | At the end, the monkey is eating avocado with a spoon. | |
| 11 | So that's what it was for. $3 | |
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| 13 | A girl visits a boot store. In one of the racks, she | |
| 14 | discovers a village of little people that has ssoraly | |
| 15 | been living among the boots. A boy comes off the bus | |
| 16 | - | outside, sees the girl in teh store, falls in love and |
| 16 | + | outside, sees the girl in the store, falls in love and |
| 17 | goes and tells the girl he's in love with her. She | |
| 18 | tries to show how the little village works, but he is | |
| 19 | only marginally interested in that. They are wed, $1 | |
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| 21 | A man eats corn on top of his house. It is his favorite | |
| 22 | pasttime. He marries and dies happy. $3 | |
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| 24 | Adam and Eve are riding bicycles (naked) in the Garden of | |
| 25 | Eden. They decide to have a race to see who is the | |
| 26 | - | fastest person in teh world. Adam's wheel pops and he |
| 26 | + | fastest person in the world. Adam's wheel pops and he |
| 27 | uses the snake St Satan as a replacement tube. $4 | |
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| 29 | A retired police offericer struggles to find acceptances | |
| 30 | in the sububan life of Blouder Springs, Colorado. He | |
| 31 | befriends a local fishmonger but still must fight his | |
| 32 | personal demons. XXX 50 | |
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| 34 | A guy with an enormous chin has the chin surgically | |
| 35 | removed and is promptly married. $3 | |
| 36 | ||
| 37 | A man who collects prisms finds his house inundated | |
| 38 | with refracted light, such that he is transformed into | |
| 39 | a superpowerful albino who masquerades at as a wild | |
| 40 | horse at night. A local fishmonger feeds the horse and | |
| 41 | feeds him a green apple (not knowing the situation here) | |
| 42 | which kills the albino half of the guy. So at night now | |
| 43 | he's a live horse but is dead albino during the day. | |
| 44 | The sheriff's office discovers the dead man and gives | |
| 45 | him a proper funeral. During the funeral, the sun sets | |
| 46 | and the whole horse body busts through the coffin. $12 | |
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| 48 | A nerdy underappreciated kid wins a raffle and receives | |
| 49 | his own Space Shuttle for a week. He installs a soft-serve | |
| 50 | ice cream machine onboard and teaches a pet monkey to sit | |
| 51 | in the cockpoit. One day, while going home from a birthday | |
| 52 | party in space, the shuttle explodes (a la Challenger) $3 |
