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- IDEAS FOR SALE
- (All ideas are sold "as-is" with no warranty implied.
- Stories unused within 70 years are forfeit for resale.)
- A boy and a girl travel to the beach together, where
- they pay a man to xxxxxx receive a bicycle ride from
- his monkey. The ride is very uncomfortable, due to
- a spoon tied to the seat which keeps whacking their
- legs. Nevertheless, they fall in love and are maried.
- At the end, the monkey is eating avocado with a spoon.
- So that's what it was for. $3
- A girl visits a boot store. In one of the racks, she
- discovers a village of little people that has ssoraly
- been living among the boots. A boy comes off the bus
- outside, sees the girl in the store, falls in love and
- goes and tells the girl he's in love with her. She
- tries to show how the little village works, but he is
- only marginally interested in that. They are wed, $1
- A man eats corn on top of his house. It is his favorite
- pasttime. He marries and dies happy. $3
- Adam and Eve are riding bicycles (naked) in the Garden of
- Eden. They decide to have a race to see who is the
- fastest person in the world. Adam's wheel pops and he
- uses the snake St Satan as a replacement tube. $4
- A retired police offericer struggles to find acceptances
- in the sububan life of Blouder Springs, Colorado. He
- befriends a local fishmonger but still must fight his
- personal demons. XXX 50
- A guy with an enormous chin has the chin surgically
- removed and is promptly married. $3
- A man who collects prisms finds his house inundated
- with refracted light, such that he is transformed into
- a superpowerful albino who masquerades at as a wild
- horse at night. A local fishmonger feeds the horse and
- feeds him a green apple (not knowing the situation here)
- which kills the albino half of the guy. So at night now
- he's a live horse but is dead albino during the day.
- The sheriff's office discovers the dead man and gives
- him a proper funeral. During the funeral, the sun sets
- and the whole horse body busts through the coffin. $12
- A nerdy underappreciated kid wins a raffle and receives
- his own Space Shuttle for a week. He installs a soft-serve
- ice cream machine onboard and teaches a pet monkey to sit
- in the cockpoit. One day, while going home from a birthday
- party in space, the shuttle explodes (a la Challenger) $3
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