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| 1 | [2:04:48 PM] Dynaeres: When people try to bribe or coax me into things it only pisses me off more | |
| 2 | [2:05:09 PM] Hoss: I'll give you this ice cream cone if you donate $5 on my PayPal | |
| 3 | [2:05:16 PM] Dynaeres: DEAL | |
| 4 | [2:05:30 PM] Dynaeres: WHAT A GOOD BARGIN | |
| 5 | -=-=-=-=-=- | |
| 6 | Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I just sat around with my girl friends and gossiped | |
| 7 | Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: We talked about boys and did our nails | |
| 8 | Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Then we all had our periods at the EXACT SAME TIME | |
| 9 | Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Then I realized I don't have friends | |
| 10 | Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: And that I was sitting talking to no one | |
| 11 | Hoss: That is a tragic tale | |
| 12 | Hoss: I'm putting that on my chat pastebin | |
| 13 | Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Thank you | |
| 14 | Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I'm glad I could make it onto the Hoss wall | |
| 15 | Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Or shall we call it the HALL | |
| 16 | Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Well, that's not particularly original | |
| 17 | Hoss: That one too | |
| 18 | -=-=-=-=-=- | |
| 19 | Fumin: Oh | |
| 20 | Fumin: Also | |
| 21 | Fumin: Tell me an egg pun | |
| 22 | Hoss: I can't hatch up a good egg joke | |
| 23 | Hoss: My brain is scrambled | |
| 24 | Fumin: What have you done | |
| 25 | Fumin: Now I have to unleash my inner pun | |
| 26 | Hoss: Stay on the sunny side up | |
| 27 | Fumin: Anyways that pun was eggsalant | |
| 28 | Fumin: You really CRACK me up | |
| 29 | Fumin: I've got a DOZEN of em | |
| 30 | Hoss: Omelettin' those puns slide | |
| 31 | Hoss: but work harder and you'll get egg-stra points | |
| 32 | Fumin: "OH MY GOD sANS" | |
| 33 | (on the same day) | |
| 34 | Hoss: I'll change it back when the season is over | |
| 35 | Fumin: It really made me crack up | |
| 36 | Fumin: Will the puns ever end? | |
| 37 | Hoss: Oh, now you've really boiled it up | |
| 38 | Fumin: Your puns are terrible but mine are *rips up paper* even more TEARible | |
| 39 | Fumin: <---- this guy is screaming in pain | |
| 40 | Fumin: Am I right? | |
| 41 | Hoss: That's an obtuse statement | |
| 42 | Hoss: not a right one | |
| 43 | Hoss: (angle jokes) | |
| 44 | Fumin: Only people who went to match class got that | |
| 45 | Fumin: Clever | |
| 46 | Hoss: Thank you | |
| 47 | Hoss: I've got great angling skills | |
| 48 | Fumin: Yup | |
| 49 | Hoss: Now I've got you cornered | |
| 50 | Fumin: "Ok you can stop now" - | |
| 51 | Fumin: Keep them cumming. I love it | |
| 52 | Hoss: I WONT GIVE YOU SATISFACTION | |
| 53 | Fumin: (*Paste Lenny Face Here*) | |
| 54 | Hoss: YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD | |
| 55 | Fumin: lmao | |
| 56 | Fumin: Now I have quotes to put on my profile | |
| 57 | Fumin: Check it out | |
| 58 | -=-=-=-=-=- | |
| 59 | [11:59:19 PM] Kinesis-TPF-: Hoss is a really good admin man Hoss is a very good person man on the 7th day of christmas hoss delivered happienies :3 | |
| 60 | Wed Dec 23 2015 | |
| 61 | [12:00:35 AM] Hoss: <3 I appreciate that a lot | |
| 62 | -=-=-=-=-=- | |
| 63 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Ramona is hot | |
| 64 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: C: | |
| 65 | Hoss: Ye | |
| 66 | Hoss: She's not different from my friends tho | |
| 67 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: gg | |
| 68 | Hoss: Most girl-friends I know have dyed hair | |
| 69 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Do you know | |
| 70 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Alex Dorame | |
| 71 | Hoss: My friend Hannah has the same blue hair style | |
| 72 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Do you know her tho | |
| 73 | Hoss: I think she's following her on Twitter actually | |
| 74 | Hoss: No | |
| 75 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Like | |
| 76 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: The person | |
| 77 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Not personally | |
| 78 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Know | |
| 79 | Hoss: Oh | |
| 80 | Hoss: Yes | |
| 81 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Wanna know a secret | |
| 82 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: That | |
| 83 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: You can't tell anyone | |
| 84 | Hoss: Is it about her? | |
| 85 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Mhm | |
| 86 | Hoss: Lay it on me | |
| 87 | -[MM]-Rαiin.: Stay tuned next time on. CLIFF HANGERS OF STEAM | |
| 88 | Hoss: FUCK YOU | |
| 89 | Hoss: That's going on my m̶o̶n̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ chat log page | |
| 90 | -=-=-=-=-=- | |
| 91 | 12:29 PM - [O.W.N] ♫Headshawt♫King: i love hoos | |
| 92 | 12:29 PM - [O.W.N] ♫Headshawt♫King: :D | |
| 93 | 12:30 PM - Hoos: <3 | |
| 94 | -=-=-=-=-=- | |
| 95 | 9:56 PM - Hossy: Are you looking at Annie's butt? | |
| 96 | 9:56 PM - Hossy: Stop fapping | |
| 97 | 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): no | |
| 98 | 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): wait | |
| 99 | 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): shit | |
| 100 | 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): i was responding to 8:56 PM - Hossy: Are you looking at Annie's butt? | |
| 101 | 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): not | |
| 102 | 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): dammit | |
| 103 | 9:57 PM - Hossy: LOL | |
| 104 | 9:58 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): no one must ever know | |
| 105 | -=-=-=-=-=- | |
| 106 | Hoss ☮: Anyways, straight to business | |
| 107 | Will Pown Pancakes: YES | |
| 108 | Hoss ☮: Do you need your HL2 cards? | |
| 109 | Will Pown Pancakes: I WILL MARRY | |
| 110 | Will Pown Pancakes: oh | |
| 111 | Will Pown Pancakes: no i dont | |
| 112 | Will Pown Pancakes: you can take em | |
| 113 | Hoss ☮: I'll also marry you | |
| 114 | -=-=-=-=-=- | |
| 115 | Will Pown Pancakes: 5:07 PM - cwg| Sly Zangoose: I can see it now, you and hoss fucking eachother while will plays the harmonica | |
| 116 | Will Pown Pancakes: Interfectorem: 5:07 PM - cwg| Sly Zangoose: I can see it now, you and hoss fucking eachother while will plays the harmonica | |
| 117 | Will Pown Pancakes: fucking wow c: | |
| 118 | Will Pown Pancakes is now Online. | |
| 119 | Hoss ☮: Haha | |
| 120 | Will Pown Pancakes: wonderful chat log | |
| 121 | -=-=-=-=-=- | |
| 122 | Hoss: come see it | |
| 123 | Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: I will give me sex | |
| 124 | Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: WAIt | |
| 125 | Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: NO | |
| 126 | Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: SEC** | |
| 127 | Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: SHIT | |
| 128 | Hoss: LOL |
