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  1. [2:04:48 PM] Dynaeres: When people try to bribe or coax me into things it only pisses me off more
  2. [2:05:09 PM] Hoss: I'll give you this ice cream cone if you donate $5 on my PayPal
  3. [2:05:16 PM] Dynaeres: DEAL
  4. [2:05:30 PM] Dynaeres: WHAT A GOOD BARGIN
  5. -=-=-=-=-=-
  6. Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I just sat around with my girl friends and gossiped
  7. Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: We talked about boys and did our nails
  8. Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Then we all had our periods at the EXACT SAME TIME
  9. Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Then I realized I don't have friends
  10. Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: And that I was sitting talking to no one
  11. Hoss: That is a tragic tale
  12. Hoss: I'm putting that on my chat pastebin
  13. Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Thank you
  14. Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I'm glad I could make it onto the Hoss wall
  15. Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Or shall we call it the HALL
  16. Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Well, that's not particularly original
  17. Hoss: That one too
  18. -=-=-=-=-=-
  19. Fumin: Oh
  20. Fumin: Also
  21. Fumin: Tell me an egg pun
  22. Hoss: I can't hatch up a good egg joke
  23. Hoss: My brain is scrambled
  24. Fumin: What have you done
  25. Fumin: Now I have to unleash my inner pun
  26. Hoss: Stay on the sunny side up
  27. Fumin: Anyways that pun was eggsalant
  28. Fumin: You really CRACK me up
  29. Fumin: I've got a DOZEN of em
  30. Hoss: Omelettin' those puns slide
  31. Hoss: but work harder and you'll get egg-stra points
  32. Fumin: "OH MY GOD sANS"
  33. (on the same day)
  34. Hoss: I'll change it back when the season is over
  35. Fumin: It really made me crack up
  36. Fumin: Will the puns ever end?
  37. Hoss: Oh, now you've really boiled it up
  38. Fumin: Your puns are terrible but mine are *rips up paper* even more TEARible
  39. Fumin: <---- this guy is screaming in pain
  40. Fumin: Am I right?
  41. Hoss: That's an obtuse statement
  42. Hoss: not a right one
  43. Hoss: (angle jokes)
  44. Fumin: Only people who went to match class got that
  45. Fumin: Clever
  46. Hoss: Thank you
  47. Hoss: I've got great angling skills
  48. Fumin: Yup
  49. Hoss: Now I've got you cornered
  50. Fumin: "Ok you can stop now" -
  51. Fumin: Keep them cumming. I love it
  52. Hoss: I WONT GIVE YOU SATISFACTION
  53. Fumin: (*Paste Lenny Face Here*)
  54. Hoss: YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD
  55. Fumin: lmao
  56. Fumin: Now I have quotes to put on my profile
  57. Fumin: Check it out
  58. -=-=-=-=-=-
  59. [11:59:19 PM] Kinesis-TPF-: Hoss is a really good admin man Hoss is a very good person man on the 7th day of christmas hoss delivered happienies :3
  60. Wed Dec 23 2015
  61. [12:00:35 AM] Hoss: <3 I appreciate that a lot
  62. -=-=-=-=-=-
  63. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Ramona is hot
  64. -[MM]-Rαiin.: C:
  65. Hoss: Ye
  66. Hoss: She's not different from my friends tho
  67. -[MM]-Rαiin.: gg
  68. Hoss: Most girl-friends I know have dyed hair
  69. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Do you know
  70. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Alex Dorame
  71. Hoss: My friend Hannah has the same blue hair style
  72. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Do you know her tho
  73. Hoss: I think she's following her on Twitter actually
  74. Hoss: No
  75. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Like
  76. -[MM]-Rαiin.: The person
  77. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Not personally
  78. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Know
  79. Hoss: Oh
  80. Hoss: Yes
  81. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Wanna know a secret
  82. -[MM]-Rαiin.: That
  83. -[MM]-Rαiin.: You can't tell anyone
  84. Hoss: Is it about her?
  85. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Mhm
  86. Hoss: Lay it on me
  87. -[MM]-Rαiin.: Stay tuned next time on. CLIFF HANGERS OF STEAM
  88. Hoss: FUCK YOU
  89. Hoss: That's going on my m̶o̶n̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ chat log page
  90. -=-=-=-=-=-
  91. 12:29 PM - [O.W.N] ♫Headshawt♫King: i love hoos
  92. 12:29 PM - [O.W.N] ♫Headshawt♫King: :D
  93. 12:30 PM - Hoos: <3
  94. -=-=-=-=-=-
  95. 9:56 PM - Hossy: Are you looking at Annie's butt?
  96. 9:56 PM - Hossy: Stop fapping
  97. 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): no
  98. 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): wait
  99. 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): shit
  100. 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): i was responding to 8:56 PM - Hossy: Are you looking at Annie's butt?
  101. 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): not
  102. 9:57 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): dammit
  103. 9:57 PM - Hossy: LOL
  104. 9:58 PM - Touya (Autumn Leafeon): no one must ever know
  105. -=-=-=-=-=-
  106. Hoss ☮: Anyways, straight to business
  107. Will Pown Pancakes: YES
  108. Hoss ☮: Do you need your HL2 cards?
  109. Will Pown Pancakes: I WILL MARRY
  110. Will Pown Pancakes: oh
  111. Will Pown Pancakes: no i dont
  112. Will Pown Pancakes: you can take em
  113. Hoss ☮: I'll also marry you
  114. -=-=-=-=-=-
  115. Will Pown Pancakes: 5:07 PM - cwg| Sly Zangoose: I can see it now, you and hoss fucking eachother while will plays the harmonica
  116. Will Pown Pancakes: Interfectorem: 5:07 PM - cwg| Sly Zangoose: I can see it now, you and hoss fucking eachother while will plays the harmonica
  117. Will Pown Pancakes: fucking wow c:
  118. Will Pown Pancakes is now Online.
  119. Hoss ☮: Haha
  120. Will Pown Pancakes: wonderful chat log
  121. -=-=-=-=-=-
  122. Hoss: come see it
  123. Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: I will give me sex
  124. Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: WAIt
  125. Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: NO
  126. Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: SEC**
  127. Das Erstaunliche Mediziner: SHIT
  128. Hoss: LOL
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