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| 1 | >Stuck awkwardly sitting in the background in all the bumblebee art | |
| 2 | >Ruby asks who you are | |
| 3 | >Yang and Blake stumble trying to find a way to explain your boy toy status to her | |
| 4 | >They settle on calling you a "special friend" | |
| 5 | >Ruby immediately gets jealous | |
| 6 | >Finally cave and tell Ruby why you are always around Blake and Yang | |
| 7 | >She doesn't even know what sex is | |
| 8 | >She assumes sex is just hanging out with friends now | |
| 9 | >Asks Weiss to come over and "sex" with her while they eat cookies | |
| 10 | >Yang and Blake get mad at you for telling Ruby you have sex with them | |
| 11 | >Punish you by making you go on a few missions without them | |
| 12 | >You get mildly injured on one, nothing serious | |
| 13 | >They don't even let you out of the house unsupervised for a month | |
| 14 | >You now have to wear a collar that says "If lost please return to Yang and Blake" | |
| 15 | >They tattoo both of their emblems on you | |
| 16 | >They replace all the milk in the fridge | |
| 17 | >They give you dumb grins every time you have a glass of milk or a bowl of cereal | |
| 18 | >You don't know | |
| 19 | >You don't even care to ask, they do shit like this all the time | |
| 20 | >One day you come home to find your armor replaced with an "upgraded" version that is black and yellow | |
| 21 | >You ask them one day if they could help you make a weapon since you have been making do with just a regular pistol and longsword for a while | |
| 22 | >Yang's face when | |
| 23 | >Your new weapon is shot gun gauntlets attached to the gloves of your armor with Gambol Shroud pistol grappling hooks to pull enemies toward you | |
| 24 | >Yang and Blake are in tears as they help you make the weapon | |
| 25 | >They act like they just gave birth to a child | |
| 26 | >Don't actually get to kill anything with your new weapons because every mission you go on with them they don't let anything get near you | |
| 27 | >You and Jaune just sit in the back and play cards | |
| 28 | >Out in the field | |
| 29 | >Get separated from the group for a few days | |
| 30 | >Don't really have any issues, you just kill some Grimm and head towards the town everyone agreed to meet up at | |
| 31 | >Sitting at a bar in town getting a drink while you wait for everyone else | |
| 32 | >Getting dark | |
| 33 | >Walk outside | |
| 34 | >A yang plows into at 100 miles an hour | |
| 35 | >Knocks you out | |
| 36 | >You wake up the next day with a yang and a blake holding on to you at home | |
| 37 | >Every time you try and move out of their grasp they literally growl at you | |
| 38 | >Such is life as Bumblebee anon | |
| 39 | >It's Valentines day | |
| 40 | >You, Yang, and Blake decide to go out to a fancy restaurant | |
| 41 | >They keep alternating between giggling and looking like they are about to cry | |
| 42 | >They keep this up for about 2 hours | |
| 43 | >As you get served desert out of the corner of your eye you notice Ruby and Weiss giving a thumbs up to Yang and Blake | |
| 44 | >Oh no | |
| 45 | >One small thump later both Yang and Blake are kneeling on the ground proposing to you | |
| 46 | >Awkward silence falls over the restaurant as people try to comprehend two woman proposing to one man to marry both of them | |
| 47 | >You say yes of course, you might as well be married to them now anyway | |
| 48 | >They both tackle you, breaking your aura and knocking you out again | |
| 49 | >You come to at home on the bed all of you shared | |
| 50 | >Yang and Blake walk out of the bathroom | |
| 51 | >It's strap on night again | |
| 52 | - | >Goddammit |
| 52 | + | >Goddammit |
| 53 | >White Fang has kidnapped you | |
| 54 | >Adam plans to torture you to get Blake to come back to him | |
| 55 | >He keeps getting confused as to why your so mellow and not cowering in fear | |
| 56 | >Look buddy whatever you have planned for me ain't got nothing on what Yang will do to you when she finds out you hurt her favorite snugglehoney | |
| 57 | >Snugglehoney? I grow tired of your nonsense! | |
| 58 | >That's the last thing you remember before he smashed you in the head with his sword hilt | |
| 59 | >Wake up several hours later in bed with Y&B wrapped around you | |
| 60 | >They left you tied up | |
| 61 | >Of course |
