Bumblebee Anon

>Stuck awkwardly sitting in the background in all the bumblebee art
>Ruby asks who you are
>Yang and Blake stumble trying to find a way to explain your boy toy status to her
>They settle on calling you a "special friend"
>Ruby immediately gets jealous
>Finally cave and tell Ruby why you are always around Blake and Yang
>She doesn't even know what sex is
>She assumes sex is just hanging out with friends now
>Asks Weiss to come over and "sex" with her while they eat cookies
>Yang and Blake get mad at you for telling Ruby you have sex with them
>Punish you by making you go on a few missions without them
>You get mildly injured on one, nothing serious
>They don't even let you out of the house unsupervised for a month
>You now have to wear a collar that says "If lost please return to Yang and Blake"
>They tattoo both of their emblems on you
>They replace all the milk in the fridge
>They give you dumb grins every time you have a glass of milk or a bowl of cereal
>You don't know
>You don't even care to ask, they do shit like this all the time
>One day you come home to find your armor replaced with an "upgraded" version that is black and yellow
>You ask them one day if they could help you make a weapon since you have been making do with just a regular pistol and longsword for a while
>Yang's face when
>Your new weapon is shot gun gauntlets attached to the gloves of your armor with Gambol Shroud pistol grappling hooks to pull enemies toward you
>Yang and Blake are in tears as they help you make the weapon
>They act like they just gave birth to a child
>Don't actually get to kill anything with your new weapons because every mission you go on with them they don't let anything get near you
>You and Jaune just sit in the back and play cards
>Out in the field
>Get separated from the group for a few days
>Don't really have any issues, you just kill some Grimm and head towards the town everyone agreed to meet up at
>Sitting at a bar in town getting a drink while you wait for everyone else
>Getting dark
>Walk outside
>A yang plows into at 100 miles an hour
>Knocks you out
>You wake up the next day with a yang and a blake holding on to you at home
>Every time you try and move out of their grasp they literally growl at you
>Such is life as Bumblebee anon
>It's Valentines day
>You, Yang, and Blake decide to go out to a fancy restaurant
>They keep alternating between giggling and looking like they are about to cry
>They keep this up for about 2 hours
>As you get served desert out of the corner of your eye you notice Ruby and Weiss giving a thumbs up to Yang and Blake
>Oh no
>One small thump later both Yang and Blake are kneeling on the ground proposing to you
>Awkward silence falls over the restaurant as people try to comprehend two woman proposing to one man to marry both of them
>You say yes of course, you might as well be married to them now anyway
>They both tackle you, breaking your aura and knocking you out again
>You come to at home on the bed all of you shared
>Yang and Blake walk out of the bathroom
>It's strap on night again
>Goddammit