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| 1 | Based on a true story. | |
| 2 | By SAPPHIROS. | |
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| 4 | ≈≈≈≈ | |
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| 7 | SINAPI: | |
| 8 | I hate this intercourseing laptop. | |
| 9 | Because no battery. | |
| 10 | And an ill-fitting charging plug. | |
| 11 | ||
| 12 | [Enter the Problem Fixer Man] | |
| 13 | ||
| 14 | PROBLEM FIXER MAN: | |
| 15 | Imma fix this. | |
| 16 | ||
| 17 | [Repeatedly smashes laptop with sledgehammer] | |
| 18 | ||
| 19 | PROBLEM FIXER MAN: | |
| 20 | There! Done. No need to thank me, ma'am. | |
| 21 | ||
| 22 | SINAPI: | |
| 23 | Oh, thank you, Problem Fixer Man! | |
| 24 | ||
| 25 | [Bursts into tears and turns into a carrot] | |
| 26 | ||
| 27 | PROBLEM FIXER MAN: | |
| 28 | All in a day's work. | |
| 29 | ||
| 30 | [EXUENT ALL] | |
| 31 | [Curtain fall] | |
| 32 | [Clap clap clap. ;—;] | |
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| 35 | ≈≈≈≈ | |
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| 38 | "Yes, that could be a way for it to end, even if it's weird that Sinapi turns into a carrot. He should turn in another malfunctioning laptop, thus becoming his own enemy. ... But it's a good "theatrical work" so... *applauds*" -Babs64 | |
| 39 | - | "I laughed, Sapphiros. XD" -Frostblade |
| 39 | + | "I laughed, Sapphiros. XD" -Frostblade |
| 40 | "... That was amazing. I truly wept throughout and I think this could surpass many older theatrical plays. 1/5 needs badges" -Magi |
