Based on a true story.
By SAPPHIROS.

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SINAPI:
I hate this intercourseing laptop.
Because no battery.
And an ill-fitting charging plug.

[Enter the Problem Fixer Man]

PROBLEM FIXER MAN:
Imma fix this.

[Repeatedly smashes laptop with sledgehammer]

PROBLEM FIXER MAN:
There! Done. No need to thank me, ma'am.

SINAPI:
Oh, thank you, Problem Fixer Man!

[Bursts into tears and turns into a carrot]

PROBLEM FIXER MAN:
All in a day's work.

[EXUENT ALL]
[Curtain fall]
[Clap clap clap. ;—;]


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"Yes, that could be a way for it to end, even if it's weird that Sinapi turns into a carrot. He should turn in another malfunctioning laptop, thus becoming his own enemy. ... But it's a good "theatrical work" so... *applauds*" -Babs64
"I laughed, Sapphiros. XD" -Frostblade
"... That was amazing. I truly wept throughout and I think this could surpass many older theatrical plays. 1/5 needs badges" -Magi