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 Umineko thoughts
 
 So Kinzo is like, I won't die without your medication, but if I lose the alcohol, I'll die. augh yea, party hard and go big
 
 So far, Kinzo = old guy of the estate
 Genji - butler
 Nanjo - doctor
 
 hey a chess board. this will be fun. I fucking love chess
 
 this chess picture:
 
 "The black rook and bishop were cutting deeply into the enemy lines"
 
 THERE'S NO FUCKING ROOK IN THE PICTURE IT'S A KNIGHT AND A BISHOP
 
 damn, kinzo is pretty manly
 
 terms of the contract I made with the witch. interesting. I wonder what that was.
 
 demons of the contract
 
 There's the name again. Beatrice. Beatrice. This guy just wants to see Beatrice's smile.
 
 wow, I almost had a few tears up. he sounds like...
 
 yeah, I don't know he just sounded so depressed and without a will to live...
 
 October 4 1986
 
 They're on a fucking helicopter
 
 OH GOD THIS FUCING ARTWORK IS JUST WHAT THE FUCK. ahahahahahahah
 
 Geroge and Battler look so fucking derp
 
 six years since then
 
 
 Battler is still a minor? alcohol reference
 
 Hideyoshi is a pretty cool dude
 
 Is that like a tatoo or something on Eva's arm...?
 
 namunamunamu. ww the translation notes sure are helpful
 
 "Oh, you don't need to worry about that at all. Since we've been together, I haven't let him do that on his own."
 
 do ho ho
 
 Rudolph = Battler's father? And this second wife
 
 Ushiromiya Kyrie. Second wife, after
 
 >up up down down left right left right
 
 sup cheat code
 
 >go find yourself some members-only store
 
 oh man bad references everywhere already
 
 "Hideyoshi nii-san, I'd like to thank you very much for picking her up. If you hadn't been so generous, she'd still be unsold in the store."
 
 Aw man this family is so hilariously sarcastic.
 
 Eva is a martial artists. Fun.
 
 "Women your age shouldn't spread their legs like that!"
 
 hahaha oh wow
 
 George is a pretty cool guy, analyzes situations and doesn't afraid of anything
 
 Rosa's theme is pretty elegant. Also jesus christ Maria is so fucking derp. what is with all this "Uu-!" bullshit
 also what the fuck is she wearin on her head, is that like a little crown. for fucks sake
 
 If I see Uu! one more time...And she's nine? why so fucking derp. even her face is more retarded than the rest of them. immediate immediate dislike
 
 "she probably uses that uu-- sound to fill in the blanks when she can't understand a complicated explanation.
 
 how the fuck is brother's son complicated....
 
 SHE'S FUCKING NINE YEARS OLD. "like george onii-chan? battler? cousin? uu--"
 
 is she mentally retarded for reals?
 
 Yeah, Kyrie is pretty cool
 
 "Legend of the golden witch"
 
 I do say though, the music is pretty good. I am a fan of all these glorious string themes.
 
 Okay Jessica is p cool. So, I guess Jessica probably uses boku or something, based on the translation notes saying that she speaks like a guy or something.
 
 "What're those, boobs? Even you managed to get a chest!"
 
 pffffttt hahaha Battler
 
 Yep, Jessica is definitely really entertaining.
 
 
 hahahahahah I can't. Jessica and Battler's interactions are just too much.
 
 [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cWgAD.png[/IMG]
 
 pffftttt ahahahahahaa
 
 so red lines are Ushiromiya family, and blue lines are the servants. I expect Genjo to be there then.
 
 Jessica has dat fang.
 
 The Torii thing is gone? Hmm, foreshadowing?
 
 woah. eerie music.
 
 misfortune. misfortune is coming.
 
 this is pretty creepy music. that is some good atmosphere building.
 
 asdfsajkdf;l maria looks so fucking derp. I know this artwork is terrible, but jesus christ
 
 10:30 now? Is that a clock of the time?
 
 Gohda
 
 no cries of the seagulls
 
 do ho ho title. and more glorious sounds of music
 
 Oh this is glorious piano and string music. I. Must. Get. OST
 
 Oh man. Another pun. Roses. "When a rose gives you too much trouble, it's always best to snip it at the root."
 "Guys who're popular with the ladies are always forced to live dangerously." Oh don't you know it Hideyoshi~
 
 Only one rose withering. Hm.
 Kanon doesn't seem very sociable
 
 Isn't it sad Kanon? ;_; too weak to lift bags of fertilizers
 
 "I've gotten slapped with a wooden sword. On my ass, my ass! On my maidenly, innocent ass!" Oh Jessica, pffttt
 
 I feel kind of bad for Natsuhi. Eva kind of is a bitch to her (and everyone else)
 
 Oh hello Shannon.
 
 God damn Natsuhi is kind of an uppity bitch. Poor Shannon
 
 Oh I see. Gohda's a dick too.
 
 Genji is the head servant. Okay.
 
 It's now noon.
 
 
 the fuck. this music. is creepy as fuck. like it's calm and mild, but at the same time it's almost dark and eerie....
 
 It's the music that plays right when they see the big portrait of Beatrice.
 
 A terrible witch in the forest, so you must not go in. The witch of Rokkenjima
 
 Who is Beatrice. I'm really curious. This is almost sad to watch.
 
 Krauss doesn't look ANYTHING like I imagined him to look like.
 
 1:30 PM now
 
 Krauss kind of makes me think of Donald Trump. I have no idea why
 
 Kinzo, aka Goldsmith. Hahaha
 
 Ah, Kumasawa just saved Shannon's skin.
 
 oh shit. this tone shift. this music. the way people are acting. jesus fuck it just went from slice of life to everyone being super mad
 
 Nanjo left because too much heat in the kitchen. Er, parlor.
 
 >Delsney Land
 lol
 
 Natsuhi needs to calm the fuck down. She's just like yelling all the time.
 
 Hideyoshi is tellin Krauss so hard right now. Get dunked Krauss.
 
 One-winged Eagle
 
 Holy shit. Natsuhi. SIT DOWN. Eva just blew up too.
 
 Hrmm. I guess I feel a little bit bad for NAtsuhi now.
 
 "My most beloved witch Beatrice."
 
 "Legend of the Gold"
 
 Maria insists witches exist.
 
 Maria wants to grow up to be a witch
 
 God damn it these adults. All of the Ushiromiya family are so twisted as fuck.
 
 "Without exception.
 
 Every one of them, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE, WANTED A LOT OF MONEY RIGHT NOW...!"
 
 Hm, so [spoiler=Kanon]is Kinzo's spy then? Or something[/spoiler]
 
 So the little puzzle/epitaph was written as perhaps a challenge to the siblings and the rest of the world? For his treasure? Or something?
 
 That puzzle is really fucking creepy
 
 It's 3pm now
 The roses will be done in by the storm. Symbolism?
 
 What the fuck, Maria is having a temper tantrum over a dead rose...
 
 Wow, Rosa just lost her shit and slapped Maria.
 
 It's raining now. Maria lost her shit over that rose. I wonder what happened to it. Did it get blown away, or maybe was it revived by the witch?
 
 "There are many fitting sacrifices for you. Four of my children. Three of their companions. Four of my grandchildren. Me and my guests and my servants!"
 
 He just threw away a golden ring. Symbolic
 
 6 pm now
 
 Oh shit. I knew it. [spoiler=Maria]stayed out in the rain. Ooops.[/spoiler]
 bracing for some drama.
 
 "even if spears fell from the skies" is this a common Japanese phrase or something?
 
 Beatrice brought her an umbrealla.
 
 Are you a wizard? er... witch?
 
 Whoe the fuck lent her an umbrella..
 
 awww fuck. this music. this rain. this thunder. this wind. DARRRRKNEESSSSSS
 
 where the fuck did this letter come from? and this seal?
 
 "Welcome to the Rokkenjima, members of the Ushiromiya family. I am Beatrice, the alchemist for this family employed by Kinzo-sama himself. I have served him for many years in accordance with our contract, but on this day, Kinzo-sama has announced the final suspension of that contract. Therefore, I ask that you acknowledge my resignation from the position of family alchemist from this day forth. And now, there is one part of the contract that must be explained to all present. I, Beatrice, lent Kinzo-sama a vast quantity of gold under certain terms. One of these terms specifies that all the gold is to be returned to me upon the termination of the contract. Furthermore, I am to receive everything of the Ushiromiya family as interest. After hearing this, you may feel as though Kinzo-sama has been savagely ruthless. However, Kinzo-sama did append a special clause to the contract so that you would have a chance to preserve your wealth and honor. If and only if that special clause is fulfilled, I will lose my rights to the gold and the interest for all eternity. Special clause. Beatrice retains the right to collect the gold and accumulated interest upon the termination of the contract. However, if someone is able to discover the hidden gold of this contract, Beatrice must abandon these rights for all time. The collection of the interest will proceed shortly, but if any one of you fulfills the terms of this special clause, I shall return everything, including the portion that has already been collected. Furthermore, as the first step in this collection of Kinzo-sama's debt, I have taken possession of the Ushiromiya family Head's Ring, which signifies the passage of the Ushiromiya family headship from one individual to another. I ask that you confirm this for yourselves by examining the imprint on the wax seal. Kinzo-sama has already publicly displayed the location of the hidden gold within the epitaph under my portrait. The rules apply equally to all who can read the epitaph. If you discover the gold, I shall return everything to you. Tonight, I ask that you enjoy your battle of wits with Kinzo-sama to the fullest. I sincerely pray that this night will be both intelletual and elegant.
 
 -Beatrice the Golden  "
 
 Oho ho ho ho ho ho~~~~~~~ and now things become interesting.
 
 AWwwww shit, things are about to go down.
 
 10 pm
 
 18 people on the island.
 
 fuck this music and wind and rain. I had to look outside to make sure it wasn't raining outside.
 
 time to flip the board around.
 
 Someone is pretending to be Beatrice? What sort of wizardly logic.
 
 "Tonight, I will probably be killed."
 
 !!!!!!! the bar of gold!!! the one-winged eagle!!!!
 
 holy shit krauss
 
 not sure if he's being nice, or being a dick.
 
 How touching. Natsuhi and Jessica.
 
 Ohhh, I see.
 
 Krauss suspects the loyal servants to Kinzo of tampering with things, so he wants them to stay in the guest house
 
 Oh ho ho~ Shannon and George.
 
 Wait. [spoiler=]Those two are. Are those two the ....
 
 >the surviving shall tear apart the two who are close
 [/spoiler]
 
 Hmmmm......
 
 Fukuin House, orphans. Shannon. Kanon. 音
 
 Manon. Renon.
 
 Oh, so her real name is Sayo.
 
 OH HO HO A RING.
 
 11 pm
 
 Something flickering across the hall. oh god this music oh god this music oh god this music
 
 sparkling butterflies.
 
 6 am now
 
 
 The Second Day. Oct 5
 
 awwwwww fuck fuckfuckfuckfuck that scorpion charm. that fucking scorpion charm.
 
 blood covered doorknob
 
 [spoiler=]no krauss. no gohda. no rudolf and kyrie, no rosa,
 
 Genji just handed Natsuhi the [spoiler=]gold key to Kinzo's study[/spoiler]
 
 oh god this happy piano music what the fuck such a giant clash of emotions. this is like clannad episode 16 ending and then suddenly the ED music.
 
 Hmmm.. I have a suspicion
 
 [spoiler=]Is kinzo dead?[/spoiler]
 
 Nope, doesn't look like it.
 
 Oh. Looks like Kinzo and Natsuhi are on better terms than I thought. Aww shit, Natsuhi just powered up.
 
 Looks like another person can't be found either
 
 
 aw fuck it's a dark magic circleeeee
 
 and there was that one on the door as well
 
 "The people who were supposed to catch me were right here
 
 
 
 FACES FACES FACES FACES FACES
 
 
 asdfljaks;dfksajdf
 
 what the fuck
 
 face face face what the fuckasjld;kfajsdl;fas
 
 fuckfuck
 fuck
 
 
 fuckfucfkcufck
 
 what the fcuk
 whatajlsk;asdf;asd
 
 FUCK. NO FACES. FUCK. I CAN'. CAN'T EVEN. FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
 
 ;_; Poor George... I'm sorry bro
 
 THE RING. ON THE LEFT HAND. FUCK
 
 FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I DON'T FUCKING CARE
 
 Waitaminute.
 
 >At the first twilight, you shall lift up as sacrifice the six chosen by the key.
 
 [spoiler=]Rudolph, Kyrie, Krauss, Rosa, Gohda, Shannon[/spoiler]
 
 I knew it about that pair. It had to happen.
 
 Chosen by the key. So it's that key. So now, what happens with the second one.
 
 What other two are close? [spoiler=] Kinzo and Nanjo? Does that mean it's Nanjo's (or Kinzo's) turn next?
 
 I mean, Hideyoshi and Eva are the only two left that's still a pair.
 
 Side theory, Krauss and Shannon were the only two that had their faces on the side smashed.
 
 [/spoiler]
 
 This is the beginning of everything
 He has the right to lament his ill fortune
 Demon's Roulette
 
 fourth twilight, gouge the head
 fifth twilight, gouge the chest
 sixth twilight, gouge the belly
 seventh twilight, gouge the knee
 eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill
 
 so far so good, though is it only supposed to be ten days? Hmm..
 
 Golden Land. Village of Gold.
 
 the mouths were wide open.
 
 9:30 am, Day 2
 
 Dining room.
 
 Something after midnight.
 
 Blood.
 
 No communications. Of course. Of course. Always broken communication lines.
 
 "It's just the **** chosen by the ****"
 
 six. key
 
 yeah. that's it.
 
 demon's roulette is the key
 
 The room. The study is empty
 
 Poor George...
 
 Keys.
 
 [spoiler=]
 One of the 18
 Keys from the servants quarters
 The only servants left right now are Kanon, Kumasawa, and Genji[/spoiler]
 
 But if it was XXX involved as Eva says, then why would [spoile=]Shannon and Gohda get killed as well?[/spoiler]
 
 Is this what it means to deny the existence of witches?
 
 !!!!!!
 
 "Think about what the word servant literally means. It means someone who serves as someone else's arms and legs.
 
 Which means that it's simply a frame. The key and a locked room is simply a farce. It's merely a red herring. Everything to lose, and nothing to gain.
 
 Eva is next in line.
 
 So the red herrings are servants and Eva.
 
 fourth twilight, gouge the head
 fifth twilight, gouge the chest
 sixth twilight, gouge the belly
 seventh twilight, gouge the knee
 eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill
 
 Servants. Arms/legs/etc
 
 head, chest, belly, knee, leg
 
 genji, shannon, kannon, gohda, kumasawa
 
 is it representative in that order? do they correspond?
 
 but that doesn't make sense when you consider how [spoiler=]gohda and shannon are already dead[/spoiler]
 
 Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihih
 
 that fucking laugh man. that fucking laugh
 
 Seventh magic circle of the sun
 
 Chasan, Arel Phorlakh, Taliahad. angels of wind fire earth and water
 
 Greath kings. Ariel, Seraph, Tharshis, Cherub.
 
 Psalms of the old testament, 16th and 17th verses of the 116th Psalm
 
 "He who wears it as a talisman drawn in gold shall be able to break free from the bonds of any prison, and receive the power to gain freedom."
 
 "The Lord has freed me from my chains. I will offer to you the sacrifice of thanksgiving, an will call on the name of the Lord."
 
 Time to turn around the chessboard.
 
 1pm
 
 No human form.
 
 oh. golden butterflies.
 
 shannon was investigating the butterflies?
 
 1000 year old witch
 
 Maria is surprisingly eloquent now. No more uu-uu bullshit
 
 battler denying witches
 [spoiler=theorycraft]
 also
 I wonder
 if there's significance
 to part of the face
 being off
 as opposed to the entire face
 and same with the five parts
 of the body
 like
 the head chest
 belly
 knee and leg
 I think
 those are the servants
 but that doesn't work
 since the servants
 two of them
 are already dead
 it's over 10 days[/spoiler]
 
 Oh ho!
 
 So, basically, the interest is everything. Literally. Everything.
 
 Holy shit. Plot tweeeeeeests.
 
 So, initially Eva is supposed apparently guilty and then
 the guilt shifts over to the possibility of the Natsuhi, because she's the last person to see
 
 [quote]
 [23:27]	<Sageru>	e17 is pretty good
 [23:27]	<Sageru>	like
 [23:27]	<Sageru>	the chicken sandwiches
 [23:28]	<Sageru>	which were actually fried tuna btw
 [23:28]	<ArchibaldBumstead>	what
 [23:28]	<Sageru>	yeah
 [23:28]	<Sageru>	it's like
 [23:28]	<ArchibaldBumstead>	I've never had fried tuna
 [23:30]	<ArchibaldBumstead>	dammit I was so tired last night I didn't save my game
 [23:30]	<Sageru>	ctrl
 [23:30]	<Sageru>	ctrl
 [23:30]	<Sageru>	ctrlo
 [23:30]	<Sageru>	-o
 [23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	what
 [23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	you didn't like chicken sandwitches?
 [23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	wiches
 [23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	fuck
 [23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	witches on the brain
 [23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	lol
 [23:36]	<ArchibaldBumstead>	chicken witches yo[/quote]
 
 witches on the brain man
 
 Ah, yes, Jessica has asthma
 
 It will be resolved, when the seagulls cry.
 DO HO HO
 
 Okay, so this pair.[spoiler=] Hideyoshi and Eva are leaving and locking themselves into a room.[/spoiler]
 
 >At the second twilight, those who remain should tear apart the two who are close.
 
 Okay, so at least one of these guys are going to die then
 
 72 demons. 33rd ranked, Gaap, gives the power to instantly carry the desired person to any location.
 
 The number of people are less than 19, but more than 18.
 
 wizardry. Er, witchcraft.
 
 7 pm now.
 
 Genjo and Nanjo are playing chess.
 
 "For Hideyoshi, who had no close relatives, it was a chance for him to feel once more the long forgotten thing called family."
 
 Isn't it sad, Hideyoshi? ;_;
 
 "part of her had been relieved that her cute George wouldn't be stolen by some servant girl."
 
 ruuuude Eva.
 
 "I'm the one who should be thankin' you. Until today, there hasn't been a single day that I've regretted being with you!"
 
 ;_______; Hideyoshiiiiiiiii.
 
 It has to be It has to it just HAS to be.
 
 Second twilight. Fuck you. I know what's coming and I don't want it to come.
 
 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ANOTHER ENVELOPE. FUCK YOU BEATRICE.
 
 A chain.
 
 No more than five minutes. Oh come the fuck on. Fuck. Fuck this shit. Seriously fuck this shit. He was gone for five minutes at most. And now it's a magical door of something.
 
 asdfasjkhdf;sdakj;lksadjfa;sdkfjhlaskjdfasjfkd'lgaksdhjg;aksdgsad;gasdfdagshjklfsdl;gasf'adsad
 gasdjg
 sadgkjsadlkasdf
 
 fuck
 fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck this music fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckf
 
 No more than one hour has passed.
 
 [spoiler=]Eva and Hideyoshi. Of course. Of course. Too fucking obvious. Stabbed in the head.[/spoiler]
 
 Turn this fucking chessboard over. Flip it upside down. Right side up fuck flip this shit over. Witches. Fucking Witches. Fuck. Witches
 
 The door is the point of interest
 
 Case 1: Unsecured Keys
 Case 2: Unsecured Persons
 Case 3: Closed Room
 
 For he has broken gates of brass and cuts through bars of Iron"
 
 It can open doors, regardless of locking method. It also finds unopened doors and opens them.
 
 Powers of discernment, inspiration, and intuition
 
 And now there's this stench. What else could there be.
 
 Oh fuck FUCK fuckfuck golden butterflies. fuck this shit. fuck this shit. fuck this shit fuck this shit
 
 Holy shit. holy shit holy shit holy shit.
 
 Kanon. You are a fucking MAN. HOLY SHIT. What was that fucking sound. What the fuck.
 
 Oh Kanon.....
 
 fuck the butterflies. fuck witches. fuck everything. I hate this fucking game.
 
 head, chest, belly, knee, leg
 
 in that order.
 
 so far so good. though that's supposed to be 4th-8th twilight...
 
 Oh. Looks like that's what that stench was. [spoiler=]Kinzo is in the furnace. Those toes. And a pick in his head. And no ring. Yep[/spoiler]
 
 That's nine so far. It's been halved. Er, ten. So less than half
 8 pm
 
 That's the problem with the chessboard tactic. There is always noise. 1+1=2, but there may be an "x" in there that is not noticed, making it 1+1+x= ?
 
 The fifth magic circle of Mars on the door.
 
 aw fuck, confirmation of that stupid charm.
 
  Wait.
 
 what.
 
 [spoiler=]Beatrice died before the mansion was completed[/spoiler]
 
 Oh Kinzo, you poor soul...
 
 Oh, is this the praise my honorable name on high part?
 
 And now it seems that they have all discovered the epitaph again.
 
 OH. SO THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BY THE DAY. HOLY SHIT. REALIZATION.
 
 stomach, knee, leg,
 
 whatalskdfj;sakdfalks;f
 
 asdlfj;asdfkjas;fkjasldf
 
 what the fuck what the asdjkf;
 
 what the fuck whwajsldf;asfdj
 
 what the fuck where did this other envelope come from what askjldf;askldfjas
 
 asdklfjas;dfkjsaklsa;f
 
 fuck what is this bad engrish aaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
 fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
 
 The letter. Has a triforce design on it?
 
 11:30 pm
 
 belly knee and leg remain. And it sure as hell can't be [spoiler=]Maria[/spoiler]
 
 So all that is left is everyone else.
 
 Third magic circle of Mars.
 
 discord. Agitate internal divisions and cause the enemy to bring about their own downfall.
 
 fuck that. just as planned beatrice, just as planned.
 
 phone call. what the fuck. how is that possible
 
 oh it's within the mansion.
 
 and chances are.. i'm quite certain that faint singing...
 
 yeah
 
 
 ahh fuck my roommate just walked across my field of vision and I almost jumped a bit. fuck this atmosphere
 
 Same kinds of wounds. head just completely gone.
 
 fuck. just
 
 that fucking charm. fuck this shit, fuck this shit. a wizard did it. a witch i don't fucking know fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
 
 fuck this music fuck this plot fuck everything
 
 The children never....
 
 the jaw............
 
 George - Shannon
 Jessica - Kannon
 Maria - mother's love
 Battler - ???
 
 GG, Witches win
 
 Now there's a Tea Party option? Do I read this now?? Or start Episode 2?
 
 Tea Party time. Hmm, it this like the Teach Me Ciel-sensei?
 WITCH(ES)
 Purgatorio
 
 oh this is so disorienting, watching people discuss their deaths.
 
 Miracles are based on belief and magic is based on belief. Battler is the anti-witch
 
 "I'd love to try making a man like you kiss my toes."
 
 Calling procyon
 
 "The seven stakes."
 
 Beelzebub and Asmodeus.
 
 I don't even have anymore room to be shocked anymore. Everyone just burst like tomatoes being stepped on. The magic is disolving. Fuck this magic bullshit. I don't believe. I don't believe. Fuck the seven stakes.
 
 And after reading Tea Party there's another ??? Tea Party?
 
 Beatrice is the world's biggest troll.
 
 Bernkastel
 
 Golden Witch Beatrice
 Witch of the Fragments Bernkastel
 
 Witch's Tea Party is seemingly one big trollfest? Plus, it seems interactive. You can revive and kill witches.
 
 Okay so you can execute and revive people in episode one, as well as in the witch's tea party
 
 oh god I am so confused.
 
 is the key to solving this simply executing the right people and/or witches or something?
 
 Turn of the Golden Witch
 
 awwwwww Shannon and George are so adorable.
 
 Wait, so what is the next episode supposed to represent? An alternate universe or re-telling or something?
 
 "The witch whispers. She tempts me to take a bite out of true wisdom"
 
 "I kept my promise. Now it's your turn to keep your promise, Beatrice-sama"
 
 Now the question is, who seems to be the narrator in Chapter 2?
 I think it seems to be Shannon.
 
 Looks like Kinzo came down to discuss something.
 
 Pffftttt hahahaha Jessica is shipping the hell out of George and Shannon. OTP.
 
 "Did you really think you could snatch George away, you uneducated, incompetent, unqualified, uncultured servaaaaant?"
 
 holy shit Eva, rude as fuck
 
 holy fuck holy fuck that laugh oh my fucking god that fucking cackle fucking beatrice the wind and rain fuck fuckfuck that made me fucking jump
 
 oh fuck it's this music. beatrice shenanigans.
 
   [img]http://i.imgur.com/pWuFt.png[/img]
 
 SUCH A TROLL
 
 break a mirror, obtain Beatrice's favor.
 
 Wait, was this why the toori broke down? that mirror. so that mirror was really what also released beatrice's power?
 
 Meanwhile, Jessica is shipping them very hard.
 
 aw relationship drama. Jessica hnnnggggh
 
 a butterfly brooch given to Shannon from Beatrice
 
 lol, Beatrice pitied him?
 
 "sewn onto the island." Hmmm, more details about the contract.
 
 food analogy and magic. teach me beatrice-sensei~
 
 Kanon is denying Beatrice really hardcore
 
 "It only looks like that because you have no ***"
 love? heart? something like that. the one true element.
 
 Oh... so that's what...
 
 Poor Kinzo.. ;_; Can't [spoiler=]see Beatrice even though she's right next to him.[/spoiler]
 
 cultural festival
 
 "yes, then how about making a fake boyfriend!"
 
 oh shannon LOL setting up jessica and kanon. jessica blushing is moe max
 
 >tsundora
 
 ppppppffffttthahahaa
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/hWmRy.png[/img]
 
 ja;lksdfj;alsdkfjsal;df slkdfals;dhgausgha
 sagdlaokjsd;iads;ias
 
 HWAHSDFHAKFJDAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHA
 
 HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
 
 I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING
 
 [spoiler=quite possibly the last thing I would have expected][img]http://i.imgur.com/cfAmZ.png[/img][/spoiler]
 
 holy shit I'm still dying with laughter and surprise here.
 
 PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
 
 aww Jessica.. feels bad man. Natsuhi came to watch her opening speech...
 
 "Did I not lend them that power without asking for compensation? I'll lend a hand in love. So that as compensation, I can enjoy watching the cruel fate that the two of them will eventually meet."
 
 Fucking 10/10 trolling Beatrice
 
 Jessica ;_;
 
 So, is this Chapter 2 like a prequel to Chapter 1?
 
 The first day: Oct 4th
 
 Poor Rosa, poor Maria...
 Oh, so that's why Rosa was late, because she was dealing with things with Maria.
 
 Oh, so this chapter two is simply like a little bit more information at a time.
 
 Maria wants to dress up as Beatrice..
 
 Azukishima. Akujikishima. Evil Appetite Island.
 
 evil spirits settled down... and continued to eat the souls of people since ancient times
 
 The shrine was destroyed in the summer
 
 [spoiler=]thanks to Shannon destroying the mirror in the shrine.[/spoiler]
 
 Oh, so here are the details of Rudolf's business problems.
 
 oh, so the roulette has already started on the first day?
 
 What the hell is this supposed to be?
 also I need to find what this OST is called
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/51eWb.png[/img]
 
 [spoiler=]Is this basically like Beatrice making Battler watch this over and over again?[/spoiler]
 
 10:30 am?
 
 feels bad man.. Rosa and Maria.... feels bad man.....
 
 fuck off beatrice. seriously, fuck off
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/4ZpZC.png[/img]
 
 Kinzo's roulette. And Beatrice in the garden. God I just feel like I'm getting constantly fucking trolled here.
 
 looks like Beatrice has a golden cane this time around, as opposed to the pipe?
 
 hjawefkl;jasd THE PORTRAIT CHANGED. WHAT THE FUCK.
 
 BEATRICE 10/10 TROLLING
 
 it appears that Natsuhi didn't see her.
 Ouch, looks like Beato was burned.
 
 1pm now.
 
 "I adorn people's fates with fruit and brandy and cook them like cakes. I find humans dancing through oppressive fates inside an oven to be so very entertaining...!"
 
 fucking punching the screen if this shit keeps up
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/jn2me.png[/img]
 
 Oh okay, so this time around, Beatrice simply shows up.
 
 "It has barely begun, the Turn of the Witch"
 
 Meanwhile everyone is going nuts trying to figure out whether this beatrice is beatrice
 
 Nothing on this island is truthful because it is cut off from the rest of the world.
 
 aaaah fuck it's those magic circles in Maria's notebooks.
 
 Kihihihihihih. That fucking laugh. Fucking stop it Maria. Stop it.
 
 So there are two letters this time around.
 
 6 pm. Hmm, is it dinner time yet?
 
 Shannon and George OTP <3
 
 Awww shit, Shannon just leveled up. Check that shit out, denying Beatrice's powers,
 
 "fate is just a Fragment" Fragment. ?
 
 Shannon defying Beatrice completely, even though she was almost always ensnared. Yes, this pleases me.
 
 10 pm now. Parents discussing the appearance of Beato, kids are kicked out to the guesthouse.
 
 that fucking Kihihihihi. fucking maria.
 
 Chess analogies, I am tired of them.
 "You cannot win in chess against a witch."
 
 GLORIOUS
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/9UWvI.png[/img]
 
 Aw, poor Kanon... ;_;
 
 Everyon acknowledges the witch
 
 6 am? The second day. Let the games begin indeed.
 
 "I will not shame myself like last time. Entertain me, Beatrice."
 
 Oh ho, does he know?
 
 "Chapel"
 
 So there's  a chapel. Fuck. It's that magic circle. Fuck.
 
 It's this shit all over again. Fuck fuck fuck I am not ready for this.
 
 HAPPY HALLOWEEN FOR MARIA. FUCK. FUCK FUCKFUCK. FUCK THIS WIZARDRY/WITCHCRAFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
 all the siblings. oh fuck. I know what's here.
 
 the servants are present.
 
 aah fuck why is it a key every time. it's a fucking key. every time it's someone locked up and it's a key
 
 asdjf;laskjl
 
 
 FUCK FUCK THAT FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF CU THAT SOUND. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME FUCK THAT SOUND ASDFLKJASDFK;LJASDF FUCK THAT SOUND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME AND THSI FUCKING MUSIC ASKJDFL;ASKDLFJASD;KLFJASD;FAGHAS;FJGHAS;HFGJASHFDKASDLFGASHFGJKLAHGF;OSUGFASD;UFOGASGAUSFGHA;SFOG
 
 The six. the six the six assdklfjaslk;dfghasfg;jashgousdf;agh
 
 [spoiler=]Krauss, Natsuhi, Eva, Hideyoshi, Rudolf, Kyrie[/spoiler]
 
 VERTICALLY.
 
 VERTICALLY. VERTICALLY VERTICALLY VERTICALLY VERTICALLY VERTICALLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
 CANDIES AND COOKIES SODA AND CHOCOLATE IT'S A HALLOWEEN BANQUET YES IT'S A HALLOWEEN BANWWUASJDF;ASDHFUAOGIGAIJAHSDFALJSD FUCK THIS GAME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BEATRICE FUCK THIS DEMON ROULETTE.
 
 IT'S LIKE FUCKING PINATAS OF BLOOD AND CANDY AND SWEETS AND HALLOWEEN ASDFJA;SLDFHASDLKFHS
 
 This expression on my face is just. D:
 
 just
 
 D:
 
 disgust and interest and can't turn away uuuuuuugggghh
 
 [spoiler=fucking disgusting][img]http://i.imgur.com/rDEr6.png[/img][/spoiler]
 
 ah fuck you
 
 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck you beatrice fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you beatrice you fucking troll witch.
 
 phone lines cut down every time. fuck that.
 
 and this time the faces the faces the faces the faces.....
 
 [spoiler=]faces intact BUT IT'S OKAY THEY CUT OPEN THE STOMACHS AND STUFFED IT FULL OF CANDY INSTEAD ASDJF;ALSDFJAS;DLKJ[/SPOILER]
 
 "to those who remain"
 
 IT'S THAT FUCKING GOLD INGOT. the same one... perhaps.. that [spoiler=]Krauss had shown Natsuhi back in Chapter 1[/spoiler]
 
 6:45 am
 
 Jessica is raging so hard right now
 
 [spoiler=11/10 trolling, Jessica successfully trolled]
 Do you think I'd be that senile, to wait comfortably in this place for you to barge in here? You're too wild to be suitable for this intellectual night.
 
 What kind of faces did your parents, who raised you to be so stupid, make? Yeah, I saw them, they had a truly stupid look just like you.
 
 Now, their bellies are full in the land of sweets![/spoiler]
 
 my heart hurts watching Jessica and Kanon interact.
 
 There are three ways to hurt a woman.
 
 One is to hurt them with a knife. Another is to hurt them in their heart. And the last one is the most difficult, and most effective.
 
 It is to betray their hopes
 
 what the fuck is going on now
 
 [spoiler=is this what they mean by furniture??][img]http://i.imgur.com/s0NZI.png[/img]
 
 So, new theory. All the servants are literally not quite human, perhaps, since they're orphans, they have special powers akin to magic?
 
 But now the query is. Why didn't it happen the first time? He tried using an axe or something the first time[/spoiler]
 
 
 go away beatrice. serious just fuck off why won't you go away for fucks sake
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/nfXsV.png[/img]
 
 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuu beatriceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
 fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you
 
 fffffffffffffffffffffffff
 
 asd;jfalskas;dklaghsdflfghsjasdlf;jsad;lkfjsa;ldkfjaslkfjsalkdfjsla;kdjsal;kdfjlsa;kdjl;ksadjfl;ksadjflk;sajdfl;skdjf tears oh my god the tears i don't even fuck this tasfasdfasldfkj;asldkjas;lkdfjaslkdfjaslk;dfjasld;kfjasdfasd
 
 this asdflkj;asdflkasjdf;lkasjdflksadjl;ksdjla;skjdfa;lks
 
 lasj;dfklasdfa;lskfjflk;jsdfakfddsf
 
 aaaaaaaaaaaa god damn it this fucking music fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
 [spoiler=FUCKING 1000/10 BEATRSDFASDFASFJ]
 
 In his last moments, Kanon wanted to tell her his real name. But.l.. Jessica had already fallen into a sleep from which she would never wake.....
 
 So, Kanon's real name, which he had protected until today...... in the end, he couldn't.... tell it to Jessica...
 
 "I...... became.... hu.. man....."
 
 Those were the last words Kanon left behind.[/spoiler]
 
 aasasdfl;jasdflkasdfh fuck fuckfuckfuckfuck fucking hell
 
 ARE YOU FUCKING KDIDING ME DID SHE REALL DO THAT DID SHE REALLY FUCKING DO THAT I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE TIME ASDLFKJASDFL;JASHDFJ
 
 SHE MADE [SPOILER=]KANON'S BODHY DISAPPEAR FUCKFUCKFUCK YOU[/SPOILER]
 
 Oh it's the history of Kinzo and how he met Beatrice.
 
 fucking closed rooms how do they work. not another of these closed room problems.
 
 fuck this shit. last time the key was returned back to the same place, but this it was in an envelope, so literally the room was locked and there was no way to open it until then.......
 
 wizardry.
 
 just. devil's proof all over the place. closed rooms closed rooms closed rooms closed rooms
 
 Christie reference do ho ho ho
 
 perpetual moves.
 a new rule? more information more information more information
 
 [color="red"]"Regardless of whether they were living or dead, the six people definitely entered through the door"[/color]
 [color="red"]"Only one key to the chapel exists.[/color]
 [color="red"]"It is impossible to unlock the lock to the chapel without the chapel's key"[/color]
 [color="red"]"when the door to the chapel is locked, it prevents any and all methods of entry or exit"[/color]
 [color="red"]"The six people definitely entered through 'this front door'"[/color]
 
 oh snap, questioning the key. oh ho ho ho battler you wizard you
 
 Key, AT LEAST IN THE MORNING.
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/mXelN.png[/img]
 
 "Sorry, I'm gentle with women. I don't hurt women. I don't betray a women's expectations.
 
 OH HO HO HO BATTLER, TURNING THIS SHIT AROUND. CHECK. CHECK
 
 =THE ENVELOPE THAT I HANDED OVER TO MARIA AND THE ONE ROSA OPENED ARE THE SAME THING=
 
 "Parting remarks are a loser's privilege. Say as many as you want."
 
 GET DUNKED, BEATRICE
 
 fuck butterflies oh fuck oh fuck
 
 time to theorycraft.
 
 this riddle this riddle.
 
 okay so
 
 beatrice
 
 her powers
 
 belief
 
 right?
 
 so believe in beatrice = beatrice powers
 
 so what if
 
 what if
 
 the same could be said for the gold?
 
 legend of the gold....
 
 oh so the magic circle of the moon can lock OR unlock doors?
 
 =only servants have master keys, and only one each=
 
 "There are only two ways you can be sure someone isn't a suspect. If it's yourself, or if they're already no more than a corpse.
 
 god damn it Jessica ;__________;
 
 Establish that Kanon isn't the culprit? Okay Battler, I will play your game.
 
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE BORROWED THE KEY. SHE BORROWED THE KEY ASDFLKJASDF;KASLDF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
 A+ BATTLER WOULD READ AGAIN BEATRICE GET DUNKEDDDDD
 
 1pm
 
 Hmmmm, a thought. The twilights don't necessarily have to go in order, do they?
 
 
 WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM WHAT THE FUCK
 
 [spoiler=]kanon is alive????!??!?!?? what the fuck he was definitely dead and now he's alive where the fuck did he come from [/spoiler]
 
 and then shannon ran off
 
 oh fuck no you've gotta be fucking kidding me
 
 [spoiler=]kanon is revived and then pins it on Rosa[/spoiler]
 
 sheeps and wolves sheeps and wolves sheeps and wolves. oh my god not this shit again.
 
 SOIDERWEBS
 
 SPIDERWEBS
 
 SPIDERS
  ARE THE NATURAL ENEMIES
 
 OF
 
 BUTTERFLIES
 
 FUCKING 10/10 SHANNON WOULD READ AGAIN. HOLY SHIT
 
 Okay, now I'm confused about the deaths.
 
 Which means.. if these deaths aren't even the 4th and beyond twilights.....
 
 There are still five twilights that will have to happen... Which means only two will remain...
 
 oh come the fuck on more of this disappearing bullshit fuck your shit beatrice fuck your shit. I am so fucking tired of closed rooms
 
 [spoiler=I CAN'T DENY THIS SHIT. CHECKMATE? NO WAY, NOT POSSIBLE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QdGh1.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]
 
 "Not only am I drowning in an ocean of bright-red blood, there are packs of wolves clamoring on the banks, whose blazing eyes tell me that if I crawl out, they'll eat me!!"
 
 
 fuck me I have an open window and the wind blew my door shut and I nearly had a heart attack
 
 ISN'T THAT STRANGE. INNOCENT IF THEY DIE, GUILTY AS LONG AS THEY ARE ALIVE, ALMOST LIKE A WITCH'S TRIAL.
 
 ;_; the keys. Genji.... and Shannon.. and all the servants.. ;_;
 
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
 
 
 FUCKING TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BEATRICE FUCKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU
 
 6PM
 
 daaaaaammn george is taking control of the situation
 
 FUCK IT FUCK IT'S THE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES AGAIN FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
 
 AWWWW FUCK IT'S THE GLORIOUS THEME TIME
 
 OH FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FSADFASDJLKA;SDFJALSKDJFALSHGSLDKFJ
 
 FUCK TIS' THIS
 
 TIS'SASLDKJFA;SDJKALS;DF
 
 IT'S THE
 
 FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK THE NEW MASTER OF THE MANSION FUCKFUCKFAUSDFKASDJFLAS;DFJASDF
 
 LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOORA SDFKLSJAD;FLASDJHFSA;DFHSAD
 
 WHAT IS THAT  SOUND. THAT SOUND. IT SOUNDS LIKE A ALUMINUM CAN OR SOMETHING AND THEN THAT SOUND THAT SOUND UUUUUUUUUUUUGG
 
 wow... sounds like... beatrice is actually
 
 pretty damn bitter about love...
 
 is that what a witch is? someone bitter about love? she seems to be completely on edge when speaking with shannon.
 
 
 
 no fuck you that shit is unfair fuck you fuck you that shit is not fair at all fuck you fuck you that shit is not at all fair fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk you
 
 "Sayo I lo- THAT FUCKING LAUGH THAT FUCKING LAUGH GOD DAMN IT BEATRICE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUU
 
 And of course. Now. FUCKING NOW THE...
 
 kumasawa and nanjo finally. god damn it seriously I can't even
 
 
 
 9pm
 
 Natsuhi's room. another closed room. god
 
 more trolling. for fucks sake
 
 Oh, it's the discord magic circle again. Sighhhhhhhhhh
 
 holy fuck circular logic these arguments are just wtf?
 
 At the nineth twilight, the witch shall be revived and none shall be left alive.
 
 Right before midnight...
 
 And thus ends Chapter Two.
 
 Oh, it's the wishes of the remaining people.
 
 furniture... furniture....
 
 oh hey it's Bernkastel
 
 THAT FUCKING BELL. THE TOLLING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLIES
 
 slkjdafasdf;lkasdklasjdf;lkasjdfl;kj what the fuck tofhasdl;jfhasjldfhalks;jdfklas jdf;lkashgouahsdflugha sfgasd
  givafsv asfgvasdfi; hsdofasdfouhasdfoi;ahs dfas
 dfaspdfhas;dfahsdfoialjsdflkshdfas
 dfsafdwhat tahjlahtahhtahwhatehagshhfasdhfasdh
 
 WHATHWHATHHWHATHTHHWHTAHATHWGHAWR;LKFAJSDKLAS;DLKFJASK;LDFJASLKDFA
 
 AWFHAWS;LDFHASLDJKFHA;SLDFHA;IOGASDOFIGAFSIJASD'FG
 ASDFG;AKSDJFA;ODSFGS
 D;FGJSGDKKJASF';LKSFJD;LASFDJ L;KWJ HAT TAHT HTEH HTWHAT THEF CUASKD WFUHAFSDLJHF WHAT THE FUFKC AWHAT WAS THAT ATLAJFD;LKJASDFKLJASDFL;KJASDF
 
 ASDFKJA;SDLFJASDLKFJASDLFH;GAOSHGA HOLY FUFCK CASKLDJF;OASHDFISAHDF;LDSJAF DFSAHIDSAFJLASKDFJ ASKFLJASDF;LAJSGFOUHAS;OFIHAS;FOGUSHAFG;OUSAFHG;OSUADFHSA;DLFHLKDSAFJSA;LDJFASD;KFJADS;LFKJSAD;FLKSJDAF;LKASDJFASDFASDFASGSAUDF;JAFSG;LAKSDGHOURWAGH;AFIUBVJNASDOFUAKJSDNF;IOSDLJCKAJSD;FKLA;SDJFASDOGHS;AOFUHIAOGHADSF;LJIASDFH;OASDILFJDSHAOIFLJSDA;FOILSDAHFOD;USAHGSOUHSDF;OIJDSF;OAIDSHFOI;DSHFSO;FDSHFOSHFO;SHDF;OSJFHASKDF
 
 [spoiler=jesus fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff][img]http://i.imgur.com/x8cpd.png[/img][/spoiler]
 
 aaaaaaaaaaaaaasdf;jksadfjlkasdfj;skfljsd;lkfjasd ROSA
 
 ROSAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT ROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
 
 INVINCIBLE ROSA. FUCKING GET AT ME I'M FUCKING ROSA DO NOT FUCKING MESS WITH ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
 LA;KSJDFASHDF;OASDUG;SDF;GFLSFHO; ROSAAAAAAA
 
 HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
 
 ;_____________________________________;
 
 tea party and then ??????
 
 Tea party time.
 
 Purgatorio
 
 Going back in history and seeing the past of Rosa... poor Rosa.
 
 golden drop. pppppppppppfsfhfh I spat out my tea.
 
 fucking beatrice I was all nice and settled in too
 
 killing someone endlessly......
 
 [spoiler=HOLY SHIT ROSA'S BANQUET FUCK FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BEATRICE]
 THE GOLDEN DROP OF KRAUSS' BLOOD
 EVA'S DOUBLE TONGUES. FIVE OF THEM
 
 ALL THE ENEMIES[/SPOILER]
 
 FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS BANQUET MADE OF REVENGE. HOLY FUCK ASDFO;ASJDF;LKASDHFAS
 [SPOILER=THE FUCKING DESSERT FUCK YOU 900000000/10 RAGE BEATRICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
 OVEN-BAKED MARIA AND APPLES
 [/SPOILER]
 FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT ASDJF;KASDFJLSADFHSA FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCFKCUF
 
 I almost threw up in my mouth a little
 
 [spoiler=the desert][img]http://i.imgur.com/pAD4x.png[/img][/spoiler]
 
 I can't even begin to describe the mixture of feelings. it's like disgust and a bit of mental pain and just uuuuuuugggggggghhhhh
 
 ..and then, maybe mama will be happy maria exists for the first time.
 
 "Looks delicious. Slice up your cow tits and make me a sandwich."
 
 "Now I feel like eating a whole roast witch"
 
 wow double meaning there. roast has two different meanings in English. hahaha
 
 "And Maria, it's ten years too early for you to talk about having someone eat you. But in ten years, you'll have to say that to me. Promise?"
 
 HAAHAHAHAHAH
 
 Beatrice, the Endless Witch
 Bernkastel, the Witch of Miracles
 Lambdadelta. the Witch of Certainty
 
 >Fight-o
 >Nii-pah
 
 dat higurashi reference
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/FXFIM.png[/img]
 
 M-moe..
 
 ===
 
 Episode 3: Banquet of the golden witch
 
 Wait who the hell is this. This isn't Beatrice
 
 Unless... you're telling me her form is changing.
 
 Oh, it was a dream from back a while ago?
 
 Belphegor - serious business
 black ponytail
 Satan - angry scolding lonely
 white wavy curls
 Beelzebub - gourmet, picky eater
 curly pigtails
 Leviathan - selfish crybaby
 lime green wavy
 Lucifer - oldest, but weakest
 straight black
 Asmodeus - youngest, most innocent
 blonde twintails
 Mammon - greed, and cause for argument, most honest about feelings
 wavy light brown
 
 
 revive over and over and kill over and over
 
 endless witch indeed....
 
 oh cool, I have the animated OP again. fuck yeah I like this music
 
 fuck the blatant sexism irritates the shit out of me
 
 I guess this episode must be about Eva?
 
 
 EDIT: nvm this is a young Beatrice?
 
 Young Eva
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/4k9nP.png[/img]
 
 [spoiler=magic]The basis of my magic is nothing more than your believing heart[/spoiler]
 
 It's that riddle again.
 
 "That's it... Let's all tense up our assholes and go."
 
 In hindsight, am I supposed to be able to solve the closed room problems?
 
 "That was a dream. I'm with you now. If I grasp your hand like this, that dream will go away. Right? Look. I'm holding it tight."
 
 Damn Hideyoshi is a baller
 
 2 PM
 
 oh ho? battler had a crush on shannon when he was younger?
 
 "A community of girls with the wrong impressions can be scary. They could have some secret feud behind your back, and hurt someone or make them cry without you noticing it, right?"
 
 Ain't that the truth
 
 in hindight, maybe there was something special about the single rose that was unhealthy in that rose garden.
 
 I don't understand Beatrice.... at.. all.
 
 Like, I'm really confused. Why does she try. What does she do with Maria?
 
 Seems like an echo of episode one, so far.
 
 RONOVE. HOLY SHIT. DAT MONOCLE. DAT MUSTACHE. IMMEDIATELY FABULOUS. EVERYONE STEP DOWN BEST CHARACTER.
 27th rank
 jesus. what a butler.
 
 Great Demon of the 72 Pillars.
 
 "those seven ass nee-sans"
 
 OH BATTLER, YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS ARE TOO GOOD
 
 So, theory-crafting time. Okay
 
 [spoiler=]after every episode, Battler believes a little bit more. thus, Beatrice's powers are increasing ever so slightly, and thus she is able to manifest more servants and demons and stuff[/spoiler]
 
 "why don't you just give up and die?"
 
 8pm
 
 trade the family for gold? Howwhat?
 
 oh I see. buying out people with gold
 
 Kyrie's conclusion: arrogance
 
 Seems like she might be on to something
 
 Eva: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
 
 9pm
 
 So, is this a confirmation that [spoiler=]there are more than 18 people on the island?[/spoiler]
 
 god damn Devil's proof again
 
 Hempel's Raven
 
 contrapositive, aka the not positive
 
 If A, then B. If not B, then not A.
 
 Interesting. contrapositive denying the devil's proof.
 
 LOGIC. HOW DOES IT WORK. +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +10 +100
 
 ????????
 
 Oh, is it time for red text?
 
 "The more cornered you are, the more bold you become"
 
 Oh hey Battler won one challenge.
 
 already dead......?
 
 [spoiler=]Or should I say it used to be wrong. I was constructed by Kinzo, a human built by a human. No, maybe I should call it a cage made of flesh."[/spoiler]
 
 hmmmmmmmmmm
 
 OH HO. CONFIRMED. KUWADORIAN. (Nine Bords' Retreat)
 
 Oh I see... so Beatrice was a [spoiler=]human turned witch turned soul/spirit, and then revived[/spoiler]
 
 holy shit
  holy shit.
 
 homunculus
 
 
 BEATRICE? MORE LIKE TSUNDETRICE
 
 [spoiler=In 1967, 19 years ago]in a hidden mansion on Rokkenjima, Beatrice-sama existed as a human[/spoiler]
 
 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
 [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c79Kg.png[/IMG]
 
 So.. [spoiler=]Beato died on that day, and broke free from the human shell[/spoiler]
 
 Interesting...
 
 There are no more than 18 humans on this Rokkenjima.
 
 Midnight. And so it begins...
 
 Oh, looks like Kinzo's done
 
 Lucifer and Kanon. would ship
 
 Lucifer of Pride.
 
 lucifer is the most moe. discuss.
 
 HO HO HO BEATRICE JUST USED THE PHRASE IT'S USELESS.
 
 MAXIMUM JELLY DETECTED
 
 Genji puts them to sleep. and then Ronove does the same.
 
 AWWWW SHIT.. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHITTTT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS KUMASAWA IS A REAL BADASS WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
 
 GET DUNKED, SEVEN STAKES.
 
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKASDFJAS;DFJASDLF
 
 WHATTTT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU FOR REAL?
 
 ARE YOU A WIZARD/WITCH?
 
 [spoiler=KUMASAWA]IS THE PREDECESSOR, LADY BEATRICE. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHHA[/SPOILER]
 
 HOLY SHIT IT'S BEATRICE V2.0????
 
 HOLY SHIT EPIC MAGIC EPIC MAGIC WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING HOLY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLY FUCKING AWESOME FUCK YEAH THIS IS LIKE FUCKING TOUHOUS AND WIZARDRY AND SHIT IN HERE FUCK YEAH
 
 BRACE FOR IMPACT THIS MUSIC IS FUCKING EPIC
 
 A THOUSAND BALLISTA SHOTS
 
 GUNGNIR, THE THUNDER SPEAR. WHAT THE FUCK
 
 AEGIS SHIELD
 
 DIVINE SPEAR DIVINE SHIELD
 
 6300 THUNDERCLOUD SPEARS
 
 18900 THUNDERBOLTS
 
 DVERGAR, IRON HAMMER OF HEAVEN
 
 GIANT SOLDIERS. WAR TOWER. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY PLAYING EPIC MAGIC CHESS
 
 SMOTHERED MATE
 
 OH WOW. TROLLED. BEATRICE LEGENDARY TROLL. HAHAHAHAHA
 
 6 AM now. damn that was pretty fucking legendary
 
 Five magic circles this time around? Why so many?
 
 Oh right.... to make it more obvious and clear
 
 [spoiler=the six chosen by the key]kinzo + the five servants[/spoiler]
 
 Man, golden slaughter doesn't even bother me now. I'm like, oh look someone's dead ok
 
 Predecessor Beatrice
 
 Philogiston, caloric, ether, god's love
 
 time to logic everything away
 
 how do you explain away that touhou battle though
 
 Results without principles are magic.
 
 Interesting logic.
 
 oh fuck is this going to be some schrodinger in here now
 
 schrodinger and chess
 
 Virgilia
 
 AHAHAHAHAH WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LOGIC IS THIS
 
 THERE IS NOTHING HERE, SO THUS NOTHING HAPPENED.
 
 MULTI-LAYERED WORLDS CONTRACTION TECHNIQUE
 
 7 AM
 
 Beato's closed room definition
 
 Parlor: Shannon + Master Key + 2nd floor guest room
 Guestroom: Kumasawa + Master Key + 3rd Floor Waiting Room
 Waiting Room: Gohda + Master Key + 2nd Floor VIP room
 VIP Room: Genji + Master Key + Underground Boiler Room
 Boiler Room: Kinzo + Chapel Key + Letter from Beatrice
 Chapel: Kanon + Master Key + Parlor Key
 
 
 Instant death. Red text again. I wonder what Battler is planning here
 
 IT'S A TRAP.
 
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
 Define: Trap
 
 Suicide
 
 THE SIX PEOPLE WERE KILLED BY OTHER PEOPLE.
 
 CANNOT BE RED-TEXTED. OH HO HO BATTLER
 
 "Ronove quickly covered Beato's mouth with his hand as she grew thoroughly panicked and agitated, and suspended the game.
 
 9 am now
 
 metaphorical river
 
 or possibly it might be talking about beatrice?
 
 KANJI PUNS. WHY SO MANY KANJI PUNS
 
 Looks like Eva's found someeeethinggggg
 
 HOLYYYYY SHITTTT HOLYYYY SHITTT AHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW THIS PILE OF GOLDDDDDDDD AHAHAHAHAHAH
 
 sup Rosa
 
 wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhs hiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt
 
 woaaaaah shit
 
 pass on everything. HOLY SHIT. holy. wooooooooooooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh
 
 [spoiler=Eva]can call herself beatrice now. magic title, endless witch wooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh[/spoiler]
 
 WOOOOOOAAAAAH THE PORTRAITS THE PORTRAITS WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
 WATCH OUT WE GOT A REAL BADASS OVER HERE
 
 what the hell is going on I'm so lost
 
 but.. hnngh moe
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/DnGPz.png[/img]
 
 Oh, is this possibly what Virgilia had meant but the Sun and the North Wind and the man with the jacket?
 
 
 10:30
 
 Oh, is it time for the second twilight? How does the second twilight work? Who will it work on? The only "pair" right now... is.. yeah
 
 The witch inside her heart.
 
 Oh, it'll be THIS pair.
 
 [spoiler=The pair]Rosa and Maria[/spoiler]
 
 But they aren't even that close...
 
 BUT WAIT. IT'S [SPOILER=]EVA-BEATRICE[/SPOILER]
 
 OH HO HO HO HO HO FUCKING CALLED IT FUCKING CALLED IT TROLOLOLOL EVA. DEFYING GRAVITY
 
 >So, if you can fix them, then you won't get in trouble for breaking them, right?
 
 oh lordy. pure, innocent, and cruel
 
 >drown to death in ocean of jelly
 
 man, I'm just grinning like a nutter. This is just hilarious. Like, people are dying over and over again, but I'm not even bothered by it. I'm just grinning like an idiot.
 
 such a twisted smile, like I'm just, I don't even know. I'm grinning but it's like I'm not really smiling more like, grinning like a maniac. This is probably the proper way to describe it.
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/C8qMD.png[/img]
 
 I ain't even bothered man, this is just like, feels completely normal. I shouldn't be grinning and laughing this much, hahahaha
 
  [img]http://i.imgur.com/eJPJt.png[/img]
 
 Child-like innocence.
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/6wyb4.png[/img]
 
 kind of moe. battler rejecting beatrice yet again
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/qJcSK.png[/img]
 
 jesus christ how terrifying
 
 11 now.
 
 I see... every time she [spoiler=]Eva falls asleep, the EVA-Beatrice awakens?[/spoiler]
 
 "You're an eyesore, so disappear."
 
 This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch is an eyesore. Disappear.
 
 Grotesque murders for nothing...
 
 Wow, Battler is completely ripping Beatrice a new one here. Like, just shutting down her down without even fighting her...
 
 "I don't want to see your face again"
 
 "Milady has never had the experience of having a friend. In addition, she has probably never had something spoken to her that strongly."
 
 Are they trying to make me sympathize with her?
 
 a murder announcement revealed only to you.
 
 jesus christ why are you such a bitch
 
 belief = anti magic, which is a toxin to magic itself
 
 >I want to go outside
 
 wat. Whyyyyyyyyyyy
 
 Hmmmmmmmm......
 
 Guns kill witches. lol okay
 
 "Leaving everything to your servants while not exposing yourself to danger is also a part of a witch's elegant taste."
 
 Leviathan of Envy
 Belphegor of Sloth
 
 Kyrie's intuition, oh ho ho ho
 
 OH SHIT. IT'S WORLDEND DOMINATOR. IS IT TIME FOR SOME EPIC SHIT?
 
 HOLY SHIT. RUDOLPH AND KYRIE HOLY SHIT OH MAN OH MAN FUCK FURNITURE FUCK THE SEVEN STAKES HUMANITY IS TOO STRONK
 
 Asumu!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA
 
 AHAHAHAHHAOSDHFAOSDFIHASDFOIH HAHAHAHAHA HOLYYYYY SHIIIIIITTTTTTT KYRIEEEEEEE IS A FUCKING BADASSS HOLY SHITTTTTTT
 
 AHAHAHAHAH I AM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF THIS INSANITY HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHHA
 
 SIT DOWN STAKE OF ENVY YOU HAVE NOTHING ON KYRIE KYRIE JUST SHUT YOUR SHIT DOWN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
 
 "You say that you were jealous of your sisters for seven days and seven nights...?"
 
 "Th, that's right..."
 
 "Don't make me laugh, girl........ HOW COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THE MADNESS OF A WOMAN WHOSE MAN WAS STOLEN FROM HER, AND WHO HAS BURNED WITH ENVY FOR 18 YEARS!"
 
 IF LEVIATHAN COULD SOAR AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, TO KYRIE'S EYES IT ONLY LOOKED LIKE 1/938 OF THAT.
 
 HOLY SHIT BATTLE OF ENVY I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING WASLJDKF;LASKDHFAS;DFHASFD;
 
 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME GIRL!!!!!!
 
 I WAS LAZY. HOLY SHIT SADFASDFASDFL;KASJD HAHAHHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THREE STEPS. PINNING THE ROOK TO THE KING MORE CHESS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UNBELIEVABLE DEFEATING LAZINESS VIA LAZINESS AND ABUSING ENVY HOLY SHITA SDLFKJASD;LKFHASD;FLHASDF;HAS;LDFJ
 
 SIESTA SISTERS CORPS. PENDRAGON'S MEMORIAL TROOPS.
 
 REFERENCES. REFERENCES EVERYWHERE HAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T
 
 oh hideyoshi.... ;_____________;
 
 oh fuck this music oh fuck this music this fucking music those fucking strings not this shit again
 
 GEORGE AND BATTLER MAXIMUM BRO-COUSINS ;______________________;
 
 Endless MAgic is known as Black Arts.
 
 Forbidden Honey.
 
 So if Beatrice isn't qualified as an opponent, what does that mean for this episode?
 
 no fuck this. FUCK THIS MUSIC WHY WHY WHY WHY IS THIS FUCKING MUSIC PLAYING GO AWAY GEORGE THERE IS NO TIME FOR NOSTALGIA
 
 STRINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED. FUCK THIS MUSIC
 
 NO THIS MUSIC IS NOT FAIR WHY SO MANY STRINGS SO MANY STRINGS
 
 Oh, it looks like Beatrice is having a heart-to-heart with George
 
 and it looks like ... Beatrice just[spoiler=] turned George into a witch?[/spoiler]
 
 HO HO HO RONOVE AND LUCIFER
 
 this soothing choral singing is so soothing... it's like a chant to put me to sleep, or bring someone back...
 
 flute and piano and string. how pleasant
 
 the magic of a miracle.
 
 god
 
 fuck
 
 are you seriously
 
 fuck off
 
 for fucks sake
 
 you've gotta be
 
 really
 
 REAL.
 
 REAL. REAL. THAT WAS FUCKING REAL. UNBELIEVABLE. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.
 
 Procyon I didn't believe you, but jesus christ why is she such a huge BIIITTCCCHHH MY GOD.
 
 childlike indeed. Completely a child. A complete child that doesn't understand or appreciate this at all
 
 Are you serious? How the fuck does Virgilia die.
 
 And now I think Beatrice finally understands.......
 
 07151129
 
 what is this part supposed to be...
 
 11/29
 
 maybe it's Beatrice's birthday?
 
 Yonjuugo and Yonichimaru
 
 Eva just shot.
 
 waaaat what is this engrish
 
 what is that greek or some shit with the firing system
 
 There's not way that [spoiler=]Beatrice can die here[/spoiler]
 
 Beatrice ;_______________________________;
 
 are you serious ;_____________________;
 
 HOLY SHIT. MANLY MANLY MANLY MANLY MANLY MANLY HOW ARE YOU STILL
 
 HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE I MUST ACQUIRE THIS OST HOLY SHITTTTTT
 
 A TRUE WITCH. A TRUE WITCH
 
 TRULY. ENDLESS MAGIC. HOLY SHIT. TRULY TRULY ENDLESS MAGIC. THIS IS REAL. FUCKING REAL MAGIC RIGHT HERE. THIS IS REAL MAGIC
 
 THIS IS TRULY. TRULY TRULY A MAGICAL FUCK YEAH MOMENT
 
 WOW HELLA RUDE HELLA RUDE BATTLER STILL REJECTING BEATRICE
 
 BATTLER. MANLY AS FUCK HOLY SHIT. DEFLECTING SHIT. FUCK YEAH COME AT ME SIESTA SISTERS I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
 
 EVEN MYTHICAL-CLASS MAGICAL ATTACKS WON'T BE EFFECTIVE ON THE TARGET HOLY FUCK STRONG AS FUCK WILLPOWER BATTLER DOESN'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK NOT A SINGLE ONE
 
 EIGHT DIGIT MAGIC MAGIC PENETRATION IS DENIED BY RAW MAGIC RESISTANCE 999999999 I AM A FUCKING GOD. NO I AM ABOVE A MAGIC RESISTANCE GOD
 
 oh hey testimony in red again
 
 HOLY SHIT BATTLER STOMPING ON BEATRICE 3
 
 aw fuck convoluted logic time chessboard thinking and hempel's raven bullshit again fuck this
 
 are you serious... a cigarette butt? REAL
 
 CHECKMATE. HOLY SHIT CHECKMATE. GET STOMPED. GET STOMPED. DENIEEEEEDDDDDDD
 
 SIT DOWWWWNNNNNNNNNN
 
 
 SOOO MUCH RED TEXT HOLY SHIT SO MUCH RED TEXT
 
 WHAT THE FUCK THIS RED WEB OF CHECKMATE
 
 SUICIDE. RED TEXT SUICIDE. SELF-DENIAL. OH MY GOD.. BEATRICE ;______________;
 
 BEAATTRRIIICEEEEEEE ;_______________________;
 THE POWER OF TRUTH
 
 ;__________________________;
 
 GOLDEN LAND
 
 wait who is this wizard?
 
 holy shit woooaaaah I totally got caught up in the mood to that was fucking terrifying. and now Virgilia is terrifying as fuck woahasodfihasdfh;asfdk
 
 is this like battler's daughter or some shit?
 
 >I've studied manga anime and galge that have been popular recently, you see?
 
 tears please and you're done
 
 holy shit holy shit I just got reverse reverse reverse trolled or some shit FUCKING JUST AS PLANNED BULLSHIT ON AN EPIC LEVEL WHAT THE FUCKASLDKJFSA;DLKFJSADF
 
 BERNKASTEL REVEALS HER PIECE!!!!!
 
 AUGH YEAH THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL
 
 Wait I know who that person is.. it must be [spoiler=]Ange Ushiromiya, the daughter of Asumu/Rudolph[/spooiler]
 
 Probably.
 
 TIME FOR A TEAPARTY
 
 holy shit. this music just got really fucking intense and ominous. mother of god. lamdadelta just stepped her crazy as fuck factor by a million.
 
 holy shit
 
 certainty and endless
 
 oooooo that's pretty intense. lamdadelta just stepped it up on the creepy as fuck factor by aq million.
 
 >12 years later
 
 awww shitttttt
 
 How pitiable..........
 
 Oh Eva... how pitiable... it is indeed like a curse.....
 
 GLORIOUS PIANO AGAIN
 
 THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN OPPOSE THE [SPOILER=]BEATRICE OF 1986 IS THE FINAL BEATRICE OF 1998[/SPOILER]
 
 OOOOOOH SHIT IT'S LIKE EVER 17 AND SHIT IN HERE NOW FUCK YEAH
 
 Oh, I kind of have an idea of what Fragments are now
 
 wooooaaah shit there's a ED song in this ????? now?
 
 My body is ready for episode 4 fuck yeah I am expecting awesome shit
 
 Episde 4: Alliance of the Golden Witch
 
 The first day, again.
 
 "...you are fundamentally an exitence which certainly cannot rise to the game board."
 
 poor Ange ;_;
 
 10-4-1986
 
 oh fuck yeah, another OP again? I love this music it's fucking 12/8 time that's fucking awesome
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/4Qh0p.png[/img]
 
 I'd eat her, if you know what I mean.
 
 >Right now, I want to eat that bread even more than your thighs."
 
 Ronove, 9/10 trolling of Beatrice. What a magnificent bastard.
 
 >Keep the jokes to just your hairdo. Pfffttt wow Ange rude as fuck
 
 >Menger sponge
 
 oh lordy, references
 
 oh man, virgilia. I totally was trolled and fooled in episode three.
 
 Gretel, she says. Ok.
 
 So it seems Ange is the narrator this time around.
 
 Saint Lucia Academy
 
 OH GOD THIS MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME STRAIGHT OF EVER 17 WHAT THE FUCK? I NEED TO FIND THE NAME OF THIS TRACK
 
 MARIA ONEE-CHAN'S DIARY.
 
 OH HEY
 
 Side note right now. I'm actually crying for reasons that are completely lost upon me right now. It's just [spoiler=Ange]reading Maria's diary, the diary entry about Maria's birthday, and how Rosa would splurge on her. And then Ange starts remembering her own birthdays with Rudolph and Kyrie and Battler.[/spoiler]
 
 Why am I even crying over this? This isn't even a sad moment, is it? It's not a sad moment by any means. At most, it's a nostalgic, or bittersweet? Maybe. But I can't pin down the reason why a few tears just rolled down my cheek. I'm not in the best of moods, sure, but something like a birthday, and talking about an old birthday with the family shouldn't be tear-inducing...
 
 >Main characer in Card Master Sakura
 
 do ho ho
 
 Oct 1998
 
 Hmm.. certainty is stronger than endless
 a voyager witch.
 
 to understand and deny witches. what is this sorcery
 
 looking at things from two different perspectives
 
 Tetsurou superficially looks like a guy I wouldn't trust. But in hindsight, he seems like a pretty cool dude
 
 jesus christ how fucking annoying. Sumadera Kasumi. Go die in a fire
 
 Amakusa Juuza
 
 >skill in counter-sniping and VIP escorting
 
 the fuck
 
 50 thousand per day. daaaammnnn
 
 underground tea room... that
 
 yeah
 
 So right now it's turned into family intrigue and competition for wealth and bodyguards and inheritance and high-level wheeling and dealing.
 
 my friend wasn't kidding when she said umineko made ever 17 look like babby-tier shit
 
 Truth is unfixed, like a particle or wave." Sure is philosphy in here
 
 If it isn't exposed, it is valid as a truth
 
 The truth of the future wins against the truth of the past.
 
 2:50
 
 The First Day
 
 heh, Kyrie is plotting something
 
 
 woooooaaaaaaah shit woaaaah shittt
 
 what is this crazy theory
 
 [spoiler=it wasn't guaranteed that]
 
 the 18 names of people = the 18 people on the island[/spoiler]
 
 red truth is a katana to cut away denial
 blue truth is a shotgun to blast through illusion
 
 hey hey hey ~ blue text time
 
 hahahaha everyone is shutting down krauss
 
 Damn Kinzo dignified as fuck.
 
 "Fighting is just a process you go through until you win. The process you go through before losing isn't called fighting."
 
 6 PM
 
 Gretel mad for some reason
 
 Maria.......
 
 Atami... she left for a vacation.
 
 Fragment = possibilities and alternate universes?
 
 Ange = complete pessimist
 Maria = complete optimist
 
 Beatrice teaching Ange magic. ????
 
 Convoluteeedddd....
 
 "Witch of Origins"
 
 oh ho ho, foreshadowing?
 
 Mariage Sorciere, Lady MARIA.
 
 Sakutarou. Diplomat.
 
 Aha! [spoiler=MARIA]the Apprentice Witch of Origins[/spoiler]
 
 
 Watch out, we got a real badass over here
 
 Oh hey, Witch Hunters. the legend begins
 
 ?????
 
 DIFFERENT BOTTLES. DIFFERENT SACRIFICES, DIFFERENT WAYS OF DYING.
 
 WITCH REVIVED.
 
 ALTERNATE UNIVERSES?
 
 Apparently, [spoiler=Beatrice] wrote the message in the bottle. In 1 and 2[/spoiler]
 
 And, apparently the professor was about to sell-out Ange
 
 EDIT NEVERMIND OH HO HO HO SHE CALLED HERSELF SUMADERA
 
 
 oh, she got her hand on the stakes
 
 Mammon. sup
 
 Asmodeus of Lust
 Beelzebub of Gluttony
 Belphegor of Sloth
 Satan of Wrath
 
 and then that's it since Ange can't manage any more
 
 greed is also forward-looking and a drive forward
 
 >during lunch, it's the bushes behind the school building
 >during the nights, it's the stall in the shared bathroom in the dorms
 
 >those are the only hideaways where I can be given peace...
 
 ;_;
 
 oh so that's the story behind the hair accessory
 
 "The Witch of Resurrection"
 
 oh ho ho
 
 asdf;asldkfjaskld;fj AAHHHHH LAMBDADELTA!!!!! THANKS FOR REVEALING SOMETHING CRITICAL FOR ME
 
 FUCKING TIMESKIPS AND TIMEJUMPS AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSES AWWW WFUCK I FUCKING KNEW IT.
 
 So of course I've totally seen this before but like it was still a small shock, especially with this music going on in the background. damn sonnnn bern just trolled me?
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/BQ1JJ.png[/img]
 
 oh fuck off lambdadelta
 
 OH I FUCKING SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING THERE LAMBDADELTA 10/10 MINDFUCKERY.
 
 I FUCKING SEE IT. BUILDING A CAGE. AROUND. BERNKASTEL. WHAT KIND OF CAGE? AN ETERNAL GAME. AND PLAYING ON ANGE'S WEAKNESSES. SO
 
 IF THE GAME IS ENDLESS. AND CONSTANTLY TYING. THEN THERE IS NO RESOLUTION.
 
 THE GREATEST PLEASURE OF FURNITURE IS BEING USED. THERE IS NO FUN IN SITTING IN A CLOSET COLLECTING DUST.
 
 PLAYING ON ANGE'S FEARS AND HOPES AND DREAMS.
 
 10/10 LAMBDADELTA
 
 "I WON'T LET HER WIN AND I WON'T LET HER LOSE"
 
 10/10 LAMBDADELTA
 
 YOU CANNOT LOSE. YOU WON'T BE REWARDED IF YOU WIN
 
 THIRD CHOICE. CONTINUE THE GAME FOR ENTERNITY
 
 OH MY GOD
 
 aw shit, shiritori
 
 ryuuzu, watch stem
 zucchini
 ninniku itame
 mekabu
 
 drainage system, reclaimed land, basement
 gesuidou, umetatechi, chikashitsu
 
 
 Gluttony and Lust really are like little kids
 
 oh my god just what............
 
 oh my god.. the seven sisters......
 
 I was not
 
 was not expecting golden slaughter to start playing there.......
 
 simultaneously a witch, and also denying witches... what a contradiction
 
 ange angst angst angst
 
 "After all... on that day when I lost my family, I was already dead."
 
 oooooooooh mariaaaaaaaaaaa ;_____________;
 
 mariaaaaa ;______________;
 
 they really say..... ignorance is bliss...
 
 fucking rosa. jesus christ shut the fuck up rosa no one cares. fuck off. fucking rosa no one fucking cares about you
 
 fuck, I take back everything I said in episode two this like hurting my heart here. fucking rosa. fuck offffffff
 
 god...... that was painful to my heart to watch. I wasn't crying, but that was just utterly painful for my heart to watch......
 
 oh hey welcome back sakutarou
 
 Lucifer of Pride
 Leviathan of Envy
 Satan of Wrath
 Belphegor of Sloth
 Mammon of Greed
 Beelzebub of Gluttony
 Asmodeus of Lust
 
 Cool, I remember them off the top of my head now
 
 Maria was reborn as MARIA. hatred and unsatisfaction.
 
 inb4 epic battles on rokkenjima
 
 >Maria said, the person who gave her the umbrella, was [spoiler=]Father[/spoiler]
 
 What is this convoluted mess
 
 awwwww yeaaaa it's fucking Kinzo. fuck yeah Kinzo
 
 	HE SUMMONED.
 
 HE SUMMONED
 PENDRAGON'S MEMORIAL TROOPS.
 
 AND THIS TIME THERE ARE THREE
 
 Siseta 45
 Siesta 410
 Siesta 00
 
 Lord Goldsmith
 
 Eva, Rudolf, Rosa, Natsuhi, Hideyoshi, Genji
 
 Hmm, looks like this might have been how the first six sacrifices died in the first time around. Damage to the head like an explosion of sorts?
 
 Even Ronove appears?
 sup Virgilia
 
 Okay, so Goldsmith is basically a high high high level summoner, and nothing else past that.
 
 Siesta Sister Corps + Ronove + Virgilia
 
 Gaap? what the fuck is this. what the fuck is this character
 
 Pandemonium? Concert from hell? Oh my god her curls hahahahaha her curls
 
 a cashmere mop.
 
 also her music hahahaha her music is just something else.
 
 >Of course, if a man whispers to me about a dangerous risk, along with love, I go head over heels. But only if he's hot!
 
 hahahahahahah Gaap this character hahahahaha
 
 Riiche?
 
 >Gross. Keep the jokes to your clothes.
 
 Do ho ho, get told, Gaap.
 
 Oh I see, so there really was a reasoning for the half-smashed versus fully smashed...
 
 Siesta ass-nee-chans. What is with Battler and asses.
 
 Rosa just denied sakutarou again....
 
 This whole scene didn't even bother me at all. Like at most it was just a "feels bad moment"
 
 [spoiler=][img]http://i.imgur.com/C8Rf5.png[/img][/spoiler]
 
 10:30 PM now
 
 I see, the Golden Land isn't necessarily a happy world. It's a world of zero, free from negative worries
 
 oooh
 
 lia = virgilia
 riiche - beatrice
 
 I see how it goes
 
 Nanjo Masayuki, the young (er) Nanjo
 
 A mystery envelope supposedly sent by Masayuki
 
 07151129
 
 HEY. IT'S THIS SET OF NUMBERS
 
 vault A112
 [SPOILER=CASH]
 Beatrice sent the cash...[/SPOILER]
 
 100 MILLION YEN
 
 KUMASAWA'S SON AS WELL
 
 SENT WITH THE GOAL OF RETURN TO SENDER
 
 A113
 
 ANGE GOT ONE WHEN SHE WAS SIX
 
 oh fuck, what is this cliffhanger. 11pm now? but in where and when?
 
 SERIOUSLY MAKING EVER 17 LOOK LIKE BABBY-TIER SHIT
 
 556 was a good kid
 
 Oh! That's the first time.... Battler... called Kyrie.. mom..
 
 oh
 
 ;_;
 
 heh, george just serious'd the fuck up
 
 11:10
 
 Ronove/Genji
 
 Gaap oversees George
 Ronove oversees Jessica
 
 the test
 
 Sacrifice:
 
 yourself
 your beloved
 everyone else
 
 Aha, I figured as much. It was about conviction, willpower, and reasoning
 
 ouch, the siesta sisters are crying so hard to virgilia because goldsmith totally shut them down
 
 So, Gaap, is the 33rd ranked.
 [spoiler=the answers]
 Jessica, POE, herself
 George, prepared to throw away everything for Shannon and himself.[/spoiler]
 
 aawwww wfuck yeah
 
 holy shit
 that was definitely not expected.
 
 answer as a maiden. answer as a desperately in-love man.
 
 AND THEN SUDDENLY NOPE FUCK YOU I DECIDE THE ORDER OF THE KILLS AND I DECIDE
 
 FUCK YEAH FISTFIGHT WITH RONOVE???? WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS FIST FIGHT
 
 what the fuck is this gaap is using teleportation bullshit to kick around george?
 
 Influence, Wealth, Force
 
 Gaap is pretty OP.
 
 WHAT I GOT FROM MOM. WAS THE KICK
 WHAT I GOT FROM DAD. WAS FORTITUDE
 
 FORTITUDE. ANALYZE YOUR OPPONENT
 
 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GEORGE IS LIKE SOME FUCKING LU KANE MORTAL KOMBAT SHIT IN HERE
 
 KICKS FROM KARATE
 SPEED FROM TAE KWON DO
 RANGE FROM CAPOEIRA
 
 FORCE IS THE POWER TO CONTROL
 
 HOLY SHIT
 
 MAGICAL BARRIER. DETERRANT. DAMN STRAIGHT
 
 IF WORDS EVENTUALLY MAKE IT THROUGH, THEN THE SAME GOES FOR FISTS
 
 GIVE UP ISN'T WRITTEN IN MY DICTIONARY
 
 48 CLUSTER SUB-ROUND
 
 GATEKEEPER. BLOCKING HIGH-SPEED INTERCEPTION SNIPER ROUNDS
 
 SPIRIT WAVE JAMMING
 
 BRASS KNUCKLES. PERMEATING UPGRADE. IMPACT UPGRADE, PIERCE UPGRADE, SPEED UPGRADE
 
 RONOVE JUST SERIOUS'D
 
 wait what the hell am I playing?
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/t0yi8.png[/img]
 
 [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/u0BPI.png[/IMG]
 
 I shouldn't be laughing this hard hahahahahah
 
 what is this pinging sound. what is this number
 
 LOL THIS EPISODE. IT'S JUST A FUCKING JOKE HAHAHAHHA LOSER FLAGS? THAT HAHAHASDLKFJAS;DLKFJAS
 
 I CAN'T I'M JUST LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF. WHERE IS THIS EVEN SCARY OR INTERESTING OR ANYTHING THIS IS LIKE A PARODY EPISODE HAHAHAHA
 
 calling my boy runningwild in here
 
 "It's even written in a Minemsihobou book!"
 
 Ashita no Joe reference.
 
 6
 *4
 *8
 *160
 *12
 
 >POWER LEVEL 11520
 
 tenkaichi budokai
 
 pffftttttthahahahah what the fuck am I reading hahahahaha
 
 >EVEN THOUGH HE WAS IN MIDAR, HE WAS CALMLY ADJUSTING HIS GLASSES WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER OF HIS RIGHT HAND
 
 LIKE A FUCKING BOSS
 
 another pinging
 
 wait
 
 I
 
 what
 
 fucking
 
 what
 
 fucking troll troll troll troll troll troll troll
 
 I can't even
 
 just that fucking trolling I can't asjdflk;alsdfashf
 
 trolling trolling trolling trolling that was such massive trolling beyond what happened in the third episode fuck this shit
 
 OH I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. THIS IS A FUCKING TWISTED TACTIC. USING KYRIE. USING KYRIE TO CONVINCE BATTLER ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF WITCHES
 
 11:45
 
 what the fuck am I hearing and reading
 
 [spoiler=????][img]http://i.imgur.com/ytFV1.png[/img][/spoiler]
 
 more chess analogies
 
 black squares and white squares
 
 no, seriously, what the fuck am I reading?
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/PbMyP.png[/img]
 
 Battler has a sin. Because of this sin, [spoiler=]people die[/spoiler]
 
 [spoiler=you're]one of the causes for this tragedy[/spoiler]
 
 Wait, is this Beatrice denying Battler....?
 
 lialialia, gapgapgap
 
 lol
 
 damn, beatrice... just went completely batshit
 
 "I am tired of it, and am throwing it away."
 
 "Fickle, inconsistent, moody, temperamental, selfish, simple-minded, cruel. yet never has she shown such an expression
 
 "Your turn will not come. No victory, nor defeat, nor a tie."
 
 AWW SHIT. BATTLER'S USING RED
 
 "I am Ushiromiya Battler"
 "Ushiromiya Battler's mother is Ushiromiya Asumu"
 
 aslkdjf;asdkfjsadlk;fj WHAT IS THIS TWEEEEEEEEEESSSSTTTTTT
 
 WHAT IS THIS TWEEEEEEEESTTTTT HOLY SHIT ASJDIFJAS;LKFJASDFL;K
 
 THIS TWIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT
 
 YOU CANNOT SPEAK RED THAT IS NOT THE TRUTH
 
 BLUE TEXT. HOLY SHIT BLUE TEXT BLUE TEXT FROM BEATRICE. WHAT IS GOING ON ASDLKJF;ASLDKFHAS;LFDH
 
 A MAN WHO KNEW NOTHING OF THAT TIME TOOK [SPOILER=]THE NAME USHIROMIYA BATTLER AND APPEARED ON ROKKENJIMA[/SPOILER]
 
 WHAT IS GOING ON MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCKASDFASDF;LJKA
 
 SIX YEARS AGO. THE OPPONENT. THE TRUE OPPONENT. MY TRUE OPPONENT, USHIROMIYA BATTLER [SPOILER=]WAS ALREADY DEAD[/SPOILER]
 
 A
 
 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? ASDFJLKAS;DFHUGAIOJG HOW THE FUCK?????
 
 [SPOILER=THE TRUTH]A BODY DOUBLE?[/SPOILER]
 
 HE. [spoiler=]ERASED HIMSELF[/SPOILER]
 
 the fuck. what just happened. what kind of fucking resolution is this this is some fucking bullshit asspull
 
 Mariage Sorcerie again
 
 Oh waitaminute... I think I know what Beatrice was trying to do.......
 
 acknowledge. and then accept. and then join.
 
 ........
 
 Kuwadorian, and the harbor
 
 1968 everything stopped. yep. when [spoiler=Beatrice]"died"[/spoiler]
 
 "Without love, it cannot be seen"
 
 "The pages with drawings that had once been colorful... gradually began to change into the color of black ink..."
 Eerie magic circles, and demon summonings. Evil magic for hurting people"
 ...
 Malicious magics were created one after another, burying the pages and her heart...
 white, pure, innocent witch.
 
 Pushing your own pain onto other people's shoulders.
 
 so , EVAtrice is the "black witch"
 
 I should feel anger right, but it's like, I don't feel any anger at all. More, pity. Or perhaps, forgiveness?
 
 ;____________________;
 
 this
 
 there's nothing to be done here
 
 really
 asdlkjfsad;lkfja
 
 ;_______;;
 
 ;_________________;
 
 despairing? perhaps? I am filled with a kind of despair. This is the kind of feeling where you are trampled upon. It is a painful experience to have your entire existence denied, to have everything important to you denied, to have all the important things to your rejected.
 
 Who are you to reject what is important to me? Isn't the most important thing for myself to accept it? It is my world, it is my truth, it is my perspective, so who are you to decide what is in my world?
 
 I CAN'T I JUST FUCKING LOST IT I JUST FASIDFJA;SLDKFJASLD;KFJASDLK;FJAS;LKDFJAS;LDKFJAS;LKDFJAS;LDKFJAS;LDFKJASDFLK
 
 ASDKLFJAS;DFLKJASFD;LKJASDFA
 SDF
 AS
 DFASDFASDFSAJDF;LASKJDFL;KAS
 
 I FUCKING LOST IT SO ASHASODFASDFLSAKJFD;ASKLDFJASFDASDFJASD;FLKJLK;ASJDF;LKASJSDA
 
 I JUST FUCKING LOST IT SOIDSO FHARD
 
 SO HARD I CAN'T
 
 CAN'T EVEN BREATH ASDLKFJAS;DLKFJAS;DFLKJSAD;LFKHADS;L
 
 I FUCKING LOST IT OH MY GOD THE TEARS THEY ARE ENDLESS THIS REVELATION I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO BECOME RELEVANT BUT MOTHER OF GOD I DIDN'T EXPECT IT COME OUT LIKE THIS FUCK EVERYTHING GOD DAMN IT ASDFASJDF;LASKJDF;LKASDJF
 
 DESPAIR AND SO MUCH LEVELS OF PITY I AM A CRYING MESS AND I DON'T EVEN CARE
 
 ;___________________________;
 
 maria ;_____________________________;
 
 I can't even bear this at all
 
 this fucking line
 
 [spoiler=don't click this, it'll reduce the impact][img]http://i.imgur.com/LYpTx.png[/img][/spoiler]
 
 losing it so hard right now I've just lost my shit completely
 
 
 [23:45]	<sacchaRIN>	Procy:
 [23:45]	<sacchaRIN>	help help help help help help help
 [23:45]	<Procy>	tasukete
 [23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	(previous image)
 [23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	ffffffffffffffffffff
 [23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	I am not okay
 [23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	I am not okay at all
 [23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	oh my god ;___________________;
 [23:46]	<Procy>	look at that bitch
 [23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	I am not okay I am not okay I am not okay I am not okay
 [23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	i'm dyin man
 [23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	;_______________;
 [23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	and this goddamn music doesn't help at all
 [23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	fucking pianos
 [23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	fucking strings
 [23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	fucking bells
 [23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	this fucking music
 
 [spoiler=the uu uu uu]
 On the day of a picnic where Maria onee-chan and Rosa oba-san were alone
 It was written that this was one of the five happiest days of her life
 And Onee-chan was singing a song she had just learned from her Mama
 ......She had been delighted
 But partway through, she forgot the lyrics
 But since she saw that her Mama was so delighted, she tried to sing until the very end.
 With 'uu-uu-uu-
 ......She had sung it with fake lyrics, but her Mama was very pleased......`
 After that, 'uu-' remained as an incantation to remember that day she had spent in fun and happiness with her Mama
 Of course, even though she had thought it funny at first, Rosa oba-san eventually tired of hearing it,`@` and later on, scolded Onee-chan when she said it, ......but to Onee-chan, it was a memory of a fun day that she would never forget......
 [/spoiler]
 
 ;____________________________________________;
 
 OH MY GOD A REVELATION.
 
 OH MY GOD.
 
 THE WITCHES. THE WITCHES THE WITCHES
 
 [SPOILER=THE WITCHES]
 
 CAN'T STAND IT? HEY YOU CAN'T STAND IT? YOU WHITE WITCHES OF HAPPINESS? IF YOU CAN'T STAND IT THAT MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US? SHOW US YOUR MAGIC![/SPOILER]
 
 black witch EVA
 white witch MARIA
 
 black witch denial of Witch of Origins, Lady Maria
 
 revenge is a bitch
 
 fuck yeah Ange. fuck yeah. seven stakes of purgatory are finally back in action
 
 And that's the end of that battle.
 
 sup golden land
 
 YOU AREN'T A REAL WITCH, BEATRICE. ANGE. A WITCH, AND ALSO DENYING WITCHES. WHAT IS THIS CONTRADICTION
 
 THE VERY EXISTENCE OF THE ALLIANCE PROVES THAT YOU ARE NOT A WITCH
 
 Oh shit, Beatrice just used REDTEXT?????
 
 awwwwwww shiieeetttt
 
 The Witch of Resurrection ANGE
 
 You'll fight for all eternity to win.
 
 sup Lambdadelta
 
 [spoiler=SPOILERS AHOY CAREFUL][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KyJ7Y.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]
 
 BLUE TEXT, BLUE TEXT EVERYWHERE
 
 SALUTE. ANGE. SALUTE ANGE THE PIECE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE
 
 aaawwww fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
 
 MY BODY IS READY FOR THE NEXT EPISODE
 
 FUCK YEAH EPIC MUSIC
 
 TRYING TO KILL ME? I WILL. BRING IT ON BEATRICE
 
 It took Ange to wake up Battler
 
 Tea Party time
 
 oh so this is what happened to battler after Beatrice just lost her cool completely
 
 Kinzo apparently likes fire
 
 "I'll kill you"
 
 red is passion, blue is truth
 roses and forget-me-nots
 
 PS this music is awesome it's like a remix of Worldend Dominator plus like two other tracks
 
 Episode one, [spoiler=]Kinzo was already dead[/spoiler]
 
 Episode two, [spoiler=]Rosa is involved with the passing of Master Keys[/spoiler]
 
 Episode three, [spoiler=]Eva is the culprit, 18th X unknown person. Someone locked the window after George exited[/spoiler]
 
 Episode four, [spoiler=]Kinzo is the title, not necessarily the person[/spoiler]
 
 fuck off Kinzo, you're in the way
 
 Hey, Battler just shut down Kinzo lol
 
 "After being tricke once, Battler will never sympathize with me again."
 
 Oops, looks like Beatrice isn't throwing in the towel just yet
 
 And, apparently, it seems that [spoiler=Kinzo]was dead from the very beginning[/spoiler]
 
 HOW TO DEFEAT BEATRICE IN AN ARGUMENT:
 
 STEP 1: BE AS RIDICULOUS AND OVER THE TOP BULLSHIT AS POSSIBLE
 
 /END
 
 what the fuck the food they ate had small bombs what the fuck[01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	Procy: what the fuck
 
 [01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	the food they ate
 [01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	had small bombs
 [01:18]	<Procy>	SMALL
 [01:18]	<Procy>	BOMBS
 [01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	what kind of fucking logic is this
 [01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	i can't
 [01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	i can't even
 [01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	what the actual fuck man
 [01:19]	<sacchaRIN>	my mind is full of fuck
 [01:19]	<sacchaRIN>	what kind of asspull
 [01:19]	<sacchaRIN>	is this
 [01:19]	<sacchaRIN>	agatha christie is rolling around in her grave
 
 [img]http://www.combattoads.com/nippon/src/126265105332.jpg[/img]
 
 SMALL
 BOMBS
 
 >I'll make you scrap meat too, then the siblings can be all mixed together like ground beef and pork
 
 [01:25]	<sacchaRIN>	I like
 [01:25]	<sacchaRIN>	mysteries
 [01:25]	<sacchaRIN>	but this is just fucking bogus
 [01:25]	<sacchaRIN>	like what the fuck
 
 wait what did I just witness
 
 
 the revival of a... Beatrice?
 
 also, this
 
 [spoiler=;_;][img]http://i.imgur.com/BxETS.png[/img][/spoiler]
 
 Onto the ?????
 
 Kakera, fragment # 12341827451897072038512
 
 hahahahaha
 
 man, Lambdadelta and Bernkastel. This has to be OTP or something
 
 Hahahahaha. Neither the Witch of Miracles nor the Witch of Certainty are willing to bet on Beato's victory
 
 [01:44]	<sacchaRIN>	awwww fuck
 [01:44]	<sacchaRIN>	that was pretty fucking terrifying
 
 oh fuck
 
 bern
 bern's expression, along with lam's expression
 
 jesus christ how terrifying
 
 I'm really curious now.....
 
 I really think that...
 
 [spoiler=]Beatrice isn't really a witch. Or something like that. Like, she's really not that great of a witch or something, considering how Bern and Lam basically could overpower her?[/spoiler]
 
 And, that's it. That's it for Episode 1-4
 
 A pretty good read. I suppose it's fine time for the next four.
 
 Fuck yeah there's a music box option? BRB downloading OST
 
 
 
 
 TIME TO START UMINEKO CHIRU
 
 augh fuck it starts straight with mirage coordinator music. shit's about to go down
 
 "After begging him to kill her... the Golden Witch had become a corpse which had given up on living."
 
 oh fuck Lambda is the gamemaster now. I don't know how to feel about this.
 
 and I just have a feeling there is definitely a lot more to Bern than meets the eye
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/FSkRH.png[/img]
 
 this fucking face. this fucking face
 
 so, Lambda is subbing in for Beato, and Bern is subbing in for Battler
 
 aka the two MCs are now irrelevant? ??
 
 Okay, so death confirmed with absolute certainty
 
 wait. fuck off. >certainty
 
 get out of my game lambda
 
 But why is there a demon stake being used already? The six chosen by the key shouldn't be related to the demon stake...
 
 wait wait wait who is this new bitch??????
 
 OH HO. Ep 5, apparently [spoiler=Kinzo]dies right off the bat[/spoiler]
 
 Ah, and again it's revealed that Krauss really was [spoiler=]using Kinzo's assets as collateral[/spoiler]
 
 
 what is this wizardry, he just revived?
 
 I have developed a soft spot for Natsuhi.
 
 Oh damn, it looks like Natsuhi is the acting head.
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/aypl8.png[/img]
 
 There's gotta be some sort of reference here, right?
 
 LOGIC. HOW DOES IT WORK. ALREADY DEAD BUT ILLUSION AND MAKING HIM AN ILLUSION
 
 Knox's 4th. Unknown drugs and unusual scientific devices to be used
 Knox's 3rd. No hidden passages/doors
 
 Knox's ten rules of mysteries
 
 Oh, so this is the previous conference before the one that Battler attended?
 
 .. [spoiler=The 4th Game]As far as the battle between you and Beato goes, the conclusion was already reached last time.[/spoiler]
 
 
 how mericless, Bern...
 
 "If no one can refute it.. doesn't that mean it's the truth?"
 
 "A blade is a tool if you use it when you're supposed to, but it's a wepaon if you use it out of malice."
 
 "At times, Kyrie was able to throw away all compassion and think in an extremely ruthless manner"
 
 heh, best character
 
 Oh, so there was that pre-conference before the family conference. And the whole Disneyland thing with Maria was because of that conference
 
 Oh, what is this plot tweeeest, 19 years ago for Natsuhi?
 
 [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nshoN.png[/IMG]
 
 what the fuck am I reading
 
 <untap, upkeep, draw>
 
 TRULY THIS IS MAGIC
 
 The first day begins.
 
 Ihihihihi, sorry about that, yeah, I forgot, marshmallows are what comes out of a girl's butt, right?
 
 So Ange got sick, and the marshmallows turned into syrup
 
 Oh, so this is why... [spoiler=]Gohda wasn't allowed to serve Kinzo?[/spoiler]
 
 Riiche. Stupidest nickname ever
 
 >mfw a drifter
 
 Furudo Erika
 
 >She managed to drift to the island unharmed thanks to several miracles"
 >miracles
 
 BERRNNNNNKASTELLLLLLLL
 
 
 "The detective" The detective isn't the culprit.
 
 awww fuck augh fuck augh fuck this theme of strings I'm not ready for this is this supposed to be Erika's theme? if so this is elegant as shit
 
 "this level of reasoning is possible for Furudo Erika"
 
 oh fuck yes I feel this line is going to be a recurring theme.
 
 "If a riddle is solvable, she can solve it without fail, regardless of difficulty."
 
 It's like I'm really in space now
 
 11 or 13 characters.
 
 This truly is the answer arc
 
 oh shit it's a piano and string arrangement of happiness of the marionette fuck yes
 
 oh damn. a map. i'm not ready for this
 
 >how could you explain this nightmarish miracle of coincidences?!"
 
 I swear to god if I see the word miracle one more time
 
 >Phantom Silver Crystal and Moon Stick
 
 sup sailor moon reference
 
 hahahhahahahah BATTLER. BATTLER IS A TRUE LORD.
 
 with a bit of help from Erika. Lord Battler will put you in your place. Truly a miracle has taken place
 
 >intellectual rapist
 
 mmmmm delicious
 
 Everything Beato is doing for show... it doesn't make sense..
 
 So.. Beatrice hates Battler? But that's not quite right either. X=Y=0
 
 what is this logic aaaaaaa
 
 but wait
 
 X=0
 Y=0
 X+Y>0
 
 HOW DO I INTO MATH
 
 that. that almost made me tear up a bit. Krauss can actually be a pretty cool dude when it comes down to it
 
 what the hell is this phone call each time.. this isn't something cooked up by Kyrie's relatives, is it?
 
 oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck it's a letter
 
 oh fuck yes it's the [spoiler=]the ring[/spoiler]
 
 SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET ALL REAL UP IN HERE
 
 OH SHIT. OHS SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IT'S ABOUT BATTLER'S BIRTH. THAT'S WHAT RUDOLPH SAID THAT LAST TIME FUCK IT WAS A FUCKING RED HERRING IN EPISODE 3 OR 4 OR WHATEVER FUCK FUCK FUCK A;LSKDJFASLKFH
 
 I don't even know what's going on
 
 Oh that baby. Was that baby....
 
 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 it's like it's ever17 with 17s in here
 augh yea, my body is ready
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/zOirW.png[/img]
 
 >mfw it's actually [spoiler=the voice and the call]it's it's lambda what the actual fuck, call from another dimension are you a fucking wizard. stop playing with the pieces directly[/spoiler]
 
 >You should stop being a witch and become a voice actress
 
 hahahaha
 
 "a grotesque pop and cute murder case" what kind of fucking logic lambda
 
 ahaha.wav that fucking laugh man
 
 5th Game: End of the Golden Witch
 
 2nd Day
 
 
 this isn't even a closed room. what. duct tape and shit
 
 fucking weak. what is lambda trying to pull here
 
 [spoiler=]
 Jessica, George, Rosa, Maria, Genji... and?? Krauss? bloodstains?[/spoiler]
 
 
 Interesting. Bern can't taunt Lamda into using red.
 
 >Record of the Three Kingdoms
 
 oh man, this reference
 
 wwwwwwww get told Erika. Get told.
 
 "I'd never say something as arrogant as 'I read books' it isn't something a person who only reads about a hundred per year should say so lightly, don't you think?"
 
 >photographic memory
 
 how convenient Erika
 
 Oh, so this is how Erika set up the whole [spoiler=]Natsuhi is a the culprit[/spoiler]
 
 "Good day, pleased to meet you. And goodbye!"
 
 oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck it's beatrice
 
 Erika the double and Dlanor. The 7th? Eiserne Jungfrau, Red Key and Blue Key.
 
 
 >Executed
 
 god damn it too many new pieces fuck
 
 What is with these random caps. let us CONTINUE ... OPPONENT
 
 "That is USELESS"
 
 what the fuck now it's the siesta sisters, along with another Heaven Guard. what the fuck is going on. it's like asspulls everywhere
 
 passing physically, conceptually, or by any other method.
 
 precision blockade. it's the siesta sisters
 
 "Knox's 3rd. It is forbidden for hiddne passages to exist."
 
 EXIST EXIST EXIST EXIST EXIST
 
 Knox's 4th. Unknown drugs and devices cannot be used.
 
 oh god it's fucking Kuwadorian. God damn it this entire VN is just fucking asspulls and shit
 
 check Finished check Finished check Finished check Finished
 
 "It's useless. It's all useless"
 
 Getrude/Cornelia
 
 "Let it be said that X"
 
 Knox's 8th
 
 what the fuck did he just jump out the third floor window. this is totally fucking bullshit
 
 I don't even understand what the fuck I'm reading now. The entire premise of this story just got blown out the window, no pun intended. Seriously, what the fuck is the point of this story now. Like, everything that I've been working with has pretty much been just changed.
 
 >This isn't reasoning... it's insane!
 
 get dunked, Erika
 
 WELCOME TO BEATO'S AND MY GAME. WELCOME, FURUDO ERIKA
 
 [spoiler=jumping out windows]
 [15:36]	<sacchaRIN>	Procy: hahahahhaahha
 [15:36]	<sacchaRIN>	I don't even understand what i'm reading anymore
 [15:37]	<Procy>	what part
 [15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	what just happened
 [15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	with battler
 [15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	and erika
 [15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	and dlanor
 [15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	what the fuck is going on
 [15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	that was just like
 [15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	herpaderp i'm going to no longer deny witches
 [15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	or something
 [15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	jump out of window
 [15:38]	<Procy>	oh
 [15:38]	<Procy>	lol
 [15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	three stories? no prob
 [15:38]	<Procy>	that part
 [15:38]	<Procy>	SUCH A MAD THING TO DO
 [15:38]	<Procy>	taking a morning stroll
 [15:38]	<Procy>	out your window
 [15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	Hello, pleased to meet you, and goodbye
 [/spoiler]
 
 "Magic that hides the result in darkness is EVIL. I will not permit IT. However, magic that governs the process is not necessarily EVIL. My foe is evil itself, not MAGIC.
 
 Embellisment. Embellishment. Magic is an embellishment
 
 afternoon tea time
 
 waitaminute. So it's apparent that Lambda and Bern have something they're trying to do right now...
 
 "Direct, indirect, intentional, coicidental, unintentional means."
 
 fucking tl;dr right here
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/0gx0w.png[/img]
 
 Battler saving Natsuhi's ass right there
 
 Midnight
 
 [spoiler=The Court of Illusions.]
 
 Lambdadelta, The Witch of Certainty, GM
 Bernkastel, Witch of Miracles, pierece the Illusion of the Witch
 Beatrice, Endless Witch, claim existence, protect Natsuhi and Kinzo
 Battler Ushiromiya, denial of witches
 Erika Furudo, detective
 
 the rest of the cast
 
 Virgilia
 Gaap
 Ronove
 Seven Sisters of Purgatory
 
 Gertrude, Assistant Inquistor of Heresy
 Cornelia, "" ""
 Dlanor A. Knox,
 
 Siesta Sisters Imperial Guard[/spoiler]
 
 38 Characters. What the fuck this size of the cast.
 
 Objection. X
 Objection. Y
 
 it's about to get really Phoenix Wright in here
 
 [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ct5SC.png[/IMG]
 
 SERIOUSLY TL;DR
 
 "Will you now claim that you went to crawl into Battler's bed later on? Well, if you say you were looking at Battler's sleeping face all night long to confirm his alibi"
 
 :|
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/Vwx80.png[/img]
 
 NOT CREEPY AT ALL. NOPE. NOT AT ALL
 
 this is giving me headache. Really, like this is way too much effort to read. I'm too tired to try to think through all this shit
 
 >a possibility of a thriving culture of space bunnies
 
 wat
 
 Finite Witch Virgilia
 
 Kasparov. Deep Blue. sup chess references
 
 Bern, the witch who knows that miracles don't occur
 
 fucking Bern. asjkdfalks fucking BERN. RUDE AS FUCK. FUCK OFF BERN. REAL.
 
 [spoiler=BERN IS FUCKING RUDE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Jj4TH.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]
 
 OH FUCK IT'S BATTLER
 
 Oh, I'm just now learning Knox. Ronald Knox
 
 http://www.writingclasses.com/InformationPages/index.php/PageID/303
 
 Battler is really grasping at thin air here. Seriously
 
 these fucking witches man. these fucking witches. fucking cannot get on their level masfdasfasdflkja;glasfda
 
 yes I am mad fuckfuckfuck these fucking witches
 WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LOGIC IS THIS ASLDFJASKLD;FASKF WHAT FUCK OFF LAMBDA FUCK OFF BERN YOU GUYS SADLKJF;ASDFLSA;FDHAS;D
 
 [SPOILER=WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BERN WHAT KIND OF CUKIGNADFLJSKADFA]THEREFORE IT IS SUSPECTED THAT USHIROMIYA NATSUHI AND USHIROMIYA KINZO HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH EACH OTHER[/SPOILER]
 
 >disguised as beatrice
 
 fuck
 
 And here's the credits. Episode 5, finished.
 
 god Bern is just terrible.
 
 This is Happiness of the Marionette, but why am I so fucking mad right now. Yes I am frustrated
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/5F0Lv.png[/img]
 
 Erika, [spoiler=]the Witch of Truth[/spoiler]
 
 Red Key of Judgement: The weapon of denial. Conceptual denial.
 Blue Key of Reflection: free use
 
 Okay, so it's almost like cross examination and direct examination. There are a lot of restrictions with Direct Examination, but the power is it allows a witness to speak openly and narrate, while Cross Examination is strictly Yes/No questions, but casts doubt on the witness or situation, when possible.
 
 Episode 6: Checkmate of the Golden Witch
 
 Thank you, Liar, Goodbye, Sorry.
 
 ;_;
 
 So Dlanor A Knox is "Richard Knox's" duaghter or something.
 
 okay cool
 
 wat
 
 side note
 
 http://i.imgur.com/DK4ak.jpg
 
 you will never be the <cute> and <pop> lambdadelta
 
 "Without love, the truth cannot be seen" yeah it's that line again
 
 ;_______________________; oh god what what the hell is this I'm crying and
 ao
 asdfasfdasd
 
 adfaksjdfaosidh
 
 oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck you kidding me right what kind of fucking revelation is this ahsidfjasdf;klashfgalsfja;lskgf
 
 GOLDEN. enough with this fucking gold shit gold gold gold ENDLESS SORCEROR.
 
 oh fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
 
 [spoiler=I'M NOT LADY FOR THIS][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NKVGP.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]
 
 [spoiler=I am so confused right now]
 [20:28]	<sacchaRIN>	oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
 [20:29]	<Procy>	augh yeah
 [20:29]	<Procy>	shit about to get real
 [20:29]	<Procy>	no battler, you are the witches
 [20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	wait what the fuck
 [20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	^^^^^^^^^^
 [20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	that
 [20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	like
 [20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	what
 [20:29]	<Procy>	and then battler was a witch
 [20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	this VN
 [20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	yes
 [20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	what the fuck
 [20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	I am so confused now
 [/spoiler]
 
 [spoiler=NOT READY FOR THIS SHIT][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BwXQA.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]
 
 GAME MASTER
 
 oh fuck yes this music. I approve of this shit
 
 HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY TDAFLDKJAS;DLFJASKL;DF HOLY SHIT SHOLTKAJLSDKFJAL;DKF
 
 AHSODFIHAJSD;OFJAS;IDHA;IGSOHASFJSAD
 F
 ASDFASDLFJASD;FHASLD;FHJASDF
 
 THIS FUCKIGN REVELATIONAOSID FJASIODFJAS;IOFDHSAIOFHAS;ODFHASIDF
 ASFJASDFHASJOIFSA;FHI
 
 NO BATTLER, YOU ARE THE BABY
 
 KJLS;LKDJAF;L
 
 NOT THE SON. NOT THE SON NOT THE SON ASDFKJLASDF;LASHDFSAD
 
 RED TRUTHS, RED TRUTHS EVERYWHERE. JUST MAYBE. JUST MAYBE. THERE'S A MIRACLE OF SURVIVAL?
 
 19 YEARS. 19 YEARS AGO.
 
 SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES WITH REGARDS TO BIRTH. OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK.
 
 I'm grinning like a madman
 
 oh fuck yes what is this fucking madness I am grinning like a fucking crazy man this shit is fucking nuts
 
 it's like asspulls and all sorts of bullshit but I don't even care this is off the wall
 
 SUP RONOVE. OH HEY SUP
 
 TIMING. TIMING. TIMING OF ANNOUNCEMENTS. VICTIMS WERE ALIVE. TIMING OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT. WHAT IS THIS FUCKING WORDPLAY
 
 SMOTHERED MATE
 
 OH MAN I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING THINKING AT ALL I GOT CAUGHT UP IN ERIKA'S LOGICAL STORM THAT I FAILED TO SEE THE INCONSISTENCY THERE. HOW CAN [SPOILER=KINZO]MOVE THE DEAD BODIES AWAY AS PART OF ERIKA'S THEORY WHEN INHERENTLY KINZO DOES NOT EXIST IN THAT TIMESPAN[/SPOILER]
 
 YES FURUDO ERIKA, YOU MUST REVISE YOUR THEORY.
 
 revise this. *grabs dick*
 
 >MFW GOLD TRUTH.
 
 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
 
 ONLY BE USED BY THE TERRITORY LORD. ONLY BY THE GAMEMASTER
 
 OH SHIT. NO LONGER OBJECTIVE. GAME PIECE NO LONGER OBJECTIVE
 
 RED TRUTH FROM 4TH GAME
 
 terrifying dude
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/CY2RU.png[/img]
 
 augh yea, that's it for the ???????
 
 Episode 6, Dawn of the Golden Witch. No more checkmate, fuck off Erika
 
 wait is this an easter egg
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/4Mc9S.png[/img]
 
 Episode 6, here we go
 
 Marriage.. to Erika.
 
 hrm
 
 and now it's Ange again.
 
 Hachijo Tohya. 11019960576, 18^18, tohya no hachijo
 
 more wordplay
 
 End, Alliance, Banquet, Oh it's her writing?
 
 yo this is the author inside the story
 
 ANOTHER WITCH. GOD DAMN IT
 
 observed through battler's eyes previously
 
 elegant as all hell
 
 >Featherine Augustus Aurora, Witch of Theatergoing, Drama, and Spectating.
 
 "miko? You want me to be your shrine maiden?"
 
 oh that was just plain weird seeing Beatrice act all polite and kind and meek
 
 Death of a piece.
 Death of a person
 
 The sin of years ago. Almost as though [spoiler=Beatrice]was Battler's piece[/spoiler]
 
 So the logic goes:
 
 [spoiler=]
 Battler sinned six years ago.
 People died. Beatrice was responsible
 Beatrice was created due to Battler's sin six years ago.
 [/spoiler]
 
 ;_; feels bad man. just born, not of the same personality, but the same inherent soul..
 
 augh yeah, no longer furniture
 
 d'awwwwwwww jessica kanon OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP
 
 Yoshiya
 
 six years. Hmmmmm...
 
 When will it be revealed what is the reason why [spoiler=]Beatrice and Battler, something about six years ago, and the cause of the massacre being Battler?[/spoiler]
 
 Oh hey, Virgilia pops up out of Kumasawa again.
 
 Endless and Finite Witch Publius Virgilia Maro
 
 Endless Witch and Apprentice Witch of Resurrection
 
 Oh hey, welcome back Erika.
 
 NO. THIS SHIT IS STUPID. FUCKING LOGIC.
 
 [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q7l93.png[/IMG]
 
 IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT IS STUPID. ONE SLICE, EIGHT PIECES. FUCKING CHEESE, HOW DOES IT WORK.
 
 oh fucking darkness. that shit just sent shivers up my spine. what's going on in episode six. What's going on in episode six what the hell was I knew it was coming I knew there was a boo moment but god damn it that stupid scream.wav or whatever freaks me out each time.
 
 >Your wings should have existed for Father's sake. Just when did you have one of those torn off... and end up so drastically different
 
 >wings
 >torn off
 
 ONE-WINGED EAGLE METAPHOR
 
 >mfw two Beatrice
 
 jesus calm down erika no need to bitch out maria here over beatrice
 
 magic battle what the fuck
 
 IT'S THAT BROOCH. THAT GOLDEN BUTTERFLY BROOCH
 
 Interesting, so only one of them is burned by scorpions and spiders.
 
 with magic and no body
 with body and no magic
 
 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GOLDEN SLAUGHTER. GOLDEN SLAUGHTER + THAT STUPID FUCKING SCREAM/SCREECH SOUND FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT WASN'T EVEN ANYTHING SCARY IT'S JUST THAT FUCKING MUSIC.
 
 TO REMOVE ONE CHAIN, YOU MUST SET THE OTHER ONE
 
 IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SET OR UNSET THE CHAIN LOCK FROM THE OUTSIDE BY ANY MEANS
 
 IT'S A FUCKING CLOSED ROOM.
 
 d'awwww I ship this so hard Jessica Kanon OTP
 
 Magic, belief, love.
 
 >..that's less like furniture and more like... you're just a girl... who loves him.
 
 Hmm.. I wonder
 
 Is this the most convoluted love story ever told?
 
 HAHAHAHAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA
 
 [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cTTpI.png[/IMG]
 
 >stomach
 >wallet
 HMMMMMMMM
 
 ;_________________________;
 
 oh god fucking string music. string music is fucking terrible. just. string music and pianos. and shit. god damn it. it's the main umineko theme and it's just ;_____________;
 
 [spoiler=this music this text]
 
 I know... Even though that Beato is you without a doubt... she's a different being than the former you... and I can say with certainty... that you will never revive again...
 
 [/spoiler]
 
 ;____;
 
 >In the past, you also... you also waited and waited... for me to remember... and take notice...
 
 Exact opposite of how it used to be...
 
 ;_____________________________;
 
 ;___________________________;
 
 this fucking track this fucking music track asdkjfals;kdfhajsfa
 asdlkjf;adlkfjaslfkhja;slfkg;asjlkf
 askljg;aslkfjaslhk;ljak;laj;dlkfjas
 alj;dhgrijfjra
 a
 asdflkja;sasaiohao;fha
 
 ;_______________________;
 
 ajfkaldlkjf;asjfdkajklg god damn it I am crying so hard right now jklassdf;lahs
 
 I just completely lost it right here
 
 [spoiler=losing it so hard right now][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ySOts.png[/IMG][/spoiler]
 
 akjdlf;asdf;lasfd;hauog;difjadsf fuck fuckfuckfuck
 
 combine that with this fucking music
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHA7Aw2GiE
 
 fffffffffffffffffffffffffff
 
 a double and a daughter
 
 ;_;
 
 The only time I remember crying this hard was in episode 4 about Maria's diary, and [spoiler=]the true meaning of uu-uu[/spoiler]
 
 >Furfur
 >Zepar
 
 what the fuck is this shit I am seeing
 
 More of the 72 Great Demons, I see
 
 Furfur - offensive power.
 Zepar - defensive power.
 
 two different genders
 
 But..... they both look female.....
 
 these fucking demons of love. trolling level maximum
 
 oh fuck, REAL yandere shit in here
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/IeTYS.png[/img]
 
 Is this trying to make me sympathize with her? Because this doesn't sympathize with her.
 
 OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK WORLD END DOMINATOR OH FUCK OH FUCK IS THIS SHIT REAL OH SHIT IT'S REAL IT'S REAL IT'S FUCKING EVA-TRICE. OH FUCK SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I'M NOT READY FOR THIS
 
 Wukong, crushed by the mountains of fire, water, wood, metal, earth
 
 火曜、　水曜、　木曜、　金曜、　土曜
 
 days of the week as well. cool reference, EVA.
 
 augh fuck, you almost had me going for a second there
 
 OH FUCK. IT'S MORTAL STAMPEDE. FUCK YEAH GEORGE
 
 Once again George proving himself manly as fuck. Truly he is Hideyoshi's and Eva's son.
 
 Kyrie really is the coolest.
 
 holyyyyyy shitttttt. that just sent chills down my spine
 
 "After all... if she hadn't died, I would have killed her... In other words, she was fated to die no matter what. The miracle is that even though she did die, I didn't have to get my hands dirt. That's all."
 
 oh fuck this kind of battle. between. kyrie. and jessica. oh shit. shit is really about to get down.
 
 >Flame upgrade
 >Mass upgrade
 >Armor-piercing upgrade
 
 lol
 
 >Armor upgrade
 >All-attribute defense
 >counter-attacking armor upgrade
 
 oh fuck it's leviathan. TRUE ENVY. 18 YEARS OF ENVY. TRUE POWER RIGHT HERE
 
 >speed upgrade
 >instantaneous upgrade
 >speed of sound upgrade
 
 1225 km/h
 
 Two years worth of envy. 2x365=730 days, 17520 hours total
 
 >Permeation upgrade
 >Attack transmision, indirect attack power upgrade
 
 waiting for a battle royale of some kind
 
 oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh sohasdkfjas;dlfhasdf;ajsdf
 sa
 sadofhasldfhasldfkjsadf
 
 asdjf;alsjf oh shit oh shit I fucking jumped out of my chair that was fucking terrifying god shivereasdfakjlsd;falsjkdfa
 
 oh fuck fucfkcuf MARIA just showed up and is now really really really really fucking pissed holy shit alkdsjfsla;kdfhaso;difhsaiodf
 
 >Her anger at having that stolen from her was near madness
 
 oh shit red threads,
 
 oh fucking Sakutarou, diplomatic immunity is fucking bullshit powers
 
 oh that was actually kind of boring, I was expecting something interesting there...
 
 OH HO HO. JUST AS PLANNED. NUMBER OF LOVERS? SIX. NUMBER OF SACRIFICES? SIX. THE TRIALS. THE SIX CHOSEN BY THE KEY. HOW CLEVER.
 
 oh wow.... he killed... he killed himself... as the sixth victim............
 
 OH SHIT. SO IT MUST BE. IT MUST BE WHAT WAS IN THAT ROOM. THAT CHAIN. AND THAT LOCK. IT WAS HIM. OH SHIIIIIIIT
 
 [spoiler=in order to do magic]it was necessary to create a crime that would be be possible by human hands. A closed room murder[/spoiler]
 
 Lambda - perfect closed room
 Bern - perfect murder
 
 >I didn't come here to sip from a rotten yogurt Fragment like this
 
 bern_sip.png
 
 never seen someone celebrate and be so happy over duct tape
 
 Second twilight. Tear apart the two who are close. So thus, it's a pair of lovers.
 
 The second trial: Decide how the the pair should be selected
 
 Split: Krauss, Rudolf, Jessica, Genji, Kanon, Gohda
 
 Hideyoshi, George, Shannon, Kumasawa, Nanjo, Erika
 
 constant chess metaphors
 
 oh hey of course it's a letter after the fact
 
 logic error: a trick that has become impossible
 
 looks like Erika played dirty with the duct tape
 
 AND TWICE. SHE DENIED IT TWICE. FUCKING ROOMS, HOW DO THEY WORK.
 
 holy shit holy shit what logic did he use??????????
 
 how is this fucking possible?
 
 HAPPINESS OF THE MARIONETTE SLOW STRING VERSION ASDLFJASDL;F
 
 	oh I see this logic
 
 
 but wait Dlanor just denied it. how the fuck?????
 
 >REKILLED THEM . W
 
 WAT. WAT WHAT IS THIS HOW THE FUCK WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LOGIC. RETROACTIVE ASSPULLS I AM CALLING SO MANY LEVELS OF BULLSHIT ON THIS FUCKING SHIT ALKSDJFA;SDFJAS;LKDF
 
 FUCK FUCKFUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING LOGIC. IT'S LOGIC BUT IT'S LIKE ASSPULL RETROACTIVE LIKE I DONT' EVEN WANT TO READ THIS STUPID SHIT ANYMORE.
 
 oh damn. and I had a feeling. I really had a feeling, that from the beginning,[spoiler=trap] the person trapped in the room was [/spoiler][spoiler=]Battler. The Battler that needed to find a way out of the room with the two chains[/spoiler]
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/2D1iO.png[/img]
 
 Oh Lambda is actually kind of..... yeah. she is stronger than she lets on.
 
 You know..... every once in a while... that terror comes back to me... I wonder... whether I really have escaped from that hell.. what if... I actually lost my mind a long time ago... and I'm still in there... just seeing a delusion of us all chatting happily like this...?
 
 And so, I need to constantly feel.. truly feel that this isn't a dream...
 
 Hey.. are you guys... really.. real?
 
 You guys...
 
 You guys aren't just an insane delusion I'm having inside that hell... right? Right? Right.....?
 
 god. maximum creepy level Lambdadelta....
 
 truly boredom is terrifying....
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/QMbEX.png[/img]
 
 Oh.. Bern's hell as well...
 
 
 >black cat
 
 aww fuck. it's back to the beginning. we'll see how they get out of this situation.
 
 inb4 love is the answer
 
 oh shit. bracing for epic. one on one fight between [spoiler=]Kanon and Shannon[/spoiler]
 
 magic dueling bullets. hey, better than children's card games
 
 19 years to create the tale
 19 years to reach this unavoidable day
 19 year old true territory lord
 19 steps
 
 To me... you are in the way.
 
 seals = closed room
 
 aw shit, Gaap is starting to do some unreal shit here
 
 >There's a rumor that they refused Comiket applications for the same thing nyeh~
 
 SUP FOURTH WALL BREAKING
 
 Siesta 127, 2 km range
 Siesta 20, 6000 rpm
 
 >I bet she comes with certainty
 >I bet she comes miraculously
 
 god damn it these witches
 
 Welp, that's that.
 
 Guitar version of the golden witch theme
 oh fuck slow string version oh fuck I was not ready for that
 
 Love's truth. Is that it requires two.
 
 Furniture.. is sub-human, so it doesn't add up to two with a human.
 
 STATUS DOES MATTER.
 
 NOT A COMPLETE SOUL
 
 LOVE IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
 
 zero sum game. -0.5 to add 0.5 to another value.
 
 
 SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE THAT DUEL salute salute salute that duel salute that duel
 
 ;_; little beato... little Beato ;___________;
 
 why what the hell is this logic. fucking demons of love what the hell is this bullshit fuck your sorceryasdafjsldal;skjaljsfdha;sldfjl
 
 ;______________;
 
 oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god the reveal this reveal from the past......
 
 [quote=]Well, I'd probably like a Jessica-ish girl. If I'm crude, why shouldn't she be too? It'd probably be just perfect to have a rough, relaxed relationship where we could mess around without worrying about gender and talk dirty with no worries! So if I ever get a girlfriend, I'd like someone who I could joke around with all the time! What would she look like? I'm not too picky about that. Well, if she did happen to be a glamorous woman, blonde and bouncy with blue eyes like in Western films, ihihihihi, that'd be awesome. I'd love to rub those boobs. [/spoiler]
 
 :|
 
 Beato.....
 
 Take the golden hair that he likes, take the blue eyes he likes, take this personality tha matches his
 
 [spoiler=and then...]you must love him in my place[/spoiler]
 
 ;_____________________;
 
 [spoiler=and then...]if possible, you must be loved by him[/spoiler]
 
 From this day forward, you will no longer be me.
 From this day forward, I will no longer be you.
 
 With love, they will truly be able to see us...
 
 ;____________________________;
 
 A witch is not one that solves puzzles
 
 TIME TO LEARN THE TRUE TERROR OF THE GOLDEN WITCH
 
 AWWWW SHIT TIME FOR SOME REAL SHIT
 
 Lambda-chan fan club. 10/10 would join
 
 AWWWWWWWW FUCK YEAHHHHHHH FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAA
 
 SUPPPPPP BEAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIICHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE
 
 BEEEEEEEATRICEEEEEEA SFDAJ;SDLKAHSDF;ASDFH THAT SMIRK THAT GRIN THAT FUCKING AHAHA.WAV FUCK YEAH BEATRICE WELCOME BACK I AM LAUGHING LIKE A MADMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
 
 >DASHING FROM HELL TO THE GRAVE.
 
 SYMBOLISM AT ITS FINEST. VIRGILIA BEING OP AS FUCK AS NORMAL
 
 MEANWHILE, GAAP BEING THE TROLL SHE IS
 
 A REQUEST FOR A DUEL
 
 AUGH YEA
 
 I think I kind of figured out the logic of magic. The key is to force the point, force the burden of proof onto the opponent. If you're stuck in a pinch, you create a more outlandish situation where it defies the previous pinch you were stuck in.
 
 Umineko - LOGIC
 
 SIX HUMANS. FIVE NAMES. MORE LOGIC.
 
 DISCOVERED CHECKMATE. OH OH HO HO HO THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS.
 
 >check closet, fail to reveal bed
 >check bed, fail to reveal closet
 
 CHECKMATE. GLORIOUS
 
 There isn't necessarily one truth.
 
 There isn't necessarily one check at a time
 
 FOURTH FIFTH SIXTH SEVENTH AND EIGHTH, GOUGE AND KILL X5
 
 >It's a thousand years too early for you to capture Battler's heart, little girl
 
 17 people
 18 people
 
 DENIAL. GAME. SET. MATCH
 
 And that's the 6th game done.
 
 Tea party time
 
 A reader in a reader. wat
 
 oh ho! inb4 plot to kill Ange
 
 time for ????
 
 oh fuck what's going on. this music. this is darrrrknnesss
 
 those fucking eyes
 
 oh hey it's Featherine and Bern
 
 LONGEST SERVING MIKO SO FAR.
 
 OH. OH WOW.
 
 STUCK IN A LOGIC ERROR. THAT WAS. THIS
 
 THIS WITCH
 
 OH WOW
 
 BLACK TEA IS BEST ENJOYED WITH YOUR FELLOW MONSTERS
 
 so the next episode must be Bern as the Game Master....
 
 Requiem of the golden witch Ch 7
 
 "Witness to your final dream, Publius Virgilia Maro"
 
 A CHALLENGER APPEARS
 
 Van Dine's Twenty Rules, Rule #11
 
 Head Inquistor of Heresy in SSVD, 8th District Repentance Enforcement Agency, Wizard Hunting Wright.
 
 Wright of the Twenty Wedges
 
 >Ushiromiya Lion. First child of Krauss and Natsuhi
 
 ???? what is this
 
 Silver Successor Ring?
 
 what is even going on in this story
 
 There's the Van Dine's again
 
 http://gaslight.mtroyal.ca/vandine.htm
 
 Along with the Knox's rules
 
 Pretentious
 
 Lion keeps pinching his butt. lol
 
 Theatergoing Authority, a level above Detective's Authority
 
 You cannot NEGOTIATE.
 
 
 oh fuck what is this going on this style of text her eyes what the fuck
 
 Castiglioni
 
 ISR, Italian Social Republic
 
 So, Beatrice.. is [spoiler=]Italian? and the daughter of some high-ranking Italian Officer?[/spoiler]
 
 Bice?
 
 THE TUNNEL. THE 2 KM TUNNEL THAT [SPOILER=]CONNECTS KUWADORIAN AND THE MAIN MANSION WAS PART OF THE SUBMARINE BASE[/SPOILEr]
 
 So this is the truth behind the gold.......
 
 oh damn. oh damn....... oh damnn.
 
 OH SHIT OH SHIT MILITARY BATTLE OH SHIT. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL HERE
 
 
 When Kinzo met Beatrice, he finally forgot about dying
 When Beatrice met Kinzo, she also forgot about dying.
 
 The Golden Witch. Only my alchemy can turn pasta into a smoking black heap.
 
 The birth didn't go well..
 
 Eagle spreading its wings. One-winged eagle
 
 SUP RELIGIOUS REFERENCES. Virgin Mary. Children of Joseph. Holy Ghost, etc.
 
 Genji, Kanon, Shannon, Kumasawa, Nanjo.
 
 all could see Beatrice
 
 Mariage Sorciere and the magical compendium, was like a nest.
 
 It's all about being acknowledged
 
 Beato of [spoiler=]1986 was born when she met Maria[/spoiler]
 
 If not acknowledge, they are furniture. Furniture cannot ______, so they desire the right to _____ and try to become human.
 
 GEE I WONDER WHAT THE BLANK IS
 
 maria, [spoiler=]creating another self. that self being Beatrice[/spoiler]
 
 more theories about realities.
 
 Using the coughing as an excuse, eh? Interesting
 
 wait how is Maria calling.. wat
 
 THE DOLL. THE DOLL MOVED.
 
 FF
 
 interesting story about Beatrice from Jessica
 
 Ange's seat is to the right of Jessica. Why is that..
 
 Epitaph doesn't exist in this world. Interesting.
 
 So it's one giant mess that is this Bern's game board
 
 So, in the end, it really was [spoiler=Maria]Someone pretending to be Beatrice for Maria's sake.[/spoiler]
 
 traits from multiple stories
 
 Lion denies Beatrice
 
 oh I see. So [spoiler=Lion]Is the child of Beatrice and Kinzo[/spoiler]
 
 Assuming that that was how it happened, yes
 
 OH SHIT. ON ON ON ON ON ON -ON
 
 LI-ON
 
 OH SHIT OH SHIT
 
 THAT BABY. THAT BABY.
 
 OH GOD WHAT IS THIS. BEATRICE IS BEATRICE'S BEATRICE.
 
 LOGIC.
 
 [spoiler=The truth behind Beatrice]Kinzo's child and Beatrice's grandchild.
 
 2578916/2578917 chance of refusing to raise, aka what actually happened.
 
 Clair vauxof Bernard.
 
 MORE RANDOM PEOPLE. READER.
 
 who is this person. Also this is really really really awesome music
 
 fukuin.
 
 And why are furfur and Zepar here
 
 "I am one yet many."
 
 1976 AD. Winter. Chapter One, A New Life
 
 9 chapters, eh?
 
 FUKUIN HOUSE. OH. OH I REMEMBER NOW.
 
 [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kgdNY.png[/IMG]
 
 REAL MOE. SUP LUCIFER?
 
 WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHY DID SHE JUST POP UP NOW.
 
 Who is this Milady that Clair keeps referring to?
 
 OH. IT'S A DIFFERENT [spoiler=]world. fragment[/spoiler] I SEE.
 
 Okay, so it's like lots of options for the existence of Beatrice.
 
 OH I SEE. 1976. IT'S THE. IT'S THE SEVEN STAKES. AUGH YEA
 
 OMG. OMG ARE YOU SERIOUSLY. ARE YOU SERIOUS.
 
 ASLDFKASJD;FL
 
 [SPOILER=THAT BABY]BABY STILL ALIVE. NP NP FALL FROM A CLIFF[/SPOILER]
 
 >only managed to survive due to a series of miracles
 
 OH. OH. OH YOU
 
 Bernkastel acknowledging it.
 
 Oh Kinzo you poor poor man......
 
 wooooooaaaaaahh just got the weirdesssst feeling of deja vu
 
 Chapter 2: The First Friend
 
 >Every time I set something down, it always disappears. It goes somewhere else. Vanishes.
 
 HEY. SUP GAAP.
 
 Of course.
 
 Oh I see. She thinks it's Beatrice
 
 Chapter 3: Enraputerd
 
 sure feels like Ange all over again
 
 Kumasawa being a wizard again
 
 OH I SEE. SUDDENLY. CLARITY. I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING.
 
 [spoiler=MORE TRUTHS. Massive spoilers]
 
 Beatrice C- The original Beatrice that gave Kinzo the gold. Died while giving birth to Beatrice of Kuwadorian
 Beatrice of Kuwadorian. The child of Beatrice and Kinzo. The "mistress-child" that Rosa met. Died at the beach
 Beatrice the third/Clair. The child that falls off the cliff when Natsuhi rejects the child. Miraculously survives (?) and works as a servant? Alternate Fragment: Is raised as Lion.
 Also potentially the "witch" that spawned. She met Gaap as the first friend
 Also ties in with the whole "she read a lot of mysteries and Agatha Christie"
 
 
 Kumasawa aka Virgilia/the first Beatrice appeared to Beatrice the third and taught her magic. But this ties in with the whole concept of Beatrice meeting Virgilia while in the form of a servant.
 
 So where does Virgilia come from? She wasn't the Ushiromiya family alchemist.
 [/spoiler]
 
 it's like ever17 shit in here
 
 also lots of theorycrafting.
 
 U. N. Owen. Unknown. OH U
 
 "If you can't expose the truth of the tale before that point, you lose"
 
 Oh man, so And Then There Were None is basically Umineko
 
 Chapter 4: New Days
 
 apparently they didn't make up with Yasu before they all left.
 
 Asune.
 
 So the other four that left were....
 
 Lucifer
 Leviathan (?)
 Satan
 Belphegor??
 
 It's Asmodeus (Asune)
 Beezelbub (Berune)
 
 >modifies the world....
 
 oh ho ho ho
 
 sacred mirrors, spiderwebs. Since the evil spirits gave power, they share the weaknesses.
 
 >MFW YASU ERASED HERSELF. WAT
 
 WAT
 
 IS THIS MAGIC
 
 oh, so they merged...... I seee!
 
 
 augh yea awesome music again
 
 Chapter 5: A New Element
 
 sup Mammon?
 
 Oh I see, so the first person that was [spoiler=invited]to the Golden Land was Shannon, and she turned down the offer[/spoiler]
 And so when Maria [spoiler=met]This version of Beatrice, the witch version, they acknowledged each other, and created a world, because it takes two to create a world. Mariage Sorcerie[/spoiler]
 
 Lots of things getting answered
 
 Ah, I see. So that's what Shannon realized that Beatrice at the time did not.
 
 Oh, another family conference. No Kanon and Gohda yet, Asumu still around, Ange not here yet
 
 Shannon was the original one that taught about love. I see.
 
 Wait, calling someone Aniki...
 
 OH. THIS INTERACTION I AM SEEING. THIS INTERACTION IS WHAT GOT GEORGE REALLY JEALOUS. OH I SEE. HAHAHAHAHAA SO THIS IS WHAT GEORGE WAS TALKING ABOUT.
 
 This part about [spoiler=]Battler and Shannon getting along really well together[/spoiler]
 
 Oh, and they said that they would show up one year later.
 
 
 And I have a sneaking suspicion that [spoiler=]a span of six years happened and Battler didn't show up during those six years, thus giving George the opportunity[/spoiler]
 
 What a shame, now that I think about it, Shannon and Battler pair pretty well together too.
 
 A tale of you in another world.
 
 Oh, I see. so the epitaph was solved, revived as the golden witch, and then the magical power was gained... and then...
 
 returning in 1986
 
 1980 Battler left
 
 The return caused the massacre.
 
 wat
 
 They keep hinting at it, but what the hell did he do?
 
 The why dunnit is the most critical here. The who and how are easy enough...
 
 Chapter 6: Days of Trial
 
 1980: Six years prior
 
 Oh I see. So Shannon started crying over that
 
 OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED I JUST REALIZED WHAT BEATRICE WAS TALKING ABOUT ASLKDJF;ASDLKHAS;ODF
 
 HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT ALSKJDF;KALSDFHSA;L THIS FUCKING REVELATION ASDJFLKA;SDFHAS;ODF IT HIT ME LIKE A THUNDERBOLT OMG ASDLKFJSA;LFKHSADF
 
 SO BASICALLY 1979 WAS THE [spoiler=]LAST YEAR THAT BATTLER WAS THERE AND THEN IN 1980-1985 BATTLER WAS GONE FOR THOSE SIX YEARS. SIX LONG YEARS[/SPOILER]
 
 AND SO THE PROMISE THAT [SPOILER=]BEATRICE IMPLIED ABOUT THAT BATTLER HAD MADE. WASN'T POSSIBLY WITH SHANNON WAS IT?[/SPOILER]
 
 AND THEN. wait wait stop the crazy theorycrafting
 
 So, this love is the answer and the key and stuff
 
 1981 - Five years prior
 
 Orihime and Hikeboshi
 
 yep
 
 six years promise. that someone forgot.
 yep
 
 Chapter 7: Sprout of Love, Root of Love
 
 1982, Four years prior
 
 >girls tend to be dreamers, and guys just do stuff without thinking
 
 sounds about right. sort of, even with sexism aside
 
 1982, still no show
 
 [img]http://i.imgur.com/9DdI7.png[/img]
 
 ;_; feels bad man
 
 1983, 3 years
 
 He didn't remember. That was his sin.
 
 OH. OH WOW.
 
 THE BUD OF LOVE
 
 [spoiler=the root, the bud of love]the role of being infatuated with Battler and waiting for his return will go to you. Beatrice will now carry it[/spoiler]
 
 And, so, thus Kanon came
 
 Simultaneously while I think this is incredibly stupid and lame, I also feel as if this is also sweet and cute.
 
 Certainly not quite what I was expecting. I suppose if you were expecting something else, you would have though Umineko was rather stupid
 
 1984, 2 years prior
 
 Chapter 8: Journey to the Golden Land
 
 and thus the portrait is hung
 
 Epitaph wasn't solved, someone was made to solve it
 
 vegeta-lion, doesn't eat meat.
 
 TOO BAD I READ IT AS VEGETA LION. SUPER SAIYAN SAKUTAROU
 
 Lion Land. lol
 
 MARIA creates and BEATRICE grows
 
 I see, so Maria pushed Beatrice to "solve" the epitaph
 [spoiler=spoilers only if you can read chinese/japanese, if not then it doesn't matter whether you read it or not]
 Taiwan. 台湾　台湾　really? is taiwan really just taiwan in Japanese
 
 Apparently so. Taiwan and Táiwān in chinese
 
 crystallization of knowledge pressed into sheets, aka a book
 
 Atlas. Oh, this is what [spoiler=]Eva was looking for in Episode 3[/spoiler]
 
 From Taipei, the largest town, the river flowing is the Danshui River, 淡水河
 
 台北市，
 
 So having a knowledge of Chinese is definitely helpful
 
 oh a red herring. no pun intended, unlike perhaps a sweetfish
 
 A HIGHWAY.
 
 WAIT. RAILROAD
 
 TAIPEI METRO
 
 WAT
 
 A VILLAGE. THIS IS WHAT THEY MEANT BY A VILLAGE. asldkfja;sdjfas
 
 WAT
 
 A　里
 
 THAT VILLAGE'S SHORE. WAT WAT
 
 this would probably be so much more lasdjf;asuhaso;idf wat the fuck if I read it in Japanese, but reading the characters in Chinese certainly helps too
 
 唭里岸, Qili'an
 
 Kirigan
 
 oh wow. just. oh wow
 
 
 a mouth, 口,　a village, 其，　a　shore, 岸,
 
 kǒu, qí, àn
 
 except there is no 其　in Japanese as a character though (?)
 
 >唭哩岸
 
 
 MFW THIS IS ALSO QILI'AN
 
 THE SIX LIFTED BY THE KEY. AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK HAHAHAHAH FUCK ME THIS WAS THE ANSWER
 
 HAHAHAHAHAH Q I L I A N
 
 GOLDEN LAND = GOLDEN CAPITAL
 
 黄金郷 - ougon kyou
 
 郷　＝　京
 
 land and capital
 
 AJSD;LHKFASKDLFSAKJAS;LFJ MFW MULTILINGUAL FUCK THIS EPITAPH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT AJKLSDF;ASDFHAS;FD
 [/spoiler]
 
 [spoiler=more about the epitaph, pretty much the answer[/spoiler]
 
 京　- KEI - TEN QUADRILLION.　TEN TWILIGHTS. ONE QUADRILLION. SACRIFICE Q I L I A N.
 
 QUADRILLION, 11 LETTERS
 
 _U_DR_L__O_
 
 WHY YOU NO REMOVE THE OTHER L?
 
 edit wait it makes sense if you split the two who are close, so if you remove it like that...
 
 _U_DR__L_O_
 
 then slide the R over to where the I was
 
 _U_D_R_L_O_
 
 qilian. why did they remove all the i's and only one of the l's? this part feels like a stretch
 
 split the two who are close, dr
 [/spoiler]
 
 Chapter 9, the Day the Witch Revived
 
 chapel. yep
 
 
 >You will be blessed only at a probability of a quadrillion to one
 
 WELL PLAYED, KINZO. WELL PLAYED
 
 oh it matters wh oops spoiler can't say that. it's spoiled above
 
 PRAISE MY NAME. OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. MORE ENGLISH
 
 [SPOILER= PRAISE MY NAME]
 
 L O R D U. LORD USHIROMIYA. LORD U
 
 [/SPOILER]
 
 ASDLKFJAS;FSKAFL;SADJKJHLEGAIORHUDJVSFD HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AM I DREAMING IS THIS REAL
 ASASDFAJSDLSAKUDF
 
 
 GOUGE AND KILL. GOUGE AND KILL GOUGE AND KILL. START FROM THE TOP, MOVE DOWN. OR, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT AKSDLFJA;SDFKHSAFLUASHDOF
 
 FOLLOW THE LIONS. LION. LI'ON
 
 LION. THE NAME GIVEN. OH MY GOD AALSDJF;ASUHFDAOSDFHASD
 
 .OH I SEE. SO THAT'S WHY. SO THAT'S HOW
 
 
 
 [SPOILER=so that's what happened with Kinzo]so that's what happened. Beatrice the third, the "witch" solved the epitaph, and then "forgave" kinzo, and then kinzo died, in that year[/spoiler]
 
 abandon one's self to fate. illusions everywhere. you can never trust narration
 
 >Out of respect for that certain willpower, the Witch of Certainty made that kid a witch for just two days.
 
 And that's it for Episode 7. What could possibly be in Episode 8...?
 
 But first, a tea party
 
 
 
 Chapter 8: Twilight of the Golden Witch
 
 HNNNNGGGHHH LITTLE ANGE. HNNNGGGH SO CUTE
 
 Weird. This is a really really weird Kinzo...
 
 Oh, a reference to the seven stakes again
 
 I really have no idea what is going on in this Episode anymore. Everything feels almost surreal
 
 It's like a role reversal right now...
 
 act the part of a couple
 
 do ho ho ho
 
 >No playing with the opposite sex without Onii-chan's approval
 
 lol
 
 augh yea, slow string version of the happiness of the marionette
 
 >MFW I HAVE TO CHOOSE A SLICE OF CAKE
 
 oh fuck this it's just little puzzles and quizzes, fuck that.
 
 MEDAL GET
 
 now, the question is, is there a penalty for failing?
 
 Interesting, in this game, it would seem the pieces recognize what they have done in other fragments/boards/games.
 
 Two sides to every story. This is Eva's side of the story of that which happened years ago. Sympathy points for Eva
 
 "Words cannot be given. They can only be accepted. No matter what you try to give, unless it is accepted, it will be meaningless."
 
 The fuck is this shit?
 
 add an emergency to ???? you get an ambulance
 130 minus ???? you get a police car
 
 the difference between the two cars is half an emergency
 
 the fuck is this shit. it's japanese emergency numbers puns or something. fuck
 
 oh yeah it was that emergency number in Japan... it was ours backwards.. 119 and 110. half an emergency, aka 9 I thought it was like 11 something but couldn't remember
 
 Interesting, so that's the relationship that Genji and Kinzo share, eh?
 
 So half of these little hints actually don't really help.
 
 That keyboard one was really clever and I feel bad for not recognizing it
 
 Wow. This fucking puzzle.
 
 Peasant
 Wife
 Shephard
 Sheep
 Cow
 Meat
 Vegetables
 
 oh.
 
 oh jesus are you serious. real trolling maria
 
 JESUS CHRIST THIS FUCKING REVELATION. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. IS THIS REVELATION REAL AM I DREAMING? BATTLER AND ASUMU AND KYRIE...
 
 REAL
 
 WOW
 
 posterior probability. this shit is what I learned in my logic class
 
 augh yea happiness of the marionette again
 
 13
 
 Twilights + Six
 
 First Twilight:
 
 purple text? wat
 
 Dining Hall locked up. 6 am discovery
 Gohda first. Kumasawa arrives
 Unlocked with master key
 Eva, Hideyoshi, Rudolf, Kyrie, Rosa, Genji
 Everyone gathered in the dining hall
 Each death confirmed
 
 Only five master keys, only servants can open and close doors
 
 First Twilight. Genji's key destroyed
 
 Second Twilight. Natsuhi's room. Locked. Natsuhi, Krauss
 
 4th
 
 Shannon and Kanon?
 
 5th and 6th
 
 Gohda and Kumasawa
 
 7th, Jessica
 
 >MFW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY PICK THE CULPRIT
 
 "The sight of all the sobbing children couched over the corpses of their own parents"
 
 Confirmed: Hideyoshi, Eva, Rudolph, Kyrie, Rosa, Genji, Natsuhi, Krauss, Kanon, Nanjo, Jessica
 
 Remaining: Battler, Maria, George
 
 Not all the master keys were destroyed
 
 "The three of us were together the whole time"
 
 Okayed: Nanjo, Jessica, Krauss, Natsuhi, Shannon, Kanon, Gohda, Kumasawa, Genji
 
 gah this level of difficulty is a bit too much for me
 
 OKAY. THAT HAS TO WORK. MULTI. YES. THAT IS THE SOLUTION
 
 asldjkfas;dlkj oh shit oh shit oh shit this girl this fucking girl is back sup erikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
 EVA-TRICE
 
 THEY'RE EATING THE GAMEBOARD
 
 WAT
 
 BRACING FOR IMPACT. BRACING FOR EPIC BATTLES
 
 THEY'RE EATING EVERYTHING. JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS GOING ON OH MY GOD
 
 AWWW SHIT IT'S BATTLE OF THE HIGH COURT AND THE WITCH'S SERVANTS
 OH SHIT THE POWER OF DENIAL
 
 SIESTA SISTERS. IMPERIAL GUARD. RABBIT DOLLS. VESSELS
 
 GENJI. RONOVE. VESSEL. OH SHIT. OH SHIT
 
 ENDLESS NINE MAGIC DEFENSE
 
 SWORDS OF MYSTERY
 
 FUCK. YEAH. COURT OF THE HIGHER HEAVENS. TIME TO GO ON OFFENSE
 
 PEOPLE LIKE YOU... WHO CALL THEMSELVES MYSTERY FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER TRY TO SOLVE IT LIKE A MYSTERY.....
 
 FUCK OFF
 
 FUCK YEAH WILL REAL FUCKING TERROR
 
 
 LKJSLKADJFOIASDH OH FUCK NOW FROM FANTASY TO MYSTERY TO GOLDEN TRUTHS HOLY SHIT YEAHHHH GOLDEN PUNCHES ASDJLFKASDFH
 
 AWWWWWWWW SHIT IF YOU CAN'T DENY MYSTERY THAN YOU CAN'T DENY FANTASY. CATCH-22
 
 COME, FURUDO ERIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 ENTERTAIN ME, BWATTLEER-SHWAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN
 
 CLOSED ROOM BATTLEESSSSSSSSS
 
 ERIKA AND BATTLER
 
 ANGE AND BEATRICE
 
 the noble purity representing virginity that exists in not knowing
 
 not knowing is much more interesting and entertaining
 
 I guess that's pretty true to some extent. I mean, I can't take back my entertainment of ever 17 or muv luv alternative or anything
 
 
 >Yeah, if I stood up right now and said 'leavel it to me' my popularity would surge and I'd probably make it into the top 3 in the next character popularity contest
 
 hahahahahaha lambda
 
 
 AWW FUCK. EPIC TRACK. THIS TRUTH. THIS TRUTH IS TOO MUCH FOR ME I'M NOT READY FOR IT AT ALL OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCKASDFLKASDFAHS
 
 .........
 
 you managed to die. however, this doesn't mean that everyone will be waiting for you in heaven..... after all, you reached this place by rejecting all of those in heaven.... see you in hell
 
 endlessly suffering, without even understanding why
 
 
 Ikuko?
 
 And she named her Tohya.
 
 inb4 endless loop or something
 
 An old black cat named Bern
 
 cat tail with a bell
 
 >why don't I have any phone numbers saved in here? Oh right, I have no friends
 
 Isn't it sad, Bern?
 
 AWW SHIT WORLD END DOMINATOR AGAIN FUCK YEAH
 
 LAMBDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWGGGG
 
 kjlas;dafhg;lsajlka;fdjas;lfd scissorssssss
 
 asdklfjasd;fksajdh lambda?????? what is this unexpected development??????
 
 jlka;skdfjas;lkdfsadhfoa HOLY SHIT I AM NOT READY FOR THIS
 
 CHAIN OF EXPLOSIONS ALKSJDF;SAHDFASIDLHF LAMBDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
 MULTI-COLORED EXPLOSIONS AND FIREWORKS AND CANDIES
 
 OUTRAGEOUS
 BEAUTIFUL
 CUTE
 
 GREAT WITCH LADY LAMBDADELTA
 
 REVERSE EXPLOSION OF CANDY ASLDKJ;FASLKDFHAS
 
 oh god I am not ready for this oh god lambda and bern are completely fucking terrifying
 
 WAVES BEATING DOWN A SAND CASTLE
 
 RIPPLES BEATING MEANINGLESSLY AGAINST A WHARF
 
 HERE'S A HINT IF YOU FIND A PIECE OF CANDY LYING ON THE GROUND SOMEWHERE DON'T PICK IT UP AND EAT IT PFFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LAMBDAAAAAA MAXIMUM TROLL EXPLOSIONS OF CUTE AND SUGAR
 
 VOMITING FIREWORKS WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING IT'S LIKE THE STORY AND THEORY OF SMALL BOMBS AJLSKDF;ASDFHASUASHFOSAHFPOWA
 
 FOUNTAIN PEN IN THE EYE. SIT DOWN ERIKA SUPER MOM ROSA IS HERE DON'T TOUCH HER DAUGHTER
 
 KYRIE AND RUDOLPH. SPIN DEM RIFLES RELOAD DEM RIFLES AUGH YEA
 
 OH SHIT IT'S DLANOR
 
 IT'S A FUCKIN CANNONBALL AS A SWORD
 
 WHAT THE FUCK FEATHERINE WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS SHE JUST RE-WRITES SHIT. WHAT'S THAT YOU START A FIGHT? IT'S OKAY I JUST WRITE IN THAT YOU LOSE AND IT HAPPENS NO PROBLEM NO PROBLEM FUCKING BULLSHIT OP
 
 a reaper. Bern the executioner
 
 WHASODIFAJSIODFHSAOFDI WHAT WHAT WHAT
 
 FUCK THIS WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ASS PULL IS THIS IT BASICALLY PULLED THE CARPET OUT FROM UNDER ME. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS ENTIRE SERIES JUST BROKE DOWN. NO FUCK THIS THERE IS NO THINKING THERE IS NO MYSTERY THERE IS NO NEED TO THINK FUCKING HELL WHAT IS THIS SORT OF ASSPULL
 
 GOLDEN. ENDLESS. RESURRECTION
 
 I choose to believe in magic
 
 as long as I live, I'll carry your cross
 
 THIS ENDING. THIS ENDING. SO MANY KINDS OF FEELS I DON'T EVEN KNOW SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF FEELS AAAAAAAAAAAA
 
 FUCK ABYSS
 
 GOLDEN SPARKLES
 
 1998
 
 >the open end of lambdadelta's arm had cute fluffy white cotton candy poking out
 
 
 what the fuck is she made of wwwwwwwwwwww
 
 decades later
 
 >Hari-Pota
 
 lol
 
 HOLY SHIT. TOHYA. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID HE GET HERE? WHAT A TWEEEEEEEEEST I THOUGHT TOHYA WAS A VERSION OF ANGE?????????
 
 ESCAPED IN THE MOTORBOAT
 
 AND THEN.
 
 MEMORY LOSS. CAPSIZING, BOATS AND SHIT
 
 and the welfare institution that Ange is funding is the Fukuin house
 
 what the hell is going on? a replica of the mansion?
 
 GLORIOUS GOLDEN LAND
 
 awwww yea, that's it. that's it for umineko. okay. wow. I don't know how to feel about this sort of ending. It's like ever 17 almost, I mean it's like a happily ever after? but it's like up in the air? I'm not quite sure how to interpret that ??????? at the end.
 
 Glad I finally unlocked my music box though.
 
 oh fuck yeah, the executioner. bern real fucking terror
 
 last end conductor also really strong
 
 pages and pages of music my goddddd, this OST.
 
 Also curious, does your medal count actually have an effect on anything ? And it is possible to choose a slice of cake without the almond? and if you fail to beat Bern's game, does your game end or something?
 
 blue butterfly is a cool track too
 god damn it dai does all the good tracks that are really dramatic, while zts does all the fuck yeah epic music tracks
 ALIVE is a good track too
 
 birth of new witch, totally Erika's theme
 
 So is Soar the Lambdadelta track, or the battle track?
 
 Mirage Coordinator was frequently played