Umineko thoughts

So Kinzo is like, I won't die without your medication, but if I lose the alcohol, I'll die. augh yea, party hard and go big

So far, Kinzo = old guy of the estate
Genji - butler
Nanjo - doctor

hey a chess board. this will be fun. I fucking love chess

this chess picture:

"The black rook and bishop were cutting deeply into the enemy lines"

THERE'S NO FUCKING ROOK IN THE PICTURE IT'S A KNIGHT AND A BISHOP

damn, kinzo is pretty manly

terms of the contract I made with the witch. interesting. I wonder what that was.

demons of the contract

There's the name again. Beatrice. Beatrice. This guy just wants to see Beatrice's smile.

wow, I almost had a few tears up. he sounds like...

yeah, I don't know he just sounded so depressed and without a will to live...

October 4 1986

They're on a fucking helicopter

OH GOD THIS FUCING ARTWORK IS JUST WHAT THE FUCK. ahahahahahahah

Geroge and Battler look so fucking derp

six years since then


Battler is still a minor? alcohol reference

Hideyoshi is a pretty cool dude

Is that like a tatoo or something on Eva's arm...?

namunamunamu. ww the translation notes sure are helpful

"Oh, you don't need to worry about that at all. Since we've been together, I haven't let him do that on his own."

do ho ho

Rudolph = Battler's father? And this second wife

Ushiromiya Kyrie. Second wife, after

>up up down down left right left right

sup cheat code

>go find yourself some members-only store

oh man bad references everywhere already

"Hideyoshi nii-san, I'd like to thank you very much for picking her up. If you hadn't been so generous, she'd still be unsold in the store."

Aw man this family is so hilariously sarcastic.

Eva is a martial artists. Fun.

"Women your age shouldn't spread their legs like that!"

hahaha oh wow

George is a pretty cool guy, analyzes situations and doesn't afraid of anything

Rosa's theme is pretty elegant. Also jesus christ Maria is so fucking derp. what is with all this "Uu-!" bullshit
also what the fuck is she wearin on her head, is that like a little crown. for fucks sake

If I see Uu! one more time...And she's nine? why so fucking derp. even her face is more retarded than the rest of them. immediate immediate dislike

"she probably uses that uu-- sound to fill in the blanks when she can't understand a complicated explanation.

how the fuck is brother's son complicated....

SHE'S FUCKING NINE YEARS OLD. "like george onii-chan? battler? cousin? uu--"

is she mentally retarded for reals?

Yeah, Kyrie is pretty cool

"Legend of the golden witch"

I do say though, the music is pretty good. I am a fan of all these glorious string themes.

Okay Jessica is p cool. So, I guess Jessica probably uses boku or something, based on the translation notes saying that she speaks like a guy or something.

"What're those, boobs? Even you managed to get a chest!"

pffffttt hahaha Battler

Yep, Jessica is definitely really entertaining.


hahahahahah I can't. Jessica and Battler's interactions are just too much.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cWgAD.png[/IMG]

pffftttt ahahahahahaa

so red lines are Ushiromiya family, and blue lines are the servants. I expect Genjo to be there then.

Jessica has dat fang.

The Torii thing is gone? Hmm, foreshadowing?

woah. eerie music.

misfortune. misfortune is coming.

this is pretty creepy music. that is some good atmosphere building.

asdfsajkdf;l maria looks so fucking derp. I know this artwork is terrible, but jesus christ

10:30 now? Is that a clock of the time?

Gohda

no cries of the seagulls

do ho ho title. and more glorious sounds of music

Oh this is glorious piano and string music. I. Must. Get. OST

Oh man. Another pun. Roses. "When a rose gives you too much trouble, it's always best to snip it at the root."
"Guys who're popular with the ladies are always forced to live dangerously." Oh don't you know it Hideyoshi~

Only one rose withering. Hm.
Kanon doesn't seem very sociable

Isn't it sad Kanon? ;_; too weak to lift bags of fertilizers

"I've gotten slapped with a wooden sword. On my ass, my ass! On my maidenly, innocent ass!" Oh Jessica, pffttt

I feel kind of bad for Natsuhi. Eva kind of is a bitch to her (and everyone else)

Oh hello Shannon.

God damn Natsuhi is kind of an uppity bitch. Poor Shannon

Oh I see. Gohda's a dick too.

Genji is the head servant. Okay.

It's now noon.


the fuck. this music. is creepy as fuck. like it's calm and mild, but at the same time it's almost dark and eerie....

It's the music that plays right when they see the big portrait of Beatrice.

A terrible witch in the forest, so you must not go in. The witch of Rokkenjima

Who is Beatrice. I'm really curious. This is almost sad to watch.

Krauss doesn't look ANYTHING like I imagined him to look like.

1:30 PM now

Krauss kind of makes me think of Donald Trump. I have no idea why

Kinzo, aka Goldsmith. Hahaha

Ah, Kumasawa just saved Shannon's skin.

oh shit. this tone shift. this music. the way people are acting. jesus fuck it just went from slice of life to everyone being super mad

Nanjo left because too much heat in the kitchen. Er, parlor.

>Delsney Land
lol

Natsuhi needs to calm the fuck down. She's just like yelling all the time.

Hideyoshi is tellin Krauss so hard right now. Get dunked Krauss.

One-winged Eagle

Holy shit. Natsuhi. SIT DOWN. Eva just blew up too.

Hrmm. I guess I feel a little bit bad for NAtsuhi now.

"My most beloved witch Beatrice."

"Legend of the Gold"

Maria insists witches exist.

Maria wants to grow up to be a witch

God damn it these adults. All of the Ushiromiya family are so twisted as fuck.

"Without exception.

Every one of them, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE, WANTED A LOT OF MONEY RIGHT NOW...!"

Hm, so [spoiler=Kanon]is Kinzo's spy then? Or something[/spoiler]

So the little puzzle/epitaph was written as perhaps a challenge to the siblings and the rest of the world? For his treasure? Or something?

That puzzle is really fucking creepy

It's 3pm now
The roses will be done in by the storm. Symbolism?

What the fuck, Maria is having a temper tantrum over a dead rose...

Wow, Rosa just lost her shit and slapped Maria.

It's raining now. Maria lost her shit over that rose. I wonder what happened to it. Did it get blown away, or maybe was it revived by the witch?

"There are many fitting sacrifices for you. Four of my children. Three of their companions. Four of my grandchildren. Me and my guests and my servants!"

He just threw away a golden ring. Symbolic

6 pm now

Oh shit. I knew it. [spoiler=Maria]stayed out in the rain. Ooops.[/spoiler]
bracing for some drama.

"even if spears fell from the skies" is this a common Japanese phrase or something?

Beatrice brought her an umbrealla.

Are you a wizard? er... witch?

Whoe the fuck lent her an umbrella..

awww fuck. this music. this rain. this thunder. this wind. DARRRRKNEESSSSSS

where the fuck did this letter come from? and this seal?

"Welcome to the Rokkenjima, members of the Ushiromiya family. I am Beatrice, the alchemist for this family employed by Kinzo-sama himself. I have served him for many years in accordance with our contract, but on this day, Kinzo-sama has announced the final suspension of that contract. Therefore, I ask that you acknowledge my resignation from the position of family alchemist from this day forth. And now, there is one part of the contract that must be explained to all present. I, Beatrice, lent Kinzo-sama a vast quantity of gold under certain terms. One of these terms specifies that all the gold is to be returned to me upon the termination of the contract. Furthermore, I am to receive everything of the Ushiromiya family as interest. After hearing this, you may feel as though Kinzo-sama has been savagely ruthless. However, Kinzo-sama did append a special clause to the contract so that you would have a chance to preserve your wealth and honor. If and only if that special clause is fulfilled, I will lose my rights to the gold and the interest for all eternity. Special clause. Beatrice retains the right to collect the gold and accumulated interest upon the termination of the contract. However, if someone is able to discover the hidden gold of this contract, Beatrice must abandon these rights for all time. The collection of the interest will proceed shortly, but if any one of you fulfills the terms of this special clause, I shall return everything, including the portion that has already been collected. Furthermore, as the first step in this collection of Kinzo-sama's debt, I have taken possession of the Ushiromiya family Head's Ring, which signifies the passage of the Ushiromiya family headship from one individual to another. I ask that you confirm this for yourselves by examining the imprint on the wax seal. Kinzo-sama has already publicly displayed the location of the hidden gold within the epitaph under my portrait. The rules apply equally to all who can read the epitaph. If you discover the gold, I shall return everything to you. Tonight, I ask that you enjoy your battle of wits with Kinzo-sama to the fullest. I sincerely pray that this night will be both intelletual and elegant.

-Beatrice the Golden  "

Oho ho ho ho ho ho~~~~~~~ and now things become interesting.

AWwwww shit, things are about to go down.

10 pm

18 people on the island.

fuck this music and wind and rain. I had to look outside to make sure it wasn't raining outside.

time to flip the board around.

Someone is pretending to be Beatrice? What sort of wizardly logic.

"Tonight, I will probably be killed."

!!!!!!! the bar of gold!!! the one-winged eagle!!!!

holy shit krauss

not sure if he's being nice, or being a dick.

How touching. Natsuhi and Jessica.

Ohhh, I see.

Krauss suspects the loyal servants to Kinzo of tampering with things, so he wants them to stay in the guest house

Oh ho ho~ Shannon and George.

Wait. [spoiler=]Those two are. Are those two the ....

>the surviving shall tear apart the two who are close
[/spoiler]

Hmmmm......

Fukuin House, orphans. Shannon. Kanon. 音

Manon. Renon.

Oh, so her real name is Sayo.

OH HO HO A RING.

11 pm

Something flickering across the hall. oh god this music oh god this music oh god this music

sparkling butterflies.

6 am now


The Second Day. Oct 5

awwwwww fuck fuckfuckfuckfuck that scorpion charm. that fucking scorpion charm.

blood covered doorknob

[spoiler=]no krauss. no gohda. no rudolf and kyrie, no rosa,

Genji just handed Natsuhi the [spoiler=]gold key to Kinzo's study[/spoiler]

oh god this happy piano music what the fuck such a giant clash of emotions. this is like clannad episode 16 ending and then suddenly the ED music.

Hmmm.. I have a suspicion

[spoiler=]Is kinzo dead?[/spoiler]

Nope, doesn't look like it.

Oh. Looks like Kinzo and Natsuhi are on better terms than I thought. Aww shit, Natsuhi just powered up.

Looks like another person can't be found either


aw fuck it's a dark magic circleeeee

and there was that one on the door as well

"The people who were supposed to catch me were right here



FACES FACES FACES FACES FACES


asdfljaks;dfksajdf

what the fuck

face face face what the fuckasjld;kfajsdl;fas

fuckfuck
fuck


fuckfucfkcufck

what the fcuk
whatajlsk;asdf;asd

FUCK. NO FACES. FUCK. I CAN'. CAN'T EVEN. FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

;_; Poor George... I'm sorry bro

THE RING. ON THE LEFT HAND. FUCK

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I DON'T FUCKING CARE

Waitaminute.

>At the first twilight, you shall lift up as sacrifice the six chosen by the key.

[spoiler=]Rudolph, Kyrie, Krauss, Rosa, Gohda, Shannon[/spoiler]

I knew it about that pair. It had to happen.

Chosen by the key. So it's that key. So now, what happens with the second one.

What other two are close? [spoiler=] Kinzo and Nanjo? Does that mean it's Nanjo's (or Kinzo's) turn next?

I mean, Hideyoshi and Eva are the only two left that's still a pair.

Side theory, Krauss and Shannon were the only two that had their faces on the side smashed.

[/spoiler]

This is the beginning of everything
He has the right to lament his ill fortune
Demon's Roulette

fourth twilight, gouge the head
fifth twilight, gouge the chest
sixth twilight, gouge the belly
seventh twilight, gouge the knee
eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill

so far so good, though is it only supposed to be ten days? Hmm..

Golden Land. Village of Gold.

the mouths were wide open.

9:30 am, Day 2

Dining room.

Something after midnight.

Blood.

No communications. Of course. Of course. Always broken communication lines.

"It's just the **** chosen by the ****"

six. key

yeah. that's it.

demon's roulette is the key

The room. The study is empty

Poor George...

Keys.

[spoiler=]
One of the 18
Keys from the servants quarters
The only servants left right now are Kanon, Kumasawa, and Genji[/spoiler]

But if it was XXX involved as Eva says, then why would [spoile=]Shannon and Gohda get killed as well?[/spoiler]

Is this what it means to deny the existence of witches?

!!!!!!

"Think about what the word servant literally means. It means someone who serves as someone else's arms and legs.

Which means that it's simply a frame. The key and a locked room is simply a farce. It's merely a red herring. Everything to lose, and nothing to gain.

Eva is next in line.

So the red herrings are servants and Eva.

fourth twilight, gouge the head
fifth twilight, gouge the chest
sixth twilight, gouge the belly
seventh twilight, gouge the knee
eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill

Servants. Arms/legs/etc

head, chest, belly, knee, leg

genji, shannon, kannon, gohda, kumasawa

is it representative in that order? do they correspond?

but that doesn't make sense when you consider how [spoiler=]gohda and shannon are already dead[/spoiler]

Kihihihihihihihihihihihihihih

that fucking laugh man. that fucking laugh

Seventh magic circle of the sun

Chasan, Arel Phorlakh, Taliahad. angels of wind fire earth and water

Greath kings. Ariel, Seraph, Tharshis, Cherub.

Psalms of the old testament, 16th and 17th verses of the 116th Psalm

"He who wears it as a talisman drawn in gold shall be able to break free from the bonds of any prison, and receive the power to gain freedom."

"The Lord has freed me from my chains. I will offer to you the sacrifice of thanksgiving, an will call on the name of the Lord."

Time to turn around the chessboard.

1pm

No human form.

oh. golden butterflies.

shannon was investigating the butterflies?

1000 year old witch

Maria is surprisingly eloquent now. No more uu-uu bullshit

battler denying witches
[spoiler=theorycraft]
also
I wonder
if there's significance
to part of the face
being off
as opposed to the entire face
and same with the five parts
of the body
like
the head chest
belly
knee and leg
I think
those are the servants
but that doesn't work
since the servants
two of them
are already dead
it's over 10 days[/spoiler]

Oh ho!

So, basically, the interest is everything. Literally. Everything.

Holy shit. Plot tweeeeeeests.

So, initially Eva is supposed apparently guilty and then
the guilt shifts over to the possibility of the Natsuhi, because she's the last person to see

[quote]
[23:27]	<Sageru>	e17 is pretty good
[23:27]	<Sageru>	like
[23:27]	<Sageru>	the chicken sandwiches
[23:28]	<Sageru>	which were actually fried tuna btw
[23:28]	<ArchibaldBumstead>	what
[23:28]	<Sageru>	yeah
[23:28]	<Sageru>	it's like
[23:28]	<ArchibaldBumstead>	I've never had fried tuna
[23:30]	<ArchibaldBumstead>	dammit I was so tired last night I didn't save my game
[23:30]	<Sageru>	ctrl
[23:30]	<Sageru>	ctrl
[23:30]	<Sageru>	ctrlo
[23:30]	<Sageru>	-o
[23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	what
[23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	you didn't like chicken sandwitches?
[23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	wiches
[23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	fuck
[23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	witches on the brain
[23:36]	<sacchaRIN>	lol
[23:36]	<ArchibaldBumstead>	chicken witches yo[/quote]

witches on the brain man

Ah, yes, Jessica has asthma

It will be resolved, when the seagulls cry.
DO HO HO

Okay, so this pair.[spoiler=] Hideyoshi and Eva are leaving and locking themselves into a room.[/spoiler]

>At the second twilight, those who remain should tear apart the two who are close.

Okay, so at least one of these guys are going to die then

72 demons. 33rd ranked, Gaap, gives the power to instantly carry the desired person to any location.

The number of people are less than 19, but more than 18.

wizardry. Er, witchcraft.

7 pm now.

Genjo and Nanjo are playing chess.

"For Hideyoshi, who had no close relatives, it was a chance for him to feel once more the long forgotten thing called family."

Isn't it sad, Hideyoshi? ;_;

"part of her had been relieved that her cute George wouldn't be stolen by some servant girl."

ruuuude Eva.

"I'm the one who should be thankin' you. Until today, there hasn't been a single day that I've regretted being with you!"

;_______; Hideyoshiiiiiiiii.

It has to be It has to it just HAS to be.

Second twilight. Fuck you. I know what's coming and I don't want it to come.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ANOTHER ENVELOPE. FUCK YOU BEATRICE.

A chain.

No more than five minutes. Oh come the fuck on. Fuck. Fuck this shit. Seriously fuck this shit. He was gone for five minutes at most. And now it's a magical door of something.

asdfasjkhdf;sdakj;lksadjfa;sdkfjhlaskjdfasjfkd'lgaksdhjg;aksdgsad;gasdfdagshjklfsdl;gasf'adsad
gasdjg
sadgkjsadlkasdf

fuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck this music fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckf

No more than one hour has passed.

[spoiler=]Eva and Hideyoshi. Of course. Of course. Too fucking obvious. Stabbed in the head.[/spoiler]

Turn this fucking chessboard over. Flip it upside down. Right side up fuck flip this shit over. Witches. Fucking Witches. Fuck. Witches

The door is the point of interest

Case 1: Unsecured Keys
Case 2: Unsecured Persons
Case 3: Closed Room

For he has broken gates of brass and cuts through bars of Iron"

It can open doors, regardless of locking method. It also finds unopened doors and opens them.

Powers of discernment, inspiration, and intuition

And now there's this stench. What else could there be.

Oh fuck FUCK fuckfuck golden butterflies. fuck this shit. fuck this shit. fuck this shit fuck this shit

Holy shit. holy shit holy shit holy shit.

Kanon. You are a fucking MAN. HOLY SHIT. What was that fucking sound. What the fuck.

Oh Kanon.....

fuck the butterflies. fuck witches. fuck everything. I hate this fucking game.

head, chest, belly, knee, leg

in that order.

so far so good. though that's supposed to be 4th-8th twilight...

Oh. Looks like that's what that stench was. [spoiler=]Kinzo is in the furnace. Those toes. And a pick in his head. And no ring. Yep[/spoiler]

That's nine so far. It's been halved. Er, ten. So less than half
8 pm

That's the problem with the chessboard tactic. There is always noise. 1+1=2, but there may be an "x" in there that is not noticed, making it 1+1+x= ?

The fifth magic circle of Mars on the door.

aw fuck, confirmation of that stupid charm.

 Wait.

what.

[spoiler=]Beatrice died before the mansion was completed[/spoiler]

Oh Kinzo, you poor soul...

Oh, is this the praise my honorable name on high part?

And now it seems that they have all discovered the epitaph again.

OH. SO THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BY THE DAY. HOLY SHIT. REALIZATION.

stomach, knee, leg,

whatalskdfj;sakdfalks;f

asdlfj;asdfkjas;fkjasldf

what the fuck what the asdjkf;

what the fuck whwajsldf;asfdj

what the fuck where did this other envelope come from what askjldf;askldfjas

asdklfjas;dfkjsaklsa;f

fuck what is this bad engrish aaaaaaaaaaaaa

fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

The letter. Has a triforce design on it?

11:30 pm

belly knee and leg remain. And it sure as hell can't be [spoiler=]Maria[/spoiler]

So all that is left is everyone else.

Third magic circle of Mars.

discord. Agitate internal divisions and cause the enemy to bring about their own downfall.

fuck that. just as planned beatrice, just as planned.

phone call. what the fuck. how is that possible

oh it's within the mansion.

and chances are.. i'm quite certain that faint singing...

yeah


ahh fuck my roommate just walked across my field of vision and I almost jumped a bit. fuck this atmosphere

Same kinds of wounds. head just completely gone.

fuck. just

that fucking charm. fuck this shit, fuck this shit. a wizard did it. a witch i don't fucking know fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

fuck this music fuck this plot fuck everything

The children never....

the jaw............

George - Shannon
Jessica - Kannon
Maria - mother's love
Battler - ???

GG, Witches win

Now there's a Tea Party option? Do I read this now?? Or start Episode 2?

Tea Party time. Hmm, it this like the Teach Me Ciel-sensei?
WITCH(ES)
Purgatorio

oh this is so disorienting, watching people discuss their deaths.

Miracles are based on belief and magic is based on belief. Battler is the anti-witch

"I'd love to try making a man like you kiss my toes."

Calling procyon

"The seven stakes."

Beelzebub and Asmodeus.

I don't even have anymore room to be shocked anymore. Everyone just burst like tomatoes being stepped on. The magic is disolving. Fuck this magic bullshit. I don't believe. I don't believe. Fuck the seven stakes.

And after reading Tea Party there's another ??? Tea Party?

Beatrice is the world's biggest troll.

Bernkastel

Golden Witch Beatrice
Witch of the Fragments Bernkastel

Witch's Tea Party is seemingly one big trollfest? Plus, it seems interactive. You can revive and kill witches.

Okay so you can execute and revive people in episode one, as well as in the witch's tea party

oh god I am so confused.

is the key to solving this simply executing the right people and/or witches or something?

Turn of the Golden Witch

awwwwww Shannon and George are so adorable.

Wait, so what is the next episode supposed to represent? An alternate universe or re-telling or something?

"The witch whispers. She tempts me to take a bite out of true wisdom"

"I kept my promise. Now it's your turn to keep your promise, Beatrice-sama"

Now the question is, who seems to be the narrator in Chapter 2?
I think it seems to be Shannon.

Looks like Kinzo came down to discuss something.

Pffftttt hahahaha Jessica is shipping the hell out of George and Shannon. OTP.

"Did you really think you could snatch George away, you uneducated, incompetent, unqualified, uncultured servaaaaant?"

holy shit Eva, rude as fuck

holy fuck holy fuck that laugh oh my fucking god that fucking cackle fucking beatrice the wind and rain fuck fuckfuck that made me fucking jump

oh fuck it's this music. beatrice shenanigans.

  [img]http://i.imgur.com/pWuFt.png[/img]

SUCH A TROLL

break a mirror, obtain Beatrice's favor.

Wait, was this why the toori broke down? that mirror. so that mirror was really what also released beatrice's power?

Meanwhile, Jessica is shipping them very hard.

aw relationship drama. Jessica hnnnggggh

a butterfly brooch given to Shannon from Beatrice

lol, Beatrice pitied him?

"sewn onto the island." Hmmm, more details about the contract.

food analogy and magic. teach me beatrice-sensei~

Kanon is denying Beatrice really hardcore

"It only looks like that because you have no ***"
love? heart? something like that. the one true element.

Oh... so that's what...

Poor Kinzo.. ;_; Can't [spoiler=]see Beatrice even though she's right next to him.[/spoiler]

cultural festival

"yes, then how about making a fake boyfriend!"

oh shannon LOL setting up jessica and kanon. jessica blushing is moe max

>tsundora

ppppppffffttthahahaa

[img]http://i.imgur.com/hWmRy.png[/img]

ja;lksdfj;alsdkfjsal;df slkdfals;dhgausgha
sagdlaokjsd;iads;ias

HWAHSDFHAKFJDAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHA

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING

[spoiler=quite possibly the last thing I would have expected][img]http://i.imgur.com/cfAmZ.png[/img][/spoiler]

holy shit I'm still dying with laughter and surprise here.

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

aww Jessica.. feels bad man. Natsuhi came to watch her opening speech...

"Did I not lend them that power without asking for compensation? I'll lend a hand in love. So that as compensation, I can enjoy watching the cruel fate that the two of them will eventually meet."

Fucking 10/10 trolling Beatrice

Jessica ;_;

So, is this Chapter 2 like a prequel to Chapter 1?

The first day: Oct 4th

Poor Rosa, poor Maria...
Oh, so that's why Rosa was late, because she was dealing with things with Maria.

Oh, so this chapter two is simply like a little bit more information at a time.

Maria wants to dress up as Beatrice..

Azukishima. Akujikishima. Evil Appetite Island.

evil spirits settled down... and continued to eat the souls of people since ancient times

The shrine was destroyed in the summer

[spoiler=]thanks to Shannon destroying the mirror in the shrine.[/spoiler]

Oh, so here are the details of Rudolf's business problems.

oh, so the roulette has already started on the first day?

What the hell is this supposed to be?
also I need to find what this OST is called

[img]http://i.imgur.com/51eWb.png[/img]

[spoiler=]Is this basically like Beatrice making Battler watch this over and over again?[/spoiler]

10:30 am?

feels bad man.. Rosa and Maria.... feels bad man.....

fuck off beatrice. seriously, fuck off

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4ZpZC.png[/img]

Kinzo's roulette. And Beatrice in the garden. God I just feel like I'm getting constantly fucking trolled here.

looks like Beatrice has a golden cane this time around, as opposed to the pipe?

hjawefkl;jasd THE PORTRAIT CHANGED. WHAT THE FUCK.

BEATRICE 10/10 TROLLING

it appears that Natsuhi didn't see her.
Ouch, looks like Beato was burned.

1pm now.

"I adorn people's fates with fruit and brandy and cook them like cakes. I find humans dancing through oppressive fates inside an oven to be so very entertaining...!"

fucking punching the screen if this shit keeps up

[img]http://i.imgur.com/jn2me.png[/img]

Oh okay, so this time around, Beatrice simply shows up.

"It has barely begun, the Turn of the Witch"

Meanwhile everyone is going nuts trying to figure out whether this beatrice is beatrice

Nothing on this island is truthful because it is cut off from the rest of the world.

aaaah fuck it's those magic circles in Maria's notebooks.

Kihihihihihih. That fucking laugh. Fucking stop it Maria. Stop it.

So there are two letters this time around.

6 pm. Hmm, is it dinner time yet?

Shannon and George OTP <3

Awww shit, Shannon just leveled up. Check that shit out, denying Beatrice's powers,

"fate is just a Fragment" Fragment. ?

Shannon defying Beatrice completely, even though she was almost always ensnared. Yes, this pleases me.

10 pm now. Parents discussing the appearance of Beato, kids are kicked out to the guesthouse.

that fucking Kihihihihi. fucking maria.

Chess analogies, I am tired of them.
"You cannot win in chess against a witch."

GLORIOUS

[img]http://i.imgur.com/9UWvI.png[/img]

Aw, poor Kanon... ;_;

Everyon acknowledges the witch

6 am? The second day. Let the games begin indeed.

"I will not shame myself like last time. Entertain me, Beatrice."

Oh ho, does he know?

"Chapel"

So there's  a chapel. Fuck. It's that magic circle. Fuck.

It's this shit all over again. Fuck fuck fuck I am not ready for this.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FOR MARIA. FUCK. FUCK FUCKFUCK. FUCK THIS WIZARDRY/WITCHCRAFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

all the siblings. oh fuck. I know what's here.

the servants are present.

aah fuck why is it a key every time. it's a fucking key. every time it's someone locked up and it's a key

asdjf;laskjl


FUCK FUCK THAT FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF CU THAT SOUND. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME FUCK THAT SOUND ASDFLKJASDFK;LJASDF FUCK THAT SOUND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME AND THSI FUCKING MUSIC ASKJDFL;ASKDLFJASD;KLFJASD;FAGHAS;FJGHAS;HFGJASHFDKASDLFGASHFGJKLAHGF;OSUGFASD;UFOGASGAUSFGHA;SFOG

The six. the six the six assdklfjaslk;dfghasfg;jashgousdf;agh

[spoiler=]Krauss, Natsuhi, Eva, Hideyoshi, Rudolf, Kyrie[/spoiler]

VERTICALLY.

VERTICALLY. VERTICALLY VERTICALLY VERTICALLY VERTICALLY VERTICALLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CANDIES AND COOKIES SODA AND CHOCOLATE IT'S A HALLOWEEN BANQUET YES IT'S A HALLOWEEN BANWWUASJDF;ASDHFUAOGIGAIJAHSDFALJSD FUCK THIS GAME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BEATRICE FUCK THIS DEMON ROULETTE.

IT'S LIKE FUCKING PINATAS OF BLOOD AND CANDY AND SWEETS AND HALLOWEEN ASDFJA;SLDFHASDLKFHS

This expression on my face is just. D:

just

D:

disgust and interest and can't turn away uuuuuuugggghh

[spoiler=fucking disgusting][img]http://i.imgur.com/rDEr6.png[/img][/spoiler]

ah fuck you

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck you beatrice fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you beatrice you fucking troll witch.

phone lines cut down every time. fuck that.

and this time the faces the faces the faces the faces.....

[spoiler=]faces intact BUT IT'S OKAY THEY CUT OPEN THE STOMACHS AND STUFFED IT FULL OF CANDY INSTEAD ASDJF;ALSDFJAS;DLKJ[/SPOILER]

"to those who remain"

IT'S THAT FUCKING GOLD INGOT. the same one... perhaps.. that [spoiler=]Krauss had shown Natsuhi back in Chapter 1[/spoiler]

6:45 am

Jessica is raging so hard right now

[spoiler=11/10 trolling, Jessica successfully trolled]
Do you think I'd be that senile, to wait comfortably in this place for you to barge in here? You're too wild to be suitable for this intellectual night.

What kind of faces did your parents, who raised you to be so stupid, make? Yeah, I saw them, they had a truly stupid look just like you.

Now, their bellies are full in the land of sweets![/spoiler]

my heart hurts watching Jessica and Kanon interact.

There are three ways to hurt a woman.

One is to hurt them with a knife. Another is to hurt them in their heart. And the last one is the most difficult, and most effective.

It is to betray their hopes

what the fuck is going on now

[spoiler=is this what they mean by furniture??][img]http://i.imgur.com/s0NZI.png[/img]

So, new theory. All the servants are literally not quite human, perhaps, since they're orphans, they have special powers akin to magic?

But now the query is. Why didn't it happen the first time? He tried using an axe or something the first time[/spoiler]


go away beatrice. serious just fuck off why won't you go away for fucks sake

[img]http://i.imgur.com/nfXsV.png[/img]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuu beatriceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you

fffffffffffffffffffffffff

asd;jfalskas;dklaghsdflfghsjasdlf;jsad;lkfjsa;ldkfjaslkfjsalkdfjsla;kdjsal;kdfjlsa;kdjl;ksadjfl;ksadjflk;sajdfl;skdjf tears oh my god the tears i don't even fuck this tasfasdfasldfkj;asldkjas;lkdfjaslkdfjaslk;dfjasld;kfjasdfasd

this asdflkj;asdflkasjdf;lkasjdflksadjl;ksdjla;skjdfa;lks

lasj;dfklasdfa;lskfjflk;jsdfakfddsf

aaaaaaaaaaaa god damn it this fucking music fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[spoiler=FUCKING 1000/10 BEATRSDFASDFASFJ]

In his last moments, Kanon wanted to tell her his real name. But.l.. Jessica had already fallen into a sleep from which she would never wake.....

So, Kanon's real name, which he had protected until today...... in the end, he couldn't.... tell it to Jessica...

"I...... became.... hu.. man....."

Those were the last words Kanon left behind.[/spoiler]

aasasdfl;jasdflkasdfh fuck fuckfuckfuckfuck fucking hell

ARE YOU FUCKING KDIDING ME DID SHE REALL DO THAT DID SHE REALLY FUCKING DO THAT I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE TIME ASDLFKJASDFL;JASHDFJ

SHE MADE [SPOILER=]KANON'S BODHY DISAPPEAR FUCKFUCKFUCK YOU[/SPOILER]

Oh it's the history of Kinzo and how he met Beatrice.

fucking closed rooms how do they work. not another of these closed room problems.

fuck this shit. last time the key was returned back to the same place, but this it was in an envelope, so literally the room was locked and there was no way to open it until then.......

wizardry.

just. devil's proof all over the place. closed rooms closed rooms closed rooms closed rooms

Christie reference do ho ho ho

perpetual moves.
a new rule? more information more information more information

[color="red"]"Regardless of whether they were living or dead, the six people definitely entered through the door"[/color]
[color="red"]"Only one key to the chapel exists.[/color]
[color="red"]"It is impossible to unlock the lock to the chapel without the chapel's key"[/color]
[color="red"]"when the door to the chapel is locked, it prevents any and all methods of entry or exit"[/color]
[color="red"]"The six people definitely entered through 'this front door'"[/color]

oh snap, questioning the key. oh ho ho ho battler you wizard you

Key, AT LEAST IN THE MORNING.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/mXelN.png[/img]

"Sorry, I'm gentle with women. I don't hurt women. I don't betray a women's expectations.

OH HO HO HO BATTLER, TURNING THIS SHIT AROUND. CHECK. CHECK

=THE ENVELOPE THAT I HANDED OVER TO MARIA AND THE ONE ROSA OPENED ARE THE SAME THING=

"Parting remarks are a loser's privilege. Say as many as you want."

GET DUNKED, BEATRICE

fuck butterflies oh fuck oh fuck

time to theorycraft.

this riddle this riddle.

okay so

beatrice

her powers

belief

right?

so believe in beatrice = beatrice powers

so what if

what if

the same could be said for the gold?

legend of the gold....

oh so the magic circle of the moon can lock OR unlock doors?

=only servants have master keys, and only one each=

"There are only two ways you can be sure someone isn't a suspect. If it's yourself, or if they're already no more than a corpse.

god damn it Jessica ;__________;

Establish that Kanon isn't the culprit? Okay Battler, I will play your game.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE BORROWED THE KEY. SHE BORROWED THE KEY ASDFLKJASDF;KASLDF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A+ BATTLER WOULD READ AGAIN BEATRICE GET DUNKEDDDDD

1pm

Hmmmm, a thought. The twilights don't necessarily have to go in order, do they?


WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM WHAT THE FUCK

[spoiler=]kanon is alive????!??!?!?? what the fuck he was definitely dead and now he's alive where the fuck did he come from [/spoiler]

and then shannon ran off

oh fuck no you've gotta be fucking kidding me

[spoiler=]kanon is revived and then pins it on Rosa[/spoiler]

sheeps and wolves sheeps and wolves sheeps and wolves. oh my god not this shit again.

SOIDERWEBS

SPIDERWEBS

SPIDERS
 ARE THE NATURAL ENEMIES

OF

BUTTERFLIES

FUCKING 10/10 SHANNON WOULD READ AGAIN. HOLY SHIT

Okay, now I'm confused about the deaths.

Which means.. if these deaths aren't even the 4th and beyond twilights.....

There are still five twilights that will have to happen... Which means only two will remain...

oh come the fuck on more of this disappearing bullshit fuck your shit beatrice fuck your shit. I am so fucking tired of closed rooms

[spoiler=I CAN'T DENY THIS SHIT. CHECKMATE? NO WAY, NOT POSSIBLE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QdGh1.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]

"Not only am I drowning in an ocean of bright-red blood, there are packs of wolves clamoring on the banks, whose blazing eyes tell me that if I crawl out, they'll eat me!!"


fuck me I have an open window and the wind blew my door shut and I nearly had a heart attack

ISN'T THAT STRANGE. INNOCENT IF THEY DIE, GUILTY AS LONG AS THEY ARE ALIVE, ALMOST LIKE A WITCH'S TRIAL.

;_; the keys. Genji.... and Shannon.. and all the servants.. ;_;

THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE MASTER KEYS


FUCKING TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BEATRICE FUCKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU

6PM

daaaaaammn george is taking control of the situation

FUCK IT FUCK IT'S THE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES AGAIN FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

AWWWW FUCK IT'S THE GLORIOUS THEME TIME

OH FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FSADFASDJLKA;SDFJALSKDJFALSHGSLDKFJ

FUCK TIS' THIS

TIS'SASLDKJFA;SDJKALS;DF

IT'S THE

FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK THE NEW MASTER OF THE MANSION FUCKFUCKFAUSDFKASDJFLAS;DFJASDF

LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOOR LOCK THE DOORA SDFKLSJAD;FLASDJHFSA;DFHSAD

WHAT IS THAT  SOUND. THAT SOUND. IT SOUNDS LIKE A ALUMINUM CAN OR SOMETHING AND THEN THAT SOUND THAT SOUND UUUUUUUUUUUUGG

wow... sounds like... beatrice is actually

pretty damn bitter about love...

is that what a witch is? someone bitter about love? she seems to be completely on edge when speaking with shannon.



no fuck you that shit is unfair fuck you fuck you that shit is not fair at all fuck you fuck you that shit is not at all fair fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk you

"Sayo I lo- THAT FUCKING LAUGH THAT FUCKING LAUGH GOD DAMN IT BEATRICE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUU

And of course. Now. FUCKING NOW THE...

kumasawa and nanjo finally. god damn it seriously I can't even



9pm

Natsuhi's room. another closed room. god

more trolling. for fucks sake

Oh, it's the discord magic circle again. Sighhhhhhhhhh

holy fuck circular logic these arguments are just wtf?

At the nineth twilight, the witch shall be revived and none shall be left alive.

Right before midnight...

And thus ends Chapter Two.

Oh, it's the wishes of the remaining people.

furniture... furniture....

oh hey it's Bernkastel

THAT FUCKING BELL. THE TOLLING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLIES

slkjdafasdf;lkasdklasjdf;lkasjdfl;kj what the fuck tofhasdl;jfhasjldfhalks;jdfklas jdf;lkashgouahsdflugha sfgasd
 givafsv asfgvasdfi; hsdofasdfouhasdfoi;ahs dfas
dfaspdfhas;dfahsdfoialjsdflkshdfas
dfsafdwhat tahjlahtahhtahwhatehagshhfasdhfasdh

WHATHWHATHHWHATHTHHWHTAHATHWGHAWR;LKFAJSDKLAS;DLKFJASK;LDFJASLKDFA

AWFHAWS;LDFHASLDJKFHA;SLDFHA;IOGASDOFIGAFSIJASD'FG
ASDFG;AKSDJFA;ODSFGS
D;FGJSGDKKJASF';LKSFJD;LASFDJ L;KWJ HAT TAHT HTEH HTWHAT THEF CUASKD WFUHAFSDLJHF WHAT THE FUFKC AWHAT WAS THAT ATLAJFD;LKJASDFKLJASDFL;KJASDF

ASDFKJA;SDLFJASDLKFJASDLFH;GAOSHGA HOLY FUFCK CASKLDJF;OASHDFISAHDF;LDSJAF DFSAHIDSAFJLASKDFJ ASKFLJASDF;LAJSGFOUHAS;OFIHAS;FOGUSHAFG;OUSAFHG;OSUADFHSA;DLFHLKDSAFJSA;LDJFASD;KFJADS;LFKJSAD;FLKSJDAF;LKASDJFASDFASDFASGSAUDF;JAFSG;LAKSDGHOURWAGH;AFIUBVJNASDOFUAKJSDNF;IOSDLJCKAJSD;FKLA;SDJFASDOGHS;AOFUHIAOGHADSF;LJIASDFH;OASDILFJDSHAOIFLJSDA;FOILSDAHFOD;USAHGSOUHSDF;OIJDSF;OAIDSHFOI;DSHFSO;FDSHFOSHFO;SHDF;OSJFHASKDF

[spoiler=jesus fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff][img]http://i.imgur.com/x8cpd.png[/img][/spoiler]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaasdf;jksadfjlkasdfj;skfljsd;lkfjasd ROSA

ROSAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT ROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

INVINCIBLE ROSA. FUCKING GET AT ME I'M FUCKING ROSA DO NOT FUCKING MESS WITH ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LA;KSJDFASHDF;OASDUG;SDF;GFLSFHO; ROSAAAAAAA

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

;_____________________________________;

tea party and then ??????

Tea party time.

Purgatorio

Going back in history and seeing the past of Rosa... poor Rosa.

golden drop. pppppppppppfsfhfh I spat out my tea.

fucking beatrice I was all nice and settled in too

killing someone endlessly......

[spoiler=HOLY SHIT ROSA'S BANQUET FUCK FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BEATRICE]
THE GOLDEN DROP OF KRAUSS' BLOOD
EVA'S DOUBLE TONGUES. FIVE OF THEM

ALL THE ENEMIES[/SPOILER]

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS BANQUET MADE OF REVENGE. HOLY FUCK ASDFO;ASJDF;LKASDHFAS
[SPOILER=THE FUCKING DESSERT FUCK YOU 900000000/10 RAGE BEATRICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
OVEN-BAKED MARIA AND APPLES
[/SPOILER]
FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT ASDJF;KASDFJLSADFHSA FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCFKCUF

I almost threw up in my mouth a little

[spoiler=the desert][img]http://i.imgur.com/pAD4x.png[/img][/spoiler]

I can't even begin to describe the mixture of feelings. it's like disgust and a bit of mental pain and just uuuuuuugggggggghhhhh

..and then, maybe mama will be happy maria exists for the first time.

"Looks delicious. Slice up your cow tits and make me a sandwich."

"Now I feel like eating a whole roast witch"

wow double meaning there. roast has two different meanings in English. hahaha

"And Maria, it's ten years too early for you to talk about having someone eat you. But in ten years, you'll have to say that to me. Promise?"

HAAHAHAHAHAH

Beatrice, the Endless Witch
Bernkastel, the Witch of Miracles
Lambdadelta. the Witch of Certainty

>Fight-o
>Nii-pah

dat higurashi reference

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FXFIM.png[/img]

M-moe..

===

Episode 3: Banquet of the golden witch

Wait who the hell is this. This isn't Beatrice

Unless... you're telling me her form is changing.

Oh, it was a dream from back a while ago?

Belphegor - serious business
black ponytail
Satan - angry scolding lonely
white wavy curls
Beelzebub - gourmet, picky eater
curly pigtails
Leviathan - selfish crybaby
lime green wavy
Lucifer - oldest, but weakest
straight black
Asmodeus - youngest, most innocent
blonde twintails
Mammon - greed, and cause for argument, most honest about feelings
wavy light brown


revive over and over and kill over and over

endless witch indeed....

oh cool, I have the animated OP again. fuck yeah I like this music

fuck the blatant sexism irritates the shit out of me

I guess this episode must be about Eva?


EDIT: nvm this is a young Beatrice?

Young Eva
[img]http://i.imgur.com/4k9nP.png[/img]

[spoiler=magic]The basis of my magic is nothing more than your believing heart[/spoiler]

It's that riddle again.

"That's it... Let's all tense up our assholes and go."

In hindsight, am I supposed to be able to solve the closed room problems?

"That was a dream. I'm with you now. If I grasp your hand like this, that dream will go away. Right? Look. I'm holding it tight."

Damn Hideyoshi is a baller

2 PM

oh ho? battler had a crush on shannon when he was younger?

"A community of girls with the wrong impressions can be scary. They could have some secret feud behind your back, and hurt someone or make them cry without you noticing it, right?"

Ain't that the truth

in hindight, maybe there was something special about the single rose that was unhealthy in that rose garden.

I don't understand Beatrice.... at.. all.

Like, I'm really confused. Why does she try. What does she do with Maria?

Seems like an echo of episode one, so far.

RONOVE. HOLY SHIT. DAT MONOCLE. DAT MUSTACHE. IMMEDIATELY FABULOUS. EVERYONE STEP DOWN BEST CHARACTER.
27th rank
jesus. what a butler.

Great Demon of the 72 Pillars.

"those seven ass nee-sans"

OH BATTLER, YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS ARE TOO GOOD

So, theory-crafting time. Okay

[spoiler=]after every episode, Battler believes a little bit more. thus, Beatrice's powers are increasing ever so slightly, and thus she is able to manifest more servants and demons and stuff[/spoiler]

"why don't you just give up and die?"

8pm

trade the family for gold? Howwhat?

oh I see. buying out people with gold

Kyrie's conclusion: arrogance

Seems like she might be on to something

Eva: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

9pm

So, is this a confirmation that [spoiler=]there are more than 18 people on the island?[/spoiler]

god damn Devil's proof again

Hempel's Raven

contrapositive, aka the not positive

If A, then B. If not B, then not A.

Interesting. contrapositive denying the devil's proof.

LOGIC. HOW DOES IT WORK. +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +10 +100

????????

Oh, is it time for red text?

"The more cornered you are, the more bold you become"

Oh hey Battler won one challenge.

already dead......?

[spoiler=]Or should I say it used to be wrong. I was constructed by Kinzo, a human built by a human. No, maybe I should call it a cage made of flesh."[/spoiler]

hmmmmmmmmmm

OH HO. CONFIRMED. KUWADORIAN. (Nine Bords' Retreat)

Oh I see... so Beatrice was a [spoiler=]human turned witch turned soul/spirit, and then revived[/spoiler]

holy shit
 holy shit.

homunculus


BEATRICE? MORE LIKE TSUNDETRICE

[spoiler=In 1967, 19 years ago]in a hidden mansion on Rokkenjima, Beatrice-sama existed as a human[/spoiler]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c79Kg.png[/IMG]

So.. [spoiler=]Beato died on that day, and broke free from the human shell[/spoiler]

Interesting...

There are no more than 18 humans on this Rokkenjima.

Midnight. And so it begins...

Oh, looks like Kinzo's done

Lucifer and Kanon. would ship

Lucifer of Pride.

lucifer is the most moe. discuss.

HO HO HO BEATRICE JUST USED THE PHRASE IT'S USELESS.

MAXIMUM JELLY DETECTED

Genji puts them to sleep. and then Ronove does the same.

AWWWW SHIT.. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHITTTT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS KUMASAWA IS A REAL BADASS WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

GET DUNKED, SEVEN STAKES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKASDFJAS;DFJASDLF

WHATTTT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU FOR REAL?

ARE YOU A WIZARD/WITCH?

[spoiler=KUMASAWA]IS THE PREDECESSOR, LADY BEATRICE. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHHA[/SPOILER]

HOLY SHIT IT'S BEATRICE V2.0????

HOLY SHIT EPIC MAGIC EPIC MAGIC WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING HOLY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLY FUCKING AWESOME FUCK YEAH THIS IS LIKE FUCKING TOUHOUS AND WIZARDRY AND SHIT IN HERE FUCK YEAH

BRACE FOR IMPACT THIS MUSIC IS FUCKING EPIC

A THOUSAND BALLISTA SHOTS

GUNGNIR, THE THUNDER SPEAR. WHAT THE FUCK

AEGIS SHIELD

DIVINE SPEAR DIVINE SHIELD

6300 THUNDERCLOUD SPEARS

18900 THUNDERBOLTS

DVERGAR, IRON HAMMER OF HEAVEN

GIANT SOLDIERS. WAR TOWER. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY PLAYING EPIC MAGIC CHESS

SMOTHERED MATE

OH WOW. TROLLED. BEATRICE LEGENDARY TROLL. HAHAHAHAHA

6 AM now. damn that was pretty fucking legendary

Five magic circles this time around? Why so many?

Oh right.... to make it more obvious and clear

[spoiler=the six chosen by the key]kinzo + the five servants[/spoiler]

Man, golden slaughter doesn't even bother me now. I'm like, oh look someone's dead ok

Predecessor Beatrice

Philogiston, caloric, ether, god's love

time to logic everything away

how do you explain away that touhou battle though

Results without principles are magic.

Interesting logic.

oh fuck is this going to be some schrodinger in here now

schrodinger and chess

Virgilia

AHAHAHAHAH WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LOGIC IS THIS

THERE IS NOTHING HERE, SO THUS NOTHING HAPPENED.

MULTI-LAYERED WORLDS CONTRACTION TECHNIQUE

7 AM

Beato's closed room definition

Parlor: Shannon + Master Key + 2nd floor guest room
Guestroom: Kumasawa + Master Key + 3rd Floor Waiting Room
Waiting Room: Gohda + Master Key + 2nd Floor VIP room
VIP Room: Genji + Master Key + Underground Boiler Room
Boiler Room: Kinzo + Chapel Key + Letter from Beatrice
Chapel: Kanon + Master Key + Parlor Key


Instant death. Red text again. I wonder what Battler is planning here

IT'S A TRAP.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Define: Trap

Suicide

THE SIX PEOPLE WERE KILLED BY OTHER PEOPLE.

CANNOT BE RED-TEXTED. OH HO HO BATTLER

"Ronove quickly covered Beato's mouth with his hand as she grew thoroughly panicked and agitated, and suspended the game.

9 am now

metaphorical river

or possibly it might be talking about beatrice?

KANJI PUNS. WHY SO MANY KANJI PUNS

Looks like Eva's found someeeethinggggg

HOLYYYYY SHITTTT HOLYYYY SHITTT AHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW THIS PILE OF GOLDDDDDDDD AHAHAHAHAHAH

sup Rosa

wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhs hiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt

woaaaaah shit

pass on everything. HOLY SHIT. holy. wooooooooooooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh

[spoiler=Eva]can call herself beatrice now. magic title, endless witch wooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh[/spoiler]

WOOOOOOAAAAAH THE PORTRAITS THE PORTRAITS WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WATCH OUT WE GOT A REAL BADASS OVER HERE

what the hell is going on I'm so lost

but.. hnngh moe

[img]http://i.imgur.com/DnGPz.png[/img]

Oh, is this possibly what Virgilia had meant but the Sun and the North Wind and the man with the jacket?


10:30

Oh, is it time for the second twilight? How does the second twilight work? Who will it work on? The only "pair" right now... is.. yeah

The witch inside her heart.

Oh, it'll be THIS pair.

[spoiler=The pair]Rosa and Maria[/spoiler]

But they aren't even that close...

BUT WAIT. IT'S [SPOILER=]EVA-BEATRICE[/SPOILER]

OH HO HO HO HO HO FUCKING CALLED IT FUCKING CALLED IT TROLOLOLOL EVA. DEFYING GRAVITY

>So, if you can fix them, then you won't get in trouble for breaking them, right?

oh lordy. pure, innocent, and cruel

>drown to death in ocean of jelly

man, I'm just grinning like a nutter. This is just hilarious. Like, people are dying over and over again, but I'm not even bothered by it. I'm just grinning like an idiot.

such a twisted smile, like I'm just, I don't even know. I'm grinning but it's like I'm not really smiling more like, grinning like a maniac. This is probably the proper way to describe it.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/C8qMD.png[/img]

I ain't even bothered man, this is just like, feels completely normal. I shouldn't be grinning and laughing this much, hahahaha

 [img]http://i.imgur.com/eJPJt.png[/img]

Child-like innocence.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/6wyb4.png[/img]

kind of moe. battler rejecting beatrice yet again

[img]http://i.imgur.com/qJcSK.png[/img]

jesus christ how terrifying

11 now.

I see... every time she [spoiler=]Eva falls asleep, the EVA-Beatrice awakens?[/spoiler]

"You're an eyesore, so disappear."

This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch. This witch is an eyesore. Disappear.

Grotesque murders for nothing...

Wow, Battler is completely ripping Beatrice a new one here. Like, just shutting down her down without even fighting her...

"I don't want to see your face again"

"Milady has never had the experience of having a friend. In addition, she has probably never had something spoken to her that strongly."

Are they trying to make me sympathize with her?

a murder announcement revealed only to you.

jesus christ why are you such a bitch

belief = anti magic, which is a toxin to magic itself

>I want to go outside

wat. Whyyyyyyyyyyy

Hmmmmmmmm......

Guns kill witches. lol okay

"Leaving everything to your servants while not exposing yourself to danger is also a part of a witch's elegant taste."

Leviathan of Envy
Belphegor of Sloth

Kyrie's intuition, oh ho ho ho

OH SHIT. IT'S WORLDEND DOMINATOR. IS IT TIME FOR SOME EPIC SHIT?

HOLY SHIT. RUDOLPH AND KYRIE HOLY SHIT OH MAN OH MAN FUCK FURNITURE FUCK THE SEVEN STAKES HUMANITY IS TOO STRONK

Asumu!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA

AHAHAHAHHAOSDHFAOSDFIHASDFOIH HAHAHAHAHA HOLYYYYY SHIIIIIITTTTTTT KYRIEEEEEEE IS A FUCKING BADASSS HOLY SHITTTTTTT

AHAHAHAHAH I AM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF THIS INSANITY HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHHA

SIT DOWN STAKE OF ENVY YOU HAVE NOTHING ON KYRIE KYRIE JUST SHUT YOUR SHIT DOWN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

"You say that you were jealous of your sisters for seven days and seven nights...?"

"Th, that's right..."

"Don't make me laugh, girl........ HOW COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THE MADNESS OF A WOMAN WHOSE MAN WAS STOLEN FROM HER, AND WHO HAS BURNED WITH ENVY FOR 18 YEARS!"

IF LEVIATHAN COULD SOAR AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, TO KYRIE'S EYES IT ONLY LOOKED LIKE 1/938 OF THAT.

HOLY SHIT BATTLE OF ENVY I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING WASLJDKF;LASKDHFAS;DFHASFD;

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME GIRL!!!!!!

I WAS LAZY. HOLY SHIT SADFASDFASDFL;KASJD HAHAHHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THREE STEPS. PINNING THE ROOK TO THE KING MORE CHESS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UNBELIEVABLE DEFEATING LAZINESS VIA LAZINESS AND ABUSING ENVY HOLY SHITA SDLFKJASD;LKFHASD;FLHASDF;HAS;LDFJ

SIESTA SISTERS CORPS. PENDRAGON'S MEMORIAL TROOPS.

REFERENCES. REFERENCES EVERYWHERE HAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T

oh hideyoshi.... ;_____________;

oh fuck this music oh fuck this music this fucking music those fucking strings not this shit again

GEORGE AND BATTLER MAXIMUM BRO-COUSINS ;______________________;

Endless MAgic is known as Black Arts.

Forbidden Honey.

So if Beatrice isn't qualified as an opponent, what does that mean for this episode?

no fuck this. FUCK THIS MUSIC WHY WHY WHY WHY IS THIS FUCKING MUSIC PLAYING GO AWAY GEORGE THERE IS NO TIME FOR NOSTALGIA

STRINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED. FUCK THIS MUSIC

NO THIS MUSIC IS NOT FAIR WHY SO MANY STRINGS SO MANY STRINGS

Oh, it looks like Beatrice is having a heart-to-heart with George

and it looks like ... Beatrice just[spoiler=] turned George into a witch?[/spoiler]

HO HO HO RONOVE AND LUCIFER

this soothing choral singing is so soothing... it's like a chant to put me to sleep, or bring someone back...

flute and piano and string. how pleasant

the magic of a miracle.

god

fuck

are you seriously

fuck off

for fucks sake

you've gotta be

really

REAL.

REAL. REAL. THAT WAS FUCKING REAL. UNBELIEVABLE. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.

Procyon I didn't believe you, but jesus christ why is she such a huge BIIITTCCCHHH MY GOD.

childlike indeed. Completely a child. A complete child that doesn't understand or appreciate this at all

Are you serious? How the fuck does Virgilia die.

And now I think Beatrice finally understands.......

07151129

what is this part supposed to be...

11/29

maybe it's Beatrice's birthday?

Yonjuugo and Yonichimaru

Eva just shot.

waaaat what is this engrish

what is that greek or some shit with the firing system

There's not way that [spoiler=]Beatrice can die here[/spoiler]

Beatrice ;_______________________________;

are you serious ;_____________________;

HOLY SHIT. MANLY MANLY MANLY MANLY MANLY MANLY HOW ARE YOU STILL

HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE I MUST ACQUIRE THIS OST HOLY SHITTTTTT

A TRUE WITCH. A TRUE WITCH

TRULY. ENDLESS MAGIC. HOLY SHIT. TRULY TRULY ENDLESS MAGIC. THIS IS REAL. FUCKING REAL MAGIC RIGHT HERE. THIS IS REAL MAGIC

THIS IS TRULY. TRULY TRULY A MAGICAL FUCK YEAH MOMENT

WOW HELLA RUDE HELLA RUDE BATTLER STILL REJECTING BEATRICE

BATTLER. MANLY AS FUCK HOLY SHIT. DEFLECTING SHIT. FUCK YEAH COME AT ME SIESTA SISTERS I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

EVEN MYTHICAL-CLASS MAGICAL ATTACKS WON'T BE EFFECTIVE ON THE TARGET HOLY FUCK STRONG AS FUCK WILLPOWER BATTLER DOESN'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK NOT A SINGLE ONE

EIGHT DIGIT MAGIC MAGIC PENETRATION IS DENIED BY RAW MAGIC RESISTANCE 999999999 I AM A FUCKING GOD. NO I AM ABOVE A MAGIC RESISTANCE GOD

oh hey testimony in red again

HOLY SHIT BATTLER STOMPING ON BEATRICE 3

aw fuck convoluted logic time chessboard thinking and hempel's raven bullshit again fuck this

are you serious... a cigarette butt? REAL

CHECKMATE. HOLY SHIT CHECKMATE. GET STOMPED. GET STOMPED. DENIEEEEEDDDDDDD

SIT DOWWWWNNNNNNNNNN


SOOO MUCH RED TEXT HOLY SHIT SO MUCH RED TEXT

WHAT THE FUCK THIS RED WEB OF CHECKMATE

SUICIDE. RED TEXT SUICIDE. SELF-DENIAL. OH MY GOD.. BEATRICE ;______________;

BEAATTRRIIICEEEEEEE ;_______________________;
THE POWER OF TRUTH

;__________________________;

GOLDEN LAND

wait who is this wizard?

holy shit woooaaaah I totally got caught up in the mood to that was fucking terrifying. and now Virgilia is terrifying as fuck woahasodfihasdfh;asfdk

is this like battler's daughter or some shit?

>I've studied manga anime and galge that have been popular recently, you see?

tears please and you're done

holy shit holy shit I just got reverse reverse reverse trolled or some shit FUCKING JUST AS PLANNED BULLSHIT ON AN EPIC LEVEL WHAT THE FUCKASLDKJFSA;DLKFJSADF

BERNKASTEL REVEALS HER PIECE!!!!!

AUGH YEAH THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL

Wait I know who that person is.. it must be [spoiler=]Ange Ushiromiya, the daughter of Asumu/Rudolph[/spooiler]

Probably.

TIME FOR A TEAPARTY

holy shit. this music just got really fucking intense and ominous. mother of god. lamdadelta just stepped her crazy as fuck factor by a million.

holy shit

certainty and endless

oooooo that's pretty intense. lamdadelta just stepped it up on the creepy as fuck factor by aq million.

>12 years later

awww shitttttt

How pitiable..........

Oh Eva... how pitiable... it is indeed like a curse.....

GLORIOUS PIANO AGAIN

THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN OPPOSE THE [SPOILER=]BEATRICE OF 1986 IS THE FINAL BEATRICE OF 1998[/SPOILER]

OOOOOOH SHIT IT'S LIKE EVER 17 AND SHIT IN HERE NOW FUCK YEAH

Oh, I kind of have an idea of what Fragments are now

wooooaaah shit there's a ED song in this ????? now?

My body is ready for episode 4 fuck yeah I am expecting awesome shit

Episde 4: Alliance of the Golden Witch

The first day, again.

"...you are fundamentally an exitence which certainly cannot rise to the game board."

poor Ange ;_;

10-4-1986

oh fuck yeah, another OP again? I love this music it's fucking 12/8 time that's fucking awesome

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4Qh0p.png[/img]

I'd eat her, if you know what I mean.

>Right now, I want to eat that bread even more than your thighs."

Ronove, 9/10 trolling of Beatrice. What a magnificent bastard.

>Keep the jokes to just your hairdo. Pfffttt wow Ange rude as fuck

>Menger sponge

oh lordy, references

oh man, virgilia. I totally was trolled and fooled in episode three.

Gretel, she says. Ok.

So it seems Ange is the narrator this time around.

Saint Lucia Academy

OH GOD THIS MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME STRAIGHT OF EVER 17 WHAT THE FUCK? I NEED TO FIND THE NAME OF THIS TRACK

MARIA ONEE-CHAN'S DIARY.

OH HEY

Side note right now. I'm actually crying for reasons that are completely lost upon me right now. It's just [spoiler=Ange]reading Maria's diary, the diary entry about Maria's birthday, and how Rosa would splurge on her. And then Ange starts remembering her own birthdays with Rudolph and Kyrie and Battler.[/spoiler]

Why am I even crying over this? This isn't even a sad moment, is it? It's not a sad moment by any means. At most, it's a nostalgic, or bittersweet? Maybe. But I can't pin down the reason why a few tears just rolled down my cheek. I'm not in the best of moods, sure, but something like a birthday, and talking about an old birthday with the family shouldn't be tear-inducing...

>Main characer in Card Master Sakura

do ho ho

Oct 1998

Hmm.. certainty is stronger than endless
a voyager witch.

to understand and deny witches. what is this sorcery

looking at things from two different perspectives

Tetsurou superficially looks like a guy I wouldn't trust. But in hindsight, he seems like a pretty cool dude

jesus christ how fucking annoying. Sumadera Kasumi. Go die in a fire

Amakusa Juuza

>skill in counter-sniping and VIP escorting

the fuck

50 thousand per day. daaaammnnn

underground tea room... that

yeah

So right now it's turned into family intrigue and competition for wealth and bodyguards and inheritance and high-level wheeling and dealing.

my friend wasn't kidding when she said umineko made ever 17 look like babby-tier shit

Truth is unfixed, like a particle or wave." Sure is philosphy in here

If it isn't exposed, it is valid as a truth

The truth of the future wins against the truth of the past.

2:50

The First Day

heh, Kyrie is plotting something


woooooaaaaaaah shit woaaaah shittt

what is this crazy theory

[spoiler=it wasn't guaranteed that]

the 18 names of people = the 18 people on the island[/spoiler]

red truth is a katana to cut away denial
blue truth is a shotgun to blast through illusion

hey hey hey ~ blue text time

hahahaha everyone is shutting down krauss

Damn Kinzo dignified as fuck.

"Fighting is just a process you go through until you win. The process you go through before losing isn't called fighting."

6 PM

Gretel mad for some reason

Maria.......

Atami... she left for a vacation.

Fragment = possibilities and alternate universes?

Ange = complete pessimist
Maria = complete optimist

Beatrice teaching Ange magic. ????

Convoluteeedddd....

"Witch of Origins"

oh ho ho, foreshadowing?

Mariage Sorciere, Lady MARIA.

Sakutarou. Diplomat.

Aha! [spoiler=MARIA]the Apprentice Witch of Origins[/spoiler]


Watch out, we got a real badass over here

Oh hey, Witch Hunters. the legend begins

?????

DIFFERENT BOTTLES. DIFFERENT SACRIFICES, DIFFERENT WAYS OF DYING.

WITCH REVIVED.

ALTERNATE UNIVERSES?

Apparently, [spoiler=Beatrice] wrote the message in the bottle. In 1 and 2[/spoiler]

And, apparently the professor was about to sell-out Ange

EDIT NEVERMIND OH HO HO HO SHE CALLED HERSELF SUMADERA


oh, she got her hand on the stakes

Mammon. sup

Asmodeus of Lust
Beelzebub of Gluttony
Belphegor of Sloth
Satan of Wrath

and then that's it since Ange can't manage any more

greed is also forward-looking and a drive forward

>during lunch, it's the bushes behind the school building
>during the nights, it's the stall in the shared bathroom in the dorms

>those are the only hideaways where I can be given peace...

;_;

oh so that's the story behind the hair accessory

"The Witch of Resurrection"

oh ho ho

asdf;asldkfjaskld;fj AAHHHHH LAMBDADELTA!!!!! THANKS FOR REVEALING SOMETHING CRITICAL FOR ME

FUCKING TIMESKIPS AND TIMEJUMPS AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSES AWWW WFUCK I FUCKING KNEW IT.

So of course I've totally seen this before but like it was still a small shock, especially with this music going on in the background. damn sonnnn bern just trolled me?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BQ1JJ.png[/img]

oh fuck off lambdadelta

OH I FUCKING SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING THERE LAMBDADELTA 10/10 MINDFUCKERY.

I FUCKING SEE IT. BUILDING A CAGE. AROUND. BERNKASTEL. WHAT KIND OF CAGE? AN ETERNAL GAME. AND PLAYING ON ANGE'S WEAKNESSES. SO

IF THE GAME IS ENDLESS. AND CONSTANTLY TYING. THEN THERE IS NO RESOLUTION.

THE GREATEST PLEASURE OF FURNITURE IS BEING USED. THERE IS NO FUN IN SITTING IN A CLOSET COLLECTING DUST.

PLAYING ON ANGE'S FEARS AND HOPES AND DREAMS.

10/10 LAMBDADELTA

"I WON'T LET HER WIN AND I WON'T LET HER LOSE"

10/10 LAMBDADELTA

YOU CANNOT LOSE. YOU WON'T BE REWARDED IF YOU WIN

THIRD CHOICE. CONTINUE THE GAME FOR ENTERNITY

OH MY GOD

aw shit, shiritori

ryuuzu, watch stem
zucchini
ninniku itame
mekabu

drainage system, reclaimed land, basement
gesuidou, umetatechi, chikashitsu


Gluttony and Lust really are like little kids

oh my god just what............

oh my god.. the seven sisters......

I was not

was not expecting golden slaughter to start playing there.......

simultaneously a witch, and also denying witches... what a contradiction

ange angst angst angst

"After all... on that day when I lost my family, I was already dead."

oooooooooh mariaaaaaaaaaaa ;_____________;

mariaaaaa ;______________;

they really say..... ignorance is bliss...

fucking rosa. jesus christ shut the fuck up rosa no one cares. fuck off. fucking rosa no one fucking cares about you

fuck, I take back everything I said in episode two this like hurting my heart here. fucking rosa. fuck offffffff

god...... that was painful to my heart to watch. I wasn't crying, but that was just utterly painful for my heart to watch......

oh hey welcome back sakutarou

Lucifer of Pride
Leviathan of Envy
Satan of Wrath
Belphegor of Sloth
Mammon of Greed
Beelzebub of Gluttony
Asmodeus of Lust

Cool, I remember them off the top of my head now

Maria was reborn as MARIA. hatred and unsatisfaction.

inb4 epic battles on rokkenjima

>Maria said, the person who gave her the umbrella, was [spoiler=]Father[/spoiler]

What is this convoluted mess

awwwww yeaaaa it's fucking Kinzo. fuck yeah Kinzo

	HE SUMMONED.

HE SUMMONED
PENDRAGON'S MEMORIAL TROOPS.

AND THIS TIME THERE ARE THREE

Siseta 45
Siesta 410
Siesta 00

Lord Goldsmith

Eva, Rudolf, Rosa, Natsuhi, Hideyoshi, Genji

Hmm, looks like this might have been how the first six sacrifices died in the first time around. Damage to the head like an explosion of sorts?

Even Ronove appears?
sup Virgilia

Okay, so Goldsmith is basically a high high high level summoner, and nothing else past that.

Siesta Sister Corps + Ronove + Virgilia

Gaap? what the fuck is this. what the fuck is this character

Pandemonium? Concert from hell? Oh my god her curls hahahahaha her curls

a cashmere mop.

also her music hahahaha her music is just something else.

>Of course, if a man whispers to me about a dangerous risk, along with love, I go head over heels. But only if he's hot!

hahahahahahah Gaap this character hahahahaha

Riiche?

>Gross. Keep the jokes to your clothes.

Do ho ho, get told, Gaap.

Oh I see, so there really was a reasoning for the half-smashed versus fully smashed...

Siesta ass-nee-chans. What is with Battler and asses.

Rosa just denied sakutarou again....

This whole scene didn't even bother me at all. Like at most it was just a "feels bad moment"

[spoiler=][img]http://i.imgur.com/C8Rf5.png[/img][/spoiler]

10:30 PM now

I see, the Golden Land isn't necessarily a happy world. It's a world of zero, free from negative worries

oooh

lia = virgilia
riiche - beatrice

I see how it goes

Nanjo Masayuki, the young (er) Nanjo

A mystery envelope supposedly sent by Masayuki

07151129

HEY. IT'S THIS SET OF NUMBERS

vault A112
[SPOILER=CASH]
Beatrice sent the cash...[/SPOILER]

100 MILLION YEN

KUMASAWA'S SON AS WELL

SENT WITH THE GOAL OF RETURN TO SENDER

A113

ANGE GOT ONE WHEN SHE WAS SIX

oh fuck, what is this cliffhanger. 11pm now? but in where and when?

SERIOUSLY MAKING EVER 17 LOOK LIKE BABBY-TIER SHIT

556 was a good kid

Oh! That's the first time.... Battler... called Kyrie.. mom..

oh

;_;

heh, george just serious'd the fuck up

11:10

Ronove/Genji

Gaap oversees George
Ronove oversees Jessica

the test

Sacrifice:

yourself
your beloved
everyone else

Aha, I figured as much. It was about conviction, willpower, and reasoning

ouch, the siesta sisters are crying so hard to virgilia because goldsmith totally shut them down

So, Gaap, is the 33rd ranked.
[spoiler=the answers]
Jessica, POE, herself
George, prepared to throw away everything for Shannon and himself.[/spoiler]

aawwww wfuck yeah

holy shit
that was definitely not expected.

answer as a maiden. answer as a desperately in-love man.

AND THEN SUDDENLY NOPE FUCK YOU I DECIDE THE ORDER OF THE KILLS AND I DECIDE

FUCK YEAH FISTFIGHT WITH RONOVE???? WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS FIST FIGHT

what the fuck is this gaap is using teleportation bullshit to kick around george?

Influence, Wealth, Force

Gaap is pretty OP.

WHAT I GOT FROM MOM. WAS THE KICK
WHAT I GOT FROM DAD. WAS FORTITUDE

FORTITUDE. ANALYZE YOUR OPPONENT

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GEORGE IS LIKE SOME FUCKING LU KANE MORTAL KOMBAT SHIT IN HERE

KICKS FROM KARATE
SPEED FROM TAE KWON DO
RANGE FROM CAPOEIRA

FORCE IS THE POWER TO CONTROL

HOLY SHIT

MAGICAL BARRIER. DETERRANT. DAMN STRAIGHT

IF WORDS EVENTUALLY MAKE IT THROUGH, THEN THE SAME GOES FOR FISTS

GIVE UP ISN'T WRITTEN IN MY DICTIONARY

48 CLUSTER SUB-ROUND

GATEKEEPER. BLOCKING HIGH-SPEED INTERCEPTION SNIPER ROUNDS

SPIRIT WAVE JAMMING

BRASS KNUCKLES. PERMEATING UPGRADE. IMPACT UPGRADE, PIERCE UPGRADE, SPEED UPGRADE

RONOVE JUST SERIOUS'D

wait what the hell am I playing?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/t0yi8.png[/img]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/u0BPI.png[/IMG]

I shouldn't be laughing this hard hahahahahah

what is this pinging sound. what is this number

LOL THIS EPISODE. IT'S JUST A FUCKING JOKE HAHAHAHHA LOSER FLAGS? THAT HAHAHASDLKFJAS;DLKFJAS

I CAN'T I'M JUST LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF. WHERE IS THIS EVEN SCARY OR INTERESTING OR ANYTHING THIS IS LIKE A PARODY EPISODE HAHAHAHA

calling my boy runningwild in here

"It's even written in a Minemsihobou book!"

Ashita no Joe reference.

6
*4
*8
*160
*12

>POWER LEVEL 11520

tenkaichi budokai

pffftttttthahahahah what the fuck am I reading hahahahaha

>EVEN THOUGH HE WAS IN MIDAR, HE WAS CALMLY ADJUSTING HIS GLASSES WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER OF HIS RIGHT HAND

LIKE A FUCKING BOSS

another pinging

wait

I

what

fucking

what

fucking troll troll troll troll troll troll troll

I can't even

just that fucking trolling I can't asjdflk;alsdfashf

trolling trolling trolling trolling that was such massive trolling beyond what happened in the third episode fuck this shit

OH I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. THIS IS A FUCKING TWISTED TACTIC. USING KYRIE. USING KYRIE TO CONVINCE BATTLER ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF WITCHES

11:45

what the fuck am I hearing and reading

[spoiler=????][img]http://i.imgur.com/ytFV1.png[/img][/spoiler]

more chess analogies

black squares and white squares

no, seriously, what the fuck am I reading?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PbMyP.png[/img]

Battler has a sin. Because of this sin, [spoiler=]people die[/spoiler]

[spoiler=you're]one of the causes for this tragedy[/spoiler]

Wait, is this Beatrice denying Battler....?

lialialia, gapgapgap

lol

damn, beatrice... just went completely batshit

"I am tired of it, and am throwing it away."

"Fickle, inconsistent, moody, temperamental, selfish, simple-minded, cruel. yet never has she shown such an expression

"Your turn will not come. No victory, nor defeat, nor a tie."

AWW SHIT. BATTLER'S USING RED

"I am Ushiromiya Battler"
"Ushiromiya Battler's mother is Ushiromiya Asumu"

aslkdjf;asdkfjsadlk;fj WHAT IS THIS TWEEEEEEEEEESSSSTTTTTT

WHAT IS THIS TWEEEEEEEESTTTTT HOLY SHIT ASJDIFJAS;LKFJASDFL;K

THIS TWIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT

YOU CANNOT SPEAK RED THAT IS NOT THE TRUTH

BLUE TEXT. HOLY SHIT BLUE TEXT BLUE TEXT FROM BEATRICE. WHAT IS GOING ON ASDLKJF;ASLDKFHAS;LFDH

A MAN WHO KNEW NOTHING OF THAT TIME TOOK [SPOILER=]THE NAME USHIROMIYA BATTLER AND APPEARED ON ROKKENJIMA[/SPOILER]

WHAT IS GOING ON MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCKASDFASDF;LJKA

SIX YEARS AGO. THE OPPONENT. THE TRUE OPPONENT. MY TRUE OPPONENT, USHIROMIYA BATTLER [SPOILER=]WAS ALREADY DEAD[/SPOILER]

A

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? ASDFJLKAS;DFHUGAIOJG HOW THE FUCK?????

[SPOILER=THE TRUTH]A BODY DOUBLE?[/SPOILER]

HE. [spoiler=]ERASED HIMSELF[/SPOILER]

the fuck. what just happened. what kind of fucking resolution is this this is some fucking bullshit asspull

Mariage Sorcerie again

Oh waitaminute... I think I know what Beatrice was trying to do.......

acknowledge. and then accept. and then join.

........

Kuwadorian, and the harbor

1968 everything stopped. yep. when [spoiler=Beatrice]"died"[/spoiler]

"Without love, it cannot be seen"

"The pages with drawings that had once been colorful... gradually began to change into the color of black ink..."
Eerie magic circles, and demon summonings. Evil magic for hurting people"
...
Malicious magics were created one after another, burying the pages and her heart...
white, pure, innocent witch.

Pushing your own pain onto other people's shoulders.

so , EVAtrice is the "black witch"

I should feel anger right, but it's like, I don't feel any anger at all. More, pity. Or perhaps, forgiveness?

;____________________;

this

there's nothing to be done here

really
asdlkjfsad;lkfja

;_______;;

;_________________;

despairing? perhaps? I am filled with a kind of despair. This is the kind of feeling where you are trampled upon. It is a painful experience to have your entire existence denied, to have everything important to you denied, to have all the important things to your rejected.

Who are you to reject what is important to me? Isn't the most important thing for myself to accept it? It is my world, it is my truth, it is my perspective, so who are you to decide what is in my world?

I CAN'T I JUST FUCKING LOST IT I JUST FASIDFJA;SLDKFJASLD;KFJASDLK;FJAS;LKDFJAS;LDKFJAS;LKDFJAS;LDKFJAS;LDFKJASDFLK

ASDKLFJAS;DFLKJASFD;LKJASDFA
SDF
AS
DFASDFASDFSAJDF;LASKJDFL;KAS

I FUCKING LOST IT SO ASHASODFASDFLSAKJFD;ASKLDFJASFDASDFJASD;FLKJLK;ASJDF;LKASJSDA

I JUST FUCKING LOST IT SOIDSO FHARD

SO HARD I CAN'T

CAN'T EVEN BREATH ASDLKFJAS;DLKFJAS;DFLKJSAD;LFKHADS;L

I FUCKING LOST IT OH MY GOD THE TEARS THEY ARE ENDLESS THIS REVELATION I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO BECOME RELEVANT BUT MOTHER OF GOD I DIDN'T EXPECT IT COME OUT LIKE THIS FUCK EVERYTHING GOD DAMN IT ASDFASJDF;LASKJDF;LKASDJF

DESPAIR AND SO MUCH LEVELS OF PITY I AM A CRYING MESS AND I DON'T EVEN CARE

;___________________________;

maria ;_____________________________;

I can't even bear this at all

this fucking line

[spoiler=don't click this, it'll reduce the impact][img]http://i.imgur.com/LYpTx.png[/img][/spoiler]

losing it so hard right now I've just lost my shit completely


[23:45]	<sacchaRIN>	Procy:
[23:45]	<sacchaRIN>	help help help help help help help
[23:45]	<Procy>	tasukete
[23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	(previous image)
[23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	ffffffffffffffffffff
[23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	I am not okay
[23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	I am not okay at all
[23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	oh my god ;___________________;
[23:46]	<Procy>	look at that bitch
[23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	I am not okay I am not okay I am not okay I am not okay
[23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	i'm dyin man
[23:46]	<sacchaRIN>	;_______________;
[23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	and this goddamn music doesn't help at all
[23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	fucking pianos
[23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	fucking strings
[23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	fucking bells
[23:47]	<sacchaRIN>	this fucking music

[spoiler=the uu uu uu]
On the day of a picnic where Maria onee-chan and Rosa oba-san were alone
It was written that this was one of the five happiest days of her life
And Onee-chan was singing a song she had just learned from her Mama
......She had been delighted
But partway through, she forgot the lyrics
But since she saw that her Mama was so delighted, she tried to sing until the very end.
With 'uu-uu-uu-
......She had sung it with fake lyrics, but her Mama was very pleased......`
After that, 'uu-' remained as an incantation to remember that day she had spent in fun and happiness with her Mama
Of course, even though she had thought it funny at first, Rosa oba-san eventually tired of hearing it,`@` and later on, scolded Onee-chan when she said it, ......but to Onee-chan, it was a memory of a fun day that she would never forget......
[/spoiler]

;____________________________________________;

OH MY GOD A REVELATION.

OH MY GOD.

THE WITCHES. THE WITCHES THE WITCHES

[SPOILER=THE WITCHES]

CAN'T STAND IT? HEY YOU CAN'T STAND IT? YOU WHITE WITCHES OF HAPPINESS? IF YOU CAN'T STAND IT THAT MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US? SHOW US YOUR MAGIC![/SPOILER]

black witch EVA
white witch MARIA

black witch denial of Witch of Origins, Lady Maria

revenge is a bitch

fuck yeah Ange. fuck yeah. seven stakes of purgatory are finally back in action

And that's the end of that battle.

sup golden land

YOU AREN'T A REAL WITCH, BEATRICE. ANGE. A WITCH, AND ALSO DENYING WITCHES. WHAT IS THIS CONTRADICTION

THE VERY EXISTENCE OF THE ALLIANCE PROVES THAT YOU ARE NOT A WITCH

Oh shit, Beatrice just used REDTEXT?????

awwwwwww shiieeetttt

The Witch of Resurrection ANGE

You'll fight for all eternity to win.

sup Lambdadelta

[spoiler=SPOILERS AHOY CAREFUL][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KyJ7Y.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]

BLUE TEXT, BLUE TEXT EVERYWHERE

SALUTE. ANGE. SALUTE ANGE THE PIECE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE

aaawwww fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

MY BODY IS READY FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

FUCK YEAH EPIC MUSIC

TRYING TO KILL ME? I WILL. BRING IT ON BEATRICE

It took Ange to wake up Battler

Tea Party time

oh so this is what happened to battler after Beatrice just lost her cool completely

Kinzo apparently likes fire

"I'll kill you"

red is passion, blue is truth
roses and forget-me-nots

PS this music is awesome it's like a remix of Worldend Dominator plus like two other tracks

Episode one, [spoiler=]Kinzo was already dead[/spoiler]

Episode two, [spoiler=]Rosa is involved with the passing of Master Keys[/spoiler]

Episode three, [spoiler=]Eva is the culprit, 18th X unknown person. Someone locked the window after George exited[/spoiler]

Episode four, [spoiler=]Kinzo is the title, not necessarily the person[/spoiler]

fuck off Kinzo, you're in the way

Hey, Battler just shut down Kinzo lol

"After being tricke once, Battler will never sympathize with me again."

Oops, looks like Beatrice isn't throwing in the towel just yet

And, apparently, it seems that [spoiler=Kinzo]was dead from the very beginning[/spoiler]

HOW TO DEFEAT BEATRICE IN AN ARGUMENT:

STEP 1: BE AS RIDICULOUS AND OVER THE TOP BULLSHIT AS POSSIBLE

/END

what the fuck the food they ate had small bombs what the fuck[01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	Procy: what the fuck

[01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	the food they ate
[01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	had small bombs
[01:18]	<Procy>	SMALL
[01:18]	<Procy>	BOMBS
[01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	what kind of fucking logic is this
[01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	i can't
[01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	i can't even
[01:18]	<sacchaRIN>	what the actual fuck man
[01:19]	<sacchaRIN>	my mind is full of fuck
[01:19]	<sacchaRIN>	what kind of asspull
[01:19]	<sacchaRIN>	is this
[01:19]	<sacchaRIN>	agatha christie is rolling around in her grave

[img]http://www.combattoads.com/nippon/src/126265105332.jpg[/img]

SMALL
BOMBS

>I'll make you scrap meat too, then the siblings can be all mixed together like ground beef and pork

[01:25]	<sacchaRIN>	I like
[01:25]	<sacchaRIN>	mysteries
[01:25]	<sacchaRIN>	but this is just fucking bogus
[01:25]	<sacchaRIN>	like what the fuck

wait what did I just witness


the revival of a... Beatrice?

also, this

[spoiler=;_;][img]http://i.imgur.com/BxETS.png[/img][/spoiler]

Onto the ?????

Kakera, fragment # 12341827451897072038512

hahahahaha

man, Lambdadelta and Bernkastel. This has to be OTP or something

Hahahahaha. Neither the Witch of Miracles nor the Witch of Certainty are willing to bet on Beato's victory

[01:44]	<sacchaRIN>	awwww fuck
[01:44]	<sacchaRIN>	that was pretty fucking terrifying

oh fuck

bern
bern's expression, along with lam's expression

jesus christ how terrifying

I'm really curious now.....

I really think that...

[spoiler=]Beatrice isn't really a witch. Or something like that. Like, she's really not that great of a witch or something, considering how Bern and Lam basically could overpower her?[/spoiler]

And, that's it. That's it for Episode 1-4

A pretty good read. I suppose it's fine time for the next four.

Fuck yeah there's a music box option? BRB downloading OST




TIME TO START UMINEKO CHIRU

augh fuck it starts straight with mirage coordinator music. shit's about to go down

"After begging him to kill her... the Golden Witch had become a corpse which had given up on living."

oh fuck Lambda is the gamemaster now. I don't know how to feel about this.

and I just have a feeling there is definitely a lot more to Bern than meets the eye

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FSkRH.png[/img]

this fucking face. this fucking face

so, Lambda is subbing in for Beato, and Bern is subbing in for Battler

aka the two MCs are now irrelevant? ??

Okay, so death confirmed with absolute certainty

wait. fuck off. >certainty

get out of my game lambda

But why is there a demon stake being used already? The six chosen by the key shouldn't be related to the demon stake...

wait wait wait who is this new bitch??????

OH HO. Ep 5, apparently [spoiler=Kinzo]dies right off the bat[/spoiler]

Ah, and again it's revealed that Krauss really was [spoiler=]using Kinzo's assets as collateral[/spoiler]


what is this wizardry, he just revived?

I have developed a soft spot for Natsuhi.

Oh damn, it looks like Natsuhi is the acting head.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/aypl8.png[/img]

There's gotta be some sort of reference here, right?

LOGIC. HOW DOES IT WORK. ALREADY DEAD BUT ILLUSION AND MAKING HIM AN ILLUSION

Knox's 4th. Unknown drugs and unusual scientific devices to be used
Knox's 3rd. No hidden passages/doors

Knox's ten rules of mysteries

Oh, so this is the previous conference before the one that Battler attended?

.. [spoiler=The 4th Game]As far as the battle between you and Beato goes, the conclusion was already reached last time.[/spoiler]


how mericless, Bern...

"If no one can refute it.. doesn't that mean it's the truth?"

"A blade is a tool if you use it when you're supposed to, but it's a wepaon if you use it out of malice."

"At times, Kyrie was able to throw away all compassion and think in an extremely ruthless manner"

heh, best character

Oh, so there was that pre-conference before the family conference. And the whole Disneyland thing with Maria was because of that conference

Oh, what is this plot tweeeest, 19 years ago for Natsuhi?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nshoN.png[/IMG]

what the fuck am I reading

<untap, upkeep, draw>

TRULY THIS IS MAGIC

The first day begins.

Ihihihihi, sorry about that, yeah, I forgot, marshmallows are what comes out of a girl's butt, right?

So Ange got sick, and the marshmallows turned into syrup

Oh, so this is why... [spoiler=]Gohda wasn't allowed to serve Kinzo?[/spoiler]

Riiche. Stupidest nickname ever

>mfw a drifter

Furudo Erika

>She managed to drift to the island unharmed thanks to several miracles"
>miracles

BERRNNNNNKASTELLLLLLLL


"The detective" The detective isn't the culprit.

awww fuck augh fuck augh fuck this theme of strings I'm not ready for this is this supposed to be Erika's theme? if so this is elegant as shit

"this level of reasoning is possible for Furudo Erika"

oh fuck yes I feel this line is going to be a recurring theme.

"If a riddle is solvable, she can solve it without fail, regardless of difficulty."

It's like I'm really in space now

11 or 13 characters.

This truly is the answer arc

oh shit it's a piano and string arrangement of happiness of the marionette fuck yes

oh damn. a map. i'm not ready for this

>how could you explain this nightmarish miracle of coincidences?!"

I swear to god if I see the word miracle one more time

>Phantom Silver Crystal and Moon Stick

sup sailor moon reference

hahahhahahahah BATTLER. BATTLER IS A TRUE LORD.

with a bit of help from Erika. Lord Battler will put you in your place. Truly a miracle has taken place

>intellectual rapist

mmmmm delicious

Everything Beato is doing for show... it doesn't make sense..

So.. Beatrice hates Battler? But that's not quite right either. X=Y=0

what is this logic aaaaaaa

but wait

X=0
Y=0
X+Y>0

HOW DO I INTO MATH

that. that almost made me tear up a bit. Krauss can actually be a pretty cool dude when it comes down to it

what the hell is this phone call each time.. this isn't something cooked up by Kyrie's relatives, is it?

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck it's a letter

oh fuck yes it's the [spoiler=]the ring[/spoiler]

SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET ALL REAL UP IN HERE

OH SHIT. OHS SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IT'S ABOUT BATTLER'S BIRTH. THAT'S WHAT RUDOLPH SAID THAT LAST TIME FUCK IT WAS A FUCKING RED HERRING IN EPISODE 3 OR 4 OR WHATEVER FUCK FUCK FUCK A;LSKDJFASLKFH

I don't even know what's going on

Oh that baby. Was that baby....

19 19 19 19 19 19 19 it's like it's ever17 with 17s in here
augh yea, my body is ready

[img]http://i.imgur.com/zOirW.png[/img]

>mfw it's actually [spoiler=the voice and the call]it's it's lambda what the actual fuck, call from another dimension are you a fucking wizard. stop playing with the pieces directly[/spoiler]

>You should stop being a witch and become a voice actress

hahahaha

"a grotesque pop and cute murder case" what kind of fucking logic lambda

ahaha.wav that fucking laugh man

5th Game: End of the Golden Witch

2nd Day


this isn't even a closed room. what. duct tape and shit

fucking weak. what is lambda trying to pull here

[spoiler=]
Jessica, George, Rosa, Maria, Genji... and?? Krauss? bloodstains?[/spoiler]


Interesting. Bern can't taunt Lamda into using red.

>Record of the Three Kingdoms

oh man, this reference

wwwwwwww get told Erika. Get told.

"I'd never say something as arrogant as 'I read books' it isn't something a person who only reads about a hundred per year should say so lightly, don't you think?"

>photographic memory

how convenient Erika

Oh, so this is how Erika set up the whole [spoiler=]Natsuhi is a the culprit[/spoiler]

"Good day, pleased to meet you. And goodbye!"

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck it's beatrice

Erika the double and Dlanor. The 7th? Eiserne Jungfrau, Red Key and Blue Key.


>Executed

god damn it too many new pieces fuck

What is with these random caps. let us CONTINUE ... OPPONENT

"That is USELESS"

what the fuck now it's the siesta sisters, along with another Heaven Guard. what the fuck is going on. it's like asspulls everywhere

passing physically, conceptually, or by any other method.

precision blockade. it's the siesta sisters

"Knox's 3rd. It is forbidden for hiddne passages to exist."

EXIST EXIST EXIST EXIST EXIST

Knox's 4th. Unknown drugs and devices cannot be used.

oh god it's fucking Kuwadorian. God damn it this entire VN is just fucking asspulls and shit

check Finished check Finished check Finished check Finished

"It's useless. It's all useless"

Getrude/Cornelia

"Let it be said that X"

Knox's 8th

what the fuck did he just jump out the third floor window. this is totally fucking bullshit

I don't even understand what the fuck I'm reading now. The entire premise of this story just got blown out the window, no pun intended. Seriously, what the fuck is the point of this story now. Like, everything that I've been working with has pretty much been just changed.

>This isn't reasoning... it's insane!

get dunked, Erika

WELCOME TO BEATO'S AND MY GAME. WELCOME, FURUDO ERIKA

[spoiler=jumping out windows]
[15:36]	<sacchaRIN>	Procy: hahahahhaahha
[15:36]	<sacchaRIN>	I don't even understand what i'm reading anymore
[15:37]	<Procy>	what part
[15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	what just happened
[15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	with battler
[15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	and erika
[15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	and dlanor
[15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	what the fuck is going on
[15:37]	<sacchaRIN>	that was just like
[15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	herpaderp i'm going to no longer deny witches
[15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	or something
[15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	jump out of window
[15:38]	<Procy>	oh
[15:38]	<Procy>	lol
[15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	three stories? no prob
[15:38]	<Procy>	that part
[15:38]	<Procy>	SUCH A MAD THING TO DO
[15:38]	<Procy>	taking a morning stroll
[15:38]	<Procy>	out your window
[15:38]	<sacchaRIN>	Hello, pleased to meet you, and goodbye
[/spoiler]

"Magic that hides the result in darkness is EVIL. I will not permit IT. However, magic that governs the process is not necessarily EVIL. My foe is evil itself, not MAGIC.

Embellisment. Embellishment. Magic is an embellishment

afternoon tea time

waitaminute. So it's apparent that Lambda and Bern have something they're trying to do right now...

"Direct, indirect, intentional, coicidental, unintentional means."

fucking tl;dr right here

[img]http://i.imgur.com/0gx0w.png[/img]

Battler saving Natsuhi's ass right there

Midnight

[spoiler=The Court of Illusions.]

Lambdadelta, The Witch of Certainty, GM
Bernkastel, Witch of Miracles, pierece the Illusion of the Witch
Beatrice, Endless Witch, claim existence, protect Natsuhi and Kinzo
Battler Ushiromiya, denial of witches
Erika Furudo, detective

the rest of the cast

Virgilia
Gaap
Ronove
Seven Sisters of Purgatory

Gertrude, Assistant Inquistor of Heresy
Cornelia, "" ""
Dlanor A. Knox,

Siesta Sisters Imperial Guard[/spoiler]

38 Characters. What the fuck this size of the cast.

Objection. X
Objection. Y

it's about to get really Phoenix Wright in here

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ct5SC.png[/IMG]

SERIOUSLY TL;DR

"Will you now claim that you went to crawl into Battler's bed later on? Well, if you say you were looking at Battler's sleeping face all night long to confirm his alibi"

:|

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Vwx80.png[/img]

NOT CREEPY AT ALL. NOPE. NOT AT ALL

this is giving me headache. Really, like this is way too much effort to read. I'm too tired to try to think through all this shit

>a possibility of a thriving culture of space bunnies

wat

Finite Witch Virgilia

Kasparov. Deep Blue. sup chess references

Bern, the witch who knows that miracles don't occur

fucking Bern. asjkdfalks fucking BERN. RUDE AS FUCK. FUCK OFF BERN. REAL.

[spoiler=BERN IS FUCKING RUDE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Jj4TH.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]

OH FUCK IT'S BATTLER

Oh, I'm just now learning Knox. Ronald Knox

http://www.writingclasses.com/InformationPages/index.php/PageID/303

Battler is really grasping at thin air here. Seriously

these fucking witches man. these fucking witches. fucking cannot get on their level masfdasfasdflkja;glasfda

yes I am mad fuckfuckfuck these fucking witches
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LOGIC IS THIS ASLDFJASKLD;FASKF WHAT FUCK OFF LAMBDA FUCK OFF BERN YOU GUYS SADLKJF;ASDFLSA;FDHAS;D

[SPOILER=WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BERN WHAT KIND OF CUKIGNADFLJSKADFA]THEREFORE IT IS SUSPECTED THAT USHIROMIYA NATSUHI AND USHIROMIYA KINZO HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH EACH OTHER[/SPOILER]

>disguised as beatrice

fuck

And here's the credits. Episode 5, finished.

god Bern is just terrible.

This is Happiness of the Marionette, but why am I so fucking mad right now. Yes I am frustrated

[img]http://i.imgur.com/5F0Lv.png[/img]

Erika, [spoiler=]the Witch of Truth[/spoiler]

Red Key of Judgement: The weapon of denial. Conceptual denial.
Blue Key of Reflection: free use

Okay, so it's almost like cross examination and direct examination. There are a lot of restrictions with Direct Examination, but the power is it allows a witness to speak openly and narrate, while Cross Examination is strictly Yes/No questions, but casts doubt on the witness or situation, when possible.

Episode 6: Checkmate of the Golden Witch

Thank you, Liar, Goodbye, Sorry.

;_;

So Dlanor A Knox is "Richard Knox's" duaghter or something.

okay cool

wat

side note

http://i.imgur.com/DK4ak.jpg

you will never be the <cute> and <pop> lambdadelta

"Without love, the truth cannot be seen" yeah it's that line again

;_______________________; oh god what what the hell is this I'm crying and
ao
asdfasfdasd

adfaksjdfaosidh

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck you kidding me right what kind of fucking revelation is this ahsidfjasdf;klashfgalsfja;lskgf

GOLDEN. enough with this fucking gold shit gold gold gold ENDLESS SORCEROR.

oh fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[spoiler=I'M NOT LADY FOR THIS][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NKVGP.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]

[spoiler=I am so confused right now]
[20:28]	<sacchaRIN>	oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
[20:29]	<Procy>	augh yeah
[20:29]	<Procy>	shit about to get real
[20:29]	<Procy>	no battler, you are the witches
[20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	wait what the fuck
[20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	^^^^^^^^^^
[20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	that
[20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	like
[20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	what
[20:29]	<Procy>	and then battler was a witch
[20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	this VN
[20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	yes
[20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	what the fuck
[20:29]	<sacchaRIN>	I am so confused now
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=NOT READY FOR THIS SHIT][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BwXQA.png[/IMG][/SPOILER]

GAME MASTER

oh fuck yes this music. I approve of this shit

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY TDAFLDKJAS;DLFJASKL;DF HOLY SHIT SHOLTKAJLSDKFJAL;DKF

AHSODFIHAJSD;OFJAS;IDHA;IGSOHASFJSAD
F
ASDFASDLFJASD;FHASLD;FHJASDF

THIS FUCKIGN REVELATIONAOSID FJASIODFJAS;IOFDHSAIOFHAS;ODFHASIDF
ASFJASDFHASJOIFSA;FHI

NO BATTLER, YOU ARE THE BABY

KJLS;LKDJAF;L

NOT THE SON. NOT THE SON NOT THE SON ASDFKJLASDF;LASHDFSAD

RED TRUTHS, RED TRUTHS EVERYWHERE. JUST MAYBE. JUST MAYBE. THERE'S A MIRACLE OF SURVIVAL?

19 YEARS. 19 YEARS AGO.

SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES WITH REGARDS TO BIRTH. OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK.

I'm grinning like a madman

oh fuck yes what is this fucking madness I am grinning like a fucking crazy man this shit is fucking nuts

it's like asspulls and all sorts of bullshit but I don't even care this is off the wall

SUP RONOVE. OH HEY SUP

TIMING. TIMING. TIMING OF ANNOUNCEMENTS. VICTIMS WERE ALIVE. TIMING OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT. WHAT IS THIS FUCKING WORDPLAY

SMOTHERED MATE

OH MAN I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING THINKING AT ALL I GOT CAUGHT UP IN ERIKA'S LOGICAL STORM THAT I FAILED TO SEE THE INCONSISTENCY THERE. HOW CAN [SPOILER=KINZO]MOVE THE DEAD BODIES AWAY AS PART OF ERIKA'S THEORY WHEN INHERENTLY KINZO DOES NOT EXIST IN THAT TIMESPAN[/SPOILER]

YES FURUDO ERIKA, YOU MUST REVISE YOUR THEORY.

revise this. *grabs dick*

>MFW GOLD TRUTH.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

ONLY BE USED BY THE TERRITORY LORD. ONLY BY THE GAMEMASTER

OH SHIT. NO LONGER OBJECTIVE. GAME PIECE NO LONGER OBJECTIVE

RED TRUTH FROM 4TH GAME

terrifying dude

[img]http://i.imgur.com/CY2RU.png[/img]

augh yea, that's it for the ???????

Episode 6, Dawn of the Golden Witch. No more checkmate, fuck off Erika

wait is this an easter egg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4Mc9S.png[/img]

Episode 6, here we go

Marriage.. to Erika.

hrm

and now it's Ange again.

Hachijo Tohya. 11019960576, 18^18, tohya no hachijo

more wordplay

End, Alliance, Banquet, Oh it's her writing?

yo this is the author inside the story

ANOTHER WITCH. GOD DAMN IT

observed through battler's eyes previously

elegant as all hell

>Featherine Augustus Aurora, Witch of Theatergoing, Drama, and Spectating.

"miko? You want me to be your shrine maiden?"

oh that was just plain weird seeing Beatrice act all polite and kind and meek

Death of a piece.
Death of a person

The sin of years ago. Almost as though [spoiler=Beatrice]was Battler's piece[/spoiler]

So the logic goes:

[spoiler=]
Battler sinned six years ago.
People died. Beatrice was responsible
Beatrice was created due to Battler's sin six years ago.
[/spoiler]

;_; feels bad man. just born, not of the same personality, but the same inherent soul..

augh yeah, no longer furniture

d'awwwwwwww jessica kanon OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP

Yoshiya

six years. Hmmmmm...

When will it be revealed what is the reason why [spoiler=]Beatrice and Battler, something about six years ago, and the cause of the massacre being Battler?[/spoiler]

Oh hey, Virgilia pops up out of Kumasawa again.

Endless and Finite Witch Publius Virgilia Maro

Endless Witch and Apprentice Witch of Resurrection

Oh hey, welcome back Erika.

NO. THIS SHIT IS STUPID. FUCKING LOGIC.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q7l93.png[/IMG]

IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT IS STUPID. ONE SLICE, EIGHT PIECES. FUCKING CHEESE, HOW DOES IT WORK.

oh fucking darkness. that shit just sent shivers up my spine. what's going on in episode six. What's going on in episode six what the hell was I knew it was coming I knew there was a boo moment but god damn it that stupid scream.wav or whatever freaks me out each time.

>Your wings should have existed for Father's sake. Just when did you have one of those torn off... and end up so drastically different

>wings
>torn off

ONE-WINGED EAGLE METAPHOR

>mfw two Beatrice

jesus calm down erika no need to bitch out maria here over beatrice

magic battle what the fuck

IT'S THAT BROOCH. THAT GOLDEN BUTTERFLY BROOCH

Interesting, so only one of them is burned by scorpions and spiders.

with magic and no body
with body and no magic

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GOLDEN SLAUGHTER. GOLDEN SLAUGHTER + THAT STUPID FUCKING SCREAM/SCREECH SOUND FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT WASN'T EVEN ANYTHING SCARY IT'S JUST THAT FUCKING MUSIC.

TO REMOVE ONE CHAIN, YOU MUST SET THE OTHER ONE

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SET OR UNSET THE CHAIN LOCK FROM THE OUTSIDE BY ANY MEANS

IT'S A FUCKING CLOSED ROOM.

d'awwww I ship this so hard Jessica Kanon OTP

Magic, belief, love.

>..that's less like furniture and more like... you're just a girl... who loves him.

Hmm.. I wonder

Is this the most convoluted love story ever told?

HAHAHAHAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cTTpI.png[/IMG]

>stomach
>wallet
HMMMMMMMM

;_________________________;

oh god fucking string music. string music is fucking terrible. just. string music and pianos. and shit. god damn it. it's the main umineko theme and it's just ;_____________;

[spoiler=this music this text]

I know... Even though that Beato is you without a doubt... she's a different being than the former you... and I can say with certainty... that you will never revive again...

[/spoiler]

;____;

>In the past, you also... you also waited and waited... for me to remember... and take notice...

Exact opposite of how it used to be...

;_____________________________;

;___________________________;

this fucking track this fucking music track asdkjfals;kdfhajsfa
asdlkjf;adlkfjaslfkhja;slfkg;asjlkf
askljg;aslkfjaslhk;ljak;laj;dlkfjas
alj;dhgrijfjra
a
asdflkja;sasaiohao;fha

;_______________________;

ajfkaldlkjf;asjfdkajklg god damn it I am crying so hard right now jklassdf;lahs

I just completely lost it right here

[spoiler=losing it so hard right now][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ySOts.png[/IMG][/spoiler]

akjdlf;asdf;lasfd;hauog;difjadsf fuck fuckfuckfuck

combine that with this fucking music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHA7Aw2GiE

fffffffffffffffffffffffffff

a double and a daughter

;_;

The only time I remember crying this hard was in episode 4 about Maria's diary, and [spoiler=]the true meaning of uu-uu[/spoiler]

>Furfur
>Zepar

what the fuck is this shit I am seeing

More of the 72 Great Demons, I see

Furfur - offensive power.
Zepar - defensive power.

two different genders

But..... they both look female.....

these fucking demons of love. trolling level maximum

oh fuck, REAL yandere shit in here

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IeTYS.png[/img]

Is this trying to make me sympathize with her? Because this doesn't sympathize with her.

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK WORLD END DOMINATOR OH FUCK OH FUCK IS THIS SHIT REAL OH SHIT IT'S REAL IT'S REAL IT'S FUCKING EVA-TRICE. OH FUCK SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I'M NOT READY FOR THIS

Wukong, crushed by the mountains of fire, water, wood, metal, earth

火曜、　水曜、　木曜、　金曜、　土曜

days of the week as well. cool reference, EVA.

augh fuck, you almost had me going for a second there

OH FUCK. IT'S MORTAL STAMPEDE. FUCK YEAH GEORGE

Once again George proving himself manly as fuck. Truly he is Hideyoshi's and Eva's son.

Kyrie really is the coolest.

holyyyyyy shitttttt. that just sent chills down my spine

"After all... if she hadn't died, I would have killed her... In other words, she was fated to die no matter what. The miracle is that even though she did die, I didn't have to get my hands dirt. That's all."

oh fuck this kind of battle. between. kyrie. and jessica. oh shit. shit is really about to get down.

>Flame upgrade
>Mass upgrade
>Armor-piercing upgrade

lol

>Armor upgrade
>All-attribute defense
>counter-attacking armor upgrade

oh fuck it's leviathan. TRUE ENVY. 18 YEARS OF ENVY. TRUE POWER RIGHT HERE

>speed upgrade
>instantaneous upgrade
>speed of sound upgrade

1225 km/h

Two years worth of envy. 2x365=730 days, 17520 hours total

>Permeation upgrade
>Attack transmision, indirect attack power upgrade

waiting for a battle royale of some kind

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh sohasdkfjas;dlfhasdf;ajsdf
sa
sadofhasldfhasldfkjsadf

asdjf;alsjf oh shit oh shit I fucking jumped out of my chair that was fucking terrifying god shivereasdfakjlsd;falsjkdfa

oh fuck fucfkcuf MARIA just showed up and is now really really really really fucking pissed holy shit alkdsjfsla;kdfhaso;difhsaiodf

>Her anger at having that stolen from her was near madness

oh shit red threads,

oh fucking Sakutarou, diplomatic immunity is fucking bullshit powers

oh that was actually kind of boring, I was expecting something interesting there...

OH HO HO. JUST AS PLANNED. NUMBER OF LOVERS? SIX. NUMBER OF SACRIFICES? SIX. THE TRIALS. THE SIX CHOSEN BY THE KEY. HOW CLEVER.

oh wow.... he killed... he killed himself... as the sixth victim............

OH SHIT. SO IT MUST BE. IT MUST BE WHAT WAS IN THAT ROOM. THAT CHAIN. AND THAT LOCK. IT WAS HIM. OH SHIIIIIIIT

[spoiler=in order to do magic]it was necessary to create a crime that would be be possible by human hands. A closed room murder[/spoiler]

Lambda - perfect closed room
Bern - perfect murder

>I didn't come here to sip from a rotten yogurt Fragment like this

bern_sip.png

never seen someone celebrate and be so happy over duct tape

Second twilight. Tear apart the two who are close. So thus, it's a pair of lovers.

The second trial: Decide how the the pair should be selected

Split: Krauss, Rudolf, Jessica, Genji, Kanon, Gohda

Hideyoshi, George, Shannon, Kumasawa, Nanjo, Erika

constant chess metaphors

oh hey of course it's a letter after the fact

logic error: a trick that has become impossible

looks like Erika played dirty with the duct tape

AND TWICE. SHE DENIED IT TWICE. FUCKING ROOMS, HOW DO THEY WORK.

holy shit holy shit what logic did he use??????????

how is this fucking possible?

HAPPINESS OF THE MARIONETTE SLOW STRING VERSION ASDLFJASDL;F

	oh I see this logic


but wait Dlanor just denied it. how the fuck?????

>REKILLED THEM . W

WAT. WAT WHAT IS THIS HOW THE FUCK WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LOGIC. RETROACTIVE ASSPULLS I AM CALLING SO MANY LEVELS OF BULLSHIT ON THIS FUCKING SHIT ALKSDJFA;SDFJAS;LKDF

FUCK FUCKFUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING LOGIC. IT'S LOGIC BUT IT'S LIKE ASSPULL RETROACTIVE LIKE I DONT' EVEN WANT TO READ THIS STUPID SHIT ANYMORE.

oh damn. and I had a feeling. I really had a feeling, that from the beginning,[spoiler=trap] the person trapped in the room was [/spoiler][spoiler=]Battler. The Battler that needed to find a way out of the room with the two chains[/spoiler]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/2D1iO.png[/img]

Oh Lambda is actually kind of..... yeah. she is stronger than she lets on.

You know..... every once in a while... that terror comes back to me... I wonder... whether I really have escaped from that hell.. what if... I actually lost my mind a long time ago... and I'm still in there... just seeing a delusion of us all chatting happily like this...?

And so, I need to constantly feel.. truly feel that this isn't a dream...

Hey.. are you guys... really.. real?

You guys...

You guys aren't just an insane delusion I'm having inside that hell... right? Right? Right.....?

god. maximum creepy level Lambdadelta....

truly boredom is terrifying....

[img]http://i.imgur.com/QMbEX.png[/img]

Oh.. Bern's hell as well...


>black cat

aww fuck. it's back to the beginning. we'll see how they get out of this situation.

inb4 love is the answer

oh shit. bracing for epic. one on one fight between [spoiler=]Kanon and Shannon[/spoiler]

magic dueling bullets. hey, better than children's card games

19 years to create the tale
19 years to reach this unavoidable day
19 year old true territory lord
19 steps

To me... you are in the way.

seals = closed room

aw shit, Gaap is starting to do some unreal shit here

>There's a rumor that they refused Comiket applications for the same thing nyeh~

SUP FOURTH WALL BREAKING

Siesta 127, 2 km range
Siesta 20, 6000 rpm

>I bet she comes with certainty
>I bet she comes miraculously

god damn it these witches

Welp, that's that.

Guitar version of the golden witch theme
oh fuck slow string version oh fuck I was not ready for that

Love's truth. Is that it requires two.

Furniture.. is sub-human, so it doesn't add up to two with a human.

STATUS DOES MATTER.

NOT A COMPLETE SOUL

LOVE IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

zero sum game. -0.5 to add 0.5 to another value.


SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE THAT DUEL salute salute salute that duel salute that duel

;_; little beato... little Beato ;___________;

why what the hell is this logic. fucking demons of love what the hell is this bullshit fuck your sorceryasdafjsldal;skjaljsfdha;sldfjl

;______________;

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god the reveal this reveal from the past......

[quote=]Well, I'd probably like a Jessica-ish girl. If I'm crude, why shouldn't she be too? It'd probably be just perfect to have a rough, relaxed relationship where we could mess around without worrying about gender and talk dirty with no worries! So if I ever get a girlfriend, I'd like someone who I could joke around with all the time! What would she look like? I'm not too picky about that. Well, if she did happen to be a glamorous woman, blonde and bouncy with blue eyes like in Western films, ihihihihi, that'd be awesome. I'd love to rub those boobs. [/spoiler]

:|

Beato.....

Take the golden hair that he likes, take the blue eyes he likes, take this personality tha matches his

[spoiler=and then...]you must love him in my place[/spoiler]

;_____________________;

[spoiler=and then...]if possible, you must be loved by him[/spoiler]

From this day forward, you will no longer be me.
From this day forward, I will no longer be you.

With love, they will truly be able to see us...

;____________________________;

A witch is not one that solves puzzles

TIME TO LEARN THE TRUE TERROR OF THE GOLDEN WITCH

AWWWW SHIT TIME FOR SOME REAL SHIT

Lambda-chan fan club. 10/10 would join

AWWWWWWWW FUCK YEAHHHHHHH FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAA

SUPPPPPP BEAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIICHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE

BEEEEEEEATRICEEEEEEA SFDAJ;SDLKAHSDF;ASDFH THAT SMIRK THAT GRIN THAT FUCKING AHAHA.WAV FUCK YEAH BEATRICE WELCOME BACK I AM LAUGHING LIKE A MADMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

>DASHING FROM HELL TO THE GRAVE.

SYMBOLISM AT ITS FINEST. VIRGILIA BEING OP AS FUCK AS NORMAL

MEANWHILE, GAAP BEING THE TROLL SHE IS

A REQUEST FOR A DUEL

AUGH YEA

I think I kind of figured out the logic of magic. The key is to force the point, force the burden of proof onto the opponent. If you're stuck in a pinch, you create a more outlandish situation where it defies the previous pinch you were stuck in.

Umineko - LOGIC

SIX HUMANS. FIVE NAMES. MORE LOGIC.

DISCOVERED CHECKMATE. OH OH HO HO HO THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS.

>check closet, fail to reveal bed
>check bed, fail to reveal closet

CHECKMATE. GLORIOUS

There isn't necessarily one truth.

There isn't necessarily one check at a time

FOURTH FIFTH SIXTH SEVENTH AND EIGHTH, GOUGE AND KILL X5

>It's a thousand years too early for you to capture Battler's heart, little girl

17 people
18 people

DENIAL. GAME. SET. MATCH

And that's the 6th game done.

Tea party time

A reader in a reader. wat

oh ho! inb4 plot to kill Ange

time for ????

oh fuck what's going on. this music. this is darrrrknnesss

those fucking eyes

oh hey it's Featherine and Bern

LONGEST SERVING MIKO SO FAR.

OH. OH WOW.

STUCK IN A LOGIC ERROR. THAT WAS. THIS

THIS WITCH

OH WOW

BLACK TEA IS BEST ENJOYED WITH YOUR FELLOW MONSTERS

so the next episode must be Bern as the Game Master....

Requiem of the golden witch Ch 7

"Witness to your final dream, Publius Virgilia Maro"

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Van Dine's Twenty Rules, Rule #11

Head Inquistor of Heresy in SSVD, 8th District Repentance Enforcement Agency, Wizard Hunting Wright.

Wright of the Twenty Wedges

>Ushiromiya Lion. First child of Krauss and Natsuhi

???? what is this

Silver Successor Ring?

what is even going on in this story

There's the Van Dine's again

http://gaslight.mtroyal.ca/vandine.htm

Along with the Knox's rules

Pretentious

Lion keeps pinching his butt. lol

Theatergoing Authority, a level above Detective's Authority

You cannot NEGOTIATE.


oh fuck what is this going on this style of text her eyes what the fuck

Castiglioni

ISR, Italian Social Republic

So, Beatrice.. is [spoiler=]Italian? and the daughter of some high-ranking Italian Officer?[/spoiler]

Bice?

THE TUNNEL. THE 2 KM TUNNEL THAT [SPOILER=]CONNECTS KUWADORIAN AND THE MAIN MANSION WAS PART OF THE SUBMARINE BASE[/SPOILEr]

So this is the truth behind the gold.......

oh damn. oh damn....... oh damnn.

OH SHIT OH SHIT MILITARY BATTLE OH SHIT. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL HERE


When Kinzo met Beatrice, he finally forgot about dying
When Beatrice met Kinzo, she also forgot about dying.

The Golden Witch. Only my alchemy can turn pasta into a smoking black heap.

The birth didn't go well..

Eagle spreading its wings. One-winged eagle

SUP RELIGIOUS REFERENCES. Virgin Mary. Children of Joseph. Holy Ghost, etc.

Genji, Kanon, Shannon, Kumasawa, Nanjo.

all could see Beatrice

Mariage Sorciere and the magical compendium, was like a nest.

It's all about being acknowledged

Beato of [spoiler=]1986 was born when she met Maria[/spoiler]

If not acknowledge, they are furniture. Furniture cannot ______, so they desire the right to _____ and try to become human.

GEE I WONDER WHAT THE BLANK IS

maria, [spoiler=]creating another self. that self being Beatrice[/spoiler]

more theories about realities.

Using the coughing as an excuse, eh? Interesting

wait how is Maria calling.. wat

THE DOLL. THE DOLL MOVED.

FF

interesting story about Beatrice from Jessica

Ange's seat is to the right of Jessica. Why is that..

Epitaph doesn't exist in this world. Interesting.

So it's one giant mess that is this Bern's game board

So, in the end, it really was [spoiler=Maria]Someone pretending to be Beatrice for Maria's sake.[/spoiler]

traits from multiple stories

Lion denies Beatrice

oh I see. So [spoiler=Lion]Is the child of Beatrice and Kinzo[/spoiler]

Assuming that that was how it happened, yes

OH SHIT. ON ON ON ON ON ON -ON

LI-ON

OH SHIT OH SHIT

THAT BABY. THAT BABY.

OH GOD WHAT IS THIS. BEATRICE IS BEATRICE'S BEATRICE.

LOGIC.

[spoiler=The truth behind Beatrice]Kinzo's child and Beatrice's grandchild.

2578916/2578917 chance of refusing to raise, aka what actually happened.

Clair vauxof Bernard.

MORE RANDOM PEOPLE. READER.

who is this person. Also this is really really really awesome music

fukuin.

And why are furfur and Zepar here

"I am one yet many."

1976 AD. Winter. Chapter One, A New Life

9 chapters, eh?

FUKUIN HOUSE. OH. OH I REMEMBER NOW.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kgdNY.png[/IMG]

REAL MOE. SUP LUCIFER?

WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHY DID SHE JUST POP UP NOW.

Who is this Milady that Clair keeps referring to?

OH. IT'S A DIFFERENT [spoiler=]world. fragment[/spoiler] I SEE.

Okay, so it's like lots of options for the existence of Beatrice.

OH I SEE. 1976. IT'S THE. IT'S THE SEVEN STAKES. AUGH YEA

OMG. OMG ARE YOU SERIOUSLY. ARE YOU SERIOUS.

ASLDFKASJD;FL

[SPOILER=THAT BABY]BABY STILL ALIVE. NP NP FALL FROM A CLIFF[/SPOILER]

>only managed to survive due to a series of miracles

OH. OH. OH YOU

Bernkastel acknowledging it.

Oh Kinzo you poor poor man......

wooooooaaaaaahh just got the weirdesssst feeling of deja vu

Chapter 2: The First Friend

>Every time I set something down, it always disappears. It goes somewhere else. Vanishes.

HEY. SUP GAAP.

Of course.

Oh I see. She thinks it's Beatrice

Chapter 3: Enraputerd

sure feels like Ange all over again

Kumasawa being a wizard again

OH I SEE. SUDDENLY. CLARITY. I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING.

[spoiler=MORE TRUTHS. Massive spoilers]

Beatrice C- The original Beatrice that gave Kinzo the gold. Died while giving birth to Beatrice of Kuwadorian
Beatrice of Kuwadorian. The child of Beatrice and Kinzo. The "mistress-child" that Rosa met. Died at the beach
Beatrice the third/Clair. The child that falls off the cliff when Natsuhi rejects the child. Miraculously survives (?) and works as a servant? Alternate Fragment: Is raised as Lion.
Also potentially the "witch" that spawned. She met Gaap as the first friend
Also ties in with the whole "she read a lot of mysteries and Agatha Christie"


Kumasawa aka Virgilia/the first Beatrice appeared to Beatrice the third and taught her magic. But this ties in with the whole concept of Beatrice meeting Virgilia while in the form of a servant.

So where does Virgilia come from? She wasn't the Ushiromiya family alchemist.
[/spoiler]

it's like ever17 shit in here

also lots of theorycrafting.

U. N. Owen. Unknown. OH U

"If you can't expose the truth of the tale before that point, you lose"

Oh man, so And Then There Were None is basically Umineko

Chapter 4: New Days

apparently they didn't make up with Yasu before they all left.

Asune.

So the other four that left were....

Lucifer
Leviathan (?)
Satan
Belphegor??

It's Asmodeus (Asune)
Beezelbub (Berune)

>modifies the world....

oh ho ho ho

sacred mirrors, spiderwebs. Since the evil spirits gave power, they share the weaknesses.

>MFW YASU ERASED HERSELF. WAT

WAT

IS THIS MAGIC

oh, so they merged...... I seee!


augh yea awesome music again

Chapter 5: A New Element

sup Mammon?

Oh I see, so the first person that was [spoiler=invited]to the Golden Land was Shannon, and she turned down the offer[/spoiler]
And so when Maria [spoiler=met]This version of Beatrice, the witch version, they acknowledged each other, and created a world, because it takes two to create a world. Mariage Sorcerie[/spoiler]

Lots of things getting answered

Ah, I see. So that's what Shannon realized that Beatrice at the time did not.

Oh, another family conference. No Kanon and Gohda yet, Asumu still around, Ange not here yet

Shannon was the original one that taught about love. I see.

Wait, calling someone Aniki...

OH. THIS INTERACTION I AM SEEING. THIS INTERACTION IS WHAT GOT GEORGE REALLY JEALOUS. OH I SEE. HAHAHAHAHAA SO THIS IS WHAT GEORGE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

This part about [spoiler=]Battler and Shannon getting along really well together[/spoiler]

Oh, and they said that they would show up one year later.


And I have a sneaking suspicion that [spoiler=]a span of six years happened and Battler didn't show up during those six years, thus giving George the opportunity[/spoiler]

What a shame, now that I think about it, Shannon and Battler pair pretty well together too.

A tale of you in another world.

Oh, I see. so the epitaph was solved, revived as the golden witch, and then the magical power was gained... and then...

returning in 1986

1980 Battler left

The return caused the massacre.

wat

They keep hinting at it, but what the hell did he do?

The why dunnit is the most critical here. The who and how are easy enough...

Chapter 6: Days of Trial

1980: Six years prior

Oh I see. So Shannon started crying over that

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED I JUST REALIZED WHAT BEATRICE WAS TALKING ABOUT ASLKDJF;ASDLKHAS;ODF

HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT ALSKJDF;KALSDFHSA;L THIS FUCKING REVELATION ASDJFLKA;SDFHAS;ODF IT HIT ME LIKE A THUNDERBOLT OMG ASDLKFJSA;LFKHSADF

SO BASICALLY 1979 WAS THE [spoiler=]LAST YEAR THAT BATTLER WAS THERE AND THEN IN 1980-1985 BATTLER WAS GONE FOR THOSE SIX YEARS. SIX LONG YEARS[/SPOILER]

AND SO THE PROMISE THAT [SPOILER=]BEATRICE IMPLIED ABOUT THAT BATTLER HAD MADE. WASN'T POSSIBLY WITH SHANNON WAS IT?[/SPOILER]

AND THEN. wait wait stop the crazy theorycrafting

So, this love is the answer and the key and stuff

1981 - Five years prior

Orihime and Hikeboshi

yep

six years promise. that someone forgot.
yep

Chapter 7: Sprout of Love, Root of Love

1982, Four years prior

>girls tend to be dreamers, and guys just do stuff without thinking

sounds about right. sort of, even with sexism aside

1982, still no show

[img]http://i.imgur.com/9DdI7.png[/img]

;_; feels bad man

1983, 3 years

He didn't remember. That was his sin.

OH. OH WOW.

THE BUD OF LOVE

[spoiler=the root, the bud of love]the role of being infatuated with Battler and waiting for his return will go to you. Beatrice will now carry it[/spoiler]

And, so, thus Kanon came

Simultaneously while I think this is incredibly stupid and lame, I also feel as if this is also sweet and cute.

Certainly not quite what I was expecting. I suppose if you were expecting something else, you would have though Umineko was rather stupid

1984, 2 years prior

Chapter 8: Journey to the Golden Land

and thus the portrait is hung

Epitaph wasn't solved, someone was made to solve it

vegeta-lion, doesn't eat meat.

TOO BAD I READ IT AS VEGETA LION. SUPER SAIYAN SAKUTAROU

Lion Land. lol

MARIA creates and BEATRICE grows

I see, so Maria pushed Beatrice to "solve" the epitaph
[spoiler=spoilers only if you can read chinese/japanese, if not then it doesn't matter whether you read it or not]
Taiwan. 台湾　台湾　really? is taiwan really just taiwan in Japanese

Apparently so. Taiwan and Táiwān in chinese

crystallization of knowledge pressed into sheets, aka a book

Atlas. Oh, this is what [spoiler=]Eva was looking for in Episode 3[/spoiler]

From Taipei, the largest town, the river flowing is the Danshui River, 淡水河

台北市，

So having a knowledge of Chinese is definitely helpful

oh a red herring. no pun intended, unlike perhaps a sweetfish

A HIGHWAY.

WAIT. RAILROAD

TAIPEI METRO

WAT

A VILLAGE. THIS IS WHAT THEY MEANT BY A VILLAGE. asldkfja;sdjfas

WAT

A　里

THAT VILLAGE'S SHORE. WAT WAT

this would probably be so much more lasdjf;asuhaso;idf wat the fuck if I read it in Japanese, but reading the characters in Chinese certainly helps too

唭里岸, Qili'an

Kirigan

oh wow. just. oh wow


a mouth, 口,　a village, 其，　a　shore, 岸,

kǒu, qí, àn

except there is no 其　in Japanese as a character though (?)

>唭哩岸


MFW THIS IS ALSO QILI'AN

THE SIX LIFTED BY THE KEY. AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK HAHAHAHAH FUCK ME THIS WAS THE ANSWER

HAHAHAHAHAH Q I L I A N

GOLDEN LAND = GOLDEN CAPITAL

黄金郷 - ougon kyou

郷　＝　京

land and capital

AJSD;LHKFASKDLFSAKJAS;LFJ MFW MULTILINGUAL FUCK THIS EPITAPH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT AJKLSDF;ASDFHAS;FD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=more about the epitaph, pretty much the answer[/spoiler]

京　- KEI - TEN QUADRILLION.　TEN TWILIGHTS. ONE QUADRILLION. SACRIFICE Q I L I A N.

QUADRILLION, 11 LETTERS

_U_DR_L__O_

WHY YOU NO REMOVE THE OTHER L?

edit wait it makes sense if you split the two who are close, so if you remove it like that...

_U_DR__L_O_

then slide the R over to where the I was

_U_D_R_L_O_

qilian. why did they remove all the i's and only one of the l's? this part feels like a stretch

split the two who are close, dr
[/spoiler]

Chapter 9, the Day the Witch Revived

chapel. yep


>You will be blessed only at a probability of a quadrillion to one

WELL PLAYED, KINZO. WELL PLAYED

oh it matters wh oops spoiler can't say that. it's spoiled above

PRAISE MY NAME. OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. MORE ENGLISH

[SPOILER= PRAISE MY NAME]

L O R D U. LORD USHIROMIYA. LORD U

[/SPOILER]

ASDLKFJAS;FSKAFL;SADJKJHLEGAIORHUDJVSFD HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AM I DREAMING IS THIS REAL
ASASDFAJSDLSAKUDF


GOUGE AND KILL. GOUGE AND KILL GOUGE AND KILL. START FROM THE TOP, MOVE DOWN. OR, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT AKSDLFJA;SDFKHSAFLUASHDOF

FOLLOW THE LIONS. LION. LI'ON

LION. THE NAME GIVEN. OH MY GOD AALSDJF;ASUHFDAOSDFHASD

.OH I SEE. SO THAT'S WHY. SO THAT'S HOW



[SPOILER=so that's what happened with Kinzo]so that's what happened. Beatrice the third, the "witch" solved the epitaph, and then "forgave" kinzo, and then kinzo died, in that year[/spoiler]

abandon one's self to fate. illusions everywhere. you can never trust narration

>Out of respect for that certain willpower, the Witch of Certainty made that kid a witch for just two days.

And that's it for Episode 7. What could possibly be in Episode 8...?

But first, a tea party



Chapter 8: Twilight of the Golden Witch

HNNNNGGGHHH LITTLE ANGE. HNNNGGGH SO CUTE

Weird. This is a really really weird Kinzo...

Oh, a reference to the seven stakes again

I really have no idea what is going on in this Episode anymore. Everything feels almost surreal

It's like a role reversal right now...

act the part of a couple

do ho ho ho

>No playing with the opposite sex without Onii-chan's approval

lol

augh yea, slow string version of the happiness of the marionette

>MFW I HAVE TO CHOOSE A SLICE OF CAKE

oh fuck this it's just little puzzles and quizzes, fuck that.

MEDAL GET

now, the question is, is there a penalty for failing?

Interesting, in this game, it would seem the pieces recognize what they have done in other fragments/boards/games.

Two sides to every story. This is Eva's side of the story of that which happened years ago. Sympathy points for Eva

"Words cannot be given. They can only be accepted. No matter what you try to give, unless it is accepted, it will be meaningless."

The fuck is this shit?

add an emergency to ???? you get an ambulance
130 minus ???? you get a police car

the difference between the two cars is half an emergency

the fuck is this shit. it's japanese emergency numbers puns or something. fuck

oh yeah it was that emergency number in Japan... it was ours backwards.. 119 and 110. half an emergency, aka 9 I thought it was like 11 something but couldn't remember

Interesting, so that's the relationship that Genji and Kinzo share, eh?

So half of these little hints actually don't really help.

That keyboard one was really clever and I feel bad for not recognizing it

Wow. This fucking puzzle.

Peasant
Wife
Shephard
Sheep
Cow
Meat
Vegetables

oh.

oh jesus are you serious. real trolling maria

JESUS CHRIST THIS FUCKING REVELATION. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. IS THIS REVELATION REAL AM I DREAMING? BATTLER AND ASUMU AND KYRIE...

REAL

WOW

posterior probability. this shit is what I learned in my logic class

augh yea happiness of the marionette again

13

Twilights + Six

First Twilight:

purple text? wat

Dining Hall locked up. 6 am discovery
Gohda first. Kumasawa arrives
Unlocked with master key
Eva, Hideyoshi, Rudolf, Kyrie, Rosa, Genji
Everyone gathered in the dining hall
Each death confirmed

Only five master keys, only servants can open and close doors

First Twilight. Genji's key destroyed

Second Twilight. Natsuhi's room. Locked. Natsuhi, Krauss

4th

Shannon and Kanon?

5th and 6th

Gohda and Kumasawa

7th, Jessica

>MFW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY PICK THE CULPRIT

"The sight of all the sobbing children couched over the corpses of their own parents"

Confirmed: Hideyoshi, Eva, Rudolph, Kyrie, Rosa, Genji, Natsuhi, Krauss, Kanon, Nanjo, Jessica

Remaining: Battler, Maria, George

Not all the master keys were destroyed

"The three of us were together the whole time"

Okayed: Nanjo, Jessica, Krauss, Natsuhi, Shannon, Kanon, Gohda, Kumasawa, Genji

gah this level of difficulty is a bit too much for me

OKAY. THAT HAS TO WORK. MULTI. YES. THAT IS THE SOLUTION

asldjkfas;dlkj oh shit oh shit oh shit this girl this fucking girl is back sup erikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

EVA-TRICE

THEY'RE EATING THE GAMEBOARD

WAT

BRACING FOR IMPACT. BRACING FOR EPIC BATTLES

THEY'RE EATING EVERYTHING. JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS GOING ON OH MY GOD

AWWW SHIT IT'S BATTLE OF THE HIGH COURT AND THE WITCH'S SERVANTS
OH SHIT THE POWER OF DENIAL

SIESTA SISTERS. IMPERIAL GUARD. RABBIT DOLLS. VESSELS

GENJI. RONOVE. VESSEL. OH SHIT. OH SHIT

ENDLESS NINE MAGIC DEFENSE

SWORDS OF MYSTERY

FUCK. YEAH. COURT OF THE HIGHER HEAVENS. TIME TO GO ON OFFENSE

PEOPLE LIKE YOU... WHO CALL THEMSELVES MYSTERY FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER TRY TO SOLVE IT LIKE A MYSTERY.....

FUCK OFF

FUCK YEAH WILL REAL FUCKING TERROR


LKJSLKADJFOIASDH OH FUCK NOW FROM FANTASY TO MYSTERY TO GOLDEN TRUTHS HOLY SHIT YEAHHHH GOLDEN PUNCHES ASDJLFKASDFH

AWWWWWWWW SHIT IF YOU CAN'T DENY MYSTERY THAN YOU CAN'T DENY FANTASY. CATCH-22

COME, FURUDO ERIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENTERTAIN ME, BWATTLEER-SHWAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN

CLOSED ROOM BATTLEESSSSSSSSS

ERIKA AND BATTLER

ANGE AND BEATRICE

the noble purity representing virginity that exists in not knowing

not knowing is much more interesting and entertaining

I guess that's pretty true to some extent. I mean, I can't take back my entertainment of ever 17 or muv luv alternative or anything


>Yeah, if I stood up right now and said 'leavel it to me' my popularity would surge and I'd probably make it into the top 3 in the next character popularity contest

hahahahahaha lambda


AWW FUCK. EPIC TRACK. THIS TRUTH. THIS TRUTH IS TOO MUCH FOR ME I'M NOT READY FOR IT AT ALL OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCKASDFLKASDFAHS

.........

you managed to die. however, this doesn't mean that everyone will be waiting for you in heaven..... after all, you reached this place by rejecting all of those in heaven.... see you in hell

endlessly suffering, without even understanding why


Ikuko?

And she named her Tohya.

inb4 endless loop or something

An old black cat named Bern

cat tail with a bell

>why don't I have any phone numbers saved in here? Oh right, I have no friends

Isn't it sad, Bern?

AWW SHIT WORLD END DOMINATOR AGAIN FUCK YEAH

LAMBDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWGGGG

kjlas;dafhg;lsajlka;fdjas;lfd scissorssssss

asdklfjasd;fksajdh lambda?????? what is this unexpected development??????

jlka;skdfjas;lkdfsadhfoa HOLY SHIT I AM NOT READY FOR THIS

CHAIN OF EXPLOSIONS ALKSJDF;SAHDFASIDLHF LAMBDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MULTI-COLORED EXPLOSIONS AND FIREWORKS AND CANDIES

OUTRAGEOUS
BEAUTIFUL
CUTE

GREAT WITCH LADY LAMBDADELTA

REVERSE EXPLOSION OF CANDY ASLDKJ;FASLKDFHAS

oh god I am not ready for this oh god lambda and bern are completely fucking terrifying

WAVES BEATING DOWN A SAND CASTLE

RIPPLES BEATING MEANINGLESSLY AGAINST A WHARF

HERE'S A HINT IF YOU FIND A PIECE OF CANDY LYING ON THE GROUND SOMEWHERE DON'T PICK IT UP AND EAT IT PFFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LAMBDAAAAAA MAXIMUM TROLL EXPLOSIONS OF CUTE AND SUGAR

VOMITING FIREWORKS WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING IT'S LIKE THE STORY AND THEORY OF SMALL BOMBS AJLSKDF;ASDFHASUASHFOSAHFPOWA

FOUNTAIN PEN IN THE EYE. SIT DOWN ERIKA SUPER MOM ROSA IS HERE DON'T TOUCH HER DAUGHTER

KYRIE AND RUDOLPH. SPIN DEM RIFLES RELOAD DEM RIFLES AUGH YEA

OH SHIT IT'S DLANOR

IT'S A FUCKIN CANNONBALL AS A SWORD

WHAT THE FUCK FEATHERINE WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS SHE JUST RE-WRITES SHIT. WHAT'S THAT YOU START A FIGHT? IT'S OKAY I JUST WRITE IN THAT YOU LOSE AND IT HAPPENS NO PROBLEM NO PROBLEM FUCKING BULLSHIT OP

a reaper. Bern the executioner

WHASODIFAJSIODFHSAOFDI WHAT WHAT WHAT

FUCK THIS WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ASS PULL IS THIS IT BASICALLY PULLED THE CARPET OUT FROM UNDER ME. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS ENTIRE SERIES JUST BROKE DOWN. NO FUCK THIS THERE IS NO THINKING THERE IS NO MYSTERY THERE IS NO NEED TO THINK FUCKING HELL WHAT IS THIS SORT OF ASSPULL

GOLDEN. ENDLESS. RESURRECTION

I choose to believe in magic

as long as I live, I'll carry your cross

THIS ENDING. THIS ENDING. SO MANY KINDS OF FEELS I DON'T EVEN KNOW SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF FEELS AAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK ABYSS

GOLDEN SPARKLES

1998

>the open end of lambdadelta's arm had cute fluffy white cotton candy poking out


what the fuck is she made of wwwwwwwwwwww

decades later

>Hari-Pota

lol

HOLY SHIT. TOHYA. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID HE GET HERE? WHAT A TWEEEEEEEEEST I THOUGHT TOHYA WAS A VERSION OF ANGE?????????

ESCAPED IN THE MOTORBOAT

AND THEN.

MEMORY LOSS. CAPSIZING, BOATS AND SHIT

and the welfare institution that Ange is funding is the Fukuin house

what the hell is going on? a replica of the mansion?

GLORIOUS GOLDEN LAND

awwww yea, that's it. that's it for umineko. okay. wow. I don't know how to feel about this sort of ending. It's like ever 17 almost, I mean it's like a happily ever after? but it's like up in the air? I'm not quite sure how to interpret that ??????? at the end.

Glad I finally unlocked my music box though.

oh fuck yeah, the executioner. bern real fucking terror

last end conductor also really strong

pages and pages of music my goddddd, this OST.

Also curious, does your medal count actually have an effect on anything ? And it is possible to choose a slice of cake without the almond? and if you fail to beat Bern's game, does your game end or something?

blue butterfly is a cool track too
god damn it dai does all the good tracks that are really dramatic, while zts does all the fuck yeah epic music tracks
ALIVE is a good track too

birth of new witch, totally Erika's theme

So is Soar the Lambdadelta track, or the battle track?

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