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14 TYPES FOR SE DAMAGE!@><!?>@?>!#?>@?!>?>!!?
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http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/cores-through-the-ages.3516041/#post-5697163
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muh gyaravire hype!!@?.12?.!?.12/3?!>!
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Ummm welp, prepare for ur purity to be taken
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http://pastebin.com/3PRkLsyb
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i-idk ;--;
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Pmma is a sexual offender: 
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http://pastebin.com/gg1V9gxe - 0 bb
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+Pmma: i don't grope anyone, i just feel
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Micro Mercury:
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http://pastebin.com/Ww90G1Tv - ;^)
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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oumonotype-151440823
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http://puu.sh/aZWhW/0e1f2750de.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux56-Z3G2Kc
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[23:04:48] +Henry: that split second of delay after a scald deals damage
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[23:05:14] +Henry: is probably the most stressful part of my life as a white jew in upper middle class new jersey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNT-1PQ2nNo
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[17:49:34] +Cloyster Chowder: >stop bringing outsiders into the room, i do get that praj is a meme and all, but you don't have to forcibly kill the room
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[17:49:54] +Cloyster Chowder: welp you should have posted that 2 months ago before i showed zomog
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[02:02:20] +Palette: !8ball is this next one dubs?
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[02:02:20] +Meeplee: (Palette) Outlook good
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[02:02:25] +Palette: !roll 100
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Random number (1 - 100): 77
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+ulcer ★: people think i'm sarcastic a lot irl too
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+ulcer ★: because of my autism voice
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[15:33:56]+Pmma: Someone tell me when emily,etaoi, or egoo is single again,
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[03:14:56] 2l82h8(Etaoi): guess Ill just marry pmma now
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PMMA E: He runs a sashed flame body volcarona. So, that's a 60% chance to burn.
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RNG is Competitive(pmma): you didnt hug me now you must suffer!
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Apathos: every time you say o bb it tickles me somewhere inside.
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Apathos: I feel simultaneously joyful and somewhat violated.
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Apathos: Thank you for bringing this meme into my life.
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Aergia: I'm pastebinning this just so you know
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Apathos: Welp
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+Pmma: So etaoi, how does it feel having to handle jealousy from both men and women?
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+etaoivacation: No1s jealous of my hikki pass
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+etaoivacation: Hikki ass*
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+Pmma: Right, but how do you think your partner feels?
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+Pmma: Being threatened by all the humans nearby
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+hand relief: sounds like one of those typical white guy problems I'll never understand
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+Pmma: It awkward would it be that one of you got pregnant kek?
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>literally fedora'ing this hard
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+etaoivacation: I can't understand why the pinnacle of human evolution like pmma would have any difficulty finding a relationship
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[15:21:01] +Pmma: Also i once had to carry a girl for acrobatics, i felt the smell of pussy
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+Pmma: >HP Power changes with IV's aswell
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+Pmma: wait what
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+Arylide: yeah hidden power changes with your iv's
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+Arylide: how did you think it worked?
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+Arylide: fuck im adding this to the hats pastebin
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+Pmma: i didn't know landoI runned psychic
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[14:04:36] +hats.marumaru: did you guys know
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[14:04:46] +hats.marumaru: you dont play sudoku but guessing and then fixing your mistakes when you finish filling it in?
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[14:04:50] +hats.marumaru: i recently figured out
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[14:04:53] +hats.marumaru: that you actually use logic
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[14:04:57] +hats.marumaru: to do sudoku
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+hats.marumaru: I switched Tentacruel into his Excadrill
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+hats.marumaru: Ice was [a physical attack in gen 1]
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+hats.marumaru: immunities didn't exist until gen 2 since poison and steel didn't exist yert
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+hats.marumaru: >using shitphy
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+hats.marumaru: oh my god
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+hats.marumaru: here comes the second fucking ban
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+hats.marumaru: manaphy needs to be banned
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+chwagod: y
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+chwagod: not even ou
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+hats.marumaru: its op
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+hats.marumaru: as fuck
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+hats.marumaru: if you dont have a counter for her
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+hats.marumaru: she can set up
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+hats.marumaru: and sweep
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+hats.marumaru: and shes fucking bulky
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+chwagod: >her
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+hats.marumaru: its a girl
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+hats.marumaru: isnt it
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+hats.marumaru: rite
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+hats.marumaru: oh my god
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+hats.marumaru: mega lucario
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+hats.marumaru: is like
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+hats.marumaru: a rabid lucario
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+hats.marumaru: it may be a little edgy
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+hats.marumaru: but thats really what pokemon needs
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+hats.marumaru: it needs to be a bit more mature
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+hats.marumaru: oh
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+hats.marumaru: how much more op would faggot pinsir be if he had bugilate
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+hats.marumaru: where it turned all normals into bug type moves
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+hats.marumaru: imp op
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+hats.marumaru: imo op
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+hats.marumaru: pinsirite x and pinsirite y
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+hats.marumaru: pinsirite x = how it is now, aerilate
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+hats.marumaru: pinsirite y = new evo, bug/psychic type
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+hats.marumaru: it levitates instead of flying
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+hats.marumaru: a bug version of alakazam
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hoenn remake: bug/psychic sounds awful
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+hats.marumaru: not really
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+hats.marumaru: it has good typing
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+hats.marumaru: faggot
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+hats.marumaru: its unique, but actually good
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+chwagod: so shitty offensively
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+hats.marumaru: bulky psychic
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+Arylide: !learn pinsir, roost
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Pinsir can't learn Roost
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+Arylide: doesnt even have merit as a defensive mon
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+hats.marumaru: like an espeon/alakazam/sylveon mix
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+hats.marumaru: like a cresselia
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+Arylide: !dex cresselia
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+Arylide: it would be nothing like cress
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+hats.marumaru: but it would
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+hats.marumaru: faggot
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+hats.marumaru: bug covers some big weaknesses
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+hats.marumaru: for cress
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+Arylide: it would have no revoery and not nearly the same level of bulk
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+Arylide: *recovry
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+hats.marumaru: give it recovery
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+hats.marumaru: and boosts its spdef
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+hats.marumaru: and hp
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+hats.marumaru: itll be like
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+hats.marumaru: one of those BIIIIG ass beetles
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+hats.marumaru: with small claws
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+Arylide: so this
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+hats.marumaru: pinsir is like, a little beetle with big ass clows
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+hats.marumaru: "lets their parents down"
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+hats.marumaru: yeah, we can tell them that with my 80k scholarship to a respected college and a +1800 sat score
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+hats.marumaru: i just figured out
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+hats.marumaru: how fire
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+hats.marumaru: spreads
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+hats.marumaru: dude
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+hats.marumaru: its a fucking comparison of the density
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+hats.marumaru: it depends on flammability and density
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+Arylide: kek
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+hats.marumaru: if a material is more dense, its less flammabile
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+Arylide: im like 12 and ik that
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+hats.marumaru: thats why wood burns
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+hats.marumaru: and stone doesnt
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+hats.marumaru: holy shit
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+Arylide: the more dense somthing is the harder it is to excite the molecules
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+Arylide: since they're more tightly packed together
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+hats.marumaru: thats fucking it
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+hats.marumaru: thats why air is so hot
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+hats.marumaru: sometimes
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+hats.marumaru: and heat hurts
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+hats.marumaru: because
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+Arylide: yeah because the molecules are far apart and are already at a high energy level
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+hats.marumaru: its the molecules
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+hats.marumaru: entering your body
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+hats.marumaru: its not
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+hats.marumaru: a burn
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+hats.marumaru: its actually a cut
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+hats.marumaru: i mean
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+hats.marumaru: like with a cheese grader
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+hats.marumaru: thats why burns are like
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+hats.marumaru: sup
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+hats.marumaru: and cuts are like
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+hats.marumaru: slice
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+hats.marumaru: god damnit i smoked too much
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+hats.marumaru: shit
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[18:25:41] +hats.marumaru: when i was a kid
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[18:25:45] +hats.marumaru: i had a wet dream with chikorita
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[18:25:46] +z0mOG: We don't care
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[18:25:48] +hats.marumaru: like i was fucking her
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[18:25:54] +Arylide: What is wrong with you
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[18:25:56] +Arylide: ;--;
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[18:25:58] deespect: >the worst starter
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[18:25:58] +Arylide: It's a pear
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[18:26:01] +Arylide: You fucked a pear.
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[18:26:42] +hats.marumaru: http://gyazo.com/2a8a050c25bfcd5a20ad5d08410594a0
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[18:26:44] +hats.marumaru: i completed it
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[18:26:47] deespect: Can that even fit to the
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[18:26:58] +z0mOG: Ohmygod
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[18:27:00] deespect: chat desc
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[18:27:02] +z0mOG: hats
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[18:27:04] +z0mOG: why wouldnt
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[18:27:07] +z0mOG: you use
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[18:27:10] +hats.marumaru: i cant
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[18:27:11] +z0mOG: a NEW TEMPLATE
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[15:59:30] +hats.marumaru: >gen 7 new entry hazard
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[15:59:38] +hats.marumaru: >electric chain link fence
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[15:59:47] +hats.marumaru: >pokemon get paralyzed and damaged when switched in
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[15:59:49] +hats.marumaru: neat huh
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[15:59:54] +Reud: hats pls die
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[16:58:35] +hats.marumaru: why is there no mawile vore pictures
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[16:59:38] +TestDee: cause that's disgusting
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[17:00:13] +Arylide: >vore
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[17:00:23] +Arylide: Go jump into a crocodile pit
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[17:00:39] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: i actually hate vore, but mawile is cute so i would think about it
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[17:00:49] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: only if it smiled and giggled innocently while swallowing me
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[17:00:54] +TestDee: Stop
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[17:03:39] +z0mOG: intothepastebin with you
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[17:03:42] +hats.marumaru: i think i shit my pants a little when i farted
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[17:03:43] +hats.marumaru: fuck it itches
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[17:03:46] +hats.marumaru: should i go check y/
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[17:03:46] +hats.marumaru: n
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[17:03:49] +z0mOG: y
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[17:04:06] +hats.marumaru: k brb
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[17:04:39] Nldvkie: ok
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[17:08:44] +hats.marumaru: its clear
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[17:08:46] +hats.marumaru: no shit
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[19:46:39] +hats.marumaru: we need a /cpg/ roleplaying group
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[19:46:44] +hats.marumaru: where two of us are the trainers
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[19:46:48] +hats.marumaru: and 12 of us are the pokemon
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[19:46:50] +hats.marumaru: thatd be neat
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[08:48:11] +hats.marumaru: my dick has a spider on it
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[08:48:13] +hats.marumaru: but im too afraid tot move
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[08:51:07] +hats.marumaru: my favorite pick up line:
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[08:51:16] +hats.marumaru: i've got bud in my room, all ladies smoke for free
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[08:51:20] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: smoke my cock
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[08:51:26] %emilyyyy: hats pls
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[08:52:15] +hats.marumaru: you guys should read some of my fanfics
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[08:52:21] +hats.marumaru: they are pretty cool
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[08:52:28] %emilyyyy: >fanfics
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[08:52:30] %emilyyyy: what are they about hatsy
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[08:52:41] +hats.marumaru: love and romance
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[08:53:12] %emilyyyy: arent fanfics usually about like a movie or something
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[08:53:25] +hats.marumaru: its about
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[08:53:28] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: pokemon
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[08:53:34] +hats.marumaru: i just came out with a new chapter
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[08:53:42] +hats.marumaru: the vespiqueen and the ledian fall in love and fuck
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[08:53:46] +hats.marumaru: vespiquem
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[08:53:53] +hats.marumaru: vespiquen
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+hats.marumaru: hi emily
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+hats.marumaru: i got weed today
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+hats.marumaru: do u wanna c
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+hats.marumaru: sea
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%emilyyyy: kek no thx hatsy
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%emilyyyy: pls no cpg while high
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+hats.marumaru: what about my micropenis
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+hats.marumaru: guys
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+hats.marumaru: i gave my azumarill uhh
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+hats.marumaru: instead of waterfall
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+hats.marumaru: it has water gun
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+hats.marumaru: fuck
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+hats.marumaru: will i get driver
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+hats.marumaru: or
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+hats.marumaru: wait
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+hats.marumaru: voice
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+hats.marumaru: not driver
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+mouse de frank: .
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+hats.marumaru: nightnighjt
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+hats.marumaru: i just watched a flash
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+hats.marumaru: of a raptor and another dinosaur enlarging their genitals with a laser
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+hats.marumaru: and then fucking a bayleef
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+hats.marumaru: in the mouth and ass
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+hats.marumaru: and it was a male bayleef
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+hats.marumaru: help me