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1 | 14 TYPES FOR SE DAMAGE!@><!?>@?>!#?>@?!>?>!!? | |
2 | http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/cores-through-the-ages.3516041/#post-5697163 | |
3 | muh gyaravire hype!!@?.12?.!?.12/3?!>! | |
4 | ||
5 | Ummm welp, prepare for ur purity to be taken | |
6 | http://pastebin.com/3PRkLsyb | |
7 | i-idk ;--; | |
8 | ||
9 | Pmma is a sexual offender: | |
10 | http://pastebin.com/gg1V9gxe - 0 bb | |
11 | +Pmma: i don't grope anyone, i just feel | |
12 | ||
13 | Micro Mercury: | |
14 | http://pastebin.com/Ww90G1Tv - ;^) | |
15 | http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oumonotype-151440823 | |
16 | http://puu.sh/aZWhW/0e1f2750de.jpg | |
17 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux56-Z3G2Kc | |
18 | ||
19 | [23:04:48] +Henry: that split second of delay after a scald deals damage | |
20 | [23:05:14] +Henry: is probably the most stressful part of my life as a white jew in upper middle class new jersey | |
21 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNT-1PQ2nNo | |
22 | ||
23 | [17:49:34] +Cloyster Chowder: >stop bringing outsiders into the room, i do get that praj is a meme and all, but you don't have to forcibly kill the room | |
24 | [17:49:54] +Cloyster Chowder: welp you should have posted that 2 months ago before i showed zomog | |
25 | ||
26 | ||
27 | [02:02:20] +Palette: !8ball is this next one dubs? | |
28 | [02:02:20] +Meeplee: (Palette) Outlook good | |
29 | [02:02:25] +Palette: !roll 100 | |
30 | Random number (1 - 100): 77 | |
31 | ||
32 | +ulcer ★: people think i'm sarcastic a lot irl too | |
33 | +ulcer ★: because of my autism voice | |
34 | ||
35 | [15:33:56]+Pmma: Someone tell me when emily,etaoi, or egoo is single again, | |
36 | [03:14:56] 2l82h8(Etaoi): guess Ill just marry pmma now | |
37 | ||
38 | PMMA E: He runs a sashed flame body volcarona. So, that's a 60% chance to burn. | |
39 | ||
40 | RNG is Competitive(pmma): you didnt hug me now you must suffer! | |
41 | ||
42 | Apathos: every time you say o bb it tickles me somewhere inside. | |
43 | Apathos: I feel simultaneously joyful and somewhat violated. | |
44 | Apathos: Thank you for bringing this meme into my life. | |
45 | Aergia: I'm pastebinning this just so you know | |
46 | Apathos: Welp | |
47 | ||
48 | +Pmma: So etaoi, how does it feel having to handle jealousy from both men and women? | |
49 | +etaoivacation: No1s jealous of my hikki pass | |
50 | +etaoivacation: Hikki ass* | |
51 | +Pmma: Right, but how do you think your partner feels? | |
52 | +Pmma: Being threatened by all the humans nearby | |
53 | +hand relief: sounds like one of those typical white guy problems I'll never understand | |
54 | +Pmma: It awkward would it be that one of you got pregnant kek? | |
55 | >literally fedora'ing this hard | |
56 | ||
57 | +etaoivacation: I can't understand why the pinnacle of human evolution like pmma would have any difficulty finding a relationship | |
58 | ||
59 | [15:21:01] +Pmma: Also i once had to carry a girl for acrobatics, i felt the smell of pussy | |
60 | ||
61 | +Pmma: >HP Power changes with IV's aswell | |
62 | +Pmma: wait what | |
63 | +Arylide: yeah hidden power changes with your iv's | |
64 | +Arylide: how did you think it worked? | |
65 | +Arylide: fuck im adding this to the hats pastebin | |
66 | ||
67 | +Pmma: i didn't know landoI runned psychic | |
68 | ||
69 | ||
70 | [14:04:36] +hats.marumaru: did you guys know | |
71 | [14:04:46] +hats.marumaru: you dont play sudoku but guessing and then fixing your mistakes when you finish filling it in? | |
72 | [14:04:50] +hats.marumaru: i recently figured out | |
73 | [14:04:53] +hats.marumaru: that you actually use logic | |
74 | [14:04:57] +hats.marumaru: to do sudoku | |
75 | ||
76 | +hats.marumaru: I switched Tentacruel into his Excadrill | |
77 | ||
78 | +hats.marumaru: Ice was [a physical attack in gen 1] | |
79 | ||
80 | +hats.marumaru: immunities didn't exist until gen 2 since poison and steel didn't exist yert | |
81 | ||
82 | +hats.marumaru: >using shitphy | |
83 | +hats.marumaru: oh my god | |
84 | +hats.marumaru: here comes the second fucking ban | |
85 | +hats.marumaru: manaphy needs to be banned | |
86 | +chwagod: y | |
87 | +chwagod: not even ou | |
88 | +hats.marumaru: its op | |
89 | +hats.marumaru: as fuck | |
90 | +hats.marumaru: if you dont have a counter for her | |
91 | +hats.marumaru: she can set up | |
92 | +hats.marumaru: and sweep | |
93 | +hats.marumaru: and shes fucking bulky | |
94 | +chwagod: >her | |
95 | +hats.marumaru: its a girl | |
96 | +hats.marumaru: isnt it | |
97 | +hats.marumaru: rite | |
98 | ||
99 | +hats.marumaru: oh my god | |
100 | +hats.marumaru: mega lucario | |
101 | +hats.marumaru: is like | |
102 | +hats.marumaru: a rabid lucario | |
103 | +hats.marumaru: it may be a little edgy | |
104 | +hats.marumaru: but thats really what pokemon needs | |
105 | +hats.marumaru: it needs to be a bit more mature | |
106 | ||
107 | +hats.marumaru: oh | |
108 | +hats.marumaru: how much more op would faggot pinsir be if he had bugilate | |
109 | +hats.marumaru: where it turned all normals into bug type moves | |
110 | +hats.marumaru: imp op | |
111 | +hats.marumaru: imo op | |
112 | ||
113 | +hats.marumaru: pinsirite x and pinsirite y | |
114 | +hats.marumaru: pinsirite x = how it is now, aerilate | |
115 | +hats.marumaru: pinsirite y = new evo, bug/psychic type | |
116 | +hats.marumaru: it levitates instead of flying | |
117 | +hats.marumaru: a bug version of alakazam | |
118 | hoenn remake: bug/psychic sounds awful | |
119 | +hats.marumaru: not really | |
120 | +hats.marumaru: it has good typing | |
121 | +hats.marumaru: faggot | |
122 | +hats.marumaru: its unique, but actually good | |
123 | +chwagod: so shitty offensively | |
124 | +hats.marumaru: bulky psychic | |
125 | +Arylide: !learn pinsir, roost | |
126 | Pinsir can't learn Roost | |
127 | +Arylide: doesnt even have merit as a defensive mon | |
128 | +hats.marumaru: like an espeon/alakazam/sylveon mix | |
129 | +hats.marumaru: like a cresselia | |
130 | +Arylide: !dex cresselia | |
131 | +Arylide: it would be nothing like cress | |
132 | +hats.marumaru: but it would | |
133 | +hats.marumaru: faggot | |
134 | +hats.marumaru: bug covers some big weaknesses | |
135 | +hats.marumaru: for cress | |
136 | +Arylide: it would have no revoery and not nearly the same level of bulk | |
137 | +Arylide: *recovry | |
138 | +hats.marumaru: give it recovery | |
139 | +hats.marumaru: and boosts its spdef | |
140 | +hats.marumaru: and hp | |
141 | +hats.marumaru: itll be like | |
142 | +hats.marumaru: one of those BIIIIG ass beetles | |
143 | +hats.marumaru: with small claws | |
144 | +Arylide: so this | |
145 | +hats.marumaru: pinsir is like, a little beetle with big ass clows | |
146 | ||
147 | +hats.marumaru: "lets their parents down" | |
148 | +hats.marumaru: yeah, we can tell them that with my 80k scholarship to a respected college and a +1800 sat score | |
149 | ||
150 | +hats.marumaru: i just figured out | |
151 | +hats.marumaru: how fire | |
152 | +hats.marumaru: spreads | |
153 | +hats.marumaru: dude | |
154 | +hats.marumaru: its a fucking comparison of the density | |
155 | +hats.marumaru: it depends on flammability and density | |
156 | +Arylide: kek | |
157 | +hats.marumaru: if a material is more dense, its less flammabile | |
158 | +Arylide: im like 12 and ik that | |
159 | +hats.marumaru: thats why wood burns | |
160 | +hats.marumaru: and stone doesnt | |
161 | +hats.marumaru: holy shit | |
162 | +Arylide: the more dense somthing is the harder it is to excite the molecules | |
163 | +Arylide: since they're more tightly packed together | |
164 | +hats.marumaru: thats fucking it | |
165 | +hats.marumaru: thats why air is so hot | |
166 | +hats.marumaru: sometimes | |
167 | +hats.marumaru: and heat hurts | |
168 | +hats.marumaru: because | |
169 | +Arylide: yeah because the molecules are far apart and are already at a high energy level | |
170 | +hats.marumaru: its the molecules | |
171 | +hats.marumaru: entering your body | |
172 | +hats.marumaru: its not | |
173 | +hats.marumaru: a burn | |
174 | +hats.marumaru: its actually a cut | |
175 | +hats.marumaru: i mean | |
176 | +hats.marumaru: like with a cheese grader | |
177 | +hats.marumaru: thats why burns are like | |
178 | +hats.marumaru: sup | |
179 | +hats.marumaru: and cuts are like | |
180 | +hats.marumaru: slice | |
181 | +hats.marumaru: god damnit i smoked too much | |
182 | +hats.marumaru: shit | |
183 | ||
184 | [18:25:41] +hats.marumaru: when i was a kid | |
185 | [18:25:45] +hats.marumaru: i had a wet dream with chikorita | |
186 | [18:25:46] +z0mOG: We don't care | |
187 | [18:25:48] +hats.marumaru: like i was fucking her | |
188 | [18:25:54] +Arylide: What is wrong with you | |
189 | [18:25:56] +Arylide: ;--; | |
190 | [18:25:58] deespect: >the worst starter | |
191 | [18:25:58] +Arylide: It's a pear | |
192 | [18:26:01] +Arylide: You fucked a pear. | |
193 | ||
194 | [18:26:42] +hats.marumaru: http://gyazo.com/2a8a050c25bfcd5a20ad5d08410594a0 | |
195 | [18:26:44] +hats.marumaru: i completed it | |
196 | [18:26:47] deespect: Can that even fit to the | |
197 | [18:26:58] +z0mOG: Ohmygod | |
198 | [18:27:00] deespect: chat desc | |
199 | [18:27:02] +z0mOG: hats | |
200 | [18:27:04] +z0mOG: why wouldnt | |
201 | [18:27:07] +z0mOG: you use | |
202 | [18:27:10] +hats.marumaru: i cant | |
203 | [18:27:11] +z0mOG: a NEW TEMPLATE | |
204 | ||
205 | [15:59:30] +hats.marumaru: >gen 7 new entry hazard | |
206 | [15:59:38] +hats.marumaru: >electric chain link fence | |
207 | [15:59:47] +hats.marumaru: >pokemon get paralyzed and damaged when switched in | |
208 | [15:59:49] +hats.marumaru: neat huh | |
209 | [15:59:54] +Reud: hats pls die | |
210 | ||
211 | [16:58:35] +hats.marumaru: why is there no mawile vore pictures | |
212 | [16:59:38] +TestDee: cause that's disgusting | |
213 | [17:00:13] +Arylide: >vore | |
214 | [17:00:23] +Arylide: Go jump into a crocodile pit | |
215 | [17:00:39] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: i actually hate vore, but mawile is cute so i would think about it | |
216 | [17:00:49] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: only if it smiled and giggled innocently while swallowing me | |
217 | [17:00:54] +TestDee: Stop | |
218 | [17:03:39] +z0mOG: intothepastebin with you | |
219 | [17:03:42] +hats.marumaru: i think i shit my pants a little when i farted | |
220 | [17:03:43] +hats.marumaru: fuck it itches | |
221 | [17:03:46] +hats.marumaru: should i go check y/ | |
222 | [17:03:46] +hats.marumaru: n | |
223 | [17:03:49] +z0mOG: y | |
224 | [17:04:06] +hats.marumaru: k brb | |
225 | [17:04:39] Nldvkie: ok | |
226 | [17:08:44] +hats.marumaru: its clear | |
227 | [17:08:46] +hats.marumaru: no shit | |
228 | ||
229 | [19:46:39] +hats.marumaru: we need a /cpg/ roleplaying group | |
230 | [19:46:44] +hats.marumaru: where two of us are the trainers | |
231 | [19:46:48] +hats.marumaru: and 12 of us are the pokemon | |
232 | [19:46:50] +hats.marumaru: thatd be neat | |
233 | ||
234 | [08:48:11] +hats.marumaru: my dick has a spider on it | |
235 | [08:48:13] +hats.marumaru: but im too afraid tot move | |
236 | ||
237 | [08:51:07] +hats.marumaru: my favorite pick up line: | |
238 | [08:51:16] +hats.marumaru: i've got bud in my room, all ladies smoke for free | |
239 | [08:51:20] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: smoke my cock | |
240 | [08:51:26] %emilyyyy: hats pls | |
241 | ||
242 | [08:52:15] +hats.marumaru: you guys should read some of my fanfics | |
243 | [08:52:21] +hats.marumaru: they are pretty cool | |
244 | [08:52:28] %emilyyyy: >fanfics | |
245 | [08:52:30] %emilyyyy: what are they about hatsy | |
246 | [08:52:41] +hats.marumaru: love and romance | |
247 | [08:53:12] %emilyyyy: arent fanfics usually about like a movie or something | |
248 | [08:53:25] +hats.marumaru: its about | |
249 | [08:53:28] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: pokemon | |
250 | [08:53:34] +hats.marumaru: i just came out with a new chapter | |
251 | [08:53:42] +hats.marumaru: the vespiqueen and the ledian fall in love and fuck | |
252 | [08:53:46] +hats.marumaru: vespiquem | |
253 | [08:53:53] +hats.marumaru: vespiquen | |
254 | ||
255 | +hats.marumaru: hi emily | |
256 | +hats.marumaru: i got weed today | |
257 | +hats.marumaru: do u wanna c | |
258 | +hats.marumaru: sea | |
259 | %emilyyyy: kek no thx hatsy | |
260 | %emilyyyy: pls no cpg while high | |
261 | +hats.marumaru: what about my micropenis | |
262 | ||
263 | +hats.marumaru: guys | |
264 | +hats.marumaru: i gave my azumarill uhh | |
265 | +hats.marumaru: instead of waterfall | |
266 | +hats.marumaru: it has water gun | |
267 | +hats.marumaru: fuck | |
268 | ||
269 | +hats.marumaru: will i get driver | |
270 | +hats.marumaru: or | |
271 | +hats.marumaru: wait | |
272 | +hats.marumaru: voice | |
273 | +hats.marumaru: not driver | |
274 | +mouse de frank: . | |
275 | ||
276 | +hats.marumaru: nightnighjt | |
277 | +hats.marumaru: i just watched a flash | |
278 | +hats.marumaru: of a raptor and another dinosaur enlarging their genitals with a laser | |
279 | +hats.marumaru: and then fucking a bayleef | |
280 | +hats.marumaru: in the mouth and ass | |
281 | +hats.marumaru: and it was a male bayleef | |
282 | +hats.marumaru: help me |