QQ 3.1 Have you ever gotten so rekt you became zamog?

14 TYPES FOR SE DAMAGE!@><!?>@?>!#?>@?!>?>!!?
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/cores-through-the-ages.3516041/#post-5697163
muh gyaravire hype!!@?.12?.!?.12/3?!>!

Ummm welp, prepare for ur purity to be taken
http://pastebin.com/3PRkLsyb
i-idk ;--;

Pmma is a sexual offender:
http://pastebin.com/gg1V9gxe - 0 bb
+Pmma: i don't grope anyone, i just feel

Micro Mercury:
http://pastebin.com/Ww90G1Tv - ;^)
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oumonotype-151440823
http://puu.sh/aZWhW/0e1f2750de.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux56-Z3G2Kc

[23:04:48] +Henry: that split second of delay after a scald deals damage
[23:05:14] +Henry: is probably the most stressful part of my life as a white jew in upper middle class new jersey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNT-1PQ2nNo

[17:49:34] +Cloyster Chowder: >stop bringing outsiders into the room, i do get that praj is a meme and all, but you don't have to forcibly kill the room
[17:49:54] +Cloyster Chowder: welp you should have posted that 2 months ago before i showed zomog


[02:02:20] +Palette: !8ball is this next one dubs?
[02:02:20] +Meeplee: (Palette) Outlook good
[02:02:25] +Palette: !roll 100
Random number (1 - 100): 77

+ulcer ★: people think i'm sarcastic a lot irl too
+ulcer ★: because of my autism voice

[15:33:56]+Pmma: Someone tell me when emily,etaoi, or egoo is single again,
[03:14:56] 2l82h8(Etaoi): guess Ill just marry pmma now

PMMA E: He runs a sashed flame body volcarona. So, that's a 60% chance to burn.

RNG is Competitive(pmma): you didnt hug me now you must suffer!

Apathos: every time you say o bb it tickles me somewhere inside.
Apathos: I feel simultaneously joyful and somewhat violated.
Apathos: Thank you for bringing this meme into my life.
Aergia: I'm pastebinning this just so you know
Apathos: Welp

+Pmma: So etaoi, how does it feel having to handle jealousy from both men and women?
+etaoivacation: No1s jealous of my hikki pass
+etaoivacation: Hikki ass*
+Pmma: Right, but how do you think your partner feels?
+Pmma: Being threatened by all the humans nearby
+hand relief: sounds like one of those typical white guy problems I'll never understand
+Pmma: It awkward would it be that one of you got pregnant kek?
>literally fedora'ing this hard

+etaoivacation: I can't understand why the pinnacle of human evolution like pmma would have any difficulty finding a relationship

[15:21:01] +Pmma: Also i once had to carry a girl for acrobatics, i felt the smell of pussy

+Pmma: >HP Power changes with IV's aswell
+Pmma: wait what
+Arylide: yeah hidden power changes with your iv's
+Arylide: how did you think it worked?
+Arylide: fuck im adding this to the hats pastebin

+Pmma: i didn't know landoI runned psychic


[14:04:36] +hats.marumaru: did you guys know
[14:04:46] +hats.marumaru: you dont play sudoku but guessing and then fixing your mistakes when you finish filling it in?
[14:04:50] +hats.marumaru: i recently figured out
[14:04:53] +hats.marumaru: that you actually use logic
[14:04:57] +hats.marumaru: to do sudoku

+hats.marumaru: I switched Tentacruel into his Excadrill

+hats.marumaru: Ice was [a physical attack in gen 1]

+hats.marumaru: immunities didn't exist until gen 2 since poison and steel didn't exist yert

+hats.marumaru: >using shitphy
+hats.marumaru: oh my god
+hats.marumaru: here comes the second fucking ban
+hats.marumaru: manaphy needs to be banned
+chwagod: y
+chwagod: not even ou
+hats.marumaru: its op
+hats.marumaru: as fuck
+hats.marumaru: if you dont have a counter for her
+hats.marumaru: she can set up
+hats.marumaru: and sweep
+hats.marumaru: and shes fucking bulky
+chwagod: >her
+hats.marumaru: its a girl
+hats.marumaru: isnt it
+hats.marumaru: rite

+hats.marumaru: oh my god
+hats.marumaru: mega lucario
+hats.marumaru: is like
+hats.marumaru: a rabid lucario
+hats.marumaru: it may be a little edgy
+hats.marumaru: but thats really what pokemon needs
+hats.marumaru: it needs to be a bit more mature

+hats.marumaru: oh
+hats.marumaru: how much more op would faggot pinsir be if he had bugilate
+hats.marumaru: where it turned all normals into bug type moves
+hats.marumaru: imp op
+hats.marumaru: imo op

+hats.marumaru: pinsirite x and pinsirite y
+hats.marumaru: pinsirite x = how it is now, aerilate
+hats.marumaru: pinsirite y = new evo, bug/psychic type
+hats.marumaru: it levitates instead of flying
+hats.marumaru: a bug version of alakazam
hoenn remake: bug/psychic sounds awful
+hats.marumaru: not really
+hats.marumaru: it has good typing
+hats.marumaru: faggot
+hats.marumaru: its unique, but actually good
+chwagod: so shitty offensively
+hats.marumaru: bulky psychic
+Arylide: !learn pinsir, roost
Pinsir can't learn Roost
+Arylide: doesnt even have merit as a defensive mon
+hats.marumaru: like an espeon/alakazam/sylveon mix
+hats.marumaru: like a cresselia
+Arylide: !dex cresselia
+Arylide: it would be nothing like cress
+hats.marumaru: but it would
+hats.marumaru: faggot
+hats.marumaru: bug covers some big weaknesses
+hats.marumaru: for cress
+Arylide: it would have no revoery and not nearly the same level of bulk
+Arylide: *recovry
+hats.marumaru: give it recovery
+hats.marumaru: and boosts its spdef
+hats.marumaru: and hp
+hats.marumaru: itll be like
+hats.marumaru: one of those BIIIIG ass beetles
+hats.marumaru: with small claws
+Arylide: so this
+hats.marumaru: pinsir is like, a little beetle with big ass clows

+hats.marumaru: "lets their parents down"
+hats.marumaru: yeah, we can tell them that with my 80k scholarship to a respected college and a +1800 sat score

+hats.marumaru: i just figured out
+hats.marumaru: how fire
+hats.marumaru: spreads
+hats.marumaru: dude
+hats.marumaru: its a fucking comparison of the density
+hats.marumaru: it depends on flammability and density
+Arylide: kek
+hats.marumaru: if a material is more dense, its less flammabile
+Arylide: im like 12 and ik that
+hats.marumaru: thats why wood burns
+hats.marumaru: and stone doesnt
+hats.marumaru: holy shit
+Arylide: the more dense somthing is the harder it is to excite the molecules
+Arylide: since they're more tightly packed together
+hats.marumaru: thats fucking it
+hats.marumaru: thats why air is so hot
+hats.marumaru: sometimes
+hats.marumaru: and heat hurts
+hats.marumaru: because
+Arylide: yeah because the molecules are far apart and are already at a high energy level
+hats.marumaru: its the molecules
+hats.marumaru: entering your body
+hats.marumaru: its not
+hats.marumaru: a burn
+hats.marumaru: its actually a cut
+hats.marumaru: i mean
+hats.marumaru: like with a cheese grader
+hats.marumaru: thats why burns are like
+hats.marumaru: sup
+hats.marumaru: and cuts are like
+hats.marumaru: slice
+hats.marumaru: god damnit i smoked too much
+hats.marumaru: shit

[18:25:41] +hats.marumaru: when i was a kid
[18:25:45] +hats.marumaru: i had a wet dream with chikorita
[18:25:46] +z0mOG: We don't care
[18:25:48] +hats.marumaru: like i was fucking her
[18:25:54] +Arylide: What is wrong with you
[18:25:56] +Arylide: ;--;
[18:25:58] deespect: >the worst starter
[18:25:58] +Arylide: It's a pear
[18:26:01] +Arylide: You fucked a pear.

[18:26:42] +hats.marumaru: http://gyazo.com/2a8a050c25bfcd5a20ad5d08410594a0
[18:26:44] +hats.marumaru: i completed it
[18:26:47] deespect: Can that even fit to the
[18:26:58] +z0mOG: Ohmygod
[18:27:00] deespect: chat desc
[18:27:02] +z0mOG: hats
[18:27:04] +z0mOG: why wouldnt
[18:27:07] +z0mOG: you use
[18:27:10] +hats.marumaru: i cant
[18:27:11] +z0mOG: a NEW TEMPLATE

[15:59:30] +hats.marumaru: >gen 7 new entry hazard
[15:59:38] +hats.marumaru: >electric chain link fence
[15:59:47] +hats.marumaru: >pokemon get paralyzed and damaged when switched in
[15:59:49] +hats.marumaru: neat huh
[15:59:54] +Reud: hats pls die

[16:58:35] +hats.marumaru: why is there no mawile vore pictures
[16:59:38] +TestDee: cause that's disgusting
[17:00:13] +Arylide: >vore
[17:00:23] +Arylide: Go jump into a crocodile pit
[17:00:39] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: i actually hate vore, but mawile is cute so i would think about it
[17:00:49] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: only if it smiled and giggled innocently while swallowing me
[17:00:54] +TestDee: Stop
[17:03:39] +z0mOG: intothepastebin with you
[17:03:42] +hats.marumaru: i think i shit my pants a little when i farted
[17:03:43] +hats.marumaru: fuck it itches
[17:03:46] +hats.marumaru: should i go check y/
[17:03:46] +hats.marumaru: n
[17:03:49] +z0mOG: y
[17:04:06] +hats.marumaru: k brb
[17:04:39] Nldvkie: ok
[17:08:44] +hats.marumaru: its clear
[17:08:46] +hats.marumaru: no shit

[19:46:39] +hats.marumaru: we need a /cpg/ roleplaying group
[19:46:44] +hats.marumaru: where two of us are the trainers
[19:46:48] +hats.marumaru: and 12 of us are the pokemon
[19:46:50] +hats.marumaru: thatd be neat

[08:48:11] +hats.marumaru: my dick has a spider on it
[08:48:13] +hats.marumaru: but im too afraid tot move

[08:51:07] +hats.marumaru: my favorite pick up line:
[08:51:16] +hats.marumaru: i've got bud in my room, all ladies smoke for free
[08:51:20] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: smoke my cock
[08:51:26] %emilyyyy: hats pls

[08:52:15] +hats.marumaru: you guys should read some of my fanfics
[08:52:21] +hats.marumaru: they are pretty cool
[08:52:28] %emilyyyy: >fanfics
[08:52:30] %emilyyyy: what are they about hatsy
[08:52:41] +hats.marumaru: love and romance
[08:53:12] %emilyyyy: arent fanfics usually about like a movie or something
[08:53:25] +hats.marumaru: its about
[08:53:28] +hats.marumaru: spoiler: pokemon
[08:53:34] +hats.marumaru: i just came out with a new chapter
[08:53:42] +hats.marumaru: the vespiqueen and the ledian fall in love and fuck
[08:53:46] +hats.marumaru: vespiquem
[08:53:53] +hats.marumaru: vespiquen

+hats.marumaru: hi emily
+hats.marumaru: i got weed today
+hats.marumaru: do u wanna c
+hats.marumaru: sea
%emilyyyy: kek no thx hatsy
%emilyyyy: pls no cpg while high
+hats.marumaru: what about my micropenis

+hats.marumaru: guys
+hats.marumaru: i gave my azumarill uhh
+hats.marumaru: instead of waterfall
+hats.marumaru: it has water gun
+hats.marumaru: fuck

+hats.marumaru: will i get driver
+hats.marumaru: or
+hats.marumaru: wait
+hats.marumaru: voice
+hats.marumaru: not driver
+mouse de frank: .

+hats.marumaru: nightnighjt
+hats.marumaru: i just watched a flash
+hats.marumaru: of a raptor and another dinosaur enlarging their genitals with a laser
+hats.marumaru: and then fucking a bayleef
+hats.marumaru: in the mouth and ass
+hats.marumaru: and it was a male bayleef
+hats.marumaru: help me