rules of hackmons up to 69

Rule 1: You don't lose to No Guard + OHKO.
Rule 2: You DON'T lose to No Guard + OHKO.
Rule 3: We are Hackmons.
Rule 4: We are god-tier.
Rule 5: We do not let you live, we do not let you win.
Rule 6: Showdown is not your personal army.
Rule 7: No matter how much you love debating about sets, keep in mind that nobody in Hackmons debates. Instead, they will mock your sets relentlessly.
Rule 8: Hackmons can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 9: Hackmons is still able to be fun.
Rule 10: There are no real rules about teams
Rule 11: There are no real rules about normal bans either - enjoy your swagplay
Rule 12: Anything you use can and will be turned against you.
Rule 13: Anything you use can be turned into something else.
Rule 14: Do not complain about Endless Battles, that just means the user wins.
Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 16: If your team sucks in epic proportions, it may just become the new metagame.
Rule 17: Every team loses eventually.
Rule 18: Everything that can be put on a team can be hated.
Rule 19: The more you hate it, the more people will use it.
Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. Even tournaments or spin-offs.
Rule 21: Logs, or it never happened.
Rule 22: Original sets are original for a few seconds before they get overused.
Rule 23: RMTs are made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule 24: RMTs are made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule 25: Every team is a remake of a remake.
Rule 26: Relation to the original team decreases with every single change made to it.
Rule 27: Everything that can be used can be abused.
Rule 28: All of your carefully picked sweepers/walls can easily be stopped.
Rule 29: In Hackmons all Pokemon are broken and all not-broken Pokemon are undercover sweepers.
Rule 30: Noobs do not exist in Hackmons.
Rule 31: You must have replays to prove your statements.
Rule 32: Play more, it's never enough.
Rule 33: HAX or GTFO - the choice is yours.
Rule 34: There is a Wonder Guard set for it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If there is no Wonder Guard set for it, a Wonder Guard set for it will be made.
Rule 36: No matter what it is, it's somebody's main Pokemon.
Rule 37: No matter how messed up it is, there is always crazier teams than what you just saw.
Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here - except for levels and moves. You want Custom Game to break those limits.
Rule 39: WONDER GUARD IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Rule 41: Magikarp and Sunkern are not funny. Seriously guys, they don't even win half the time.
Rule 42: Nothing is Perfect.
Rule 43: The more perfect and unbeatable a thing is - the more satisfying it is to Imposter it.
Rule 44: If it exists, there is a version of it in your imagination. Said thing also has a team dedicated around it and its own theme song.
Rule 45: If a Pokemon is not used, it will be.
Rule 46: Hackmons is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Rule 47: The only good sets are unoriginal, that's how Hackmons works. The only known exception is manu 11's 0-WG team.
Rule 48: The lake is always of rage.
Rule 49: You cannot have an X-0 W/L ratio. You cannot divide by 0.
Rule 50: A team, no matter how terrible, will eventually come into existence.
Rule 51: RMTs are made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule 52: Sturdy + Shedinja is a thing. Stop not preparing for it.
Rule 53: That Sturdy Shedinja you see before you is actually Magic Guard + Focus Sash.
Rule 54: If you see a team composing only of joke-mons, you're probably going to lose to it.
Rule 55: You will never know your opponent's sets until you Imposter them.
Rule 56: Deoxys-Attack is outclassed by Mega-Mewtwo-X in every way as a Physical attacker. The only exception to this is manu 11's Deoxys-Attack, because it's manu 11's.
Rule 57: manu 11 jokes never get old.
Rule 58: Upon insulting manu 11 you will get swiftly destroyed by a Surskit. There is no escaping this, and it will happen.
Rule 59: If you're still reading these rules, you have way too much free time.
Rule 60: Shedinja will die eventually to some surprise tactics. There is no escape from this.
Rule 61: RMTs are made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule 62: It has been copied and pasted. You can find any team in Hackmons if you look long enough.
Rule 63: For every given Pokemon, said Pokemon is ran the opposite way that it was intended to. And yes, there is a Wonder Guard set for that.
Rule 64: Pikachuun is probably a nub. You'll beat him most likely, so go ahead and let your guard down ;^)
Rule 65: Regi's troll teams never win. It's a proven fact.
Rule 66: There is always one exception.
Rule 67: Mewtwo is invaluble. Until you find a team that does well without it.
Rule 68: Once you lose to said team, you will never use Mewtwo again.
Rule 69: As soon as you see a mono-bellsprout team, the world is over.