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	Can you say “Tom Brady did nothing wrong” with a straight face? Almas can and does every morning as he thanks Allah for delivering this wronged American hero from the clutches of the devil Goodell. No matter how many cell phones the man destroys on the day of investigation, Tom Brady will still be a better QB than Russell Wilson. Oh, and look, he has a better matchup, too. Fuck you Rusk.
	JT has a cute lil rb squad going here with Ingram and a finally on the fucking field Gurley. The bad news for the fella is that Ingram is going to be curtailed by the return of CJ Spiller who just flat out proved he can still run with the best of them and will demand touches in the Saints’ ailing offense AND Ingram has to play the Birds run defense which is, incidentally, the only fucking thing they’re good at this season. Meanwhile Almas thinks that Ronnie Hillman is a starting NFL RB in the year 2015 which is straight fucked up to me tbh. Ameer Abdullah is pretty good, though, as he’s completely clowned on Joique and only has a thing called a Zach Zenner as further competition. Tough matchup against Arizona for the Dullard duu and Ronnie ain’t gonna do shit. Edge snaaaaaake.
	Looks to me like JT has the better WR corps, too. T.Y. is coming back fully healthy (finally), Keenan Allen has miraculously produced in fantasy this year and has a primo matchup, and Crabs is trying to prove that he isn’t a sorry ass receiver so he can send Richard Sherman a box of 1200 yard dicks. Meanwhile the gnome terrors are running with ODB because Almas is a complete homer that doesn’t understand the concept of “return to the mean”, Alshon “I was only a byproduct of Brandon Marshall and also the Bears fucking suck” Jeffery, and Percy Harvin showing everyone once again that he’s a pain in the ass both on and off the field. Just wait until Tyrod’s addled lil brain realizes that defenses are covering Harvin and that throwing to the vastly-more-talented Sammy Watkins is the answer to his dream of producing a robust passing game for the Buffalo Bills in their clearly playoff bound season. I think the Chiefs are getting their main secondary guy back this game, too, so Alshon is going to be playing under a blanket while Cutler throws to literally every other utterly wide open person on the field. Being fair here, though, Almas has a decent TE in Graham and JT doesn’t even have one right now. Being in the situation where I also need to TE plunder this week, it’s safe to say that JT will have shittier production there than Almas.
	I’m going to go ahead and say the 1-3 team is looking to get a win here based on matchups and general player talent and that the pint of brown is going down this week.