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Chernobyl Fluffies

Jun 3rd, 2012
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  1. >Crate of a hundred fluffy ponies fell from cargo plane.
  2. >Landed in Ukrainian wilderness.
  3. >Half the fluffy ponies survived the crash, cushioned by the fluff of those who hit the ground first.
  4. >A month later, the fifty survivors are down the thirty.
  5. >Food is scarce, monsters come out at night.
  6. >Not a single fluffy unicorn in the group. The herd wanders without a smarty leader.
  7. >Long, long time passes as the herd struggles to survive in the woods.
  8. >Finally, they find human buildings.
  9. >"Wook! New home! Hoomans haf' foodies!"
  10. >The herd races through the grass field to the buildings.
  11. >Lots of houses, and big buildings, lots of streets too.
  12. >No humans.
  13. >No humans anywhere.
  14. >The herd breaks up as the fluffies desperately look for people.
  15. >"Why no hoomans?" a fluffy wonders aloud. "Fwuffy wan' daddy..."
  16. >"Fwuffy wan' home!" A few fluffies walk into an open door.
  17. >"Woom messy! Where hoomans? Fwuffy hungwy..."
  18. >The thirty fluffy ponies search the empty town for hours.
  19. >A few fluffy ponies cut themselves on broken glass and bleed to death.
  20. >One fluffy pony drinks a puddle of oil and vomits to death.
  21. >The remaining herd gathers together as the sun sets.
  22. >"No hoomans... need home!"
  23. >The herd mentality drives them through the door of the biggest building in town.
  24. >It's a REALLY big building. Long, dark hallways inside.
  25. >Fluffies cuddle together in the cold sterile dark.
  26. >Various cries echoe through the power plant.
  27. >"New home scawy." "New home cold." "Hungwy. Why no foodies?"
  28. >The herd eventually falls asleep.
  29. >By sunrise.... the radiation poisoning has set in.
  30. >The herd wanders through Chernobyl again, desperate for food.
  31. >A fluffy mare notices her fluffy falling off with every step.
  32. >"Why fwuff go way?!" she whimpers. "Fwuffy sowwy, fwuff! No weave fwuffy! Too cold..."
  33. >She freezes to death fairly quickly.
  34. >Several fluffies have been puking and dry heaving since waking up.
  35. >"No wike sickies!" they whimper between gags. "Tummy huwty! No mowe sickies, pwese!"
  36. >A fluffy pony losing it's fluff is also getting skin burns.
  37. >"Owie!" he cries. "Fwuffy haf' owies! No wike new home!"
  38. >His friend stumbles over. "Fwend haf' owies? Huggies make betta!"
  39. >A hug only singes the skin-burn. The fluffy screams in pain.
  40. >"Why fwuffy no wike huggies?!" his friend starts to cry. "Huggies make betta now?"
  41. >A pegasus feels weak from hunger and poisoning.
  42. >She begs a mailbox for help as her wings simply crumble off, the hollow bones having deteroiated.
  43. >"Wingies?!" she sobs. "Wingies bweak?? Noo! Fwuffy wuv wingies! Pwese, wingies! S'ay on!"
  44. >Even more fluffies cut themselves on glass and rusty metal.
  45. >Even more fluffies, crazed with spaghetti cravings, try eating copper wires.
  46. >The herd had entered Chernobyl as a group of thirty.
  47. >The group is now five terrified fluffies. They spend the rest of the day begging their dead friends to wake up.
  48. >Another long, cold, scary night in the big building.
  49. >A cream-colored fluffy mare awakes and finds her friends have puked themselves to death overnight. Their fluff is all over the floor.
  50. >She is all alone.
  51. >The last fluffy mare sobs and wanders deeper into the plant.
  52. >"Hewp..." she whimpers, feeling dizzy and weak. "Hewp fwuffy.... pwese...."
  53. >Her soft voice echoes down the dark halls.
  54. >"Fwuffy scawed.... dawk scarwy.... pwese hewp...."
  55. >Fluffy pony falls into a vat of radioactive material.
  56. >Fluffy pony starts growing huge.
  57. >Bursts through hallways. "Owies! Fwuffy no wike!"
  58. >Explodes out of nuke plant. "Fwuffy confoosed..."
  59. >The city-sized fluffy pony walks across Ukraine.
  60. >Farmlands are munched clean. Towns are flooded under tidal waves of poop.
  61. >Odessa is flattened by giga-fluffy's presence.
  62. >"FWUFFY THIWSTY!!" the five-mile tall fluffy pony's voice booms across the hemisphere.
  63. >Giga-Fluffy pony begins drinking from Black Sea.
  64. >Giga-fluffy pony drowns.
  65. >Ukraine considers getting around to cleaning up mess.
  66. >Doesn't. Lazy Ukrainians.
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