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- >Crate of a hundred fluffy ponies fell from cargo plane.
- >Landed in Ukrainian wilderness.
- >Half the fluffy ponies survived the crash, cushioned by the fluff of those who hit the ground first.
- >A month later, the fifty survivors are down the thirty.
- >Food is scarce, monsters come out at night.
- >Not a single fluffy unicorn in the group. The herd wanders without a smarty leader.
- >Long, long time passes as the herd struggles to survive in the woods.
- >Finally, they find human buildings.
- >"Wook! New home! Hoomans haf' foodies!"
- >The herd races through the grass field to the buildings.
- >Lots of houses, and big buildings, lots of streets too.
- >No humans.
- >No humans anywhere.
- >The herd breaks up as the fluffies desperately look for people.
- >"Why no hoomans?" a fluffy wonders aloud. "Fwuffy wan' daddy..."
- >"Fwuffy wan' home!" A few fluffies walk into an open door.
- >"Woom messy! Where hoomans? Fwuffy hungwy..."
- >The thirty fluffy ponies search the empty town for hours.
- >A few fluffy ponies cut themselves on broken glass and bleed to death.
- >One fluffy pony drinks a puddle of oil and vomits to death.
- >The remaining herd gathers together as the sun sets.
- >"No hoomans... need home!"
- >The herd mentality drives them through the door of the biggest building in town.
- >It's a REALLY big building. Long, dark hallways inside.
- >Fluffies cuddle together in the cold sterile dark.
- >Various cries echoe through the power plant.
- >"New home scawy." "New home cold." "Hungwy. Why no foodies?"
- >The herd eventually falls asleep.
- >By sunrise.... the radiation poisoning has set in.
- >The herd wanders through Chernobyl again, desperate for food.
- >A fluffy mare notices her fluffy falling off with every step.
- >"Why fwuff go way?!" she whimpers. "Fwuffy sowwy, fwuff! No weave fwuffy! Too cold..."
- >She freezes to death fairly quickly.
- >Several fluffies have been puking and dry heaving since waking up.
- >"No wike sickies!" they whimper between gags. "Tummy huwty! No mowe sickies, pwese!"
- >A fluffy pony losing it's fluff is also getting skin burns.
- >"Owie!" he cries. "Fwuffy haf' owies! No wike new home!"
- >His friend stumbles over. "Fwend haf' owies? Huggies make betta!"
- >A hug only singes the skin-burn. The fluffy screams in pain.
- >"Why fwuffy no wike huggies?!" his friend starts to cry. "Huggies make betta now?"
- >A pegasus feels weak from hunger and poisoning.
- >She begs a mailbox for help as her wings simply crumble off, the hollow bones having deteroiated.
- >"Wingies?!" she sobs. "Wingies bweak?? Noo! Fwuffy wuv wingies! Pwese, wingies! S'ay on!"
- >Even more fluffies cut themselves on glass and rusty metal.
- >Even more fluffies, crazed with spaghetti cravings, try eating copper wires.
- >The herd had entered Chernobyl as a group of thirty.
- >The group is now five terrified fluffies. They spend the rest of the day begging their dead friends to wake up.
- >Another long, cold, scary night in the big building.
- >A cream-colored fluffy mare awakes and finds her friends have puked themselves to death overnight. Their fluff is all over the floor.
- >She is all alone.
- >The last fluffy mare sobs and wanders deeper into the plant.
- >"Hewp..." she whimpers, feeling dizzy and weak. "Hewp fwuffy.... pwese...."
- >Her soft voice echoes down the dark halls.
- >"Fwuffy scawed.... dawk scarwy.... pwese hewp...."
- >Fluffy pony falls into a vat of radioactive material.
- >Fluffy pony starts growing huge.
- >Bursts through hallways. "Owies! Fwuffy no wike!"
- >Explodes out of nuke plant. "Fwuffy confoosed..."
- >The city-sized fluffy pony walks across Ukraine.
- >Farmlands are munched clean. Towns are flooded under tidal waves of poop.
- >Odessa is flattened by giga-fluffy's presence.
- >"FWUFFY THIWSTY!!" the five-mile tall fluffy pony's voice booms across the hemisphere.
- >Giga-Fluffy pony begins drinking from Black Sea.
- >Giga-fluffy pony drowns.
- >Ukraine considers getting around to cleaning up mess.
- >Doesn't. Lazy Ukrainians.
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