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Warband-Anon Part 1

Apr 2nd, 2013
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  1. >Father:"My son, do you know which day is it?"
  2. A:"Yeah daddy! Today you were going to teach me how to use a sword!"
  3. >Father:"That`s right my son, and what a better way to start your training than gifting you with your own sword?"
  4. A:"MY OWN SWORD!? THAAAANKS DADDY! NOW I CAN BE A GREAT KNIGHT AND RESCUE PONIES IN DANGER! AAYYAA!"
  5. >Father:"I`am sure one day you`ll make a great Knight my son. Ok, let`s start with the basics, you grab it like this..."
  6. >...
  7. >...
  8. A: Father? Oh there you are Father, I hope I`am not interrupting anything.
  9. >Father:"Come on in mah boy. How is your training going?"
  10. A: It`s going pretty good, the other ponies challenged me to a duel and I emerged victorious, but still that isn`t enough for the Trainer. Did you need me Father?
  11. >Father:"Yes, here, take this."
  12. A: What is this Fath-A court!? You are giving me a page into a Noblepo0ny`s court? But why?
  13. >Father:"You earned it Son. I talked with one of my friends at Rosenberg`s court and he accepted you in, they are just a lesser one, but I`am sure you`ll make them grow! NOW GO! MAKE ME PROUD MY SON!"
  14. >...
  15. >...
  16. A: FATHER! WHAT HAPPENED HERE! FATHER YOU- YOU ARE HURT!
  17. >Father:"I`am sorry my Son, but they were too many and attacked us by surprise, I-*cough* *cough*I couldn`t do anything...your mother..."
  18. A: SHHH please Father don`t speak, save your energies. Please stay with me I-I need you, I... What do I do Father?
  19. >Father:"Rosenberg... he is behind all this... he gave the order for the attack"
  20. A: WHAT!? WHY WOULD ROSENBERG DO THIS!?
  21. >Father:"The treaty... our house signed a treaty with Princess Celestia. It proclamed that our house would the nest to succeded the Throne if something happened to Princess Celestia, but Rosenberg, he- *cough* *cough*he wasn`t happy about this, I-I knew he would try something..."
  22. A: I promise you Father, one way or another, Rosenberg will PAY for this act of treachery! HE WILL PAY WITH HIS BLOOD!
  23. >Father:"You-arg You have to get out of here Son, before Rosenberg`s soldiers find you! Go So-*cough* GOOoOooo..."
  24. A:Father? Father...please don`t... Father...FATHEEEEEEEEEEER!!
  25. >...
  26. >...
  27. >...
  28. A: Iaaag! *pant* *pant*
  29. >You wake up covered in sweat
  30. >Yet another nightmare that haunts you after the tragedy that fell upon your family
  31. >Rosenberg is not happy with taking everything you ever loved, he also pests your dreams
  32. >Two months have passed since that horrible day but it`s aftermatch still chases you
  33. >Why did Father have to sign the treaty of succession? Your house wasn`t even close to our Princess`s land
  34. >How could he rule a land from far away?
  35. A: Father...Mother...
  36. >Images of your family pass throught your head while your face is covered in tears
  37. A: Your deaths will be avenged...Rosenberg will get what he deserves!
  38. >Your feelings of sadness are quickly replaced by the implosive rage and so you go back to rest
  39. >It`s a long way to the land of Our Princess
  40. >To Equestria...
  41. *5 days of non-stop walking later*
  42. >You find yourself still walking
  43. >You admire your double handed Axe
  44. >You realized after some training that the Axe suited you better
  45. >And you know that Rosenberg will try to hide behind a shield when you find him
  46. >With this you won`t only cut off that shield, but also his head in just one swing
  47. >You rest a little and check on your Bow.
  48. >You learned that the bow is not only useful for hunting, but also fighting
  49. >After some training with it you became a decent archer but still hadn`t the chance to use it
  50. >Drink some water and check on your hand mirror, no need to shave, that beatiful beard is stylized already
  51. >You just wish for a nice bath, maybe on the next Inn you visit
  52. >Misterious Voice:"HELP! S-SOMEP0NY HELP ME PLEASE!"
  53. >A call for help interrupts your daily thoughts
  54. >That sounds like a lady in distress!
  55. >You quickly grab your Axe and head to the direction of the sound
  56. >You escalate a little mountain to have a better view
  57. >Voice:"HELP! T-THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME!"
  58. >Then you see them, a yellow pony is being chased by other four poorly dressed
  59. >They are either poor or they want to rape her
  60. >Whatever is the reason behind their dressing you are not gonna let them get away
  61. >You give them chase while they don`t notice you
  62. >You almost reach them, but while you are still running they grab the yellow pony
  63. >Looter-1:"STOP SCREAMING YOU WHORSE AND GIVE US EVERYTHING YOU HAVE BEFORE WE TAKE IT FROM YOUR DEAD BODY!"
  64. >Now you see why the poor pony was trying to run away from this bastards
  65. >Looter-2:"Grab the money and just kill her, nobody will miss this slug!"
  66. >Now is the time to cut the line
  67. A: That`s not how you treat a lady you filthy scum!
  68. >Looter-3:"Well, well, well...Looks like we have a he-
  69. >He stops his taunting speech when he turns around and sees you
  70. >Loother-3:"WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU!?"
  71. A: Someone who is gonna teach you not to mess with defenseless ponies!
  72. >A swift movement of your Axe is enough to kill one bastard, three left
  73. >Looter-4:"YOU SON OF A WHORSE AAAAH!"
  74. >He charges at you screaming and filled of rage by the death of his fellow partner
  75. >You dodge the knife and kick him on the face
  76. >The other two rush at you swinging clubs
  77. >You step away and prepare your attack
  78. >With just one move, you managed to connect one of them and knock out the other one
  79. >You drop your Axe and quickly grab your shield that was resting on your back and hit the looter panting on the floor
  80. >This shield makes a nice gravestone
  81. >The yellow lady just stares in awe at this display, she is too terrified to move
  82. >The look on her face tells you everything, she might think you are a monster
  83. >Looter-4:"Oh goodness, I`am out of here!"
  84. >He starts running away
  85. A: Oh no you don`t! Your pathetic life ends right now!
  86. >Being a pony and all he is faster than you, but at least you finally have a chance to practice with your bow
  87. >You grab the bow and an arrow from your quiver and aim for the disgraceful thief
  88. >You shoot the arrow and...DIRECT HIT!
  89. >The pony falls, lifeless
  90. A: Well, I reckon that`s it...
  91. >You turn to the lady
  92. A: I hope you are not hurt mylady
  93. >She just stares at you, she is frozen in fear
  94. A: Please don`t be scared mylady, I`am not going to hurt you, we need to take you to a healer, you are hurted
  95. >She hides a little knife-wound surely made by those scoundrels
  96. A: Do you know of any village around where we can buy bandagges?
  97. >Lady: Y-yes I know one
  98. A: Ok then, we should go there, and you should also rest when we reach it, this isn`t a show for a lady like you
  99. >She hides behind her mane
  100. >How cute
  101. A: Ok señorita, lead the way
  102. >And so you start following the little shy pony
  103. >After ten minutes of silence walk she asks:
  104. >Lady:"Wh-what are you?"
  105. A: I knew that question would come around.
  106. Lady: "S-sorry"
  107. A: Don`t worry, it`s ok. I`am a human Ma`am, the only of my specie as far as I know
  108. >Lady:"Y-you don`t have any family?"
  109. >You stop walking
  110. >Lady:"I-I`am sorry if I-"
  111. A: Had...[spoiler] [/spoiler]>You finally say [spoiler] [/spoiler] I had a family, but they were taken away from me. My parents found me years ago when I was just a baby and adopted me as their own son. My name is Anon Nimous, I hope it`s not a rude act to ask for your name mylady...
  112. >F:"M-my name is F-Flutterhy...thank you for rescuing me from those thiefs"
  113. A: Don`t worry about it, I couldn`t just stand there while a pony was in need of help
  114. >No man... or Pony should
  115. >It`s a known code of honor to help the ones in need
  116. >F:"Could you mind telling me more about you? I-If that`s ok with you mister"
  117. A: Call me Anon please. I was born in a land far away from here, my Father was an improvished noble.
  118. >Hurtful memories appear in your mind while you speak
  119. >You hide your anger, there is no need to show it now, save it for later Anon...
  120. A: I spent my early days as a page at a Noblep0ny`s court where I learned about humility, competition, politics and the art of war. After some years I became a squire and spent countless hours training how to deal AND receive hard knocks.
  121. >You got her full attention, she looks at you while you both walk
  122. A: After some time I was trained as a Knight, the ideals of chivalry were parted on me and I took them as my own. But soon everything changed...
  123. >You make a pause and notice that Fluttershy has a worried look on her face
  124. A: The noblep0ny I server, Rosenberg, in an act of treachery attacked my house and killed my family. Having nothing left I decided to take on my life as an Adventurer
  125. >It hurst that you lie to the poor pony, but there is no need to tell her everything.
  126. >You want vengeance, you want justice.
  127. >What has been done to you cannot be undone, and the debt left can only be paid with blood
  128. A: And what about you Fluttershy?
  129. >F:"Em..am... there is not much for me to say, I-I`am just a simple nurse. I like to take care of the sick and hurt"
  130. A: That`s very noble mylady, I`am sure a lot of ponies owe you their lifes
  131. >She just smiles and you both keep walking silently
  132. >The night falls and so you decide to make a camp
  133. >Fluttershy told you the ville where she lives was just a few more hours but it`s better to rest on the night
  134. >You grab some food and cook it for both of you
  135. >After a nice dinner you go to sleep
  136. >However, after one, maybe two hours of sleep, your sluber is interrupted
  137. >You feel some tickling, but you can`t guess what is it
  138. >The surprise you get when you open your eyes is unique
  139. >Fluttershy was sucking your erect dick
  140. A: Miss Fluttershy! What the hell do you think you are doing!?
  141. >She jumps away
  142. >F:"Oh..*eep*I-I just w-wanted to thank you and I thought that-"
  143. A:Miss Fluttershy, I appreciate that you want to thank me but this is not how a proper lady should do it! Get a hold of yourself! You can`t just force me into a sexual act, specially when I`am sleeping!
  144. >F:"So-Sorry I didn`t mean to-"
  145. A: Look, Let`s just...go back to sleep and forget about this ok? I hope for no more interruptions like this at night...
  146. >She goes back to sleep and you do the same
  147. >However when closing your eyes you can`t help yourself but mutter some profanities
  148. >Fucking Fluttershy
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