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  1. HOMEIMPROVEMENT
  2. [2015-10-25 00:14:57] <Lily> George appears in the vehicle pool, hoping it's this fucking mission
  3. [2015-10-25 00:15:43] <Hankolijo> Kailee skips in along with George.
  4. [2015-10-25 00:15:45] <Talonair> Kit reports!
  5. [2015-10-25 00:16:41] <Lily> "Hey Kailee!"
  6. [2015-10-25 00:16:52] <PriorGM> There are a group of very serious looking men in Foundation uniforms standing around a fellow in a suit, holding a briefcase and handcuffs. All except suity mcbriefcaseholder are rather heavily armed.
  7. [2015-10-25 00:17:02] <PriorGM> "Are you the agents we requested?"
  8. [2015-10-25 00:17:31] <Lily> "When Max turns up, aye."
  9. [2015-10-25 00:17:40] <Hankolijo> "Hey, honey!" She smiles and looks over at the speaker. "Nyeh." She nods.
  10. [2015-10-25 00:18:23] <Nanoro> Maxwell bumbles in a bit late! "Er, sorry that took me. Was out in the woods when the call came."
  11. [2015-10-25 00:18:51] <Talonair> Kit nods
  12. [2015-10-25 00:18:53] <Lily> George turns to Kailee. "Think this is finally the right mission?"
  13. [2015-10-25 00:18:54] <PriorGM> The man takes in each of you in turn. "I am doctor Bray. Which of you considers yourself the most combat capable?"
  14. [2015-10-25 00:19:06] <Talonair> "I suppose that would be me."
  15. [2015-10-25 00:19:28] <Hankolijo> "I hope so." She says to George.
  16. [2015-10-25 00:19:47] <PriorGM> The man blinks, but passes you the briefcase, kit. "Present your arm."
  17. [2015-10-25 00:20:56] <Talonair> She does so, raising an arm
  18. [2015-10-25 00:21:14] <Lily> George checks he has everything, which he does.
  19. [2015-10-25 00:21:29] <Nanoro> Max checks he's got everything. Betsy, check. Blackjack, check. Pauldron and huge-ass sword-
  20. [2015-10-25 00:21:44] <Nanoro> ... He has a pauldron on and a huge-ass sword strapped onto his back.
  21. [2015-10-25 00:22:06] <Nanoro> Explosive ammo, yup. *4* pieces of bombs.
  22. [2015-10-25 00:22:10] <Lily> "Is that the sword from the moon?"
  23. [2015-10-25 00:22:17] <Hankolijo> Kailee has her usual radiation gear and stuff.
  24. [2015-10-25 00:22:49] <Nanoro> "Mmhm", he smiles. "Figured it /might/ come in handy at some point. Dunno where, but it might. Good fer breakin' stuff."
  25. [2015-10-25 00:22:56] <Hankolijo> Kailee does a double take at Max, tilting her head at the bigass sword.
  26. [2015-10-25 00:23:10] <PriorGM> Doctor Bray affixes the handcuffs to our arm and the case, speaking as he does so. "At exactly nine o'clock this morning, the Foundation was contacted by the group known as the Silent Hunt." He does them up a little too tight. "In exchange for the return of an item to their possession, they would agree to a quite frankly gratuitous level of oversight." Clink
  27. [2015-10-25 00:23:10] <PriorGM> clink.
  28. [2015-10-25 00:23:26] <Nanoro> Kailee, it looks like this. http://lparchive.org/Dark-Souls-II/Update%2003/8-1IPTF3m.jpg
  29. [2015-10-25 00:24:13] <Lily> "Would this happen to be the mission that gets rid of that time disease bullshit? Because I'd like that to just be over with." George is excite
  30. [2015-10-25 00:24:16] <Talonair> Kit grimaces slightly at the tight hand cuff, but nods
  31. [2015-10-25 00:24:30] <Hankolijo> Kailee nodnods in agreement.
  32. [2015-10-25 00:24:59] <PriorGM> "After deliberation, it was decided that the only sensible course of action would be to return the item, given the likelihood that they are requesting it in response to a significant threat to both us and themselves. You are to deliver the item, see them through their activities with it, and if possible return it to us." He turn to George. "We do not know."
  33. [2015-10-25 00:25:27] <Lily> He sighs. "Let's just hope, then."
  34. [2015-10-25 00:26:05] <Hankolijo> Kailee takes George's hand.
  35. [2015-10-25 00:26:08] <Nanoro> Max grunts. "Well, what's the thingamajig we're haulin' then?"
  36. [2015-10-25 00:26:25] <Talonair> "I'd like to know that as well, seeing as it's handcuffed to my wrist."
  37. [2015-10-25 00:26:33] <Lily> George takes her hand and squeezes it.
  38. [2015-10-25 00:26:54] <Lily> ~Shouldn't Arty be here too?~
  39. [2015-10-25 00:27:05] <PriorGM> "E-34441. The Bihominid Unification Spheres." he points at a series of civilian vehicles behind him. "You will be taking the train to Arizona, and then proceed down route 66 to the town of Crozier. You will recieve further instruction there."
  40. [2015-10-25 00:27:34] <Talonair> "Oh that thing." She nods
  41. [2015-10-25 00:27:58] <Nanoro> Max has no clue of what even. But he is told to take thing to place. Max do.
  42. [2015-10-25 00:28:03] <PriorGM> "Are there any questions?"
  43. [2015-10-25 00:28:36] <Hankolijo> Kailee shakes her head.
  44. [2015-10-25 00:28:38] <Nanoro> He raises his hand a little. "Will there be any of the Screamer bastards?" ~Bloody HOPE not.~
  45. [2015-10-25 00:29:59] <PriorGM> He shrugs. "We can only hope there will not be. Screamers, even the renegade who aligns himself with us, significantly decrease the hume rating of everything around them. The risks of their presence can be severe." The serious men start filing into the cars, leaving one for Psi-7.
  46. [2015-10-25 00:30:36] <Lily> ~What the fuck is a hume rating?~
  47. [2015-10-25 00:30:55] <Hankolijo> Kailee slowly nods. She moves towards the car!
  48. [2015-10-25 00:31:03] <Nanoro> He sighs heavily. "Whoo boy. Well, better to run into a lion's mouth an' punch it in the teeth than let it eat ye whole, eh." max is that relevant
  49. [2015-10-25 00:31:05] <Talonair> "Hume rating?" She heads for the car
  50. [2015-10-25 00:31:13] <Nanoro> He follows the others.
  51. [2015-10-25 00:31:24] <Lily> George obviously heads with Kailee to the car
  52. [2015-10-25 00:31:50] <PriorGM> " A measurement of abject local reality. Named after its discoverer, Doctor Richard Hume." He nods you out. "Good luck."
  53. [2015-10-25 00:32:07] <Talonair> "Ah. Great."
  54. [2015-10-25 00:32:32] <Lily> "Let's hope we won't need it."
  55. [2015-10-25 00:32:40] <Lily> ~We will.~
  56. [2015-10-25 00:32:49] <PriorGM> "You always need luck. Just the quantity that varies."
  57. [2015-10-25 00:33:01] <Hankolijo> Kailee sighs, sitting down next to her Gyoorg.
  58. [2015-10-25 00:33:21] * ChanServ set +o Daedalus
  59. [2015-10-25 00:33:29] <PriorGM> Inside the car are a series of documents, mostly summarising existing Foundation interactions with the Hunt.
  60. [2015-10-25 00:33:59] <Talonair> Kit reads!
  61. [2015-10-25 00:34:11] <Lily> George looks over them too
  62. [2015-10-25 00:34:27] <PriorGM> Nothing thye didn't know before, although maxwell's trials may be of interest to them.
  63. [2015-10-25 00:34:43] <Nanoro> Max haves a seat. He leans to look at the docs.
  64. [2015-10-25 00:36:04] <PriorGM> Max may be interested in what occurred in Lodge Heidrodotar.
  65. [2015-10-25 00:38:44] <Lily> George waits for the car to arrive wherever
  66. [2015-10-25 00:39:18] <Hankolijo> Kailee leans against him. She's secretly hoping for more giant robots.
  67. [2015-10-25 00:39:23] <PriorGM> Well unless anyone has anything they want to do...
  68. [2015-10-25 00:39:37] <PriorGM> You are now travelling down the eponymous route 66.
  69. [2015-10-25 00:39:42] <Talonair> Not especially, other than checking equipment
  70. [2015-10-25 00:39:57] <Nanoro> Max scratches his head. ~... Bloody hell. Crazy stuff all this.~
  71. [2015-10-25 00:39:57] <PriorGM> Even back in these days, this is the great artery of the country.
  72. [2015-10-25 00:40:18] <PriorGM> The convoy winds along a thin tarmac strip through mountain-lined desert.
  73. [2015-10-25 00:40:48] <PriorGM> Most of the towns along the way are small, .5 horse affairs.
  74. [2015-10-25 00:41:08] <Lily> George is a serious agent who totally hasn't fallen asleep on Kailee's shoulder
  75. [2015-10-25 00:41:51] <Lily> He snores a bit
  76. [2015-10-25 00:41:59] <Hankolijo> Kailee watches out of the window, petting the sleeping George's hair.
  77. [2015-10-25 00:42:00] <PriorGM> A sign passes on the right. "WELCOME TO CROZIER. POPULATION 2543." A short distance away a town grows from the scrubland.
  78. [2015-10-25 00:42:10] <PriorGM> Who's driving and what do they do?
  79. [2015-10-25 00:42:12] <Talonair> "This is it."
  80. [2015-10-25 00:42:20] <Talonair> Not Kit, she's handcuffed to a briefcase
  81. [2015-10-25 00:42:26] <Nanoro> Max's polishing his gun's barrel with his sleeve.
  82. [2015-10-25 00:42:44] <Nanoro> So assumedly Kailee is driving, given how she is awake and all?
  83. [2015-10-25 00:43:12] <Hankolijo> In such case, yes, Kailee is driving.
  84. [2015-10-25 00:43:35] <Lily> George is thankfully not at the well or they'd all be dead
  85. [2015-10-25 00:44:36] <Hankolijo> Kailee keeps driving towards the town, looking out for signs that they should stop.
  86. [2015-10-25 00:44:51] <PriorGM> Kailee, as you roll into town, still travelling along the highway, you pass military trucks with frightened-looking people being loaded in. The area seems to be being evacuated.
  87. [2015-10-25 00:45:03] <Talonair> "Well that's encouraging."
  88. [2015-10-25 00:45:30] <Lily> Snew
  89. [2015-10-25 00:46:01] <PriorGM> On the south side of town, right at the edge of the buildings, a group of soldiers- some of whom you may recognise as Foundation or GOC troops dressed up as US army members, are forming a defensive line.
  90. [2015-10-25 00:46:20] <Nanoro> Max looks out the window. "... Mrh. Well, considerin' all the stuff that's been happenin' 'round these Screamer folks..."
  91. [2015-10-25 00:46:34] <Nanoro> "Hell, might as well be a bomb 'bout to hit this place."
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  94. [2015-10-25 00:46:42] <PriorGM> Another group is milling around the town church, which you pass as you enter.
  95. [2015-10-25 00:46:51] <Talonair> "That's probably not good."
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  97. [2015-10-25 00:47:23] <Hankolijo> "Nyeh..." She eventually parks the cars someplace it would make sense to park it.
  98. [2015-10-25 00:47:34] <PriorGM> Near the line?
  99. [2015-10-25 00:48:15] <Hankolijo> Yes.
  100. [2015-10-25 00:48:23] <Lily> George awakes. "Is that us here yet?" He looks out the windows.
  101. [2015-10-25 00:48:58] <PriorGM> The rest of the convoy files in behind you. A group of soldiers/security team make their way over to you, including one female soldier standing apart from the others.
  102. [2015-10-25 00:49:16] <PriorGM> "Site-19 lot?" The man at the front of the group calls out.
  103. [2015-10-25 00:49:29] <Talonair> Kit looks at the female soldier curiously, before nodding. "That's us."
  104. [2015-10-25 00:50:13] <Nanoro> Max stretches a bit in the back seat.
  105. [2015-10-25 00:50:20] <PriorGM> The sergeant jerks a thumb over his shoulder. "Captain Bale wants to see you at once. Says you're to give the balls to the dickheads."
  106. [2015-10-25 00:50:38] <Hankolijo> Kailee frowns a bit, and steps out of the car.
  107. [2015-10-25 00:50:50] <Nanoro> He snickers. "Mustn't keep
  108. [2015-10-25 00:51:04] <Nanoro> *'em waitin' then." He squeezes out of the car.
  109. [2015-10-25 00:51:12] <PriorGM> The woman peels off and comes over to Kailee. "Doctor Beake? I've been told to show you something in the town."
  110. [2015-10-25 00:51:51] <Lily> George gets out the car and stretches, watching the soldiers
  111. [2015-10-25 00:52:05] <Talonair> Kit heads in the direction the sergeant indicated
  112. [2015-10-25 00:52:07] <Hankolijo> "Oh? U-Um, okay."
  113. [2015-10-25 00:52:46] <PriorGM> The woman leads the short way back to the town. "It'll just take a moment, doctor. No need to bother your friends."
  114. [2015-10-25 00:52:50] <Lily> "See you in a bit, Kailee."
  115. [2015-10-25 00:52:56] <Lily> George follows Kit
  116. [2015-10-25 00:53:27] <PriorGM> The sergeant heads over and into the throng, beckoning kit along. "I swear if I have to hear one more word out of those leather-wearing assholes..."
  117. [2015-10-25 00:53:35] <PriorGM> Kailee, you're going to #tooltime
  118. [2015-10-25 00:53:52] <Talonair> "Have there been any problems?"
  119. [2015-10-25 00:53:52] <Hankolijo> "Um, okay. Stay safe." She says to the group before following the woman.
  120. [2015-10-25 00:54:50] <Nanoro> Max follows along all enforcer-like.
  121. [2015-10-25 00:55:12] <PriorGM> "No, no problems. The dog-boy's been quite nice." He shoulders his way through the crowd, towards where you can hear a heated, lively discussion. "The newcomers on the other hand... and the goddam robots..."
  122. [2015-10-25 00:55:34] <Talonair> "Robots?" Kit perks up
  123. [2015-10-25 00:55:54] <Lily> "How big are the robots?"
  124. [2015-10-25 00:56:06] <Nanoro> Max raises a brow. "... Dog-boy."
  125. [2015-10-25 00:56:22] <PriorGM> "Too bloody big for my liking." Max, you feel a tap on your shoulder.
  126. [2015-10-25 00:56:37] <Nanoro> He blinks and turns to look.
  127. [2015-10-25 00:56:51] <Talonair> "That doesn't answer the question."
  128. [2015-10-25 00:56:55] <Lily> "Kailee'll be pleased." George smiles.
  129. [2015-10-25 00:58:27] <PriorGM> Max, beneath the standard-issue helmet, a hawklike face with slicked black hair peers at you. "Don't call out, just come with me. If you say anything, I'll be gone before your friends can turn. You've always been of great help before, please don't ruin it now."
  130. [2015-10-25 00:59:21] <Nanoro> He blinks a couple times again. How the hell does he /not/ do as the Preacher says.
  131. [2015-10-25 00:59:37] <PriorGM> As for the rest of you, he sergeant emerges to where poodle is stood to the side of an angry argument between a man in a Captain's uniform and two impossibly sleek-looking people in white jumpsuits.
  132. [2015-10-25 00:59:56] <Talonair> Kit sighs and walks over
  133. [2015-10-25 01:00:11] <PriorGM> around the people are stood... ooh, around three dozen of these: http://071bc3d04e2671665c74-5a267f839fbe60d0845a37698418bb02.r26.cf5.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/titanfall-how-to-hack-a-spectre.jpg
  134. [2015-10-25 01:00:30] <Lily> George follows her, watching the robots
  135. [2015-10-25 01:01:16] <PriorGM> Max, Preacher leads you off and into #Homeimprovement2
  136. [2015-10-25 01:02:19] <PriorGM> The captain is still arguin when you arrive, Kit. "And I'm telling YOU, asshole, that if you refer to me as 'lower generation' again, I'll take my men and-"
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  139. [2015-10-25 01:02:42] <Talonair> "Is there a problem here?"
  140. [2015-10-25 01:03:49] <PriorGM> The first of the sleek men, a man with such an air of grace about him that you feel slightly dirty for just being there, peers down his nose at you. "And who migt /you/ be?"
  141. [2015-10-25 01:04:18] <Lily> ~Well, he's a twat.~
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  143. [2015-10-25 01:05:27] <Talonair> "Agent Guinevere Bowman, Gwen for short. I'm one of the agents who used the Bihominid Unification Spheres."
  144. [2015-10-25 01:06:11] <PriorGM> He wrinkles his lip at you. "Lap-dog, introduce us."
  145. [2015-10-25 01:06:37] <Lily> George looks at Kit. "Guinevere? Really?"
  146. [2015-10-25 01:06:51] <Talonair> Kit looks at George. "What?"
  147. [2015-10-25 01:07:22] <PriorGM> Poodle clears his holographic throat. "These are Rettupa and Rolsikor Svarl, of the third house of Icha-vro."
  148. [2015-10-25 01:07:22] <Lily> "I never knew that was your name, is all." He smiles.
  149. [2015-10-25 01:07:25] <PriorGM> "And?"
  150. [2015-10-25 01:07:31] <Lily> "Don't think you've ever said."
  151. [2015-10-25 01:07:40] <PriorGM> "And second-generation humans."
  152. [2015-10-25 01:07:48] <Lily> He turns back to the peoples, listening.
  153. [2015-10-25 01:07:58] <Talonair> She nods, then looks back at the two. "Second-generation. Interesting."
  154. [2015-10-25 01:08:51] <Lily> "What exactly /is/ a second generation human?'
  155. [2015-10-25 01:09:50] <PriorGM> "Something considerably better than your seventh-generation slime. Now if you would be so god as to hand over the miracles, we can get to saving this degenerate little rock and back to actually important tasks."
  156. [2015-10-25 01:10:55] <Lily> "I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure seven comes after two. Anyway." George turns to Kit, she has the balls.
  157. [2015-10-25 01:11:59] <Talonair> "It's typically considered courteous to say please, but I suppose certain niceties get lost along the way."
  158. [2015-10-25 01:12:35] <PriorGM> "Please is reserved for equals. You are not my equal. Pass me the Orbs."
  159. [2015-10-25 01:13:20] <Lily> George fights the urge to laugh.
  160. [2015-10-25 01:13:44] <Talonair> Kit chuckles. "Whatever you say." Was she given a key?
  161. [2015-10-25 01:13:55] <PriorGM> Nope.
  162. [2015-10-25 01:14:09] <Talonair> She turns to the captain. "Do you have the key for this?"
  163. [2015-10-25 01:16:04] <Lily> George's waifu senses tingle, and he frowns momentarily
  164. [2015-10-25 01:17:26] <PriorGM> He nods and passes you the key. "Please give them it. Then we can stop talking to them."
  165. [2015-10-25 01:18:42] <Talonair> She nods and unlocks the handcuffs, presenting the briefcase to the two figures, arranging her hands so that to take it by the handle they'd be forced to touch her hand. Messing with self-obsessed twats is fun
  166. [2015-10-25 01:20:44] <PriorGM> Rettupa takes it by the case. He's not touching you.
  167. [2015-10-25 01:21:19] <Talonair> ~Thought as much~ She can't help but smirk a little
  168. [2015-10-25 01:21:44] * ProcyonPing is now known as GhostcyonGhostor
  169. [2015-10-25 01:22:17] <PriorGM> He slides the case's tumblers into position and opens it. Inside are nestled the pair of glowing balls we remember, one blue and the other orange. "Yes... these will do just fine."
  170. [2015-10-25 01:22:57] <Talonair> "I trust everything is in order?"
  171. [2015-10-25 01:23:52] <PriorGM> Rolsikor sighs, the first time he's made a sound. "Not even your incompetence could damage these. Not that they won't be the worse for your using."
  172. [2015-10-25 01:24:56] <Lily> George pimches himself to check he's awake. Surely nobody could be this pretentious
  173. [2015-10-25 01:25:05] <Lily> These people make /Chuck/ look humble
  174. [2015-10-25 01:25:14] <Talonair> "Oh, I'm sorry we were the only ones capable of making /your/ lodge safe to access again."
  175. [2015-10-25 01:27:40] <PriorGM> Rolsikor sneers. "You think we are affilitiated with your tainted little project? You willingly associate yourselves with a screamer for His sake!"
  176. [2015-10-25 01:29:42] <PriorGM> Poodle frowns.
  177. [2015-10-25 01:30:30] <Talonair> Kit opens her mouth to respond, then spots Poodle. "Something the matter?"
  178. [2015-10-25 01:31:04] <PriorGM> "Someone just opened a lodge. Nearby. That shouldn't be possible, I don't have records of any..."
  179. [2015-10-25 01:32:34] <Talonair> ".... Can you tell exactly where?"
  180. [2015-10-25 01:33:00] <Lily> "That's... not good. Anyone see where Max went? Or Kailee?" George looks around.
  181. [2015-10-25 01:33:21] <PriorGM> "No... I'm sorry but all I got is proximity. That and that it's a... Sorairo lodge? What does that even mean? That's not a registered type..."
  182. [2015-10-25 01:33:53] <Talonair> "How bad is this?"
  183. [2015-10-25 01:34:59] <PriorGM> "Not bad. At all. Just... unexpected?"
  184. [2015-10-25 01:35:10] <Lily> ~Why does everything always manage to go wrong?~ George frowns.
  185. [2015-10-25 01:35:10] <PriorGM> george, you can't see either of them.
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  187. [2015-10-25 01:36:52] <Talonair> "So we're missing two agents, a Lodge just opened that isn't on the record, and we have no idea what it is. Fantastic."
  188. [2015-10-25 01:37:08] <Lily> "So... what do we do now?"
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  205. [2015-10-25 01:42:48] * discovery.hub.us.synirc.net set +o Daedalus
  206. [2015-10-25 01:42:48] * discovery.hub.us.synirc.net set +o Nemi
  207. [2015-10-25 01:43:21] <Nanoro> He slowly stops close to the Poodle. "Lodge open- *pant* Screamers- *pant* incomin'-... *wheeze*"
  208. [2015-10-25 01:43:50] <PriorGM> "I am aware. They are forecasted for emergence in three hours time"
  209. [2015-10-25 01:44:02] <Talonair> "You knew?"
  210. [2015-10-25 01:44:27] <Lily> (Repost pls ;n;)
  211. [2015-10-25 01:44:41] <Talonair> (Nothing happened)
  212. [2015-10-25 01:45:16] <Lily> "Did you say there's Screamers coming?"
  213. [2015-10-25 01:45:17] <Nanoro> Max shakes his head. "/Early/."
  214. [2015-10-25 01:45:26] <PriorGM> "That is why we are all here. The Grada droids and extraplanetary hunters will defeat the incursion, your men are just here to- what? How early?"
  215. [2015-10-25 01:45:33] <Lily> "Well, fuck."
  216. [2015-10-25 01:45:37] <Nanoro> "No clue." He leans into his knees.
  217. [2015-10-25 01:46:06] <Talonair> "Why can nothing ever go to plan.. Just once, I'd like something to go as planned."
  218. [2015-10-25 01:46:09] <Nanoro> "Might be now. Could be in a bit."
  219. [2015-10-25 01:46:12] <PriorGM> "Why do you say this?"
  220. [2015-10-25 01:46:17] <Nanoro> "... Bloody hell I am outta shape."
  221. [2015-10-25 01:47:50] <PriorGM> One of the gen 2 humans speaks. "Lapdog, we do not heed the warnings of mere-"
  222. [2015-10-25 01:47:53] <PriorGM> mdef, everyone
  223. [2015-10-25 01:48:20] <Lily> 4df+4 (+4 if spec applies)
  224. [2015-10-25 01:48:20] <Glacon> Lily: (+4 if spec applies): 5 (4df+4=0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  225. [2015-10-25 01:48:20] <Talonair> 4df+3 Hahahahaahahahahaahahaha
  226. [2015-10-25 01:48:20] <Glacon> Talonair: Hahahahaahahahahaahahaha: 3 (4df+3=4-, 4-, 3+, 3+)
  227. [2015-10-25 01:48:37] <Nanoro> 4df+4 Whoo boy. Here we go.
  228. [2015-10-25 01:48:38] <Glacon> Nanoro: Whoo boy. Here we go.: 6 (4df+4=3+, 0, 0, 3+)
  229. [2015-10-25 01:48:48] <PriorGM> 4df+6 FIRE AND ASH
  230. [2015-10-25 01:48:48] <Glacon> PriorGM: FIRE AND ASH: 4 (4df+6=0, 4-, 0, 4-)
  231. [2015-10-25 01:50:20] <PriorGM> George, you are overwhelmed with visions of burning cities and screaming people, fleeing beneath the feet of gods a hundred feet tall. Flame broils around and all will die.
  232. [2015-10-25 01:50:33] <Talonair> (Do you mean Kit?)
  233. [2015-10-25 01:50:39] <Talonair> (George beat the roll)
  234. [2015-10-25 01:50:41] <Lily> (George passed tho ;-;)
  235. [2015-10-25 01:50:42] <PriorGM> my mistake, Kit
  236. [2015-10-25 01:50:58] <Talonair> Kit staggers back, immediately drawing her revolver and rapier
  237. [2015-10-25 01:51:13] <Nanoro> Do the others have a hunch of the mental image?
  238. [2015-10-25 01:51:17] <Lily> "Kit, what's wrong?"
  239. [2015-10-25 01:51:26] <Lily> George frowns as his hand goes to his gun
  240. [2015-10-25 01:51:33] <PriorGM> As for the others, you get to watch an enormous green rent tear itself through the sky over towards the barn as many of the soldiers fall to their knees, screaming.
  241. [2015-10-25 01:51:45] <PriorGM> The others might get the merest flash. Maybe,
  242. [2015-10-25 01:51:47] <Talonair> "Fire..."
  243. [2015-10-25 01:52:16] <PriorGM> Oh, and the name "CACODEM" sears itself into each of your minds.
  244. [2015-10-25 01:52:50] <Nanoro> "... Well. That would be the Screamer then."
  245. [2015-10-25 01:53:07] <Nanoro> Max speedloads Betsy with a bomb.
  246. [2015-10-25 01:53:08] <Lily> "Let's hope we can kill this one too."
  247. [2015-10-25 01:53:24] <PriorGM> The captain stands. "Everyone, POSITIONS!"
  248. [2015-10-25 01:53:28] <Lily> George draws his pistol like it'll actually do something.
  249. [2015-10-25 01:53:49] <Talonair> Is Kit still suffering visions?
  250. [2015-10-25 01:54:04] <PriorGM> the men arrange themselves into a defensive line behind some earthen barricades that lie between you and the rent. Kit is now fine.
  251. [2015-10-25 01:54:24] <Talonair> She looks around, blinking. "Oh son of a..."
  252. [2015-10-25 01:54:33] <Lily> "Kit, are you okay? What happened?"
  253. [2015-10-25 01:54:36] <PriorGM> One of the gen-2 folks barks his own orders. "Grada! Take up firing positions!"
  254. [2015-10-25 01:54:53] <PriorGM> Men swarm around you and guns are moved into position.
  255. [2015-10-25 01:54:58] <Talonair> "Saw fire and death, gods walking through burning cities."
  256. [2015-10-25 01:55:09] <Nanoro> Max motions the others to also fortify themselves behind the barricades. "C'mon! Get movin'!"
  257. [2015-10-25 01:55:16] <Nanoro> He takes position!
  258. [2015-10-25 01:55:16] <Lily> "Of course you did. Come on, let's go."
  259. [2015-10-25 01:55:33] <Lily> George hides behind a barricade or something idk anything about tactics
  260. [2015-10-25 01:55:48] <Talonair> Kit follows
  261. [2015-10-25 01:56:33] <PriorGM> The robot take up standing positions behind the earthen wall.
  262. [2015-10-25 01:57:23] <PriorGM> The captain slides up next to Max. "If we have to fall back, get to the Church. It has a scranton box installed, or something like one anyway. The hunters brought it."
  263. [2015-10-25 01:57:47] <Nanoro> Max nods. "Scantron box. Right."
  264. [2015-10-25 01:58:14] <PriorGM> he captain rolls hi eyes. "They're anti-bender objects."
  265. [2015-10-25 01:58:40] <Lily> George waits for shit to happen
  266. [2015-10-25 01:58:50] <Hankolijo> Kailee is running for her life right now, flailing her arms slightly and yelling something about a lodge door, a barn and a 'some bitch'. There is an occasional 'nyeh' and 'eek' in there, too.
  267. [2015-10-25 01:58:53] <Nanoro> He nods again. "Right. Ye mind, got a Screamer to kill."
  268. [2015-10-25 01:59:17] <Nanoro> He blinks at the sight of Kailee. "... George, ain't that yers?"
  269. [2015-10-25 01:59:22] <Talonair> "Kailee? Shit!"
  270. [2015-10-25 01:59:24] <PriorGM> One of the second gens speaks. "Whatever it is, shoot it."
  271. [2015-10-25 01:59:28] <Talonair> "NO!"
  272. [2015-10-25 01:59:36] <Talonair> Kit sprints to go grab her
  273. [2015-10-25 01:59:49] <Nanoro> He glares greatswords at the second gens. "DON'T YE BLOODY DARE."
  274. [2015-10-25 01:59:58] <PriorGM> Poodle speaks. "I'm forced to agree with agent Bowman here. The Grada will not fire."
  275. [2015-10-25 01:59:58] <Lily> George loudly swears. "That's not a screamer!"
  276. [2015-10-25 02:00:13] <Hankolijo> Well, George, that /is/ debatable.
  277. [2015-10-25 02:00:38] <Hankolijo> "THEREWASANOTHERDOORANDSOMEBITCHATTACKEDMEANDMYROBOTWASONTHEDOORANDOHGODHELP"
  278. [2015-10-25 02:00:59] <PriorGM> A ball of green fire falls from the rent to the ground. There is a pause, and metal shreds start to fly around it in an inverted tornado.
  279. [2015-10-25 02:01:17] <Talonair> If Kit gets to Kailee in time, she picks her up and sprints back to the defences
  280. [2015-10-25 02:01:27] <PriorGM> This happens a second time, only this time with gobbets of flesh and blood
  281. [2015-10-25 02:01:29] <PriorGM> she does
  282. [2015-10-25 02:01:42] <Hankolijo> Kailee is picked up!
  283. [2015-10-25 02:01:46] <PriorGM> it happens over and over again, with more flesh than metal.
  284. [2015-10-25 02:02:08] <Lily> George anxiously watches Kailee, flesh tornados can wait
  285. [2015-10-25 02:02:22] <Talonair> Kit deposits her behind the barricades, and turns to watch the macabre display
  286. [2015-10-25 02:02:25] <Nanoro> Max's observing the fleshnados. This doesn't bode well.
  287. [2015-10-25 02:02:45] <PriorGM> A second gen speak. "Flesh and metal constructs. They mean to test us." Each produces a sphere. "BIHOMINID UNIFICATION!"
  288. [2015-10-25 02:02:50] <Hankolijo> Once behind barricades, Kailee immediately glomps George, shaking.
  289. [2015-10-25 02:03:07] <Lily> George hugs her. "Are you okay? What happened?"
  290. [2015-10-25 02:03:20] <PriorGM> A glow forms, and soon there is only one of them standing there.
  291. [2015-10-25 02:03:25] <Talonair> "Did they not learn that you never call your attacks?"
  292. [2015-10-25 02:03:55] <Hankolijo> "She took me to a barn, and there was a lodge door there... She made me touch it, and I think... Open it. And my robot was on the door, and then... I... saw things..."
  293. [2015-10-25 02:04:16] <PriorGM> Then the tornadoes fade. Standing there now are a series of metal spires, and a veritable horde of... well, these. http://orig00.deviantart.net/0556/f/2013/027/e/6/scp_610_infected_by_goldenmech-d5sw5wf.png
  294. [2015-10-25 02:04:39] <Talonair> "... Well that's vaguely horrific."
  295. [2015-10-25 02:04:41] <Lily> "It's alright, you're safe now." ~I hope.~
  296. [2015-10-25 02:04:48] <Nanoro> Max turns quickly to the captain. "Open fire?!"
  297. [2015-10-25 02:04:59] <Lily> "What the hell are /those/?"
  298. [2015-10-25 02:05:10] <Hankolijo> Kailee eeks at the monstrosities.
  299. [2015-10-25 02:05:14] <PriorGM> The unification shimmers and disappears as the horde begins moving. "Most definitely. OPEN FIRE!"
  300. [2015-10-25 02:05:28] <Talonair> Kit grabs her rifle and opens fire!
  301. [2015-10-25 02:05:44] <Lily> 4df+3 pew pew goes the george
  302. [2015-10-25 02:05:45] <Glacon> Lily: pew pew goes the george: 2 (4df+3=4-, 4-, 0, 3+)
  303. [2015-10-25 02:05:45] <PriorGM> ranged is for shooting!
  304. [2015-10-25 02:05:55] <Hankolijo> Kailee doesn't know how to guns.
  305. [2015-10-25 02:06:02] <Hankolijo> At least not how to guns good.
  306. [2015-10-25 02:06:02] <Nanoro> 4df+5 (explosive shot) *click* *tssSCH* *BRAKOW* *BOOOM*
  307. [2015-10-25 02:06:03] <Glacon> Nanoro: (explosive shot) *click* *tssSCH* *BRAKOW* *BOOOM*: 2 (4df+5=4-, 0, 4-, 4-)
  308. [2015-10-25 02:06:14] <Talonair> 4df+5 Dakkadakkadakka
  309. [2015-10-25 02:06:15] <Glacon> Talonair: Dakkadakkadakka: 8 (4df+5=3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  310. [2015-10-25 02:06:15] <Nanoro> (hello yes what is gun)
  311. [2015-10-25 02:06:25] <Talonair> (NEVA ENUFF DAKKA)
  312. [2015-10-25 02:07:16] <PriorGM> Max, one of the fleshy construct explodes into pieces, george, you largely do nothing, kit scythes down more than a few.
  313. [2015-10-25 02:07:31] <Nanoro> Max loads up a second shot!
  314. [2015-10-25 02:08:02] <PriorGM> On either side of you machine guns and small artillery pieces open up, bullets ad shells whickering into the horde.
  315. [2015-10-25 02:08:15] <Lily> 4df+3 George knows how to fight yes
  316. [2015-10-25 02:08:15] <Glacon> Lily: George knows how to fight yes: 2 (4df+3=4-, 4-, 0, 3+)
  317. [2015-10-25 02:08:18] <Talonair> Kit continues laying down fire
  318. [2015-10-25 02:08:20] <Lily> Or not
  319. [2015-10-25 02:08:28] <Hankolijo> Kailee doesn't know what she can do to help. She looks around for anything that could use an engineer.
  320. [2015-10-25 02:08:39] <PriorGM> the unification appears somewhere at the back, kicking and punching with aplomb in a manner no dissimilar to kityom.
  321. [2015-10-25 02:09:02] <PriorGM> They always need help loading more shells!
  322. [2015-10-25 02:09:20] <Hankolijo> Then that's what she tries to help with!
  323. [2015-10-25 02:09:28] <Nanoro> 4df+5 (exp) *click* *tssSCH* *BRAKOW* *BOOOM*
  324. [2015-10-25 02:09:28] <Glacon> Nanoro: (exp) *click* *tssSCH* *BRAKOW* *BOOOM*: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, 4-, 3+)
  325. [2015-10-25 02:09:40] <Talonair> 4df+5 Fully automatic for the win!
  326. [2015-10-25 02:09:40] <Glacon> Talonair: Fully automatic for the win!: 5 (4df+5=0, 3+, 0, 4-)
  327. [2015-10-25 02:09:59] <PriorGM> several more are blown to pieces or scythed down.
  328. [2015-10-25 02:10:28] <PriorGM> One of the metal towers glows green, and a crackling bust of something spears down from their tip.
  329. [2015-10-25 02:10:33] <PriorGM> Pdef, everyone!
  330. [2015-10-25 02:10:48] <Nanoro> 4df+4 Not the head, I still need that
  331. [2015-10-25 02:10:49] <Glacon> Nanoro: Not the head, I still need that: 3 (4df+4=0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  332. [2015-10-25 02:10:58] <Hankolijo> 4df+3 (+4 if spec applies, as if)
  333. [2015-10-25 02:10:59] <Glacon> Hankolijo: (+4 if spec applies, as if): 2 (4df+3=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  334. [2015-10-25 02:11:06] <Talonair> 4df+4
  335. [2015-10-25 02:11:06] <Glacon> Talonair: 2 (4df+4=4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  336. [2015-10-25 02:11:25] <Lily> 4df+4 pls glac
  337. [2015-10-25 02:11:25] <Glacon> Lily: pls glac: 4 (4df+4=0, 4-, 0, 3+)
  338. [2015-10-25 02:11:46] <PriorGM> 4df+6 Green wash
  339. [2015-10-25 02:11:46] <Glacon> PriorGM: Green wash: 8 (4df+6=0, 0, 3+, 3+)
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  341. [2015-10-25 02:12:33] <PriorGM> A green wash of light flows over the gunline. It doesn't burn or tear, but flesh splits and bones splinter at its passing. It is like a wall of pure hurt.
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  343. [2015-10-25 02:13:30] <PriorGM> Kit takes 3 phealth and falls unconscious. Max takes 2.5 and hurts like hell. Kailee takes 1 (yes, this is radiation), and George takes 2.
  344. [2015-10-25 02:13:48] <Talonair> Kit howls in agony before collapsing, passing out from the pain
  345. [2015-10-25 02:14:08] <Lily> George swears and falls, clutching wherever hurts most
  346. [2015-10-25 02:14:20] <Nanoro> Max roars from the pain, falling to one knee.
  347. [2015-10-25 02:14:24] <Lily> Is he capable of rolling medical on himself?
  348. [2015-10-25 02:14:40] <PriorGM> It's all over. It's like a constant level of "break this" has been applied to every part of your body.
  349. [2015-10-25 02:14:49] <PriorGM> Self-medical is fine.
  350. [2015-10-25 02:15:02] <Hankolijo> Kailee eeps and clutches her gut.
  351. [2015-10-25 02:15:14] <Lily> 4df+10 pls gods of medicine
  352. [2015-10-25 02:15:14] <Glacon> Lily: pls gods of medicine: 11 (4df+10=0, 3+, 0, 0)
  353. [2015-10-25 02:15:23] <PriorGM> Generally, only the soldiers near the grada are still standing.
  354. [2015-10-25 02:15:46] <PriorGM> George, you recover 3 temporary health.
  355. [2015-10-25 02:15:54] <Nanoro> Max was in the middle of a reload. Unfortunately he cannot continue it at the moment.
  356. [2015-10-25 02:16:13] <Nanoro> He grimaces, getting back up. So many things hurting.
  357. [2015-10-25 02:16:20] <Lily> George feels better than he did before hand, surprisingly, and rushes over to Kit.
  358. [2015-10-25 02:16:25] <Lily> "Kit? Can you hear me?"
  359. [2015-10-25 02:16:35] <Lily> 4df+10 super medic to the rescue
  360. [2015-10-25 02:16:35] <Glacon> Lily: super medic to the rescue: 9 (4df+10=4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
  361. [2015-10-25 02:16:37] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks around. How does the situation look right now?
  362. [2015-10-25 02:16:38] <Talonair> She's out cold
  363. [2015-10-25 02:16:39] <PriorGM> Is anyone still looking rent-ward?
  364. [2015-10-25 02:16:48] <Nanoro> Max is
  365. [2015-10-25 02:16:51] <Lily> George isn't, he's far too busy
  366. [2015-10-25 02:16:53] <PriorGM> kit recovers 2 phealth and her consciousness!
  367. [2015-10-25 02:17:05] <Hankolijo> Kailee's lookin'.
  368. [2015-10-25 02:17:10] <Talonair> She gasps as she wakes, gritting her teeth in pain
  369. [2015-10-25 02:17:37] <PriorGM> Kailee, the situation looks grim. They have at least five of those towers, only one of which has fired. Most of the soldiers are down, a lot are dead. And the horde is still encroaching.
  370. [2015-10-25 02:17:49] <PriorGM> Oh, and five firgures lightly foat down out of the rent.
  371. [2015-10-25 02:18:01] <Lily> "You okay, Kit?"
  372. [2015-10-25 02:18:11] <PriorGM> Each is a black humanoid, ringed in red crackling outlines.
  373. [2015-10-25 02:18:22] <Talonair> "I feel like something ripped all my skin off. What's happening?"
  374. [2015-10-25 02:18:39] <Lily> "Some sort of... weapon."
  375. [2015-10-25 02:18:47] <Hankolijo> ~Oh no. Oh no, this is bad.~ She gulps.
  376. [2015-10-25 02:18:57] <Lily> "Looks like we have company." George grimaces.
  377. [2015-10-25 02:19:06] <Lily> "I need to see to Max."
  378. [2015-10-25 02:19:08] <Nanoro> Max's eye twitches at the sight of the red-black menaces. "... Ah hell. Guess who those are."
  379. [2015-10-25 02:19:22] <Hankolijo> "...Screamers."
  380. [2015-10-25 02:19:22] <Lily> 4df+10 George heals max
  381. [2015-10-25 02:19:23] <Glacon> Lily: George heals max: 13 (4df+10=3+, 0, 3+, 3+)
  382. [2015-10-25 02:19:26] <Lily> Wowee
  383. [2015-10-25 02:19:29] <Talonair> "Fucking hell." She gets her binoculars out and peers at the Screamers
  384. [2015-10-25 02:19:38] <Nanoro> (Gyooorg stop being amazing)
  385. [2015-10-25 02:20:06] <Hankolijo> Is the unification still standing?
  386. [2015-10-25 02:20:08] <PriorGM> "Screamers." Poodle is of course still standing. "Medium tier. Five of them. The unification may be able to deal with them, he may not." Indeed kit, you can see the unification engaging one, l blur of limbs and anger.
  387. [2015-10-25 02:20:22] <PriorGM> george heals 3 HP!
  388. [2015-10-25 02:20:26] <Lily> Yay
  389. [2015-10-25 02:20:35] <Lily> 4df+10 and finally kailee
  390. [2015-10-25 02:20:35] <Glacon> Lily: and finally kailee: 9 (4df+10=0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  391. [2015-10-25 02:20:44] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks to poodle. "I-Is there anything /we/ can do?"
  392. [2015-10-25 02:20:47] <Talonair> "The unification is already engaging one." She switches her view to the towers
  393. [2015-10-25 02:21:27] <PriorGM> Kailee is entirely fine.
  394. [2015-10-25 02:21:32] <PriorGM> Well, now she is.
  395. [2015-10-25 02:22:18] <PriorGM> Poodle turns to her. "You may wish to retreat. The grada will hold this location against the flesh constructs, but they will not be able to protect you also or do so forever."
  396. [2015-10-25 02:22:31] <Lily> "We killed /one/ of these, before, but there's five now."
  397. [2015-10-25 02:22:53] <Lily> "There's some sort of... thingy in the church that should protect us. I say we retreat to there."
  398. [2015-10-25 02:22:56] <Talonair> Does Kit see anything about the towers?
  399. [2015-10-25 02:22:58] <Hankolijo> Kailee nods. "O-Okay. We need to get back, then."
  400. [2015-10-25 02:23:06] <Nanoro> "... Retreat?-" Max remembers the church, looking back at it.
  401. [2015-10-25 02:23:14] <Nanoro> "We oughta head there, pronto."
  402. [2015-10-25 02:23:44] <PriorGM> They're towers of twisted metal, either black iron or something similar. They glow with barely-suppressed green light.
  403. [2015-10-25 02:24:07] <PriorGM> Kit, perception.
  404. [2015-10-25 02:24:07] <Talonair> 4df+8 (ENGI+Combat Engineering) Any structural weaknesses?
  405. [2015-10-25 02:24:08] <Glacon> Talonair: (ENGI+Combat Engineering) Any structural weaknesses?: 8 (4df+8=0, 0, 3+, 4-)
  406. [2015-10-25 02:24:14] <Talonair> Oh
  407. [2015-10-25 02:24:21] <Talonair> 4df+3 (+3 if combat engineering applies)
  408. [2015-10-25 02:24:22] <Glacon> Talonair: (+3 if combat engineering applies): 1 (4df+3=4-, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  409. [2015-10-25 02:24:57] <PriorGM> No obvious ones. Attack the base maybe? They're just such simple structures.
  410. [2015-10-25 02:25:18] <Talonair> "Poodle, what can you tell me about those towers?"
  411. [2015-10-25 02:25:29] <PriorGM> You see a the unification go hurtling backwards, punched by something to the right of your binocular's view.
  412. [2015-10-25 02:25:47] <Talonair> She switches view to the right
  413. [2015-10-25 02:25:50] <Hankolijo> "...Guys, let's get back." .n.
  414. [2015-10-25 02:25:59] <Nanoro> Max looks back at the towers. Maybe he has a clue of what do to tower.
  415. [2015-10-25 02:26:11] <PriorGM> "They are Metal constructs. Used by the Screamers' pet legions as siege weapons. They are... dangerous, to say the least."
  416. [2015-10-25 02:26:40] <Nanoro> 4df+7 (tagging Spot the Cracks, ENG roll)
  417. [2015-10-25 02:26:40] <Glacon> Nanoro: (tagging Spot the Cracks, ENG roll): 9 (4df+7=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
  418. [2015-10-25 02:26:43] <Lily> "Aye, we need to retreat."
  419. [2015-10-25 02:26:45] <Talonair> "Artillery pieces, basically." What does she see?
  420. [2015-10-25 02:26:54] <PriorGM> There's another figure standing with the five red screamers. He looks like this. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/tekken/images/6/64/OgreTTT2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120812211840&path-prefix=en
  421. [2015-10-25 02:27:34] <PriorGM> Max, maybe if you hit the base. There's obviously just nothing to see- they're such simple structures, a tower of metal.
  422. [2015-10-25 02:27:40] <Lily> "Who is that?"
  423. [2015-10-25 02:27:40] <Hankolijo> Kailee takes George's hand.
  424. [2015-10-25 02:27:51] <Talonair> "Your unification just got knocked back by another figure, not one of the screamers. Green figure with long red hair."
  425. [2015-10-25 02:27:56] <Lily> George takes it.
  426. [2015-10-25 02:28:35] <Nanoro> "... What?" He turns to Kit and the others.
  427. [2015-10-25 02:28:44] <PriorGM> "Cacodem." Preacher is stood beside you now, Max. "He's Cacodem. The enforcer of Abbaddon. One of the strongest screamers to ever live."
  428. [2015-10-25 02:29:07] <Talonair> "So we're fucked, then."
  429. [2015-10-25 02:29:08] <Nanoro> Blink. He looks to the Preacher. "... Oi, thought ye said ye'd bugger off."
  430. [2015-10-25 02:29:23] <Lily> "Well, fuck. We're screwed."
  431. [2015-10-25 02:29:39] <PriorGM> "And then my boss showed up." He turns to Kit. "Maybe. Get to the church, I'll do what I can."
  432. [2015-10-25 02:29:53] <Hankolijo> Kailee starts backing up towards the church.
  433. [2015-10-25 02:30:01] <Talonair> "Nothing we can do? I can try and take out the towers."
  434. [2015-10-25 02:30:49] <PriorGM> "The towers don't matter. Cacodem just likes leading his army." He walks off, towards the rent. "He's kind of a dick like that."
  435. [2015-10-25 02:31:14] <Nanoro> Max sighs. "Well then. Hope I don't gotta start shoutin' again. I swear, me voice was sore fer a week after last time." Max motions for the others to follow him to the church.
  436. [2015-10-25 02:31:17] <Lily> George backs up with Kailee.
  437. [2015-10-25 02:31:30] <Talonair> Kit nods, following the group
  438. [2015-10-25 02:31:50] <PriorGM> He claps his hands once and shimmers, going from a man in army uniform to a black silhouette, ringed in white. "Someday everybody dies."
  439. [2015-10-25 02:32:53] <Hankolijo> "...Goodbye, Poodle." .n.
  440. [2015-10-25 02:33:13] <PriorGM> Poodle stands with the grada as Preacher walks off.
  441. [2015-10-25 02:37:11] <PriorGM> Assuming you're walking back into town (setting the scene before nano returns) arcs of green wash have fired into the town, a couple of outliers from the horde are engaged in running battles with retreating soldiers, and there are more than a few burning buildings and corpses on the floor.
  442. [2015-10-25 02:37:45] <Talonair> Kit opens fire on any of the horde who get in their way
  443. [2015-10-25 02:38:08] <PriorGM> Three flesh constructs are charging you!
  444. [2015-10-25 02:38:32] <Talonair> Kit draws her rapier. If they want to fight in melee, let them
  445. [2015-10-25 02:38:41] <Hankolijo> ~Oh, sonuva...~
  446. [2015-10-25 02:38:42] <Talonair> 4df+7 (MEL+SP) She counter-charges
  447. [2015-10-25 02:38:42] <Glacon> Talonair: (MEL+SP) She counter-charges: 5 (4df+7=4-, 0, 0, 4-)
  448. [2015-10-25 02:38:47] <PriorGM> nobody shoting them?
  449. [2015-10-25 02:38:48] <PriorGM> alright
  450. [2015-10-25 02:39:01] <PriorGM> 4df+6 BLAAAAARGH!
  451. [2015-10-25 02:39:02] <Glacon> PriorGM: BLAAAAARGH!: 6 (4df+6=4-, 4-, 3+, 3+)
  452. [2015-10-25 02:39:18] <Lily> George raises his gun to shoot but doesn't as kit is in the way
  453. [2015-10-25 02:39:18] <Nanoro> Max'll be loading up Betsy. It takes a bit.
  454. [2015-10-25 02:39:22] <PriorGM> The rapier sinks harmlessly into its meaty folds.
  455. [2015-10-25 02:39:24] <Hankolijo> Kailee can't into shooting.
  456. [2015-10-25 02:39:52] <PriorGM> 4df+6 A clawed hand rakes at you as the other two continue at the rest of the group.
  457. [2015-10-25 02:39:53] <Glacon> PriorGM: A clawed hand rakes at you as the other two continue at the rest of the group.: 10 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  458. [2015-10-25 02:39:57] <PriorGM> ...
  459. [2015-10-25 02:40:08] <PriorGM> uh, pdef, no agility allowed
  460. [2015-10-25 02:40:23] <Talonair> 4df+6 (Tagging SP)
  461. [2015-10-25 02:40:23] <Glacon> Talonair: (Tagging SP): 7 (4df+6=3+, 0, 0, 0)
  462. [2015-10-25 02:40:36] <Lily> 4df+3 george shoots at the others
  463. [2015-10-25 02:40:37] <Glacon> Lily: george shoots at the others: 3 (4df+3=0, 3+, 4-, 0)
  464. [2015-10-25 02:40:47] <PriorGM> you take 1.5 phealth as the claws pierce your skin
  465. [2015-10-25 02:41:00] <PriorGM> 4df+6 The body seems almost invulnerable.
  466. [2015-10-25 02:41:00] <Glacon> PriorGM: The body seems almost invulnerable.: 8 (4df+6=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
  467. [2015-10-25 02:41:02] <Nanoro> 4df+5 And the gun is loaded. *click* *tssSCH* *BRAKOW* (normal shot)
  468. [2015-10-25 02:41:02] <Glacon> Nanoro: And the gun is loaded. *click* *tssSCH* *BRAKOW* (normal shot): 6 (4df+5=3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
  469. [2015-10-25 02:41:09] <PriorGM> The bullets sink into the flesh.
  470. [2015-10-25 02:41:21] <Nanoro> Max curses loudly.
  471. [2015-10-25 02:41:21] <PriorGM> 4df+6 Still..
  472. [2015-10-25 02:41:22] <Glacon> PriorGM: Still..: 9 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  473. [2015-10-25 02:41:30] <PriorGM> Still nothing!
  474. [2015-10-25 02:41:35] <Hankolijo> "GUYS, WE NEED TO GET TO THE CHURCH! THESE THINGS AREN'T DYING!" D:
  475. [2015-10-25 02:41:39] <Talonair> She shrieks in pain, before pulling the sword out and going for the head
  476. [2015-10-25 02:41:42] <Talonair> 4df+7 DIE
  477. [2015-10-25 02:41:42] <Glacon> Talonair: DIE: 9 (4df+7=3+, 4-, 3+, 3+)
  478. [2015-10-25 02:41:50] <Lily> "Kit, come on!"
  479. [2015-10-25 02:41:56] <PriorGM> 4df+4 Oh shit no
  480. [2015-10-25 02:41:56] <Glacon> PriorGM: Oh shit no: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, 3+, 4-)
  481. [2015-10-25 02:41:56] <Nanoro> Well now. Bullets do not work.
  482. [2015-10-25 02:42:28] <PriorGM> the sword goes straight through the head and it stops moving as you her the sound of shattering crystal.
  483. [2015-10-25 02:42:36] <Nanoro> Good thing someone brought a MASSIVE FUCKING GREATSWORD. Max straps Betsy onto himself, grabbing the shiny swuard.
  484. [2015-10-25 02:42:51] <Nanoro> He hefts it onto his shoulder, gripping the handle with both hands.
  485. [2015-10-25 02:42:54] <Talonair> "... THEY HAVE THOSE CRYSTALS IN THEIR HEADS!"
  486. [2015-10-25 02:43:00] <PriorGM> Psi-7 gets the first combat round since these things are't the sharpest pencils.
  487. [2015-10-25 02:44:18] <Lily> 4df+3 George shoots at the head of one of the things even though he can't shoot
  488. [2015-10-25 02:44:18] <Glacon> Lily: George shoots at the head of one of the things even though he can't shoot: 3 (4df+3=4-, 3+, 0, 0)
  489. [2015-10-25 02:44:26] <PriorGM> 4df+4 shit
  490. [2015-10-25 02:44:26] <Glacon> PriorGM: shit: 4 (4df+4=0, 4-, 3+, 0)
  491. [2015-10-25 02:44:39] <PriorGM> the flesh still absorbs the bullet!
  492. [2015-10-25 02:44:51] <Talonair> 4df+7 Kit goes for another head
  493. [2015-10-25 02:44:52] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit goes for another head: 6 (4df+7=3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
  494. [2015-10-25 02:45:16] <Hankolijo> 4df+2 Kailee kicks one with a high-heel. Because nyeh.
  495. [2015-10-25 02:45:17] <Glacon> Hankolijo: Kailee kicks one with a high-heel. Because nyeh.: 4 (4df+2=0, 3+, 0, 3+)
  496. [2015-10-25 02:45:21] <Nanoro> Max charges at the closest one!
  497. [2015-10-25 02:45:21] <PriorGM> 4df+4 Poop!
  498. [2015-10-25 02:45:22] <Glacon> PriorGM: Poop!: 6 (4df+4=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  499. [2015-10-25 02:45:41] <PriorGM> The flesh eats both attacks for every meal of the day.
  500. [2015-10-25 02:45:53] <PriorGM> You do that, Max!
  501. [2015-10-25 02:45:54] <Nanoro> 4df+7 A handle to the gut, followed by a heavy underhand swing meant to split the whole thing in half, head and all.
  502. [2015-10-25 02:45:54] <Glacon> Nanoro: A handle to the gut, followed by a heavy underhand swing meant to split the whole thing in half, head and all.: 6 (4df+7=4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
  503. [2015-10-25 02:46:07] <Talonair> Kit's eyes flash angrily. "DIE"
  504. [2015-10-25 02:46:14] <PriorGM> 4df+4 Still a vulnerability!
  505. [2015-10-25 02:46:15] <Glacon> PriorGM: Still a vulnerability!: 4 (4df+4=4-, 3+, 0, 0)
  506. [2015-10-25 02:46:21] <Hankolijo> "GUYS, SERIOUSLY< AN WE RUN NOW?"
  507. [2015-10-25 02:46:22] <PriorGM> it shatters and falls!
  508. [2015-10-25 02:46:28] <Hankolijo> ,*
  509. [2015-10-25 02:46:32] <PriorGM> now it's the flesh's turn.
  510. [2015-10-25 02:46:32] <Nanoro> Max resumes running!
  511. [2015-10-25 02:46:37] <Talonair> "GET TO THE CHURCH!"
  512. [2015-10-25 02:46:39] <Hankolijo> CAN*
  513. [2015-10-25 02:46:43] <PriorGM> d3
  514. [2015-10-25 02:46:43] <Glacon> PriorGM: 3 (d3=3)
  515. [2015-10-25 02:46:45] <Nanoro> "AAAAYE!!"
  516. [2015-10-25 02:46:55] <Hankolijo> Kailee skedaddles, still holding Gyoorg by the hand.
  517. [2015-10-25 02:46:59] <PriorGM> 4df+6 It bites at Kit!
  518. [2015-10-25 02:47:00] <Glacon> PriorGM: It bites at Kit!: 7 (4df+6=3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
  519. [2015-10-25 02:47:08] <Lily> George nods and runs towards the church with his Kailee
  520. [2015-10-25 02:47:29] <PriorGM> (there were 3 flesh creatures, 2 are dead)
  521. [2015-10-25 02:47:37] <PriorGM> (#3 is biting kit)
  522. [2015-10-25 02:47:51] <Talonair> 4df+8 (AGI+Swordplay + Jump Pack) She triggers her jump jets to hop away
  523. [2015-10-25 02:47:51] <Glacon> Talonair: (AGI+Swordplay + Jump Pack) She triggers her jump jets to hop away: 10 (4df+8=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
  524. [2015-10-25 02:48:07] <PriorGM> it misses by a country mile!
  525. [2015-10-25 02:48:27] <Talonair> 4df+7 She stikes at its head as she retreats
  526. [2015-10-25 02:48:28] <Glacon> Talonair: She stikes at its head as she retreats: 7 (4df+7=4-, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  527. [2015-10-25 02:48:33] <PriorGM> 4df+4 tits
  528. [2015-10-25 02:48:34] <Glacon> PriorGM: tits: 1 (4df+4=4-, 0, 4-, 4-)
  529. [2015-10-25 02:48:41] <PriorGM> it SO dead.
  530. [2015-10-25 02:48:58] <Talonair> Kit turns and runs after the group!
  531. [2015-10-25 02:49:13] <Nanoro> Max heads closer to Kailee and George to have them covered. He is so glad he took the sword.
  532. [2015-10-25 02:49:27] <PriorGM> It's a straight run to the church. Soldiers and civillians all, flocking to the holy place.
  533. [2015-10-25 02:49:36] <PriorGM> Pdef, everyone!
  534. [2015-10-25 02:49:44] <Talonair> 4df+4 (+2 if SP applies)
  535. [2015-10-25 02:49:45] <Glacon> Talonair: (+2 if SP applies): 3 (4df+4=3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
  536. [2015-10-25 02:49:54] <Lily> 4df+4 well, shite
  537. [2015-10-25 02:49:54] <Glacon> Lily: well, shite: 4 (4df+4=3+, 0, 4-, 0)
  538. [2015-10-25 02:49:56] <Nanoro> 4df+6 WAAALL
  539. [2015-10-25 02:49:56] <Glacon> Nanoro: WAAALL: 8 (4df+6=0, 0, 3+, 3+)
  540. [2015-10-25 02:50:00] <Hankolijo> 4df+3 (+4 if nasty things that make her tummy hurt)
  541. [2015-10-25 02:50:01] <Glacon> Hankolijo: (+4 if nasty things that make her tummy hurt): 3 (4df+3=3+, 0, 0, 4-)
  542. [2015-10-25 02:50:02] <Nanoro> (yesss)
  543. [2015-10-25 02:50:14] <PriorGM> 4df+4 GRAND SLAM BABYYYYYY!
  544. [2015-10-25 02:50:14] <Glacon> PriorGM: GRAND SLAM BABYYYYYY!: 3 (4df+4=4-, 0, 4-, 3+)
  545. [2015-10-25 02:51:28] <PriorGM> you're luckily far enough away as the red screamer falls from the sky to crash into a kneeling position in the road. Some refugees are liquidate, and more are thrown back by the blast. Some won't be getting up again.
  546. [2015-10-25 02:51:43] <PriorGM> *liquidated
  547. [2015-10-25 02:51:46] <Talonair> "FUCKING CHRIST RUN!"
  548. [2015-10-25 02:52:00] <Hankolijo> "RUNNING!"
  549. [2015-10-25 02:52:21] <PriorGM> A lowing figure appears behind the Screamer nd punches it hard in the back of the head. It goes sailing into a building.
  550. [2015-10-25 02:52:21] <Nanoro> Max swears rapidly as he tries to keep up with the rest.
  551. [2015-10-25 02:52:53] <PriorGM> "GET INTO THE CHURCH!" The Unification's voice has an odd echo.
  552. [2015-10-25 02:53:00] <Lily> George runs, holding Kailee's hand
  553. [2015-10-25 02:53:13] <Talonair> Kit's already running!
  554. [2015-10-25 02:53:24] <PriorGM> The unification jumps after its target.
  555. [2015-10-25 02:53:25] <Hankolijo> Running happens.
  556. [2015-10-25 02:53:28] <Nanoro> Max's getting there, alright! >:U
  557. [2015-10-25 02:54:06] <PriorGM> Nothing further stops you from getting to the steps to the church.
  558. [2015-10-25 02:54:27] <Talonair> "Inside now!""
  559. [2015-10-25 02:54:55] <Hankolijo> In she goes!
  560. [2015-10-25 02:55:13] <Lily> George goes in
  561. [2015-10-25 02:55:19] <PriorGM> The doors are still open. What fleshlings are still alive seem unable to get close to them.
  562. [2015-10-25 02:55:33] <Talonair> "What's the problem?"
  563. [2015-10-25 02:55:52] <PriorGM> (fleshlings are flesh monsters)
  564. [2015-10-25 02:56:13] <Talonair> (Redact#)
  565. [2015-10-25 02:56:21] <PriorGM> Inside are huddled perhaps three dozen refuges and the same number of soldiers, all around a big shining metal box.
  566. [2015-10-25 02:57:03] <Hankolijo> "...What's that?"
  567. [2015-10-25 02:57:15] <PriorGM> Issa box,.
  568. [2015-10-25 02:57:20] <Talonair> "Anyone injured?" She waves George over
  569. [2015-10-25 02:57:33] <PriorGM> Most people raise their hand.
  570. [2015-10-25 02:57:45] <Hankolijo> Kailee examines box. Because box.
  571. [2015-10-25 02:57:53] <Lily> George heads over to peoples
  572. [2015-10-25 02:58:06] <Lily> 4df+10 medicine yayy
  573. [2015-10-25 02:58:06] <Glacon> Lily: medicine yayy: 9 (4df+10=3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
  574. [2015-10-25 02:58:11] <Talonair> Kit leans against the wall and applies pressure to her injuries
  575. [2015-10-25 02:58:12] <Nanoro> Max follows inside, huffing.
  576. [2015-10-25 02:58:20] <PriorGM> Kailee, it's glowing softly and giving off a touch more background radiation than you'd like
  577. [2015-10-25 02:58:52] <PriorGM> But not enough to be worried unless you lived here or something.
  578. [2015-10-25 02:59:09] <Hankolijo> She looks around at the folks around the bawks. "What is this and how did it get here?"
  579. [2015-10-25 02:59:43] <PriorGM> "It's the reality box. Our fallback point." It's the sergeant from before. "Good to see the dickheads couldn't even hold them."
  580. [2015-10-25 02:59:59] <Nanoro> Max tries to level his breathing.
  581. [2015-10-25 03:00:06] <Talonair> "Good to see? This is bad for all of us."
  582. [2015-10-25 03:00:07] <Hankolijo> "Ooooh. Neato."
  583. [2015-10-25 03:00:18] <Lily> Does George help peoples?
  584. [2015-10-25 03:00:18] <PriorGM> George, you start healing people.A little girl asks you to heal her teddybear's ripped tummy. There's stuffing everywhere.
  585. [2015-10-25 03:01:02] <Lily> "Sure, I'll try." He gets out a needle and thread and stiches it up.
  586. [2015-10-25 03:01:07] <PriorGM> "I was being sarcastic, lady." he sighs and sits. "I just hope it's got one of them force-fields, or we'll all be in trouble."
  587. [2015-10-25 03:01:16] <Lily> He tries to put as much stuffing in as possible of course
  588. [2015-10-25 03:01:40] <Hankolijo> Kailee watches George with a 'd'awww' face/
  589. [2015-10-25 03:01:41] <Hankolijo> .*
  590. [2015-10-25 03:01:50] <Talonair> "So we just wait here as reality tears itself apart."
  591. [2015-10-25 03:02:14] <Lily> George is gonna make a great dad
  592. [2015-10-25 03:02:29] <Lily> 4df+10 After helping peoples, he goes to help Kit.
  593. [2015-10-25 03:02:29] <Glacon> Lily: After helping peoples, he goes to help Kit.: 9 (4df+10=0, 0, 4-, 0)
  594. [2015-10-25 03:02:39] <PriorGM> Anther sigh. "Command'll bomb this place before that happens. I mean, there must be something that normlly stops thse bastards. WHo did i before those useless fucks we were with today?"
  595. [2015-10-25 03:02:50] <PriorGM> Kit gets all her hp back.
  596. [2015-10-25 03:03:41] <Lily> "Kailee, how did we end up killing that last screamer, on the spaceship?"
  597. [2015-10-25 03:03:51] <Talonair> She nods her thanks to George and stands properly.
  598. [2015-10-25 03:03:59] <Nanoro> Max pants. "... Think that would be the, uh. Silent Hunt, right."
  599. [2015-10-25 03:04:11] <Talonair> "They're reality benders, right?"
  600. [2015-10-25 03:04:15] <Hankolijo> Kailee thinks. "Um... Preacher kind of... held us together, and we... Shot it."
  601. [2015-10-25 03:04:41] <PriorGM> "Well then, where's your preacher now?"
  602. [2015-10-25 03:04:58] <Lily> "He was out fighting the screamers."
  603. [2015-10-25 03:05:01] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks down.
  604. [2015-10-25 03:05:08] <PriorGM> And at this point someone points out the door, screaming.
  605. [2015-10-25 03:05:13] <Talonair> Kit looks over
  606. [2015-10-25 03:05:19] <Hankolijo> "There has to be something we can-"
  607. [2015-10-25 03:05:22] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks.
  608. [2015-10-25 03:05:23] <Lily> George quickly looks over
  609. [2015-10-25 03:06:52] <PriorGM> Cacodem is stood outside, the thee remaining red screamers arrayed around him. In one hand he holds the head of the unification, and in the other Preacher's. Both are still attached to their bodies, which are hanging off the ground.
  610. [2015-10-25 03:07:17] <PriorGM> Behind him splays what remains of the horde, which is a depressing amount.
  611. [2015-10-25 03:07:20] <Talonair> "... Cacodem, I presume?"
  612. [2015-10-25 03:07:22] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks horrified. "...No..."
  613. [2015-10-25 03:07:51] <Lily> Are the Unification and Preacher alive?
  614. [2015-10-25 03:07:52] <Hankolijo> She presses against George, shaking.
  615. [2015-10-25 03:07:56] <PriorGM> He throws Preacher to the ground, where he just collapse, groaning. And the other hand...
  616. [2015-10-25 03:08:12] <PriorGM> The Unification's skull pops like a watermelon.
  617. [2015-10-25 03:08:17] <Lily> George hugs Kailee.
  618. [2015-10-25 03:08:26] <Lily> ~Fuck...~
  619. [2015-10-25 03:08:33] <Hankolijo> She squeaks and turns away.
  620. [2015-10-25 03:08:39] <Talonair> Kit stares levelly at Cacodem
  621. [2015-10-25 03:09:25] <PriorGM> The body falls to the ground, and he punches a hand into its back. Staring back at the group, unwavering, the enforcer of Abbaddon pulls out the unification orbs with one hand, and grinds them into dust.
  622. [2015-10-25 03:09:37] <PriorGM> "DO YOU WITNESS THIS?"
  623. [2015-10-25 03:09:55] <Talonair> "... How can I not, you're doing it right in front of me."
  624. [2015-10-25 03:10:14] <Lily> George smirks at Kit, still holding onto Kailee.
  625. [2015-10-25 03:10:52] → SpookyBee joined (Mibbit@synIRC-F2C01FE9.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
  626. [2015-10-25 03:11:21] <PriorGM> "GOOD." He opens his hand, and lets the dust drift into the wind. "WHEN YOU REACH YOUR AFTERLIFE, TELL THE RACES THERE WHAT YOU SAW. SHOW THEM THE FUTILITY OF STANDING AGAINST ABBADDON."
  627. [2015-10-25 03:11:32] <PriorGM> Perception, anyone listening.
  628. [2015-10-25 03:11:36] <Talonair> 4df+3
  629. [2015-10-25 03:11:36] <Glacon> Talonair: 4 (4df+3=0, 3+, 0, 0)
  630. [2015-10-25 03:11:45] <Lily> 4df+4 (+4 if threat)
  631. [2015-10-25 03:11:45] <Glacon> Lily: (+4 if threat): 6 (4df+4=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
  632. [2015-10-25 03:11:50] <Hankolijo> 4df+3
  633. [2015-10-25 03:11:51] <Glacon> Hankolijo: 5 (4df+3=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  634. [2015-10-25 03:12:37] <PriorGM> The air is silent, except for the sobbing from the church... and the far distant droning of an aircraft engine, heard by all except maxwell.
  635. [2015-10-25 03:13:19] <Lily> "They're not fucking planning to bomb us too, are they?"
  636. [2015-10-25 03:13:27] <Hankolijo> "..."
  637. [2015-10-25 03:13:41] <Talonair> "... Why would you say that?"
  638. [2015-10-25 03:14:05] <PriorGM> Cacodem turns towards the plane. "WHAT IS THAT?"
  639. [2015-10-25 03:14:12] <Lily> "I can hear a plane."
  640. [2015-10-25 03:14:21] <Talonair> "GEORGE SHUT THE FUCK UP."
  641. [2015-10-25 03:14:40] <Lily> :|
  642. [2015-10-25 03:14:44] <PriorGM> Cacodem blinks.
  643. [2015-10-25 03:14:53] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks between the two, scared and confused.
  644. [2015-10-25 03:15:01] <Lily> ~It's not like it's hardly obvious or anything~
  645. [2015-10-25 03:15:24] <Nanoro> Max's been on the background. He is not sure of what to do or say.
  646. [2015-10-25 03:15:27] <PriorGM> Then two men are hovering in the air before him both wearing flight uniforms. They see the horde and just start /screaming/
  647. [2015-10-25 03:16:17] <PriorGM> Then... it's like they're contained in invisible spheres. That won't. Stop. Shrinking.
  648. [2015-10-25 03:16:46] <Lily> ~What the hell?~
  649. [2015-10-25 03:16:59] <PriorGM> The men pulp.
  650. [2015-10-25 03:17:01] <Talonair> "Oh god.." Kit watches on in horror
  651. [2015-10-25 03:17:09] <PriorGM> That's the best word for it.
  652. [2015-10-25 03:17:11] <Nanoro> Max realizes what is about to happen. He- yup. Closed his eyes just in time.
  653. [2015-10-25 03:17:13] <Hankolijo> Kailee doesn't look.
  654. [2015-10-25 03:17:26] <Nanoro> He winces at the probable noise.
  655. [2015-10-25 03:17:37] <Talonair> Kit can'
  656. [2015-10-25 03:17:42] <Talonair> *can't look away
  657. [2015-10-25 03:17:45] <PriorGM> Gristles and pops.
  658. [2015-10-25 03:17:54] <PriorGM> Just gristles and pops.
  659. [2015-10-25 03:18:22] <PriorGM> Cacodem points at the plane, and flicks his finger at the distant mountains.
  660. [2015-10-25 03:18:24] <Nanoro> Max feels a little sick inside, but refuses to show weakness in the face of a foe.
  661. [2015-10-25 03:18:25] <Lily> George watches, horrified and angry
  662. [2015-10-25 03:18:28] <PriorGM> The droning stops.
  663. [2015-10-25 03:19:23] <PriorGM> Then light, bright green and set to scorch your retinas into your head erupts from the whole mass of rock. You can see boulders the size of houses being blow through the air like confetti.
  664. [2015-10-25 03:19:55] <PriorGM> He turns back to you, pointing at the church. "THAT WAS... MEDIOCRE."
  665. [2015-10-25 03:19:56] <Lily> George closes his eyes at the light
  666. [2015-10-25 03:20:00] <Talonair> Kit winces and looks away, shielding her eyes
  667. [2015-10-25 03:20:08] <Hankolijo> Kailee covers her eyes.
  668. [2015-10-25 03:20:21] <PriorGM> And there's no box in the universe that can save you from what comes next.
  669. [2015-10-25 03:20:22] <Nanoro> Max opened his eyes, only to shut them again and looks away.
  670. [2015-10-25 03:20:33] <PriorGM> The church erupts into green light.
  671. [2015-10-25 03:20:43] <PriorGM> I'd ask you to roll pdef, but there's no point.
  672. [2015-10-25 03:20:49] <PriorGM> You're all dead.
  673. [2015-10-25 03:21:04] <Lily> Wat
  674. [2015-10-25 03:21:37] <PriorGM> There's nothing but blackness.
  675. [2015-10-25 03:21:47] <PriorGM> And infinite void of nothingness.
  676. [2015-10-25 03:21:54] <Talonair> ~... What?~
  677. [2015-10-25 03:22:03] <PriorGM> And glowing blue letters.
  678. [2015-10-25 03:22:07] <Nanoro> Max would think. If he was alive. Or lived.
  679. [2015-10-25 03:22:11] <Nanoro> *existed
  680. [2015-10-25 03:22:12] <PriorGM> >>SORAIRO BOOT
  681. [2015-10-25 03:22:20] <PriorGM> >>INTIALISING
  682. [2015-10-25 03:22:48] <PriorGM> >>USER IDENTIFIED: SIRONA FELMETH
  683. [2015-10-25 03:22:58] <PriorGM> >>SOULS CAPTURING
  684. [2015-10-25 03:23:05] <PriorGM> You all feel an extreme abject pain.
  685. [2015-10-25 03:23:14] <Talonair> She screams, if she can#
  686. [2015-10-25 03:23:22] <PriorGM> You can't
  687. [2015-10-25 03:23:26] <PriorGM> you're dead
  688. [2015-10-25 03:23:27] <Lily> George would swear but he can't
  689. [2015-10-25 03:23:29] <PriorGM> you don't exst
  690. [2015-10-25 03:23:39] <PriorGM> >>CAPTURED. INITIALISING.
  691. [2015-10-25 03:23:40] <Nanoro> Max would try to steel himself bu the can't.
  692. [2015-10-25 03:23:45] <Nanoro> *but
  693. [2015-10-25 03:23:47] <PriorGM> >>RUN TESTS.
  694. [2015-10-25 03:24:03] <PriorGM> >>UNIT FULLY OPERATIONAL.
  695. [2015-10-25 03:24:08] <Hankolijo> Kailee would nyeh but she can't.
  696. [2015-10-25 03:24:13] <PriorGM> >>BEGIN USER CHECKS
  697. [2015-10-25 03:24:37] <PriorGM> >>APPROXIMATELY 200 POTENTIAL USERS IDENTIFIED.
  698. [2015-10-25 03:24:47] <PriorGM> >>BEGIN SELECTION.
  699. [2015-10-25 03:24:57] <PriorGM> Gerge, Kailee, stay here.
  700. [2015-10-25 03:25:02] <PriorGM> Maxwell, go to #tooltime
  701. [2015-10-25 03:25:16] <PriorGM> kit, go to #Homeimprovement2
  702. [2015-10-25 03:26:20] <Hankolijo> Kailee's existence right now is questionable at best.
  703. [2015-10-25 03:27:00] <Lily> George exists. Or not. Who knows?
  704. [2015-10-25 03:29:15] <PriorGM> Kailee, you're stood in a blank room, the only features being a button and a window into george's identical room.
  705. [2015-10-25 03:29:23] <PriorGM> George, your situation is similar.
  706. [2015-10-25 03:29:47] <Lily> Does he have any memory of what happened?
  707. [2015-10-25 03:29:48] <PriorGM> <<Welcome to the Sorairo selection program!>>
  708. [2015-10-25 03:29:53] <PriorGM> Full memory
  709. [2015-10-25 03:29:54] <Hankolijo> Kailee blinks. "George?" Ar the windows sound-proof?
  710. [2015-10-25 03:30:22] <Lily> "Kailee? What the hell's going on?"
  711. [2015-10-25 03:30:23] <PriorGM> <<Unfortunately, we must whittle down the number of applicants, as we are currently overwhelmed!>>
  712. [2015-10-25 03:30:27] <PriorGM> they are not
  713. [2015-10-25 03:31:00] <Hankolijo> "I don't know..." She blinks. "Applicants?"
  714. [2015-10-25 03:31:02] <PriorGM> <<AS a result, pressing the button in your room will destroy the soul of the other participant>>
  715. [2015-10-25 03:31:21] <Lily> "...what?"
  716. [2015-10-25 03:31:23] <PriorGM> <<While the remaining participant will receive a new life and body!>>
  717. [2015-10-25 03:31:39] <Hankolijo> "..."
  718. [2015-10-25 03:31:47] <PriorGM> <<Have fun, and remember, sharing is caring.>>
  719. [2015-10-25 03:31:53] <Lily> "Nope, this isn't happening."
  720. [2015-10-25 03:32:08] <Lily> "You are /not/ fucking doing this to us."
  721. [2015-10-25 03:32:25] <Hankolijo> Kailee blinks. Tears form in her eyes. "...Press the button, George."
  722. [2015-10-25 03:32:57] <Lily> "I'm not doing that, Kailee. You're the one getting out of here."
  723. [2015-10-25 03:33:13] <Lily> George totally isn't crying no- okay yes he is
  724. [2015-10-25 03:34:17] <Hankolijo> She goes over to the window. "I'm not going on without you, George. I am not pressing that button.'
  725. [2015-10-25 03:34:19] <Hankolijo> "*
  726. [2015-10-25 03:35:43] <Lily> "Kailee, you deserve this so much more than me. I... I can't live without you there too."
  727. [2015-10-25 03:36:24] <Lily> "I love you so much, Kailee. I'm sorry."
  728. [2015-10-25 03:36:51] <Hankolijo> "...I can't live without you, either... I love you..." She's crying quite a bit now.
  729. [2015-10-25 03:38:00] <Lily> "Then... I'd rather be stuck in here untill I die, with you than live without you."
  730. [2015-10-25 03:39:08] <Hankolijo> "N-No, d-don't do that..."
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  732. [2015-10-25 03:39:56] <Lily> "I'm not pressing that button. Either you do, or... I guess I starve to death." George is properly crying
  733. [2015-10-25 03:40:36] <Hankolijo> "...G-George?"
  734. [2015-10-25 03:41:18] <Lily> "Y...yes?'
  735. [2015-10-25 03:41:24] <PriorGM> There is a whirring sound, and a plinth rises from an opening in the floor.
  736. [2015-10-25 03:41:33] <PriorGM> In bot rooms.
  737. [2015-10-25 03:41:45] <PriorGM> Both plinths contain only one thing.
  738. [2015-10-25 03:41:46] <Hankolijo> "...What if..." Blink. She looks at it.
  739. [2015-10-25 03:41:53] <PriorGM> A kitchen knife.
  740. [2015-10-25 03:42:23] <Lily> "What if... if what?"
  741. [2015-10-25 03:42:35] <Lily> George glances at the knife
  742. [2015-10-25 03:43:02] <Hankolijo> "What do we do with a knife..." She looks at George. "...What if we both press it?"
  743. [2015-10-25 03:43:24] * madness__ is now known as ghostbusterness_
  744. [2015-10-25 03:43:33] <Lily> "Would... would it work? What if it doesn't and it... it kills you?"
  745. [2015-10-25 03:43:43] <Lily> "I... I can't live with that."
  746. [2015-10-25 03:44:14] <PriorGM> <<This simulation has exceeded estimated run time. The Sorairo selection program would like to offer an alternative. Taking up this knife will result in the other applicant surviving.>>
  747. [2015-10-25 03:44:58] <Lily> George grabs for the knife quick then if it'll save Kailee!
  748. [2015-10-25 03:45:46] * ghostbusterness_ is now known as madness__
  749. [2015-10-25 03:45:50] <Hankolijo> She blinks and grabs the knife too.
  750. [2015-10-25 03:45:59] <PriorGM> Agility, both of you.
  751. [2015-10-25 03:46:06] <Lily> 4df+3 glac pls
  752. [2015-10-25 03:46:06] <Glacon> Lily: glac pls: 0 (4df+3=0, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  753. [2015-10-25 03:46:11] <Lily> (Fuck)
  754. [2015-10-25 03:46:20] <Hankolijo> 4df+3 welp
  755. [2015-10-25 03:46:21] <Glacon> Hankolijo: welp: 4 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, 3+)
  756. [2015-10-25 03:48:18] <PriorGM> Kailee gets the knife.
  757. [2015-10-25 03:48:32] <PriorGM> ...
  758. [2015-10-25 03:48:35] <Lily> "Fuck, no."
  759. [2015-10-25 03:48:51] <PriorGM> The word goes black.
  760. [2015-10-25 03:48:51] <PriorGM> Entirely black.
  761. [2015-10-25 03:48:51] <PriorGM> Except for the words in green.
  762. [2015-10-25 03:48:51] <PriorGM> >>PASS: MAXWELL STERLING
  763. [2015-10-25 03:49:01] <PriorGM> >>PASS: KAILEE BEAKE
  764. [2015-10-25 03:49:09] <PriorGM> >>PASS: GEORGE SPIERS
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  766. [2015-10-25 03:53:07] <PriorGM> >>PASS: GUINEVERE BOWMAN
  767. [2015-10-25 03:53:49] <PriorGM> >>MINIMUM CREW REQUIREMENTS MET
  768. [2015-10-25 03:53:57] <PriorGM> >>FREE THE GRAND SORAIRO
  769. [2015-10-25 03:54:17] <PriorGM> >>FREE ME FROM HELL
  770. [2015-10-25 03:54:27] <PriorGM> The black fades.
  771. [2015-10-25 03:54:56] <PriorGM> You are souls, free souls, basically points of consciousness and perspective and nothing more.
  772. [2015-10-25 03:55:24] <PriorGM> Perhaps where you sit, in this enormous blasted crater, was once a church in an Arizona town.
  773. [2015-10-25 03:55:28] <PriorGM> Perhaps not.
  774. [2015-10-25 03:55:50] <Talonair> "..."
  775. [2015-10-25 03:55:55] <Nanoro> "..."
  776. [2015-10-25 03:55:57] <PriorGM> There is no trace now, just scant moments after. No rubble or corpses or anything.
  777. [2015-10-25 03:56:14] <PriorGM> Just a crater to the distance.
  778. [2015-10-25 03:56:28] <PriorGM> And a green man and his red acolytes.
  779. [2015-10-25 03:56:38] <PriorGM> Then the ground starts to rupture.
  780. [2015-10-25 03:56:43] <Hankolijo> ~...this is kinda cool.~
  781. [2015-10-25 03:56:56] <Nanoro> ~... think I
  782. [2015-10-25 03:57:01] <Nanoro> *'ve lost some weight."
  783. [2015-10-25 03:57:02] <Lily> ~...wat.~
  784. [2015-10-25 03:57:08] <PriorGM> Cracks in the earth as great slabs of sky blue metal burst from the soil.
  785. [2015-10-25 03:57:19] <Hankolijo> ~...~
  786. [2015-10-25 03:57:21] <PriorGM> Thundering and clanking through the sky.
  787. [2015-10-25 03:57:33] <PriorGM> Spikes and panels and pistons and barrels.
  788. [2015-10-25 03:57:46] <Hankolijo> ~...Is that...~
  789. [2015-10-25 03:57:58] <PriorGM> And then your perspectives are dragged with he spinning metal, higher and faster.
  790. [2015-10-25 03:58:01] <Lily> ~No way.~
  791. [2015-10-25 03:58:13] <Nanoro> ~... Are we goin' into-~
  792. [2015-10-25 03:58:22] <Talonair> Kit's barely responsive. If she had a body, she'd be in the fetal position crying
  793. [2015-10-25 03:58:38] <PriorGM> Until you're in a cockpit, many metres across and easily a hundred of them off the ground.
  794. [2015-10-25 03:58:58] <Nanoro> ~... still wanted me gruel.~
  795. [2015-10-25 03:59:07] * madness__ is now known as Secretary_of_Madness
  796. [2015-10-25 03:59:14] <PriorGM> You feel... feeling returning to you. Organs and limbs rebuilding from nothing.
  797. [2015-10-25 03:59:19] <Nanoro> Max would feel hungry, were he not a bodiless spirit.
  798. [2015-10-25 03:59:21] <Hankolijo> ~OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD~
  799. [2015-10-25 03:59:29] <Nanoro> Nevermind. He feels hungry.
  800. [2015-10-25 03:59:39] <PriorGM> And then, finally, sky-blue jumpsuits form over your bodies.
  801. [2015-10-25 03:59:59] <PriorGM> <<EVEN THOUGH HEAVEN AND EARTH MAY STAND IN MY WAY.>>
  802. [2015-10-25 03:00:10] <Lily> George is still slightly shaky but is now pretty excited
  803. [2015-10-25 03:00:13] * Secretary_of_Madness is now known as madness__
  804. [2015-10-25 03:00:25] <PriorGM> <<EVEN IF THE VERY DARKNESS ITSELF BARS MY PATH.>>
  805. [2015-10-25 03:00:34] <Hankolijo> Kailee almost immediately grasps the controls, a look of determination, excitement, and 'holy fuck my giant robot mech thing is real' on her face.
  806. [2015-10-25 03:00:41] <Talonair> Kit collapses to the floor crying
  807. [2015-10-25 03:00:48] <PriorGM> <<THE SHINING POWER OF THE COSMOS WILL BURN ITS WAY THROUGH.>>
  808. [2015-10-25 03:00:57] <Nanoro> Max takes a second to take it all in.
  809. [2015-10-25 03:01:12] <Nanoro> He looks down at Kit being collapsed.
  810. [2015-10-25 03:01:36] <PriorGM> <<I AM SORAIRO THE SKY TITAN! CRAFTED BY GENOME! CATEGORY ONE HUMAN WONDER!>>
  811. [2015-10-25 03:01:38] <Nanoro> He heads over, to try and help her up. "C'mon, lass. We got work to do."
  812. [2015-10-25 03:01:48] <PriorGM> <<JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM???>>
  813. [2015-10-25 03:02:00] <PriorGM> The booming voice ends.
  814. [2015-10-25 03:02:07] <Lily> George sees max is helping kit and so sits down and tries to work out how to drive the damn thing
  815. [2015-10-25 03:02:24] <Talonair> She sniffs as she's helped up, looking down
  816. [2015-10-25 03:02:52] <PriorGM> Finally, a burst of ligh shines through each of you.
  817. [2015-10-25 03:03:06] <Hankolijo> Kailee's eyes sparkle in joy. This marvel of technology laid in front of her. No, this marvel of /her/ technology. Holy hell!
  818. [2015-10-25 03:03:13] <Nanoro> "C'mon. I dunno what ye went through there- or what those two did- but we passed. We're chosen or summat. Let's not let it go to waste, eh?"
  819. [2015-10-25 03:03:20] <PriorGM> When it fades, your bodies are as they were when you died. With scars and mucles and environmental shit.
  820. [2015-10-25 03:03:32] <PriorGM> Oh, and anything you want to have when you died, you have.
  821. [2015-10-25 03:03:59] <PriorGM> Kailee,laid out on the conrol lecturn is a deep blue cape.
  822. [2015-10-25 03:04:03] <Talonair> She nods shakily, looking around the cockpit
  823. [2015-10-25 03:04:41] <Nanoro> Max is glad to feel the girth of his sword and gun upon him. He grins.
  824. [2015-10-25 03:04:53] <Hankolijo> Kailee has her George card and engagement ring. Everything else is irrelevant. She blinks, and picks the cape up. She examines it momentarily, before putting it on. "ALRIGHT, HUNTSMEN! LET'S KICK SOME SCREAMER ASS!"
  825. [2015-10-25 03:05:13] <Nanoro> "Lass!" He shouts to Kailee. "This is yer thing, rite? Where's the punching mechanics?"
  826. [2015-10-25 03:05:33] <PriorGM> There's a shimmer in the air and Preacher collapses onto a chair at the back of the room. "Holy hellfire. it's still operational..."
  827. [2015-10-25 03:05:35] <Lily> George can't help but laugh as he takes everything in.
  828. [2015-10-25 03:06:31] <Hankolijo> Kailee tests the controls before her to make sure it all works, before turning to the others, cape flapping with her movements.
  829. [2015-10-25 03:06:53] <PriorGM> Kailee, as you touch the controls... you don't know how you know, but you know.
  830. [2015-10-25 03:06:59] <Talonair> Kit looks around for an engineer's station
  831. [2015-10-25 03:07:03] <PriorGM> Over /there/ is the gunner seat.
  832. [2015-10-25 03:07:12] <PriorGM> Over /there/ is the bladesman's seat.
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  834. [2015-10-25 03:07:37] <PriorGM> and over /there/ is the seat for diagnostics and repair... which seem a lot more biological than human.
  835. [2015-10-25 03:07:46] <Lily> "Kailee, looks like you're in charge... where do we all go?"
  836. [2015-10-25 03:08:11] <Nanoro> Max nods. "It's yer bot, innit."
  837. [2015-10-25 03:08:17] <PriorGM> As pilot, your job seems to be mainly shotcalling and energy allocation... from the onboard nuclear reactor.
  838. [2015-10-25 03:08:27] <Hankolijo> "KIT! YOU TAKE THE SEAT THERE, BLADESMAN! GEORGE, DIAGNOSTICS AND REPARI! MAXWELL, GUNNER!"
  839. [2015-10-25 03:08:41] <Lily> He nods and goes to sit down
  840. [2015-10-25 03:08:42] <Nanoro> Max grins, heading to the gunner's seat.
  841. [2015-10-25 03:08:50] <Talonair> Kit nods silently, taking the bladesman's seat
  842. [2015-10-25 03:08:50] <Hankolijo> Words can not describe how enthusiastic she is right now.
  843. [2015-10-25 03:08:54] <PriorGM> Here's how this works.
  844. [2015-10-25 03:09:01] <PriorGM> Anyone can man any station
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  847. [2015-10-25 03:09:26] <PriorGM> ranged is done from the gunner station, melee from bladesman, medical from diagnostic
  848. [2015-10-25 03:09:45] <PriorGM> any time you roll, kailee rolls engineering too.
  849. [2015-10-25 03:10:28] <PriorGM> pdef is done by the first person to roll, but the value is set at 8 permanently.
  850. [2015-10-25 03:10:39] <PriorGM> Agility comes under bladesman
  851. [2015-10-25 03:11:03] <PriorGM> Kailee always rolls engineering along with every roll.
  852. [2015-10-25 03:12:11] <Hankolijo> Kailee is almost ready to roll out,l but first, she checks around the control panel for one more thing.
  853. [2015-10-25 03:12:17] <PriorGM> Kailee, Preacher takes up position beside you. "I can't pilot this thing, but I think I know how it works. Sort of. Oh, and Cacodem will fight you on your terms, which brings me to my good news and bad news."
  854. [2015-10-25 03:12:53] <PriorGM> "The god new is he always manifests entirely, so killing him will... kill him. The bad news is, he has never lost a fight. Ever."
  855. [2015-10-25 03:13:21] <Hankolijo> "Nyeh. First time for everything, right?" She grins.
  856. [2015-10-25 03:13:26] <PriorGM> "Oh, and the sunglasses are under the desk. In both Wing and star formations, I believe."
  857. [2015-10-25 03:14:06] <Hankolijo> "Sweet!" She checks, and picks out the star ones. Because she can.
  858. [2015-10-25 03:15:02] <Nanoro> Max familiarizes with the controls for a bit.
  859. [2015-10-25 03:15:14] <Nanoro> "... Oi, won't the bad guy have done somethin' by now..?"
  860. [2015-10-25 03:15:21] <Lily> George also makes sure he understands how it works
  861. [2015-10-25 03:15:27] <Hankolijo> "Alright. Let's go get this prick!" Does Kailee have movement control?
  862. [2015-10-25 03:15:32] <Talonair> Kit focusses on her controls
  863. [2015-10-25 03:16:05] <PriorGM> "Not until you're ready..." A bolt of green fire shoots down from the sky. "There he is, in fact."
  864. [2015-10-25 03:16:17] <PriorGM> Kailee does, but kit has some override since sh's the fighter.
  865. [2015-10-25 03:16:57] <PriorGM> A colossus, easily your own height if not greater, strides from the fire. Flame pools around his feet, and his eyes glow red like dying stars.
  866. [2015-10-25 03:17:21] <Hankolijo> Kailee sets the sunglasses on her face. "Let's do this."
  867. [2015-10-25 03:17:37] <PriorGM> "Oh, and he can't just blow you up. This thing was designed to fight the greatest screamers, it's immune to being straight-up bullshitted."
  868. [2015-10-25 03:17:43] <Nanoro> Max has a wide grin on his face. "Tear the bastard apart."
  869. [2015-10-25 03:17:47] <Talonair> Kit wipes tears from her eyes, gaze set on the enemy. "Butcher them...."
  870. [2015-10-25 03:17:57] <Lily> ~This is ridiculous.~
  871. [2015-10-25 03:18:19] <Lily> "Let's win this."
  872. [2015-10-25 03:18:27] <PriorGM> He raises a hand, emerald flame coiling around it, before thrusting it at you.
  873. [2015-10-25 03:18:44] <PriorGM> Pdef to tank, agi to dodge!
  874. [2015-10-25 03:18:53] <PriorGM> (pdef is always 8, remember?
  875. [2015-10-25 03:18:54] <Hankolijo> "KIT, DODGE!"
  876. [2015-10-25 03:18:59] <Talonair> 4df+4 DODGING
  877. [2015-10-25 03:19:00] <Glacon> Talonair: DODGING: 5 (4df+4=3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
  878. [2015-10-25 03:19:12] <Nanoro> 4df+8 I AM THE SHIELD OF HUMANITY
  879. [2015-10-25 03:19:13] <Glacon> Nanoro: I AM THE SHIELD OF HUMANITY: 8 (4df+8=3+, 0, 0, 4-)
  880. [2015-10-25 03:19:14] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 ENGINEERING
  881. [2015-10-25 03:19:14] <Glacon> Hankolijo: ENGINEERING: 6 (4df+7=3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
  882. [2015-10-25 03:19:41] <PriorGM> 4df+36 FLAME!
  883. [2015-10-25 03:19:42] <Glacon> PriorGM: FLAME!: 37 (4df+36=3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
  884. [2015-10-25 03:20:08] <PriorGM> It hits! But the scorching flame just washes off your chestplate.
  885. [2015-10-25 03:20:43] <PriorGM> Your turn! He's still walking across the intervening space.
  886. [2015-10-25 03:20:51] <Lily> Gyoorg makes sure the robot isn't damaged
  887. [2015-10-25 03:20:51] <Hankolijo> "SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT!" Kailee exclaims. ~I have always wanted to say that, EEEEE~
  888. [2015-10-25 03:21:10] <Talonair> Kit charges!
  889. [2015-10-25 03:21:19] <Nanoro> "C'mon honey, gimme a good shot!" Max locks onto target!
  890. [2015-10-25 03:21:23] <PriorGM> George, it's fine
  891. [2015-10-25 03:21:34] <PriorGM> you can, of course, charge and fire.
  892. [2015-10-25 03:21:42] <Talonair> She's distraught, and angry. Things are going to fucking die
  893. [2015-10-25 03:21:46] <Nanoro> 4df+5 And that he does.
  894. [2015-10-25 03:21:47] <Glacon> Nanoro: And that he does.: 7 (4df+5=3+, 0, 3+, 0)
  895. [2015-10-25 03:21:53] <Nanoro> *PEWWW'
  896. [2015-10-25 03:22:26] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 KAILEE DOES HER THING
  897. [2015-10-25 03:22:26] <PriorGM> (Kailee, eng!)
  898. [2015-10-25 03:22:26] <Glacon> Hankolijo: KAILEE DOES HER THING: 8 (4df+7=3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  899. [2015-10-25 03:22:57] <PriorGM> 4df+49 Grah!
  900. [2015-10-25 03:22:57] <Glacon> PriorGM: Grah!: 49 (4df+49=4-, 0, 3+, 0)
  901. [2015-10-25 03:23:09] <Talonair> (Does Kit's swordplay spec apply?)
  902. [2015-10-25 03:23:26] <PriorGM> The cannon fires! The shot tears into Cacodem's shoulder!
  903. [2015-10-25 03:23:34] <PriorGM> You're holding a sword, aren't you?
  904. [2015-10-25 03:23:47] <Talonair> 4df+7 Kit's taking some limbs today
  905. [2015-10-25 03:23:48] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit's taking some limbs today: 7 (4df+7=4-, 0, 0, 3+)
  906. [2015-10-25 03:23:59] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 Reroll, I assume
  907. [2015-10-25 03:23:59] <Glacon> Hankolijo: Reroll, I assume: 8 (4df+7=0, 0, 0, 3+)
  908. [2015-10-25 03:24:13] <PriorGM> 4df+49
  909. [2015-10-25 03:24:13] <Glacon> PriorGM: 49 (4df+49=0, 0, 4-, 3+)
  910. [2015-10-25 03:24:23] <Lily> George waits patiently
  911. [2015-10-25 03:24:33] <PriorGM> The sword cuts into his arm, and he roars.
  912. [2015-10-25 03:24:55] <Hankolijo> "Never lost a fight, huh?"
  913. [2015-10-25 03:25:03] <PriorGM> 4df+70 "I WILL ERASE EVERY TRACE OF YOU FROM HISTORY!"
  914. [2015-10-25 03:25:03] <Glacon> PriorGM: "I WILL ERASE EVERY TRACE OF YOU FROM HISTORY!": 70 (4df+70=4-, 0, 3+, 0)
  915. [2015-10-25 03:25:28] <Talonair> (This a melee attack?)
  916. [2015-10-25 03:25:33] <PriorGM> He punches at your chestplate, fist wreathed in incandescent flame.
  917. [2015-10-25 03:25:37] <PriorGM> So yes
  918. [2015-10-25 03:25:46] <Talonair> 4df+6 (Tagging SP) Agility!
  919. [2015-10-25 03:25:47] <Glacon> Talonair: (Tagging SP) Agility!: 6 (4df+6=3+, 0, 0, 4-)
  920. [2015-10-25 03:25:57] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 NYEH
  921. [2015-10-25 03:25:58] <Glacon> Hankolijo: NYEH: 5 (4df+7=3+, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  922. [2015-10-25 03:26:08] <PriorGM> you're hit!
  923. [2015-10-25 03:26:10] <PriorGM> Pdef!
  924. [2015-10-25 03:26:17] <Talonair> 4df+8 PDEF
  925. [2015-10-25 03:26:17] <Glacon> Talonair: PDEF: 7 (4df+8=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  926. [2015-10-25 03:26:24] <Nanoro> 4df+8 I AM THE WALL THAT SEPARATES- aw
  927. [2015-10-25 03:26:24] <Glacon> Nanoro: I AM THE WALL THAT SEPARATES- aw: 9 (4df+8=3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  928. [2015-10-25 03:26:32] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 Roll for this, too, right?
  929. [2015-10-25 03:26:33] <Glacon> Hankolijo: Roll for this, too, right?: 8 (4df+7=0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  930. [2015-10-25 03:26:34] <Nanoro> (redact my roll. . A .)
  931. [2015-10-25 03:27:47] <PriorGM> The fist crunches through the plate metal, sending warning lights flashing all over george's console!
  932. [2015-10-25 03:28:02] <Lily> 4df+10 o noes
  933. [2015-10-25 03:28:02] <Glacon> Lily: o noes: 8 (4df+10=0, 0, 4-, 4-)
  934. [2015-10-25 03:28:04] <PriorGM> (Don't worry about redactions, the first roll counts)
  935. [2015-10-25 03:28:26] <Talonair> Kit keeps the mecha standing, readying another attack
  936. [2015-10-25 03:28:35] <Hankolijo> "Mind patching us up, honey?"
  937. [2015-10-25 03:28:44] <Nanoro> Max tries his best to stabilize the mech.
  938. [2015-10-25 03:28:55] <Lily> Kailee needs to roll too
  939. [2015-10-25 03:29:11] <Lily> "I'm on it."
  940. [2015-10-25 03:29:12] <PriorGM> Kailee needs to roll every time
  941. [2015-10-25 03:29:13] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 lag, sorry
  942. [2015-10-25 03:29:14] <Glacon> Hankolijo: lag, sorry: 5 (4df+7=4-, 0, 0, 4-)
  943. [2015-10-25 03:29:49] <Talonair> 4df+7 Feignt right, then sweep up left
  944. [2015-10-25 03:29:50] <Glacon> Talonair: Feignt right, then sweep up left: 5 (4df+7=4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  945. [2015-10-25 03:29:59] <PriorGM> At george's expert command the Sorairo starts to repair itself! But it's still not at its best, keep at it!
  946. [2015-10-25 03:30:14] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 Kailee does her thing for Kit!
  947. [2015-10-25 03:30:16] <Glacon> Hankolijo: Kailee does her thing for Kit!: 8 (4df+7=3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  948. [2015-10-25 03:30:42] <PriorGM> 4df+49 YOUR PUNY BLADE CANNOT HARM ME!
  949. [2015-10-25 03:30:42] <Glacon> PriorGM: YOUR PUNY BLADE CANNOT HARM ME!: 45 (4df+49=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  950. [2015-10-25 03:30:51] <Lily> 4df+10 George is a super doctor
  951. [2015-10-25 03:30:51] <Glacon> Lily: George is a super doctor: 13 (4df+10=0, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  952. [2015-10-25 03:31:13] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 Robot doctor
  953. [2015-10-25 03:31:14] <Glacon> Hankolijo: Robot doctor: 8 (4df+7=3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
  954. [2015-10-25 03:31:45] <PriorGM> Cacodem screams as the blade cuts deep into his left flank, ethereal flesh sundering and spiting green flame.
  955. [2015-10-25 03:32:23] <Nanoro> 4df+5 Oh yeah, well how about a sturdy cannon shot to the groin?
  956. [2015-10-25 03:32:23] <Glacon> Nanoro: Oh yeah, well how about a sturdy cannon shot to the groin?: 7 (4df+5=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
  957. [2015-10-25 03:32:31] <Talonair> Kit grins past the tears. "Bleed..."
  958. [2015-10-25 03:32:36] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 ow
  959. [2015-10-25 03:32:37] <Glacon> Hankolijo: ow: 7 (4df+7=0, 0, 4-, 3+)
  960. [2015-10-25 03:32:38] <PriorGM> george the breastplate fully reforms under your command.
  961. [2015-10-25 03:32:41] <Nanoro> Wait no, -1
  962. [2015-10-25 03:32:50] <Nanoro> Forgot that it is a +5 with Betsy
  963. [2015-10-25 03:33:15] <PriorGM> (you... know you're firing a massive explosive cannon, right?)
  964. [2015-10-25 03:33:37] <Nanoro> .... Did you say... explosive
  965. [2015-10-25 03:33:56] <Hankolijo> "George, are the repairs all done?"
  966. [2015-10-25 03:34:04] <PriorGM> well you're hardly going to be firing .5000 calibre solid shot
  967. [2015-10-25 03:34:10] <Nanoro> ... TAGGING EXPLOSIVE EXPERTISE. +6 TO THE ROLL.
  968. [2015-10-25 03:34:11] <Lily> "They are!"
  969. [2015-10-25 03:34:28] <PriorGM> 4df+49 "NO!"
  970. [2015-10-25 03:34:28] <Glacon> PriorGM: "NO!": 49 (4df+49=0, 4-, 3+, 0)
  971. [2015-10-25 03:34:54] <Hankolijo> "I wonder what those repair drones would do to flesh." She grins, watching the bastard suffer.
  972. [2015-10-25 03:35:25] <PriorGM> The shot blows out his groin and entire pelvic area. Great gobbets of flaming flesh are thrown to the winds. He screams fit to shake the world.
  973. [2015-10-25 03:35:40] <Lily> "I can try it, give me a few secs."
  974. [2015-10-25 03:35:43] <Lily> Medical?
  975. [2015-10-25 03:35:49] <PriorGM> His left side is opened, and his lower half is shattered...
  976. [2015-10-25 03:35:54] <PriorGM> Sure.
  977. [2015-10-25 03:35:56] <Talonair> "Nice shot!"
  978. [2015-10-25 03:36:07] <Nanoro> Max laughs in triumph and schadenfreude.
  979. [2015-10-25 03:36:28] <Lily> 4df+10 yay
  980. [2015-10-25 03:36:28] <Glacon> Lily: yay: 11 (4df+10=3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  981. [2015-10-25 03:36:34] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 GET EATEN BY TINY ROBOTS
  982. [2015-10-25 03:36:36] <Glacon> Hankolijo: GET EATEN BY TINY ROBOTS: 6 (4df+7=3+, 4-, 0, 4-)
  983. [2015-10-25 03:36:56] <Lily> "Let's hope this works..."
  984. [2015-10-25 03:37:06] <PriorGM> Repair bots swam from the Sorairo's hull, tearing and slicing at what remains of cacodem.
  985. [2015-10-25 03:37:10] <PriorGM> 4df+49
  986. [2015-10-25 03:37:11] <Glacon> PriorGM: 50 (4df+49=3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  987. [2015-10-25 03:37:20] <Hankolijo> "Oh, it will." ~It did in the book.~ :D
  988. [2015-10-25 03:37:38] <PriorGM> And his skin vanishes under the onslaught of a hundred tiny machines.
  989. [2015-10-25 03:37:44] <Nanoro> "What, is there somethin' left of ye?" Max taunts. "How 'bout we fix that, eh!"
  990. [2015-10-25 03:37:52] <Nanoro> "Kit, yer up!"
  991. [2015-10-25 03:37:57] <PriorGM> If he could move... or even just use his left arm, he'd be fine.
  992. [2015-10-25 03:38:01] <PriorGM> But as it is...
  993. [2015-10-25 03:38:16] <PriorGM> when the nanites clear, all that remains is a green stain.
  994. [2015-10-25 03:38:16] <Talonair> 4df+7 Kit tries to grab him and ram the sword down his throat
  995. [2015-10-25 03:38:16] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit tries to grab him and ram the sword down his throat: 7 (4df+7=0, 4-, 3+, 0)
  996. [2015-10-25 03:38:35] <PriorGM> 4df+49 add injury to injury
  997. [2015-10-25 03:38:36] <Glacon> PriorGM: add injury to injury: 48 (4df+49=3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
  998. [2015-10-25 03:38:47] <PriorGM> Kailee, make sure he doesn't get up.
  999. [2015-10-25 03:38:50] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 Along with the usual, Kailee tries to get as much power to the thrust as possible.
  1000. [2015-10-25 03:38:50] <Glacon> Hankolijo: Along with the usual, Kailee tries to get as much power to the thrust as possible.: 8 (4df+7=3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
  1001. [2015-10-25 03:38:58] <PriorGM> yeah
  1002. [2015-10-25 03:39:00] <PriorGM> he dead
  1003. [2015-10-25 03:39:17] <Nanoro> The blade probably glows from all this power.
  1004. [2015-10-25 03:39:28] <PriorGM> Te entire robot glows m80.
  1005. [2015-10-25 03:39:39] <Lily> George is amazed
  1006. [2015-10-25 03:40:00] <PriorGM> Preacher isn't moving.
  1007. [2015-10-25 03:40:02] <Hankolijo> As Kailee diverts the power to the strike, a single thing can eb heard from her.
  1008. [2015-10-25 03:40:06] <Nanoro> Max is laughing loudly, shaking a fist in the air triumphantly.
  1009. [2015-10-25 03:40:10] <Hankolijo> "NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH~"
  1010. [2015-10-25 03:40:20] <PriorGM> He's just frozen.
  1011. [2015-10-25 03:40:31] <PriorGM> And whispering something.
  1012. [2015-10-25 03:40:43] <Talonair> Kit releases her controls, leaning back in her chair
  1013. [2015-10-25 03:40:54] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks to Preacher, beaming. "You sure he's never lost?"
  1014. [2015-10-25 03:41:11] <Nanoro> "... O-oi." Max points at their foe.
  1015. [2015-10-25 03:41:15] <Lily> "Preacher? Are you alright?" George frowns.
  1016. [2015-10-25 03:41:28] <PriorGM> The Screamer speaks carefully,as if picking his words from far away. "I'm quite sure. And I still am."
  1017. [2015-10-25 03:41:47] <Hankolijo> "Whaaaat do you mean?"
  1018. [2015-10-25 03:41:48] <Talonair> She frowns. "What?"
  1019. [2015-10-25 03:42:01] <Nanoro> Max turns to the Preacher.
  1020. [2015-10-25 03:42:05] <Nanoro> "... No."
  1021. [2015-10-25 03:43:09] <PriorGM> "When I joined..." Gulp. "When I joined the seven sons of Abbaddon, many years ago you understand I took an oath. One I have since broken. In exchange for my undying service, I would receive a portion of Abbaddon's power."
  1022. [2015-10-25 03:43:46] <PriorGM> "Cacodem took the same oath. The portion should remain."
  1023. [2015-10-25 03:43:53] <Hankolijo> She blinks. "...Huh?"
  1024. [2015-10-25 03:44:00] <Talonair> "..."
  1025. [2015-10-25 03:44:02] <Lily> "What?"
  1026. [2015-10-25 03:44:09] <Nanoro> Max stares at the Preacher.
  1027. [2015-10-25 03:44:09] <PriorGM> George, there are alerts flashing on all over your screen.
  1028. [2015-10-25 03:44:23] <Lily> He turns and looks at them
  1029. [2015-10-25 03:44:31] <PriorGM> "That wasn't even his final form..."
  1030. [2015-10-25 03:44:36] <Hankolijo> "...George, what's going on?
  1031. [2015-10-25 03:44:44] <PriorGM> George, something is grabbing at your leg.
  1032. [2015-10-25 03:44:48] <PriorGM> PDEF!
  1033. [2015-10-25 03:44:55] <Lily> 4df+4 well shit
  1034. [2015-10-25 03:44:56] <Glacon> Lily: well shit: 5 (4df+4=3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
  1035. [2015-10-25 03:45:02] <PriorGM> (which is to say, sorairo's leg, my mistake)
  1036. [2015-10-25 03:45:13] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 NYEH
  1037. [2015-10-25 03:45:14] <Glacon> Hankolijo: NYEH: 6 (4df+7=4-, 4-, 3+, 0)
  1038. [2015-10-25 03:45:25] <Talonair> 4df+8 PDEF
  1039. [2015-10-25 03:45:26] <Glacon> Talonair: PDEF: 9 (4df+8=4-, 3+, 0, 3+)
  1040. [2015-10-25 03:46:04] <PriorGM> 4df+120 Throw!
  1041. [2015-10-25 03:46:04] <Glacon> PriorGM: Throw!: 120 (4df+120=4-, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  1042. [2015-10-25 03:46:28] <PriorGM> The sorairo is tossed across the crater, slamming hard into the ground.
  1043. [2015-10-25 03:46:48] <PriorGM> Emerging from a pillar of black fire... is this. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/True_Ogre.png
  1044. [2015-10-25 03:46:57] <Lily> George swears, checking the damage if both the robot and the george
  1045. [2015-10-25 03:47:03] <Hankolijo> "SON OF A BITCH!"
  1046. [2015-10-25 03:47:05] <Nanoro> Max is slammed against his console.
  1047. [2015-10-25 03:47:21] <Nanoro> I would tell you what he says, but it is... Unprintable. :l
  1048. [2015-10-25 03:47:22] <PriorGM> Actually, yes, pdef all occupants
  1049. [2015-10-25 03:47:27] <Talonair> Kit takes the controls again and gets the robot to stand
  1050. [2015-10-25 03:47:28] <Talonair> 4df+4
  1051. [2015-10-25 03:47:28] <Glacon> Talonair: 4 (4df+4=0, 4-, 0, 3+)
  1052. [2015-10-25 03:47:38] <Nanoro> 4df+6 do not fail me now, Pdef upgrade
  1053. [2015-10-25 03:47:38] <Glacon> Nanoro: do not fail me now, Pdef upgrade: 6 (4df+6=3+, 4-, 0, 0)
  1054. [2015-10-25 03:47:39] <Hankolijo> 4df+3 I blame Nano for that idea
  1055. [2015-10-25 03:47:39] <Glacon> Hankolijo: I blame Nano for that idea: 5 (4df+3=3+, 4-, 3+, 3+)
  1056. [2015-10-25 03:47:51] <Lily> 4df+4 pls
  1057. [2015-10-25 03:47:51] <Glacon> Lily: pls: 3 (4df+4=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  1058. [2015-10-25 03:48:06] <PriorGM> 4df+5 I'm not making you test against the 120, obviously
  1059. [2015-10-25 03:48:06] <Glacon> PriorGM: I'm not making you test against the 120, obviously: 5 (4df+5=4-, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  1060. [2015-10-25 03:48:33] <PriorGM> George 1 phealth as you slam against your console. Kit also .5.
  1061. [2015-10-25 03:48:45] <Talonair> "Mother fucker..."
  1062. [2015-10-25 03:48:47] <Lily> "Ow, fuck!"
  1063. [2015-10-25 03:48:56] <Nanoro> "Get us up!"
  1064. [2015-10-25 03:48:57] <PriorGM> Everyone else is fine. "Internal g-dampeners. I think. Maybe."
  1065. [2015-10-25 03:49:02] <Hankolijo> "Is everyone okay?" Kailee regains balance and tries to do the same for Sorairo.
  1066. [2015-10-25 03:49:11] <Talonair> "I am!" She makes the robot stand
  1067. [2015-10-25 03:49:21] <PriorGM> Sorairo is damaged, but operational.
  1068. [2015-10-25 03:49:38] <Lily> 4df+10 George tries to fix the robot
  1069. [2015-10-25 03:49:38] <Glacon> Lily: George tries to fix the robot: 9 (4df+10=4-, 0, 3+, 4-)
  1070. [2015-10-25 03:50:40] <Talonair> 4df+7 Kit charges again. "COME ON THEN FUCKER"
  1071. [2015-10-25 03:50:40] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit charges again. "COME ON THEN FUCKER": 6 (4df+7=0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  1072. [2015-10-25 03:50:52] <Lily> Kailee pls
  1073. [2015-10-25 03:50:54] <PriorGM> Kailee I need 2 eng rolls
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  1075. [2015-10-25 03:51:07] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 ONE
  1076. [2015-10-25 03:51:08] <Glacon> Hankolijo: ONE: 5 (4df+7=4-, 0, 4-, 0)
  1077. [2015-10-25 03:51:16] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 AND TWO
  1078. [2015-10-25 03:51:17] <Glacon> Hankolijo: AND TWO: 10 (4df+7=3+, 0, 3+, 3+)
  1079. [2015-10-25 03:51:37] <PriorGM> George, section are repaired but it's a bit touch-and-go.
  1080. [2015-10-25 03:52:04] <PriorGM> 4df+60
  1081. [2015-10-25 03:52:04] <Glacon> PriorGM: 59 (4df+60=0, 0, 0, 4-)
  1082. [2015-10-25 03:52:06] <Lily> He keeps trying to fix it as best he can
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  1084. [2015-10-25 03:52:26] <Hankolijo> "MAXWELL, CANNONS!"
  1085. [2015-10-25 03:52:29] <PriorGM> The sword scrapes across his chest, but doesn't do much damage.
  1086. [2015-10-25 03:53:01] <Nanoro> 4df+10 (tagging spec) WE ARE THE LANCE IN THE DARKNESS
  1087. [2015-10-25 03:53:02] <Glacon> Nanoro: (tagging spec) WE ARE THE LANCE IN THE DARKNESS: 9 (4df+10=4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
  1088. [2015-10-25 03:53:09] <Nanoro> He aims for the chest!
  1089. [2015-10-25 03:53:18] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 NYEH!
  1090. [2015-10-25 03:53:18] <Glacon> Hankolijo: NYEH!: 9 (4df+7=3+, 0, 3+, 0)
  1091. [2015-10-25 03:53:34] <Lily> 4df+10 George is into medical if allowed
  1092. [2015-10-25 03:53:34] <Glacon> Lily: George is into medical if allowed: 10 (4df+10=3+, 0, 4-, 0)
  1093. [2015-10-25 03:53:44] <PriorGM> 4df+60 FUCK!
  1094. [2015-10-25 03:53:45] <Glacon> PriorGM: FUCK!: 58 (4df+60=4-, 4-, 0, 0)
  1095. [2015-10-25 03:53:55] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 For George~
  1096. [2015-10-25 03:53:56] <Glacon> Hankolijo: For George~: 7 (4df+7=4-, 0, 3+, 0)
  1097. [2015-10-25 03:54:05] <PriorGM> the cannon punches hard into his chest, leaving a smouldering crater of flesh.
  1098. [2015-10-25 03:54:22] <PriorGM> 4df+120 The snake-arm lashes at you! Agility!
  1099. [2015-10-25 03:54:22] <Glacon> PriorGM: The snake-arm lashes at you! Agility!: 118 (4df+120=0, 0, 4-, 4-)
  1100. [2015-10-25 03:54:40] <Talonair> 4df+6
  1101. [2015-10-25 03:54:41] <Glacon> Talonair: 6 (4df+6=4-, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  1102. [2015-10-25 03:54:45] <Hankolijo> "CONCENTRATE FIRE ON THE WOUND, PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH THAT MOTHERFUCKER!"
  1103. [2015-10-25 03:54:49] <Hankolijo> 4df+7
  1104. [2015-10-25 03:54:50] <Glacon> Hankolijo: 9 (4df+7=3+, 4-, 3+, 3+)
  1105. [2015-10-25 03:55:26] <Nanoro> "I HAVE A PLAN! KIT, JAM THE BLADE IN! GEORGE, MEDBOTS TO TEAR IT FURTHER!"
  1106. [2015-10-25 03:55:41] <PriorGM> He easily grabs you, pining you down as flames lash from his mouth and his snakes go for a crush!
  1107. [2015-10-25 03:55:49] <PriorGM> I need 2 pdefs and 2 eng rolls
  1108. [2015-10-25 03:55:52] <Talonair> 4df+8
  1109. [2015-10-25 03:55:52] <Glacon> Talonair: 7 (4df+8=0, 0, 4-, 0)
  1110. [2015-10-25 03:55:55] <Lily> 4df+8
  1111. [2015-10-25 03:56:02] <Lily> Glac pls
  1112. [2015-10-25 03:56:08] <Lily> 4df+8 pls
  1113. [2015-10-25 03:56:08] <Glacon> Lily: pls: 8 (4df+8=0, 0, 4-, 3+)
  1114. [2015-10-25 03:56:09] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 One!
  1115. [2015-10-25 03:56:09] <Glacon> Hankolijo: One!: 8 (4df+7=0, 3+, 0, 0)
  1116. [2015-10-25 03:56:22] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 Two!
  1117. [2015-10-25 03:56:23] <Glacon> Hankolijo: Two!: 6 (4df+7=3+, 4-, 0, 4-)
  1118. [2015-10-25 03:56:41] <PriorGM> 4df+72 FIRE AND THE FLAME!
  1119. [2015-10-25 03:56:41] <Glacon> PriorGM: FIRE AND THE FLAME!: 71 (4df+72=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  1120. [2015-10-25 03:56:58] <PriorGM> 4df+120 TAKE ME TO THE CRUSH
  1121. [2015-10-25 03:56:58] <Glacon> PriorGM: TAKE ME TO THE CRUSH: 118 (4df+120=0, 4-, 0, 4-)
  1122. [2015-10-25 03:58:01] <PriorGM> The flames broil across your surface, increasing the temperature in the cockpit not inconsiderably as they burn through key servos. The snake arms crush the life from the sorairo, but the brave robot is hanging on!
  1123. [2015-10-25 03:58:20] <Lily> 4df+10 medical pls save us
  1124. [2015-10-25 03:58:20] <Glacon> Lily: medical pls save us: 8 (4df+10=0, 0, 4-, 4-)
  1125. [2015-10-25 03:58:27] <Lily> ;-;
  1126. [2015-10-25 03:58:33] <Hankolijo> 4df+7
  1127. [2015-10-25 03:58:34] <Glacon> Hankolijo: 7 (4df+7=0, 3+, 0, 4-)
  1128. [2015-10-25 03:59:15] <Hankolijo> "...MAXWELL! FIRE STRAIGHT AT IT! WE NEED TO KILL THIS THING, AND WE NEED TO DO IT NOW. I CAN DIVERT ALL POWER. IT'S RISKY, BUT..."
  1129. [2015-10-25 03:59:26] <PriorGM> the repair droids swarm to fix what the flame strike broke... but their efforts are bold but somewhat meaningless. This is an unstoppable onslaught.
  1130. [2015-10-25 03:59:34] <Nanoro> "... AYE! NO OTHER CHOICE! BRACE YERSELVES!"
  1131. [2015-10-25 03:59:38] <PriorGM> The shoulder cannon does still have a line.
  1132. [2015-10-25 03:59:38] <Talonair> Kit races over to Maxwell's station to help him out!
  1133. [2015-10-25 03:59:51] <Lily> Gyoorg braces himself
  1134. [2015-10-25 03:59:52] <PriorGM> And more than one person can man the gun or cockpit.
  1135. [2015-10-25 04:00:07] <Nanoro> 4df+10 WE ARE MANKIND. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
  1136. [2015-10-25 04:00:08] <Glacon> Nanoro: WE ARE MANKIND. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.: 12 (4df+10=0, 0, 3+, 3+)
  1137. [2015-10-25 04:00:14] <Talonair> 4df+9 Tagging demolitions!
  1138. [2015-10-25 04:00:15] <Glacon> Talonair: Tagging demolitions!: 9 (4df+9=0, 0, 4-, 3+)
  1139. [2015-10-25 04:00:30] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 "WHO THE HELL..."
  1140. [2015-10-25 04:00:32] <Glacon> Hankolijo: "WHO THE HELL...": 9 (4df+7=3+, 0, 3+, 0)
  1141. [2015-10-25 04:00:49] <PriorGM> .calc 9*12*9
  1142. [2015-10-25 04:00:49] <Glacon> PriorGM: 9 * 12 * 9 = 972
  1143. [2015-10-25 04:00:55] <PriorGM> 4df+60
  1144. [2015-10-25 04:00:56] <Glacon> PriorGM: 59 (4df+60=0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  1145. [2015-10-25 04:01:17] <Hankolijo> "..DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?"
  1146. [2015-10-25 04:01:39] <PriorGM> The cannon shot punches straight through his torso like it's not even there. Cacodem roars in abject agony.
  1147. [2015-10-25 04:02:12] <Lily> 4df+10 george sends nanites to help
  1148. [2015-10-25 04:02:12] <Glacon> Lily: george sends nanites to help: 12 (4df+10=3+, 3+, 0, 0)
  1149. [2015-10-25 04:02:13] <Lily> Yay
  1150. [2015-10-25 04:02:42] <PriorGM> Kailee! one last engineering!
  1151. [2015-10-25 04:02:45] <Hankolijo> 4df+7 Kailee diverts remaining energy to the bots. She's won. And she grins, knowing it.
  1152. [2015-10-25 04:02:46] <Glacon> Hankolijo: Kailee diverts remaining energy to the bots. She's won. And she grins, knowing it.: 6 (4df+7=4-, 4-, 0, 3+)
  1153. [2015-10-25 04:03:26] <Talonair> Kit rushes back over to her station
  1154. [2015-10-25 04:03:34] <PriorGM> The bots swarm through his veins and organs. Cacodem is eaten from the inside out. The snakes holing you dissolve into goo, and noting is left.
  1155. [2015-10-25 04:03:40] <Nanoro> 4df+9 (eng+spec) oh hey lol let's also blow up the nanites why don't we. Overkill best. :V
  1156. [2015-10-25 04:03:40] <Glacon> Nanoro: (eng+spec) oh hey lol let's also blow up the nanites why don't we. Overkill best. :V: 10 (4df+9=4-, 0, 3+, 3+)
  1157. [2015-10-25 04:03:48] <PriorGM> Except a black crystal, the size of a house.
  1158. [2015-10-25 04:04:07] <PriorGM> "The shard of Abaddon..."
  1159. [2015-10-25 04:04:20] <Nanoro> Redact then
  1160. [2015-10-25 04:05:04] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks the crystal over.
  1161. [2015-10-25 04:05:26] <PriorGM> Preacher smiles and collapses onto his back. "Humans. Goddam humans. I told you seventh gen would be a good generation."
  1162. [2015-10-25 04:05:43] <PriorGM> Kailee, it's like the crystals the revenants had... but huge.
  1163. [2015-10-25 04:05:59] <Lily> "Should we... smash that?"
  1164. [2015-10-25 04:06:00] <Talonair> 4df+7 Kit brings the sword down on the crystal
  1165. [2015-10-25 04:06:01] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit brings the sword down on the crystal: 6 (4df+7=4-, 4-, 3+, 0)
  1166. [2015-10-25 04:06:34] <PriorGM> Kailee has to authorise any action.
  1167. [2015-10-25 04:07:07] <Hankolijo> "We kind of have to contain it. Also we don't really have any power left. Heh."
  1168. [2015-10-25 04:07:23] <PriorGM> In that case. the sword creaks to a halt.
  1169. [2015-10-25 04:07:43] <Talonair> ".... Fine."
  1170. [2015-10-25 04:07:46] <Nanoro> Max thinks. "... How the hell do we contain somethin' like that..? It's /huge/."
  1171. [2015-10-25 04:07:56] <PriorGM> <<POWER MINIMAL. RECC-OMMEN-D DIS.... EM.... BAAAAAAaaaaaaaark...>>
  1172. [2015-10-25 04:08:20] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks to Preacher. "Mind helping out with this?"
  1173. [2015-10-25 04:08:20] <Lily> "The robot's right, we should get out."
  1174. [2015-10-25 04:08:28] <PriorGM> the head/cockpit turns, and points its face at the ground barely two metres below.
  1175. [2015-10-25 04:08:48] <PriorGM> Bizarrely you are standing parallel to the ground. Must be local gravity.
  1176. [2015-10-25 04:08:59] <Talonair> Kit disembarks!
  1177. [2015-10-25 04:09:08] <Lily> George hops out!
  1178. [2015-10-25 04:09:11] <Nanoro> Max'll disembark last.
  1179. [2015-10-25 04:09:18] <Hankolijo> Kailee hops out, cape being all flappy like.
  1180. [2015-10-25 04:09:31] <PriorGM> Preacher puts a hand on Max's shoulder before he can go.
  1181. [2015-10-25 04:09:45] <Nanoro> He stops and turns, raising a brow.
  1182. [2015-10-25 04:10:06] <Hankolijo> Kailee turns back and looks at the robot for a moment.
  1183. [2015-10-25 04:10:18] <Hankolijo> Then she... Hugs it. She likes her mechs. Really does.
  1184. [2015-10-25 04:10:27] <PriorGM> "You did well. Maybe... yeah, I think the silent hunt can fight by itself for a while. Oh, and tell the doctors that they've eared their retirement."
  1185. [2015-10-25 04:10:46] <Talonair> Kit stands off by herself
  1186. [2015-10-25 04:10:55] <PriorGM> "Ill look out for them." Preacher shimmers and disappears.
  1187. [2015-10-25 04:11:00] <Nanoro> He blinks, giving him a light chuckle and a smile. "Aye."
  1188. [2015-10-25 04:11:06] <Hankolijo> Once that's done, she sighs, walks over to George.
  1189. [2015-10-25 04:11:13] <Hankolijo> And pulls him into a kiss.
  1190. [2015-10-25 04:11:23] <Nanoro> Max gets out of the mech.
  1191. [2015-10-25 04:11:24] <Lily> George kisses her back.
  1192. [2015-10-25 04:11:30] <PriorGM> Outside are stood Poodle, a few remaining grada, an... is that everyone who was in the church?
  1193. [2015-10-25 04:11:51] <PriorGM> And all wearing white Hunter jumpsuits?
  1194. [2015-10-25 04:12:14] <Hankolijo> For the time being, Kailee doesn't care. She eventually pulls back from the kiss. "We're getting married."
  1195. [2015-10-25 04:12:37] <Nanoro> Max takes a deep breath. Well, everyone is alive at least. That's good.
  1196. [2015-10-25 04:12:50] <PriorGM> Poodle smiles. "So. THIS is a Sorairo."
  1197. [2015-10-25 04:12:51] <Lily> "Let's do it tomorrow, then." He laughs.
  1198. [2015-10-25 04:12:57] <Talonair> Kit just stares at the ground
  1199. [2015-10-25 04:13:08] <Lily> George pls
  1200. [2015-10-25 04:13:24] <Nanoro> He looks over to Kit, walking to her and setting a hand on her shoulder.
  1201. [2015-10-25 04:13:27] <Hankolijo> She wraps her arms around his neck. "At this point, well... Don't see why not."
  1202. [2015-10-25 04:13:38] <Nanoro> "... Oi. We did good today, lass." He gives her a smile.
  1203. [2015-10-25 04:13:44] <Nanoro> "We oughat be proud, eh."
  1204. [2015-10-25 04:13:47] <Nanoro> *oughta
  1205. [2015-10-25 04:13:57] <PriorGM> The holo-child makes his way over to kit, and sits by her. "I'm truly sorry about the test."
  1206. [2015-10-25 04:13:57] <Talonair> She looks at him, sniffing. "I..."
  1207. [2015-10-25 04:14:13] <Lily> "Aye." George smiles. "Great job of piloting that robot, by the way!"
  1208. [2015-10-25 04:14:13] <Talonair> She looks at the child..
  1209. [2015-10-25 04:14:21] <Talonair> And immediately breaks down sobbing
  1210. [2015-10-25 04:14:38] <PriorGM> (The child is poodle. He's about 15 or some shit.)
  1211. [2015-10-25 04:14:39] <Hankolijo> "Thanks. Just sort of came natura- Kit?"
  1212. [2015-10-25 04:14:46] <Nanoro> Max pulls her into a big hug.
  1213. [2015-10-25 04:15:08] <Nanoro> He is good at hugs.
  1214. [2015-10-25 04:15:21] <Lily> George looks round at Kit and frowns. "Are you alright, Kit?"
  1215. [2015-10-25 04:15:53] <PriorGM> "Miss Bowman... I am sorry, as much as I am capable of feeling such an emotion. But you saw the Sorairo's strength. These others may make fine Hunters, but to be given even partial control over something that can level worlds..."
  1216. [2015-10-25 04:15:53] <Talonair> She just sobs, like someone's ripped her heart out
  1217. [2015-10-25 04:16:42] <Nanoro> Max's already gentle eyes are about three times as much right now. He pats her back a bit, as if to say "there there".
  1218. [2015-10-25 04:17:48] <Talonair> She flinches at the pats
  1219. [2015-10-25 04:17:59] <PriorGM> Poodle turns to George. "For your services, I release you from the Hunt." Your suit shimmers and is replaced with a shirt and trousers. "You may tell your superiors that all the men who do not report back to them were killed, though no fault of ours. Also, that we will require no further assistance from them. This influx of bodies will provide ample
  1220. [2015-10-25 04:17:59] <PriorGM> manpower."
  1221. [2015-10-25 04:18:14] <PriorGM> All the other sky-blue jumpsuits also disappear.
  1222. [2015-10-25 04:18:21] <PriorGM> They are of course replaced.
  1223. [2015-10-25 04:18:27] <Hankolijo> "Ooh, can I keep the cape and glasses?"
  1224. [2015-10-25 04:18:31] <Lily> "Does that mean we can get married now? Without danger of time shit?"
  1225. [2015-10-25 04:19:30] <Nanoro> Max sighs, looking over to the Poodle. "... So what now? What if any of 'em come back, an' yer not 'round?" He turns to the mech. "Don't s'pose we'll always have one o' these handy..."
  1226. [2015-10-25 04:19:36] <PriorGM> "Of course, to both questions. The Sorairo has risen and..." He looks over the robot. "Partly fallen. It is over. To think that a creation could be so strong as to affect the past without even acting..."
  1227. [2015-10-25 04:20:36] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks at the Sorairo, smiling faintly. She then blnks and turns to Poodle again. "Wait, did you ever figure out how a thing from my book turned out to actually exist?"
  1228. [2015-10-25 04:20:37] <PriorGM> To Max. "We will be around. We will take up the torch of the Preacher. And no, I cannot leave the Sorairo to you, although.... yes. The nanites will rebuild this area. Cover up any loose ends. That is the least we can do."
  1229. [2015-10-25 04:21:07] <Nanoro> He nods. "... Reckon so."
  1230. [2015-10-25 04:21:46] <PriorGM> To Kailee. "It is less from your book, and more that you wrote of it in the past due to the imprint such an experience left on your psyche. By the by... you said a woman entered the lodge this was housed in?"
  1231. [2015-10-25 04:22:15] <Hankolijo> Kailee slowly nods. "Uh, yeah."
  1232. [2015-10-25 04:22:31] <PriorGM> "interesting... did you catch her name?"
  1233. [2015-10-25 04:23:03] <Hankolijo> "No, sorry."
  1234. [2015-10-25 04:24:03] <Nanoro> Max looks down at Kit. "... Ye alrite..?
  1235. [2015-10-25 04:24:18] <PriorGM> "The user who activated the Sorairo was called Sirona... perhaps it was a false name, or fake user. No matter, these things will be revealed in time." Poodle bows to each of you. "My time here is concluded. Go with Karakine's light, brave humans."
  1236. [2015-10-25 04:24:36] <Talonair> She is very much not alright, curled in a ball and weeping
  1237. [2015-10-25 04:24:39] <PriorGM> The entire assembly, easily a few hundred, shimmers and vanishes, as does the sorairo
  1238. [2015-10-25 04:24:55] <Nanoro> Max waves to the Poodle as they leave.
  1239. [2015-10-25 04:25:13] <Hankolijo> Kailee sighs.
  1240. [2015-10-25 04:25:22] <PriorGM> all that is left is a pile of robots already moving to rebuild the area. Oh, and a car.
  1241. [2015-10-25 04:26:03] <Nanoro> Max looks back down to Kit. "... C'mon. Let's get back home, alrite? Ye can tell Arty later."
  1242. [2015-10-25 04:26:37] <Lily> Geore heads towards the car with Kailee
  1243. [2015-10-25 04:26:54] <Nanoro> Max leads Kit to the car.
  1244. [2015-10-25 04:27:10] <Talonair> Kit follows
  1245. [2015-10-25 04:27:17] <Hankolijo> Kailee walks, tired, and quietly enjoying the fact she's dressed all anime like before anime is even a thing.
  1246. [2015-10-25 04:27:26] <PriorGM> END
  1247. [2015-10-25 04:27:30] <PriorGM> Oh, and epilogue.
  1248. [2015-10-25 04:27:57] <PriorGM> It's a concrete room. The only feature is a glowing blue terminal.
  1249. [2015-10-25 04:28:11] <PriorGM> >>HUNTOS
  1250. [2015-10-25 04:28:24] <PriorGM> >>COMMAND: LIST USERS
  1251. [2015-10-25 04:28:35] <PriorGM> >>344432 RESULTS FOUND
  1252. [2015-10-25 04:28:45] ⇐ Aphex_ quit (~null@97AFC0A0:9175941B:26F4EE89:IP): Quit: Leaving
  1253. [2015-10-25 04:28:46] <PriorGM> >>COMMAND: LIST USERS RECENT
  1254. [2015-10-25 04:28:54] <PriorGM> >>1 RESULTS FOUND
  1255. [2015-10-25 04:29:01] <PriorGM> >>COMMAND: DISPLAY
  1256. [2015-10-25 04:29:05] <PriorGM> >>SIRONA
  1257. [2015-10-25 04:29:40] <PriorGM> "... You are quite possibly the best mistake I ever made, girl."
  1258. [2015-10-25 04:29:40] * Lily is now known as LilySleep
  1259. [2015-10-25 04:29:50] <PriorGM> The Screamer shimmers and vanishes.
  1260.  
  1261. TOOLTIME
  1262. [2015-10-25 00:54:02] <Hankolijo> Kailee follows the woman!
  1263. [2015-10-25 00:55:54] <PriorGM> She leads you towards a barn on the outskirts of town, leaving the ain force behind. "Doctor, I'm told you went on the trip to the lodge, am I correct?"
  1264. [2015-10-25 00:56:27] <Hankolijo> "Nyeh, I did." She nods.
  1265. [2015-10-25 00:57:07] <PriorGM> The woman's eyes seem to sparkle. "Really? What was it like? Was it really in another universe? Did you see a Unification?"
  1266. [2015-10-25 00:58:20] <Hankolijo> Kailee blinks. "Well, um, I'm fairly sure it was another universe, yeah. And if by unification you mean two people combining, then yeah. It was pretty awesome." She smiles.
  1267. [2015-10-25 01:00:56] <PriorGM> "Was... was the lodge really destroyed?" She pushes open the barn door and enters, disturbing a lot of dust as she does so.
  1268. [2015-10-25 01:01:40] <Hankolijo> "Nyeh. As far as I could tell." She looks into the barn!
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  1270. [2015-10-25 01:02:23] * ChanServ set +o ProcyonPing
  1271. [2015-10-25 01:04:19] <PriorGM> the barn is dark, and barn-like. nothing exceptional, except for a door on the inside you swear you couldn't see from without.
  1272. [2015-10-25 01:04:41] ⇐ ProcyonLotor quit (Procyon@Lotor.Means.Raccoon): Ping timeout: 181 seconds
  1273. [2015-10-25 01:05:05] <Hankolijo> Kailee blinks and looks around. "Why'd you bring me here?"
  1274. [2015-10-25 01:05:34] <PriorGM> "You went to Heidrodotar? I- We think this might be another lodge door."
  1275. [2015-10-25 01:07:12] <Hankolijo> Kailee looks the door over. "...Oh. Cool!" Kailee takes out Geiger counter and does a quick check around the general door area.
  1276. [2015-10-25 01:07:58] <PriorGM> It's low, but definitely above normal background.
  1277. [2015-10-25 01:08:50] <Hankolijo> "Hm. Could be." She puts the gear away. "Have you. Um. Opened it?"
  1278. [2015-10-25 01:10:18] <PriorGM> "Not yet. The last one required a lot of preparation."
  1279. [2015-10-25 01:11:04] <Hankolijo> Nodnod. "Right. Any way I can help?"
  1280. [2015-10-25 01:11:56] <PriorGM> "I- Thy seem to think you can. Maybe if you touch it?"
  1281. [2015-10-25 01:12:50] <Hankolijo> Kailee blinks. Then shrugs. "Okey dokey!" *poke*
  1282. [2015-10-25 01:13:14] <PriorGM> Kailee, pdef.
  1283. [2015-10-25 01:13:50] <Hankolijo> 4df+3 (+4 if radiation, toxins or poisons)
  1284. [2015-10-25 01:13:50] <Glacon> Hankolijo: (+4 if radiation, toxins or poisons): 2 (4df+3=4-, 0, 0, 0)
  1285. [2015-10-25 01:14:11] <PriorGM> 4df+6 Kick!
  1286. [2015-10-25 01:14:12] <Glacon> PriorGM: Kick!: 6 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  1287. [2015-10-25 01:14:34] <PriorGM> Kailee, the woman's foot comes cracking into the inside of your right knee, and you fall.
  1288. [2015-10-25 01:15:06] <Hankolijo> "EEEK!" She screams and flops.
  1289. [2015-10-25 01:16:54] <PriorGM> 4d+6 the woman tries to grab your hand and pin it against the door. Agility or melee.
  1290. [2015-10-25 01:17:01] <PriorGM> 4df+6 the woman tries to grab your hand and pin it against the door. Agility or melee.
  1291. [2015-10-25 01:17:01] <Glacon> PriorGM: the woman tries to grab your hand and pin it against the door. Agility or melee.: 8 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  1292. [2015-10-25 01:17:18] <Hankolijo> 4df+3 (AGI) welp
  1293. [2015-10-25 01:17:18] <Glacon> Hankolijo: (AGI) welp: 4 (4df+3=0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  1294. [2015-10-25 01:18:02] <PriorGM> It's pinned. "I'm sorry." The woman draws her knife.
  1295. [2015-10-25 01:18:42] <Hankolijo> "NYEH! GEORGE WILL KICK YOUR ASS FOR THIS!" Kailee screams into the woman's face. Kailee, pls, George can't even fight.
  1296. [2015-10-25 01:20:14] <PriorGM> The woman draws her knife across your palm, babbling something in huntspeak. "Sirona Felmeth. I am the boss so let me in."
  1297. [2015-10-25 01:21:21] <PriorGM> Does Kailee.... do anything?
  1298. [2015-10-25 01:21:44] * ProcyonPing is now known as GhostcyonGhostor
  1299. [2015-10-25 01:21:47] <Hankolijo> "I'M NOT LETTING YOU INTO ANYWHERE YOU BITCH!" She shouts and struggles to break free.
  1300. [2015-10-25 01:22:24] <PriorGM> Strength!
  1301. [2015-10-25 01:22:44] <Hankolijo> 4df+2 nyeh
  1302. [2015-10-25 01:22:44] <Glacon> Hankolijo: nyeh: 2 (4df+2=4-, 0, 3+, 0)
  1303. [2015-10-25 01:24:23] <PriorGM> 4df+2 Shit.
  1304. [2015-10-25 01:24:23] <Glacon> PriorGM: Shit.: 1 (4df+2=3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
  1305. [2015-10-25 01:24:33] <PriorGM> Kailee, you break free!
  1306. [2015-10-25 01:25:55] <Hankolijo> She tries to run towards the barn door!
  1307. [2015-10-25 01:27:58] <PriorGM> The woman doesn't stop her.
  1308. [2015-10-25 01:28:22] <PriorGM> Behind you there's a blue flash and a thunderclap. "THE SORAIRO LODGE IS OPENED AND SHUT."
  1309. [2015-10-25 01:28:42] <Hankolijo> Kailee stops at the door and slowly turns her head back.
  1310. [2015-10-25 01:29:26] <PriorGM> The barn i still there.
  1311. [2015-10-25 01:29:32] <PriorGM> Utterly silent.
  1312. [2015-10-25 01:30:02] <Hankolijo> She peeks back in. Are the door and woman still there?
  1313. [2015-10-25 01:30:19] <PriorGM> The door is, still closed, but with a blue outline glowing on it.
  1314. [2015-10-25 01:30:23] <PriorGM> The woman is gone.
  1315. [2015-10-25 01:30:54] <Hankolijo> "...Oooh no." Kailee rushes back out, to where the group went earlier.
  1316. [2015-10-25 01:31:37] <PriorGM> (by which I mean the outline of an image, not an outline of the door)
  1317. [2015-10-25 01:32:28] <Hankolijo> What's the image of, although Kailee would still probably haul ass to the others?
  1318. [2015-10-25 01:33:33] <PriorGM> Well
  1319. [2015-10-25 01:33:38] <PriorGM> In her story
  1320. [2015-10-25 01:33:42] <PriorGM> there was a robot
  1321. [2015-10-25 01:33:53] <PriorGM> the greatest of them all, piloted by the protagonist.
  1322. [2015-10-25 01:35:00] <Hankolijo> Annnnd that would make her stop. She blinks and looks at the outline for a moment. Is it there to the detail? Spikes and everything?
  1323. [2015-10-25 01:35:18] <PriorGM> Yup
  1324. [2015-10-25 01:35:39] <PriorGM> Well, there are a few differences, based on which stage of her mental design she's thinking of
  1325. [2015-10-25 01:35:52] <PriorGM> it's more similar to her earlier concepts than later refinements.
  1326. [2015-10-25 01:36:09] <Hankolijo> Is there anyone near the barn? Any soldiers?
  1327. [2015-10-25 01:36:30] * Werexelt is now known as WixSnoosles
  1328. [2015-10-25 01:36:52] <PriorGM> Nope.
  1329. [2015-10-25 01:37:58] <Hankolijo> Darn. She bites her lip for a moment, before deciding that giant robots are momentarily more important. She heads to the door and carefully places a hand on it. Just to see if anything happens.
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  1350. [2015-10-25 01:44:45] <PriorGM> (Hank the last thing I can see is 23:40:11 <PriorGM> The blue fades, and the door begins to glow a sickly green.)
  1351. [2015-10-25 01:45:24] <Hankolijo> (Yeah, didn't get anything after my last.)
  1352. [2015-10-25 01:45:39] <Hankolijo> She frowns, and runs back out, towards the others.
  1353. [2015-10-25 01:45:54] <PriorGM> 23:38:27 <Hankolijo> Darn. She bites her lip for a moment, before deciding that giant robots are momentarily more important. She heads to the door and carefully places a hand on it. Just to see if anything happens.
  1354. [2015-10-25 01:45:55] <PriorGM> 23:38:33 <PriorGM> Nothing.
  1355. [2015-10-25 01:45:55] <PriorGM> 23:38:43 <PriorGM> Wait, you can feel it shaking.
  1356. [2015-10-25 01:45:55] <PriorGM> 23:38:46 <PriorGM> Cracking.
  1357. [2015-10-25 01:45:55] <PriorGM> 23:38:59 <PriorGM> And a deep, deep laughter resounding from the far side.
  1358. [2015-10-25 01:45:55] <PriorGM> 23:40:11 <PriorGM> The blue fades, and the door begins to glow a sickly green.
  1359. [2015-10-25 01:46:28] <Hankolijo> Yeah, she hauls ass.
  1360. [2015-10-25 01:47:46] <Hankolijo> To HI?
  1361. [2015-10-25 01:48:06] <PriorGM> Mdef first.
  1362. [2015-10-25 01:48:15] <Hankolijo> 4df+4 nyeh
  1363. [2015-10-25 01:48:16] <Glacon> Hankolijo: nyeh: 5 (4df+4=0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  1364. [2015-10-25 01:49:07] <PriorGM> 4df+8 FIRE AND ASH
  1365. [2015-10-25 01:49:08] <Glacon> PriorGM: FIRE AND ASH: 10 (4df+8=3+, 3+, 0, 0)
  1366. [2015-10-25 01:50:10] <PriorGM> Kailee, you are overwhelmed with visions of burning cities and screaming people, fleeing beneath the feet of gods a hundred feet tall. Flame broils around and all will die.
  1367. [2015-10-25 01:50:51] <Hankolijo> "..." Screaming happens.
  1368. [2015-10-25 01:52:44] <PriorGM> When you can see again, an enormous rent in the sky hovers over the barn.
  1369. [2015-10-25 01:53:01] <PriorGM> green fie blazes along its length
  1370. [2015-10-25 01:53:55] <Hankolijo> "...OH FUCK." How ladylike. Kailee tries to get back to running, tears in the corners of her eyes.
  1371. [2015-10-25 01:54:28] <Hankolijo> HI now?
  1372. [2015-10-25 01:55:42] <PriorGM> Yes, but you're coming from in front of the barricades
  1373. [2015-10-25 01:56:51] <Hankolijo> Does that mean from behind the robots?
  1374. [2015-10-25 01:57:38] <PriorGM> no, into the bit where people are pointing guns
  1375. [2015-10-25 01:57:49] <PriorGM> oh, and green fire is hitting te ground behind you
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  1379. [2015-10-25 03:25:15] <Nanoro> Maxwell doesn't exist.
  1380. [2015-10-25 03:26:56] <PriorGM> And then he does
  1381. [2015-10-25 03:27:02] <Nanoro> And then he does.
  1382. [2015-10-25 03:27:03] <PriorGM> he's stod,in a line, waiting for food.
  1383. [2015-10-25 03:27:07] <PriorGM> He has his bowl.
  1384. [2015-10-25 03:27:17] <PriorGM> His regulation suit.
  1385. [2015-10-25 03:27:27] <PriorGM> and all he needs now is gruel!
  1386. [2015-10-25 03:27:44] <PriorGM> o, and this is all totally normal noting supicious
  1387. [2015-10-25 03:28:05] <Nanoro> He waits around in line. Nothing suspicious. Nuh-uh.
  1388. [2015-10-25 03:28:17] <Nanoro> He hums a tune, swaying to it a little.
  1389. [2015-10-25 03:32:32] <Nanoro> He eventually sighs, leaning to look at how the long the line is.
  1390. [2015-10-25 03:32:41] <PriorGM> It's not that long!
  1391. [2015-10-25 03:32:45] <Nanoro> His feet are starting to hurt a bit from all this standing around.
  1392. [2015-10-25 03:32:52] <Nanoro> How long has he been there again?
  1393. [2015-10-25 03:32:53] <PriorGM> You, slave #22332 are only fifth in line!
  1394. [2015-10-25 03:33:05] <PriorGM> and for... a while. A few hours.
  1395. [2015-10-25 03:33:32] <Nanoro> He shifts back into his place, grumbling ever so slightly.
  1396. [2015-10-25 03:34:31] <PriorGM> soon you're second in line!The slop of the gruel filling slave #22331's bowl fills you with ravenous hunger!
  1397. [2015-10-25 03:34:52] <Nanoro> He sort of wishes he was one of the lucky ones that get the tube. Would save him all this waiting.
  1398. [2015-10-25 03:35:10] <Nanoro> Then again, that would mean he'd be permanently attached to a ceiling tube.
  1399. [2015-10-25 03:35:24] <Nanoro> His mouth waters at the thought of getting some grub.
  1400. [2015-10-25 03:35:29] <PriorGM> Finally you're there!
  1401. [2015-10-25 03:35:37] <PriorGM> The first in line!
  1402. [2015-10-25 03:36:01] <Nanoro> He holds out his bowl in anticipation!
  1403. [2015-10-25 03:36:05] <PriorGM> "Well look here." Says the guard serving the slop."We're fresh out!"
  1404. [2015-10-25 03:36:30] <Nanoro> He blinks, deflating. "... B-but-! Been waitin' fer hours..!"
  1405. [2015-10-25 03:37:27] <PriorGM> "Well... since you say that..." the guard grins at his surrounding guards- there are three at the table. "Bark."
  1406. [2015-10-25 03:37:48] <Nanoro> He blinks again.
  1407. [2015-10-25 03:37:52] <Nanoro> "... Say what."
  1408. [2015-10-25 03:38:20] <PriorGM> "Bark like a dog."
  1409. [2015-10-25 03:38:30] <Nanoro> Max's eye twitches.
  1410. [2015-10-25 03:38:36] <Nanoro> "... Like a dog."
  1411. [2015-10-25 03:38:52] <Nanoro> This is making him rather unhappy.
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  1413. [2015-10-25 03:39:45] <PriorGM> "Bark like a dog, and you'll get fed. Actually, since it's taken you so long, do it on all fours, too."
  1414. [2015-10-25 03:40:14] <Nanoro> Max's very unhappy right now. He feels like hitting the guy. So much.
  1415. [2015-10-25 03:40:26] <Nanoro> But that would mean Very Bad Things, right.
  1416. [2015-10-25 03:40:35] <Nanoro> He wouldn't like the Very Bad Things.
  1417. [2015-10-25 03:40:46] <PriorGM> Of course.
  1418. [2015-10-25 03:41:04] <Nanoro> Max considers. he considers hard. /HARD/.
  1419. [2015-10-25 03:41:26] <Nanoro> But. He is a slave, yes. He is enslaved by... Something, probably for the rest of his life, yes.
  1420. [2015-10-25 03:41:42] <Nanoro> His human values may have been stripped away from him...
  1421. [2015-10-25 03:41:49] <Nanoro> .... But they will not take his /pride/.
  1422. [2015-10-25 03:42:20] <Nanoro> "... I'll go hungry", he says through clenched teeth and eyes narrowed.
  1423. [2015-10-25 03:43:02] <PriorGM> The guard shrugs. "Have it your way, only now you have to bark to get out of here alive, because you've wasted my time."
  1424. [2015-10-25 03:43:20] <Nanoro> Well, since it's come to that then.
  1425. [2015-10-25 03:43:24] * madness__ is now known as ghostbusterness_
  1426. [2015-10-25 03:43:33] <Nanoro> "Alrite. Bow wow." He swings at the guy.
  1427. [2015-10-25 03:43:50] <Nanoro> 4df+7 HAVE A KNUCKLE SANDWICH, WITH A SIDE OF YOUR OWN TEETH
  1428. [2015-10-25 03:43:50] <Glacon> Nanoro: HAVE A KNUCKLE SANDWICH, WITH A SIDE OF YOUR OWN TEETH: 10 (4df+7=3+, 0, 3+, 3+)
  1429. [2015-10-25 03:44:36] <PriorGM> 4df+4 ow
  1430. [2015-10-25 03:44:37] <Glacon> PriorGM: ow: 6 (4df+4=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  1431. [2015-10-25 03:45:46] * ghostbusterness_ is now known as madness__
  1432. [2015-10-25 03:46:18] <PriorGM> The guards all raise their guns.
  1433. [2015-10-25 03:46:28] <PriorGM> ....
  1434. [2015-10-25 03:46:34] <PriorGM> The word goes black.
  1435. [2015-10-25 03:46:45] <PriorGM> Entirely black.
  1436. [2015-10-25 03:46:52] <PriorGM> Except for the words in green.
  1437. [2015-10-25 03:47:03] <PriorGM> >>PASS: MAXWELL STERLING
  1438.  
  1439. HOMEIMPROVEMENT 2
  1440. [2015-10-25 01:01:42] <Nanoro> Max follows along wherever the Preacher takes him.
  1441. [2015-10-25 01:01:56] <Nanoro> I mean, hell. When something like him tells you to go somewhere, you go.
  1442. [2015-10-25 01:03:00] <PriorGM> He leads you slightly away before sitting down on an available chair. "Want to sit? Sorry for all the subterfuge, it's just that the second-gens hate me."
  1443. [2015-10-25 01:05:39] <Nanoro> "... Er. Reckon so." He sits, assuming there is someplace to do so.
  1444. [2015-10-25 01:08:21] <PriorGM> "So... how're things. When was the last time we spoke on your end?"
  1445. [2015-10-25 01:10:20] <Nanoro> "... Uhh, quite a bit ago, I think." He scratches the back of his head. "Been... What, a month, maybe two."
  1446. [2015-10-25 01:11:20] <PriorGM> "That long? I thought it had only been a week. It's been..." He counts on his fingers. "Three hundred and seventy three years on mine. You still like snails?"
  1447. [2015-10-25 01:11:56] <Nanoro> Max cannot help but flash a smile. "Aye, that ain't gone nowhere."
  1448. [2015-10-25 01:16:04] <PriorGM> "Some things truly never change." He sighs."I can only apologise for the extraplanetaries poodle sent for, by the way. They seem to think that anyone not born before the Rebuilding might as well be an animal, although I can promise they are somewhat competent."
  1449. [2015-10-25 01:18:15] <Nanoro> Max shrugs. "Wouldn't be the first time some'un's mistaken me fer an animal", he laughs.
  1450. [2015-10-25 01:18:31] <PriorGM> "Oh? How did that occur?"
  1451. [2015-10-25 01:19:03] <Nanoro> "Trust me, ye should /not/ try to spook yer mate by hopping out of a bush after he's been out drinkin'", he chuckles. "Think that was the seventh time I broke this." He points at his nose.
  1452. [2015-10-25 01:21:10] <PriorGM> Preacher winces. "That hurts, yes? When it's broken, I mean."
  1453. [2015-10-25 01:22:13] <Nanoro> Max nods with a smile. "Aye, it does. Well, a wee bit less 'round the twelfth time."
  1454. [2015-10-25 01:24:12] <PriorGM> "Twelve times?" Another wince. "The worst thing I remember breaking is my finger."
  1455. [2015-10-25 01:24:52] <Nanoro> Max laughs. "Hell, I've stopped counting how many times it's been busted!" He gets serious. "... Anyhoo, ye dragged me away from me team fer a reason, I assume. Ain
  1456. [2015-10-25 01:25:02] <Nanoro> *'t like ye to just stop by fer a chat, eh."
  1457. [2015-10-25 01:26:44] <PriorGM> "Well... to an extent. It's nice to speak to someone once in a while. But yes, I wanted to tell you I was grateful for everything you'd done. Oh, and that I don't intend to intervene today unless things go truly terribly. Today I am an observer, hear to make sure that the Silent Hunt can do its job, take up the torch." He leans back. "It will be nice to
  1458. [2015-10-25 01:26:44] <PriorGM> retire, I think. Join the onflux, perhaps."
  1459. [2015-10-25 01:27:41] <Nanoro> He nods. "Mrh. Reckon that means we won't be much needed after this too, eh."
  1460. [2015-10-25 01:29:06] <PriorGM> "Not for helping the hunt, no. Or at least, I hope not. They won't help with all that containing you folks do, but they'll keep the Screamers out."
  1461. [2015-10-25 01:29:36] <PriorGM> Preacher frowns.
  1462. [2015-10-25 01:31:15] <Nanoro> Max sighs with a smile. "Aye. Well, reckon they're more up fer it, eh. Assumin' they ain't as squishy as us an' whatnot, those bloody Screamers... Can still feel me everythin' ache from last time", he chuckles.
  1463. [2015-10-25 01:32:05] <PriorGM> Preacher holds up a hand in shushing. "Someone just opened a lodge."
  1464. [2015-10-25 01:32:16] <Nanoro> Max blinks. "... Eh?"
  1465. [2015-10-25 01:34:45] <PriorGM> "Do you know why we're here? Because there are Screamers coming . And the Hunt knows when they'll break through... but if someone opened an extradimensional door, which is what a Lodge door is.. they'll come earlier."
  1466. [2015-10-25 01:35:05] <Nanoro> Max rolls his eyes. "... Oh bother." He stands up.
  1467. [2015-10-25 01:36:30] * Werexelt is now known as WixSnoosles
  1468. [2015-10-25 01:36:52] <PriorGM> Preacher's eyes jolt fully open. "And Poodle doesn't know that! He won't know!"
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  1475. [2015-10-25 03:25:30] <Talonair> Kit.... exists?
  1476. [2015-10-25 03:26:30] <PriorGM> Kit, you wake up in your bed, in Bath. Artyom is sleeping beside you.
  1477. [2015-10-25 03:26:45] <Talonair> "... What?" She sits up
  1478. [2015-10-25 03:26:46] <PriorGM> Oh, and this is all entirely normal nothing weird is happening.
  1479. [2015-10-25 03:26:57] <Talonair> She doesn't know anything
  1480. [2015-10-25 03:27:01] <Talonair> *anything's wrong?
  1481. [2015-10-25 03:27:52] <PriorGM> Npe
  1482. [2015-10-25 03:27:55] <PriorGM> *Nope
  1483. [2015-10-25 03:28:00] <Talonair> Redact previous then
  1484. [2015-10-25 03:28:08] <Talonair> She smiles at Arty as she sits up, yawning
  1485. [2015-10-25 03:28:10] <PriorGM> You retired from the Foundation three months ago
  1486. [2015-10-25 03:28:22] <PriorGM> artyom married you
  1487. [2015-10-25 03:28:30] <PriorGM> and you adopted two children
  1488. [2015-10-25 03:29:45] <Talonair> She stands and stretches, checking the clock as she dresses
  1489. [2015-10-25 03:32:02] <PriorGM> It's another early wakening for you!
  1490. [2015-10-25 03:32:18] <PriorGM> The kids are probably still asleep, and Arty's out like a log.
  1491. [2015-10-25 03:32:32] <Talonair> As usual. Once dressed, she rings the bell to summon Mason, the family butlet
  1492. [2015-10-25 03:33:23] <Talonair> *butler
  1493. [2015-10-25 03:33:23] <PriorGM> He appears promptly. "Yes madam?"
  1494. [2015-10-25 03:34:01] <Talonair> She smiles. "Could you get breakfast prepared please?"
  1495. [2015-10-25 03:34:44] <PriorGM> "But of cooooooourse madam."
  1496. [2015-10-25 03:34:53] <PriorGM> He drawls, like he always has.
  1497. [2015-10-25 03:35:12] <Talonair> "Thank you Mason." Mason was always so kind to her when growing up
  1498. [2015-10-25 03:36:42] <PriorGM> He prepares her breakfast. A full english, exactly how she likes it.
  1499. [2015-10-25 03:37:09] <Talonair> "Thank you Mason. Has the mail arrived?"
  1500. [2015-10-25 03:37:35] → madness__ joined (Mibbit@synIRC-B154CEC.socal.res.rr.com)
  1501. [2015-10-25 03:37:54] <PriorGM> "Yes, I shall fetch it presently."
  1502. [2015-10-25 03:38:03] <Talonair> She nods, tucking in
  1503. [2015-10-25 03:38:12] <PriorGM> Artyom wakes up next to you. "Is pretty good day, huh?"
  1504. [2015-10-25 03:38:28] <Talonair> "Looks like it." She offers him some bacon.
  1505. [2015-10-25 03:39:10] <PriorGM> He takes it. As he does so, both your children come rushing into the room. "Mummy, mummy!"
  1506. [2015-10-25 03:39:40] ⇐ WixSnoosles quit (uid89747@synIRC-439EE567.ealing.irccloud.com): Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
  1507. [2015-10-25 03:39:41] <Talonair> She grins happily at them. "Hello darlings!"
  1508. [2015-10-25 03:40:31] <PriorGM> The girl jumps onto your bed and hugs you, the boy grabs your arm. They're so adorable, those little twins of yours.
  1509. [2015-10-25 03:40:54] <Talonair> She hugs them both in turn. "How did you sleep?"
  1510. [2015-10-25 03:42:20] <PriorGM> "Great! I had a dream about bears!"
  1511. [2015-10-25 03:42:29] <Talonair> "Ohh?"
  1512. [2015-10-25 03:43:24] * madness__ is now known as ghostbusterness_
  1513. [2015-10-25 03:45:43] <PriorGM> "Oh, and I dreamed about how this whole world is a simulation where everything will be perfect for you forever! But only if you don't try and fight it, because if you do you'll go back to the real world, which is full of pain and disappointment!" The boy beams.
  1514. [2015-10-25 03:45:46] * ghostbusterness_ is now known as madness__
  1515. [2015-10-25 03:46:16] <Talonair> "... Excuse me?"
  1516. [2015-10-25 03:47:59] <PriorGM> "Oh, well basically the world is going to be the best it could ever be. No pain, or suffering, but still enough challenge to kep you interested. Or you can reject it ad return to the real world where everything is hard and life sucks."
  1517. [2015-10-25 03:48:07] <PriorGM> Kit, he's telling the truth,
  1518. [2015-10-25 03:48:32] <Talonair> "..." She's utterly dumbstruck
  1519. [2015-10-25 03:50:16] <PriorGM> "And the best part is, if yo accept it, you won't even remember me saying this! It'll be a wholesome, perfect life... but the people in he real world will miss you. Some will die due to your absence. Your choice."
  1520. [2015-10-25 03:50:40] <Talonair> "..." She swallows. "I can't let people die..."
  1521. [2015-10-25 03:51:38] <PriorGM> The boy shrugs. "I'll miss you. Well, I won't, because I'm a simulated intelligence with no autonomy, but I would if I weren't!"
  1522. [2015-10-25 03:51:58] <Talonair> She nods, beginning to cry. "I'm sorry..."
  1523. [2015-10-25 03:52:18] <PriorGM> "Don't be. Like I said... I don't think."
  1524. [2015-10-25 03:52:31] <PriorGM> The world goes black....
  1525. [2015-10-25 03:52:36] <PriorGM> Entirely black.
  1526. [2015-10-25 03:52:42] <PriorGM> Except for the words in green.
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