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Fluffy Giant

May 16th, 2012
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  1. >Downtown Manhattan
  2. >A typical sight, a stray fluffy pony approaches a bypassing pedestrian
  3. >"Pwese hewp fwuffy... no can' fin' nummies... so hungie..."
  4. >The man grunts and walks on
  5. >Unfortunately, the fluffy pony can't take no for an answer
  6. >Fluffy pony follows its last hope - for it and its herd
  7. >"Pweese!! Fwuffies nee' nummies, weawwy weawwy owwies!!"
  8. >From out of the alley trots a massive herd of fluffy ponies - there must be at least a hundred
  9. >Must be several herds combined
  10. >The man realizes he must stop this right now
  11. >"No!! Fuck off, twerps!!!"
  12. >The man quickly kicks the "smarty friend" into its group of friends
  13. >The smarty fluffy falls to the ground, and there it lay, still and dying
  14. >The rest of its friends look on in awe, and one childish voice cries, "Hewp smawty! Gif' huggies!"
  15. >All of the massive crowd of poor animals merges in on the dying fluffy and, with all their might, compress their little masses into the center of it
  16. >Now the fluffy herd is forming a big orb-ish shape on the pavement
  17. >The air grows denser
  18. >The city stills
  19. >Fluffies from all around New York come together to heed the call of medicinal huggies
  20. >The orb grows ever larger, until
  21. >The sprawling island is thrown in a deafening pop
  22. >All of Downtown Manhattan awakens to a strange sight
  23. >The man looks on as a fluffy pony with the height of two humans walks down broadway towards an Italian eatery
  24.  
  25. >The man's eyes widen
  26. >From all angles, fluffy ponies still flood towards the enormous fluffy pony, each one jumping into its fluff and disappearing like magic
  27. >The huge fluffy pony reaches the Italian restaurant, now amass with wide-eyed patrons
  28. >It soon finds that it is too big to fit through the door
  29. >It takes a deep breath and wails in a thundering, high-pitched voice, "WAN' SKETTIES!!!"
  30. >Fluffy Giant bursts through the front of the establishment and crushes a small child in doing so
  31. >As the panicked diners flood out, including a screaming mother
  32. >Fluffy pony crashes through another wall to the kitchen
  33. >A falling light crashes into the head of a chef and knocks him the fuck out
  34. >Fluffy Giant spots the pot of boiling spaghetti and runs for it
  35. >The pot is emptied in moments
  36. >"'MO'!!"
  37. >All the while, fluffy ponies have been coming into the breaking building and joining in the fluffy giant's fluff, increasing his size exponentially
  38. >Fluffy pony breaks through the roof of the kitchen, and has to drag his head out of the building in a search for more spaghetti
  39. >Outside, waiting for him, are three armored policecars
  40.  
  41. >"ATTENTION, CREATURE: YOU ARE SURROUNDED. THERE'S NO ESCAPING, STAND DOWN NOW, OR FACE DEADLY FORCE."
  42. >Fluffy Giant scans around the street, booming, "WHEW FWEIN'?"
  43. >The captain takes action, "SHOOT THE PRICK!!"
  44. >Gunshots spray into the beast's fluff
  45. >Fluffy Giant is knocked back on its hind hooves and falls to the ground, motionless
  46. >Aside from the injured's cries, all is silent
  47. >A police officer cautiously utters, "I-... is it dead?"
  48. >"I think..."
  49. >"OOOOOWWWWWIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
  50. >The monster gets up in s shriek of terror and adrenaline, and dashes through the police cars
  51. >Fluffy pony dashes down the street, smaller fluffies still constantly adding to its mass
  52. >Fluffy is now approximately the size of a British two-story bus
  53.  
  54. >
  55. >Two days, three hours later
  56. >Downtown Manhattan is a warzone
  57. >The strange fluffy pony-esque creature the government has labeled, "The Anomaly," is currently pawwing at the Empire State Building
  58. >Eventually, its now-calloused and bloodied hooves gain traction at the building's top - the fluffy is now almost as tall as the building
  59. >Fluffy Giant, with some effort, climbsonto the top of the building, and subsequently begins whimpering in a god-like voice, "FWUFFY TOO HIGH, *SOB* WAN' GO DOWN NOW, WAN' HUGGIES"
  60. >The President of the United States looks on from a live video feed
  61. >"What would you like to do, Mr. President?"
  62. >The nation's leader is still a beat
  63. >He sighs, exasperated
  64. >"...Do it."
  65. >He signs the paper
  66. >
  67. >The living citizens have gathered on the docks of manhattan
  68. >Mothers hug their children
  69. >Children cry
  70. >People say things they can never say again
  71. >The plane is approaching
  72. >Few notice and care about the fluffy pony approaching the massive crowd, looking down on the ant-like creatures it once begged to
  73. >Fluffy pony looks down at the crying masses
  74. >"WHY WIDDWE FWEIN'S SA'? HAF' BOOBOOS?"
  75.  
  76. >By chance
  77. >By CHANCE
  78. >The man, from those days before, walks from the crowd up to the creature
  79. >He simply points a finger toward the incoming missile and, through teary eyes, claims, "That. That's why we're sad. It's... it's over..."
  80. >Fluffy Giant looks up at the nuclear weapon
  81. >5
  82. >The monster looks down at the man, now fallen to the cement and whimpering like a child
  83. >He looks up at the fluffy pony one last time
  84. >"I'm... I'm s-... sorry..."
  85. >4
  86. >"S'okay..." Fluffy Giant says, sullenly
  87. >He looks up at the missile once again
  88. >3
  89. >"...NEW FWEIN'?"
  90. >2
  91. >The beast rises up on its hind hooves and outstretches its forehooves
  92. >"HUGGIES!!!"
  93. >1
  94. >The fluffy pony is knocked across the island as the missile sinks into its immense forest of body hair
  95. >The crowd looks on in awe
  96. >
  97. >
  98. >*poomf*
  99. >The Fluffy Giant explodes into a horrifying tidal wave of small fluffy creatures which lightly spreads itself over the island of Manhattan
  100. >The citizens of New York take one each
  101. >New York remembers
  102. >Never forget
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