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- >Downtown Manhattan
- >A typical sight, a stray fluffy pony approaches a bypassing pedestrian
- >"Pwese hewp fwuffy... no can' fin' nummies... so hungie..."
- >The man grunts and walks on
- >Unfortunately, the fluffy pony can't take no for an answer
- >Fluffy pony follows its last hope - for it and its herd
- >"Pweese!! Fwuffies nee' nummies, weawwy weawwy owwies!!"
- >From out of the alley trots a massive herd of fluffy ponies - there must be at least a hundred
- >Must be several herds combined
- >The man realizes he must stop this right now
- >"No!! Fuck off, twerps!!!"
- >The man quickly kicks the "smarty friend" into its group of friends
- >The smarty fluffy falls to the ground, and there it lay, still and dying
- >The rest of its friends look on in awe, and one childish voice cries, "Hewp smawty! Gif' huggies!"
- >All of the massive crowd of poor animals merges in on the dying fluffy and, with all their might, compress their little masses into the center of it
- >Now the fluffy herd is forming a big orb-ish shape on the pavement
- >The air grows denser
- >The city stills
- >Fluffies from all around New York come together to heed the call of medicinal huggies
- >The orb grows ever larger, until
- >The sprawling island is thrown in a deafening pop
- >All of Downtown Manhattan awakens to a strange sight
- >The man looks on as a fluffy pony with the height of two humans walks down broadway towards an Italian eatery
- >The man's eyes widen
- >From all angles, fluffy ponies still flood towards the enormous fluffy pony, each one jumping into its fluff and disappearing like magic
- >The huge fluffy pony reaches the Italian restaurant, now amass with wide-eyed patrons
- >It soon finds that it is too big to fit through the door
- >It takes a deep breath and wails in a thundering, high-pitched voice, "WAN' SKETTIES!!!"
- >Fluffy Giant bursts through the front of the establishment and crushes a small child in doing so
- >As the panicked diners flood out, including a screaming mother
- >Fluffy pony crashes through another wall to the kitchen
- >A falling light crashes into the head of a chef and knocks him the fuck out
- >Fluffy Giant spots the pot of boiling spaghetti and runs for it
- >The pot is emptied in moments
- >"'MO'!!"
- >All the while, fluffy ponies have been coming into the breaking building and joining in the fluffy giant's fluff, increasing his size exponentially
- >Fluffy pony breaks through the roof of the kitchen, and has to drag his head out of the building in a search for more spaghetti
- >Outside, waiting for him, are three armored policecars
- >"ATTENTION, CREATURE: YOU ARE SURROUNDED. THERE'S NO ESCAPING, STAND DOWN NOW, OR FACE DEADLY FORCE."
- >Fluffy Giant scans around the street, booming, "WHEW FWEIN'?"
- >The captain takes action, "SHOOT THE PRICK!!"
- >Gunshots spray into the beast's fluff
- >Fluffy Giant is knocked back on its hind hooves and falls to the ground, motionless
- >Aside from the injured's cries, all is silent
- >A police officer cautiously utters, "I-... is it dead?"
- >"I think..."
- >"OOOOOWWWWWIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
- >The monster gets up in s shriek of terror and adrenaline, and dashes through the police cars
- >Fluffy pony dashes down the street, smaller fluffies still constantly adding to its mass
- >Fluffy is now approximately the size of a British two-story bus
- >
- >Two days, three hours later
- >Downtown Manhattan is a warzone
- >The strange fluffy pony-esque creature the government has labeled, "The Anomaly," is currently pawwing at the Empire State Building
- >Eventually, its now-calloused and bloodied hooves gain traction at the building's top - the fluffy is now almost as tall as the building
- >Fluffy Giant, with some effort, climbsonto the top of the building, and subsequently begins whimpering in a god-like voice, "FWUFFY TOO HIGH, *SOB* WAN' GO DOWN NOW, WAN' HUGGIES"
- >The President of the United States looks on from a live video feed
- >"What would you like to do, Mr. President?"
- >The nation's leader is still a beat
- >He sighs, exasperated
- >"...Do it."
- >He signs the paper
- >
- >The living citizens have gathered on the docks of manhattan
- >Mothers hug their children
- >Children cry
- >People say things they can never say again
- >The plane is approaching
- >Few notice and care about the fluffy pony approaching the massive crowd, looking down on the ant-like creatures it once begged to
- >Fluffy pony looks down at the crying masses
- >"WHY WIDDWE FWEIN'S SA'? HAF' BOOBOOS?"
- >By chance
- >By CHANCE
- >The man, from those days before, walks from the crowd up to the creature
- >He simply points a finger toward the incoming missile and, through teary eyes, claims, "That. That's why we're sad. It's... it's over..."
- >Fluffy Giant looks up at the nuclear weapon
- >5
- >The monster looks down at the man, now fallen to the cement and whimpering like a child
- >He looks up at the fluffy pony one last time
- >"I'm... I'm s-... sorry..."
- >4
- >"S'okay..." Fluffy Giant says, sullenly
- >He looks up at the missile once again
- >3
- >"...NEW FWEIN'?"
- >2
- >The beast rises up on its hind hooves and outstretches its forehooves
- >"HUGGIES!!!"
- >1
- >The fluffy pony is knocked across the island as the missile sinks into its immense forest of body hair
- >The crowd looks on in awe
- >
- >
- >*poomf*
- >The Fluffy Giant explodes into a horrifying tidal wave of small fluffy creatures which lightly spreads itself over the island of Manhattan
- >The citizens of New York take one each
- >New York remembers
- >Never forget
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