FNAF - Joy of Science

>Day 53 at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
>Sitting in the office, watching the monitors.
>Strangely enough, there's no sign of any of the animatronics. It's like they've all disappeared.
>There is something you're curious about though, and this is the perfect opportunity.
>A few seconds later, you stand outside the kitchen door.
>This is it! You're finally gonna find out what this restaurant has been hiding from you all along!
>You grasp the door handle, sweat running down your face, and turn it.
>"Oh, hey there, Mike!"
>It's a laboratory. Why.
>"You couldn't pass me those beakers over there, could you, Mike? Hands are kinda full.."
>Chica points towards some glass beakers, her hands full with a pizza slice and a glass slide, now smeared in grease.
>"Chica, stop contaminatin' the slides!"
>Foxy goes back to mixing glowing liquids together.
"I.. What is this? Where's the bodies?"
>"Bodies? What the hell ya' talking about, Schmidt?"
"Isn't this where the evil whatever brought you guys to life?"
>Bonnie shrugs and goes back to soldering a circuit board.
>"Nah, Mikey. This is where we solve all the world's problems."
>"Chica, don't lie. We just make more efficient pizza ovens."
>"Oh yeah, my bad."
>Close door.
>Walk back to office.
>Think long and hard about your life.