I EAT ASS (Azelf) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 112 HP / 4 Atk / 140 Def / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Taunt
- Explosion
- Fire Blast

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Staraptor) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Final Gambit
- Close Combat
- Double-Edge

HOTHEAD (Infernape) @ Life Orb
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Fire Blast
- Vacuum Wave
- Grass Knot

drone (Yanmega) @ Life Orb
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Air Slash
- Bug Buzz
- Protect
- Defog

CHOMP (Krookodile) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off
- Earthquake
- Pursuit
- Stone Edge

*whistles angrily* (Swellow) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Facade
- U-turn
- Quick Attack