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- S1E01, Life Can Be Beautiful: Part One
- 17-year-old Veronica Sawyer isn't sure if she's going to survive her senior year of high school – unless she can parlay her penmanship skill into status with the Heathers, Westerburg's foremost and most exclusive clique.
- S1E02, Life Can Be Beautiful: Part Two
- Veronica has a shot at joining the Heathers – if she's willing to sell her old pal Martha up the river as part of a cruel prank. Is Veronica very enough for her new squad?
- S1E03, Candy Store Four
- Veronica and the Heathers spend their time enforcing the status quo, and love it – but is it safe out there for Heathers when a certain Beleaguered Geek prowls Westerburg's halls with ill intent?
- S1E04, Binge Watching
- Heather Duke has a little problem. The other Heathers don't much care, but can Veronica help the green Heather before she turns green again?
- S1E05, Name Pitcher
- Veronica has a crush! Will the Heathers let her live it down?
- S1E06, Persona Non Grata
- Young Republicanette has disrespected the Heathers, and it naturally follows that it's time to shun her. But is Veronica willing to go along with the Heathers' very tactics?
- S1E07, Substitute Heather
- Heather McNamara's parents are getting divorced, and she wants to be alone. Can Veronica don the yellow dress? Will anybody recognize her?
- S1E08, Party To The End
- It's homecoming time, and when Ram and Kurt's parents leave, all bets are off! Romance will ensue, tensions will rise, and at the end of it all there's going to be one less person hanging out with the Heathers.
- S1E09, Lethal Angst
- Heather Chandler is dead in an apparent suicide! The whole school goes bonkers, but only Veronica and her new boyfriend JD know the truth.
- S1E10, Scrunchie Bunch
- In the massive power vacuum created by Heather Chandler's demise, anyone could become the new Alpha Heather. The only way to settle this, of course, is croquet.
- S1E11, Third Wheel Of Fortune
- Veronica and JD have a hot date planned. Too bad that Heather McNamara feels a sudden desire to hang out now, of all times. What can Veronica do?
- S1E12, Ich Luge Blues
- Emergency at the graveyard! Ram and Kurt need release, like, yesterday. Spurned football players do not make good enemies, as Veronica is about to learn, but JD has ideas on how to deal with them...
- S1E13, Gay Buried
- Ram and Kurt are both dead, shot in an apparent gay suicide pact. A town tries to come to terms with its deeply repressed sexual issues. All Veronica can say is: oh no, not again...
- S1E14, Seventeen And Guilty
- Veronica wonders: are we going to hell? JD wonders: are we going out still?
- S1E15, Westerburg 101
- Westerburg's staff tries to assure the freshmen (to no avail) that no, this isn't “the suicide school”. Heather McNamara is in trouble, and JD and Veronica need to have a serious talk.
- S1E16, Middle School Syndrome
- Ram's little sister, Preppy Stud's little sister, and a few of their classmates are considering mass suicide?!? Veronica needs to set them straight, and stat.
- S1E17, Brain Freezer Burn
- Daily life with Jason and Big Bud Dean. In the wake of lost love, JD is completely unhinged; something big is brewing in the Dean household.
- S1E18, Duke Of Westerburg
- Heather Duke looks out on her kingdom and considers her power. Does she have everything she wants from life? Is there more? A mysterious stranger approaches her with a mysterious, strange offer.
- S1E19, Dreams Worth Having
- Ever since she's joined the Heathers, Veronica's paid little attention to Martha. What's going on with her? How does she feel about all of this?
- S1E20, A Date With Heather
- Veronica's felt a bit incomplete since the date with JD. Heather McNamara needs human contact badly.
- S1E21, I Am Damaged: Part One
- Martha's in the hospital, but that's just a distraction: JD's master plan is coming to fruition, and Westerburg might be wiped off the map! How do you make your ex-boyfriend go away when you're in a closet and he has a gun?
- S1E22, I Am Damaged: Part Two
- In the explosive finale of Heathers: The Series' first season, a clash between visionaries determines the fate of Westerburg's students! Can Veronica save the pep rally from becoming a crater? And who really runs the school, anyway?
- S2E01, The Gay Of The Future
- While taking a midnight walk, Heather McNamara and Veronica find a freshman from their school, Aiden Brown, in fear for his life because of his sexuality. Horrified, they swear to make sure nothing like this happens again.
- S2E02, Westerburg High Noir
- The police are finally trying to figure out what happened to Jason Dean. Can Veronica reveal the truth to anyone – even her best friends?
- S2E03, Natural Election
- Heather Duke is a shoo-in for Student Council President; her only competition is the thoroughly unappealing Lame Boy Scout. Can Veronica avoid her newfound red scrunchie power being undermined?
- S2E04, The Great Gal Pal Heist
- Heather McNamara's parents aren't comfortable with their daughter dating another girl. Veronica has to enter stealth mode.
- S2E05, Tightanic
- Westerburg's whole football team is so, so clearly gay. Martha ships it.
- S2E06, God Hates Mondays
- Local pastor Father Ripper (brother of Westerburg's very own coach, Coach Ripper) has heard that there are gays afoot! Can Westerburg survive his picketings? (Yes. The answer is yes.)
- S2E07, Welcome To The Aiden Club
- Heather McNamara's pet project, gay freshman Aiden Brown, has a dark and troubled past; he's HIV-positive. In Westerburg's increasingly progressive environment, though, he can be open and honest about it, right?
- S2E08, Unrequieted
- Goth Girl likes Martha. Martha is straight, but too awkward to say so to her face. Hijinks.
- S2E09, Tweaker Of The Dead
- Veronica accidentally starts a side business as a medium. It's all fun and games until Heather Chandler wants to tell New Wave Party Girl how she actually died.
- S2E10, Pride Charade
- Heather Duke organizes a rally for gay rights, but she mostly has social approval on the mind. Meanwhile, Aiden visits Father Ripper and gives him a piece of his mind.
- S2E11, I Love Heather
- A day at the county fair! Veronica is too hesitant to say “I love you”. Heather is too quick. Martha finds this troubling.
- S2E12, Hypocritical Hit
- Father Ripper has AIDS, and, despite his insistence that it's the result of a bad blood infusion or something, it's still done a lot to change his opinion. Why does Aiden look so satisfied with himself?
- S2E13, Drugs And Kisses
- After Stoner Chick has an AIDS scare thanks to contaminated needles, Ms. Fleming tries to run an assembly on why drugs are bad – but her heart's not in it.
- S2E14, Gently And With A Chainsaw
- They're building a statue to commemorate Heather Chandler. She won't shut up about how awful it looks. Meanwhile, Ram and Kurt can't stand this whole thing where being gay is accepted now. Doth they protest too much?
- S2E15, Destroyer Of Worlds
- Heather McNamara catches Aiden in a compromising position at a football after-party. He explains his hopes and dreams to her, and she swears not to tell a soul.
- S2E16, Shut Up And Talk It Out
- Beleaguered Geek has some issues he needs to work out, and he needs to talk to someone, badly. Fortunately, the Duke-tor is in.
- S2E17, Transparency Issues
- Heather McNamara is obviously hiding something, and it is bugging the fuck out of Veronica. JD's ghost taunting her that something big is about to happen does not help matters.
- S2E18, Dunnstock Holmes
- Detective Martha on the case! Why is everything so weird lately? What's Aiden up to?
- S2E19, Typhoid Very
- Flu season is coming. In the nurse's office, Aiden tampers with the shots that are going to be given to everyone in school; he reflects on his master plan and how no one will be able to ignore his cries soon.
- S2E20/S2E21, Gays Upon Your Doom, Parts 1 and 2
- In the bloody two-part finale to Heathers: The Series, Season 2, a line forms, shots are given, and horrifying confessions about last season are finally delivered. Can Aiden's plot be interrupted? He's positive that it can't.
- S3E01, A Magickal Christmas
- Martha feels some trouble connecting with her still-reeling friends, but ultimately, she finds her own hangout. Meanwhile, Heather Duke grows closer to Veronica and Heather McNamara over the holidays.
- S3E02, Carpet F-Bomb
- Heather McNamara is smart, really. But last semester was very bad for her and her grades weren't worth writing home about. Well, Westerburg did write home about them, and now it's up to her and her friends to make sure her parents don't read it.
- S3E03, Who Controls The Past
- Ms. Fleming is absolutely certain some Westerburg students are repressing memories concerning horrifying traumas. Veronica is beyond skeptical.
- S3E04, Rising Sun Over Westerburg
- A new scourge has appeared in the bottom rungs of Westerburg's social structure: anime. Heather Duke initially takes the opportunity to mock it, but the trend is creeping up the different cliques and castes and there might be no escape.
- S3E05, Big Fund
- Martha is determined to get Big Fun to play at prom (despite concerns from the principal about backmasked messages hidden in their music); Veronica and Heather McNamara have trouble getting some privacy around Westerburg.
- S3E06, So Slightly
- Veronica, McNamara, and, begrudgingly, Duke, agree to attend Martha's “club”. Heather Duke is stunned, not only at how uncool they are, but at how little they're bothered by her opinion of them. It shakes her.
- S3E07, The Smell Of Books In The Morning
- Father Ripper is trying to get anyone who'll listen to take part in a bonfire of offensive literature, and he gets some big names in on it. This is of particular concern to Martha and the D&D club.
- S3E08, Polybius
- Veronica feels the need to humor Beleaguered Geek by hanging out with him (platonically, she must make clear). And so she learns of the new shipment at the Sherwood Arcade, and the strange effect it's having on people.
- S3E09, Who Controls The Future
- Ms. Fleming offers Heather McNamara some much-needed extra credit in exchange for some much-unneeded amateur psychotherapy. Meanwhile, Stoner Chick is inducted into the D&D club and learns what they're really all about.
- S3E10, The Dream Times
- It's becoming cool to not be cool in Westerburg, and Heather Duke is just trying to cope. Meanwhile, Martha is promised something impossible by her friends.
- S3E11, SOS
- An old friend of Veronica and Martha, Betty Finn, is in town, but she's gone all evangelical. Nobody tell her about Veronica and Heather.
- S3E12, Psychic Needed
- Martha tells Veronica some incredibly important secrets, but there are ulterior motives at play. Veronica isn't so sure she wants to help.
- S3E13, It's Raining Omen
- Aiden just died in jail, and the voices in Veronica's head are going crazy. Something's coming, and it's big, and it's bad. Veronica's increasingly strange behavior worries Heather McNamara, and outright drives Martha away.
- S3E14, Abduction Of The Innocent
- Martha gets Ram's little sister into D&D, and things just get a lot worse from there.
- S3E15, Who Controls The Present
- Now that Martha knows the true full extent of the occult's involvement in current events, everything looks different to her. She tries to get Heather Duke to cancel the prom, but Heather Duke says: fat chance.
- S3E16, Heather's Jacket
- One of Heather McNamara's therapy sessions gets a bit too intense, and Ms. Fleming suggests institutionalization to the principal. Martha finally levels with Veronica, and they swear to save the day – but could it be too late?
- S3E17, Irrepressible Memories
- There were once four Heathers. Heather East – now the mysterious leader of the D&D club – wouldn't always play along, until she finally got well and truly on Heather Chandler's bad side and had to change schools. She remembers her story as her master plan is set into motion.
- S3E18, Not Since Carrie, Part 1
- Prom is interrupted by the opening of a portal to hell, and demonic instantiations of late classmates run amok. Heather Chandler is prom queen by fiat and there's no getting through to her.
- S3E19, Not Since Carrie, Part 2
- With McNamara rescued, it's now up to Veronica, McNamara, and Martha to speak some sense into Chandler so that the end of days can be averted. But first they'll have to break through Kurt and Ram, who have the school on lockdown.
- S3E20, Not Since Carrie, Part 3
- Heather East, her followers, JD, and Aiden believe that everything is going according to plan, as they ascend towards their ultimate purpose of consuming the Earth and killing God. Some people, on the other hand, just want to graduate.
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