4chan University - Chapter 5

>Be Seamus
>you just told Chiyo you thought she was cute
>you're both furiously blushing
>"And here I thought all you musicians were about flowery metaphors"
"I-I like getting t-to the p-point."
>knees weak
>a taller girl in a similar outfit comes up
>"Is this guy bothering you sis?"
>She must be Ayumani
"Hi, you're Ayunami right?"
>"I'm not talking to you, b-baka"
>well then
>"No sis, we're just talking."
>"Well I'm going home."
>"OKAY BYE SIS!"
>Ayunami storms off
>"She means well. She's just a little overbearing"
"Do you want a drink?"
>"That sounds lovely"
>You grab her some punch
>Chuck winks at you
>You give her what should have been yours, just in case
"You want to go sit down?"
>she grabs your hand and leads you to the couches
>"So what's your major?"
"Music. Concentration is musical saw."
>"Musical what?"
"Saw. I'll play for you some time."
>"Lowes or Home Depot?"
"Please. I design all my own insturments."
>"Now I know you're full of shit."
"Sometimes."
>She giggles
>Conrad comes and sits next to you
>seriously bro?
"Chiyo, this is Conrad. He lives down the hall from me."
>she waves at him
>"Dude, I'm trying to convince Emily to go talk to that medusa."
>well can you do it somewhere else?
>you turn to Chiyo
"Give me a second."
>You get up and walk over to Emily
"Need help?"
>"What do you mean?"
"You've been staring at that tentacle monster since we got here. Want me to introduce you to her?"
>her eyes glaze over
>you grab her arm and lead her to her
>You tap the monster on her shoulder
>"Yes?"
"My friend Emily wanted to meet you."
>She looks down at Emily
>"My my, aren't you precious. I'm Demona"
>mission accomplished
>you go back to Chiyo
>Conrad is putting his mack on
>"And that's why Superman is actually the worst superhero ever."
"Sorry about that."
>You sit down next to Chiyo and she leans back into you
>you wrap your arm around her
>You make eye contact with Conrad
>"WELL I MUST BE GOING NOW"
>He gets up and wanders over to Brandon and Sarah
>you look down at Chiyo
"He means well."
>"He said you were a good guy. Should I trust him?"
"I sure hope so."
>suddenly the music turns to an acoustic cover of Telephone Line (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DihMwnF3jY)
>You start singing out of habit
"That's what I'd say. I'd tell you everything."
>"If you pick up that telephone"
>Her voice is angelic
>you stare into each others eyes
"Wanna dance?"
>your mouth is dry
>you go dizzy as you forget to breathe
>"Absolutely."
You lead her to the dance floor
>Pairs are starting to form
>Usagi/Lilly, Emily/Demona
>You look down at Chiyo
>She looks up at you
>you kiss
>time stops
>"WOO! GET SOME HUEY!"
>god fucking dammit
>The music ends and everyone stares at you two
"What? Has nobody here seen a straight couple?"
>You go back to the couch with Chiyo
"So..."
>"So?"
"I'm just trying to process all this."
>"You don't have a girl back home do you?"
>she looks panicked
"OH! No. Didn't mean to scare you."
>she sighs and lays her head on your shoulder
>this is heaven
>Keksandra comes up to you
>"I'm taking credit for all this."
>You"shurg
"You can be the flower girl at the wedding"
>Conrad comes up
>"Hey, I'm gonna bounce. You good here?"
>you look around
>everyone's starting to leave
"You ready to go Chiyo?"
>she nods
"Okay, let's bounce"
>Chiyo grabs your hand as the three of you walk towards the door
"Where's Emily?"
>Conrad gives you a knowing look
"Enough said."
>As you walk home, Chiyo starts singing again
>"All I want to get is. A little bit closer." (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9NSMY8QiQ)
"All I wanna know is. Can you come a little closer?"
>she takes off running
>"IT'S NOT JUST ALL PHYSICAL. I'M THE TYPE WHO WON'T GET OH SO CRITICAL"
>you chase
"SO LET'S MAKE THINGS PHYSICAL. I WON'T TREAT YOU LIKE YOU'RE OH SO TYPICAL"
>you catch up to her
"I won't treat you like you're typical"
>you pick her up and spin her around
>she squeals and giggles
>You set her down before your skinny arms give out
"I can get used to this."
>"me too"
>HEY WAIT UP, I DON'T WANNA GET RAPED!"
>Conrad runs up, panting
>you all walk back to the dorm
"What room are you in?"
>"/c/"
>you stop at her room
>Conrad continues walking
>good man
>You look down at your girl
>"I had a really great time tonight."
"Oh is the night already over?"
>"You boys are all the same."
"Can we at least get food tomorrow?"
>"Definitely. Goodnight Seamus."
>She kisses you on the cheek
>you float back to your room
"I love college."