Shiver my KnuxRouge

Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOIzwV8SzpQ
Karaoke Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zoC6-O8vNM

-----Remade Version-----

Shiver my Knuxrouge, shiver my post;
Yo-ho-he-ho!
It's cringeworthy cancer, that deserve a roast!
Yo-ho-he-ho!

And he sailed his ship through his days of old,
made the most cancerous story ever told.
It is filled with despair for you, brother,
climaxing with him throwing his mother.

Shiver my Knuxrouge, shiver my thread;
Yo-ho-he-ho!
During his story, you'll want to see him dead,
Yo-ho-he-ho!

When Shadrouge won, he drowned his life in rum,
Even /v/ themselves thought to call him scum.
Every man that thread had disagreed with he,
he must of had autism since the age of three!
The age of three!
The age of three!

5-6-7-8!

HULA WOKA, HULA WOKA, SOMETHING NOT RIGHT!
MANY DARK AND SAD STORIES GONNA UNWIND TONIGHT!
HULA WOKA, HULA WOKA, BOARD GO-ERS BEWARE!
When there is ship proof in the ground,
A asshole's in the air!
Asshole in the air!

ONE MORE TIME NOW!

Shiver my Knuxrouge, shiver my board!
Yo-Ho-He-Ho!
These secrets should of forever been stored!
Yo-Ho-He-Ho!

When the truth is told, and the post is sent,
There is only one way this could of went!

And when cancer, and autism is in one,
You can bet your smut, this man should die and be done!

YAAAAAA YA YA YA AAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA

Shiver my Knuxrouge, Shiver my /v/,
HE'S A DICK; WE AGREE!

-----Original Song-----

Shiver My Timbers, shiver My Soul
Yo Ho He Ho
There are men whos hearts as black as coal
Yo Ho He Ho

And they sailed their ship across the ocean blue
A Bloodthirsty captain and a cut throat crew.
It's a darker tale as was ever told
Of a lust for treasure and a love of gold...

Shiver My Timbers, Shiver my sides
Yo ho he ho
There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides
Yo ho he ho

And those buccaneers drowned their sins in rum,
The devil himself would have to call em scum!
Every man on board would have killed his mate for a bag of
ginnys or a piece of eight, a piece of eight, a piece of eight

5 6 7 8
HULA WOKA HULA WOKA SOMETHING NOT RIGHT
MANY WICKY ICKY THINGS GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT
HULA WOKA HULA WOKA SAILOR MAN BEWARE
When the money in the ground there's murder in the air,
Murder in the air.

ONE MORE TIME NOW

Shiver my timbers, Shiver my bones
Yo ho he ho
There are secrets that sleep with old davy jones
Yo ho he ho

When the main sails set and the anchor's weighed
Theres no turning back from any course that's laid
And when greed and felony sail the sea,
you can bet your boots there'll be treachery HA HA HA

YAAAAAA YA YA YA AAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA

Shiver my timbers, Shiver my sail
Dead men tell no tales!