Punny Pinkie: Noodles

>So bored...
>Dear lord were you bored.
>Looking around the room, there was absolutely nothing to do.
>You guess it would be a good idea to refer to an old pastime when bored: Cooking.
>First you needed some supplies.
>Heading out to the market, you grab some spaghetti, your favorite food.
>As you hand the bits to pay for your pasta, a pink blur catches your eye.
>Looking all around, you don't see it again.
>You've been avoiding that pink monstrosity for a week now.
>Grabbing your bag, you quickly make your way home.
>You begin setting up for your "boredom" meal by filling up a pot of water.
>Placing it on the stove, you get ready the spaghetti ready.
>You take a strainer, place it in the sink, and look out the window, nearly shitting yourself from the sight.
>Pinkie stands in your window with that horrid smile.
>"Making spaghetti just to pasta time away? Now that's using your noodle!"