12 days & Trance Addicts

12 Hypnotic Days of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a hypno subject deep in trance for me

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two pretty visions

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three peaceful feelings

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four numbing limbs

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five hours of trance!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six eyes a watering

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven steps-a-deeper

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight thoughts a fading

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine breaths-a-taking

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten arms relaxing

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven heavy bodies

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve eyes-a-closing

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Shut up Ye Merry Trance Addicts!!

Shaddup ye merry trance addicts
it's much to your dismay
to hear that we won't trance your asses
every single day
you nag and nag us every hour
you just won't go away
there is no hope for comfort and joy
oy oy oy...
there is no hope for comfort and joy.

God rest ye merry trance addicts
I'll tell you once again
I will not hypnotize you
when will your begging end?
your nagging it just trails on
it just won't go away
There is no hope for comfort and joy
oy oy oy...
there is just no hope for comfort and joy.

God rest ye merry trance addicts
this song it must now end
and hopefully you'll wander off
and leave me here to mend
for I have such a pounding headache
please don't ask again...

...damn

there is just no hope for comfort and joy
oy oy oy
there is just no hope for comfort and joy