Watery Lion City
A Short Story
by O$P$
Ah Lian 1 was thinking about Ah Lian 2 again. Ah Lian 2 was a Mai Hum Horse with Sparkly Armpit Hair and Butt-tiful Butt.

Ah Lian 1 walked over to the window and reflected on her Lion-y surroundings. She had always hated Watery Lion City with its tame, tart The Merlion. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel concerned.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a Mai Hum figure of Ah Lian 2 .

Ah Lian 1 gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a Spontaneous, Hao Lian, Coffee drinker with Smol Armpit Hair and Smoller Butt. Her friends saw her as an average, annoying Angel. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a flaky injured ego.

But not even a Spontaneous person who had once jumped into a river and saved a flaky injured ego, was prepared for what Ah Lian 2 had in store today.

The Rain hammered like Cuddling Cat, making Ah Lian 1 unstable. Ah Lian 1 grabbed a Bumpy Popcorn that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Ah Lian 1 stepped outside and Ah Lian 2 came closer, she could see the cooing smile on her face.

"I am here because I want justice," Ah Lian 2 bellowed, in a Yao Gui tone. She slammed her fist against Ah Lian 1's chest, with the force of 2255 Dog. "I frigging love you, Ah Lian 1 ."

Ah Lian 1 looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the Bumpy Popcorn. "Ah Lian 2, you are the world's cutest girl," she replied.

They looked at each other with anxious feelings, like two ratty, raspy Rabbit Loving at a very Chee Bai Stake Out, which had Fall Out Boy music playing in the background and two adorable uncles Eating Snake to the beat.

Ah Lian 1 regarded Ah Lian 2's Sparkly Armpit Hair and Butt-tiful Butt. She held out her hand. "Let's not fight," she whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Ah Lian 2.

"Please?" begged Ah Lian 1 with puppy dog eyes.

Ah Lian 2 looked afraid, her body blushing like a plastic, purple Pee.

Then Ah Lian 2 came inside for a nice cup of Coffee.

THE END