Vangoghcrc grunted and panted as he dodged another ferocious swing of the half-man, half-president's glorious slavery-abolishing fire axe. He was bleeding all over the place; he could only survive a few minutes at most. This fight would be harder to run from than that CHILL Ntag. With the recent modifications to his body, and to his precious lifeline of nanites, he couldn't even heal effectively.
  Vangoghcrc summoned all his strength, inhaled, and tried to screech, but he was cut short by the President's neckjab, faster than the speed of light and harder than the love of ten million trucks. He choked, grabbed his throat and stumbled back onto the ground. Abe was on him in a flash of light, tearing off his pants with the fury of twenty million Presidents. "FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO" he began
  Vangoghcrc knew what was coming, and a deep fear had taken root in both his butt and his heart. "pLEAse nO I didNT mEAN tO pOOn ntags!!" But nothing could stop the 16th president of the united state's fury. "FOUR SCORE AND TWENTY YEARS AGO, OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH THIS CONTINENT" - he began shoving his massive presidential penis, embossed with the seal of the Glorious Sovereign Nation of the United States, deep into the filthy abomination communist's anus. "A NEW NATION" - he pushed it in harder. "CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY!" he yelled, as he forced his slavery-abolishing murderboner into the criminal offender.
   "AND DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN" - he brought his axe high above his head - "ARE. CREATED. EQUALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" he yelled, his massive bass voice echoing the entire MOO and shattering several windows in Necropolis. He brought his axe down on Vangoghcrc's head, hewing his skull in two in one glorious nation-uniting blow, as his penis exploded into a flash of red white and blue light that blinded the MOO for one second. Even Talum could feel the vibrations and shaking of the Glorious True President's voice deep inside her nanite hole, where her lover's now deceased nanite healer had once dwealt for many a year.
   Abe stepped away from the now destroyed corpse of Vangoghcrc, and gazed at Freedom City. All of the Citizen clones were becoming hulking adonises or beautiful aphrodites, each with the strength or physique of ten million gods, painted red white and blue. God bless America. God bless Liberty.


3:04 pm [zotnet] necrodracula exclaims, "[A##*v][ 52%] Abe's Special Commemorative Rail fire axe crashes into vangoghcrc's chest with extreme force.  CRUNCH!"