I've got a little list

I've got a little list (The /v/ikado) - based on "I've got a little list" from The Mikado

Original (the lyrics vary in each performance): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NLV24qTnlg
Instrumental: https://soundcloud.com/libertyshorts/obamikado-ive-got-a-little

As some day it may happen that a janny must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of  vidya board shitposters who do like to make a sound
Who never would be missed - who never would be missed

There's the console warring baiters who delight in arguments
The ones who likes to false flag lots of things that don't make sense
The PS4, the Xbox One, the Wii U and PC
They'll post some crying faces and reply to them with glee
As all those (you)s keep flooding in they never will desist
They'd none of them be missed — they'd none of them be missed!

He's got them on the list — he's got them on the list;
And they'll none of them be missed — they'll none of them be missed.

There's the anons who do like to post their favourite girls in games
Lonely fags who can't resist - I've got them on the list
And people who think problems all on reddit can be blamed
They never would be missed — they never would be missed!

There's the fanboys of a game who in enthusiastic tone
Derail a conversation and then try to make their own
The guy that they call Barneyfag who sperging out is fond
When someone posts a pony just to get him to respond
Nostalgiafags who everything but retro games dismiss
I don't think they'd be missed — I'm sure they'd not be missed!

He's got 'em on the list — he's got em' on the list;
And I don't think they'll be missed — I'm sure they'll not be missed!

The ego driven tripfag fucking faggot Manly Tears
That hemorrhagic cyst - he's going on the list
And NEETs who proudly boast about their lack of a career
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed.

The off topic threads which seem to want to talk about their feels
And well endowed 2D girls who remind a deal's a deal
Let's not forget the ones who are most inexcusable
Those posters who are making yet another musical
September comes around and it seems they just can't resist
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed

You may put them on the list — you may put them on the list;
And they'll none of them be missed — they'll none of them be missed!