[] Yes
[X] This
[X] Came here to say this
[] Logged in just to upvote this
[] I know this will never be seen but...
[X] I found this gem...
[X] This will be downvoted to hell/buried but...
[] This should have more upvotes
[] An upvote for you, good sir
[X] You are a gentleman and a scholar
[X] You magnificent bastard
[] M'lady / tips fedora
[] Someone give this man reddit gold
[X] Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming
[X] That escalated quickly
[X] To the top with you!
[X] Lost it at ____
[X] This is why we can't have nice things
[X] Faith in humanity restored
[X] Whoa / mind = blown
[X] Manly tears were shed
[] Cutting onions
[X] I know that feel, bro
[X] Right in the feels
[X] Risky click
[] Shots fired
[X] Nailed it
[X] You. I like you
[X] I regret that I only have one upvote to give
[X] Tree fiddy
[X] Was not disappointed
[X] Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______?
[X] What did I just read?
[X] Da fuq?
[X] YOU HAD ONE JOB
[X] I can't fap to this
[X] Cakeday
[X] What are you doing, stahp
[X] For science
[X] That's enough internet for me today
[X] Would not bang
[X] x/10 would (not) Y
[X] What is this I don't even?
[] How is this WTF?
[X] Circlejerk must be leaking
[X] Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym
[X] Said no one ever
[X] I have the weirdest boner right now
[X] /thread
[X] My first post
[] Edit: wow I can't believe my top comment is about _______
[] EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!
[] EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!
[] Are you me?
[] The picture that brought me to reddit
[] Directions unclear - dick stuck in _______
[X] I laughed way harder than I should have
[] It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions.
[] Plot twist: _____
[] Source: _____
[X] Step one: be attractive. Step two: don't be unattractive.
[] Broken Arms - Mom jerked him off
[] ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____/ etc
[] Something involving sex with "your mom"
[] Mom's spaghetti
[] Tom Cruise
[] Ghandi (Gandhi*)
[] [________ intensifies]
[] rekt
[] Banana for scale
[] You da real MVP
[] I spat out my _____ laughing at that
[X] You're doing god's work.
[] u fookin wot m8
[] Woosh!
[] _% of the time, it works every time
[] I am disapoint
[] RIP in peace
[] Remember when _______? Pepperidge Farm remembers
[] Jet fuel can/can't melt dank memes.
[X] Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!