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  5. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:24:57 No.7446954
  6. Replies: >>7447012 >>7447141 >>7447552 >>7448329
  7.  
  8. What's it like to cuddle with a girl?
  9.  
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  11. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:30:11 No.7447007
  12. Replies: >>7448007
  13.  
  14. Extraordinarily uncomfortable.
  15.  
  16. Its hot and every position she likes will feel like she's trying to contort your body for kicks.
  17.  
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  19. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:30:51 No.7447012
  20. Replies: >>7447071 >>7447268 >>7448007
  21.  
  22. >>7446954 (OP)
  23. annoying. It's fucking hard to sleep like that
  24. >bed gets ten times warmer
  25. >oxygen levels in room become twice as shit
  26. >you have half the bed
  27. >mfw I wake up because my gf is tugging on my penis
  28. >mfw she is asleep
  29. I swear I'm gonna have to get my own bedroom
  30.  
  31. >>
  32. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:37:14 No.7447071
  33. Replies: >>7447538 >>7448007
  34.  
  35. >>7447012
  36. also spooning sucks because there's hair all in your face and where are your arms supposed to go?
  37.  
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  39. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:43:37 No.7447141
  40.  
  41. >>7446954 (OP)
  42. Don't listen to these faggots, OP. Cuddling is great
  43.  
  44. >>
  45. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:43:38 No.7447142
  46. Replies: >>7447210 >>7447260
  47.  
  48. It's good as long as you're the big spoon.
  49. >not pressing your raging boner against her giant ass
  50.  
  51. >>
  52. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:50:23 No.7447210
  53. Replies: >>7447612
  54.  
  55. >>7447142
  56. You sir are a liar and a fraud. Big spoon is the "arms go numb from either being under some sort of weight or in odd spots" position
  57. If you like waking up not being able to feel your arm, yeah it's just peachy.
  58.  
  59. >>
  60. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:53:10 No.7447246
  61. Replies: >>7447373 >>7447664 >>7447690 >>7447758
  62.  
  63. >tfw cuddling leads to petting
  64. >tfw petting leads to heavy sexual tension
  65. >tfw tension leads to slow sex
  66. >tfw slow sex turns into rough sex
  67. >tfw right back to cuddling after cumming
  68. >repeat process
  69.  
  70. i'd say it's pretty cool
  71.  
  72. >>
  73. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:53:58 No.7447260
  74.  
  75. >>7447142
  76. >tfw male and enjoy being the little spoon
  77.  
  78. it's easier to sleep and my gf doesn't mind it
  79.  
  80. >>
  81. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:55:03 No.7447268
  82.  
  83. >>7447012
  84. I to have issues with not being able to get to sleep when I'm with my girl. At least on the bed. Somehow, I have no problems with this on the couch.
  85.  
  86. >>
  87. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)15:57:09 No.7447285
  88. Replies: >>7447433
  89.  
  90. you'll inevitably have to keep your downward arm in some intensely uncomfortable position, demanding all of your attention for the entire duration.
  91.  
  92. Unless she's on top of you; that's nice. I guess you could spray a dog with perfume and pull him on top of your torso for roughly the same effect.
  93.  
  94. >>
  95. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:06:06 No.7447373
  96.  
  97. >>7447246
  98. This is the best thing in the world. A fucking sleepless night.
  99.  
  100. >>
  101. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:11:25 No.7447433
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  106. >>7447285
  107.  
  108. Yeah, it's not the same...
  109.  
  110. >>
  111. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:15:45 No.7447466
  112.  
  113. Never was really into cuddling until I found a girl I really liked.
  114.  
  115. Best fucking thing ever.
  116. >tfw when she b-b-backs that ass up into your crotch for spooning
  117. >tfw smelling her hair that releases happy brain chemicals
  118. >tfw she puts your hand on her boobs
  119. >tfw it leads to sex
  120. >tfw you go back to cuddling after sex
  121.  
  122. >>
  123. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:20:19 No.7447517
  124. Replies: >>7447536
  125.  
  126. Anyone that complains about discomfort with arms and hair in their face is a fucking amateur. Can't into pillow manipulation.
  127.  
  128. Cuddling's the shit btw.
  129.  
  130. >>
  131. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:22:42 No.7447536
  132. Replies: >>7447669
  133.  
  134. >>7447517
  135. Teach me your way, master of the pillows.
  136.  
  137. >>
  138. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:23:00 No.7447538
  139. Replies: >>7447551
  140.  
  141. >>7447071
  142.  
  143. >hair all in your face
  144.  
  145. Girl hair is soft and it feels good as long as it doesn't get in your eye. If you don't like it, you can just ask her to tuck her hair over her shoulder, anyway.
  146.  
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  148. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:24:22 No.7447551
  149.  
  150. >>7447538
  151. The girls I've cuddled with all moved their hair out of the way by themselves. They know what's up.
  152.  
  153. >>
  154. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:24:25 No.7447552
  155. Replies: >>7447572 >>7447637
  156.  
  157. >>7446954 (OP)
  158. >have had a few girls in my bed
  159. >never cuddle or had sex
  160.  
  161. >>
  162. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:26:12 No.7447572
  163.  
  164. >>7447552
  165. whose fault do you think that is?
  166.  
  167. step yo game up nigga. all girls i've cuddled with i just grabbed and pulled them close. chicks love it (assuming they already kind of like you of course)
  168.  
  169. >>
  170. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:30:16 No.7447595
  171. Replies: >>7447614 >>7447658 >>7447659 >>7447666
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  176. >tfw super qt girl I picked up at the bar last night just left after almost a full day of cuddling/lying in bed
  177. >tfw couldnt get it up cuz too drunk
  178.  
  179. >>
  180. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:32:04 No.7447612
  181. Replies: >>7448047
  182.  
  183. >>7447210
  184. I sleep with my right arm under the pillow, and my left arm over her.
  185.  
  186. That doesn't fix my snoring problem, though.
  187.  
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  189. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:32:10 No.7447614
  190. Replies: >>7447650
  191.  
  192. >>7447595
  193. Was she understanding or did she laugh at you?
  194.  
  195. >>
  196. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:32:59 No.7447625
  197. Replies: >>7447686
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  202. Wh-what's it like to cuddle with a guy?
  203.  
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  205. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:34:29 No.7447637
  206.  
  207. >>7447552
  208. How do you manage to get a girl in your bed and not cuddle? I get the not having sex part. But not cuddling?
  209. I have lots of female friends. And all of them who are close enough to be comfortable lying in my bed, also love cuddling. Girls are more comfortable with this stuff and cuddlier than guys. At the same time it's more casual and less sexual for them. They cuddle with their female friends all the time, chances are if they get in bed with a male friend they are down to cuddle with him too.
  210.  
  211. Well and IF they are down to cuddling some might go further...
  212.  
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  214. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:35:44 No.7447650
  215.  
  216. >>7447614
  217. She was actually pretty understanding...she said something along the lines of not wanting to do it the first time we hang out anyways
  218.  
  219. Plus my hands and tongue still worked so I think she was happy...she stuck around until like 330 haha
  220.  
  221. >>
  222. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:36:31 No.7447658
  223. Replies: >>7447722 >>7447738
  224.  
  225. >>7447595
  226. I know that feel. I've gotten lucky so many times when I was absolutely shitfaced. Sad thing is, after like 10 beers my dick is useless.
  227.  
  228. >>
  229. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:36:31 No.7447659
  230. Replies: >>7447722
  231.  
  232. >>7447595
  233. did you go the bar alone, or were you there with a group?
  234.  
  235. >>
  236. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:36:51 No.7447664
  237. Replies: >>7447670
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  242. >>7447246
  243. petting?
  244.  
  245. >>
  246. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:37:05 No.7447666
  247. Replies: >>7447722
  248.  
  249. >>7447595
  250.  
  251. How fucking drunk were you if you couldn't get it up the whole day?
  252.  
  253. >>
  254. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:37:13 No.7447669
  255.  
  256. >>7447536
  257. Arm under pillow. No more discomfort there.
  258.  
  259. As for the hair, you need to get creative depending on the position. Neck on shoulder, or maybe put a pillow over her hair if you're trying to sleep and know she won't notice.
  260.  
  261. >>
  262. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:37:20 No.7447670
  263.  
  264. >>7447664
  265. Feeling her up
  266.  
  267. >>
  268. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:38:30 No.7447686
  269.  
  270. >>7447625
  271.  
  272. I've had hetero cuddles with an extremely attractive man before.
  273.  
  274. And by "hetero cuddles," I mean "we were 18, horny as fuck, but in our 'YO I AIN'T A FAGGOT' stage so we just snuggled and didn't make any moves that were too gay."
  275.  
  276. >>
  277. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:38:43 No.7447690
  278.  
  279. >>7447246
  280. >tfw cuddling leads to petting
  281. That is not in the spirit of things.
  282.  
  283. >>
  284. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:41:10 No.7447722
  285. Replies: >>7447738
  286.  
  287. >>7447658
  288. That seems to be the only time I get lucky because I just dont give a damn when I'm drunk...I'm way more outgoing and say whatever is on my mind
  289.  
  290. >>7447659
  291. I went with a few of my friends
  292.  
  293. >>7447666
  294. I didn't try to nail her this morning after what she said of not wanting to do it the first time we hang out...but I am still pretty hung over anyways so it wouldnt have went well
  295.  
  296. Overall, good night. Would cuddle again/10
  297.  
  298. >>
  299. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:42:37 No.7447738
  300. Replies: >>7447759 >>7447789
  301.  
  302. >>7447722
  303. me >>7447658 here. I always try to fuck them the next morning, and most of the time I do, when whisky dick strikes.
  304.  
  305. >>
  306. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:43:39 No.7447751
  307. Replies: >>7447809
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  311.  
  312. >FUCKING HAIR HOW DOES IT WORK
  313. Wouldn't it be best to date short hair master race?
  314.  
  315. >>
  316. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:44:06 No.7447758
  317.  
  318. >>7447246
  319. >cuddling leading to petting and fucking
  320.  
  321. That only happens the first time I hook up with a girl because I'm turned on by being with someone new. After that I'm fine just cuddling without escalating.
  322.  
  323. Though trying to get a girl hot and heavy in the morning's fun.
  324.  
  325. >>
  326. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:44:09 No.7447759
  327. Replies: >>7447789 >>7447848
  328.  
  329. >>7447738
  330. How the fuck can you even think about sex when you're hung over? I'm usually too busy shaking, vomiting, and not moving for the next 12 hours.
  331.  
  332. >>
  333. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:45:15 No.7447769
  334.  
  335. Like cuddling two coons trapped in a bag fighting over chickens.
  336.  
  337. >>
  338. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:46:50 No.7447789
  339.  
  340. >>7447738
  341. Yeah I should've now that I think about it but oh well, there will be another chance I am hoping
  342.  
  343. >>7447759
  344. If you dont get it in the night before you'll be horny as fuck in the morning
  345.  
  346. >>
  347. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:49:38 No.7447809
  348. Replies: >>7448100
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  353. >>7447751
  354. >Short hair
  355. >master race
  356.  
  357. Nigga plz, shaved head master race.
  358.  
  359. Pic related, NOW THAT'S A HEAD I'D SLAP MY DICK ON ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
  360.  
  361. >>
  362. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)16:53:41 No.7447848
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  366.  
  367. >>7447759
  368.  
  369. >If you dont get it in the night before you'll be horny as fuck in the morning
  370. This. However, sometimes the effects of whisky dick will stretch into the next day for me.
  371.  
  372. >mfw when I seduce some bar slut and get her naked and nothing happens because my dick don't work right after 100 oz of alcohol
  373.  
  374. >>
  375. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:08:12 No.7448007
  376. Replies: >>7448054 >>7448132 >>7448244
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  381. >>7447071
  382. >>7447012
  383. >>7447007
  384. >tfw i will never get a cuddled
  385. >tfw reading these posts
  386. >tfw people take the simplest things for granted
  387.  
  388. I should be mad but I'm actually on the verge of crying. I just CANNOT understand how someone could take this for granted.
  389.  
  390. >>
  391. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:11:32 No.7448047
  392.  
  393. >>7447612
  394. The problem with having the arm over her - at least in my case - is that it extends the shoulder out of its socket, which causes long term injury to the tendons keeping it in place. Imagine there's a rubber band between your shoulder and its socket; the more you stretch it, the more they wear out. I already experience fatigue due to years of incorrect piano technique, and further extension of the shoulder quickly becomes painful.
  395.  
  396. >>
  397. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:12:13 No.7448054
  398.  
  399. >>7448007
  400. Nor can some kid in Africa understand how you can take food or a roof over your head for granted. Yet you do. Such is life.
  401.  
  402. >>
  403. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:16:21 No.7448098
  404.  
  405. Really nice. I have a friend who stays over maybe once a week or so and she sleeps in my bed and we cuddle. Nothing sexual or even like kissing or anything. I have a dakimakura for the rest of the time, which is great, but an actual girl is way better. She's so warm and the little ways she moves is so nice. And we talk about pleasant things in soft voices until we fall asleep. It's one of the best aspects of my shitty life and I feel incredibly lucky that she does this, because it's basically all just because she pities how pathetic I am.
  406.  
  407. >>
  408. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:16:35 No.7448100
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  413. >>7447809
  414. >Shaved head Megan fox
  415. Jesus Christ, just when I thought she couldn't gt any worse....
  416.  
  417. >>
  418. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:19:31 No.7448132
  419. Replies: >>7448204
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  424. >>7448007
  425. >tfw she wraps her legs around yours
  426. >tfw she's wearing yoga shorts
  427.  
  428. >>
  429. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:20:22 No.7448143
  430.  
  431. For long periods of time, like sleeping, it's not that great.
  432.  
  433. But for awhile it's wonderful. So warm, made me feel comfortable and protected in her arms.
  434.  
  435. >>
  436. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:22:13 No.7448165
  437. Replies: >>7448195 >>7448209
  438.  
  439. I always feel like I'm the girl because I always have my feet wrapped around her and my head on her chest or something like it were I'm clinging onto her.
  440. Worst part is she's like 154cm while I'm 190cm. Looks pretty weird.
  441.  
  442. >>
  443. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:23:52 No.7448195
  444.  
  445. >>7448165
  446. who cares how it looks
  447.  
  448. how it feels is what matters
  449.  
  450. >>
  451. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:24:32 No.7448204
  452. Replies: >>7448248
  453.  
  454. >>7448132
  455. Oh my god that fucking feel... I live for moments like that, bro
  456.  
  457. Also,
  458. >tfw she keeps adjusting herself and grinding her ass up against your crotch
  459. >tell her you have a boner
  460. >turns around, looks you in the eyes, and just says "I know".
  461.  
  462. Hhhnnnggg
  463.  
  464. >>
  465. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:25:03 No.7448209
  466. Replies: >>7448277
  467.  
  468. >>7448165
  469. I have the same problem. Actually the whole scenario just disgusts me aesthetically on every level involving myself... why couldn't I be a cute girl too?
  470.  
  471. >>
  472. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:27:34 No.7448244
  473.  
  474. >>7448007
  475. YOUR WATERY PROTRUSIONS ARE GASTRONOMICALLY
  476.  
  477. SUPERCALIGRAFILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
  478.  
  479. >>
  480. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:28:01 No.7448248
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  485. >>7448204
  486. >tfw you'll never know these feels.
  487.  
  488. Why am I lurking this thread.
  489.  
  490. >>
  491. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:28:17 No.7448258
  492. Replies: >>7448315
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  497. Hah, you normalfags and your "cuddles." I, for one, don't feel bad at all about going to bed alone for the rest of my life, thinking about what it would feel like.
  498.  
  499. >>
  500. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:29:46 No.7448276
  501.  
  502. I've tried this once, it was annoying and bothersome.
  503.  
  504. >>
  505. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:29:50 No.7448277
  506.  
  507. >>7448209
  508. DUDE, that's exactly what I'm thinking. ''Why couldn't I just be her instead and have dated myself?''
  509.  
  510. >>
  511. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:30:25 No.7448286
  512.  
  513. >tfw shorter and smaller than gf
  514. >tfw falling asleep in her arms like a baby
  515.  
  516. I'm not into the whole mommy fetish thing, but I can see why people would be.
  517.  
  518. >>
  519. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:32:53 No.7448315
  520. Replies: >>7448381
  521.  
  522. >>7448258
  523. I'm far from a normalfag. But when you want something enough, you try to get it.
  524.  
  525. >wanted cuddles
  526. >ended up getting laid as part of the deal
  527.  
  528. >>
  529. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:33:56 No.7448329
  530. Replies: >>7448342
  531.  
  532. >>7446954 (OP)
  533. it makes you feel good but hiding a massive boner being ready for anything is fucking difficult
  534.  
  535. >>
  536. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:34:25 No.7448333
  537.  
  538. >tfw telling your gf you're not in the mood and just want to cuddle instead
  539.  
  540. >>
  541. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:35:01 No.7448342
  542.  
  543. >>7448329
  544. I don't even get a boner anymore, just when she starts teasing.
  545.  
  546. >>
  547. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:38:33 No.7448381
  548. Replies: >>7448411 >>7448434
  549.  
  550. >>7448315
  551. The problem (if you want to call it one) that I have is that I won't settle for anything less than than an ideal relationship, which I can't have. No matter how bad the feels get, I won't give in.
  552.  
  553. >>
  554. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:41:28 No.7448411
  555.  
  556. >>7448381
  557. >I won't settle for anything less than than an ideal relationship
  558.  
  559. Yeah, I wanted that too. Not so sure it's even a possibility though.
  560.  
  561. >>
  562. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:43:20 No.7448434
  563. Replies: >>7448456 >>7448475
  564.  
  565. >>7448381
  566. You think that now but I bet you'll find that when you get any sort of relationship, it'll seem pretty dang ideal.
  567.  
  568. >>
  569. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:45:39 No.7448456
  570.  
  571. >>7448434
  572. I won't even consider anything less than an ideal.
  573.  
  574. >>
  575. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:47:49 No.7448475
  576.  
  577. >>7448434
  578. Eh, it's all fun and games until the whore turns out to be a psycho.
  579.  
  580. >>
  581. Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)17:49:07 No.7448489
  582.  
  583. I've been put off cuddling because the last few girls I've cuddled have been like "Oh Anon you're too uncomfortable and bony". May as well not bother.
  584.  
  585. >>
  586. Blue !!vn9zepIZfVQ 06/22/13(Sat)17:49:08 No.7448491
  587.  
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