Hell Yeah Wrath of the Dead Rabbit - Text from EXE-file

Hell Yeah Wrath of the Dead Rabbit - Text from EXE-file

Now louder, and with special Rabbit headphones!
[skin] Music lover
One cheerleader a day
keeps the doctor away.
[skin] Alpha helmet
Whip sold separately.
(There are no crocodiles in this game.)
[skin] Bruce hat
Takes damage for you.
Seems to enjoy it more than you'd think.
Shield power up
Hey, you asked for it. We believe. Or was it us?
Deep down, you know you're going to get one.
[skin] Lovethong face
Okay, let's put this on and get down to business.
You are the MASTER OF DISGUISE!
[skin] Super Cute face
Ride the Big One, man. And take it easy.
[skin] Easy hat
DESTROY ALL HUMANS!
And, then, er... DESTROY ALL BIRDS!
[skin] Destructobot face
Because everything in life should be shaped like a Doughnut.
[skin] Doughnut
You don't know how to swim?
We have this convenient and stylish solution.
[skin] Duck
You're wearing a fez?
Fezzes are cool now.
[skin] Fez hat
For the discriminate rabbits
who like their monsters medium rare.
Flame thrower
Did you know that "Yo" was a very polite way
to introduce yourself in the old days? (Hint: not true)
[skin] Gangsta hat
Indulge yourself
in a bit of dictatorial efficiency.
[skin] Major Perez hat
Cutting edge medieval technology.
Don't try this at home!
[skin] Axe
We call this the Hat Of Doom.
But for a completely unrelated reason.
[skin] Gold Digger hat
Grenades?? Did you just say grenades?!
Do want, do want, do want!!!!
Restock Grenades
There you go.
The best gun money can buy.
Gun upgrade lvl2
Here, upgrade this.
This is actually the best one. We lied before.
Gun upgrade lvl3
Want your gun harder, better, faster,
stronger? Well, we can do faster.
Gun upgrade
Helps you to find the hidden room.
Secret Pet
All those old horror movies were true:
in Hell, holy water is a real weapon.
Holy water thrower
Collects the money where you can't go.
Magnet Pet
Quick, grab it!
It's the only player-wearable moustache in the game.
[skin] Mustache
Supersonic suits you, sir.
But then no-one will hear you.
[skin] Jet helmet
Used organs!
Add 100 points to your current life
Life Upgrade +100 (1/3)
Used organs!
Add yet another 100 points to your current life
Life Upgrade +100 (2/3)
Slightly less-used organs!
Add 100 points, again! But that's it.
Life Upgrade +100 (3/3)
Refills your life bar as long as it lives.
Life Power up
Monster-slaughtering feels much more cultured
when done to a soundtrack of harpsichords.
[skin] Democracy
Big Gun. Big Bullets. Big Holes.
(Available in small rabbit model.)
Revolver
Find your inner rabbit.
No refunds.
[skin] Fight kimono
Blast everything, AND make fireworks.
Satisfaction guaranteed! (No refunds.)
Restock mega grenades
With this outfit, even wanton cruelty
will ooze enigmatic sophistication.
[skin] Ming style
Love is in the air...
Not any more, if you've got this.
Missiles!
There you go.
The second-best missile launcher money can buy.
Missile upgrade lvl2
Want your missile launcher harder, better,
faster, stronger? Guess which one we can do.
Missile upgrade lvl3
Here, upgrade this.
Hell is a dangerous place.
Missile upgrade
Go ahead, play the game with a Napoleon hat.
Who are we to judge?
[skin] Bicorn Hat
The ultimate clubber's wheel!
Note: sabres are purely decorative.
[skin] Neon Lights

Caution: legend has it that wearing this hat
can lead to rickets, child poverty and smog.
[skin] Old England hat
Get the original "rabbit just out of bed" look!
[skin] Out of bed haircut
May trigger an irresistible compulsion
to start calling everyone "Binky".
[skin] Dead baron helmet
Not wearing this would be illogical, Captain.
[skin] Plutan style
Ideal for puttin' on the Ritz.
[skin] Reanimated style
Yes, she will refill your life, like Ms Fountain.
But this time you'll pay for it. Sucks to be stuck, eh?
Flying Betty
They don't make blue suede shoes in rabbit sizes.
[skin] Retro rock style
Shotgun 101: if you can see their eyes,
you should have pulled the trigger already.
Shotgun
Sk8ting isn't a crime, even if the spelling is.
But it would be an offence to miss this outfit.
[skin] Sk8ter style
The rumours are true. He's secretly a rabbit too.
[skin] Rawk hat
When you've finished this adventure,
jumping 27 buses will seem like a relaxing time.
[skin] Stuntman helmet
Those are much more powerful grenades.
If only they didn't behave so erratically...
Restock super grenades
Advice: soldiers like nothing better than
using peace signs as targets.
[skin] Vet helmet
Want to be a skeleton rabbit in a werewolf coat?
Who WOULDN'T?
[skin] Werewolf style
Why don't you just GET A JOB?
[skin] West coast style

Are you leaving the island?
Don't forget to come back for surprises!
Hey!
Are you sure you want to leave
those cured monsters in jail?
[A] Hell Yes!
[B] Heavens No!
BEACH: Take real care of your [SNIF] monsters. They need a rest!
LAB: Minions are focused on finding great inventions. Science at work!
MANOR: Get free food here! It gives you extra life in the main game!
MINE: Makes your minions get free money for you!
HARBOUR: Send your minions for a sea adventure to get rare stuff.
A gift has been sent to ASH.
TOWER: Calm down your [GRR] monsters. That should teach them.
VORTEX: Fresh monsters arrive here, in the Vortex. Dispatch them!
Hey!
How DARE you leave the Island like that? It's a mess!
At least, assign work to one monster. Be a BOSS, dammit.
[A] Hell Yes!
[B] Heavens No!
[B] Got that!
[X] GET
MONSTER
[X] EXIT
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[X] SCAN
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[X] SEND
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[X] ASSIGN
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[X] TAKE
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Aww... Sick monsters... How cute!
[GRR] monsters go to jail. Instant justice!
Send them to their destination
by pressing the [X] button.
They have become less efficient, though.
So I put them in Jail, waiting for you.

Some of them are depressed [SNIF]
Some of them became violent [GRR]
All of them need punishment!
Take care of them, your way.
[SNIF] monsters go to the beach.
No more gifts available!
Awesome! A new present!
Call the Postman, he'll send it
in the main game for you.

To call the Postman,
press [X].
That's the Vortex. Your monsters
how to handle those creatures.
arrive here, and wait for your instructions.
It's the Ellis Island of Hell Yeah!
Let me introduce you to Mr Tentacle.
He is in charge of managing all
these monsters for you. Nice, eh?
Morning, Master.
Let me explain to you, quickly,
-you are so smart, Master-
Perfect! Monsters hanging around
in the Vortex area. You can
assign them to work when you want!
The healed monsters have been sent back
to the Vortex, in the center of the Island.
Master! Master!
Weird things are happening!
New zones are opening right now!
Check them out. Look for [NEW] icons!
Pick your Zone with [LS]
and press [X], Master. Have fun!
I wish I were you.
The monsters working this area have not yet
produced any gift. Come back later.
That's it!
Have a look on your next visit
to see if monsters are cured
Oh, hello, Master.
Loads of things happened since
your last visit. We missed you.
Now check the Zones with a [!] icon.
These Zones need your attention.
New presents, or sick monsters await!
Cured monsters are in this cage.
Throw them back in the Vortex
by pressing the [X] button.
Hello, Master! I have great news.
Some of the sick monsters you
sent to the beach are now cured!
Quick, go pick them up at the Beach,
and put them back to work!
Time is money!
There we are.
Mine gives Money.
Manor gives Life.
Lab brings new items to the Shop.
Harbour brings SURPRISES!!!
Simply assign monsters to zones.
Use [LS] on each slider and choose
the amount you want for each Zone.
Once done,
confirm your choice by pressing [A].
Go on, do it!
You can easily manage
everything from here!
The Mine, the Manor,
the Lab and the Harbour.
Merry Places! So much fun here!
Each Zone will give you
a specific gift you can use
in the main game.
OK, off we go!
All monsters are working now.
Good job!
You may leave the Island anytime,
and come back whenever you want,
just to collect your present.
And if you fancy watching monsters
do some heavy work for you, np!
Just press [B] and enjoy being you.
Welcome to the Island!
Here, you'll find all monsters you...
let's say... Ahem... "met" in the game.
Monsters are lazy.
Make them work for you, now!
They could even offer you PRESENTS...
EARTH NAME:
NAME:
AVAILABLE MONSTERS:
LAB
(ITEMS)
MANOR
(LIFE)
MINE
(MONEY)
HARBOUR
(SURPRISES)
HAPPY SNUGGLY MONSTERS
[LS1] CHANGE AREA
[LS2] ASSIGN MONSTERS
SAD MAD MONSTERS

Bug
Chicken
Fashion
Good
Ground
Indiana
Jackpot
Missile
Pimp
Quick
Santa
Weapons
PresenceInGame
PresenceInIsland
PresenceDefault

Very few Hideotropes live long enough
to reach full maturity, mostly because
they're so irritable they invariably get
killed in bar fights by the age of two.
This was the only one currently alive.
Hector Clement
Great Hideotrope
As you can plainly tell, the Hideotrope
really likes lime jelly. The surest way
to enrage one is to make a joke about
its "jewels". It's heard them all, a lot.
Fidel Rosenberg
Hideotrope
Sometimes killing is the kindest
thing you can do in the circumstances.
Demetrius Feliciano
Probrain
Shame on you.
All this because of a cheerleader?
Cherie Allmine
Poison Cindy
...but due to an administrative mix-up,
the same family adopted both brothers.
When the authorities tried to send
one back next day, their parents had
moved house, with no forwarding address.
Tyrell Hermanic
Tyrannis
Garland and his twin brother Tyrell couldn't
stand each other, so their parents gave
Tyrell away for adoption.They enjoyed the
peace and quiet so much,
they had Garland adopted too.
Garland Hermanic
Gardelance
The females of this species are tiny.
So no, that wasn't actually a shoal
of little kids. What you just brutally
slaughtered was one seriously sexy Dadyss.
Judd Dredge
Dadyss
It's a long story.
Obeseus DeLapin
Fat Rabbit
Although much-admired for his civility,
the Hell Yeah! Bosses Union wishes
to make clear that Luther should in no
way be considered indicative of their
future attitude towards your endeavours.
Luther D'Aguirre
Fuegogo
All Terry ever wanted to do in life
was make people laugh. But he failed
as a clown, and performed furious,
bitter stand-up comedy in the Cabaret
Infernale when not on monster duty.
Terry Badowitz
Boomboom
This exotically-plumaged creature had
a placid temperament most of the time,
only attacking things that clashed
with what she was wearing.
Like you and your stupid hats.
Lavinia Perdue
Coy-Koi
The Horribilis and Mirabilis are twin
evolutions of the Janus species, with
only 0.005% different DNA. The
Mirabilis will still rip your arms off, but
it does it with a grin and a sunny disposition.
Octavio Quinones
Mirabilis
In his life before Hell, Truman was a
"deadbeat dad". His punishment was to
be given sole custody of 269 eggs.  He did
a surprisingly good job, but now they're
all orphans. Are you proud of yourself?
Truman Grossly
Squirdo
Sterling arrived in Hell as a tiny, adorable
monster kitten. But people never think
about the future, and by the time he'd lived
to 450, his nickname had become less apt.
Sterling Hathaway
Cuddles

As a football manager, Judson had been
a firm believer in the principle that anger
was an energy. If you thought he was
hostile to rabbits, you should have
seen him near pigs.
Judson Hookes
Wormclaw
Lawanda was a cheerful little flower
who clearly didn't belong in Hell.
She only ended up there because she
was so chirpy and annoying that nobody
else wanted her anywhere near them.
Lawanda Tuttle
Daisybow
In some ways, Princess She'Baa was a
prisoner of circumstance like the rest of us.
In other ways, she was a stupid, useless,
parasitic blight on society and
we're glad you killed her.
Tamara Vinklemoss
She'Baa
In Hell restaurants, the Carniflora is what
passes for the vegetarian option.
Which one of you eats the other is
not a foregone conclusion.
Weldon Beasley
Carniflora
Mellicent was a pretty hopeless knight.
He'd tried to rescue a grand total of 213
princesses but 212 of them were either
killed or already rescued before he got
there. She'Baa was his last chance ever.
Sir Mellicent Wickham
Ramchip
Gertrude adored line-dancing,
so she was enraged to be reincarnated
in Hell without any legs, and devoted
her time to lurking at the bottom of
swimming pools trapping careless bathers.
Gertrude French
Mantrap
We don't know why you'd need guns to
fight off this monster fish. Every time it
comes past you, you just whip one of its
bones out and hide it in a drawer.
Soon it's just a couple of fins, job done.
Barton Suggs
Fishbones
Max's moves may have seemed a little
erratic to you during the fight, but in fact
if viewed from above they were the
traditional mating dance of its species.
You ruined it.
Max Stretchroom
Spikely
Woodrow loved his job at the children's
home as a Nightmare Summoner. But
in time, they frightened him more than
the other way round. He recently applied
for political asylum.
Woodrow Settlemire
Vertebrag
A fully paid-up member of the One Percent
Club, Marcel enjoyed a life of ostentatious
luxury. He made his fortune in the nutcracking
industry, and likes to keep his hand in.
Marcel DePierre
The Rock
Fluffy has a pedigree of failure.
Felipe Busby
Fluffy
Foamanchu's people were the most feared
villains of the early XIXth century.
Everyone thought the Foaman Hordes
would enslave the world. It turned out the
real danger was sexual harassment.
Derek Whitefang
Foamanchu
Evil monster: check. Impenetrable armour?
Check. Inexplicable tendency to open up
aforesaid armour at regular, predictable
intervals to allow enemies a free shot
inside? Hell, bad guys are such morons...
Darth Bravo
Eyevader
Most of Lord Nitzer is actually just armour.
The only living (and therefore vulnerable)
part is the small annoying
yappy dog that lives inside his helmet,
which is why he's so difficult to kill.
Rusty Svenson
Lord Nitzer
Ever wondered where the leftovers go
when something gets bitten in half
by a shark? Hell, of course.
Nobody wants just the ass half of anything,
however cute it was before.
Joe H. Wrankl
Badass
You know what you really
don't want to think about?
How these things eat.
Cornelia Hinkle
Badassette
Abigail was a spoilt little brat who was
banished to Hell by her incredibly strict
parents when only 6, for refusing to eat
her peas. We hope this teaches you an
important lesson. (YOUR PARENTS SUCK).
Abigail Bourgeois
Lady Sulkra
One of the few advantages of looking
like a ten-ton wrecking ball
covered in spikes is that you get a
really striking passport photo.
Aldo Tsu
MikaBomb
Caution: objects in space are
bigger than they appear.
We've had complaints, but we don't care.
Colton Sevick
Lord Irish
Zane loved life as a fly in Hell, when it came
to dinner he was always spoiled for choice.
He'd been especially looking forward to
tucking into the remains of Splattersaw,
though we can't think why.
Zane Scruggs
Supadupafly
Brent wasn't the true Duke of Hell.
The actual Duke's car broke down outside
Brent's house one night, and noticing their
similarity, Brent killed him and took his place.
He regrets it now, obv.
Brent Fitch
Duke Romeow
The Duchess was Hell's greatest patriot.
Dim-witted but fiercely loyal, she would
furiously attack any threat she perceived
to its integrity. Her main weakness was
the inability to see past her own hair.
Gloria Champagne
Duchess Unia
If you're wondering why this guy looks
so fed up, it's because he bites himself
in his bottom eye every time he
has dinner, which really sucks. The name
was a total coincidence, incidentally.
Eric Teethface
Pokechomp
DJ Lame was the King of mashups.
Well, at least, he thought he was.
Unfortunately, his experimental works
on Psychobilly vs. Klassikal vs. Hardcore
did not get him the fame he expected.
Dante Thornton
DJ Lame
Everyone who saw Elwood immediately
wanted to rush up and give him a great
big hug. Which was an invaluable boon
for his work with children's charities, as
well as in his career as a Mafia assassin.
Elwood Bungay
Brutox
Despite his rather alarming appearance,
Kelsey was actually a really cool guy.
If you'd asked politely, he'd almost
certainly have just gotten out of your way,
without all that unpleasantness.
Kelsey G. McCord
Bomber Bee
Awwww! Look at this little fella! Go on,
pinch his cheeks, ruffle his hair and wait,
you did WHAT? Good God.
We don't even know who the monsters are
any more.
Riley Otterholt
Gooflepup
Earth's most infamous trillionaire,
Dr Ima once claimed to be the smartest
man alive.  He was spending a year out of
his body for tax reasons when his BrainSuit
suffered a disastrous electrical failure.
Dr "Car-Wash" Ima
Thoughtwave
Formerly the supervisor in a sweatshop
where small children worked 20-hour
days making toys. She "saved" all their
wages until they were allowed to leave
at 16, or died in a suspicious accident.
Regina Crump
Groink
"Hasson's onboard, right?" was the last
phrase he heard before the Apollo 97
lander took off. He spent years drawing
huge SOS signals, but the mission had
been to the Dark Side and nobody saw.
Merle Hasson
Cosmoclot
Due to budget cutbacks,
later NASA missions were ad-sponsored,
mainly by gambling and porn companies.
Nobody was happy about  it,
but that's the future for you.
Ulysses Newhouse
Adstronaut
Some parts of the Dark Side are still
uncharted. The Major here wandered
off into one and something bad happened.
We're not quite sure how he was
still moving around. Brrr.
Caleb Triggins
Major Traum
A really big Abba fan, his favourite song
was an obscure B-side track from their
second album, "Waterloo".
Man, you probably don't even know
what a "side" of an album is, do you?
Quincy Romero
Glitterball
Favourite dance: the Samba
favourite song: La Bamba
favourite snake: Black mamba
favourite expression: Caramba!
Logan Riddle
Inamba
Former estate agent. The life and soul
of any party, but then takes you to one side
later in the evening and tries to sell you
a timeshare apartment, leaving a sour taste
permeating the whole night.
Ezmerelda Kalata
Janglebolt
This old dear survived the sinking
of the Titanic, the Hindenburg disaster,
two world wars and being knocked down
by a total of 27 separate buses,
trams and underground trains. But not you.
Sylvia Winkle
Pluckster
Kwakalot is living proof that even
harmless creatures can be REALLY
annoying sometimes.
Hester Bullard
Kwakalot
This guy's so boring we don't even
remember you defeating him.
Are you sure it happened?
There may have been a bug.
Please call our QA team.
Geoffrey Dowdy
Belabour
Osvaldo got to Hell through a newspaper
competition. It had actually been
intended as an April Fool's joke,
but a legal error in the small print meant
they had to strangle him on the spot.
Osvaldo Covington
Cosmo snail
Hey, YOU'D be militant if you were
a starfish. Imagine basically spending
your entire life at the bottom of the toilet
humanity flushed all its sewage into.
Lionel Estrada
Horribilis
Oh, for Heaven's sake.
He was just trying to be friendly,
you moron.
Jeremiah Puddington
Tuscake
Poor, innocent Asa was the President of
Ash's fan club (Hell branch). He was
beside himself with excitement the day
your pics appeared on the Hellternet.
Probably best off dead.
Asa Hertz
Forkinayse
Zargnor was voted the Sexiest Creature In
Hell four years running. The museum is one
of the only places he can still quietly read
a book without being mobbed
by hysterical groupies.
Kenton Barrett
Zargnor
Many denizens of Hell were just
ordinary folks put in difficult positions
by circumstance. But Sicklight was an
embodiment of true evil-he'd pick his
nose and wipe it on your sofa, the works.
Socorro Blankenship
Sicklight
Thad lived a quiet, contemplative life
as a librarian, but always had a nagging
feeling he'd missed his true vocation.
After a series of experimental murders,
he moved into HellLand Security.
Thad Huggins
Pogorilla
Don't get over-excited, boys, she's on
the other team! (By which we mean,
the team of evil bloodsucking beasts
who want to destroy your life forever.
You can finish that joke yourself.)
Natasha Lala
Fingerlips
You'd be cranky too, if you were a giant
eyeball that had to scuttle up and down
the walls for a living. All that dust and
cobwebs! You'd never be done wiping.
Quentin Montano
King crabstick
There's no more tragic sight than a
hula-dancer with chronic motion sickness.
At least you finally put it out of its misery.
Britney Guevara
Vomikatt
In Hell,
COWS milk YOU.
Sabrina McHugh
Udderella
Despite the image he liked to put out,
Sexton wasn't a card sharp at all. His
money came from a trust fund set up by
his parents, who ran a company selling
knitted jumpers with kittens on them.
Sexton Valencia
Sorcimon
No matter how stealthy a ninja you are,
walking around with a giant sword
and your face covered in blood tends
to blow your cover. And, y'know, also the
whole "giant canary" thing.
Odessa Jines
Ma Buzzby
A natural braggart, known in the bars
of Hell for his preposterous tales.
It was only natural that after a few drinks
he'd think himself easily a match
for some stupid rabbit.
Leonardo Villa
Quantax
If you think you have a tough life, try being
a 26th-generation MegaGorgon born into a
fairground family who run a hall of mirrors.
Then we'll see who ends up a little
bit paranoid and twitchy.
Mavis Carpenter
Medusor
Tyson had to keep running backwards and
forwards all the time, because his tiny legs
wouldn't support his weight if he stood still
for even a second. They don't call it Hell
for nothing, you know.
Tyson Smallwood
Minogore
All that stuff people tell you about puppets
being controlled by humans with strings is
a lie. In fact there are little tiny cats in there.
Every single puppet show you ever saw?
All cats.
Domingo Mock
Fartachok
This is what happens if you get into a
stranger's car after school, kids.
Millard Howe
Weepee
In Hell, souls are reborn in a form
determined by the last thoughts and
images in their minds at the point of death.
Jeff was mangled beyond recognition
in a motorway pile-up.
Jefferson Helton
Oni-hon
After the Great Bamboo Famine of 2086,
greedy zookeepers resorted to extreme
measures to keep their lucrative pandas alive.
Poor Vince prayed for death long
before you arrived. He thanks you.
Vince Bernosky
Bam-Bu
This weirdo was asking for it to be honest.
Used to beat up his wife and all sorts of
bad stuff. We hope he rots in... actually,
where's worse than Hell?
Is there an UltraHell or something?
Wilfredo Felton
Pengoredad
One of those types who always tries to
make the best out of even the toughest
situations. Sadly, nobody in Hell is ever
really in the mood for a good old sing-song
or a lively game of charades.
Marvin Hathaway
PartyBot
You'd better hope this one forgives
you if you want to see a Hell Yeah! 2 someday.
Patrick S. Cowan
Patrack
The one upside of being devoured by a
Marcelo is that you get a pleasant tickling
sensation from the funny little
protuberances on Pom-Pom (the blue thing)
to distract you from the agony.
Ebony Lambert
Marcelo
Poisoned on Earth by a drink that was
simply too orangey, Gilberto subsequently
reacted violently to anything with bright
cartoon colours.
Gilberto Kirkland
CrowBro
It takes a certain special kind of creature
to make their home slap in the middle
of about 20 huge screaming buzzsaws.
We wonder if you tune out the noise
after a while, or if you just go insane.
Kermit Bravo
Eyefighter
Nobody who ever tried sticking a flower
in this quick-tempered grump ever made
the same mistake twice.
Napoleon Gummings
Mingus
Sometimes when you're playing those
matching games and send a load of junk
over to your opponent's screen, some
of it gets lost in warpspace and lands here.
Then things just get worse and worse.
Wallace Bean
Poy-Poy
Jarvis gets through an awful lot of saddles.
As a rule, he gets Rover to trot
rather than gallop, which is why the beast
is permanently in a foul mood.
Jarvis McDaniel (and Rover)
Lameozaurus
Born tone-deaf, Elvis was a crushing
disappointment to his parents. The years of
neglect could do nothing to dampen
his natural exuberance, though, and he
became a world-renowned mime artist.
Elvis Crum
Batcat
After 30 years getting squished on that
God-damned highway by total jerks in trucks,
Colin finally decided he wasn't going
to take any more. It wasn't like he could
swim anyway, so what the Hell?
Colin Frogg
Ash-hopper
One of the three heads was a sensitive poet,
praised for his thought-provoking
reflections on the nature of war. But you
didn't even ask, did you? All those damn
dirty snakes are the same to you. Racist.
The Daltons
Serpentar
Myron died the same way
he lived: looking ridiculous.
Myron Nance
Mickey Coral
Eeww. Christ. It gives you that horrible
icky feeling at the back of your neck
just looking at it, doesn't it? It's like
they painted a happy face onto the
intestines of a hanged serial killer.
Trianna Bliss
Strangleweed
Like all conjurors, Jason lacked social skills.
The more lonely he felt, the more
spectacular his magical pyrotechnics.
By the end, even an attack from a
psychotic rabbit was just a form of company.
Jason Calhoun
Shygician
Being a lonely sleeping beauty in a dusty
museum isn't the greatest life, and the
weird neighbours can be a trial.
But everything changed when Casey
discovered DISCO!
Cassey Woot
Princess Popilop
Clayton was that snake that lived in
your phone. In the rare moments when
you weren't forcing him to eat, he stole
tiny components and made himself armour.
That's why your phone never worked.
Clayton Schmidt
Victor Ball
He'd wanted to be one of the ones with
the plunger or the grabbing arm. But no,
they had to give him the laser blaster.
You can't open a pickle jar with a
laser blaster, can you?
Maynard Cannon
SR-01
Autotron Systems Ltd. thought that a
femininely-styled mechanibot would
make the female inhabitants of Hell
feel more comfortable. But an unexpected
bug made the SR-02 a total bitch.
Mercedes Christian
SR-02
This was one of our favourite monsters.
Just take a look at him. He's magnificent.
But to you he was just another piece
of meat, to be slaughtered with barely
a thought. Have you no respect for art?
Roman Sprague
Sparticon
Ernesto used to be bullied a lot by the
cruel kids at Hell School. But then he saved
up his lunch money for a small surgical
modification. Can you spot it?
Ernesto Stanford
Splattersaw
These guys always look miserable. You'd
think anyone who had a whole island
to themselves would be pretty chuffed
about it, but no. We bet all their yachts
are the wrong colour too, poor babies.
Roosevelt Gradius
Moalarm
0011110010101110...SECURITY...
0111010010011101111...LOCO...10111011
100000110101010...KILL...10110010101010
111100010100110B00O0O00B00S...
Chad Stalin
El Terminadore
Nothing hacked Delmar off more than people
coming along with a couple of drumsticks
and using him as a giant xylophone.
But he had to reluctantly concede
that he had a lovely timbre.
Delmar Koenig
Spikebone
Back home Brooks was the manager of a
department store, a proper old-school type
where the customer was always right.
So when one said "Going down" in
the ground-floor elevator, he had to.
Brooks Peacock
Aqu'abar
At the touch of a button, Dr Bit could
transform himself into a powerful
locomotive. Unfortunately he was set to
run on an archaic non-standard gauge, so
there was never any point in bothering.
Cassius Wyndham
Dr Bit
Sheldon never made the breakthrough
into the videogame big-time.
After numerous supporting roles in go-kart
titles, he was just happy to get a job where
he could smoke and drink.
Sheldon Robertson
Peaceful Bob
If you set out to go to an acid rave,
but get on the wrong bus and end up at a
hardcore black death metal club
in the basement of a dodgy pub, you have
to get pretty good at violence pretty fast.
Cleveland Wagner
Waxorbon
We're pretty sure this isn't actually God,
so don't feel too bad about having killed him.
Except in so far as he'd want you to,
of course. Killing things is wrong, sometimes.
Orval Hairston
Zeus

Reach the goal
before the enemy
Fast and curious
Run faster than the enemy
Follow the arrows
they show you the way.
Run to the hill!
Follow the arrows  to the goal
You have a limited time
to collect all the red coins.
Catch all coins
Quick! Collect all the red coins!
You have 25 seconds
to kill 50 bugs
Bug killer
Kill 50 bugs in 25 seconds!
You have limited time
to kill all snipers
Love at first sight
Short range snipers
You have limited time
to kill all ducks
Duck hunt
Kill the ducks!
Collect all coins
and avoid saws
Saw this coming?
Collect all the coins, avoid saws!
Run to the exit
and avoid flames
Roasted rabbit
Run to the exit, avoid flames!
You have limited time
to kill both monsters
Medusa for breakfast
Kill all big monsters!
Run to the exit
and avoid saws
The Big Saw Race
Run to the exit, avoid saws!
You have limited time
to kill all enemies
Underground love
Kill all enemies!
Follow the arrows
they show you the way.
Run to the hill!
Follow the arrows  to the goal
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Mission: NOT possible. At all.
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Double Jump attitude
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Death by a dozen cuts
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Run for magnets
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Infinity, engage!
Follow arrows to the exit
You have limited time
to collect all red coins
Look deep for coins
Quick! Collect all the red coins!
You have a limited time
to collect all the red coins.
Catch all coins
Quick! Collect all the red coins!
You have limited time
to kill all flies
Too many flies in a room
Kill the flies
You have limited time
to kill all the enemies
Tanks and ducks
Kill the enemies!
Collect all coins
and avoid saws
Saw this coming? (2)
Collect all the coins, avoid saws!
Run to the exit
and avoid flames
Grilled flies
Run to the exit, avoid flames!
You have limited time
to kill both monsters
2 sentinels and a lot of fun
Kill the sentinels!
Run to the exit
and avoid the saws
Saw Race
Run to the exit, avoid saws!
You have limited time
to kill all enemies
Twin Trouble
Kill all enemies!
You have a limited time
to collect all the red coins.
Catch all coins
Quick! Collect all the red coins!
You have limited time
to kill all small enemies.
Small fry, big carnage (1)
Kill all enemies in a limited time!
You have limited time
to kill all small enemies.
Small fry, big carnage (2)
Kill all enemies in a limited time!
Run to the exit
and avoid the traps
Run for the exit!
Run to the exit, avoid traps!
You have limited time
to kill all snipers
Sniper's Delight
Kill all snipers!
You have limited time
to kill the robot
Bye-Bye, Big Bot
Kill the Big Robot!
You have limited time
to kill all robots
Bot infestation
Kill all three robots!
Run to the exit
and avoid the tanks.
Mini Tank Corridor
Run to the exit, avoid tanks!
Collect all coins
without your wheel!
The little rabbit who could
Collect all coins, without the wheel!
Collect all coins
and avoid the bots
Bullets and coins
Robots? What robots?
You have limited time
to kill the big monster
The big Medusa
Kill the big monster!
Die in less than
4 seconds!
Fastest death ever
Die in less than 4 seconds!
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
A Rabbit Emergency
Follow arrows to the exit
You have limited time
to collect all red coins
A bunny in a rat race
Quick! Collect all red coins!
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Blocky progression
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Mission: NOT possible
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Space Spikes
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Run and cut
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Ow! It stings!
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Space Saws
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
N.I.N.A.
Follow arrows to the exit
Follow the arrows,
they show you the way
Aaaaaaaaaand... CUT!
Follow arrows to the exit
Reach the goal
before the enemy
Fast and curious
Run faster than the enemy
You have limited time
to kill all enemies
Ship Hunt (1)
Kill all enemies in a limited time!
You have limited time
to kill all enemies
Ship Hunt (2)
Kill all enemies in a limited time!
Run to the exit
and avoid traps
Backward traps
Run to the exit, avoid traps!
You have limited time
to kill all flies
Giant flies
Kill all flies!
You have limited time
to kill the sentinel
The Sentinel
Kill the sentinel!
You have limited time
to kill the sentinels
The Three Sentinels
Kill all three sentinels!
Run to the exit
and avoid creepie-crawlies.
Halloween party
Stay away from creepie-crawlies!
Collect all coins
and avoid tanks
The little rabbit who could (2)
Collect all the coins, avoid tanks!
Collect all coins
and avoid sentinels
Bullets and coins (2)
Collect all coins, avoid sentinels!
You have limited time
to kill the big monster
Fat Alien
Kill the big monster!
You have 1 minute
to kill 50 bugs
Bug killer
Kill 50 bugs in 1 minute!
Follow the arrows
they show you the way.
Run to the hill!
Follow the arrows  to the goal
You have a limited time
to collect all the red coins.
Catch all coins
Quick! Collect all the red coins!
[LT],[Y],[X]
Do a "Around the world" trick
Around the world: jump + [LT],[Y],[X]
[RS1] + [LT]
Do a "Super Hero" trick
Super Hero: jump + [RS1] + [LT]
Do those 2 tricks in less than 30sec
Around the world and Super Hero
Around the world and Super Hero
You have 18 seconds
to kill 40 bugs
Bug killer
Kill 40 bugs in 18 seconds!
Follow the arrows
they show you the way.
Run to the hill!
Follow the arrows  to the goal
You have a limited time
to collect all the red coins.
Catch all coins
Quick! Collect all the red coins!
Reach the goal
before the enemy
Fast and curious
Run faster than the enemy
You have 25 seconds
to kill 35 bugs
Bug killer
Kill 35 bugs in 25 seconds!
Reach the goal
without extra fuel
Handle your fuel
Reach the goal without extra fuel
You have 20 seconds
to kill 7 bugs
Bug killer
Kill 7 bugs in 20 seconds!
Reach the goal
before the enemy
Fast and curious
Run faster than the enemy
You have a limited time
to collect all the red coins.
Catch all coins
Quick! Collect all the red coins!
You have 1 minute
to kill 20 tanks
Tank killer
Kill 20 tanks in 1 minute!
Follow the arrows
they show you the way.
Run to the hill!
Follow the arrows  to the goal
Reach the goal
without extra fuel
Handle your fuel
Reach the goal without extra fuel
[LT] + [RS4]
Do a "Split" trick
Split: jump + [LT] + [RS4]
 [RS2]
Do a "720 Sideflip" trick
720 Sideflip: jump + [RS2]
[RS3]
Do a "Front Flip"
Front Flip:  jump + [RS3]
Missions: {0}/{1}
Monsters: {0}/{1}

"STARTING POINT"
"END OF THE ROAD"
"END OF THE ROAD"
"UP"
"CENTER POINT"
"STARTING POINT"
"UNDER WATER"
"SHORT CUT"
"STARTING POINT"
"CENTER POINT"
"CENTER POINT"
"CENTER POINT"
"CENTER POINT"
"END OF THE ROAD"
"STARTING POINT"
"END OF THE ROAD"
"STARTING POINT"
"END OF THE ROAD"

INT_01
INT_02
INT_03
INT_04
INT_05
INT_06
INT_07
INT_08
INT_09
INT_10
Music_Boss
Music_Zone1_Wheel
Music_Zone1_Cave
Music_Zone1_Boost
Music_Elevator
Music_Empty
Music_Zone2_Ambiant
Music_Zone2_Stress
Music_Zone2_Sweet
Music_Finish_Him
Music_Finish_Him_Rockandroll
Music_Hell_Yeah
Music_Game_Intro
Music_Island_Caraibos
Music_Island_Menu
Music_Zone6_Kazatchok
Music_MiniGame
Music_Menu_Mission
Music_Pokedex
Music_Zone7_Photo
Music_Shop
Music_Zone1_Lava
Music_Title
Music_Zone4_Casino
NONE
SFX_Acid_Gun
SFX_Aimant
SFX_SelectAnswer
SFX_SelectAnswerLow
SFX_Applause
SFX_BebeteBoss
SFX_BebetePeur
SFX_RampeLoop
SFX_RampeStart
boss_decollage
SFX_TheRockHitGround
boss_atterissage_ground
SFX_FuseeStart
SFX_BossHit
SFX_TirBossPh3
SFX_BossWarning
SFX_BossAppear
SFX_BombeAtomique
SFX_Boss_Door
SFX_ExplosionCarotte
SFX_BossExplosion
SFX_BossExplosionFinale
SFX_Boss_Hit
SFX_TirBoss
SFX_BossSplotch
SFX_BossWarning
SFX_Bug_Death
SFX_Bumper
SFX_Cacasonneuse
SFX_RebondCarotte
SFX_DecompteCarotte
SFX_Collectible
SFX_CowBoyGun
SFX_BallGround
SFX_DecoBallShoot
SFX_DisparitionBoss
SFX_DoorUnlock
SFX_DoorUnlockKey
SFX_Driller_Gun
SFX_Driller_Machinegun
SFX_BoostDriller
SFX_DrillElectric
SFX_FlyDriller
SFX_IdleDriller
SFX_Driller_Unbreakable
SFX_Drill_Indest
SFX_DrillDriller
SFX_RollerCoaster
SFX_RunDriller
SFX_Tir
SFX_DrillerSlide
SFX_DrillerTouchGround
SFX_Driller_Vroum
SFX_DropCarotte
SFX_Eboulement
SFX_DingElevator
SFX_Vortex
SFX_Enemy_Appear
SFX_BloodBath
SFX_Enemy_Disappear
SFX_Chevalier_Choc
SFX_Enemy_Roll
SFX_Enemy_Warning
SFX_ExplosionCarotte
SFX_Explosion
SFX_Echec
SFX_BananeChute
SFX_BananeSprouit
SFX_Flame
SFX_Flame_Gun
SFX_Fountain
SFX_FuseeTakeOff
SFX_Gift_Win
SFX_Gift_Win2
SFX_GoodAnswer
SFX_Hell_Yeah
SFX_Hell_Yeah
beach_boat_go
beach_boat_back
beach_bar_ambiance
beach_plongeoir
beach_volley_fireball
cerveau_electric
jeopardy
library_2
caisson_verre
cymbale
mixer
shower
television
foreuse
machine
mine
factory
sousmarin
wind_boat_go
wind_boat_back
zeppelin
boxing_gift
electric_chair
ecrans
theeth
apparition_monsters_1
arrivee_bandeau_noir
SFX_BoulapicThrow
phrase_standard
cage_loop
disparition_monsters_1
finger_selection
hit_monster
jauge_monster_3
arrivee_perso
selection_jauge_1
selection_jauge_2
selection_monstre_3
selection_zone
selection_zone_simple
vortex
zoom_in
zoom_out
SFX_BoingKey
SFX_Laser_Gun
SFX_LOGO_arkedo
SFX_Back
SFX_Menu_Teleport_Fade
SFX_Menu_Teleport_Select
SFX_Menu_Teleport_SelectLock
SFX_Transition
SFX_Menu_Validate
SFX_BeamOBlaster
SFX_EngineStarting
SFX_StartEngine
SFX_Laser
SFX_Fusee
SFX_JaugeLetsCrush
SFX_LoopOcarina
SFX_OcarinaTime
SFX_QuizzOfDoom
SFX_ExplosionMacross
SFX_ShootMacross
SFX_Scie
SFX_MG_ARC_Pull
SFX_MG_ARC_Shoot
SFX_MG_Velo
SFX_MG_VeloPress
SFX_MG_BESTRONG_Fail
SFX_MG_BESTRONG_Lift
SFX_MG_BESTRONG_Success
SFX_MG_BESTRONG_Timer
SFX_MG_CHEW_Chew
SFX_MG_Fail
SFX_MG_FISHWORM_Reel
SFX_MG_FISHWORM_Timer
SFX_MG_FISHWORM_Win
SFX_MG_FORCEAVOID_Fail
SFX_MG_FORCEAVOID_Walk
SFX_MG_FORCEAVOID_Win
SFX_MG_GOODDOG_Catch
SFX_MG_GOODDOG_Jump
SFX_MG_GOODDOG_Lose
SFX_MG_GOODDOG_Throw
SFX_MG_GUITARE_Miss
SFX_MG_GUITARE_Pass
SFX_MG_INSERTCOIN_Lose
SFX_MG_INSERTCOIN_PressA
SFX_MG_INSERTCOIN_Win
SFX_MG_LETSCRUSH_Wheel
SFX_MG_LETSCRUSH_Win
SFX_Bouh
SFX_MG_MAGIC_Catch
SFX_MG_MAGIC_Miss
SFX_MG_MAGIC_Walk
SFX_MG_MAISTRAMPOLINE_Rebound
SFX_MG_MAISTRAMPOLINE_Win
SFX_MG_MAKEPOTION_Drop
SFX_MG_MAKEPOTION_Win
SFX_MG_MAKEWEAPON_Cut1
SFX_MG_MAKEWEAPON_Cut2
SFX_MG_OCARINA_A
SFX_MG_OCARINA_B
SFX_MG_OCARINA_Back
SFX_MG_OCARINA_Fail
SFX_MG_OCARINA_LB
SFX_MG_OCARINA_Lose
SFX_MG_OCARINA_Win
SFX_MG_OCARINA_Y
SFX_MG_ODDONEOUT_Lose
SFX_MG_ODDONEOUT_Win
SFX_MG_ODDONEOUT_Yeah
SFX_MG_QUIZ_Fail
SFX_MG_QUIZ_Valid
SFX_MG_SAFETYFIRST_Baril
SFX_MG_SAFETYFIRST_Loop
SFX_MG_SAFETYFIRST_Win
SFX_MG_SCIE_Fail
SFX_MG_SCIE_Roue
SFX_MG_SCIE_Valid
SFX_MG_SHARKLAUNCH_Win
SFX_MG_SILEX_FaceFail
SFX_MG_SILEX_FaceValid
SFX_MG_SILEX_Fail
SFX_MG_SILEX_Valid
SFX_MG_SLOTMACHINE_Play
SFX_MG_SLOTMACHINE_Stop
SFX_MG_SLOTMACHINE_TransitionIn
SFX_MG_SLOTMACHINE_TransitionOut
SFX_MG_SLOTMACHINE_Wheel
SFX_MG_SLOTMACHINE_Win
SFX_MG_SLOTMACHINE_WinALot
SFX_MG_SNIPER_Find
SFX_MG_SNIPER_Search
SFX_MG_SNIPER_Shoot
SFX_MG_SNIPER_Timer
SFX_MG_SQUEEZE_Explode
SFX_MG_SQUEEZE_Squeeze
SFX_MG_STEALHONEY_BeeTurn
SFX_MG_STEALHONEY_BeeTurnBack
SFX_MG_STEALHONEY_Finger
SFX_MG_STEALHONEY_Jauge
SFX_MG_Title
SFX_Transition
SFX_MG_UFO_Pinces
SFX_MG_UFO_RabbitDodo
SFX_MG_UFO_RabbitUp
SFX_MG_VECTREX_Intro
SFX_MG_VECTREX_Lose
SFX_MG_VECTREX_Selection
SFX_MG_VECTREX_Validation
SFX_MG_VECTREX_Win
SFX_MG_Win
SFX_Mission_Decompte
SFX_Mission_Lose
SFX_Mission_TimerTick
SFX_Mission_Valid
SFX_Mission_Win
SFX_PopupNestor
SFX_NestorDisappear
SFX_NestorAppear
SFX_NewLetter
SFX_NewMonster
SFX_UpdateMessage
SFX_Cerveaulant
SFX_Objectif
SFX_PiecesCoffre
SFX_Jump
SFX_Run
SFX_PlayerElevatorJump
SFX_PlayerHaha
SFX_PlayerHit
SFX_PlayerSlide
power_end_seq_pitch
back_to_normal_2
power_on_1
SFX_BloodBathPuyo
SFX_Rainbow_Gun
SFX_ReboundSlime
SFX_RockFall
SFX_FallingRock
SFX_SelectWeapon1
SFX_SelectWeapon2
SFX_SelectWeapon3
SFX_SelectWeaponLocked
SFX_Tir_fail
SFX_ShopBuy
SFX_ShopTicket
SFX_Player_Trick1
SFX_Player_Trick2
SFX_Player_Trick3
SFX_Player_Trick4
SFX_Player_Trick5
SFX_Stalagmite
SFX_Triggers_Teleport_1_Activate
SFX_TileBreak
SFX_FlameTitle
SFX_Tourelle_Shoot
SFX_Transformation
SFX_Validate
SFX_Vortex
SFX_WaterFall
SFX_ZoomIn
SFX_ZoomOut

[B] BACK
Use [LS] and [RS] to
adjust display size
JUMP
BACK
MENUS
WEAPON MENU
SWITCH WEAPON
MOVE
DASH
UNZOOM
AIM
DRILL
PAUSE
ACTION
OBJECTIVE

BACK TO GLOBAL VIEW
SELECT ZONE
PAUSE
ACTION
MANAGEMENT MENU
Controls
[B] EXIT
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WHEEL CUSTOMISATION
MY ASH
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You got every single object!
You'll get money now!
You discovered all the secret
customisations!
You'll get money now!
You unlocked all the shop items!
You'll get money now!
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Enjoy!
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Try it!
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How to Play?
General view
Health area
Work area
Management menu
Lifebar
Enemy
Money
Objectives
You
Radar
Ammo
The Torture
tower
Cage with
Fixed
Monsters
Jail for
Crazy / Depress
Monsters
Gift
Activities
Useless
Monsters
Monsters
distribution
fill / empty
an area
The mine
The Harbour
The Mansion
The invention
tower
The Vortex
The beach
Activities
Monsters
[LB] [RB] PREVIOUS / NEXT
IMPOSSIBLE TO DRILL!
IMPOSSIBLE TO DRILL
FOR NOW! SEE YA LATER!
METAL MADE ENEMIES
CAN'T BE DRILLED!
New monster added to the MONSTER INDEX! [BK]
[BK] FULL MAP
RADAR
ISLAND GIFT!
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This game uses an auto-save feature.
Please do not power off your console while this image is onscreen.
AREA MAP
[Y] CENTRE
Completion
GATE
GOAL
LIFE
MISSIONS
Monsters
SHOP
TELEPORT
ZONE
[A] ZOOM
ACHIEVEMENTS
BACK
SCREEN CALIBRATION
[B] CANCEL
CONTINUE
CONTROLS
CREDITS
[X] DEFAULT
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HOW TO PLAY
THE ISLAND
[LB]
LEADERBOARDS
THE VIRTUAL RABBIT MISSIONS
DEVILISH
HARD
THE VIRTUAL RABBIT MISSIONS (NO NOOB)
NORMAL
BRIEFING
[B] EXIT
REWARD
[A] START
NEW GAME
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GROW UP AND COME BACK LATER"
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[B] BACK
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USER SUPPORT INFO
[A] OK
MASH THE [A] BUTTON!
KISS MY ASH!
MASH THE [A] BUTTON!
BEAM-O-BLASTER ON!
PRESS [X] + [A] AGAIN AND AGAIN!
HEAVY METAL!
[Y] + [X] + [B] + [A] : OM NOM NOM!
CHEW CHEW RACLETTE!
MAKE SOME [360] WITH [LS] TO BRING IT BACK
DON'T WASTE WORM!
PRESS [A]
EVIL SUGAR!
[A] CATCH
GOOD DOG!
FAILED
ROCK & ROFL!
AIM HERE!
PRESS [A]
INSERT COIN!
PRESS [A] BUTTON
LET'S CRUSH!
FAILED
CATCH THE STARS!
MAGIC TRICK!
DON'T LET THEM DOWN!
PANZER POPCORN!
[A] DROP!
MAKE IT SPICY!
PRESS [A]
PRESS [B]
CARVAGEDDON!
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PRESS
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OCARINA TIME!
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ODD ONE OUT!
YOUR
SIGHT
QUIZ OF DOOM!
TWO YEARS
SEVEN YEARS
OVER 9000!
WTF?!!
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE LIFETIME
OF A DEAD RABBIT?
IT'S SO GREAT!
SCREW THIS, FIRE!!!
I LIKE IT!
I LOVE IT!
ANSWERING USELESS QUESTIONS
IN AN ACTION GAME IS...
RISTAR
SHADOW
ASH
AiAi
WHICH GAMING CHARACTER IS OBVIOUSLY
THE BEST ONE PUBLISHED BY SEGA ?
PAN'S
THIS ONE!
MINOTAUR'S
PLEASE DON'T
WHICH LABYRINTH HAS
TO STOP RIGHT NOW?
LAIKA
CANUN
KOTAK
YOUR MOM
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF
THE FIRST ANIMAL IN SPACE?
< AVOID
MONSTER TRUCK!
YOU
HERE
PRESS [A]
FIRE STARTER!
LAUNCH THE SHARK!
SHARK BAIT!
PRESS [X] TO SPIN!
[B] LEAVE
$10 = A GAME
PRESS [RT] TO SHOOT
SEARCH & DESTROY
MASH THE [A] BUTTON!
SQUEEZE IT!
FAILED
PRESS
GENTLEMAN
START YOUR
ENGINE!
Focus!
1 of 3
2 of 3
3 of 3
HOLD [A] TO STEAL
HONEY I'M HOME!
PRESS [A]
RABBIT CATCHER!
Attack
Atac
Hatak
Atttttaaaak
Cry
Escape
Negotiate
8BIT-RABBIT
A GIFT FOR YOU IN 1 MISSION
A GIFT FOR YOU IN {0} MISSIONS
BACK TO MENU [B]
TRY AGAIN.
(YOU SUCK)
FAILURE!!
[X] RETRY
YAY!! YOU RULE!!
SUCCESS!!
NEW GIFT!
Quit Mission
Resume
"PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS, KIDS."
PAUSE
PRESS [B] TO EXIT
PRESS [RT] TO FIRE
SAVEDGAME
BUY IT!
[B] EXIT
YOUR MONEY:
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Final Banquet
PIXEL!
Emperor Ash
Mac Ash
Swiffur
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Jet
Alex kidd
B.D. Joe
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Beat
Kid Chameleon
Opa-Opa
Out of bed
Retro rock
santa
Gold digger
Old England
Reanimated
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Sweet elf
Easy hat
Bicorn
Ming
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Rome
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Bruce hat
Fight kimono
Mustache
accountant
Lovethong
weird
Western
Hockey
Super cute
Swap!
Chinese
Alpha helmet
mummy
Cluber
Jump!
Sergeant G
Mousquetaire
2D glasses
Cardinal
Hold up
Owl
Viking
Stuntman
Fez hat
Gangsta
Major Perez
West coast
Cowboy hunter
Nurse
Grouchy
Boxing
El Loco
Mummy 2
Democracy
Furry
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Mr Cabbage
El Ashador
Double Face
Extra Strong Fix
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Wish granted!
Harekedo
Go-Yurt
Dead baron
Fry Bogey
Foul Mood
Doom Rasta
Double Bogey
Iggy's Bank
Errors HD
Crash Hellmet
Brain upgrade
Scuba-Do
Hot Rabbit
miner
Red & Dead
Cool Shark
Hell's Kitchen
Young Gun
Hanging Stag
Hell-oween
"Not a crook!"
Hell, Gold & Fire
El Conejo Loco
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Neon lights
Bullet hell
Fugu Roll

OMG!!! This is it!!! The Final Door!! What are you waiting for!!!
OPEN
THE DOOR!
The final door is open! ...What are you waiting for?
GO TO
THE BOSS.
Go, my boy, and perform a leap of faith!
JUMP!
JUMP!
What are you waiting for? Try your new toy!!! Fire with [RS] + [RT]
[RS] + [RT]

Did you know you could drill by holding [RT]?
HOLD [RT]

Anybody here? You'll need some help during your journey...
LOOK FOR
HELP
If only you could find some sort of digging machine...
KEEP
GOING!
Doors open as you defeat big monsters. KILL!
KILL!
KILL! KILL!
Don't be shy! Drill them all! use [RT] + [LS]!
DRILL = KILL!

Enemy looks invincible? Shopping solves everything!
MAXIMUM
CAPITALISM!
No more tips! Do it yourself, big boy! Get to the BOSS!
NEED
6 KILLS.
A new gun!! Nice! Try it now!
BUDDAH!
BUDDAH!
Now it's time for you to go deeper underground!
GO
SOUTH!
Explore the factory and find the monsters!
SEARCH AND
DESTROY
The door is opened! Let's find out what's behind it!
GO TO THE
DOOR
Go on son! Time to move on!
GET
OUT!
Use your new trick! Do a wall jump!
WALL
JUMP!
Got a wish for a Shish?
ROAST
THE SHEEP!
Drop the crate on his head!
RE-USE THE
FORCE!
Come on! You have to try out this new toy!
GET TURRETS
SYNDROME!
What are you waiting for? Go kill the boss!!
GO KILL
THE BOSS
A new door is opened!! Let's have a look!
GO TO
THE DOOR!
You just won a ticket to ride!! Enjoy!
TRICKS!
TRICKS!
Sky is the limit!
UP!
UP!
What are you doing? The party is above! GO!
UP!
UP!
Casino is now open! Go spend your money!
GO
SPEND!
More enemies spotted!! Above you!!!
GO
KILL!
The door is opened!! Go Go Go!
Go
Exit!
Kill enemies to open the boss's lair!
KILL!
KILL!
Show him how lonely he is! Let him see the big picture!
BIG
PICTURE
Where are you? Get out of here! Now!
FIND
AN EXIT
Roast this crazy duck! Before he roasts your brain!
ROAST
THE DUCK
No place like the shop to prove your true love!
SHOP
FOR LOVERS
Run as fast as you can!
RUN TO
THE EXIT!
A bit lost? Climb up to get a better view!
RUN FOR
THE HILL!
Detect and snipe enemies to clear the zone!
KILL
SNEAKILY!
Teleport use you must!!!
USE THE
TELEPORT!
Now you can drill lava! Earth's core's the limit!
DRILL
THE LAVA!
A new door is opened!! Let's have a look!
GO TO
THE DOOR!
Feeling left behind? When in Rome, do as the Romans do!
DRESS
UP!
The door can only be opened if you collect all the stars!!!
CATCH
'EM ALL!
When you shake a bit, drunk people tend to feel sick!
SHAKE IT
BABY!
You heard that? Time to take some pics!!
FIND
THE GIRL!

ACTION
AIM DOWN
AIM LEFT
AIM RIGHT
AIM UP
CANCEL
DASH
DRILL
JUMP
MENU
MOVE DOWN
MOVE LEFT
MOVE RIGHT
MOVE UP
NEXT WEAPON
OBJECTIVE
PREVIOUS WEAPON
SHOOT
MISSILES
MACHINE GUNS
GRENADES
WEAPON DOWN
WEAPON LEFT
WEAPON RIGHT
WEAPON UP
ZOOM
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Alone? I'm alone? Noooooooooo...
What a great romantic dies in me!
LORD IRISH
I always wondered how
they actually made nuggets.
It's been a learning experience.
KWAKALOT
There you are! I feel complete again.
My people need to go in pairs, you know.
Well, I did my part.
Hopefully you were not talking out of...
well... out of yourself about this hair thing.
We may have two cheeks, but one word.
I took an oath, so let's do it.
Such is my kind. And my fate.
To be completely honest,
I was not expecting chivalry in this place.
Hair seppuku is our ancient art. YAAAAA!
BADASSETTE
BADASS
OMG, that was so lame!
I belong in a much higher league than this.
I'm leaving this dump. Sayonara, losers!
Sexy world of banking, here I come!
Hi! Thanks for giving me a chance.
I'm applying for the position of... wait!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH GOD, NO!!
FINGERLIPS
ASH
NEXT
NEXT

Ah, museums. History. Culture. Heritage.
Tremendous Boredom.
How could I have been so careless?
I've locked myself up again!
And I even let the THING escape!
My boss is going to kill me!
Knock knock. Guess who?
The boss is here...
ZARGNOR
I hate all the other fossils!
They're all, like, super-old! Eww!
Stay away from me, you nude weirdo!
SPIKEBONE
Her Ladyship's sleep
is my prime directive.
**DIRECTIVES 2-17 CLASSIFIED**
All intruders will perish in fire.
LORD NITZER
My time has come!
Hell will be my new kingdom!
OUR new kingdom, dearest.
I think you meant to say "our".
Awesome. The regicides were always my
favourite stories at Shakespeare Camp.
Yes, yes, of course. But anyway.
No rabbit is fit to rule such a realm.
From this day forth, Hell is a monarchy.
Huzzah! Go monarchy!
God Save The Me!
DUKE ROMEOW
DUCHESS UNIA
Zzzzzzzz....01011000001.... [Sleep Mode]
.....0001010011101....Z...zzzzz....
Lazy minion detected! Bad robot!
Dreaming of ducks and rabbits, I'm sure.
So. If the 0's stand for "Don't move fast
or I'll wake up and hurt your face"...
What do the 1's stand for?
MOALARM
Oh, look, the high-and-mighty Prince
is visiting our humble factory!
Why the noise,
insignificant thing?
I'm naked too! It's great to feel
the breeze on your bare skin, eh?
Still, I'm saving money to buy clothes.
There's a nice shop over there.
I. AM. NOT. NAKED.
...
Seriously. Stop this already.
GROIIIINK
BOSS FIGHT!
YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIGHT YOUR
FIRST BOSS! DO YOU WANT TO
UNLOCK THE FULL GAME?
[X] UNLOCK
[B] HELL NO!
SECRET GIFT!
YOU JUST FOUND A HAT!
CHECK THE CUSTOMISATION MENU
FOR MORE GOODNESS!
[X] OH YEAH!
SECRET GIFT!
YOU JUST FOUND A WHEEL!
CHECK THE CUSTOMISATION MENU
FOR MORE GOODNESS!
[X] OH YEAH!
CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU'VE KILLED YOUR 10TH MONSTER!
YOU MAY NOW VISIT...
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU JUST UNLOCKED
SOMETHING REALLY COOL!
CHECK IT OUT!
[X] OH YEAH!
A WORLD OF OPPORTUNITY. (MOSTLY FOR YOU).
EVER WONDERED WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR DEAD MONSTERS?
MAKE THEM WORK FOR YOU! THEY'LL LOVE IT!
ENJOY THE SIMPLE PLEASURE OF GOOD, HONEST LABOUR.
(THEY DO IT, YOU ENJOY IT.)
MANAGE YOUR OWN LOOT FACTORY!
YOUR DEAD MONSTERS WILL LOVE GOLDFARMING.
FREE MONEY AND RARE ITEMS FOR YOU!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
COME HAVE FUN!
[A]
CONTINUE YOUR ADVENTURE
AND KILL MORE MONSTERS
HAVE A BREAK
AND GO TO THE ISLAND
[Y]
Cool!!! I cleared the passage.
Good old Hell Doors,
feeding on weeping souls...
I think I like them.
The doors display
how many monsters I must "free".
Then hopefully, they open.
Wow! Those stupid bugs
have got drill-proof shields! Smart.
It's lucky these are armour-piercing bullets.
It's good to be the Prince!
Man, I love Curry Night.
That one this week was
really something, though.
Huh? What's so funny?
CROWBRO
Don't you just hate evil scientists?
You lose ONE poker game and suddenly
you're a cat's head on a bat's body.
BATCAT
Mmh...
New stuff awaits in Zone 7.
Thrills! Adventure! Possibly pics!
Let's go.
So still no pics. There's a surprise.
I mean, we're not even halfway through.
Still, I can do some harder drilling now. Yay!
Muhahahah!
My plan is working out perfectly!
For now.
Wait, what was that?
???
???
Hey Nestor!
My dearest servant!
At last, a familiar face.
It's too late for that.
Are you okay, though?
Ouch! It hurts!!
They built these ceilings far too low.
Should we call Health and Safety?
Hello, sir. How are you today?
No more hangover, hopefully?
Let's find out with a little sobriety test.
Do you know how to unzoom?
Of course I do. Pff.
I'm the Prince of Hell, remember?
So, um... how do I unzoom again?
We just met. It's a boss fight.
My first one, actually. I don't get to see
the next zone unless I defeat you.
Oh, I'll be fine. Nice of you to ask.
Now, where were we?
Just press [RB] to zoom out sir.
(As arrogant as his father.
This could be a long day.)
I suppose we should.
Well, that's a pity. You seemed charming.
Shall we?
WAIT!!
My pics. Do you have them?
Pictures? Awfully sorry, no.
Long shot, but worth a try.
Would you like me to start
with some scary sounds, too?
My friends say my 'Boss voice'
is pretty impressive.
So, let's do this!
FUEGOGO
SHUT UP! I'M NOT NAKED!
Though I do feel a bit
underdressed right now.
Hahaha! HA HA HA!
What's this? A little floppy-eared nudist?
No combat gear! COMPLETELY NAKED!
WHY, YOU - !
GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN PICTURES!
RIGHT NOW!
Really? So you wouldn't be in the mood
for taking a few... pictures, then?
I'm in a proper pickle here.
Where's Nestor when I need him?
I like to collect them all, you see.
I'm a completist.
THE ROCK
Right on time as ever, sir.
I've just finished the modifications.
Would you like to try it out?
The enhancements are numerous.
But I'm sure you only want to know
about the weaponry. There are two
new attack capabilities. Try them out!
I know who you are.
I'll always be flowing for you.
You're the goddamn Prince!
MS FOUNTAINE
Great, an elevator to nowhere...
And where are my minions?!
Busy viewing my stolen pics, probably.
I'll make them regret being sent to Hell!
Also, where are my royal weapons?
Better avoid encounters for now...
Lost? Use the map. [BK] button.
Clueless? Use the map. [BK]  button.
Hungry? Depressed? MAP SOLVES ALL.
Check where all the hottest action is
taking place, with the map. [BK]  button.
Ha ha!
The prince is naked!
Wait, what?
Who dares?
You're naked. And you can't touch me.
I'm behind a wall!
Walls can be broken.
So can your face.
I'm coming back.
POY POY
Very witty. Are those your last words?
Anyway, let's go. Pretty soon you'll be
feeling like you fell down some stairs.
This tiny ship smells of baby carrots.
Is that you, Ash? It's difficult to tell,
as I can see clothes from here. So un-you.
Fear the wrath of my powerful ship!
It comes from my factory. It's awesome.
It can shoot and... turn. And burn fuel.
(We had to cut some features.)
I do not know pain. I am not experienced.
But there's always a spring in my step
when I'm getting ready for dinner.
Come, let us stretch my metallic jaws.
What's this, a stand-up routine?
Stop it, you're killing me!
Wait, that's the wrong way round.
How ironic.
SPIKELY
Sir?
...
*cough*
Sir? SIR?
YES?
Please leave your wheel here,
ideally without making a fuss about it.
No weapons are allowed in the Jail zone.
Your own rules, remember?
What??!! No way!
Regretfully I must insist.
I'll have it upgraded in the meantime.
You won't be disappointed!
You again? How do you do that?
Don't forbid me anything else or...
Of course not, sir. Let me show you
how to JUMP ON WALLS. You'll love it.
Let me guess - I double jump, near a wall,
and BAM!, I'm all Captain Walljump?
Double jump, sir, yes.
Near, as you say, walls.
But you must keep the jump button pressed.
Keep the jump button...
...pressed. Got it.
I'm not stupid, you know.
HELLOOOO!!
Ooh, I just fancy a kebab.
I beg your pardon?
Guards!! I found the intruder!
Reapers, to the rescue!! Spotlights on!
My beauty is in jeopardy !
I'm sure you taste better than you look.
We'll find out soon, I guess.
What? How DARE you?
Thank heavens my royal flamethrowers
protect me from common oiks like you!
Flamethrowers, you say? Didn't spot those.
I love these low-level monsters that
tell you how to beat them. Thanks!
SHE'BAA
WOW!
What was THAT?
YOU! I SAW WHAT YOU DID!
You roasted my princess! I'll kill you!
This guy's got some solid firepower.
He's not too quick with it though.
Let's go green and do some recycling.
RAMCHIP
Hey, wanna swap places?
I'm supposed to guard eggs for the wife.
Don't tell anyone: I'd lose my abyss cred.
That's the saddest thing I've seen in Hell.
I'm a compassionate prince - I'll put an end
to this guy's unbearable suffering.
Give me a second, I'm coming.
SQUIRDO
Cool! My wheel has been upgraded.
Now I can drill clay, and go to new places.
So still no pics. There's a surprise.
I mean, we're not even halfway through.
Still, I can do some harder drilling now. Yay!
Damnation! He was supposed to
be CRUSHED by this one.
Golems are so over-rated.
Sure, blame it on the Golem.
You hopeless third-wit.
???
???
Kids, have you seen anything unusual?
On the news I heard there was some sort
of psychotic killer rabbit on the loose.
If you spot him, call for an adult.
DADYSS
Hey, Nestor!
Any more annoying
tutorial stuff to say?
No, sir.
But I have a gift from your dead father.
Remember his secret love
for pimping jetpacks?
Please let it be something
useful for killing monsters.
Do want!
...Even better! Break walls, AND enemies
using [RT] + [LS]!
Go, jetpack master!
Fat Rabbit! YOU!
My own cousin!
I should have known better.
You imposter. You insignificant nothing.
How dare you fancy yourself King of Hell?
I shall take my crown back. Immediately.
Interesting choice of weapons, chubby.
Stolen pics? Not very... villainous, is it?
Why don't you grow a pair? Of ears, I mean.
I pay no heed to your pathetic words!
Also, it's quite hard to read your lips.
The point is, this honour is rightfully mine!
I'm the best. The greatest.
The one and only.
Prepare to be erased.
FAT RABBIT
Enough of all this useless dead weight.
A tiny mind in a huge body. My opposite.
Ash... I'm sorry... I...
We're... the same... family...
Forgive me... I... repent...
The p-p-p-pictures are in th-
No! NOOO!!!
RrrraaAAHHHHHH!!!!
What? Who are you?
What did you do to my cousin?
Where are my pictures?
What's the fastest land animal?
ENOUGH! SILENCE!
You insignificant rabbit. You stole my fame.
But now it's over. You will die,
and I shall be the new you.
Yeah, yeah. Talk to the paw.
I'm much too cool to kill.
Let's end this right here, right now.
FAT RABBIT
POISON CINDY
Sir! I have a new move for you.
I call it the Direct-Annihilation Super Hitter.
Or the "DiAnSuHi" for short.
So you're saying it's a dash attack?
I hope whoever invented it doesn't sue.
Anyway, how do I unleash this move?
Charge by pressing [LT],
And aim with [LS], keeping both pressed.
To attack, just release [LT]. Simple.
Ash? THE Ash?? OMG! Best day EVER!
They won't believe me at the club!
I'm Ace - president of "RASH-4-ASH",
your biggest fan club!
I have a fan club? Aw, that's really -
Wait! What did you just say?
THOSE PICS ARE PRIVATE!
Um, not "rash" in the medical sense.
I mean we've all been crazy for you ever
Since we saw your hot bathtub pics.
Too late! You opened my eyes,
and I got rid of my clothes.
I'm a whole new card now.
Every day is Strip Poker day.
FORKINAYSE
WILL PERFORM TRICKS AND
BLOW YOUR MIND FOR FOOD.
So why don't you just make
some food magically appear, then?
Damn. That's a good point.
I feel pretty stupid now.
SORCIMON
I'm invincible! Unbreakable!
Untouchable! ...
But so alone. I need flowers.
And love.
I don't have flowers. I'm not your friend.
I'm a rabbit with a heart full of rage.
Still, you look pretty big and strong.
Do I stand a chance?
Well unless you have
friends in high places,
I'm out of reach for your kind.
Deal with it.
MINGUS
No more fancy outfits, sir?
What?
Have you been drinking again, Nestor?
Certainly not, sir. But I just saw you.
Or someone who looked like you.
Older, perhaps.
Well, if my future self is running around,
I'm sure he'll have a message for us.
So let's go find me!
A casino! The perfect place
for me! After all, I have
four lucky rabbit's feet.
Hello young me!
Enter the missions!
ASH 2.0
Farewell for now!
See you soon!
ASH 2.0
Hi, I'm the future you.
 I finished the game already.
AND I know what you'll do next summer.
Yay, I qualify!
So tell me how to play.
And give me your cool outfit.
Welcome to the Missions!
You must be THIS tall to ride.
Also, dead.
Sure!
ASH 2.0
Wait, this guy looks pretty cool.
Let's go and check him out.
This little buddy smells like adventure!
Maybe I should go and talk to him.
If I get bored.
It's just me again, sir.
May I introduce the new radar feature?
Radar? What the hell do you
want me to do with a radar?
Do I look as if I'm trying to collect
7 magic emeralds or something?
Radar usually shows you
where monsters are.
It's very practical, sir.
Welcome to Space. This is the future.
I must warn you: don't be rude to me.
The future hates rude people.
I'm very futuristic on this.
What about if I make you a thing
of the past, then? Run this:
10 SHUT UP
20 GOTO 10
Okay then. Here are the Space Rules.
10 WATCH YOUR FUEL
20 SHOOT THE BADDIES
30 GOTO HELL
BIDIBIDI
I see. Alien shields. On shiny grids.
OK, you guys are smart. Damn.
So, what would Dad have done?
Drill their face, I guess.
I could stay here forever,
watching those twinkling lights.
I'm just a big softy, really.
They're lovely, aren't they?
Would you like to see more of them?
Perhaps walk towards the final one?
That's a very kind offer.
I'm delighted to accept.
Can it be a surprise, too?
I love surprises.
POKECHOMP
Where is my special one?
I checked: no mate. Gah!
People like me need to see their love
AT LEAST twice a week. Minimum.
That's touching.
Wait, I mean sickening.
No wonder you're endangered.
It's been hours!
If she's not right behind this door,
I'm not sure what could happen.
I'm serious.
LORD IRISH
Awesome! I'm the first Space Rabbit!
"In outer space,
nobody can hear you
weep for your lost pics."
My fate is nothing compared to yours.
And you're about to meet it very soon.
BIDIBIDI
Grrr! Space Snakes suck!!!
YOU are the snake.
Okay, the party's over.
I'm taking the lead now.
Gimme a G! Gimme an O!
???
???
Must... resist... urge... to touch!
Cool rabbits and electricity don't mix.
Better deal with that thing from a safe distance.
Ooooh, I don't like this place.
Weird things are going to happen.
I hate it already.
I can FEEL I'm going to hate this.
You should probably
open your mind a bit.
A little disorientated, perchance?
Are you still here?
I don't need your help.
OK. I'll just sit here and watch, then.
I have nothing better to do anyway.
BIDIBIDI
Oh the gnawing of teeth! Oh the tears!
My beautiful, my precious, my beloved!
I would pull a hair to see you one last time.
That's gross. Stop talking now.
Such is the pain that dwells in my heart.
Pulling a hair could kill me, you know.
My only wish is to see her one last time.
BADASS
WHO ARE YOU? Have we met before?
If that's you, Peaches, it's a bad joke.
Be decent, show some skin, please!
Can you do that?  God, be romantic!
BADASSETTE
Hey! HEY! HEY, YOU!!!
WHAT?
And make it quick. I'm leaving.
Take me with you!
This place is full of losers.
You can be my hero! I'll follow you forever.
Certainly not. Go away.
Ducks have got me into enough trouble.
KWAKALOT
For Hell's sake!
Stop that! Stop following me!!
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!
Kwak kwak kwak!
KWAKALOT
Ha ha, you're lost.
Not true!
Maybe you are. Maybe not.
Can you tell me where to go?
I'm afraid the system says no.
BIDIBIDI
A cute doggie! Hello, doggie!
I love your funny clothes!
Yeah, I'm just the sweetest.
What's with the funky trip?
It's quite weird in here.
There are no rules. It's awesome.
For instance, we cannot die. Sing along!
#We can't die, we can't die, we can't -#
Jeez, put a sock in it already!
Damn hippies!
FLOWAH
Hey, weird fuzzy dude!
You look pretty strange,
with your face on upside down.
Are you melting?
I'm not your "dude", and I'm not melting.
But I'll make sure YOUR face
is upside down in a minute.
I'm taking care of you. Dude.
GOOFLEPUP
Ahhh, much better! Beautiful!
Why hide  your charms anyway?
Now, come and rest on my cheeks!
Hold on, I'll open a window.
BADASSETTE
When confronting brains,
use brute force, but from a distance.
There's no right or wrong when
you're just pushing a button, right?
Yes! YES! At last, I can touch one.
I've waited hours for this.
So what is it? Is it cool? Is it dangerous?
If it's not cool, I quit right now.
A teleport!
I can use it to go back to the jail,
I remember a closed door
which should be opened now!
It's terrible the way those spaceships
keep crashing all the time. Who built them?
Let's see... "Ash Rabbit Industries, Inc".
Oops. Okay, one problem at a time.
I'm sending my wheel for an
immediate check-up.
Another gear failure would be unacceptable.
With a bit of luck Nestor will clean it too.
You won't have my pearl.
YOU WON'T HAVE MY PEARL!!!
MANTRAP
Alright, that was good clean fun!
Now, it's time to enter the Museum.
I'M READY. I really am! GO!
Did I just hear a ringing sound?
It's like, inside I'm upside down.
Nestor? You again?
You're like, everywhere!
Do I look like I need assistance?
Your father asked me
to protect his heir.
Stalking is in my job description.
Okay, whatever.
Got any more presents?
The last one was kinda cool.
I exist only to serve, sir.
I have indeed managed to secure
another new item for you.
Neato!
But what if I don't like it?
Then use [LB] to switch
between all your weapons,
and happiness will be restored.
I'd say this was a nightmare, but
since I'm already in Hell that seems
a moot point. How bad can it get?
WHAT. IS. THIS. SONG?!!!
For the love of the damned,
someone make it stop. NOW.
This zone is delightfully colourful, sir.
Yes, sir. You're quite right - it's ghastly.
But these MAGIC RAINBOW devices
could be rather fun to play with.
Not that I've ever tried one myself.
I felt you might need my help here.
You forgot to use your radar, I presume?
It's most useful for locating small monsters.
This door has a mission. It won't
open until I've collected loads
of these little cute things.
Well, if I thought I could
get away from this zone
without having to TOUCH anything...
Okay, I can't take any more of this.
It's so damn twee! A bad-boy bunny
shouldn't have to live like this!
GIVE ME RAGE! GIVE ME FOUL AIR!
ANTI-CUTE SUIT, NOW!
Look at my poor child,
so gentle, so yellow...
You, here in your fancy-pants sub!
You killed my son! Revenge!
Yeah? I don't remember...
To be brutally honest,
I've slain a lot of stuff recently.
KILL. KILL. KILL!
PAYBACK TIME!
...
OOOOPS!
PENGOREDAD
My precious and only son... he wouldn't
have hurt a fly. Hated rabbits, though.
So, you've got a thing for penguins?
I'm not here to judge. Just to kill.
I'd prefer a nice slice of rabbit right now.
I also heard your nuggets joke. EN GARDE!
MA BUZZBY
What's wrong with this door?
Why are there no numbers on it?
Only cute creatures allowed here.
Ugly, you. Ugly you.
Well, it's charming to meet you too.
(Lucky I'm a master of disguise, eh?)
CUTIE
Can you hear me Sir? I'm in the next Zone!
I was... in the club, SEARCHING your pics.
Then a gentleman with weird eyes came,
and... fire, darkness and chaos ensued.
I was probably the only one to notice.
Could you come and rescue me?
I managed to activate a teleport!
I'm deep down the club, waiting for you.
Haha, look at this loser, waiting for...
For what, actually? My pics, I reckon.
Let's deliver a big fat surprise instead.
My eyes! My poor tortured eyes!
When will they fix the power?
It's lucky I took my medicine.
WEEPEE
They say I'm a terrible DJ.
They fired me for too many 80s hits.
Now they'll see all of my mad skillz!
Let the lethal laserbeats fly!
DJ LAME
Oh man. Best. Party. Ever.
But I think I overdid it a little bit.
Everything looks way too dizzy, now.
Everybody, stop waggling!
VOMIKATT
I don't like music. I don't like to dance.
I'm interested in rare chicks,
know what I mean? Take some
nice pics and you'll be on the list.
MARCELO
They call me Dr Bit,
the beat surgeon.
No-one can stop my catchy loops!
DR BIT
Damn it! I need more kills to go through!
Let's use my new lava-drilling wheel!
I remember some forbidden places
in the volcano.
Here you are! I knew I could count on you.
Let me upgrade your wheel, one last time.
It is now maxed out. No more upgrades, OK?
YOU CANNOT UPGRADE PERFECTION.
It drills through all surfaces and boasts
some new weaponry. Right, I'm off.
Look at this cyber-coward!
A robot hiding behind a shield?
Pounding him on his weak spot
should be even more enjoyable.
ASH
NESTOR
NEXT
NEXT

Extract by Haoose
06.10.2012