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  1. <Dex> bop it
  2. <Dex> skip it
  3. <Vincent_Valentine> Ready.
  4. <Dex> jump it
  5. <DM> kay, all extraneous chat goes to #zuchat at this point
  6. <DM> -=INSANITY STARTO=-
  7. <DM> *You enter a vast void of absolute nothingness. Suddenly, Sephiroth dropkicks the DM.*
  8. <Red_Enrics> BAGELPUSS
  9. <Red_Enrics> BAGELPUSS
  10. <Red_Enrics> BAGELPUSS
  11. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  12. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Testicle Cover Guard tournament. «14,366»)
  13. <DM> .....
  14. <Kirran> lol
  15. <DM> And this is why I was scared going into this.
  16. <Sephiroth> REDO.
  17. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  18. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a tree. But, then you fell and landed in manure! «14,367»)
  19. <DM> ouch
  20. <Red_Enrics> POOP MOUNTAIN
  21. <Kirran> That is one big pile of shit.
  22. <Dex> conductor of the poop train
  23. <DM> *Everyone finds themselves in the middle of a wasteland... literally. The smell is absolutely atrocious... so horrid, it may affect you on a rather painful level. Trying to move around in this manure doesn't seem to be working well either...*
  24. <DM> $4d8
  25. <Navi> DM: You rolled 4 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 6 and 2. Total: 16.
  26. <Kirran> This is why I'm glad we Sheikah are given face masks.
  27. <DM> oh wait, just 3, derp
  28. * X_X is now known as RockGolem
  29. * X__X is now known as ArmoredStalfos
  30. <Vincent_Valentine> (Note: Because I am running Vincent -AND- Sephiroth tonight, I cannot run any enemies.)
  31. <Kirran> (poop golem?)
  32. * Red_Enrics is a janitor this time. ^_^
  33. * X___X is now known as Firerobe
  34. <Red_Enrics> I've smelled worse
  35. <DM> *A myraid of unsightly brown-colored enemies appear. They appear to be suffering as well, but since they can't find the exact cause of it, they're blaming you all.*
  36. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  37. <Dex> init $1d10
  38. <Dex> wait i forgot how
  39. <Kirran> $init 1d11
  40. <Red_Enrics> $init 1d10
  41. <Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  42. <Navi> Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  43. <Dex> $init 1d10
  44. <Kirran> DAMMIT!!!
  45. <Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  46. <Dex> keks
  47. <Vincent_Valentine> $1d11
  48. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
  49. <RockGolem> $init 1d10
  50. <Navi> RockGolem: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  51. <ArmoredStalfos> $init 1d10
  52. <Sephiroth> $init 2d8
  53. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  54. <Navi> Sephiroth: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4 and 7.
  55. <Firerobe> $init 1d10
  56. <Navi> Firerobe: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  57. <DM> oh god
  58. <DM> Vincent_Valentine, reroll, you used $1d11
  59. <Sephiroth> (Sephiroth isn't participating in the fight)
  60. <DM> (I know, lol)
  61. <Sephiroth> Quickstep
  62. <Sephiroth> Increase your initiative roll by $0d1.
  63. <DM> right
  64. <DM> and you did literally $1d11
  65. <DM> not $init 1d11, lol
  66. <Vincent_Valentine> derpy me
  67. <Vincent_Valentine> $init 1d11
  68. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  69. <DM> $init s
  70. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3) and Kirran (1).
  71. * Kirran discovers the face mask does nothing.
  72. <Red_Enrics> http://prntscr.com/1lw2pe
  73. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - Attacking by melee and defending dice are reduced by 2.
  74. * Red_Enrics scrubs all the floors in hyrule
  75. <DM> ...... brb, getting a tower and fixing a spill
  76. <Kirran> (Must be a vertical spill...)
  77. <Sephiroth> ... must be one huge-ass spill to require a tower for it all..
  78. <DM> not really
  79. <DM> kay back
  80. <Dex> its his dark tower
  81. <Dex> the spill motivated him to finally finish it
  82. * Firerobe pulls a jerk move and immediately casts Shockwave, hitting Vincent_Valentine, Dex, Kirran, and Red_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
  83. <Red_Enrics> Reduced, huh? Yep, we're gonna die
  84. <DM> (Question, anyone have water or nature affinity?)
  85. <Dex> $14d10
  86. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 9, 2, 7, 5, 1, 8, 2, 9, 3, 1, 4 and 4. Total: 69. Successes: 7.
  87. <Firerobe> $18d10
  88. <Navi> Firerobe: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 6, 4, 4, 9, 7, 5, 8, 3, 5, 8, 2, 2, 5, 9, 7 and 2. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
  89. <Kirran> $14d10
  90. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 10, 2, 8, 4, 9, 3, 6, 8, 3, 5, 4 and 8. Total: 76. Successes: 9.
  91. * Vincent_Valentine just dies.
  92. <Dex> im currently shadow
  93. <DM> who knows, you might live
  94. <Vincent_Valentine> $4d10
  95. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 3 and 6. Total: 24. Successes: 3.
  96. <Dex> im seriously thinking going for arcane though
  97. <Red_Enrics> (Do I put $10d10, or $12d10?)
  98. <Vincent_Valentine> ...
  99. <Vincent_Valentine> actually
  100. <Vincent_Valentine> defending dice reduced by 2.
  101. <Vincent_Valentine> $2d10
  102. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4 and 4. Total: 8. Successes: 0.
  103. <DM> oh, you don't have armor... well then....
  104. <Dex> oh shit
  105. <Red_Enrics> $10d10
  106. <Vincent_Valentine> k, still 3..
  107. <Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 6, 6, 9, 2, 5, 7, 6 and 4. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
  108. <Dex> i need to rerollthen
  109. <Dex> $12d10
  110. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 2, 3, 6, 1, 10, 9, 7, 8, 9 and 6. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
  111. * Vincent_Valentine just curls up in a corner somewhere, smelly and fried.
  112. <DM> (Who knows, a kick line might revive you)
  113. <Red_Enrics> Umm, shit, How much damage did I take?
  114. <DM> 13 - 7 = 6/2 = 3 - armor = damage taken
  115. <DM> (for Dex)
  116. <Vincent_Valentine> actually
  117. <Vincent_Valentine> wait
  118. <Vincent_Valentine> i have fire 1.
  119. <Dex> so 3?
  120. <DM> 13 - 9 = 4/2 = 2 - armor = damage taken for Kirran
  121. <DM> well if you have armor, it'll reduce it more than that
  122. <Kirran> No damge for me.
  123. <Dex> armor is -2
  124. <Dex> so 1 damage for me
  125. <Red_Enrics> My armor reduces damage by 3
  126. <DM> 13 - 3 = 10/2 = 5 - armor = damage taken for Vincent_Valentine
  127. <DM> 13 - 8 = 5/2 = 2.5 rounded = 3 - armor = damage taken for Red_Enrics
  128. <Red_Enrics> 0! YAY!
  129. <Fireblast124> $recall
  130. <Firerobe> 8h, 4m
  131. <Firerobe> $endturn
  132. <Navi> Firerobe has ended their turn. ArmoredStalfos: It is your turn now.
  133. <Navi> Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3) and Kirran (1).
  134. <Dex> 12H 5M
  135. * Fireblast124 is now known as Fireblast
  136. <Vincent_Valentine> 5h, 3m | Shielded Shield 1h
  137. <Fireblast> $init j
  138. <Navi> Fireblast: You have entered the fray!
  139. * ArmoredStalfos covers Firerobe.
  140. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 6h armor
  141. <ArmoredStalfos> $endturn
  142. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  143. <Navi> Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  144. * DM pokes the corpse of Vincent_Valentine. It is not amused.
  145. * Vincent_Valentine hurls a spiked boomerang at Firerobe, but hits ArmoredStalfos instead due to cover! (Roll Wisdom)
  146. <DM> oh, you're alive, nvm
  147. * DM face-palms.
  148. <Vincent_Valentine> ... (power)
  149. * Vincent_Valentine face-palms
  150. <DM> lol
  151. <Vincent_Valentine> $19d10
  152. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 5, 3, 7, 8, 6, 3, 7, 9, 8, 2, 3, 8, 2, 5, 8, 5 and 4. Total: 108. Successes: 13.
  153. <ArmoredStalfos> $14d10
  154. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 7, 6, 6, 3, 1, 10, 10, 10, 2, 5, 9 and 1. Total: 76. Successes: 11.
  155. * ArmoredStalfos is hit!
  156. * ArmoredStalfos loses 2 hearts on his plating.
  157. <ArmoredStalfos> actually, 0 damage on plating, 2 damage reduction on the plating itself
  158. * Vincent_Valentine 's boomerang bounces off ArmoredStalfos's armor and redirects itself to Firerobe's face! (Roll Power!)
  159. <Vincent_Valentine> $15d10
  160. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 9, 9, 6, 5, 7, 7, 1, 1, 1, 1, 5, 6 and 1. Total: 74. Successes: 11.
  161. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 6h armor
  162. <Firerobe> EEP
  163. <Firerobe> $6d10
  164. <Navi> Firerobe: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 3, 8, 2 and 2. Total: 26. Successes: 2.
  165. * Firerobe is thwacked upside the head and melts into the bottomless abyss of... crap. What a load of crap he was.
  166. <Vincent_Valentine> 5h, 3m | Shielded Shield 1h
  167. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  168. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  169. <Navi> Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  170. <Dex> shurp
  171. <Firerobe> $init r
  172. <Dex> uhhhh
  173. <Navi> Firerobe: The bot has been reset.
  174. <Fireblast> Should have been acid
  175. <Sephiroth> Amazing.
  176. <Dex> so firerobe is dead?
  177. <DM> yep
  178. <DM> oh
  179. <DM> OH
  180. <Sephiroth> Our turn order is gone.
  181. <DM> woops
  182. <DM> uhhh
  183. <DM> Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  184. <Dex> ok
  185. <DM> manual turn order acquired, lemme fix that one
  186. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  187. <Kirran> It shouldn't have hit Vincent with magic.
  188. <Kirran> Especially after last battle.
  189. <DM> last battle? wha?
  190. <Dex> Dex daringly does daze darts at the dumb Armored Stalfos (courage)
  191. <DM> ... everyone should be maxed prior to the start of this session
  192. <Kirran> Vincent is scary when he's angry.
  193. <Fireblast> This is great, the world is tearing apart from that Firerobe derping up the command
  194. <Dex> $19d10
  195. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 9, 9, 9, 1, 5, 5, 8, 5, 2, 5, 7, 3, 7, 9, 3, 8 and 8. Total: 115. Successes: 15.
  196. <ArmoredStalfos> $18d10
  197. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 1, 4, 10, 6, 3, 3, 2, 5, 2, 10, 5, 9, 4, 3, 10 and 8. Total: 95. Successes: 12.
  198. <Dex> wuut wuut
  199. <Dex> also
  200. * Kirran is commenting on Vincent's revenge.
  201. * ArmoredStalfos is twacked painfully by a daze dart... wait what.
  202. <Dex> crit roll
  203. <Dex> $1d5
  204. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  205. <Dex> damn you
  206. <Dex> also leech
  207. <Dex> so i get a heart back
  208. <DM> actually
  209. <DM> ArmoredStalfos is Shadow Level 3
  210. <DM> ... you lose 3 successes from attacking that, since Daze Darts uses Shadow
  211. <DM> ROLLOFF
  212. <Dex> FRIG
  213. <Dex> $19d10
  214. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 7, 5, 3, 9, 5, 3, 3, 4, 2, 8, 2, 10, 6, 1, 10, 9 and 8. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
  215. <ArmoredStalfos> $18d10
  216. <Dex> well shit
  217. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 1, 8, 9, 7, 5, 8, 6, 4, 10, 7, 2, 1, 10, 2, 8 and 2. Total: 102. Successes: 14.
  218. <Dex> god damn you all
  219. <Dex> i shoulda looked at the affinities
  220. * ArmoredStalfos enjoys the power of affinity counters as he gracefully dodges through the manure infested land.................. what.
  221. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 6h plating
  222. <Dex> 12H 5M
  223. <Dex> $endturn
  224. <Navi> Dex: Want to end your turn? Get a battle started!
  225. <Dex> yes?
  226. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  227. <DM> up next, new kick line
  228. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  229. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in another channel on this network! Woah! «14,368»)
  230. <DM> .........
  231. <DM> gimme a second
  232. <Kirran> wut.
  233. <Dex> BATTLE IN zuchat
  234. * Firerobe is now known as X___X
  235. <Fireblast> But where are we supposed to chat in
  236. <DM> #zuchat
  237. <DM> oh
  238. <DM> ... #zuchat
  239. <DM> .... alright, I apologize ahead of time for this, I personally have nothing against Billy Ronald....
  240. <Red_Enrics> WHY YOU NO USE THIS TEXT
  241. <Kirran> ouch, my brain.
  242. <DM> Everyone must now type like they've got dyslexia.
  243. <Red_Enrics> eqwkr
  244. <Kirran> waht
  245. <Red_Enrics> fucking penis bagels
  246. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  247. <Dex> lysdeixia isnt just tpeiying backwerds you no
  248. <Kirran> wrehes[ grmmr nazi wehn yu need him??
  249. <Dex> guise its moar about bad speeling and knot understhanding writtttten werdz
  250. <Dex> si
  251. <Red_Enrics> I want my grammar correcting friends back ;~;
  252. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - Dyslexia. If you do not type incorrectly, you will suffer a 3 dice penalty to all rolls. Also, as a result of this, Red_Enrics is forever drunk again.
  253. <Kirran> lul
  254. <Red_Enrics> FCUdfsk
  255. <Vincent_Valentine> fsck.
  256. <Fireblast> weRHes tAht Wierod naemd Garmma Niaz
  257. <Dex> incorrectly wose turn iz et
  258. <Red_Enrics> Teh won tiem im nto durnk, I hvae ot ytpe liek dis
  259. <DM> *it isge redgenericvs turn-
  260. <Fireblast> yuo scuk oto
  261. <DM> *It is eagr red enricscaeo turn, he musto af now attack gor somtehintef affore agrpegeriopgijregoreatg.*
  262. <Dex> incorrectly i heop dis doesnawt last too match lunger
  263. <Kirran> crse u sepirot.
  264. <DM> *heavnea dosnt pheel like hetaven anyomero
  265. * Red_Enrics explodes
  266. <Fireblast> waht si htia dsualxa
  267. <Red_Enrics> $removeme
  268. <Navi> Red_Enrics: Want to remove yourself from a battle? Get a battle started!
  269. <DM> Tdfurn Odrder: Armoreddfstalfos (9), Vifdsagncent_Valentfdaane (7), Dexrfre (7), Seghirotgerh (7), RockrehtrhtGolem (6), Sephirorgeah (4), Red_Enricgres (3), reg (1) and rgreaFireaegr\blast (0).
  270. <DM> kay just kdiding
  271. <Dex> incorrectly waht are ew vene doin
  272. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  273. <DM> *kireanf is upa next
  274. * Red_Enrics is now known as RedsGhost
  275. <Kirran> krin nik and arru end fries is et the rocc gollom (rll crge)
  276. <Kirran> $s1d10
  277. <Kirran> $21d10
  278. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 9, 9, 10, 4, 9, 6, 5, 10, 9, 6, 3, 2, 6, 1, 6, 8, 2, 10 and 4. Total: 134. Successes: 18.
  279. <RockGolem> $9d10
  280. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 6, 1, 3, 6, 8, 1 and 3. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
  281. <DM> 18 - 5 = 13/2 = 6.5 rounded = 7 damage
  282. <RockGolem> 7h
  283. <Kirran> $endturn
  284. * RockGolem ends his egoeragtea tunr.
  285. <Navi> Kirran: Want to end your turn? Get a battle started!
  286. <RedsGhost> I'm a dead ghost, getting rid of my dyslexia. ^_^
  287. <RockGolem> oh wiat nvm
  288. <DM> (lol)
  289. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  290. <DM> *Fireblaltsdgt hath enterd a battlte thaaaaaaat aheaheheheeeeheheheheh is too hiiiiii fer.*
  291. * Sephiroth kicks Fireblast out the window.
  292. * Sephiroth has kicked Fireblast from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in an adjacent building's bathroom where someone was showering! Uh-oh. «14,371»)
  293. * Fireblast (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  294. * ChanServ gives voice to Fireblast
  295. <DM> *You all land in a very cramped shower, where a naked girl is showering. Frankly, you should all be stabbing each other naturally with all of the weapons you're carrying, there shouldn't even be enough room for you all here.*
  296. * Fireblast gets stabbed by her own sword
  297. <Dex> Ohhhhh I'm going to do some "stabbing" alright...
  298. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - You have all inadvertently-
  299. <Dex> SEXUAL INNUENDO
  300. <DM> .......
  301. <Kirran> So that's what they look like naked...
  302. <Kirran> I mean...
  303. <Kirran> uh, how did we get here...?
  304. <Kirran> >_>
  305. * Sephiroth sets mode +s #zurpg
  306. <Sephiroth> Rated R.
  307. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - You have all inadvertently killed a naked girl simply by transporting into a space too small to possibly fit all of you. The blood causes Sephiroth to kick me again.
  308. <DM> lol
  309. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  310. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the fountain! «14,372»)
  311. <DM> ... wow
  312. <DM> *Everyone is restored to maximum Hearts and Magic!*
  313. <DM> *Dead people stay dead.*
  314. * Fireblast reads a random comic book out of nowhere
  315. <RedsGhost> "naked girl"...DM, this isn't BoaB
  316. <RockGolem> 14h
  317. <Dex> Alive people stay alive.
  318. <Vincent_Valentine> 10h, 3m | Shielded Shield 1h
  319. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - People die if they are killed.
  320. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  321. * Sephiroth has changed the topic to: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  322. <DM> -=KIRRAN EFFECT - He has a nice, naked leaf-covered lady next to him. He gets lots of love when it's not his turn and recovers 1 heart and magic every turn that he's not targeted.
  323. <Kirran> Woo!
  324. <Dex> YARGLE
  325. <Fireblast> :derp:
  326. * RedsGhost is now known as Red_Enrics
  327. * Red_Enrics rejoins the frey
  328. <Red_Enrics> I wonder what my effect it
  329. <Red_Enrics> *is
  330. * ArmoredStalfos ingeniously targets Kirran with his Skeletal Blade! (Roll Courage)
  331. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  332. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 5, 8, 2, 10, 4, 9, 3, 8, 7, 8, 6, 3, 7, 6, 8, 10, 6 and 9. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
  333. <Kirran> $22d10
  334. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 4, 2, 4, 6, 8, 4, 7, 10, 8, 2, 4, 4, 8, 8, 7, 7, 10, 2 and 10. Total: 131. Successes: 16.
  335. <Red_Enrics> Well fine. ;~;
  336. <DM> lol
  337. * Red_Enrics is now known as RedsGhsot
  338. * RedsGhsot is now known as RedsGhost
  339. <Kirran> That's the power of love.
  340. <RedsGhost> fuck it
  341. * RedsGhost is now known as Nolyghots
  342. * ArmoredStalfos bounces off of Kirran's armor (and the power of love), but he's now able to control Kirran's attack target.
  343. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 6h plating
  344. <ArmoredStalfos> $endturn
  345. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: Want to end your turn? Get a battle started!
  346. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  347. <DM> *Vincent time!*
  348. <ArmoredStalfos> 14h
  349. <Fireblast> *Ding*
  350. <Nolyghots> How love works: Fuck it
  351. <DM> lol
  352. <Kirran> lol
  353. <Fireblast> Nolyghots, no, get out, you are a poe
  354. <Nolyghots> Life is like a woman: Fuck it
  355. <DM> o_O
  356. <Vincent_Valentine> O_o
  357. <Dex> so is death
  358. <Kirran> -_-
  359. <Dex> NECROPHILLIA
  360. <DM> wooooaaaaaaah there
  361. <DM> woah man
  362. <Kirran> 0_0
  363. * Fireblast slaps in a Rated D for Drugs
  364. <Nolyghots> Nintendo, now your playing with incest
  365. <Dex> These are the joke folks.
  366. <Kirran> (So now it's rated DM?)
  367. <DM> *DEX EFFECT - He's a necrophiliac and can make love with a corpse, thereby restoring hearts and magic equal to half of the corpse's respective hearts/magic. The corpse is then unusable.*
  368. * Vincent_Valentine grabs his Axe of Jealousy and charges at the RockGolem. (Roll Courage!)
  369. <Vincent_Valentine> $23d10
  370. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 3, 7, 5, 5, 1, 1, 9, 8, 9, 3, 4, 2, 1, 5, 6, 10, 9, 6, 4, 10 and 5. Total: 116. Successes: 15.
  371. <RockGolem> $9d10
  372. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 7, 10, 7, 7, 7, 1 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  373. * Dex ...'s
  374. * Nolyghots joins the frey in place of Red_Enrics, because he's a lazy fuck
  375. * Dex eyes Nolyghots.
  376. <DM> 15 - 8 = 7 - 2 = 5/2 = 2.5 rounded = 3 damage
  377. <Nolyghots> Eek!
  378. <Vincent_Valentine> 10h, 3m | Shielded Shield 1h
  379. * Vincent_Valentine ends turn.
  380. <DM> +1 bleed damage too
  381. * Nolyghots hides behind Kirran.
  382. <RockGolem> 10h | Bleeding x1
  383. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  384. * Kirran is feeling the love.
  385. <Nolyghots> Oh god damn it!
  386. * Nolyghots hides behind sephiroth
  387. <Dex> Sword of the Jagged Edge to the Rock Golem's ghoulies.
  388. <Dex> $19d10
  389. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 7, 5, 6, 4, 5, 10, 9, 5, 2, 9, 10, 5, 2, 2, 5, 6 and 1. Total: 105. Successes: 16.
  390. * Kirran shoots at the DM out of turn.
  391. <RockGolem> $9d10
  392. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 6, 8, 1, 4, 8, 8 and 5. Total: 56. Successes: 7.
  393. <DM> 16 - 7 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5/2 = 2.5 roudned = 3 damage
  394. <RockGolem> 7h | Bleeding x2
  395. <Dex> ALSO BLEEDING
  396. <Dex> also
  397. <Dex> forgot
  398. <Dex> $1d5
  399. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  400. <Dex> CRIT
  401. <Dex> WOOOO
  402. <DM> OH WOW
  403. <Dex> RIGHT IN THE ROCKS
  404. <DM> 9 * 1.5 = 13.5 rounded = 14
  405. <DM> 14/2 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 damage..... nice multiplier bro
  406. <RockGolem> 6h | Bleeding x2
  407. <Dex> 13H 5M
  408. <Dex> ENDTURN DESU
  409. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  410. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  411. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of a Civil War! «14,373»)
  412. <Fireblast> Wait, it a RockGolem is bleeding, then does it bleed out rocks?
  413. <Dex> gravel
  414. <Nolyghots> ROCKS!
  415. <Nolyghots> >:D
  416. <Dex> or sand
  417. <Fireblast> Or those
  418. * Nolyghots throws a rock at Dex and hides
  419. <Fireblast> I have no idea
  420. * Dex catches the rock and throws it at the Rock Golem.
  421. <DM> *Congratulations, you're in 1862 in America in the middle of a bloody crossfire! At the start of your turn, roll $1d2. If it's a 1, you're hit and you take 3 damage from a bullet (ignores damage reduction). If it's a 2, the poor man with a gun has a misfire and spontaneously explodes.*
  422. <Kirran> http://youtu.be/EQG3I5efwWo?t=48s
  423. <RockGolem> $1d2
  424. <Navi> RockGolem: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  425. * RockGolem experiences rocky pain as a bullet strikes him right in the... rocksack. .......
  426. <Nolyghots> AMERICA
  427. <Nolyghots> INCEST
  428. <RockGolem> 3h | Bleeding x2
  429. <Dex> BAD RACIAL RELATIONS
  430. * RockGolem finally stomps the ground, sending a shockwave at everyone! (Roll Power)
  431. <Nolyghots> DEX
  432. <RockGolem> $23d10
  433. <Nolyghots> I AM YOUR SISTER
  434. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 4, 1, 10, 3, 9, 8, 8, 5, 4, 5, 8, 3, 2, 5, 6, 6, 6, 1, 10, 2 and 5. Total: 123. Successes: 17.
  435. <Dex> WHAT
  436. <Kirran> $11d10
  437. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 4, 7, 3, 3, 3, 2, 1, 10 and 1. Total: 37. Successes: 3.
  438. <Dex> You're not even a lizalfos
  439. <Kirran> Wow....
  440. <Sephiroth> $21d10
  441. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 6, 6, 5, 1, 5, 8, 7, 3, 1, 7, 4, 4, 6, 5, 4, 6, 3, 7 and 7. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
  442. <Dex> $13d10
  443. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 10, 1, 1, 5, 8, 3, 7, 3, 9, 8 and 3. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
  444. * DM fowards Sephiroth's roll to Vincent.
  445. <Vincent_Valentine> ... err
  446. <ArmoredStalfos> $16d10
  447. * Kirran throws a reroll to himself and prays
  448. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 4, 6, 2, 8, 5, 2, 8, 10, 7, 10, 8, 7, 2 and 7. Total: 104. Successes: 14.
  449. <Vincent_Valentine> $21d10
  450. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 7, 7, 6, 8, 10, 6, 3, 7, 8, 4, 8, 9, 2, 8, 7, 4, 1, 6 and 4. Total: 124. Successes: 15.
  451. <Kirran> $11d10
  452. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 8, 4, 9, 2, 7, 2, 2, 4 and 6. Total: 52. Successes: 5.
  453. <Kirran> Eh, was worth a shot.
  454. <RockGolem> $9d10
  455. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 3, 8, 8, 1, 3, 10 and 3. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
  456. <DM> 17 - 5 = 12/2 = 6 - 2 + 5 - 2 = 7 damage to Kirran
  457. <Nolyghots> OKAY THEN FINE
  458. <Nolyghots> DEX
  459. <Nolyghots> I AM
  460. <Nolyghots> YOUR
  461. <Nolyghots> COUSIN
  462. <DM> (it's technically a double hit, so armor is applied twice)
  463. <Kirran> 3h, 5m
  464. <Dex> Still not a lizalfos.
  465. <Nolyghots> COUSINS DON'T HAVE TO BE THE SAME RACE! >:D
  466. * Kirran does have vulnerable spots. That hurt!
  467. <Nolyghots> Then again
  468. <DM> 17 - 15 = 2/2 = 1 + 5 = 6 damage to Vincent_Valentine
  469. <Nolyghots> In a way
  470. <Nolyghots> everybody's cousins to eachother
  471. <Dex> Well considering lizalfos arent able to sex up non lizalfos thennnn in this case it means they do.
  472. <Nolyghots> theoretically
  473. <Nolyghots> Incest is everywhere
  474. <Vincent_Valentine> 4h, 3m | Shielded Shield Active.
  475. <Kirran> er, I forgot to update my stats. 4h, 6m
  476. <Kirran> derp
  477. <DM> 17 - 14 = 3/2 = 1.5 rounded = 2 - 2 + 5 - 2 = 3 damage to ArmoredStalfos
  478. <DM> 17 - 8 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 - 2 + 5 - 2 = 6 damage to Dex
  479. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 3h plating
  480. <DM> *Two great balls of fire now explode...
  481. <DM> $1d15
  482. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 15 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
  483. <DM> *They cause fiery explosions, hitting everyone. (Roll Wisdom)
  484. <DM> $9d10
  485. <Navi> DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 7, 2, 2, 2, 10, 9 and 7. Total: 57. Successes: 7.
  486. <Kirran> $16d10
  487. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 6, 2, 7, 10, 4, 4, 5, 3, 7, 7, 4, 2, 3 and 8. Total: 87. Successes: 11.
  488. <Dex> $14d10
  489. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 8, 8, 2, 1, 8, 8, 8, 4, 9, 7, 7 and 8. Total: 94. Successes: 11.
  490. <DM> (If you get hit, you take 2 burn damage)
  491. <RockGolem> $7d10
  492. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 4, 9, 5, 9 and 2. Total: 39. Successes: 4.
  493. <Vincent_Valentine> $9d10
  494. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 7, 7, 7, 7, 8, 1 and 5. Total: 49. Successes: 7.
  495. * RockGolem drops down to 1h.
  496. <DM> ROLLOFF on Vincent
  497. <DM> $9d10
  498. <Navi> DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 7, 9, 7, 8, 8, 10 and 8. Total: 66. Successes: 9.
  499. <Vincent_Valentine> $9d10
  500. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 9, 10, 9, 7, 8, 9 and 9. Total: 67. Successes: 8.
  501. <DM> *Vincent takes 2 burn damage.
  502. <Vincent_Valentine> 2h, 3m | Shielded Shield Active.
  503. <RockGolem> 1h | Bleeding rocks x2
  504. <ArmoredStalfos> $7d10
  505. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 9, 6, 10, 1 and 9. Total: 41. Successes: 5.
  506. <Dex> 7H 5M
  507. * ArmoredStalfos takes some burn damage too.
  508. <ArmoredStalfos> 11h | 3h plating
  509. <Kirran> 4h, 6m
  510. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  511. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  512. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the net of a tennis match! Uhoh, this could get ugly. «14,374»)
  513. <DM> *Sephiroth is playing tennis against Fireblast! And the rest of you are caught in the middle. Tennis match, GO!*
  514. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  515. <Kirran> (Am I the only one picturing Pong?)
  516. * Fireblast gets hit by a tennis ball somewhere... That gotta hurt
  517. * Kirran nocks and arrow and takes aim at the Armored stalfos. He feels like someone is messing with his aim though (roll courage)
  518. * Fireblast is away: Skip my turns if I don't get back after like two minutes because Wii and stuffs
  519. <Kirran> $21d10
  520. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 1, 10, 4, 4, 9, 2, 9, 4, 4, 5, 6, 2, 9, 10, 4, 10, 8, 1 and 1. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
  521. <DM> *Kirran ends up shooting DM, because DM pulled a pun on love in private chat............ dear god, that made it sound SOOOO much worse.*
  522. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  523. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Fat Bastard's fat! I don't think you'll be coming out for a while. «14,375»)
  524. <Kirran> Uh oh.
  525. * DM is stuck in purgatory. You're all fine still.
  526. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  527. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 8, 4, 3, 9, 7, 10, 7, 3, 9, 9, 6, 2, 7, 6, 4, 2, 4 and 8. Total: 120. Successes: 14.
  528. <DM> 18 - 14 = 4 - 2 = 2 damage
  529. <ArmoredStalfos> 11h | 1h plating
  530. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  531. * Darte (~KenoguLab@c-76-28-207-252.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #zurpg
  532. <DM> *Sephiroth launches a tennis ball, which hits Fireblast, who spontaneously explodes and incinerates the last of ArmoredStalfos' plating.*
  533. <ArmoredStalfos> 11h
  534. <ArmoredStalfos> !!!
  535. * Kirran gains some health from his lovely companion.
  536. * Kirran isn't saying how.
  537. <DM> *As the next round stats, RockGolem overloads from his Mega Man powers as he bleeds enough rocks to power Darte's entrance.*
  538. <Dex> BLOW JOBS
  539. * RockGolem is now known as X_X
  540. * You've invited Darte to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
  541. <Dex> megaman X-X
  542. * ArmoredStalfos grabs his sword and charges Dex with it! (Roll Courage)
  543. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  544. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 8, 9, 9, 8, 5, 5, 2, 8, 10, 10, 8, 9, 3, 1, 10, 6, 3 and 8. Total: 134. Successes: 19.
  545. <Dex> $18d10
  546. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 2, 2, 6, 1, 7, 1, 10, 7, 7, 5, 2, 7, 9, 10, 3 and 2. Total: 89. Successes: 11.
  547. <Dex> frig
  548. * ArmoredStalfos guts Dex in the frig...
  549. * Nolyghots has quit (Quit: I used explosion, I'm not mad or anything, this is just too reidiclous XD)
  550. <ArmoredStalfos> 19 - 11 = 8 + 1 - 2 = 7 damage
  551. <Dex> 1 heart left
  552. * ArmoredStalfos is now able to control Dex's attack target! ... not that it matters.
  553. <DM> (nice survival)
  554. * ArmoredStalfos ends turn.
  555. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  556. <ArmoredStalfos> 11h
  557. * Vincent_Valentine covers Kirran.
  558. * Vincent_Valentine ends turn.
  559. <Vincent_Valentine> 2h, 3m | Shielded Shield Active.
  560. <Kirran> 8h, 6m
  561. * Fireblast gets blown up by doing nothing by Sephiroth's tennis ball... This is why we can't have nice things
  562. <DM> *Kirran's love is interrupted by Vincent_Valentine's ability to censor love.*
  563. * Kirran feels love, feels love, feels lofe.
  564. <DM> lofe?
  565. <Kirran> That was the censored one.
  566. <DM> -=KIRRAN EFFECT - You're a lofehead now, she left you. You feel depressed and have -3 dice on all rolls.*
  567. <Dex> can i still bust out the phillia of necros?
  568. <DM> sure
  569. <Dex> do i have to wait for my turn?
  570. <DM> it's your turn now
  571. <Dex> sweet
  572. <Dex> NECROPHILLIA IS OUT
  573. * Fireblast is back (gone 00:09:21)
  574. <Dex> GO GO CANNIBALISIM
  575. * Fireblast is now known as Ghouly
  576. * Dex eats Ghouly
  577. <Dex> or the rock golem
  578. <DM> *Dex, cause he ate the strnogest guy here.... is back to max hearts/magic.*
  579. <Dex> whichever is allowed to be consummed
  580. <DM> nah, eat the stronger one
  581. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  582. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  583. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a puddle of horse piss! «14,376»)
  584. <Ghouly> (lel)
  585. <DM> oh come on, we don't need two of the same type in the same night!
  586. <Kirran> From one end to the other. Not that it matters. So depressed...
  587. * Kirran listens to break up songs.
  588. <DM> actually....
  589. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  590. <DM> rekick again anyways
  591. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  592. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a sawblade! OMG, it's turned on! «14,377»)
  593. <Ghouly> That gotta hurt
  594. <DM> *Everyone lands on some painful sawblades, taking $1d4 damage. This is reduced by armor, fyi. So everyone, roll $1d4.*
  595. <ArmoredStalfos> $1d4
  596. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  597. <Kirran> $1d4
  598. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  599. <Vincent_Valentine> $1d4
  600. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  601. <Dex> $1d4
  602. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  603. * ArmoredStalfos nicks a sawblade and loses a bone.
  604. * Vincent_Valentine is sawed right down the middle.
  605. <Dex> no damage woo
  606. <Vincent_Valentine> $removeme.
  607. <ArmoredStalfos> 10h
  608. * Kirran is cutting himself with the sawblade. What's the point anyways?
  609. * Vincent_Valentine is now known as BlueShell
  610. <Kirran> 7h, 6m
  611. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  612. <DM> *Mr. Depression is ready to roll. Or possibly not.*
  613. * Kirran halfassedly draws his bow and takes a shot at the skeleton. (roll courage, or whatever)
  614. <Kirran> $18d10
  615. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 2, 3, 1, 10, 10, 7, 1, 7, 9, 4, 9, 4, 5, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 101. Successes: 13.
  616. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  617. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 4, 9, 10, 8, 1, 4, 10, 9, 9, 5, 1, 5, 8, 4, 9, 2, 7 and 5. Total: 117. Successes: 15.
  618. <Kirran> Eh.
  619. * ArmoredStalfos dodges the depressed arrow with ease, as the arrow bounces off of Dex's armor.
  620. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  621. <Sephiroth> (remove vincent, he died.)
  622. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  623. * ArmoredStalfos laughs his bones off and is shot by a pun, ending his turn and doing 2 damage.
  624. <ArmoredStalfos> 8h
  625. <Ghouly> Lame
  626. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  627. <ArmoredStalfos> ;_;
  628. * Kirran has Oingo Boingo pop up on Spotify. It helps a little, he thinks.
  629. * Sephiroth pokes Dex and points at an open window.
  630. <Dex> oh
  631. <Dex> is it me
  632. <DM> yep
  633. <Dex> I summon my blue eyes white dragon?
  634. * BlueShell kicks Dex out the window.
  635. * BlueShell has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of a western gunfight! «14,378»)
  636. * Dex (~DoubleEx@47.54.26.134) has joined #zurpg
  637. <Dex> failing that jagged edged sword to the armored stalfos
  638. <DM> -=BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON IS SUMMONED - The Kaiba effect now goes off.=-
  639. <Dex> oh ok cool
  640. <Dex> ATTACK HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY
  641. <DM> -=KAIBA EFFECT - Three blue-eyes white dragons are summoned in one turn. Originally, this is impossible, but with how Yugioh currently is with its brokeness, this is actually now possible to pull off.
  642. <Dex> Woo!
  643. <Dex> seriously though.
  644. <DM> (Roll $15d10 three times, against Power, Courage, and Wisdom)
  645. <Dex> $15d10
  646. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 2, 9, 6, 8, 8, 3, 3, 5, 3, 1, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 76. Successes: 9.
  647. <Dex> $15d10
  648. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 3, 6, 1, 8, 2, 1, 5, 9, 6, 1, 5, 8 and 8. Total: 76. Successes: 9.
  649. <Dex> $15d10
  650. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 8, 6, 6, 8, 10, 4, 10, 8, 1, 3, 6, 7 and 6. Total: 98. Successes: 14.
  651. <ArmoredStalfos> $16d10
  652. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 9, 2, 5, 2, 6, 4, 1, 6, 7, 6, 7, 10, 7 and 7. Total: 91. Successes: 12.
  653. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  654. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 7, 4, 6, 5, 2, 9, 9, 9, 6, 8, 2, 2, 10, 8, 9, 9, 6 and 10. Total: 132. Successes: 18.
  655. <ArmoredStalfos> $7d10
  656. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 9, 3, 8, 9 and 10. Total: 58. Successes: 8.
  657. <Dex> SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY
  658. * ArmoredStalfos counterattacks the second Blue-Eyes White Dragon... respectively, Dex himself.
  659. * ArmoredStalfos tries to gut Dex with its sword! (Roll Courage)
  660. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  661. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 8, 4, 10, 7, 9, 3, 4, 1, 8, 9, 10, 10, 6, 8, 6, 3, 7 and 8. Total: 129. Successes: 17.
  662. <Dex> $18d10
  663. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 4, 9, 1, 6, 6, 3, 4, 2, 8, 10, 8, 9, 6, 6, 2 and 6. Total: 99. Successes: 12.
  664. <ArmoredStalfos> 17 - 12 = 5 + 1 - 2 = 4 damage
  665. * ArmoredStalfos recoils from the 3rd hit and drops down to 2h.
  666. <ArmoredStalfos> 2h
  667. * ArmoredStalfos ends turns.
  668. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  669. <DM> errr.... yeah, turn... stuff
  670. <DM> (Dex, end turn?
  671. <Dex> yes
  672. <Dex> i do
  673. <Dex> endturn
  674. <Dex> $endturn
  675. <Navi> Dex: Want to end your turn? Get a battle started!
  676. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  677. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Chuck Norris! =O «14,379»)
  678. <Ghouly> (YES)
  679. <DM> *The cosmos spontaneously explodes from Chuck Norris's awesomeness. Everyone remaining is sucked into a black hole... roll Courage to escape!*
  680. <DM> $25d10
  681. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 4, 10, 4, 7, 9, 10, 9, 6, 9, 7, 5, 1, 4, 8, 5, 3, 4, 8, 3, 7, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 152. Successes: 19.
  682. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  683. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 1, 9, 1, 8, 10, 5, 10, 7, 7, 10, 1, 10, 8, 7, 7, 8, 1 and 3. Total: 133. Successes: 21.
  684. <Dex> $18d10
  685. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 9, 7, 2, 4, 9, 4, 9, 2, 2, 3, 10, 2, 3, 3, 5 and 1. Total: 92. Successes: 9.
  686. <Kirran> $22d10
  687. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 5, 9, 3, 7, 5, 7, 9, 5, 3, 1, 5, 3, 10, 9, 8, 9, 1, 3, 10 and 1. Total: 119. Successes: 16.
  688. * Kirran throws a reroll at the black hole.
  689. * DM makes a deal with Chuck Norris to allow this reroll.
  690. <DM> $25d10
  691. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 6, 2, 10, 7, 8, 1, 10, 3, 1, 4, 2, 5, 1, 2, 7, 4, 8, 1, 3, 9, 4, 10 and 6. Total: 118. Successes: 14.
  692. <DM> *Dex is sucked into the black hole and is kicked back out by a kick from Chuck Norris. Your necrophilia has been kicked to another dimension, and you're down to 1 heart.*
  693. <Dex> shouldnt i be infused by dark matter or something
  694. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  695. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in #potato. «14,380»)
  696. <DM> ... well, everyone to #potato
  697. <Dex> i forget how to join new channels
  698. <Sephiroth> $join #potato
  699. <DM> '/join #potato
  700. * Kefka has attempted to join the following: #potato.
  701. <DM> $google Navan potato
  702. <Kefka> $google: Tests show resistance to splitting and potato virus Yo. When tested against potato cyst nematode, resuslts showed it was resistant to Globodera rostochiensis ... http://varieties.potato.org.uk/display_description.php?variety_name=Navan
  703. * Ghouly is now known as GLaDOSthePotato
  704. <DM> $google Purple Majesty Potato
  705. <Kefka> $google: Pick a peck of perfectly purple potatoes. These ever-so-delicious potatoes are purple through and through—with wine-dark skins and succulent purple flesh. http://www.burpee.com/vegetables/potatoes/potato-purple-majesty-prod001568.html
  706. <DM> what
  707. <Darte> they are a thing
  708. <DM> $google Latona potato
  709. <Darte> :)
  710. -Kefka- $google: Flood control enabled. Please wait 14 seconds before trying again.
  711. <DM> dangit flood control
  712. <Darte> images are much more effective in this circumstance
  713. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  714. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 2, 3, 7, 6, 6, 5, 4, 7, 2, 9, 2, 5, 5, 9, 1, 4, 2 and 4. Total: 86. Successes: 9.
  715. <Kirran> $26d10
  716. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 9, 7, 8, 9, 6, 2, 6, 7, 1, 6, 2, 10, 4, 7, 9, 4, 7, 9, 9, 3, 5, 8, 5 and 9. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
  717. <Kirran> $20d10
  718. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  719. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 2, 1, 3, 9, 1, 3, 1, 10, 10, 9, 2, 1, 6, 5, 3, 7, 7 and 8. Total: 93. Successes: 11.
  720. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 10, 6, 1, 1, 2, 1, 3, 9, 10, 10, 8, 6, 10, 2, 9, 10, 5 and 1. Total: 113. Successes: 17.
  721. <ArmoredStalfos> -2 successes
  722. * ArmoredStalfos dodges by the skin of its teeth- OH WAIT, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY!
  723. * ArmoredStalfos goes back to dancing and ignoring Kirran's biting skills.
  724. <GLaDOSthePotato> Is he doing the gay skeleton dance
  725. <Dex> is it my turn?
  726. <Dex> and am i still purple
  727. <Kirran> Dex, gather the corpses to dance next to you. It will give you power.
  728. <Dex> Actually
  729. <Dex> its time
  730. <Dex> for
  731. <Dex> PURPLE RAIN
  732. * GLaDOSthePotato is now known as Ghouly
  733. <Dex> the movie
  734. * DM flips ArmoredStalfos and Dex's turns.
  735. <Dex> PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE GO
  736. <DM> Dex, you're up
  737. <Kirran> Oh dear sweet lord.
  738. <Dex> PURPLE RAAAAAAIN
  739. <DM> *ArmoredStalfos is no longer dancing. He is feeling grave... and loses 1 more heart from the pun.*
  740. <ArmoredStalfos> 1h
  741. <Dex> suffer the effects of prince's acting debut
  742. <DM> lol
  743. <DM> attack time?
  744. <Dex> yes
  745. <Dex> im still purple arent i
  746. <DM> yep
  747. <DM> I still don't know what it does
  748. <Dex> well it was a movie
  749. <Dex> staring prince
  750. <Dex> and it was really really bad
  751. <DM> lol
  752. <Dex> like 2 razzies bad
  753. <Dex> TO WIKIPEDIA
  754. <Dex> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_Rain_%28film%29
  755. * ArmoredStalfos loses his lifesaver ability from how bad it is. He's just straight 1 heart now.
  756. <Kirran> Nothing ryhmes with Dex currently.
  757. <Dex> Hex
  758. <Dex> Flex
  759. <Ghouly> Rex
  760. <Dex> endturn
  761. <Kirran> You're purple.
  762. <ArmoredStalfos> Mex
  763. <Dex> Nurple
  764. * ArmoredStalfos acquires a sombrero from the Mex.
  765. <Dex> Purple Nurple
  766. * ArmoredStalfos swings at Dex with his sword! (Roll Courage)
  767. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  768. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 10, 7, 7, 5, 3, 7, 2, 4, 10, 8, 5, 5, 8, 2, 10, 7, 4 and 3. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
  769. <Dex> $18d10
  770. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 1, 5, 8, 3, 7, 3, 5, 5, 5, 4, 9, 5, 6, 8, 4 and 10. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
  771. <Kefka> Dex, You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides - Result: 5, 1, 5, 9, 6, 5, 9, 8, 3, 5, 3, 1, 10, 3, 3, 1, 4 and 4; Total: 85; Successes: 10.
  772. <Kirran> Whoa
  773. <DM> ... fascinating
  774. <Dex> what?
  775. <Dex> sooo
  776. <Dex> 22?
  777. <Kirran> Dex purpled so hard he rolled twice
  778. <Sephiroth> $10d10
  779. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 6, 6, 5, 7, 8, 4, 2 and 7. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
  780. <Kefka> Sephiroth, You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides - Result: 6, 1, 9, 4, 5, 4, 5, 8, 7 and 5; Total: 54; Successes: 7.
  781. * ArmoredStalfos is caught in between Navi and Kefka and strikes himself in confusion, killing himself.
  782. <Sephiroth> ... not fixed
  783. <Ghouly> $1d10
  784. <Kefka> Ghouly, You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides - Result: 6; Successes: 1.
  785. <Navi> Ghouly: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1. Successes: 0.
  786. <Kirran> $1d100
  787. * Ghouly vanishes
  788. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides. Result: 80. Total: 80.
  789. <Kefka> Kirran, You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides - Result: 62.
  790. * DM observes as Navi and Kefka do a high-five, only for Kefka's ambulance to smear Navi's blood across the already broken cosmos.
  791. <Dex> did purple rain break the game
  792. <DM> $10d10
  793. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 9, 4, 10, 5, 7, 1, 6 and 10. Total: 61. Successes: 9.
  794. * ArmoredStalfos is now known as X__X
  795. <Sephiroth> $10d10
  796. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1, 7, 3, 6, 8, 10, 6 and 3. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
  797. <DM> (Someone haul Red Enrics back here so he can get his xp)
  798. <Kirran> Then it turned out Kefka was Navi all along.
  799. <DM> +40 EXP for Kirran, Dex, Vincent_Valentine, and Red_Enrics
  800. <DM> +$40d8 Rupees
  801. <Dex> $40d8
  802. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 3, 5, 2, 4, 8, 8, 6, 1, 8, 4, 4, 2, 5, 3, 5, 6, 7, 3, 7, 8, 7, 2, 2, 4, 5, 4, 8, 5, 5, 2, 8, 2, 2, 6, 3, 6, 3 and 5. Total: 192.
  803. <Sephiroth> $40d8
  804. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 3, 3, 2, 7, 6, 7, 1, 5, 3, 8, 5, 4, 6, 2, 6, 8, 1, 2, 7, 6, 5, 4, 1, 5, 4, 5, 6, 7, 5, 1, 5, 3, 7, 8, 8, 2, 6 and 2. Total: 180.
  805. <Kirran> $40d8
  806. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 4, 5, 1, 5, 7, 6, 8, 6, 4, 2, 2, 6, 3, 4, 7, 7, 6, 5, 5, 7, 7, 2, 5, 4, 3, 5, 5, 7, 8, 8, 4, 1, 6, 5, 4, 5, 7 and 8. Total: 204.
  807. <Sephiroth> $calc 1344+180
  808. <Kefka> 1344+180 = 1,524
  809. <Sephiroth> $calc 68-45
  810. <Kefka> 68-45 = 23
  811. * Goriya (~Sean@pool-173-57-191-192.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
  812. * Goriya is now known as Red_Enrics
  813. * Ghouly is now known as Fireblast
  814. <Red_Enrics> Fireblast told me to
  815. <DM> Red_Enrics, , +40 EXP and +$40d8 Rupees
  816. * DM pulls a full heal/revive on Vincent_Valentine, Red_Enrics, Dex, and Kirran.
  817. <Kirran> *ding
  818. * BlueShell is now known as Vincent_Valentine
  819. * Vincent_Valentine levels up.
  820. * Vincent_Valentine acquires a new affinity level, Fire (Level 2)
  821. * DM requests another kick.
  822. <Sephiroth> You will get your kick when I am done updating my profile. :P
  823. <DM> kay
  824. * Red_Enrics acquires affinity Shadow 2
  825. <DM> Just for kicks, eh Sephiroth?
  826. * Red_Enrics leveled up
  827. * Kirran is pondering affinities at the moment.
  828. * DM ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns.
  829. <DM> (If you just hit level 10, you get a new affinity level)
  830. <Red_Enrics> $40d8
  831. <Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 5, 1, 6, 4, 6, 4, 5, 3, 7, 3, 1, 8, 6, 6, 8, 3, 7, 1, 8, 5, 6, 1, 3, 1, 6, 3, 6, 1, 6, 7, 6, 2, 8, 5, 4, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 184.
  832. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  833. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Yoshi's tongue! Whoa! «14,381»)
  834. <Dex> WOO
  835. <DM> ......
  836. <Fireblast> And everyone is thrown into Yoshi's belly
  837. <Fireblast> Fascinating
  838. <Kirran> Potatoes that are now eggs.
  839. <DM> Oooookay, we already have enough questionable stuff happening, I vote new kick line, I don't even know how to respond to that one.
  840. <Kirran> We're our own breakfast.
  841. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  842. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a ship that's headed to Antartica! Better take your winter coat along with you! «14,382»)
  843. <DM> sweet
  844. * DM spawns Enderman and a boss.
  845. <Dex> aww balls
  846. <Dex> im cold blooded
  847. * X_X is now known as Enderman
  848. <Red_Enrics> Done upgrading
  849. <Fireblast> IT IS ENDERFRIEND
  850. <Fireblast> Wait...
  851. <DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=236 - Grammar Nazi w/ Double Turn for boss
  852. * X__X is now known as GrammarNazi
  853. * X___X has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  854. <DM> *BOSS EFFECT - All Field Effects from now on stack. Infinitely.*
  855. <Sephiroth> Now no $init r when you mean $removeme. >_>
  856. <Red_Enrics> ...
  857. <DM> (kay)
  858. <Vincent_Valentine> $init 1d11
  859. <Sephiroth> $init 2d8
  860. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  861. <Navi> Sephiroth: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2 and 6.
  862. <DM> (Red_Enrics, full heal, by the way)
  863. <Dex> $init 1d10
  864. <Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  865. <Kirran> $init 1d11
  866. <Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  867. <Dex> oh
  868. <Dex> god damn it
  869. <Red_Enrics> (I took no damage in the battle. XD)
  870. <Enderman> $init 1d10
  871. <Navi> Enderman: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  872. <GrammarNazi> $init 2d9
  873. <Fireblast> Fail
  874. <Navi> GrammarNazi: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5 and 8.
  875. * Red_Enrics goes back to not existing
  876. * Red_Enrics has quit (Quit: BYEBYE)
  877. * DM throws initiative- nvm.
  878. <DM> ... well then
  879. <DM> $init s
  880. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Sephiroth (2), Dex (2) and Enderman (1).
  881. <DM> *GrammarNazi's passive is now in effect. Be careful with what you say! If you want to chat safely, use #zuchat.*
  882. <Kirran> Are we still in Antartica?
  883. * Vincent_Valentine grabs his boomerang and hurls it at the Enderman, taking care not to look directly at him. (Roll Power!)
  884. <Vincent_Valentine> $23d10
  885. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 10, 9, 3, 1, 10, 10, 3, 3, 5, 1, 1, 4, 1, 8, 5, 1, 4, 5, 9, 7 and 10. Total: 116. Successes: 16.
  886. <DM> (You're not in Antartica yet... you're on the boat going there.)
  887. <Kirran> I'm on a boat?!
  888. <DM> -=KIRRAN EFFECT - I'M ON A BOAT is playing for him. Does he like it?
  889. <Kirran> Indeed he does.
  890. <DM> -2 successes to Vincent_Valentine's boomerang attack (ranged)
  891. <Enderman> $7d10
  892. <Navi> Enderman: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 5, 4, 2, 3 and 7. Total: 28. Successes: 3.
  893. * Enderman did not live to see the light of abusing the terrain.
  894. <Enderman> $removeme
  895. <Navi> Enderman has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  896. * Enderman has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  897. <DM> *And this is what happens when the glass cannon goes first.*
  898. * Vincent_Valentine watches as his boomerang bounces off the Enderman's corpse and redirect itself at the GrammarNazi! (Roll Power!)
  899. <Vincent_Valentine> $19d10
  900. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 7, 3, 5, 3, 6, 9, 7, 1, 9, 9, 4, 2, 1, 5, 6, 10 and 9. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
  901. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  902. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 4, 8, 8, 8, 8, 4, 2, 4, 4, 9, 9, 5, 2, 10 and 3. Total: 105. Successes: 12.
  903. <DM> -2 successes to Vincent_Valentine's boomerang redirect (ranged)
  904. <Darte> Grammar Nazi, look behind you! There's a missing antecedent!
  905. <Vincent_Valentine> (Where's this effect at?)
  906. <DM> (oh)
  907. <DM> (... wrong guy, lol)
  908. * GrammarNazi is nicked by a painfully spiked boomerang, taking 1 damage.
  909. * GrammarNazi has 16 hearts left.
  910. * GrammarNazi attempts to counterattack DM, but he's blocked by the power of the fourth wall.
  911. * Vincent_Valentine has 13 hearts and 3 magic left, with 6 hearts on his shield before it becomes active.
  912. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  913. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
  914. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  915. * Kirran is on a boat! Look at the motherfucking boat! He nocks an arrow and fires at GrammerNazi (roll courage)
  916. <Kirran> $23d10
  917. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 7, 1, 4, 4, 3, 4, 3, 9, 4, 4, 10, 7, 9, 7, 3, 2, 6, 10, 8, 10 and 8. Total: 131. Successes: 14.
  918. <DM> *Kirran is missing a period to his attack line and will be counterattacked after this.*
  919. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  920. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 7, 2, 3, 4, 8, 10, 3, 9, 3, 4, 3, 2, 9, 1 and 2. Total: 82. Successes: 8.
  921. <Sephiroth> (Kirran also misspelled the GrammarNazi's name.)
  922. * GrammarNazi is struck by an arrow to the knee, losing another 6 hearts.
  923. * GrammarNazi has 10 hearts left.
  924. * GrammarNazi counterattacks Kirran with a Question Mark! (Roll $1d5)
  925. <GrammarNazi> $21d10
  926. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 7, 7, 7, 1, 6, 1, 8, 7, 6, 2, 5, 2, 6, 10, 10, 4, 6, 7 and 5. Total: 115. Successes: 17.
  927. <Kirran> (Wait, I roll a d5?)
  928. <Sephiroth> Question Mark (Weapon)
  929. <Sephiroth> Requires Level 10 and Shadow (Level: 3)
  930. <Sephiroth> Question Mark can only be used by Grammar Nazis.
  931. <Sephiroth> Grammar Nazi illogically wields a deadly question mark that makes absolutely no sense. Hits one target.
  932. <Sephiroth> Roll your Wisdom dice +4
  933. <Sephiroth> Target rolls $1d5 to determine what he rolls to defend.[list=1]
  934. <Sephiroth> Power dice
  935. <Sephiroth> Courage dice
  936. <Sephiroth> Wisdom dice
  937. <DM> (Roll $1d5 first, this then causes you to roll something else)
  938. <Sephiroth> Maximum Hearts dice
  939. <Sephiroth> Maximum Magic dice
  940. <Kirran> $1d5
  941. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  942. <DM> (Roll Maximum Magic dice)
  943. <DM> +3 successes and -1 successes to GrammarNazi's roll
  944. <Kirran> (Well, crap...)
  945. <Kirran> $1d6
  946. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  947. <DM> ($10d6, not $1d6, lol)
  948. <Sephiroth> Your roll would be $6d10.
  949. <Kirran> (ooohhh...)
  950. <DM> (plus any shield you're carrying)
  951. <Kirran> $8d10
  952. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 5, 3, 5, 10, 1 and 10. Total: 42. Successes: 6.
  953. <DM> 19 - 6 = 13 - 2 = 11 damage
  954. <Kirran> 1h
  955. <Kirran> $endturn
  956. <Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. GrammarNazi: It is your turn now.
  957. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  958. <DM> *HE'S ON A BOAT!*
  959. <GrammarNazi> $1d3
  960. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  961. * GrammarNazi goes to stab Vincent_Valentine with a Question Mark! (Roll $1d5)
  962. <GrammarNazi> $21d10
  963. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 7, 7, 1, 9, 1, 9, 6, 10, 1, 7, 5, 9, 4, 6, 4, 2, 8, 9 and 7. Total: 123. Successes: 15.
  964. <Sephiroth> $1d5
  965. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  966. * GrammarNazi gains +3 successes on this attack.
  967. <Sephiroth> $13d10
  968. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 7, 7, 3, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 9 and 2. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
  969. <DM> 18 - 9 = 9 damage
  970. <DM> (Good god, he's dropping everyone to 1 heart)
  971. <Kirran> Like a boss?
  972. <Kirran> (two for two.)
  973. <DM> -=BOSS EFFECT - GrammarNazi is listening to LIKE A BOSS.
  974. * Vincent_Valentine has 4 hearts and 3 magic left; his shield is also active as well.
  975. <GrammarNazi> $endturn
  976. <Navi> GrammarNazi has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  977. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  978. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  979. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the school's parking lot where the principal is waiting! Uh-oh! «14,383»)
  980. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  981. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. GrammarNazi: It is your turn now.
  982. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  983. <DM> *The principal is waiting in a school at Antarctica. Your boat will reach him at the start of the next round.*
  984. * GrammarNazi uses a commanding sentence to bash Dex's head in! (Roll Power)
  985. <GrammarNazi> $19d10
  986. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 3, 3, 3, 1, 4, 2, 5, 2, 8, 8, 2, 6, 10, 1, 3, 8 and 3. Total: 83. Successes: 8.
  987. <Dex> $14d10
  988. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 10, 8, 2, 2, 7, 9, 9, 2, 9, 10, 7 and 3. Total: 89. Successes: 11.
  989. <Dex> I'm lucky.
  990. * GrammarNazi misses Dex by Navi's command.
  991. <GrammarNazi> 10h
  992. <GrammarNazi> $endturn
  993. <Navi> GrammarNazi has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  994. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  995. <Dex> I'm going to attack using my Jagged Edged Sword. Please roll your courage.
  996. <Dex> $20d10
  997. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 2, 5, 7, 6, 3, 9, 8, 10, 3, 7, 6, 10, 7, 3, 1, 10, 5 and 9. Total: 113. Successes: 16.
  998. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  999. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 10, 7, 5, 8, 1, 3, 10, 8, 9, 4, 8, 4, 7, 5 and 4. Total: 103. Successes: 13.
  1000. * GrammarNazi is not feeling very courageous today, it seems.
  1001. <DM> 16 - 13 = 3/2 = 1.5 rounded = 2 damage + bleeding
  1002. <GrammarNazi> 8h | Bleeding x1
  1003. <Dex> $endturn
  1004. <Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1005. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  1006. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1007. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Jason's chainsaw! BTW, IT'S TURNED ON! «14,384»)
  1008. <Dex> Wait!
  1009. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1010. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  1011. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  1012. <Dex> I forgot to roll crit.
  1013. <Dex> $1d5
  1014. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  1015. <Dex> Nevermind.
  1016. <Kirran> And then we all died.
  1017. <DM> *The principal of Antarctica's school turns out to be Jason with a chainsaw!*
  1018. * WindStrike (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  1019. * WindStrike is now known as Jason
  1020. <Jason> ...
  1021. * Jason is now known as ChainsawJason
  1022. <ChainsawJason> $init j
  1023. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You have entered the fray!
  1024. * Fireblast drinks a cup of milk while watching the fight from above.
  1025. * DM places ChainsawJason's turn before Vincent_Valentine's turn.
  1026. * ChainsawJason grabs his chainsaw and swings it at everyone! (Roll Courage or Power)
  1027. <ChainsawJason> $22d10
  1028. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 3, 10, 4, 8, 3, 8, 2, 8, 3, 3, 1, 5, 4, 4, 6, 3, 6, 2, 8 and 7. Total: 111. Successes: 11.
  1029. <Vincent_Valentine> $28d10
  1030. <Kirran> $24d10
  1031. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 8, 5, 5, 8, 2, 6, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 2, 1, 2, 9, 5, 9, 2, 5, 8, 9, 4, 6, 9, 8 and 4. Total: 151. Successes: 19.
  1032. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 4, 7, 10, 8, 4, 8, 3, 2, 4, 9, 3, 1, 4, 3, 1, 9, 6, 3, 2, 7, 6 and 4. Total: 125. Successes: 13.
  1033. <Dex> $19d10
  1034. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 10, 2, 2, 1, 3, 4, 4, 2, 10, 4, 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, 10 and 4. Total: 93. Successes: 10.
  1035. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1036. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 3, 3, 8, 10, 6, 5, 2, 3, 4, 10, 1, 3, 5, 9 and 3. Total: 86. Successes: 10.
  1037. <DM> *Dex and GrammarNazi are quite the unlucky ones. The chainsaw's damage is increased by 3 and ignores damage reduction. The armor is also torn for the remainder of the battle and no longer reduces damage.*
  1038. <DM> *Dex and GrammarNazi both take 4 damage.*
  1039. * GrammarNazi takes 1 damage from bleeding.
  1040. <GrammarNazi> 5h | Bleeding x1
  1041. * ChainsawJason ends his turn.
  1042. <DM> $turns
  1043. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1044. * Vincent_Valentine grabs his jealous axe and swings at GrammarNazi! (Roll Courage!)
  1045. <Vincent_Valentine> $25d10
  1046. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 3, 5, 8, 2, 4, 7, 8, 1, 3, 6, 8, 5, 10, 2, 3, 6, 8, 1, 3, 4, 3, 7 and 2. Total: 116. Successes: 13.
  1047. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1048. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 1, 3, 10, 5, 10, 10, 6, 3, 5, 9, 7, 9, 6, 5 and 4. Total: 96. Successes: 14.
  1049. * GrammarNazi narrowly dodges Vincent_Valentine's swing of jealousy.
  1050. * Vincent_Valentine misses, unfortunately.
  1051. * Vincent_Valentine has 4 hearts and 3 magic left; his shield is also active as well.
  1052. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  1053. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
  1054. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1055. * Kirran nocks an arrow and fires at the GrammarNazi! (Roll courage. Period.)
  1056. <Kirran> $23d10
  1057. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 7, 3, 7, 5, 7, 10, 7, 7, 10, 1, 3, 9, 8, 2, 1, 7, 10, 9, 5, 5 and 5. Total: 143. Successes: 21.
  1058. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1059. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 9, 6, 8, 4, 1, 4, 8, 9, 3, 3, 1, 7, 8, 4 and 2. Total: 79. Successes: 7.
  1060. <Kirran> Revenge of the MLA style, nerd!
  1061. * GrammarNazi loses the remainder of his life to a flurry of periods. He attempts to correct KEESE AND CO.'s grammar, but his lack of enlightenment is unsuccessful, and he goes down as a misprint in Webster's Dictionary for the rest of his life.
  1062. <GrammarNazi> $removeme
  1063. <Navi> GrammarNazi has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1064. * GrammarNazi has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1065. * ChainsawJason is still left, suckers.
  1066. * ChainsawJason has completely unknown stats and abilities.
  1067. <Kirran> Dammit, Sephiroth.
  1068. <DM> (LOL)
  1069. * Fireblast accidentally spills
  1070. <Kirran> You should get a tower on that Fireblast.
  1071. <DM> *No worries about grammar anymore, he's outta here.*
  1072. * ChainsawJason speaks.
  1073. <ChainsawJason> Gentlemen, if you don't up your grades, I'll be sure to punish all of you!
  1074. * ChainsawJason has his chainsaw roar.
  1075. <DM> (Kirran, $endturn?
  1076. <Dex> Actually, I'm a straight A student.
  1077. <Kirran> $endturn for great justice
  1078. <Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1079. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1080. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1081. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Nazi Brigade! «14,386»)
  1082. <DM> ........................
  1083. <Kirran> Oh shit.
  1084. * Fireblast is now known as GrammerNazi
  1085. * WindStrike (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  1086. * WindStrike is now known as GrammarNazi
  1087. * GrammarNazi returns from the grave.
  1088. <GrammarNazi> $init j
  1089. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You have entered the fray!
  1090. * GrammarNazi does not have double turn attached....
  1091. <Sephiroth> $turns
  1092. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0) and GrammarNazi (0).
  1093. * WindStrike (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  1094. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1095. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  1096. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0) and GrammarNazi (0).
  1097. <Sephiroth> derp.
  1098. * WindStrike is now known as ThypoBeaver
  1099. <ThypoBeaver> $init j
  1100. <Navi> ThypoBeaver: You have entered the fray!
  1101. <Dex> Cherry blossoms fall;
  1102. <Dex> /Attack with Jagged Edged Sword. /
  1103. <Dex> Roll Courage Nazi.
  1104. <Dex> $20d10
  1105. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 7, 2, 7, 8, 3, 8, 4, 2, 3, 8, 2, 9, 10, 9, 7, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 122. Successes: 15.
  1106. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1107. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 1, 1, 6, 1, 2, 2, 3, 6, 1, 1, 7, 7, 10, 3 and 1. Total: 63. Successes: 7.
  1108. * GrammarNazi goes back to being a bleeding nazi.
  1109. <DM> *Nazi is not capitalized, you take 5 more damage!*
  1110. <Dex> $1d5
  1111. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  1112. <DM> 15 - 7 = 8/2 = 4 damage, + 5 damage = 9 damage
  1113. <GrammarNazi> 8h
  1114. <Dex> $endturn
  1115. <Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1116. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1117. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1118. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a poker table as the pot! :O «14,387»)
  1119. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1120. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. ChainsawJason: It is your turn now.
  1121. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1122. <Kirran> Actually, it is....
  1123. <Kirran> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100523195503AAe6kpP
  1124. * GrammerNazi is now known as Firby
  1125. * Kirran is now known as GrammarKirran
  1126. <DM> -=POKER TIME - When you attack, tell Darte (the only neutral guy here) whether you're bluffing or not. If the enemy defends and you're bluffing, you recover hearts equal to the difference in successes, regardless of its successfulness.
  1127. <GrammarKirran> (English degree powers activate!)
  1128. * GrammarNazi fires a flurry of typos at GrammarKirran! (Roll Courage)
  1129. <GrammarKirran> $24d10
  1130. <Navi> GrammarKirran: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 1, 3, 6, 5, 6, 10, 4, 10, 7, 9, 5, 5, 9, 9, 8, 6, 9, 1, 3, 3, 4 and 9. Total: 145. Successes: 18.
  1131. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1132. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 5, 3, 3, 2, 7, 1, 9, 7, 4, 1, 7, 8, 10, 2 and 1. Total: 76. Successes: 8.
  1133. * DM pokes Darte with a stick. Is he bluffing or no?
  1134. <Darte> HE WASSSSSS
  1135. <Darte> Bluffin'.
  1136. * GrammarNazi recovers 10 hearts, but he gets counterattacked by GrammarKirran!
  1137. <GrammarNazi> 17h | Bleeding x1
  1138. * Darte is now known as BluffBot
  1139. <DM> (lol)
  1140. * GrammarKirran nocks an arrow of correction and fires it at the Nazi. (Yes it's capitalized.)(Roll courage.)
  1141. <GrammarKirran> $23d10
  1142. <Navi> GrammarKirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 7, 10, 3, 2, 6, 8, 7, 2, 9, 3, 8, 5, 7, 4, 4, 8, 6, 6, 4 and 3. Total: 128. Successes: 15.
  1143. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1144. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 7, 9, 1, 5, 4, 8, 4, 6, 4, 7, 4, 10, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 103. Successes: 12.
  1145. * GrammarNazi drops down and does 3 push-ups in accordance to the arrow he took.
  1146. <GrammarNazi> 14h | Bleeding x1
  1147. <DM> -=POKER TIME - On the flipside, if you're bluffing and the target calls your bluff and is correct, you instead take damage equal to the difference in successes, regardless of successfulness or not.*
  1148. <DM> $turns
  1149. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1150. <DM> hmm, turn flips... weird
  1151. <Firby> Flippy!
  1152. <BluffBot> You did say 'on the flipside'.
  1153. <ChainsawJason> $1d5
  1154. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  1155. <Sephiroth> Touche, sir.
  1156. <ChainsawJason> Vincent_Valentine! I'm not satisfied with your grades, young man. You will now pay for your hubris!
  1157. * ChainsawJason grades Vincent_Valentine! Roll all five of your stats.
  1158. <DM> errr
  1159. <DM> *three
  1160. <DM> *Power, Courage, and Wisdom
  1161. <GrammarKirran> (Three sir?)
  1162. <Vincent_Valentine> (I add them up?)
  1163. <DM> (separately)
  1164. <Vincent_Valentine> $23d10
  1165. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 6, 7, 1, 10, 7, 5, 7, 9, 5, 8, 5, 4, 9, 9, 2, 3, 4, 4, 9, 9 and 9. Total: 146. Successes: 18.
  1166. <Vincent_Valentine> $19d10
  1167. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 3, 6, 6, 2, 2, 7, 9, 5, 1, 8, 3, 5, 7, 7, 2, 7 and 3. Total: 92. Successes: 11.
  1168. <Vincent_Valentine> $4d10
  1169. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1 and 4. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
  1170. <BluffBot> I have not yet received an indication of Jason's bluffing status.
  1171. <ChainsawJason> Hmm... your Power is quite excellent, and you are quite the courageous one! However... here, at school, we do not grade strength. We grade intelligence!
  1172. * GrammarKirran is now known as Kirran
  1173. <ChainsawJason> And yours, young man... deserves punishment! I decree upon you... a F! (Roll Wisdom again)
  1174. <ChainsawJason> $1d25
  1175. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 1 Die with 25 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  1176. <ChainsawJason> $2d10
  1177. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2 and 2. Total: 4. Successes: 0.
  1178. <Kirran> lol
  1179. * DM cries laughing.
  1180. <Sephiroth> $9d10
  1181. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 1, 10, 6, 5, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 55. Successes: 8.
  1182. <Kirran> Terrible school you have here, mister.
  1183. * Vincent_Valentine redirects that roll..
  1184. <Vincent_Valentine> $9d10
  1185. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 1, 8, 8, 9, 3, 5 and 4. Total: 47. Successes: 5.
  1186. * ChainsawJason is now an F-rated principal and suffers a -7 dice penalty to all dice rolls.
  1187. * ChainsawJason is also counterattacked by Vincent_Valentine's superior intelligence.
  1188. <ChainsawJason> wuty me nowaf astupid guuuuuuuys
  1189. <Firby> You suck, ChainsawJason.
  1190. <BluffBot> Hit it, Grammar Nazi!
  1191. * GrammarNazi combos with Vincent_Valentine's counterattack, adding a flurry of typos.
  1192. <Vincent_Valentine> A -7 dice penalty, ... so essentially 7 additional dice?
  1193. <DM> *7 dice penalty.*
  1194. * DM throws double negatives at the fourth wall. It weakens in confusion.
  1195. <BluffBot> It is a die penalty with an argument of -7, which is a perfectly legitimate statement.
  1196. <Kirran> At least there's no math Nazi.
  1197. <BluffBot> Penalty does not imply that it negates the parameter.
  1198. * Vincent_Valentine counterattacks with a swing of jealousy! (Roll Courage!)
  1199. <DM> *Sephiroth = math Nazi.*
  1200. <Vincent_Valentine> $23d10
  1201. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 5, 10, 9, 2, 7, 2, 4, 1, 6, 3, 2, 6, 7, 8, 4, 6, 7, 5, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 131. Successes: 17.
  1202. <BluffBot> </math-nazi>
  1203. <GrammarNazi> $21d10
  1204. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 2, 3, 9, 9, 9, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 10, 2, 10, 1, 10, 10, 9, 1 and 10. Total: 115. Successes: 15.
  1205. * Firby is now known as MathNazi
  1206. <ChainsawJason> $13d10
  1207. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 3, 3, 7, 7, 8, 5, 2, 7, 4, 9 and 6. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
  1208. * MathNazi is now known as Fireblast124
  1209. * ChainsawJason is sent to a rehabilitation center, where he will be nursed by a fleet of jealous typos, all lead by ThypoBeaver.
  1210. <ChainsawJason> 3h, ??m | In rehab
  1211. <DM> $turns
  1212. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1213. <DM> $endturn
  1214. <Navi> DM has ended ChainsawJason's turn. GrammarNazi: It is your turn now.
  1215. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1216. <DM> $endturn
  1217. <Navi> DM has ended GrammarNazi's turn. ThypoBeaver: It is your turn now.
  1218. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1219. * ThypoBeaver gives ChainsawJason TheRapist.
  1220. * Fireblast124 slaps in another Rated M for Mature
  1221. * ChainsawJason gets $200 and goes to jail due to a monopoly claim.
  1222. <ChainsawJason> 3h, ??m | In rehab | In jail | Surrounded by jealous typos
  1223. <ThypoBeaver> $removeme
  1224. <Navi> ThypoBeaver has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), GrammarNazi (0) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1225. * ThypoBeaver has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1226. <GrammarNazi> 13h | Bleeding x1
  1227. * Sephiroth grabs his axe and swings jealously at the GrammarNazi! (Roll Courage!)
  1228. <Sephiroth> $25d10
  1229. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 7, 3, 5, 10, 10, 9, 7, 9, 9, 8, 8, 8, 6, 4, 3, 3, 6, 7, 10, 10, 5, 6 and 2. Total: 164. Successes: 23.
  1230. <DM> -=POKER TIME is still in order.
  1231. * GrammarNazi goes to defend.
  1232. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1233. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 7, 1, 3, 4, 9, 9, 8, 4, 1, 6, 10, 6, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 93. Successes: 12.
  1234. * DM pokes BluffBot.
  1235. <Kirran> Wow, it's like Vincent is a whole different person when he attacks.
  1236. <DM> 23 - 12 = 11 + 2 bleeding damage = 13 damage
  1237. <BluffBot> ohsorreh
  1238. <BluffBot> he ain't bluffin'
  1239. <BluffBot> I peeked at his hand
  1240. <BluffBot> and it's all there
  1241. <BluffBot> I think they might be all black? and pointy?
  1242. <BluffBot> yeah those
  1243. <BluffBot> also there were six
  1244. <BluffBot> rectangle things
  1245. * GrammarNazi raises 50, and... folds. With that, he folds his life down to a simple sentence: DM is a hacker.
  1246. <GrammarNazi> $remomveme
  1247. * GrammarNazi is now known as X__X
  1248. * ChainsawJason is being covered by typos, fyi.
  1249. * Sephiroth reminds GrammarNazi about ThypoBeaver with his typos.
  1250. * X__X is now known as JealousTypos
  1251. * Sephiroth is now known as GrammarNazi
  1252. <GrammarNazi> $removeme
  1253. <Navi> GrammarNazi has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1254. * GrammarNazi is now known as Sephiroth
  1255. <DM> derp
  1256. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  1257. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
  1258. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1259. <JealousTypos> mesa healousge of my ownfs yposg
  1260. * JealousTypos is coveareing ChainsawJason with ihts jealougesl typoges oaf selfete ainception.
  1261. * Kirran reaches into his quiver and pulls out a Patriot arrow, takes aim, and fires at Chainsaw Jason. (roll courage)
  1262. <Kirran> $23d10
  1263. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 3, 10, 2, 9, 3, 10, 2, 8, 3, 2, 6, 1, 7, 7, 10, 7, 5, 6, 1, 2 and 3. Total: 124. Successes: 16.
  1264. * JealousTypos is covieragin and gre rolls insteatd.
  1265. <JealousTypos> $5d10
  1266. <Navi> JealousTypos: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 7, 5 and 6. Total: 31. Successes: 5.
  1267. * JealousTypos diies ing ea the palce.
  1268. <JealousTypos> $init j
  1269. <Navi> JealousTypos: You have entered the fray!
  1270. <JealousTypos> $removeme
  1271. <Navi> JealousTypos has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1272. <ChainsawJason> 3h, ?? | Still in jail, though
  1273. <Kirran> $endturn
  1274. <Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1275. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1276. * JealousTypos has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1277. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1278. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Kirby's dinner table, better hope Kirby isn't hungry «14,388»)
  1279. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1280. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  1281. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1282. <DM> Fireblast124, all yours there.
  1283. <Dex> Jagged Edged Sword in the Chainsaw Jason with the Roll Courage
  1284. <Fireblast124> What
  1285. <Dex> $20d10
  1286. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1287. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 3, 2, 2, 4, 5, 8, 5, 3, 5, 8, 1, 1, 6, 10, 1, 8, 2 and 7. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
  1288. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1289. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1290. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1291. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1292. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1293. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1294. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1295. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1296. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1297. <ChainsawJason> $13d10
  1298. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 7, 2, 8, 9, 9, 6, 9, 9, 8, 5 and 10. Total: 85. Successes: 11.
  1299. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1300. <BluffBot> Quick someone jam the printer
  1301. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1302. <BluffBot> empty the toner
  1303. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1304. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1305. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1306. <BluffBot> dangit it he got the full thing out
  1307. <Fireblast124> Sephiroth used Kirby!
  1308. <Fireblast124> It... Wasn't very effective...
  1309. * ChainsawJason is nicked by Dex's sword as a nearby Kirby is unamused. Kirby will do something at the start of the next round.
  1310. <BluffBot> o.o
  1311. <DM> *The blade bounces off of his armor, but he gains another stack of bleeding.*
  1312. <ChainsawJason> 3h | Bleeding x1
  1313. <DM> (err, a stack of bleeding)
  1314. <ChainsawJason> 3h | Bleeding x1 | In jail
  1315. <DM> ($endturn?
  1316. * DM pokes Dex.
  1317. <Dex> $endturn
  1318. <Dex> woops
  1319. <Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1320. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1321. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1322. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a businessman! Is that your dad? «14,389»)
  1323. ING AT Sun Aug 18 00:56:34 2013
  1324.  
  1325. NG AT Sun Aug 18 00:56:35 2013
  1326.  
  1327. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1328. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1329. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1330. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1331. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1332. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1333. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. ChainsawJason: It is your turn now.
  1334. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1335. <DM> -=GO TO THE CORNER - Your dad decrees that you go and sit in the corner of your room. You feel depressed, and Sephiroth kicks DM again to maintain his business.
  1336. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1337. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on my foot! Here comes another kick out the window! «14,390»)
  1338. <Kirran> Lol
  1339. <DM> seriously
  1340. <BluffBot> http://tinyurl.com/62wvsc2
  1341. <BluffBot> There's dad
  1342. <Kirran> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J4FXUMOw8k
  1343. <DM> *Everyone takes 1 neutral damage, and DM is kicked by Sephiroth out the window... again.*
  1344. <Kirran> Dad's home
  1345. <DM> (Thank you for linking that)
  1346. <Kirran> 2h
  1347. <ChainsawJason> 2h | Bleeding x1
  1348. * Vincent_Valentine has 3 hearts and 3 magic left; his shield is also active as well.
  1349. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1350. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a hill! «14,391»)
  1351. ING AT Sun Aug 18 00:58:56 2013
  1352.  
  1353. NG AT Sun Aug 18 00:58:56 2013
  1354.  
  1355. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1356. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1357. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1358. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1359. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1360. <Fireblast124> KING OF THE HILL
  1361. <Kirran> I have the high ground.
  1362. <DM> -=KIRRAN EFFECT - If someone attempts to jump over him, he will automatically slice the target's limbs off.
  1363. <Vincent_Valentine> I have the low ground.
  1364. <DM> -=FIREBLAST124 EFFECT - If this somehow hasn't ended by the end of the next round, Fireblast124 wins by default.
  1365. <DM> -=VINCENT_VALENTINE EFFECT - The low ground keeps you hidden. Defending dice increased by 3.
  1366. <DM> -=DEX EFFECT - You Hillbilly you. Speak like a hillbilly.
  1367. <Dex> Y'all don't mind me none okay.
  1368. <Sephiroth> $turns
  1369. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1370. <DM> -=CHAINSAWJASON EFFECT - Physics decrees that you're permanently sliding down the hill, whether you're going up or down. You no longer have the 7 dice penality, and you have +5 dice when attacking.
  1371. <DM> $endturn
  1372. <Navi> DM has ended ChainsawJason's turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  1373. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1374. <Kirran> Hey guys, has anyone seen where Kirby went? I'm a little worried.
  1375. <DM> $2d4
  1376. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 4 Sides. Result: 3 and 1. Total: 4.
  1377. <BluffBot> what did i just watch
  1378. <BluffBot> o.o
  1379. <Fireblast124> Oh, he is over there eating all of the watermelons
  1380. <Fireblast124> He will be back shortly
  1381. <DM> *Kirby sucks Vincent_Valentine and Dex in! Roll Wisdom to dodge!*
  1382. <Kirran> An internet classic.
  1383. <Dex> $15d10
  1384. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 9, 8, 7, 4, 10, 3, 6, 3, 6, 3, 3, 8 and 3. Total: 83. Successes: 9.
  1385. * You are now known as Kirby
  1386. <Kirby> $15d10
  1387. <Navi> Kirby: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 7, 3, 1, 3, 8, 7, 8, 10, 8, 10, 4, 7 and 4. Total: 91. Successes: 11.
  1388. * You are now known as DM
  1389. <Vincent_Valentine> $12d10
  1390. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 4, 5, 1, 2, 10, 9, 2, 1, 1 and 9. Total: 48. Successes: 5.
  1391. <DM> *Dex and Vincent_Valentine are sucked into Kirby. On their turns, they must roll Courage against the original success rate. If they're successful, they get out. If they're unsuccessful, Kirby sucks out their soul and instantly kills them.*
  1392. <Vincent_Valentine> (do defending dice count?)
  1393. <DM> (this would be attacking dice technically)
  1394. <BluffBot> o.o
  1395. <BluffBot> it's like an endless madhouse in here
  1396. <Fireblast124> Here, have some tea
  1397. * Fireblast124 gives BluffBot some tea
  1398. <DM> you missed it earlier when everyone had dyslexia
  1399. <Vincent_Valentine> (.. so I'd have to say whether or not I am bluffing?)
  1400. <BluffBot> thank you I think I shall WHY AM I DRINKING TEA
  1401. <DM> (... bluffing against kirby... well, up to you whether you go for it or not)
  1402. <DM> (roll when ready)
  1403. <Vincent_Valentine> $19d10
  1404. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 9, 5, 10, 6, 3, 3, 4, 8, 8, 1, 3, 6, 9, 8, 5, 8 and 7. Total: 117. Successes: 15.
  1405. <DM> *Kirby does not call the bluff, and goes for his 11 success defense.*
  1406. <DM> *DID HE BLUFF?8
  1407. <BluffBot> HEEEEEEEEEE'S
  1408. <BluffBot> GOT
  1409. <BluffBot> Jack of spades
  1410. <BluffBot> queen of spades
  1411. <BluffBot> king of spades
  1412. <BluffBot> ace of clubs
  1413. <DM> -=BLUFFBOT EFFECT - Endless suspense.
  1414. <BluffBot> and a 5 of diamonds
  1415. <BluffBot> O.o
  1416. <BluffBot> BLUFFIN'
  1417. <Fireblast124> According to my calculations, that would be too much to even handle
  1418. <DM> *Not only is Vincent_Valentine healed by 4 hearts, but he escapes Kirby and causes Kirby to implode! .... woops.*
  1419. * Vincent_Valentine has 7 hearts and 3 magic left; his shield is also active as well.
  1420. <DM> *Dex is caught in the implosion, but he lives with 1 heart.*
  1421. <Fireblast124> Screw the rules, I have pie
  1422. <Dex> ?
  1423. <Dex> why didnt i get to roll?
  1424. <DM> meh, roll
  1425. <BluffBot> why has no-one made a vid
  1426. <BluffBot> of kirby imploding
  1427. <BluffBot> D:
  1428. <Dex> $19d10
  1429. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 7, 2, 2, 3, 5, 6, 9, 2, 5, 3, 3, 2, 10, 6, 10, 9 and 6. Total: 105. Successes: 14.
  1430. * Vincent_Valentine breaks into the Antartical Jail and swings jealously at ChainsawJason! (Roll Courage!)
  1431. <Vincent_Valentine> $25d10
  1432. <DM> BluffBot, look up real life kirby.
  1433. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 5, 8, 1, 6, 9, 3, 2, 5, 10, 3, 9, 2, 7, 8, 2, 4, 8, 7, 10, 6, 1, 5 and 8. Total: 137. Successes: 18.
  1434. <DM> *Dex gets out perfectly fine.*
  1435. <Dex> i was waiting for vince to finish his turn
  1436. <ChainsawJason> $20d10
  1437. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 9, 1, 8, 6, 10, 4, 4, 7, 5, 4, 6, 10, 8, 9, 2, 7, 10 and 7. Total: 128. Successes: 17.
  1438. <DM> 18 - 17 = 1 -2 = 0 damage, but 2 bleed damage....
  1439. <Kirran> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nud5JVgP1qdjttfo1_500.png
  1440. <BluffBot> that's not coming up with anything obvious eitehr
  1441. <Vincent_Valentine> (wasn't he already bleeding?)
  1442. <BluffBot> O.O
  1443. <DM> yeah
  1444. <DM> one bleed, + another stack of bleeding
  1445. <Fireblast124> And... Everyone who saw that picture
  1446. <DM> so 2 bleed damage from the attack
  1447. <Vincent_Valentine> (kay)
  1448. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  1449. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
  1450. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1451. * ChainsawJason drops dead as his death is graded with confetti made of blood and failure.
  1452. * ChainsawJason has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1453. * Kirran nocks a final arrow, takes careful aim for the window, and fires at chainsaw jason (roll courage)
  1454. <Kirran> Or not.
  1455. <DM> *Kirran's arrow finds itself in ChainsawJason's corpse. A+ shot!*
  1456. <DM> *Alright, last kick line for the quest.*
  1457. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1458. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Yoshi's tongue! Whoa! «14,392»)
  1459. <Fireblast124> Fascinating
  1460. <Sephiroth> .................
  1461. <Kirran> Lmao, same as last time.
  1462. <Fireblast124> We all landed in Yoshi's tongue
  1463. <DM> *Everyone is eaten by Yoshi and spat out- screw it, just throw another one.
  1464. <Fireblast124> And then into his stomache
  1465. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1466. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed up your butt! How the fuck is that possible? «14,393»)
  1467. <DM> ......
  1468. <BluffBot> .................
  1469. <Sephiroth> .....................................
  1470. <Kirran> ................................
  1471. <Fireblast124> And our butts broke too
  1472. <Fireblast124> Seriously, who hired the guy
  1473. <DM> *The quest ends tragically as everyone experiences pain on a whole new level. You now choose whether you want to stay alive through this or not.*
  1474. <Dex> i want to liiiiive
  1475. <Vincent_Valentine> I do too.
  1476. <Kirran> I, strangely, would also like to live.
  1477. <BluffBot> Survivors will be provided with molestation counciling
  1478. <BluffBot> Counciling for molestation, that is. I'm fairly certain the counciling will not involve molestation.
  1479. <Fireblast124> First thing first:
  1480. <Fireblast124> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpetCgI1zzI
  1481. <DM> *Dex lives to find 45 Experience and a buttload of 250 rupees in his bottomless pit. Vincent_Valentine unfortunately finds the same in his. Kirran's sheikah senses tell him this is wrong, but his girly love returns as supports him in ways that we don't want to know about.*
  1482. <DM> *You also find some random item drops...
  1483. <DM> Grammar Nazi Boss + Grammar Nazi:
  1484. <Sephiroth> $calc 23+45
  1485. <Kefka> 23+45 = 68
  1486. <DM> $3d12
  1487. <Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 12 Sides. Result: 12, 6 and 9. Total: 27.
  1488. <Sephiroth> $calc 68-50
  1489. <Kefka> 68-50 = 18
  1490. <DM> *A Bomb and a Shadow Sroll #2 drop... okay, just... kick me again so we don't end it in this horrible catastrophe, I'd rather not make puns like this unintentionally.*
  1491. <Sephiroth> $calc 1524+250
  1492. <Kefka> 1524+250 = 1,774
  1493. * Fireblast124 blows DM up instead
  1494. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1495. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on another IRC Server! «14,394»)
  1496. <DM> screw that, I'm not going there right now
  1497. <Kirran> Try it again Boss!
  1498. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1499. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in jail! «14,395»)
  1500. <Fireblast124> And... He is jailed
  1501. <Kirran> Do not pass go
  1502. <Fireblast124> I guess no more questing for today
  1503. * DM ends up sitting in a pool of blood.
  1504. <Kirran> do not collect 20o rupees.
  1505. <DM> Stalfos:
  1506. <DM> $1d12
  1507. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 12 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  1508. <DM> Firerobe:
  1509. <DM> $1d12
  1510. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 12 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
  1511. <DM> Rock Golem:
  1512. <DM> $1d8
  1513. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 8 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
  1514. * Vincent_Valentine swipes the bomb.
  1515. <DM> *Another bomb drops.
  1516. * Vincent_Valentine swipes that bomb too.
  1517. <DM> *And an Ender Pearl drops... see Enderman's Replaced Item Drop.*
  1518. <Fireblast124> You got two bombs! What are you going to do with them? Blow someone up?
  1519. <Kirran> That is what he does.
  1520. * Fireblast124 slaps Kirran with a rainbow trout
  1521. <Fireblast124> Here, take this useless fish
  1522. <Fireblast124> I am off
  1523. * Fireblast124 jumps out of the scene
  1524. <DM> -=INSANITY END=-
  1525. * Kirran is still on a boat, riding a dolphin, doing flips and shit. The dolphin eats the fish
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